Sanskari Baatein

[Damha]

Jalne wala aisa kya he hai?

 

[Elon Musk_]

Jalne wala aisa kya he hai?

 

[Black]

Kuchh aur ho to please suggest

Lole ki nas dheeli ho jaati. Phir shaadi ke baad ke joru khush nahi rahegi. Phir cuck banna padta hai. Aur batau fayde hilane ke?

 

[Elon Musk_]

Lole ki nas dheeli ho jaati. Phir shaadi ke baad ke joru khush nahi rahegi. Phir cuck banna padta hai. Aur batau fayde hilane ke?

Kafi bura anubhav hai ju na

 

[Mak]

Masturbation has so many benefits

1. AIDS jaisi bimariyo ka khatra nahi, jisno batane me bhi sharam aaye.
2. Kisi ladki ki chik chik nahi jhelna
3. Koi paise nahi lagte.
4. Dopamine alag se mile (stress relief)
5. Break up hone ka koi jhanjhat nahi
6. Kisi ka koi ahsaan nhi hota..
7. jab man ho hila ho.. samne wale ke mood ki koi tension nhi
8. Bhistagram me free me mujra dekhane ko milta hai, to rok nhi paate khud ko
9. Swapndosh nahi hota fir.

Beware of Werewolf and his army. They will protest against you for promoting "Muthhi Lagao Duniya Bachao Yojna".

 

[Elon Musk_]

Beware of Werewolf and his army. They will protest against you for promoting "Muthhi Lagao Duniya Bachao Yojna".

Aashna ke jaane ke baad hi vo bawla ho gaya... aur moh maya se apna nata tod liya usne Varna ladka achcha tha pahle

 

[Elon Musk_]

Mak.. aur batao... how was marriage shadi ke baad sab thik thak

 

[Mak]

Aashna ke jaane ke baad hi vo bawla ho gaya... aur moh maya se apna nata tod liya usne Varna ladka achcha tha pahle

Kya matlab ki Yesna Werewolf ka muthhi lagaane ka samaan bhi apne saath lekar chali gayi? ?

 

[Elon Musk_]

Kya matlab ki Yesna Werewolf ka muthhi lagaane ka samaan bhi apne saath lekar chali gayi? ?

Matlab dil toot gaya hoga na

 

[Mak]

Mak.. aur batao... how was marriage shadi ke baad sab thik thak

April me date extend ho gaya hai.. (Her Uncle died. )