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MAZA AAYEGA TAPU SENA KO DEKHNE MEBeautiful Update tapu sena aage kya karegi uska intejaar hai bas
THANKS YAARANice update bhai
To ek or new entry huyi hai janvi kapoor ki
Or ye update ekdum mast tha
Nice update....Sex Ka Jamana Update 60
Toh Yaaro Jaisa Ki Hamne Abtak Kahani Me Dekha Ki Kaise Bapuji Ne Tapu Sena Ke Saamne Sex Competition Ke Saare Raaz Khol Diye Hai or Tapu Sena Bhi Isme Involve Hone Ke Liye Ready Hai Wahi Jethalal or Rita Ek Khoobsurat Si Date Par Jaate Hai Jaha Wo Ek Saath Couple Dance Bhi Karte Hai Ek Doosre Ki Emotions Baat Te Huye Dono Ek Doosre Se Kaafi Kareeb Aa Jaate Hai Wahi Teesri Taraf Bhide Babita Ke Ghar Par Aaya Tha Babita or Bhide Ke Beech Awkward Moment Banta Hai or Dono Kaafi Close Ho Jaate Hai Wahi Tapu Sena Bhide Ka Peeche Karte Huye Babita Ke Ghar Pahochte Hai Wahi Chauthi Taraf Bapuji Katrina Ki Jordaar Chudai Suru Hoti Hai Babita Ke Ghar Par Babita or Bhide Roleplay Karte Huye Sex Me Lag Jaate Hai or Tapu Sena Unhe Usi Ghar Me Chhip Kar Dekhne Lagti Hai Wahi Rita or Jethalal Nashe Me Abdul Se Milte Huye Society Wapas Aate Hai or Babita or Bhide Ke Beech Ka Sex Dekhte Hai Rita Jethalal Ki Baaton Se Impress Ho Chuki Thi Isliye Donohi Ek Heated Moment Share Karte Hai or Jordaar Sex Karte Hai Wahi Ananya Jethalal or Rita Ko Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Dekh Leti Hai
Ek Mast Baat Batau Update 49 Se Lekar Is Update Tak Jo Bhi Hua Hai Wo Sab Ek Din Me Hua Hai Sirf Ek Din Me or Abhi Ye Ek Din Khatam Nahi Hua Hai Khatam Hona Baaki Hai
Huhh Chalo Yaaro Ab Aage Badhte Hai Ummed Karta Hu Ki Aap Sab Ko Ye Story Pasand Aa Rahi Hogi
Bhide : Babita Ji Aapko Ek Bolu
Babita : Haa Haa Mujhe Pata Hai
Bhide(soch Me) : Kya Pata Hai Aapko
Babita : Yahi Ki Society Me Sex Competition Hone Wala Hai or Wagera Wagehra
Bhide : Lagta Hai Kisine Mujhse Pehle Aapko Bata Diya
Babita : Mai to Uske Liye Bohot Excited Hu Ab Dekhte Hai Baaki Log Ki Excitement Kitni Hai
Bhide : Hmm..ab Aapko Sab Pata Hai Hi to Mai Chalta Hu
Babita (Halke Se) : Bhide Bhai....
Bhide (Peeche Ghoomte Huye) : Haa
Babita : Mujhe Aaj Bohot Maza Aaya ( or Muskura Deti Hai)
Bhide Ye Sun Kar Khush Ho Jaata Hai or Waha Se Nikal Jaata Hai
Society Compound Me Pahochte Hi Use Iyer Dikhta Hai
Iyer : or Secretary Sahab Kaha Se Aa Rahe Ho
Bhide : Bas Tumhare Hi Ghar Se
Iyer : Kuch Baat Bani Ki Nahi
Bhide : Ban Gayi Scientist Sahab Ban Gayi
Iyer : Accha to Kiske Saath Shraddha Ya
Bhide : Babita Bhabhi Ke Saath
Iyer : Waah Mere Yaar
Bhide : Tumhari Kis Ke Saath Ban Rahi Hai
Iyer : Abhi Tak to Sirf Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath Bani Hai Ab Anjali Bhabhi Par Try Karne Ki Sochta Hu
Bhide : Madhvi Bhi Hai
Iyer : Unki Bhi Lunga Ab Dekhte Hai Kiske Saath Mera Jugaad Banta Hai
"Sahi Baat Hai"
Tabhi Beech Me Haathi Aata Hai
Bhide : Are Aao Aao Haathi Bhai Kya Haal Chaal
Iyer : Ab Haathi Bhai Maine Aapka Message Dekha Kya Wo Baat Sach Thi
Haathi : Haa to Mai Apne Doston Se Jhooth Thori Bolunga
Iyer : Aayi Ayi Ooh
Haathi : or Bhide Master Aapki Wali Baat Ka Kya
Bhide : Pata Nahi Sab Kaise Ho Gaya
Haathi : Hmm..maine to Apne Goli Ko Sex Competition Ka Slight Idea De Diya Hai
Iyer : Aatma Ram Tum Bhi Sonu Ko Bata Do
Haathi : Haa Bhide Master Kuch Fayda Nahi Hai Us Se Kuch Chhipane Ka
Bhide : Are Yaar Kya Hi Batau Aapko Ye Baat Madhvi Ko Pata Chal Gayi
Haathi : Leh Fir Kya Hua
Iyer : Ek Minute Aatma Ram Mai Bag Rakh Ke Aata Hu Fir Yahi Baat Karte Huye Chalenge Abdul Ki Dukaan Per Tab Tak Sodhi or Mehta Sahab Bhi Aa Jaayege
Bhide : Theek Hai
Iyer Tezi Se Apne Flat Par Bhaag Jaata Hai
Tabhi Scene Badalta Hai or Hame Jethalal or Rita Dikhte Hai
Jethalal Ne Rita Ko God Me Utha Rakha Tha Uska Lund Rita Ki Chut Me Phasa Hua Tha
Dono Ek Doosre Ki Aankho Me Dekh Rahe the
Jethalal Ka Lund Chut Me Ghuste Hi Rita Ke Aankho Se Aansu Aane Lage or Uske Chut Se Ekdam Halke Halke Se Khoon Behne Laga
Jethalal : Ruk Jaau Kya Rita
Rita : Aaj Aapne Is Mukaam Tak Pahochne Ke Liye Bohot Mehnat Ki Hai Mai Chahti Hu Ki Aap Mujhme Doob Jaaye Jetha Bhai
Jethalal : Bilkul Rita Aaj Ki Raat Mai Tumhare Saare Dard Ko Tumse Cheen Lunga
Aaj Tumhare Sabhi Choton Ka Malham Mai Banunga
Rita : I Love You Jetha Bhai I Really Love You I Really Love You or Rote Huye Jethalal Ke Gale Lag Jaati Hai
Jethalal Ke Saamne Saari Purani Yaadein Aane Lagti Hai or Wo Apne Lund Se Rita Ko Chodne Lagta Hai
Rita Aankhein Band Karte Huye Joro Se Siskiyaan Lene Lagti Hai
Aaaahhh....jethaaahhh...bhaiiihh....aaraammm....seehhh...uhhfff.....aaahhhmmm..
Jetaahhh....bhaiiihh....dheereehhh...ooohhh...uhhhh....aaahhhh...ahhhh...ohhhh
Ahhhh.....
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhh....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....dheere.......ahhh.....iissshhh....ihhh....yeahh....iyeeaahhhhh... Aoooobhhhh....ahhhhmm.....ohhhmm....dheereehhh
Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh......ooohhhh......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....aaaahhhh.... Aaahhhh....aaaahhhhmmm...... Aaahhhh..... Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh....jethaahhhhh....bhaiiihhh...dheereehhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....yeaaahhh....dheereehhhh....jethaahhhh....bhaiiii
Ohhh....oohhhh....uhhhhhhff.....aaahhh....ohhhhhhmmm....ohhhhh....
Aaahhhh....ohhhh....uhhhhh.....aaaahhhh......ohhhhhhh.....aaaoohh.....
Jethalal Rita Ki Ek Taang Hawa Me Utha Kar Use Peeche Se Chodne Lagta Hai
Jethalal Ke Halke Halke Jhatkoh Se Rita Ko Ab Maza Aana Suru Ho Gaya Tha Rita Khud Hi Apni Gaand Jethalal Ke Lund Par Joro Se Patak Rahi Thi
Jethalal Ise Hari Jhandi Samajh Kar Rita Ko Joro Se Chodna Suru Karte Huye Apni Speed Badhata Hai
..Uhmm....humm....ahhmm......
Ahhhhhh............ahmmm.....ahhhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhaa....ohhhhhmm....
Ahhh...ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh....uhmm...humm...ahhmm....uhmm....ahhh....
Ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm
Ahhhhhh Ohhhh.......
Jethalal Ke Lund Ke Jordaar Dhakke Rita Ko Bohot Jyada Uttejit Kar Rahe the
Rita Ka Badan Akad Raha Tha Wo Tezi Se Jhad Rahi Thi
Lekin Jethalal Ab Kaha Rukne Wala Tha Uske Dhakko Ki Speed Toh Badhti Hi Jaa Rahi Thi
Jethalal Ka Poora Lund Rita Ke Chut Me Gaya Bhi Nahi Tha Lekin Rita Ki Siskaariyan Had Se Jyada Tez Ho Chuki Thi
Apne Flat Ki Taraf Badhte Huye Iyer Ko Ye Siskaariyan Sunai Deti Hai
Iyer : Ye Kaisi Awaaj
Iyer Tezi Se Ghar Me Jaakar Apna Bag Phenkta Hai or Tezi Se Daudte Huye Baahar Aata Hai
Iyer : Itni Meethi Cheekhein Ohh Lekin Abhi Koi Kyu Hi Sex Karega
Iyer Daudte Huye Rita Ke Flat Ki Taraf Badhta Hai
Iyer : Awaaj to Yahi Se Aa Rahi Hai
Rita Ke Siskiyon Ki Awaaj Darwaje Ke Baahar Aa Rahi Thi Jo Halka Dhyan Lagane Par Sunai De Sakti Thi
Iyer (Chokas) : Rita...par Wo to Single Hai Iska Matlab...thora Ruk Ke Sunta Hu Kya Pata Rita Kuch Hint Dede
Rita Joro Se Siskiyaan Le Rahi Thi
Aaahhhhhmmmmm....ohhhhh....uhhhhfff...ufffhhh...aaahhhh...ohhhmmmm...uhhhmmm..
Aaahhhmmm....oohhhh....uhhhh...aaahhmmm..uuuhhff....ohhhh...aaahhhmmm....
Aaahhhh.....dheereeehhh....dheereeehhhh....jethaahhh....bhaiiihhh.....aaahhhmmm
Jethalal Ka Naam Sunte Hi Iyer Ke Kaan Khare Ho Jaate Hai
"Are Iyer Bhai Aap Yaha"
Iyer (Ghabrate Huye) : A..bb...abbb...haa Popatlal Mai Tumhe Hi Bulane Aaya Tha
Popatlal : Are Waah Iyer Bhai Achanak Kaise
Iyer : Woh Mai Abhi Neeche Se Aaya Tum Neeche Nahi the Isliye Maine Socha Awaaj Deta Chalu
Popatlal : Thank You Mr Iyer Chalo Fir
Iyer : Tum Chalo Mai Aata Hu
Popatlal : Ab Batao Aap Mujhe Bulane Aaye the Ab Mai Aa Gaya Hu to Aap Mujhe Aage Badhne Ko Keh Rahe Ho
Iyer : Wo Mai Bathroom Kar Ke Aata Hu
Popatlal : Are Iyer Bhai to Bathroom Kar Ke Hi Aate Mai Aapko Aapke Floor Par Hi Mil Jaata Fir Saath Chalte
Iyer : Theek Hai
Popatlal : Chalo Fir Aap Aao ...Bathroom Kar Ke
Iyer : Hmm Mai Abhi Aata Hu
Popatlal Aage Badh Jaata Hai Iyer Wahi Khara Ho Kar Soch Me Par Jaata Hai
or Scene Wapas Badalta Hai or Hame Rita or Jethalal Dikhte Hai
Jethalal Apne Lund Ke Jordaar Dhakke Rita Ke Chut Me Diye Jaa Raha Tha
Rita Khushi Se Chudte Huye Joro Se Siskiyaan Le Rahi Thi
Aaahhh...jetaahhh...bhaiiihhhh....ohhhmmm...chodohhhhh...mujheehhh....
Aaahhhmmm....ohhhh...uhhhhfff....aaahhmmm.....ohhhhmmm....uhhhfff....
Orrrr...aiseeehhh...hihhhh.....aahhh....bohothhh....acchaahhh.....lag...rahaahh...haiii
Aaahhh....ohhhhmm....uhhfff....aahhhmm....ohhhfff....aaaahhhmmm....uhhhffhh.....
Uhhmmmmm....qaaaahhhh....fuckkkhh.....oohhhmmmm...aaahhh.....uhhhhffhh....
Jethaahhh...bhaiihhh
Fuccckkk........meeehh......fuccckkkkk...me.....uhhhhh...ohhhh......ahhhh Ahhhh......ahhh.......ahhhha.....hahahh....haahha......ahhhh...fuck
....Mehh.....ahhhh.....ahhhh.......orrrrr....tezzzzzzz....orrr....tezzz....mujhe...
Bohottthh....mazaahhh....aaahh....rahaaaahhhhh...haihhh....ohhhmm....fuckkkk
.......Iii....looveeee...itthh...aaahhhmm....ooohhhhhh....uhhh....ohhhhh.....
Aaaahhh....ohhhhhhhh....aaahhhhmm....ohhhhhh...fuckkkkkkhh....ohhhh....
Uhhhhmmmm...ohhhhhhh...uhhffhhh....fuckkkk...fuckkkk.....fuckkhhh.....
Aaaahhh....ohhhhhhhh....aaahhhhmm....ohhhhhh...fuckkkkkk....ohhhh....
Uhhhhmmmm...ohhhhhhh...uhhffhh....fuckkkk...fuckkkk.....fuck.....
Ohhhh......ahhh...fuckkkhhh....ohhhh....fuckkkkkhhmmm....
Aaaahhhmm.....ohhhhh....uhhhh.....ohhhhh....fuckkkkk....uhfffghh
Ahhh....uhhhmm....ahhmm.....ahhhh........uhhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh....fuckkk Meeehh....fuckkkkkhh....ahhh....fuckkkh....meehhh.....ahmmm....uhhh....ahmmha
Bhot...mazaaaah...aaaahhhh Rahaaa....hai...ohhh......aahhh......ahhh.....ahhhhaaaahhhh....fuck Me Harder.......jetaahhhhh....bhaiihhh......uhhmmmm...fuckkkk....
Fuck........mehh......fuckkkkk...me.....uhhhhh...ohhhh......ahhhh Ahhhh......ahhh.......ahhhha.....hahahh....haahha......ahhhh...fuckkkkh
Maiihhh...tohhhh...gayiihhh
Ahhhh Ahhhh...... Ohhhh...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhhmm.....
Ahhhh Ahhhh.... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....ahhhhmmm...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....
or Rita Jhad Jaati Hai
Rita Ye Doosri Baar Jhadi Thi Jethalal Rita Ko Ab Bed Par Lita Deta Hai or Saamne Se Chodne Lagta Hai
Jethalal : Isme Tumhe Bohot Maza Aayega Rita
Rita : Ab to Jo Jaisa Aap Kare
Jethalal : Theek Hai or Apna Lund Ghusa Deta Hai
Rita Siskaariyan Bhadne Lagti Hai
.Uhhhh..... Ahhhh....ahhhh
Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhh......ohhhm Uhhhm.... Ahmm Uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhhmmm....
Aahhh....uhhhmm....ahhmm.....ahhhh........uhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhh....ahhhh....fuckkkkk Meeehh....fuckkkkkhh....ahhh....fuckkkh....meehhh.....ahmmm....uhhh....ahmm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh...........ahhh.....iissshhh....ihhh....yeahh....iyeeaahhhhh... Aoooobhhhh....ahhhhmm.....ohhhmm....jetaahhhh...bhaiihhhh
Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh......ooohhhh......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....aaaahhhh.... Aaahhhh....aaaahhhhmmm...... Aaahhhh..... Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh....fuckkkhhhh....uhhhmmmm
Jethalal Rita Ko Kareeb 2 Ghante Se Chod Raha Tha Rita 2 Baar Jhad Chuki Thi
Wahi Doosri Taraf Iyer Ye Chudai Ka Jaankar Thora Tension Me Tha
Iyer : Ye Jeithalal Aise to Sabse Aage Nikal Jaayega Ab Mai Kya Karu Maine to Abtak Sirf Ek Baar Sex Kiya Hai Wo Bhi Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath..krishnan Iyer Ab Tujhe Bhi Is Maidan Me Utarna Hoga Wo Bhi Jaldi Se Jaldi
Scene Wapas Badalta Hai or Hame Jethalal or Rita Dikhte Hai
Bohottth...mazaaaah...aaaahhhh Rahaaa....hai...ohhh......aahhh......ahhh.....ahhhhaaaahhhh....fuck Me Harder.......jetaahhhhh....bhaiihhh......uhhmmmm...fuckkkk....meehhh
Aaahhhh....ohhhh....uhhffhhh.....ohhhmmm.....uhhfffhhh....ohhhmmm....
Aaahhhmmm......uhhffhhh....ohhhhmmm....uhhffhhh....aaahhhmm.....
Ohhhmmm....uhhffhhh....uhhhhmmm...ohhhffhh....aahhhmmm....ohhh
Aaahhhmmmm....uhffhhh....ohhhmmm....aaahhmmm.....fuckkkkkk....
Jetahhhh...bhaiiii...maihhhh...jhadneeehhh....walihhh....huhhmm
Aahhh....
Jethalal : Ritaahh Maihh Bhi Jhadne Wala Hu
Rita Ki Siskiyaan Tez Hone Lagti Hai or Uska Badan Akadne Lagta Hai
Jethalal Ka Bhi Poora Lund Tan Jaata Hai
Aahhhhmm...ohhhfff....aaahhhh....ohhhh....fuckkkkkkk....fuckkkkkk....fuckkkkk
Yeahhhhhh....fuckkhhhh....ohhhhh...aahhhhh....uhffhhhh....ohhhhhh....fuckkkk
Jethalal Jaldi Se Bed Ke Neeche Aata Hai or Rita Bhi Tezi Se Neeche Aati Hai or Jethalal Apna Saara Maal Rita Ke Chehre or Boobs Par Chhor Deta Hai
Scene Badalta Hai or Hame Iyer Dikhta Hai Jo Apne Kapde Badal Kar Apne Ghar Se Nikal Raha Tha
Iyer(halke Se) : I Know Babita What's Going on
Babita (Soch Me) : What Do You Know
Iyer : I Know Everything.... Will Talk to You Later
Babita : What Are You Saying
Iyer Bina Kuch Bole Waha Se Nikal Jaata Hai
Society Compound Me Pahochte Hi Use Sabhi Dikhte Hai
or Sabhi Halke Halke Kadamo Se Abdul Ki Dukan Ki Taraf Chal Dete Hai
Iyer : Ye Jeithalal Kaha Hai
Bhide : Haa Mehta Sahab Ye Jethalal Kaha Hai
Mehta : Tum to Aise Pooch Rahe Ho Jaise Mai Uske Saath Rehta Hu Bhai Aata Hi Hoga Jethalal
Abdul Inki Baatein Sun Raha Tha
Abdul (Mann Me) : Kya Karu Kya Karu Bata Du Kya in Sab Ko
Jethalal : or Abdul Kya Soch Raha Hai
Abdul : Ab..abb.. Kuch Nahi Jetha Bhai Aao Baitho
Mehta : or Jethalal Kaha Reh Gaye the Iyer or Bhide Ne Mujhe Pareshaan Kar Diya Tha
Jethalal : Wo Mai....batane Se Accha Aap Khud Hi Padh Lo or Apna Phone Nikal Kar Secret Group Me Message Karta Hai
"Aaj Maine Rita Ke Saath Kiya"
Message Padhte Hi Sodhi Jethalal Ko God Me Utha Leta Hai
Sodhi : Ohh Jethaah Praa Tussi to Great Ho Yaara Ek Ek Baad Ek Nayi Maal Pelte Jaa Rahe Ho
Jethalal : Are Sodhi Neeche Utaar Mujhe
Sabhi Khush Hote Hai
Mehta : Are Lekin Batao to Ye Kab Hua
Jethalal : Wo Chhoro Bas Ye Jaano Ki Ho Gaya Jaise Taise
Haathi : Maze Hai Jetha Bhai Aapke to
Popatlal : Saara Maza to Aap Log Hi Le Rahe Hai Mai Akela Sad Raha Hu
Jethalal : Aise Mat Bolo Popatlal Abhi Abhi Tumhari Shaadi Huyi Hai Kya Chahte Ho Tum Ki Tumse Pehle Ham Sab Shraddha Ji Ki Faad Ke Rakh De
Popatlal : Cancle Bhai Cancle Pehle Mai Loonga Uski
Jethalal : Toh Fir Aaram Se Raho
Popatlal : Lekin Fir Bhi Jethalal Tumko Dekho Abtak Kitni Auraton Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuke Ho
Jethalal : Are to Us Se Kya Hua Baaki Bhi Kar Rahe Hai Bas Meri Kismat Thori Acchi Hai
Bhide : Hmm Jethalal Ye to Kehna Parega Sex Ke Maamle Me Tumhari Kismat Ham Sab Se Acchi Hai
Jethalal : Sirf Sex Me Hi Lekin Problem Me Phasne Me Abhi Bhi Meri Kismat Sabse Ghatiya Hai Kab Kaha Kaise Problem Me Phasa De Kuch Pata Nahi Hota
Sabhi Hasne Lagte Hai
Bhide : Are Baaton Ke Chakkar Me Mai Apna Message to Daalna Bhool Hi Gaya
Jethalal : Accha to Daalo Fir
Bhide Bhi Group Me Apna Message Daal Deta Hai
Haathi : Waah Bhide Master Tumhe Bhi Ek or Maal Mil Gayi
Sodhi : Apna Bhidu Hai Hi Itna Mast
Bhide : Are Aisi Koi Baat Nahi Hai
Iyer : Accha Aatma Ram Tum Us Time Madhvi Bhabhi Ke Baare Me Kuch Bata Rahe the
Bhide : Are Haa Doston Jara Dhyan Se Sun Na
Jethalal : Haa Bol
Tabla Wala Tune Bajna Suru Hota Hai or Hame Sabhi Shocked Hote Huye Dikhte Hai
Bhide : or Agar Us Din Katrina Ji Unhe Nahi Manati Toh Pakka Madhvi Kuch Galat Kar Baith Ti
Mehta : Ye to Bari Gambhir Baat Hai
Haathi : Mujhe Laga Tha Ki Mere Saath Bhi Kuch Isi Tarah Ki Cheez Hogi Lekin Komal or Goli Ne Bohot Maturely Act Kiya
Mehta : Ye Cheezei Bohot Subjective Hoti Hai
Ek Baar Mere Saath Bhi Hua Tha Mujhe Saari Baat Pata Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Mai Ek Din Anjali Par Gussa Kar Baitha Jabki Ham Sab Ne Milkar Ye Decide Kiya Tha
Iyer : Ego or Should I Say Male Ego
Mehta : Purush Ahankar Ye Bohot Kharab Cheez Hai
वो देख ले जो उसे किसी और के साथ,
फिर नहीं रहता दिल में कोई जज़्बात।
अपने अहंकार की ज्वाला में जल उठेगा,
उसका सुकून और प्यार सब भूल जाएगा।
पत्थर सा दिल बन जाएगा पल भर में,
वो कर जाएगा कुछ ऐसा जो ना सोचा हो भर में।
कभी चाहा था जिसे जान से भी ज़्यादा,
उसी को देख न सकेगा अब किसी के साथ ज़्यादा।
ये पुरुष का अहंकार है, उसका विषाल स्वाभिमान,
जो तोड़ देता है प्यार का हर मधुर विधान।
पर भूल जाता है वो, रिश्ते की असली बात,
सच्चा प्रेम तो होता है विश्वास की सौगात।
Sabhi : Waah Mehta Sahab Waah
Iyer : Nice Mehta Sahab but Aatma Ram Jaisa Ham Disucss Kar Rahe the Ki Tapu Sena Ko Is Sab Me Involve Karna Hai Ki Nahi Chalo Is Baat Ko Aage Badhaate Hai
Bhide : Hmm Doston Jaisa Ki Aap Sabhi Jaante Hai Ki Ham Society Me Jo Bhi Karenge Wo Tapu Sena Se Chhipa Nahi Reh Sakta or Iska Asar Maine Ot Haathi Bhai Ne Kaafi Kareeb Se Dekh Rakha Hai
Jethalal : Maine Bhi
Bhide : Kya
Jethalal : Abb..abb Kuch Nahi
Bhide : Haathi Bhai Me to Itni Himmat Thi Ki Unhone Goli Ko Saari Baat Bata Di Lekin Ab Mai Confusede Hu Ki Kya Karu Ab Aap Sab Hi Bataiye Ki Mai Kya Karu
Ye Dhyan Me Rakhte Huye Ki Jo Bhi Faisla Hoga Uska Nateeja Kuch Khaas Hoga
Sabhi Soch Me Par Jaate Hai
Kuch Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Mehta Jaise Hi Kuch Bolne Wala Hota Hai Ki Bapuji Peeche Se Uske Kandhe Par Haath Rakhte Hai or Bolna Suru Karte Hai
Bapuji Aaj Ghati Saari Ghatna Unke Saamne Rakh Dete Hai or Batate Hai Ki Unhone Poori Tapu Sena Ko Saari Baat Bata Di Hai Lekin Unhe Abhi Rukne Ko Kaha Hai
Bhide : Kyaah Aapne Unhe Sab Bata Diya
Bapuji : Haa to
Mehta : Are Bhide Shaant Raho Ab Chacha Ji Ne Sab Bata Hi Diya Hai to Kuch Kiya Nahi Jaa Sakta
Bhide : Lekin Ab Kya
Mehta : Bas Wahi Pehle Jo Plan Tha Kyu Chacha Ji
Bapuji : Haa Bilkul Mehtus Waise Kuch Jyada Karna Nahi Parega
Mehta : Agar Sab Kuch Aisa Hi Chalta Raha to 1-2 Mahine Me Hame Sex Competition Organise Karna Parega Bhide Tum Jara Soch Lo Kya Kya Karna Hai
Bhide : Theek Hai Jaisa Aap Kahe
"Sahi Baat Hai"
or Isi Ke Saath Hamara Ye Update Khatam Ho Jaata Hai Ummed Karta Hu Ki Aapko Ye Update Pasand Aaya Hoga Agar Aaya to Daba Ke Likes Dedo Yaaro
Loved the update bhai maze dila diyeSex Ka Jamana Update 60
Toh Yaaro Jaisa Ki Hamne Abtak Kahani Me Dekha Ki Kaise Bapuji Ne Tapu Sena Ke Saamne Sex Competition Ke Saare Raaz Khol Diye Hai or Tapu Sena Bhi Isme Involve Hone Ke Liye Ready Hai Wahi Jethalal or Rita Ek Khoobsurat Si Date Par Jaate Hai Jaha Wo Ek Saath Couple Dance Bhi Karte Hai Ek Doosre Ki Emotions Baat Te Huye Dono Ek Doosre Se Kaafi Kareeb Aa Jaate Hai Wahi Teesri Taraf Bhide Babita Ke Ghar Par Aaya Tha Babita or Bhide Ke Beech Awkward Moment Banta Hai or Dono Kaafi Close Ho Jaate Hai Wahi Tapu Sena Bhide Ka Peeche Karte Huye Babita Ke Ghar Pahochte Hai Wahi Chauthi Taraf Bapuji Katrina Ki Jordaar Chudai Suru Hoti Hai Babita Ke Ghar Par Babita or Bhide Roleplay Karte Huye Sex Me Lag Jaate Hai or Tapu Sena Unhe Usi Ghar Me Chhip Kar Dekhne Lagti Hai Wahi Rita or Jethalal Nashe Me Abdul Se Milte Huye Society Wapas Aate Hai or Babita or Bhide Ke Beech Ka Sex Dekhte Hai Rita Jethalal Ki Baaton Se Impress Ho Chuki Thi Isliye Donohi Ek Heated Moment Share Karte Hai or Jordaar Sex Karte Hai Wahi Ananya Jethalal or Rita Ko Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Dekh Leti Hai
Ek Mast Baat Batau Update 49 Se Lekar Is Update Tak Jo Bhi Hua Hai Wo Sab Ek Din Me Hua Hai Sirf Ek Din Me or Abhi Ye Ek Din Khatam Nahi Hua Hai Khatam Hona Baaki Hai
Huhh Chalo Yaaro Ab Aage Badhte Hai Ummed Karta Hu Ki Aap Sab Ko Ye Story Pasand Aa Rahi Hogi
Bhide : Babita Ji Aapko Ek Bolu
Babita : Haa Haa Mujhe Pata Hai
Bhide(soch Me) : Kya Pata Hai Aapko
Babita : Yahi Ki Society Me Sex Competition Hone Wala Hai or Wagera Wagehra
Bhide : Lagta Hai Kisine Mujhse Pehle Aapko Bata Diya
Babita : Mai to Uske Liye Bohot Excited Hu Ab Dekhte Hai Baaki Log Ki Excitement Kitni Hai
Bhide : Hmm..ab Aapko Sab Pata Hai Hi to Mai Chalta Hu
Babita (Halke Se) : Bhide Bhai....
Bhide (Peeche Ghoomte Huye) : Haa
Babita : Mujhe Aaj Bohot Maza Aaya ( or Muskura Deti Hai)
Bhide Ye Sun Kar Khush Ho Jaata Hai or Waha Se Nikal Jaata Hai
Society Compound Me Pahochte Hi Use Iyer Dikhta Hai
Iyer : or Secretary Sahab Kaha Se Aa Rahe Ho
Bhide : Bas Tumhare Hi Ghar Se
Iyer : Kuch Baat Bani Ki Nahi
Bhide : Ban Gayi Scientist Sahab Ban Gayi
Iyer : Accha to Kiske Saath Shraddha Ya
Bhide : Babita Bhabhi Ke Saath
Iyer : Waah Mere Yaar
Bhide : Tumhari Kis Ke Saath Ban Rahi Hai
Iyer : Abhi Tak to Sirf Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath Bani Hai Ab Anjali Bhabhi Par Try Karne Ki Sochta Hu
Bhide : Madhvi Bhi Hai
Iyer : Unki Bhi Lunga Ab Dekhte Hai Kiske Saath Mera Jugaad Banta Hai
"Sahi Baat Hai"
Tabhi Beech Me Haathi Aata Hai
Bhide : Are Aao Aao Haathi Bhai Kya Haal Chaal
Iyer : Ab Haathi Bhai Maine Aapka Message Dekha Kya Wo Baat Sach Thi
Haathi : Haa to Mai Apne Doston Se Jhooth Thori Bolunga
Iyer : Aayi Ayi Ooh
Haathi : or Bhide Master Aapki Wali Baat Ka Kya
Bhide : Pata Nahi Sab Kaise Ho Gaya
Haathi : Hmm..maine to Apne Goli Ko Sex Competition Ka Slight Idea De Diya Hai
Iyer : Aatma Ram Tum Bhi Sonu Ko Bata Do
Haathi : Haa Bhide Master Kuch Fayda Nahi Hai Us Se Kuch Chhipane Ka
Bhide : Are Yaar Kya Hi Batau Aapko Ye Baat Madhvi Ko Pata Chal Gayi
Haathi : Leh Fir Kya Hua
Iyer : Ek Minute Aatma Ram Mai Bag Rakh Ke Aata Hu Fir Yahi Baat Karte Huye Chalenge Abdul Ki Dukaan Per Tab Tak Sodhi or Mehta Sahab Bhi Aa Jaayege
Bhide : Theek Hai
Iyer Tezi Se Apne Flat Par Bhaag Jaata Hai
Tabhi Scene Badalta Hai or Hame Jethalal or Rita Dikhte Hai
Jethalal Ne Rita Ko God Me Utha Rakha Tha Uska Lund Rita Ki Chut Me Phasa Hua Tha
Dono Ek Doosre Ki Aankho Me Dekh Rahe the
Jethalal Ka Lund Chut Me Ghuste Hi Rita Ke Aankho Se Aansu Aane Lage or Uske Chut Se Ekdam Halke Halke Se Khoon Behne Laga
Jethalal : Ruk Jaau Kya Rita
Rita : Aaj Aapne Is Mukaam Tak Pahochne Ke Liye Bohot Mehnat Ki Hai Mai Chahti Hu Ki Aap Mujhme Doob Jaaye Jetha Bhai
Jethalal : Bilkul Rita Aaj Ki Raat Mai Tumhare Saare Dard Ko Tumse Cheen Lunga
Aaj Tumhare Sabhi Choton Ka Malham Mai Banunga
Rita : I Love You Jetha Bhai I Really Love You I Really Love You or Rote Huye Jethalal Ke Gale Lag Jaati Hai
Jethalal Ke Saamne Saari Purani Yaadein Aane Lagti Hai or Wo Apne Lund Se Rita Ko Chodne Lagta Hai
Rita Aankhein Band Karte Huye Joro Se Siskiyaan Lene Lagti Hai
Aaaahhh....jethaaahhh...bhaiiihh....aaraammm....seehhh...uhhfff.....aaahhhmmm..
Jetaahhh....bhaiiihh....dheereehhh...ooohhh...uhhhh....aaahhhh...ahhhh...ohhhh
Ahhhh.....
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhh....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....dheere.......ahhh.....iissshhh....ihhh....yeahh....iyeeaahhhhh... Aoooobhhhh....ahhhhmm.....ohhhmm....dheereehhh
Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh......ooohhhh......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....aaaahhhh.... Aaahhhh....aaaahhhhmmm...... Aaahhhh..... Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh....jethaahhhhh....bhaiiihhh...dheereehhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh....yeaaahhh....dheereehhhh....jethaahhhh....bhaiiii
Ohhh....oohhhh....uhhhhhhff.....aaahhh....ohhhhhhmmm....ohhhhh....
Aaahhhh....ohhhh....uhhhhh.....aaaahhhh......ohhhhhhh.....aaaoohh.....
Jethalal Rita Ki Ek Taang Hawa Me Utha Kar Use Peeche Se Chodne Lagta Hai
Jethalal Ke Halke Halke Jhatkoh Se Rita Ko Ab Maza Aana Suru Ho Gaya Tha Rita Khud Hi Apni Gaand Jethalal Ke Lund Par Joro Se Patak Rahi Thi
Jethalal Ise Hari Jhandi Samajh Kar Rita Ko Joro Se Chodna Suru Karte Huye Apni Speed Badhata Hai
..Uhmm....humm....ahhmm......
Ahhhhhh............ahmmm.....ahhhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhaa....ohhhhhmm....
Ahhh...ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh....uhmm...humm...ahhmm....uhmm....ahhh....
Ahmmm...uhhh....ahhh.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm.....uhmm....humm....ahhmm
Ahhhhhh Ohhhh.......
Jethalal Ke Lund Ke Jordaar Dhakke Rita Ko Bohot Jyada Uttejit Kar Rahe the
Rita Ka Badan Akad Raha Tha Wo Tezi Se Jhad Rahi Thi
Lekin Jethalal Ab Kaha Rukne Wala Tha Uske Dhakko Ki Speed Toh Badhti Hi Jaa Rahi Thi
Jethalal Ka Poora Lund Rita Ke Chut Me Gaya Bhi Nahi Tha Lekin Rita Ki Siskaariyan Had Se Jyada Tez Ho Chuki Thi
Apne Flat Ki Taraf Badhte Huye Iyer Ko Ye Siskaariyan Sunai Deti Hai
Iyer : Ye Kaisi Awaaj
Iyer Tezi Se Ghar Me Jaakar Apna Bag Phenkta Hai or Tezi Se Daudte Huye Baahar Aata Hai
Iyer : Itni Meethi Cheekhein Ohh Lekin Abhi Koi Kyu Hi Sex Karega
Iyer Daudte Huye Rita Ke Flat Ki Taraf Badhta Hai
Iyer : Awaaj to Yahi Se Aa Rahi Hai
Rita Ke Siskiyon Ki Awaaj Darwaje Ke Baahar Aa Rahi Thi Jo Halka Dhyan Lagane Par Sunai De Sakti Thi
Iyer (Chokas) : Rita...par Wo to Single Hai Iska Matlab...thora Ruk Ke Sunta Hu Kya Pata Rita Kuch Hint Dede
Rita Joro Se Siskiyaan Le Rahi Thi
Aaahhhhhmmmmm....ohhhhh....uhhhhfff...ufffhhh...aaahhhh...ohhhmmmm...uhhhmmm..
Aaahhhmmm....oohhhh....uhhhh...aaahhmmm..uuuhhff....ohhhh...aaahhhmmm....
Aaahhhh.....dheereeehhh....dheereeehhhh....jethaahhh....bhaiiihhh.....aaahhhmmm
Jethalal Ka Naam Sunte Hi Iyer Ke Kaan Khare Ho Jaate Hai
"Are Iyer Bhai Aap Yaha"
Iyer (Ghabrate Huye) : A..bb...abbb...haa Popatlal Mai Tumhe Hi Bulane Aaya Tha
Popatlal : Are Waah Iyer Bhai Achanak Kaise
Iyer : Woh Mai Abhi Neeche Se Aaya Tum Neeche Nahi the Isliye Maine Socha Awaaj Deta Chalu
Popatlal : Thank You Mr Iyer Chalo Fir
Iyer : Tum Chalo Mai Aata Hu
Popatlal : Ab Batao Aap Mujhe Bulane Aaye the Ab Mai Aa Gaya Hu to Aap Mujhe Aage Badhne Ko Keh Rahe Ho
Iyer : Wo Mai Bathroom Kar Ke Aata Hu
Popatlal : Are Iyer Bhai to Bathroom Kar Ke Hi Aate Mai Aapko Aapke Floor Par Hi Mil Jaata Fir Saath Chalte
Iyer : Theek Hai
Popatlal : Chalo Fir Aap Aao ...Bathroom Kar Ke
Iyer : Hmm Mai Abhi Aata Hu
Popatlal Aage Badh Jaata Hai Iyer Wahi Khara Ho Kar Soch Me Par Jaata Hai
or Scene Wapas Badalta Hai or Hame Rita or Jethalal Dikhte Hai
Jethalal Apne Lund Ke Jordaar Dhakke Rita Ke Chut Me Diye Jaa Raha Tha
Rita Khushi Se Chudte Huye Joro Se Siskiyaan Le Rahi Thi
Aaahhh...jetaahhh...bhaiiihhhh....ohhhmmm...chodohhhhh...mujheehhh....
Aaahhhmmm....ohhhh...uhhhhfff....aaahhmmm.....ohhhhmmm....uhhhfff....
Orrrr...aiseeehhh...hihhhh.....aahhh....bohothhh....acchaahhh.....lag...rahaahh...haiii
Aaahhh....ohhhhmm....uhhfff....aahhhmm....ohhhfff....aaaahhhmmm....uhhhffhh.....
Uhhmmmmm....qaaaahhhh....fuckkkhh.....oohhhmmmm...aaahhh.....uhhhhffhh....
Jethaahhh...bhaiihhh
Fuccckkk........meeehh......fuccckkkkk...me.....uhhhhh...ohhhh......ahhhh Ahhhh......ahhh.......ahhhha.....hahahh....haahha......ahhhh...fuck
....Mehh.....ahhhh.....ahhhh.......orrrrr....tezzzzzzz....orrr....tezzz....mujhe...
Bohottthh....mazaahhh....aaahh....rahaaaahhhhh...haihhh....ohhhmm....fuckkkk
.......Iii....looveeee...itthh...aaahhhmm....ooohhhhhh....uhhh....ohhhhh.....
Aaaahhh....ohhhhhhhh....aaahhhhmm....ohhhhhh...fuckkkkkkhh....ohhhh....
Uhhhhmmmm...ohhhhhhh...uhhffhhh....fuckkkk...fuckkkk.....fuckkhhh.....
Aaaahhh....ohhhhhhhh....aaahhhhmm....ohhhhhh...fuckkkkkk....ohhhh....
Uhhhhmmmm...ohhhhhhh...uhhffhh....fuckkkk...fuckkkk.....fuck.....
Ohhhh......ahhh...fuckkkhhh....ohhhh....fuckkkkkhhmmm....
Aaaahhhmm.....ohhhhh....uhhhh.....ohhhhh....fuckkkkk....uhfffghh
Ahhh....uhhhmm....ahhmm.....ahhhh........uhhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhh....fuckkk Meeehh....fuckkkkkhh....ahhh....fuckkkh....meehhh.....ahmmm....uhhh....ahmmha
Bhot...mazaaaah...aaaahhhh Rahaaa....hai...ohhh......aahhh......ahhh.....ahhhhaaaahhhh....fuck Me Harder.......jetaahhhhh....bhaiihhh......uhhmmmm...fuckkkk....
Fuck........mehh......fuckkkkk...me.....uhhhhh...ohhhh......ahhhh Ahhhh......ahhh.......ahhhha.....hahahh....haahha......ahhhh...fuckkkkh
Maiihhh...tohhhh...gayiihhh
Ahhhh Ahhhh...... Ohhhh...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhhmm.....
Ahhhh Ahhhh.... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....ahhhhmmm...... Ahhhh..... Ahhhh.... Ahhhh....
or Rita Jhad Jaati Hai
Rita Ye Doosri Baar Jhadi Thi Jethalal Rita Ko Ab Bed Par Lita Deta Hai or Saamne Se Chodne Lagta Hai
Jethalal : Isme Tumhe Bohot Maza Aayega Rita
Rita : Ab to Jo Jaisa Aap Kare
Jethalal : Theek Hai or Apna Lund Ghusa Deta Hai
Rita Siskaariyan Bhadne Lagti Hai
.Uhhhh..... Ahhhh....ahhhh
Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhh......ohhhm Uhhhm.... Ahmm Uhhh.....uhhhh
Ahhhh.....
Ahhhh.....uhhhhh....ahmmm...ahhh....ahhhh..ohhhhh....uhhmm...ahhhh...
Ohhhh...ahhhhmmm....
Aahhh....uhhhmm....ahhmm.....ahhhh........uhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhh....ahhhh....fuckkkkk Meeehh....fuckkkkkhh....ahhh....fuckkkh....meehhh.....ahmmm....uhhh....ahmm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhhh....ohhhh....ahhhhhhhhhh......
Ahhhh...........ahhh.....iissshhh....ihhh....yeahh....iyeeaahhhhh... Aoooobhhhh....ahhhhmm.....ohhhmm....jetaahhhh...bhaiihhhh
Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh......ooohhhh......aaahhhh.....aahhhh.....ahhhh....ahhhhmm.....
Aaaahhhh...aaaahhhh....aaaahhhh.... Aaahhhh....aaaahhhhmmm...... Aaahhhh..... Aaaahhhh....aaahhhh....fuckkkhhhh....uhhhmmmm
Jethalal Rita Ko Kareeb 2 Ghante Se Chod Raha Tha Rita 2 Baar Jhad Chuki Thi
Wahi Doosri Taraf Iyer Ye Chudai Ka Jaankar Thora Tension Me Tha
Iyer : Ye Jeithalal Aise to Sabse Aage Nikal Jaayega Ab Mai Kya Karu Maine to Abtak Sirf Ek Baar Sex Kiya Hai Wo Bhi Daya Bhabhi Ke Saath..krishnan Iyer Ab Tujhe Bhi Is Maidan Me Utarna Hoga Wo Bhi Jaldi Se Jaldi
Scene Wapas Badalta Hai or Hame Jethalal or Rita Dikhte Hai
Bohottth...mazaaaah...aaaahhhh Rahaaa....hai...ohhh......aahhh......ahhh.....ahhhhaaaahhhh....fuck Me Harder.......jetaahhhhh....bhaiihhh......uhhmmmm...fuckkkk....meehhh
Aaahhhh....ohhhh....uhhffhhh.....ohhhmmm.....uhhfffhhh....ohhhmmm....
Aaahhhmmm......uhhffhhh....ohhhhmmm....uhhffhhh....aaahhhmm.....
Ohhhmmm....uhhffhhh....uhhhhmmm...ohhhffhh....aahhhmmm....ohhh
Aaahhhmmmm....uhffhhh....ohhhmmm....aaahhmmm.....fuckkkkkk....
Jetahhhh...bhaiiii...maihhhh...jhadneeehhh....walihhh....huhhmm
Aahhh....
Jethalal : Ritaahh Maihh Bhi Jhadne Wala Hu
Rita Ki Siskiyaan Tez Hone Lagti Hai or Uska Badan Akadne Lagta Hai
Jethalal Ka Bhi Poora Lund Tan Jaata Hai
Aahhhhmm...ohhhfff....aaahhhh....ohhhh....fuckkkkkkk....fuckkkkkk....fuckkkkk
Yeahhhhhh....fuckkhhhh....ohhhhh...aahhhhh....uhffhhhh....ohhhhhh....fuckkkk
Jethalal Jaldi Se Bed Ke Neeche Aata Hai or Rita Bhi Tezi Se Neeche Aati Hai or Jethalal Apna Saara Maal Rita Ke Chehre or Boobs Par Chhor Deta Hai
Scene Badalta Hai or Hame Iyer Dikhta Hai Jo Apne Kapde Badal Kar Apne Ghar Se Nikal Raha Tha
Iyer(halke Se) : I Know Babita What's Going on
Babita (Soch Me) : What Do You Know
Iyer : I Know Everything.... Will Talk to You Later
Babita : What Are You Saying
Iyer Bina Kuch Bole Waha Se Nikal Jaata Hai
Society Compound Me Pahochte Hi Use Sabhi Dikhte Hai
or Sabhi Halke Halke Kadamo Se Abdul Ki Dukan Ki Taraf Chal Dete Hai
Iyer : Ye Jeithalal Kaha Hai
Bhide : Haa Mehta Sahab Ye Jethalal Kaha Hai
Mehta : Tum to Aise Pooch Rahe Ho Jaise Mai Uske Saath Rehta Hu Bhai Aata Hi Hoga Jethalal
Abdul Inki Baatein Sun Raha Tha
Abdul (Mann Me) : Kya Karu Kya Karu Bata Du Kya in Sab Ko
Jethalal : or Abdul Kya Soch Raha Hai
Abdul : Ab..abb.. Kuch Nahi Jetha Bhai Aao Baitho
Mehta : or Jethalal Kaha Reh Gaye the Iyer or Bhide Ne Mujhe Pareshaan Kar Diya Tha
Jethalal : Wo Mai....batane Se Accha Aap Khud Hi Padh Lo or Apna Phone Nikal Kar Secret Group Me Message Karta Hai
"Aaj Maine Rita Ke Saath Kiya"
Message Padhte Hi Sodhi Jethalal Ko God Me Utha Leta Hai
Sodhi : Ohh Jethaah Praa Tussi to Great Ho Yaara Ek Ek Baad Ek Nayi Maal Pelte Jaa Rahe Ho
Jethalal : Are Sodhi Neeche Utaar Mujhe
Sabhi Khush Hote Hai
Mehta : Are Lekin Batao to Ye Kab Hua
Jethalal : Wo Chhoro Bas Ye Jaano Ki Ho Gaya Jaise Taise
Haathi : Maze Hai Jetha Bhai Aapke to
Popatlal : Saara Maza to Aap Log Hi Le Rahe Hai Mai Akela Sad Raha Hu
Jethalal : Aise Mat Bolo Popatlal Abhi Abhi Tumhari Shaadi Huyi Hai Kya Chahte Ho Tum Ki Tumse Pehle Ham Sab Shraddha Ji Ki Faad Ke Rakh De
Popatlal : Cancle Bhai Cancle Pehle Mai Loonga Uski
Jethalal : Toh Fir Aaram Se Raho
Popatlal : Lekin Fir Bhi Jethalal Tumko Dekho Abtak Kitni Auraton Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuke Ho
Jethalal : Are to Us Se Kya Hua Baaki Bhi Kar Rahe Hai Bas Meri Kismat Thori Acchi Hai
Bhide : Hmm Jethalal Ye to Kehna Parega Sex Ke Maamle Me Tumhari Kismat Ham Sab Se Acchi Hai
Jethalal : Sirf Sex Me Hi Lekin Problem Me Phasne Me Abhi Bhi Meri Kismat Sabse Ghatiya Hai Kab Kaha Kaise Problem Me Phasa De Kuch Pata Nahi Hota
Sabhi Hasne Lagte Hai
Bhide : Are Baaton Ke Chakkar Me Mai Apna Message to Daalna Bhool Hi Gaya
Jethalal : Accha to Daalo Fir
Bhide Bhi Group Me Apna Message Daal Deta Hai
Haathi : Waah Bhide Master Tumhe Bhi Ek or Maal Mil Gayi
Sodhi : Apna Bhidu Hai Hi Itna Mast
Bhide : Are Aisi Koi Baat Nahi Hai
Iyer : Accha Aatma Ram Tum Us Time Madhvi Bhabhi Ke Baare Me Kuch Bata Rahe the
Bhide : Are Haa Doston Jara Dhyan Se Sun Na
Jethalal : Haa Bol
Tabla Wala Tune Bajna Suru Hota Hai or Hame Sabhi Shocked Hote Huye Dikhte Hai
Bhide : or Agar Us Din Katrina Ji Unhe Nahi Manati Toh Pakka Madhvi Kuch Galat Kar Baith Ti
Mehta : Ye to Bari Gambhir Baat Hai
Haathi : Mujhe Laga Tha Ki Mere Saath Bhi Kuch Isi Tarah Ki Cheez Hogi Lekin Komal or Goli Ne Bohot Maturely Act Kiya
Mehta : Ye Cheezei Bohot Subjective Hoti Hai
Ek Baar Mere Saath Bhi Hua Tha Mujhe Saari Baat Pata Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Mai Ek Din Anjali Par Gussa Kar Baitha Jabki Ham Sab Ne Milkar Ye Decide Kiya Tha
Iyer : Ego or Should I Say Male Ego
Mehta : Purush Ahankar Ye Bohot Kharab Cheez Hai
वो देख ले जो उसे किसी और के साथ,
फिर नहीं रहता दिल में कोई जज़्बात।
अपने अहंकार की ज्वाला में जल उठेगा,
उसका सुकून और प्यार सब भूल जाएगा।
पत्थर सा दिल बन जाएगा पल भर में,
वो कर जाएगा कुछ ऐसा जो ना सोचा हो भर में।
कभी चाहा था जिसे जान से भी ज़्यादा,
उसी को देख न सकेगा अब किसी के साथ ज़्यादा।
ये पुरुष का अहंकार है, उसका विषाल स्वाभिमान,
जो तोड़ देता है प्यार का हर मधुर विधान।
पर भूल जाता है वो, रिश्ते की असली बात,
सच्चा प्रेम तो होता है विश्वास की सौगात।
Sabhi : Waah Mehta Sahab Waah
Iyer : Nice Mehta Sahab but Aatma Ram Jaisa Ham Disucss Kar Rahe the Ki Tapu Sena Ko Is Sab Me Involve Karna Hai Ki Nahi Chalo Is Baat Ko Aage Badhaate Hai
Bhide : Hmm Doston Jaisa Ki Aap Sabhi Jaante Hai Ki Ham Society Me Jo Bhi Karenge Wo Tapu Sena Se Chhipa Nahi Reh Sakta or Iska Asar Maine Ot Haathi Bhai Ne Kaafi Kareeb Se Dekh Rakha Hai
Jethalal : Maine Bhi
Bhide : Kya
Jethalal : Abb..abb Kuch Nahi
Bhide : Haathi Bhai Me to Itni Himmat Thi Ki Unhone Goli Ko Saari Baat Bata Di Lekin Ab Mai Confusede Hu Ki Kya Karu Ab Aap Sab Hi Bataiye Ki Mai Kya Karu
Ye Dhyan Me Rakhte Huye Ki Jo Bhi Faisla Hoga Uska Nateeja Kuch Khaas Hoga
Sabhi Soch Me Par Jaate Hai
Kuch Der Tak Sochne Ke Baad Mehta Jaise Hi Kuch Bolne Wala Hota Hai Ki Bapuji Peeche Se Uske Kandhe Par Haath Rakhte Hai or Bolna Suru Karte Hai
Bapuji Aaj Ghati Saari Ghatna Unke Saamne Rakh Dete Hai or Batate Hai Ki Unhone Poori Tapu Sena Ko Saari Baat Bata Di Hai Lekin Unhe Abhi Rukne Ko Kaha Hai
Bhide : Kyaah Aapne Unhe Sab Bata Diya
Bapuji : Haa to
Mehta : Are Bhide Shaant Raho Ab Chacha Ji Ne Sab Bata Hi Diya Hai to Kuch Kiya Nahi Jaa Sakta
Bhide : Lekin Ab Kya
Mehta : Bas Wahi Pehle Jo Plan Tha Kyu Chacha Ji
Bapuji : Haa Bilkul Mehtus Waise Kuch Jyada Karna Nahi Parega
Mehta : Agar Sab Kuch Aisa Hi Chalta Raha to 1-2 Mahine Me Hame Sex Competition Organise Karna Parega Bhide Tum Jara Soch Lo Kya Kya Karna Hai
Bhide : Theek Hai Jaisa Aap Kahe
"Sahi Baat Hai"
or Isi Ke Saath Hamara Ye Update Khatam Ho Jaata Hai Ummed Karta Hu Ki Aapko Ye Update Pasand Aaya Hoga Agar Aaya to Daba Ke Likes Dedo Yaaro