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Update - 37
Last me aapne padha....ki ek taraf sahar me jakaar ki beti asma apni saheli aaysa ke sha golu se milti hai.........
Wahi gaon me rekha ke banaaye plan ke hisaab se kallu tarika ko thakur ke farmhouse me ja kar chodta hai.....
Par wo chudaai tarika ka pati valwant bhi dekh leta hai aur gusse me kulhadi le kar tarika ko maarne chala jata hai......
Ab Aage........
THAKUR KE FARMHOUSE ME..........
Jabse valwant ne apni biwi tarika ko kallu se chudte huye dekha tha....tabhi se uska khoon ubaal maar raha tha.....
Par jis saksh ne use tarika ki sacchai bataai thi...usko diye vaade ki khatir wo ab tak chup tha......
Par ab use bilkul sabr nhi tha.....isliye usne tay kar liya....ki wo aaj aur isi waqt hi tarika aur kallu ko jaan se maar dega....
Aur isliye valwant ek kulhadi le kar farmhouse me ghus gaya...jaha saamne bed par uski biwi ek saandaar chudaai ke baad puri nangi padi hui aaraam kar rahi thi....
Valwant apni biwi ko aisi haalat me dekh kar guuse se fat pada aur kulhadi uper utha kar teji se aage bada....ki tabhi use piche se ek saandaar kick padi....aur valwant aah karte huye farsh par gir gaya.....
Valwant ko itni joordaar kick padi thi...ki uski aah pure farmhouse me goonj uthi....jis se tarika bhi chounk kar uth gai....
Tarika- kkk...kya hua....koun cheekha.....
Kallu- wo dekh.....tera pati....yahi cheekha hai saala.....
Kallu ki baat sun kar jaise hi tarika ki najar farsh par pade apne pati par padi.....to wo ghabra gai...aur turant bedsheet se apne nange badan ko dhakne lagi....
Tarika- ye...tum....tum yaha kaise....
Kallu- kaise ka to pata nhi....par haa...ye yaha tujhe maarne aaya tha.....
Tarika(chounk kar)- kya....maarne.....nhi....ye mujhe kaise....
Kallu(beech me)- ha maarne...wo dekh....wo kulhadi padi hai na.....usi se tujhe kaatne aaya tha.....aur main sahi time par nhi aata na....to tu ab tak ja chuki hoti....uper...samjhi......
Tarika(valwant ko dekh kar)- ye sahi kah rahe hai.....
Valwant- haa....tere jaisi randi ko marna hi chahiye....main tujhe chhoduga nhi....main teri jaan....
Aur valwant ne uth kar jaise hi kulhadi uthaai...waise hi kallu ne aage bad kar fir se use ek joordaar laat maar di....aur valwant tadapta hua farsh par ja gira.....
Aur fir kallu ne apni taang valwant ke gale par rakh di.....jisse uska dam ghutne laga....
Kallu- tu maarega saale....tere me dam bhi hai......agar hai to mujhse bhid le....bach gaya...to maar dena....saala namard....aourat ko maarega.....
Valwant- aaahh....is jaisi aourat ko.....aahh....isko jeene ka koi haq nhi.....
Tarika- accha....aur tera kya....tere jaise mard ko jeene ka haq hai...jo pura mard bhi nhi....jo mard ki aad me namard hai.....
Kallu- hahaha.....sach me....
Tarika- ha.....yahi sach hai.....jo main saalo se apne seene me dawaaye thi...par aaj.....
Aur fir tarika ne bedsheet hatai aur nangi hi aage bad kar valwant ke paas pahuch gai....aur kallu se chipak gai.....
Valwant- aaa..haraamjaadi....
Tarika- chup kar.....aur sach ko maan....ki tu namard hai.....
Kallu- sach me.....
Tarika- ha....thakur saab bhi ye jante hai ki nhi....mujhe nhi pata....par ye namard hai.....
Kallu- to tu iske sath kyo jee rahi hai.....
Tarika- kya karti....main ek gareeb pariwar se hu...mere pita thakur saab ke karjdaar hai...isliye unhone thakur saab ki baat maan kar meri saadi unke is namard bete se kar di.....
Kallu- ohh..to kya sab jante the ki ye namard hai....
Tarika- nhi....isliye main apni saadi se bahut khush thi....ki itne bade pariwar ki bahu banugi....kisi cheej ki kami nhi hogi....rutwe ke sath jindagi beetegi.......par mere saare sapne saadi ke baad ki raat ko hi khatm ho gaye.....jab mujhe pata chala...ki ye ek namard hai....jo aourat ke saamne tik hi nhi pata...
Kallu- bilkul bhi nhi....
Tarika- haa....par mujhe laga tha ki kuch din me sab theek ho jayga.....saayad pahli baar hi aisa hua ho....par time nikalta gaya....aur mera bharosha toot gaya....main samjh gai ki ye namard hai.....
Kallu- kyo be....tu namard tha to saadi kyo ki....kyo iski jindagi barbaad ki....
Valwant- main kya karta.....mere babuji ko kaise bolta.....aah...ye koi bolta hai kya....
Kallu- accha.....sach bolne ki taqat nhi...par iski jaan lene ki taaqat hai.....isne kya kiya.....jab tere jaisa namard pati milega....to ye to dusra mard dekhegi hi.....ye iske jishm ki jaroorat hai.....samjha......
Valwant- par ye meri biwi hai...
Kallu- to biwi hi rahegi....wo itne saalo se teri patni ban kar rah rahi hai na....kabhi usne bola...ki tu namard hai to wo tujhe chhod degi....haa....
Valwant- nhi...
Tarika- chhod dijiye ise.....agar mujhe maar kar ise khushi milti hai....to maarne do.....
Kallu- kya bak rahi ho....
Tarika- main sahi bol rahi hu.....chhod dijiye.....main to bas ye dekhna chahti hu...ki ise meri koi fikr bhi hai....ya fir sirf apni is jhoothi shaan ki....jise aaj badi thes lagi hai....chhodiye...
Kallu- theek hai...mujhe kya.....
Fir kallu ne valwant ko chhod diya...aur tarika ne kulhadi utha kar valwant ke saamne kar di.....
Tarika- agar tumhe lagta hai ki main galat hu aur tum sahi ho....to ye lo kulhadi....aur kaat daalo mujhe.....koi nhi rokega....
Tarika ki baat sun kar valwant ne kulhadi le li....aur tarika ki aankho me dekhne laga.....aur fir achanak se usne kulhadi fek di...aur tarika ko baahon me bhar liya....
Valwant- mujhe maaf kar do tarika...maaf kar do.....main gusse me paagal ho gaya tha.....bas apne baare me soch kar......maine bahut galat kiya....maaf kar do....
Tarika- ye tum kya bol rahe ho...maafi to mujhe maagni chahiye....galti to maine ki hai...
Kallu(man me)- oh ho...ye bhi sareef ban gai.......aourat bhi na....koi na samjh paya....
Valwant- nhi tarika....tum galat nhi ho....tumne to sab jaante huye bhi mera sath diya....mera ye sach pure pariwar se chhipaya......samaaj se chhipaya....aur to aur.....humari beti....jo meri mardanigi ka saboot hai...wo kaise di tumne.....ye sirf hum jante hai....aur koi nhi.....fir bhi tumne mera sath nhi chhoda.....
Tarika- to kya karti....apne pati ko duniya ki najron me gira deti....nhi...main galat hu...janti hu......par itni matlabi nhi...ki tumhe bura saabit kar ke main khushi se jeeti....
Valwant- main janta hu....par jab maine tumhe aise dekha....to gusse me sab bhool gaya.....bas apne aapko sahi aur tumhe galat maan kar tumhe maarne ka soch liya.....maaf kar dena....
Tarika- nhi....maafi ki jaroorat nhi.....aur tum kaho to main abhi sab kuch band kar doogi......sach me...
Kallu(man me)- ek aur daav....ye sach me badi wali hai....ghanta band karegi.....huh...
Valwant- nhi...tum aisa kuch mat socho......ye tumhari jaroorat hai....aur main nhi chahta ki tum kisi cheej ke liye taraso...aur ghut-ghut kar jio...isliye....aaj main khud bolta hu....ki tum apni jaroorat puri karo...khul kar karo...bas ye dhyaan rakhna...ki kisi ko khabar na ho...aur humare pariwaar ki ijjat bachi rahe...bas....
Tarika- wo tumhara hi nhi......mera bhi pariwar hai....isliye main dhyaan rakhti hu.......
Valwant- to fir meri souteli maa rekha ko kaise pata chala....
Tarika- kya....rekha....to usne tumhe bola....
Valwant- haa....usi ne bataya tha....aur mujhse vaada liya tha ki main chup rahu....par aaj main chup nhi rah paya....
Valwant ki baat sun kar tarika aur kallu ek-dusre ko dekhne lage.......kyoki dono hi is baat se hairaan the...ki rekha ne aakhir aisa kiya kyo....
Valwant- usi ne mujhe aaj yaha bheja tha.....
Kallu- to kya rekha ko pata hai ki tum tarika ko maarne wale ho....
Valwant- haa....main use bata kar hi andar aaya tha.....
Tarika- ye rekha to....iski to main...
Kallu(beech me)- nhi....chup raho....aur meri baat suno....dekho valwant....tum rekha ko sach nhi bataoge....tum bol dena ki tumne apna irada badal diya tha...baki ye kuch mat batana....jo yaha hua hai....theek hai....
Valwant- theek hai....par kyo....main samjha nhi...
Kallu- dekho valwant....jis tarah rekha ne tumhe tarika ke khilaaf bhadkaya....uska sach bataya....usse lagta hai ki wo chahti thi...ki tumhara aur tarika ka rishta khatm ho jaaye....par sawaal hai ki kyo....kyoki wo to is haweli ki mukhiya hai....wo aisa kyo chahegi ki uska pariwar toote....iski koi to wajah hogi na....
Valwant- sahi kaha.....maine bhi ye socha tha....par mujhe ye laga...ki use mujhse humdardi hai....isliye sach bataya.......
Kallu- aisa kuch nhi hai......aur ab tum wahi karo jo main bolta hu...tum use aisa hi dikhao...ki tum sab dekh kar bhi chup ho....aur tarika ko ye khabar hi nhi ki uska sach tumhe pata hai....
Valwant- mujhe koi presaani to nhi hai....par isse hoga kya....wo mujhe apna sach to bataygi nhi....
Kallu- wo bataygi....par abhi nhi...main jab bolu...tab waisa karna jo main kahuga....fir dekhna....kaise jeebh fadfada kar pura sach bak degi....bas thoda time ruko.....
Valwant- theek hai...par iske badle mujhe kya milega.....
Tarika- main acchi tarah se janti hu ki tumhare dimaag me kya chal raha hai....wahi na...
Valwant(muskura kar)- hmm......
Tarika(ghoor kar)- tum sudhroge nhi......
Kallu- hello....kya hai......mujhe bhi batao koi....
Tarika- asal me mera pati sirf namard hi nhi...balki ek cuckold hai.......
Kallu(chounk kar)- kya....cuckold bhi.....tu to saale....tu mard ban kar paida hua hi kyo.....
Valwant- are....ab isme main kya karu....jo hai to hai...maine khud ko thode na banaya hai....
Kallu- ha wo bhi hai.....to tu kya chahta hai ab....tu janti hai tarika...
Tarika- hmm...main daave ke sath bol sakti hu ki ye yahi chahega...ki tum mujhe iske saamne chodo.....kyo...theek kaha na...
Valwant(sir jhuka kar)- hmm...
Kallu- ohh....to tujhe ab dekhna bhi hai...theek hai...jaisi teri marji....chal abhi dikhata hu....ki teri garam biwi kaise chudwati hai.......aaja meri kutiya....
Aur ye bolte hi kallu ne tarika ko yu utha liya....jaise wo koi chhoti bacchi ho....aur use uthaye huye bed ki taraf chal pada.......
Tarika- aah.....kya kar rahe ho....girana mat.....
Kallu- chup kar ja.....kallu teri jaisi kutiya ko girata nhi......bajata hai....hahaha....
Valwant- sanbhal kar....
Kallu- lagta hai tujhe asli mard ki taaqat dikhani hi hogi.....yeehhh...
Aur ye bolte hi kallu ne tarika ki kamar pakad kar use apne kandhe par baitha liya...jisse tarika ki khuli hui choot kallu ke muh ke saamne aa gai...aur kallu ne turant choot chaatna suru kar di...
Kallu- sssssrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuppppppp......sssssrrrrruuuuuuuupppppp......sssssrrrruuuuppppp....
Tarika- aah....ohhh....aisa kaise...aaahh....aah..
Kallu- aaauuuuummmmmmmmmmhhh...aah....kya vallu....ab kya bolega....
Valwant- vallu......to ye bhi bata diya.....
Kallu- abe....kutiya hai meri....bataygi hi....to aaj se tu mere liye bhi vallu hi hai....ab bol....abhi bhi shaq hai...ssssrrrrruuuuuuuuppppppp.....ssssrrrruuuuupppppp.....
Tarika- aahh....aahh...aahh...aahh...aahh.....
Valwant- nhi....bilkul nhi.....tum wakai bahut taqatwar ho....maan gaya...aur tarika ko dekho....kitne maze se choot de rahi hai.....
Tarika- aah....aah...ruko.....utaro mujhe....mujhe ajeeb lag raha hai...
Kallu- kyo...maza nhi aaya...
Tarika- wo baat nhi hai....wo main inke saamne kabhi aise....bada ajeeb lag raha hai...
Kallu- ohh....par vallu ko to ye pasand aaya...kyo vallu...
Valwant- haa...aur tarika...tum sharmana chhodo....tum janti ho na ki main ye kabse sochta tha....to sharmana chhodo...aur khul kar maza lo...
Tarika- theek hai....wo pahli baar tumhare saamne hi raga hai na....to thoda...aaaaiii....kha jaoge kya....
Kaalu- uuuummmmmhhh....aah...nhi.....khaygi to tu.....chal...
Aur fir kallu seedha ja kar bed par let gaya....aur tarika ko apne uper lita liya...
Kallu- chal suru ho ja....fir teri gaand maarta hu...
Tarika- kya...gaand...nhi....bahut dard hoga....
Kallu- to kya hua.....accha vallu se puch lete hai....wo kya chahta hai....bol vallu....choot maaru ki gaand....
Valwant- gaand....wo pack hogi...kyo tarika....
Tarika- haa....aur fategi to....lund dekh rahe ho....ye cheer kar rakh dega....
Valwant- to kya hua....pahli baar me dard hota hi hai...
Tarika- tum na...tumhe to bas apne naze ki padi hai....mera jara bhi nhi soch rahe...haa...
Valwant- ab chhodo bhi.....main janta hu ki tumhe bhi gaand marwane ka souk hai......hai na...
Tarika- ha hai....par ye lund dekho.....ye maarega nhi...faad dega...
Valwant- to kya hua....mere saamne pahli baar kuch kar rahi ho...to kuch naya hona chahiye na......
Tarika- tum nhi maanoge...mujhe marwa kar hi maanoge....theek hai....to dekh lo...ki ye kaise faadta hai tumhari biwi ki......
Kallu- ha dekh lega wo....chal choos...nhi to sookha lund daal duga....fir fadfadati rahna...
Tarika- nhi.....main karti hu na.....dekh lo....apni biwi ki lund chusaai bhi dekh lo.....aaauuummmmm.....uuuummmmmm....uuuuuummmmmm....uuummm....
Aur tatika ne kallu ke lund ko muh me dawa kar joor se choosna suru kar diya...
Yaha tarika masti me lund choos rahi thi...aur uska pati bade gour se ye dekh raha tha...ki kallu ka lund kitna tagda tha....jo theek se tarika ke muh me bhi nhi sana raha tha....
Kallu- kya hua vallu....aise kya ghoor raha hai....
Valwant- huh...wo tumhara lund.....kitna bada hai....
Kallu- hahaha.....abhi dekha kya....tabse nhi dikha...
Valwant- wo dhyaan hi nhi gaya....dimaag kahi aur tha na.....sach me.....ye har kisi ke paas nhi ho sakta....
Kallu- tabhi to teri biwi ise choos rahi hai.....har kisi ka thode na choosti...kyo tarika.....sahi kaha na...
Tarika- uuuuummmmhhh...aah...ji....aisa lund muskil se milta hai...aaauuuummm...uuummmm...uuummmmm.......
Aur fir tarika dowara se pura man laga kar lund choosne lagi.....aur valwant ektak ye najara dekhte huye garam hone laga....
Valwant- kitna choosogi.....choos kar hi jhadaogi kya...
Tarika- uuummmhh...aah...ye itni aasaani se nhi jhadte....samjhe...
Kallu- waise vallu...tu kyo door baitha hai....tu bhi aaja...
Valwant(chounk kar)- kya...main dekhna pasand karta hu....gay nhi hu...
Kallu- are...main ye bol raha tha....ki jab tak tarika lund choosti hai...tu uski gaand choos le.....geeli hogi to dard kam hoga...
Valwant- hmm...ye main kar sakta hu...maine bahut choisa hai isko...
Tarika- uuuuummmhhhh...aah....sirf choosa hi to hai.... chod to paaye nhi....aa jao.....aur acche se choosna.....bahut mota hai.....faad hi dega.....
Valwant- hmm...abhi aaya...
Aur fir valwant aage bada aur taarika ki gaand ke faake faila kar apni jeebh se gaand ko geela karne laga.....
Aur jaise hi tarika ki gaand par valwant ki jeebh padi...to wo josh me aa kar aur teji se kallu ka lund choosne lagi....
Ab us farmhouse me chudaai ka sahi mahoul banne laga tha.....pure me bas uuummm-uuummmm ki aawaajen hi goonj rahi thi...
Ek taraf valwant apni jeebh ko gaand me fasa kar jooro se choosne laga tha....aur wahi tarika pura lund gale tak bhar ke joor se choos rahi thi...jaise choos kar hi gale se utaar legi...
Khair....kareeb 10 minute baad tarika puri tarah se garam ho gai...uski choot bhi geeli hone lagi.....aur wahi kallu ka lund bhi puri tarah taiyaar ho gaya tha....
To kallu ne tarika ko rok kar use kutiya banaya....aur kutiya bante hi tarika ne khud apne haatho se apni gaand khol di...
Kallu(lund set kar ke)- taiyaar hai meri kutiya...
Tatija- hmm...aaraam se karnaaaaaaaa.......mmmmmmmmuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Tarika bol hi rahi thi ki kalllu ne dhakka maar kar lund ko uski gaand me ghusa diya....jo kareeb ek chouthai hi gaya tha....par tarika ki cheekh pure farmhouse me goonj gai thi........
Valwant- kya hua tarika....jyada dard hua kya....
Tarika- aaaaaahhhhh.....tum nhi samjhoge.....aaaaahhhhh....mmmaaarrrrrgggaaaaiiii.....aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii.....
Aur tabhi kallu ne dusra dhakka maar kar pyra lund tarika ki gaand me ghusa diya...jisse tarika tadap uthi...aur fadfadate huye cheekhne lagi......
Par kallu ki pakad itni tej thi ki taarika aage nhi ja saki...bas tadapti hui cheekhti rahi...aur apne aanshu bahati rahi...
Valwant- usko bahut dard ho raha hai....nikaal lo...
Kallu- chup kar...aur ja kar waha baith.....tu bas dekh.....mujhe order mat de....samjha...
Valwant- theek hai.....jo chahe karo...
Tarika- aaaaaahhhhhh.....kaise pati ho.....bachao mujhe....aaaahhhh....
Valwant- ab koi fayda nhi...gaand to fat hi gai....accha hoga tum bhi maza lo.....theek hai.......
Tarika- aaahh...maza....teri to...aahh..kallu ji.....kuch karo....aaahh....bahut dard ho raha hai......
Kallu- bas thodi der....lund ki jagah ban jaaye....thoda sah le....
Aur kallu ne halke-halke dhakko ke sath lund ko andar-baahar karna suru kar diya...jisse tarika ko dard to hua....par dheere-dheere uska dard khatm hota raha.....
Kallu- kya baat hai....tu to jaldi jhel gai...
Tarika- aaaahh.....jhel rahi hu....aahh..fat to gai hai...aahh...ab maza hi le lu....
Kallu- to tu hi le fir....khud se gaand mara.....chal suru ho ja....jaise chahe kar...
Ye bol kar kallu ne dhakke band kar diye....aur tarika apni gaand hilate huye apne hisaab se lund khane lagi....
Tarika- aaahh....ye to accha hai.....dard kam hota hai...aahh......
Kallu- thodi der kar le maza....fir main buri tarah peluga...
Tarika- aaahh...janti hu.....maar hi doge....aahhh...
Valwant(man me)- meri biwi kitni pyaasi thi....ye aaj samjh aaya...bechari....jawaani ke kitne saal barbaad ho gaye iske....wo bhi meri wajah se....
Yaha valwant apni biwi ke liye dukhi ho hi raha tha....ki uske kaano me tarika ki masti bhari siski padi......to valwant ki aankhe fir se apni biwi par tik gai...
Aur usne dekha...ki kallu ab pure josh me aa chuka tha.....uske ek baar fir se tarika ki gaand faadna suru kar diya tha....par is baar seedha lita kar...
Aur jaise hi valwant ki najar apni biwi se mili....to tarika aur jyada mast ho kar siskiyan maarne lagi....
Tarika- aaahh...vallu ji....dekho....aaahh....kaise maar rahe hai....aaaahh...aahhh...
Valwant- huh....tum khush ho na....
Tarika- aaahh...bahut.....aaahh..main to gai....aaaahh....aaahhhh....
Aur tarika aankhe moond kar joor se siski....aur uski choot ka pani bah kar gaand par jane laga...
Aur choot ke pani se gaand chudaai me aur jyada chiknapan aa gaya....jisse kallu ja lund fuchh-fucch karte huye tarika ki gaand choudi karne laga...
Ab tarika aur kallu puri tarah mast ho kar hawas miya rahe the....aur unhe dekhte huye valwant bhi garam ho kar apna lund masale ja raha tha......
Tarika- aaahhh.....thak gai main....aaahh...
Kallu- par main nhi.......teri gaand ko chouda kar ke hi rukuga.....yeeehhhhh....
Tarika- aaaahhhhhh....vallu ji......aaaahhh....
Valwant- kya hua...
Tarika- aaaahh...kuch nhi....aahh...maza aa raha hai....aaahh...aahh...
Valwant- mujhe bhi.......mera pani bhi nikalne wala hai....
Tarika- aaaahhhh....to nikaal lo......inka to meri gaand me hi jayga....aaahh...kallu ji......faad do.....aaaahhh...aaahhh..
Aur tarika ki baat sunte hi kallu ne khush ho kar puri taaqat se dhakke maarna suru kar diye......
Ab kallu ke har dhakke par tarika ka badan tharra raha tha....uski cheekhe pure farmhouse me dhoom macha rahi thi....
Par un cheekho me itni masti thi...ki unhe sun-sun kar valwant ka bura haal ho gaya tha.....aur usne bhi ek cheekh maar kar apne lund ko khaali kar diya....
Khair...valwant to jhad kar shant baith gaya....par kallu nhi ruka.....usne agle 10 minute aur taarika ki gaand maari....jisse tarika fir se jhad gai....
Aur fir kallu ne ek joordaar gurrahat bhari....aur tarika ki kamar joor se thaam kar kuch jhatke maar diye....aur fir gahri saans lene laga....
Aur fir jaise hi kallu ne apna lund baahar kheech....to tarika ki gaand me se lundras baahar nikal kar bahne laga....
Kallu- le vallu....bhar di teri biwi ki gaand...ab dekhta rah...hahaha...
Aur ye bol kar kallu baju me let gaya.....aur valwant bhi apni biwi ke paas ja kar uska haal-chaal puchhne laga....
Par tarika ko abhi koi baat nhi karni thi....use aaraam jarna tha.....to usne valwant ko baithe rahne ko bola aur khyd aankhe band kar ke let gai..
Valwant- to kallu ji.....ab ghar chalna hai....ya fir....
Kallu(beech me)- chu rah....baad me batata hu....
Ye bol kar kallu bhi aankhe band kar ke aaraam karne laga....to valwant bhi uth kar bapis sofe par aa gaya....aur aaraam karne laga....
Aur fir kareeb 30-35 minute waha par puri tarah khamoshi chaai rahi....aur us khamoshi ko kallu ke phon ki ring ne toda..
Aur jaise hi kallu ne phon par kisi ki baat suni....to wo turant uth kar bathroom me ghus gaya....aur kuch hi der me ready ho gaya....
Valwant- kahi ja rahe ho...
Kallu- haa...tu tarika ko le kar ghar nikal jana.....main baad me seedha ghar hi aauga....
Tarika(lete huye)- par aap to raat tak karne wale the...kya hua....
Kallu- kuch jaroori kaam hai...tum ready ho kar niklo...main baad me milta hu..aur yaad rakhna....rekha ko sach ka pata nhi chalna chahiye....samjhe...
Valwant- hmm.....
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Aur fir kallu waha se nikal gaya...aur kuch der baad gaon ke ek khet me bane chhote se ghar me pahuch gaya...
Kallu- kaha hai....
Aadmi- wo bheetar wali kutiya me hai...bahut chilla rahi thi.....to muh baandh kar daal diya saali ko......
Kallu- hmm...waise ye hai koun.....
Aadmi- iska naam najaqat hai....jise wo naaj bulati hai......yaha ke moulvi ki bahu hai.......aur us ghar me kareeb 5 saalo se hai....jyada tar wahi rahti hai....ghar to jam hi jati hai....aur ab to iski beti bhi 2-3 saalo se wahi rahti hai.......
Kallu- ohh...bada gahra yarana lagta hai........
Aadmi- ha bhai....bahut gahra....ahahaha...
Kallu- hahaha....to chalo....is naaj ka naach bhi dekh le.....lao saali ko....
Kallu ka hukum hote hi ek aadmi andar gaya aur ek aourat ke sath baahar aa gaya.....jiske hath badhe huye the aur muh par patti bhi badhi hui thi...
Kallu- ohh...to tu hai naaj....suna hai apni malkin se badi gahri jamti hai tumhari....haa.....
Naaj(gusse se)- uuuummm..
Kallu- ohh...iska muh to khol be....bolegi kaisi....kholo...
Aadmi- theek hai bhai....par yaad rakhna....bahut bhokegi....
Kallu- main bhokne wali kutiyo ko chup karana acche se janta hu....kholo to....dekhu kya bhokti hai...
Aur jaise hi us aadmi ne naaj ke muh se patti hatai to wo joor se cheekhne lagi...
Naaj- bacchaaaooo....koi hai....bachaaooooo......
Kallu- ohhh...chup...chup rah....bilkul chup...
Naaj- chhod do mujhe....warna sab ke sab buri mout maare jaoge....
Kallu- haa...aise bol....aur ab sun...dhyaan se sunna.....dekh.....meri mout ka jo hona hai hoga....par abhi tu soch....yaha koi nhi aane wala.....yaha tujhe maar bhi du na...to kisi ko laash bhi nhi milegi....samjhi...
Naaj- haat to laga....tera pura khaandaan mita dugi....
Kallu- aise nhi manegi....hmm...iski beti ko lao....tabhi akal thikane lagegi....utha lao saali ko.....
Aadmi- pahle hi utha liya....wo dusre adde par hai...
Kallu- ohh.....accha kaam kiya....ab bol kutiya....abhi bhi bhokegi...
Naaj- abe chup....teri geedad bhapkiyo se naaj nhi darne wali.....meri beti ko chhune ki teri aouqaat bhi nhi....samjha...
Kallu- teri to...oye....vediocall kar....aur dikha ise....ki meri aouqaat kaha tak hai...dikha...
Aadmi- bas 1 minute...
Aur fir wo aadmi video call par naaj ki beti ko dikhata hai....jo bilkut naaj ki hi tarah kahi badhi hui padi thi...
Aur jaise hi naaj ne apni beti ko is haalat me dekha...to uske hosh udh gaye...aur wo apni beti ko chhodne ki bheek maagne lagi.....
Kallu- dekh li meri aouqaat.....
Naaj- use chhod do....mere sath kuch bhi karo...bas use chhod do.....chhod do meri bacchi ko....chhod...
Kallu(joor se)- chup....bilkul chup.....kuch nhi hoga teri beti ko....agar tu mere hisaab se chale....ulta tera faayda hi hoga....samjhi...
Naaj- bolo...kya karna hai mujhe...bolo...main kuch bhi karoogi...
Kallu- hmm.....khol do ise....aur tu....ja kar fresh ho ja....fir aaraam se baat karege....chalo kholo ise...
Aur fir kallu ke aadmi naaj ko aazaad kar dete hai...aur use pichhe bane bathroom ki taraf bhej dete hai......
Aadmi- ye bgaagegi to nhi...
Kallu- nhi....ab to nhi....tum log iski beti ke paas jao....yaha main dekh luga...
Aadmi- theek hai.....kuch ho to call karna...
Fir wo aadmi waha se nikal gaye....aur kallu aaraam se baith kar naaj ke bapis aane ka intzaar karne laga.....
Kallu(man me)- maya madam....ab kaise rok paaogi mujhe....tumhare maya jaal ko to kaatne wali naaj to meri hui.....dekhte hai ki maya ki maya kitna thahar paaygi is kallu ke aage.......
Yaha kallu aaraam se naaj ke aane ka intzaar kar raha tha...par use is baat ka bilkul bhi andaza nhi tha.....ki jaise wo naaj ko fasa kar apna kaam nikalne ki soch raha hai......waise hi 2 log usko fasa kar apna kaam nikalne ki kosis me hai.....
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THAKUR KE FARMHOUSE ME........
Yaha jab kallu tarika ki gaand maar kar farm house se nikla......to uske nikalte hi valwant apni biwi ke kareeb pahucha....aur dono ek-dusre ko dekhte hi joor se has pade.....
Tarika- kya acting karte ho.....maan gai...
Valwant- teri sangat ka asar hai.......bas seekh raha hu....
Tarika- seekh rahe ho....are tum to mujhse bhi kahi aage ho....kulhadi le jar aise dikh rahe the....jaise sach ne maarne hi aaye ho....
Valwant- hahaha.....wo to hai....par yahi to master stoke tha...dekha nhi...kallu kaise aag-baboola ho gaya tha....
Tarika- wo to hai.....par ye batao.....tum apne saamne meri gaand marte dekh kaise sah gaye.....kya sach me cuckold ho gaye......
Valwant- nhi re....wo to mujhe sach me maza aa raha tha.....pahle nhi...par jab usne faadi na....to main controll nhi kar paya...sala....pahle gusse ko controll kiya....aur fir maze ko....mujhe to itna maza aa raha tha...ki man kiya ki main aa kar tumhare hontho ko choomu...taki tum bina cheekhe gaand marwati raho..
Tarika- ohh.....to apni biwi ki gaand fadwa kar khush ho....haa....
Valwant- haa....tumne hi to kaha tha...ki kallu ka lubd saandaar hai....aur wo wakai saandaar hai....tumhare sach me maze ho gaye....
Tarika- wo to hai....par yaad rakhna....is dil me sirf tum ho....aur koi nhi....na hi kabhi aa sakta hai....
Valwant- janta hu.....khair....ab ye emotional baaten chhodo...aur aage ka socho.....rekha ka naam le kar usko kallu ki najar me to chada diya...par aage kya....tumge lagta hai ki kallu us rekha ko kuch karega....
Tarika- karega....aur wahi karega jo main chahugi....tum bas dekhte jao....aaj raat hi rekha ki band bajegi....aur ho saka na...to aaj raat hi wo is haweli se baahar hogi....
Valwant- wah....sunne me hi maza aa gaya.....nikaal do saali ko....aur uske baad...
Tarika(beech me)- nhi....ek target pura hone ke baad hi dusra target sochna sahi hota hai....ek sath 2 target le kar chaloge...to dono hath se jayge....samjhe...
Valwant- samjh gaya....to fir abhi kya...ghar chale...
Tarika- hmm......chal kar raat ki taiyaari hi kar lete hai....mujhe to laga tha ki kallu time hi nhi dega.....par dekho....time bhi mil gaya....
Valwant- hmm...accha hua na ki chala gaya....
Tarika- haa....par achanak se kyo.....use to raat tak rukna tha.....mujhe chodna tha.....to mujhe chhod kar.....aisa bhi kya khas kaam aa gaya....hmm..kuch khas baat jaroor hogi...
Valwant- hogi....use chhodo....chalo ghar chalte hai...rekha ka intzaam har hi do....
Tarika- hmm....wo aaj raat hi haweli se baahar hogi....huh....
Aur fir tarika readu hui....aur apne pati valwat ke sath haweli ki taraf nikal gai.......
NAAJ AUR MAYA KA KYA RISHTA HAI....USKE JARIYE KALLU KYA KARNE WAKA HAI MAYA KE SATH.....???
TARIKA AUR VALWANT AAKHIR REKHA KO HAWELI SE BAAHAR KYO KARNA CHAHTE HAI....???
KYA KALLU TARIKA KI SAAJISH KA MOHRA BAN KAR REKHA KO HAWELI SE BAAHAR KAR PAYGA.....???
KALLU KO TARIKA AUR WALVANT KA SACH PATA CHAL PAYGA.....KAISE....???
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