Update - 71
Fir main aur nishu book le kar ghar aa gaye...aur aate hi nishu andar nikal gai...
Par jab main car park kar ke andar ja raha tha to mujhe piche se ek aawaz aai.....
""To aap hai golu ji..."'
Main(mud kar)- haa....par aap koun...??????
Ab Aage.......
Jab maine mud kar dekha to mere saamne ek adhed umar ka aadmi khada hua tha...uske sath ek aourat bhi thi....
Par wo burka pahne hui thi...jisse main samjh gaya ki ye muslim hai....par ye nhi samjha ki ye koun hai....
Main- aapne bataya nhi ki aap koun hai...aur aap mujhe kaise jante hai ....
Aadmi- mera naam azhar hai....aur main aapko isliye janta hu kyoki aap meri begam se roj milte hai....
Main(hairani se)- aapki begam se milta hu...main...ye kya bakwas hai...waise koun hai aapki begam....
Azhar(gusse se)- chup....pahle ye bata ki meri behum ke sath kya karte ho....bolo...
Main(gusse se)- main use janta bhi nhi....koun hai wo....ye to bata....
Azhar(aage aa kar)- lagta hai tum aise nhi manoge...mujhe kuch karna hi hoga....
Main(gusse se)- kya karega....haa....
Azhar(sath wali aourat ko dekh kar )- dekha...dar gaya....ab isse bata du...golu ji....aap ise nhi jante...
Main(gussa dawa kar)- nhi...aur waise bhi ye burka pahne hai....aankho ke alawa kuch dikh hi nhi raha....
Azahar- begam....dikhao to apna chehra....
Azhar ke kahte hi us aourat ne apna nakaab hata diya...aur chehra dekhte hi main chounk gaya....aur sath me gussa bhi bahut aaya.....
Main- salma....tum...tum to in kapdon me...
Salma(beech me)- pahchan me nhi aati...yahi na....
Main- haa...yahi....bilkul...
Azhar- hahaha.....ghabra gaye the na...maine bola tha salma ko ki main aapko dara duga....hahaha....
Salma(muh bana kar)- ji...golu ji...ye mere souhar hai....kafi majakiya hai....
Main- hmm...dekha maine...
Azhar- hahaha....to kaisa laga mazak...aap dare to nhi....
Main- pata nhi...but mazak mujhe bhi pasand hai....
Azhar- aaiye ek cup chai ho jaay....
Main- hmm...kyo nhi....
Fir hum salma ke ghar pahuche....jaha azhar ko ek call aa gaya aur wo door ja kar baat karne laga....tabhi salma mere paas aa gai....
Salma- maaf karna...asal me mere souhar ko logo ka mazak banana accha lagta hai...dil par mat lena....
Main- koi baat nhi..mujhe bhi ye sab pasand hai...well...ab meri baari.,.
Salma(chounk kar)- kya...ab aap kya karne wale ho...
Main(salma ki kamar sahla kar)- bas...thoda sa mazak...tumhe pasand aayga.....
Salma(hath hata kar)- wo dekh lege to...waise aap tabbi kya kahne wale the....ki main in kapdon me....hmm..aage kya...
Main(muskura kar)- yahi ki tum in kapdon me ek sareef aourat lagti ho....waisi nhi jise main janta hu...
Salma(dheere se)- sareef to main hu hi...bas aapke liye nhi....aapke liye to puri randi ban jau....hehehe...
Main- hmm..tab to tum wahi karogi jo main kahuga...wo bhi yahi par....abhi....
Salma(hairani se)- par mere souhar....wo yahi hai....
Main- to kya....mazakiya hai na....to thoda mazak hum bhi kar le....
Salma- aap kya bol rahe ho....mujhe dar sa lag raha hai ..
Main- daro mat....sab accha hoga....tum ja kar chai banao ....waise bhi tumhara souhar aa gaya....
Azhar(aate huye)- are salma...chai nhi banai....
Salma- bas aapka intzar kar rahi thi....abhi lati hu....
Fir salma chai banane nikal gai aur main azhar ke sath baaten karne laga.....thodi hi der me chai aa gai aur hum teeno chai ki chuskiyan lene lage.....
Azhar(chai khatm karke)- golu ji....bura na maane to ek baat puchu....
Main- kyo nhi...
Azhar- aap jo ye aourton ko kasrat karate hai....to aapko isme dikkat nhi hoti...
Main(muskura kar)- nhi to...isme dikkat kaisi....
Azhar- dikkat to hoti hogi.....are aap itni aouton ko handle kar lete hai...yaha to ek ko bhi nhi kar paate....hahahaha.....
Main(has kar)- ohh...aise....haha....good...
Salma(aankhe dikha kar)- aapko mujhse dikkat hoti hai....
Azhar- are nhi...tum to janti ho ki main...
Salma(muh bana kar)- mazak kar rahe the...yahi na ...main karugi na to....huh...
Azhar- are tum bhi karke dekho...maza aayga.....par mujhe fasana aasaan nhi....
Main- aisa mat kahiye....salma bhi aapko fasa sakti hai....
Azhar(has kar)- yee..are mujhe koi nhi fasa sakta....chalo aap dono kosis karna....dekhe koun baji marta hai....aisa karo ki shart lagate hai...kyo golu ji...
Main- haa...kyo nhi...main taiyaar hu....salma bhi...kyo salma...
Salma- hmm..main bhi....
Main- aur shart kya hogi ...
Azhar- hmmm...ek kaam karte hai...shart jeetne wala jo kahega wo haarne wale ko karna hoga...ok
Main(salma ko dekh kar)- ok..manjoor....
Azhar- to tay raha....accha...main aata hu thoda....
Main(azhar ke jate hi)- hmm...lagta hai ise mazak ka tagda swaad chakhana hi hoga....kya kahti ho....
Salma- hmm...tabhi samjh aayga....par aap karoge kya...
Main(aankh maar kar)- thodi masti....suno....
Fir maine salma ko ek idea diya...
Main(salma ko kas kar)- chalo...ab thodi masti bhi kar le....
Thodi der baad azhar washroom se bahar aaya to use hall me koi nhi dikha...to wo room ki taraf aaya....par gate ke paas aate hi usne kuch suna...jo sunkar wo wahi ruk gaya.....
Andar se aawaze aa rahi thi..jise sunte hi azhar ke kaan khade ho gaye.......
Aawaz- aaahhh....ab bas karo....wo aa jayge....aaahh....kitna choosoge....aaahhh...
Azhar(man me)- ye kya....ye aawaaz kaisi...kya maine sahi suna....
Aawaz- aaahhh....mujhe geela hi kar doge kya....aaahhhh....aaallllhhh.....main...aahh...aaahhhh...
Azhar(gate se kaan lagaye)- ye salma hai....iske sath andar koun hai....golu hai kya...ye kar kya rahe hai....
Aaawaz- aah...yahi to pasand hai mujhe....kitna tagda hai....asli mard....ise choosne ke liye to main hamesha taiyaar hu....aauuummm....
Ab azhar se raha nhi gaya ....wo gusse se paagal ho gaya...par usne gate nhi khola...balki khidki ke paas pahucha...kyoki wo salma ko range haatho pakadna chahta tha....
Azhar(man me)- aaj to salma ki mout pakki hai.....hai...ye kya....yaha to koi nhi...sirf salma khadi hui hai....to ye aawaz....majra kya hai...ye is mobile par gandhi film chala rahi hai.....
Azhar bapis gate par aaya aur gate khulwa kar salma ko gusse se ghoorne laga....
Salma(sahmi hui)- kya hua...aap aise kyo...
Azhar(beech me)- ye sab kya ho raha tha...haa...aur andar koun hai tere sath....
Salma(darte huye)- kk..koi nhi...main to akeli hi hu....
Azhar(gusse se)- to fir wo aawaaz kaisi thi...kya kar rahi thi....
Salma- aawaz...wo to main thoda mobile....
Azhar(beech me)- hahaha....mobile se.....mazaak kar rahi thi na....hahaha....janta hu...hahaha....
Salma- aap has rahe ho...matlab aapko sab....
Azhar(beech me)- haa...sab pata hai ...mujhe ullu bana rahi thi...hahaha....
Salma(muh marod kar)- kyo...aap bana sakte ho to main kyo nhi....
Azhar- kyo nhi ..jaroor banao...par azhar ko ullu banana itna aasaan nhi meri jaan....waise kosis acchi thi....par mere liye kafi nhi thi....hahaha......
Salma(gusse se)- hun...puri mehnat bekaar...hato mujhe kaam hai.....
Ye bol kar salma nikal gai aur azhar fir se thahaka maar kar has pada....
Fir salma dusre room me aai aur usne jaldi se gate andar se lock kar diya aur mere paas aa gai....main waha pahle hi chup gaya tha....
Salma- aapko lagta hai ki ye idea kaam karega....
Main(salma ko daboch kar)- mera koi idea fail nhi hota....samjhi....
Salma(muskura kar)- to fir der kis baat ki....
Itna bol kar salma ghutno par aa gai aur mere lund ko aazad kar ke hilane lagi....
Main- hmm...ab dekh...tera souhar aa kar apni biwi ko lund chooste huye sunega bhi aur sun kar hasega bhi...tu chalu rah....
Salma ne mere lund ko choomna chatna suru kiya aur maine salma ke mobile par call kar diya....
Azhar(mobile dekh kar)- ye to salma ka mobile hai....koun hai ye..golu ji...main hi baat kar leta hu....
Ye soch kar azhar ne phon uthaya par saamne se use wahi sunaai diya jo mera plan tha.....
Maine mobile ka speekar on kar diya aur azhar ko live show sunane laga....
Main- aaahhh...salma....ab der mat kar....muh me le ise aur joor se choose....
Azhar(gusse se)- ye salma ke sath...iski to....ee..ek minute....lagta hai aaj salma ne mujhe ullu banane ka thaan hi liya hai...tabhi to aisa kuch sunana chahti hai ki main gusse se paagal ho jaau...par main azhar hu azhar....sunu to ye log kis had tak jate hai....
[ Aage jo bhi hoga wo azhar phon par sun raha hai....]
Main- salma...joor se choose....
Salma- uummmhh....aaah...kyo nhi....ye lund to jitna choosu utna kam...man karta hai ki roj choosti rahu....uummm...
Main- roj choosna...par abhi kyo ruk gai....choose....
Salma- uuuummm...sssrrruuuggg...ssrruuuggg...ssrruuuugggg...
Main- aahh...bahut khoob...gale tak le ja....joor se....
Salma- uuummm...uummm...uuummm...uuummm....uuummm...
Main- aaahhhh....azhar ki biwi....mera lund choos rahi hai...aaahhhh...kitna maza aa raha....aahhh....
Azhar(sunte huye)- ye log to kafi aage nikal rahe hai....inhe rok du....abhi nhi...dekhe to kitna aage jate hai.....
Main- aaahhh....teri to....tu to bada accha choosti hai.....tere souhar ke to maze hoge..
Salma- uuuummmhhh...kahe ke maze...ek to use chuswana pasand hi nhi...aur fir uska chota sa...choosne me kya maza....maza to isme hai...dekho pura ghode jaisa hai...mere souhar ka to isse aadha hi hai....uuummmm....
Main- to ab is ghode ki thokar bhi kha le....
Ye bol kar maine salma ka muh chodna suru kar diya....
Main- ye le....le saali ...yyeeehhh...yyeehhh....
Salna- gguumm..gguuummm...ggguumm...uuuummmmmmmm.....
Main- tera souhar to chuswata nhi na....ye hi chooosna...roj...ye le....
Salma- uuummmm...uuuummmm....uuummmmmm...uuummmmm...
Main- ye le...ye aaya...yyeehhhh...yeeehhh....aaaahhh..aahh...aahh....
Salma- kkkhhhuuuuuuummm.....ggggllluuppp...gggglluupppppp.....uuuummmmmmm....
Ye bolte huye main salma ke muh me hi jhad gaya aur pura lundras salma ke gale se neeche utarne laga......
Salma ne bade pyaar se lund ras piya aur lund ko chat-chat kar saaf karne lagi....
Salma(lund nikalte hi)- aaaahh...kkhhhuuumm...mera gala...aahhh....
Main- maza aaya....
Salma- hhmm...bahut...aahhh...aah...
Ye sab sun kar azhar ka lund bhi tanaav me aane laga tha....
Azhar- ye mera lund....mujhe isme maza kyo aa raha hai...meri biwi kisi aur ka lund choose to mera mood ban raha hai...kyo.....khair sunu to ki aage kya hota hai.....
Main- ab kya irada hai.....
Salma- jo aap kaho....
Main(salma ko aankh maar kar)- lagta hai kaam ho gaya...ab tum azhar ke paas jaao...dekhna wo kya bolta hai....
Azhar(man me)- hmm...plan to accha banaya tha...par afsoos...azhar ko ullu nhi bana sake...huh..
Thodi der baad salma azhar ke paas pahuchi to azhar use gusse se dekh raha tha....
Salma(man me)- isne puri baat suni ki nhi...kahi aadhi hi sun kar to nhi baitha....
Azhar(gusse se)- kaha thi tum...
Salma- main..main to kichen me thi....
Azhar(paas aa kar)- accha....kar kya rahi thi...
Salma(najren chura kar)- main to...kaam hi ...kaam kar rhi thi....
Azhar(joor se)- kaam...kaam...kaam ya fir....
Ye bol kar azhar aage bada aur salma ke kandhe thaam liye...jisse salma kaamp uthi...
Salna(msn me)- jaroor isne pura nhi suna...ab to main gai...ya allhh...ab kya hoga....
Salma ki haalat dekh azhar hasne laga aur salma ko gale se laga liya.....
Salma(man me)- ab kya hua ise.....
Azhar- daro mat meri jaan....maan gaya tumhe....tumne shart jeetne ke liye saari hade paar kar di...kamaal hai....
Salma(man me)- aallhhh....bach gai....
Azhar- tum had se aage gai...fir bhi mujhe nhi hara paai....kaha tha na ki mujhe ullu banana aasaan nhi....
Salma- aap sab samjh gaye....haa...
Azhar(muskura kar)- hmm...waise naatak accha tha....aisa laga ki sab sach me ho raha tha....
Salma(man me)- sach me hi ho raha tha bewakoof....
Azhar- par afsoos....itna jaandaar natak bhi mujhe ullu nhi bana paaya.....
Salna(man me)- ullu to tu ban chuka....teri biwi ka muh chudta raha aur tu maze maarta raha...ullu kahi ka....
Azhar- tum chup kyo ho...haari ho to kya...jeeta to main hi hu na....
Salma(azhar ka lund tana dekh kar)- hmmm..waise aapka pent...ye tambu kyo bana....kya aap wo sab sun kar....
Azhar(beech me)- pata nhi kyo...par haa...tumhara scene sun kar hi ye tan gaya....saayad ise pasand aaya....
Salma- hmm..matlab main kisi aur ke sath karu to aap....
Azhar(beech me)- baaten chhodo...abhi mujhe isko shant karne de....
Ye bol kar azhar ne salma ko bed par le jana chaha...par tabhi maine unhe tok diya....
Main(bahar se)- salma....azhar ji....kaha hai aap log....
Azhar- ye yahi hai....
Salma- bhool gaye kya...unhi ke sath to sab kiya hai....
Azhar- oh ha...waise wo bhi kamaal ka natak karte hai...chalo aao....shart ki baat kartr hai...
Main(azhar ko dekh kar)- kaha the aap log...busy the kya...kuch hua kya....
Azhar(has kar)- bas karo golu ji...mana ki aapka natak saandaar tha....par shart to main hi jeeta....
Main- kya...salma ne aapko sach bol diya....maine bola tha ki....
Azhar(beech me)- usne kuch nhi bola...bas humne hi pakad liya....
Main - par kaise...
Azahar- are phon par sun raha tha na...
Main- ohh..to aapne sab suna...maine sochs tha ki aap aadha sunte hi gussa ho jayge aur hum jeet jayge....
Azhar- haa...gussa to aaya tha...par shart ki baat yaad thi to pura sunne tak wait karta raha...aur last me sab saaf ho hi gaya.....
Main- oh shit...sari mehnat bekaar gai....sorry salma...hum haar gaye....
Azhar- hmm...par naatak accha tha.....
Main(sir hila kar)- khair...main chalta hu...by salma......good night azhar ji.......
Fir main waha se muskurate huye nikal aaya aur salma bhi man hi man muskurane lagi....
Salma(man me)- ye golu ji bhi na....puri randi bana ke manege....aur mera chutiya souhar...sala chutiya hi rahega...hehehe.....
Salma ke ghar se nikalte hi mujhe ek msg aaya...aur use padhte hi main hairaan ho gaya...aur jaldi se call lagaya....
Main(phon par)- tum jinda ho.....par kaise.....?????
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Next will come tomorrow night.......
