Update - 85
Jaise hi maine rashmi ke gaal par kuss kiya to gussa ho gai....aur mujhe jane ko bol diya.....
Main- are meri baat to....
Rashmi(beech me)- mujhe kuch nhi sunna....tum jao yaha se...abhi....jaaooo...
Main(gusse se)- okkk...ja raha hu ...aur ab kabhi aauga bhi nhi.....good bye....
Rashmi ka reaction dekh kar mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya aur main uske ghar se nikal aaya......
Ab Aage.........
Rashmi ne aaj fir se mera dimaag ghuma diya tha....isliye main kafi gusse me apne ghar aa gaya...
Par ghar par bhi mera gussa kam hone ka naam nhi le raha tha...aur uper se ghar me koi tha bhi nhi ki jis par main gussa nikal saku....
Tabhi mujhe kuch khyaal aaya aur main car le kar nikal gaya....
Aur car ruki seedi seema ke ghar....
Main(man me)- aaj ka gussa seema ki hi jhelegi....
Par jaise hi main car se nikla to seema ke ghar par tala laga paya....aur jab use call kiya to pata chlala ki wo pati ke sath film dekhne gai hai...
Main(apne aap se)- saali randi....aaj hi marna tha film dekhne...aur iska pati...sala office ke time par biwi ko film dikhata hai....iski to main band baja duga....
Khair mera gussa aur jyada bhadak gaya...aur jab mujhe koi rasta nhi mila to main office nikal gaya....
Main apne office aaya to andar aate hi meri najar sabse pahle simi par padi....jisne mujhe dekhte hi cabin me aane ka isara kar diya....
Main(man me)- isne to khud hi apni shamat bula li....aaj to gai sali...
Main turant simi ke cabin me gaya aur andar se lock kar diya....
Simi(dekhte hi)- lock kyo...ohh...mood ban gaya janaab ka....
Main(ghoor kar )- mood ki chhod...tu fatafat nangi ho ja......
Simi(muskura kar)- ohh....mood sach me mast hai.....thoda relax to karo....fir...
Main(gusse se)- jo bola wo kar....jaldi...
Mujhe gusse me dekh simi chounk gai aur turant hi apne kapde nikaal kar nangi ho gai....
Uske nange hote hi main uske paas pahucha aur use neeche baitha kar lund nikaal diya....
Simi achhi tarah janti thi ki use kya karna hai...isliye usne lund ko choom-chaat kar kadak kiya aur fir muh me bhar kar choosne lagi...
Par mujh par to gussa sawaar tha....isliye maine uske gale ko pakda aur berahmi se uska muh chodne laga....
Mere dhakke itni tej the ki simi jaisi chudakkad aourat bhi dard se tadapne lagi aur uski aankho me aansu aa gaye......
Par uske aansuo ka aaj mujh par koi fark nhi pada....main teji se dhakke marta raha aur jab mera man bhar gaya to maine use utha kar table par jhuka diya....
Simi(khaste huye)- khhoo.....aaahh... maar diya....aaahhh....
Main- aaj koi nakhra nhi. ...chup kar randi...
Simi- aahh...hua kyaaaa.....mmmaaaa......
Aur simi aage kuch bolti usse pahle hi maine lund ko uski gaand me daal diya...
Aur dhakka itna tej tha ki simi jaisi kheli-khai aourat bhi jhatpata gai....
Simi- aaaaiiiiiii....mmaaarr...aaahhhh.. gaaaiii....maaa......
Main(gusse se)- bola na chup....
Aur maine jor se gaand marna chalu kar diya....aur simi dard se bilakhne lagi....
Fir kuch der tak room me gaand chudaai ki aawaaze aati rahi...sath hi sarh simi ki dawi hui cheekhe bhi nikalti rahi...par meri speed kam nhi hui...
Main jab tak simi ki gaand ki dhajjiyan udata raha...jab tak main jhada nhi...
Aur jhadne ke sath hi maine pura lundras uski gaand me chhoda aur fir chair par aa kar baith gaya....
Thodi der tak room me shanti bani rahi....aur jab simi ka dard kuch kam hua to usne uth kar tisu paper se apni gaand saaf ki aur fir bade pyaar se mera lund chois kar saaf kar diya....
Simi- coffy piyege....
Main- nhi...abhi kuch nhi....
Simi ne mujhe gour se dekha aur meri god me aa gai....
Simi meri god me baithi mere baal sahlane lagi.....
Main- bahut dard hua....
Simi(muskura kar)- aapne diya to dard kaisa.....hmmm ..
Main(simi ko sahla kar)- tu kamaal hai...chal aaram kar le....
Simi- hmm...waise kya hua...aaj mood theek nhi lagta....
Main- haa...thoda paresan hu...
Simi- paresaan...kyo kya hua....??
Simi ka swaal sun kar mujhe samjh nhi aaya ki kya bolu...rashmi ki baat main use batana nhi chahta tha...isliye maine kuch aur hi soch liya....
Main- pata nhi...par lagta hai ki koi meri jaan ke piche pada hai....
Simi(chounk kar)- kya....par kyo...aapki kisi se kya dushmani...
Main- aaahh...dhushmani...ye sabd bada hi ajeeb hai na....
Simi- main puch kya rahi hu aur aap is sabd ke piche pad gaye....aapka dushman koun hai..aur kyo....
Main(muskura kar)- dushman koi bhi ho sakta hai...aur kyo...accha sawaal hai...aur iska jawaab hai...jar , joru ya jameen....
Simi- matlab...
Main(simi ko sahla kar)- matlab ye meri jaan ki main koi dhoodh ka dhula nhi...maine ye sab imaandari se nhi kamaya....to ho sakta hai ki koi aisa ho jiska maine kuch cheena ho...uska paisa....uski jamaan ya fir....
Simi(gour se dekh kar)- ya fir...
Main(ghoor kar)- uski joru....jisme beti, behan aur biwi....koi bhi ho sakti hai...maa,chachi, mousi, girl friend...koi bhi...jise maine cheena ho....aur tum ye janti hi ho ki maine aise bahuto ko apna banaya hai...aur unke apno se cheena hai...janti ho na ...
Simi(najre jhuka kar)- hmm...main bhi unhi me se hu....par main isme aapko galat nhi manti...main apni marji se aapke paas aai thi..aur wo sab bhi...aapne kisi se jabarjasti to nhi ki na...
Main(baat kaat ke)- ye tum janti ho...aur wo sab bhi...but unke pati...bhai...pita...unki najron me to main hi galat hu na....jaise ki tumhara pati bhi mujhe galat samjhta hoga....
Simi- samjhne se kya hoga...us gandu ki itni himmat nhi ki aapke saamne khada bhi ho sake....yaad hai na ki kaise usi se ye lund chuswa kar maine aur uski khud ki maa ne...usi ke saamne aapse chudaai karwai thi...yaad hai na...
Main- hmm...par fir bhi...andar hi andar use aag lagi hogi na...apni biwi aur apni maa ko kisi gair ke sath chudte dekh kisko accha lagega...hai ki nhi....
Simi- ho sakta hai...par wo karega bhi kya...sala namard....
Main- wo to hai...par uske jaise aur bhi hai...pata nhi koun ...kab...kya kar de...
Simi(najre mila kar)- aisa mat socho...aapko kuch nhi hoga....agar aap par koi problem aai bhi na to use pahle mujhse nipatna hoga....
Main(muskura kar)- accha...
Simi- ji...mere rahte huye aapka koi baal bhi nhi chhu sakta....
Main- ohh...par ye tab hoga na jab hume dushman ka pata chalega....
Simi- wo bhi pata lag jayga...main abhi apne saare aadmiyon ko bulati hu...
Main- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi...
Simi- par kyo...
Main- kyoki dushman koi baahar ka nhi...balki andar ka hi hai....
Simi(chounk kar)- andar ka matlab....koun hai...
Main- nhi janta....par itna jaroor janta hu ki wo ek aisa saksh hai....jo vishwasghaat kar raha hai....
Simi- kya....koun hai wo ...????
Main- tum tention me kyo aa gai...are mera koi ghanta nhi ukhaad sakta....aur rahi baat uski...to use apne me lage rahne do...fir time aane par main sab dekh luga....
Simi- matlab....aap jante hai use....
Main(muskura kar)- saayad....ya saayad nhi....asal me uske iraade kya hai...ye nhi janta...baki main uski nas-nas janta hu....
Simi- naam to bataiye....
Main(ghoor kar)- abhi nhi...pahle mujhe pakka to karne do...abhi sirf sak hai....jis din yakeen hoga...usi din tum use dekh logi....ye vaada raha...
Simi(tention me)- theek hai....khair...ab sochna chhodo....aap coffy lege...
Main- haa...strong....
Fir simi ne coffy magwai aur coffy khatm hote hi main apne rest room me aa gaya....aur aate hi ek phon laga diya....
Main(phon par)- haa...ab suno....tumne ek kaam karna hai...par itni saabdhani se ki kisi ko hawa bhi na lage....
Saamne- ji sir...hukm kare....
Main- tum rajapur gaon jao...aur charandas ke baare me puri jankari le kar hi aana...bhale hi time kitna bhi lage...theek .. aur haa...ye jaroor pata karna ki aaj-kal wo kin logo ke sath mil-baith raha hai....samjh gaye...
Saamne- ji sir...kaam khatm hone par milta hu...bye...
Phon cut kar ke main chair par baitha ye sochne laga ki apne vishwasghaati sathi ko kaise range haatho pakdu....
Par abhi mujhe koi sateek rasta nhi mil raha tha....ki tabhi mera phon baja...aur main soch se baahar aa gaya....
Screen dekha to wo rashmi ka phon tha...asal me...maine raj se pahle hi rashmi ka number le liya tha....
Main( call par)- hello...koun bol raha hai....
Rashmi- aapko nhi pata....
Main- nhi...ab batao...koun ho....
Rashmi- gussa ho....
Main- are jab main tumhe janta hi nhi to gussa hone ka sawal kaha se aaya....haa...
Rashmi(bhadak kar)- tum mujhe nhi jante..haa...
Main(muskura kar)- haa...ab jaan gaya....
Rashmi- to naatak kyo kar rahe the...
Main- tum hi to aap-aap bol rahi thi...aur meri rashmi mujhe aap nhi kahti...
Rashmi(thoda gusse se)- tumhari rashmi...iska kya matlab....
Main- pata nhi...bolo phon kyo kiya....
Rashmi- wo mujhe laga....ki...sach batana...gussa ho...
Main- gussa...kyo....accha....ek to mera laya gift fek diya...ek baar dekha bhi nhi...mujhse aise bartaab kiya jaise mujhe janti bhi nhi...aur aaj bhi....wah...isme gussa aana chahiye....huh...
Rashmi- pata nhi...waise gussa ho kya....
Main(gusse se)- teri to....waise isse koi fark padta hai tumhe....haa...
Rashmi- main bas puch rahi hu....
Main- tumhe kya lagta hai....
Rashmi- saayad haa...
Main- saayad...chalo theek hai....pahle tum confirm kar lo...fir baat karege....
Rashmi(joor se)- jyada bhaav aa rahe hai kya....
Main(joor se)- ha aa rahe hai...kya karogi...haa...
Meri aawaz sun kar rashmi thoda ghabra si gai...par uska gussa bhi bad gaya....
Rashmi(gusse se)- to khate raho bhaav...bye...
Aur rashmi ne gusse se phon cut kar diya aur mujhe fir se gussa aa gaya....
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Yaha main rashmi ke nakhron se pareshan ho raha tha aur waha sahar se door ek farmhouse me kuch log apni hi pareshani me dube the......
Ye the raj aur veer....aur unke sathi.....
Raj(andar aate hi)- koun hai sasura....koun hai jo humare ghar me aane ka dam dikhaya be...koun hai sala maadharrrrrrrr....aaaahhhh.....
Raj gusse me andar moujood policewalon ko gaaliyan de hi raha tha ki tabhi uske chehre par ek joordaar mukka pada....
Mukka lagte hi raj zameen par ja gira aur farse par takrane se uske muh se thoda khoon bhi nikal aaya....
Police- kuch kaha tune....haa....
Raj(zameen par pada hua)- ttt...tum ho koun....aur mere ghar me...
Police(beech me)- kya bola be....
Raj(saham kar)- wo....aaa...aap yaha kaise....
Police(muskura kar)- hmm...ab theek hai...chal uth kar baith ja....fir bolna....
Fir ek hawaldaar ne raj ko utha kar kursi par baitha diya...aur raj ki aisi haalat dekh kar veer bhi chupchap baju me baith gaya....
Police- ha to....kya bol raha tha....
Raj(muh se khoon poch kar)- sir...wo main kah raha tha ki....aap log...mere ghar me....kyo...kisliye....
Police(cigrate sulka kar)- fffuuu....kisliye....hmm...tu dekh le...dekh waha...dekh wo kya hai....dekh-dekh....
Policewale ki baat sun kar dono bhaiyon ne ek taraf nazar ghumaai to unki gaand hi fat gai....
Asal me saamne kuch gair kanooni saamaan pada hua tha...jaise chori ki murtiyan aur nashe ka saamaan....
Police- kuch samjh aaya....
Raj- ji sir....
Veer- par sir...ye saamaan kiska hai ..aur humare ghar kaise aaya....
Police(kas kheech kar)- accha sawaal hai...suno...thoda aage aao......
Aur jaise hi veer ne sir aage ki taraf kiya to policewale ne ek jhannatedaar thappad uske gaal par raseed diya....jisse veer ki aah nikal gai....
Piolice- to kya pucha tha tumne....huh...jawaab mil gaya na...
Raj(gusse se)- dekho sir....aapko jo case banana hai banao...par khabardaar...ab hume hath mat lagana...nhi to....
Police(dhuan chhod kar)- huh...nhi to kya...
Raj(aankhe dikha kar)- anjaam bura hoga....samjhe....
Police- hahaha....anjaam...bura...hahaha....kya baat hai....sala filme bahut dekhta hai...haa.....ab to teri film banauga....
Raj- dekho...
Police(beech ne)- abe chuppp....ek sabd nhi...ab jo bhi bolna hai wo court me...samjh ki samjhaau....haa...
Veer(gusse se)- sir...aap ye theek nhi kar rahe...ye humara saamaan nhi...kasam se ...
Police- accha...tumhara nhi...theek hai....ek baat batao...is farmhouse ko koun dekhta hai....matlab tum me se koun aata hai yaha...
Veer- hum me se koi nhi...haa..humara bhai....wo dekhta hai ise...
Police- haa....aur tere bhai ne ye kabool kiya hai ki yaha rakha pura saamaan tum logo ka hai...aur ye sab saamaan kaha se aaya..kaise aaya...ye puri jaankari de chuka hai wo....
Raj- kya...dharmesh ne aisa kaha...nhi-nhi...bhala wo aisa kyo kahega....
Police- main kya janu...ye to usi se puch le....
Veer- par hai kaha wo....bulaiye use...
Police- ohh...use bula to nhi sakte...kyoki wo aane layak nhi raha...par haa..tumse use milwa jaroor sakta hu...
Raj(veer ko dekh kar)- kya matlab aa nhi sakta...kya kiya uske sath...
Police- are nhi....maine kuch nhi kiya....maine to bas yaha dhaba bola....
Veer- wo hai kaha...
Police- hospital me....bed par pada hua hai....badi buri haalat hai uski....
Raj aur veer ye sun kar khade ho gaye..unki aankho me gussa utar aaya tha...par wo chaah kar bhi police ka kuch bigaad nhi sakte the....
Raj- inspecter......agar mere bhai ko kuch hua na...to main sahar jala duga....
Police(haste huye)- kya..hahahaha.....kya...hahaha.....sala sahar jalayga....
Veer(gusse se)- haa...pura sahar....
Police(khade ho kar)- chup kar...sala tum jaison se gas ka chulha na jale....baat karta hai sahar jalane ki....saala...ye...le ja dono ko....ab inki to main jalauga...le jao....aur haa...main inspecter nhi kameene...main ACP hu...samjha saale...chaalll...
Fir hawaldaar dono ko pakad kar police van me le gaye...aur baki ke policewale abhi bhi waha se gair kanooni saamaan khoj rahe the....
Tabhi ACP sabse door kone me aaya aur kisi ko call lagaya.....
ACP(call par)- hmm..jaisa kaha tha....ho gaya....ab aage kya karna hai.....
Saamne- ""$&$&$&$&$&_-+++-_&"':;;:::""
ACP(muskura kar) - theek hai...dekhta hu kya offer karte hai saale...chal fir...batata hu baad me ...
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Yaha office me...main apni hi paresaniyon me uljha baitha tha...
Rashmi ka phon cut hote hi main fir se apne dushmano ke baare me sochne laga...mujhe jald se jald unko dhood kar sabak sikhana tha....
Main kafi pareshan tha isliye raat tak office me hi raha....aaj ki training ko bhi mana kar diya...
Aur fir aasha ke ghar aa gaya....gate payal ne khola....
Payal- aaj kafi der kar di aapne....jyada kaam tha kya....
Main- haa..thoda sa...
Payal- ohk...aap fresh ho jaiye...main khana lagati hu...
Main- nhi...matlab...main kha kar aaya hu....to khana rahne do....bas ek coffy mil jaay to...
Payal- are aap aise kyo bol rahe....aap baitho...main abhi bana kar laai...
Fir maine coffy pi aur kuch der tak payal se baat kar ke apne room me aa gaya....
Room me aate hi main rest karne laga...mood theek nhi tha isliye nishu aur seenu ko mana kar diya....aur sone ki kosis karne laga.....