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Rashmi ke episode ka kb se wait kr rha tha aur golu bhai ne end me jaake rashmi ka episode dala hai....
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Rashmi ke episode ka kb se wait kr rha tha aur golu bhai ne end me jaake rashmi ka episode dala hai....
Mind blowing update bhai.Update - 148
Thodi der aaram kar ke humne apni thakaan mitaai aur fir maine rashmi ki gaand dawa di....
Rashmi- aahhh...dard hota hai....
Main- accha....ab dard hota hai...hmm...waise maan gaye....jisne bhi kaha hai...sach kaha hai....
Rashmi- kya...
Main- yahi...ki har aourat ke andar ek randi chhipi hoti hai....dekho...tumhari randi bhi bahar aa gai...hahaha....
Rashmi(hath maar kar)- chup karo.....ye bas ek baar hi hona tha...aage se itna dard nhi dena...samjhe....
Main- bilkul....chalo ab naha leta hu......bhookh bhi lag rahi hai....
Rashmi- haa...mujhe bhi fir se nahana hoga.....aur mujhe ghoomna bhi hai...mera sapna thoda baki hai abhi...
Main- hmm...to chalo fir....
Fir hum dono ne naha-dhokar ready huye aur khane ke baad ghoomne nikal gaye.....
Hum shaam tak ghoomte hi rahe aur fir apne ghar ke liye nikal pade......
Hum jaise hi bapis aaye to seedha rashmi ke ghar ja kar ruk gaye.....aur fir raat bhar maine rashmi ki chudaai ki.....
Fir agle din meri need rashmi ke bulane se khuli....
Maine dekha ki rashmi kafi paresaani me mujhe dekh rahi thi....
Main- kya hua jaan.....
Rashmi- wo...police....police aai hai.....
Main- police....yaha par....par yaha kyo aai....unhe to...uuhh......dekhta hu...
Fir main kapde pahan kar rashmi ke sath hall me aa gaya.....aur tab police ne hume bataya ki wo mujhe giraftaar karne aaye hai....
Main- par maine kiya kya hai...farmhouse par lagi aag se mera koi lena-dena nhi hai....main to yaha tha bhi nhi.....
Police wala- hum uski baat nhi kar rahe.....ye mamla dusra hai....
Main- dusra mamla....boliye....kya baat hai...
Policewala - hum aapko khoon karne ke iljaam me giraftaar karne aaye hai....
Main(chounk kar)- khoon.....ye..ye kya bol rahe hai...maine koi khoon nhi kiya.....
Tabhi do policewale dusre room se ek laash le kar baahar aaye....aur use dekh kar main hairaan rah gaya....
Aur maine turant rashmi ko dekha...to wo bhi hairani se sir hilane lagi.....
Main- sir...ye laash...ye...ye maine nhi kiya....sach me....
Policewala - wo hum decide karege....filhaal aap humare sath chaliye.......
Main- par pahle mujhe pata to chale ki maine kiska khoon kar diya.....kam se kam itna janne ka haq to hai mujhe...haa...
Police wala- bilkul....aapko hum mr.sigh ke khoon ke iljaam me giraftaar karne aaye hai.....
Main(hairani se)- singh....to kya ye....
Police wala(beech me) - ji ha....ye wahi hai....are suno....laash ka chehra to dikhao inhe....
Fir ek hawaldaar ne singh ka chehra ghumaya....aur main jyada hairaan ho gaya....kyoki ye sab to rashmi ke plan me bhi nhi tha.....
Police wala - ab dekh liya na....aur pahchaan bhi liya hoga....waise bhi....aapne hi to mara hai ise...aur fir iski laash ko yaha la kar chhipa diya...aur nikal gaye ghoomne....taki kisi ko bhanak na lage....
Main(gusse se)- kya bak rahe ho....are...main kyo maruga ise.....main to isse kafi waqt se mila bhi nhi...aur fir humari koi dushmani bhi nhi thi..jo main iska khoon kar du....
Police wala - accha....to fir ye bata ki iski laash is ghar me aai kaise....tune hi bulaya tha na ise.....call kar ke....
Main(shoked)- kya...maine....par maine to us se baat tak nhi ki kafi time se.......nhi...maine koi call nhi kiya....
Policewala - wo tumhe pata chal jayga....ki call kab kiya...aur kisne kiya.....filhaal humare sath sarafat se chalo......warna....
Main- ohk...main chalta hu....par kya main apne vakeel ko ek call kar sakta hu....
Policewala - kyo nhi...aur haa...ye madam bhi humare sath chalegi....
Main- par ye kyo...isne kya kiya....
Policewala - laash iske ghar me hai to ye bhi is khoon ki barabar ki jimmedaar hai....chaliye madam....
Ye sun kar maine rashmi ko dekha aur rahmi aankhe faade sir hilane lagi.....
Policewala- jaldi kijiye......
Main- hmm...chalte hai....thoda fresh to ho jaau ki nhi...
Policewala - hmm..jaldi karna....
Uske baad hume police station me pata chala...ki singh ko jis number se call kar ke bulaya gaya tha....wo rashmi ke naam se hai.....aur singh ko jis gun se goli lagi....wo bhi rashmi ke ghar me hi mili hai....
Aur police ne apni kahani banaai....ki maine hi singh ko rashmi ke number se call kiya aur fir use maar diya....
Aur uski laash ko chhipa kar hum ghoomne chale gaye.....
Aur khoon ki wajah batai gai mera najayaj rishta....jo ki singh ki biwi se tha....
Aur sabse badi choukane wali baat ye thi...ki singh ki biwi ne court me bhi aakar apne aur mere najayaj riste ki baat kabooli thi....jabki main to use janta bhi nhi tha.....
Maine kafi kosis ki.....par main nhi bach paya....saare saboot...saare gawaah mere khilaaf the....
Simi aur pankaj ne bhi mere khilaaf gawahi di....aur sabse jyada jhatka mujhe tab laga....jab zoya aur uski beti tabu ne bhi mere khilaaf gawahi di.....
Wahi mere uper farmhouse ki aag ka maamla bhi chala.....usme bhi mere noukar aarif ne mere khilaaf gawaahi di...
Aarif ne bataya ki usne mere hi kahne par kuch logo se aag lagwai thi....jisme raju bhai.....aasha aur uska pariwar jal gaya....
Wahi aasha ke ghar se kuch recording bhi saamne aai....jisme mera aur us ghar ki ladies ka sex saaf dikh raha tha.....
Is sabke baad mujhe umarkaid aur rashmi ko mera sath dene ke liye 2 saal ki saza di gai....
Aarif ko bhi saza hui par usne jugaad laga kar case ki sunwai talwa li....pata nhi kaise...par koi to tha....jis se use bada support mila....
Aur jab hum court se baahar nikle....to mere saamne kai log moujood the....jo meri barbaadi par muskura rahe the.....
Khan, aarif, zoya, nashima, tabu, apsa, simi, pankaj....sab ke sab mujhe khush dikhai de rahe the......
Aur jaise hi hum policeban me baithne wale the to khan humare paas aaya....
Khan- dekh liya mr.aaditya....khan ka daav....huh....ab tu ja jahannum....aur main teri har ek cheej par raaj karuga...hahaha....
Main- jyada khush mat ho jana khan....main fasa jaroor hu....par mara nhi....
Khan- koi nhi...teri ye khwahis bhi jaldi hi puri ho jaygi.....bas...ek hi baat ka gam rah gaya....ye saali rashmi....ise nhi chakh paya....afsoos...tere chakkar me ye bhi hath se jaygi....
Main(gusse se)- khan...utna hi bol jitna sah sakta hai....samjha....
Khan- oh ho...rassi jal gai...par akad nhi gai....koi nhi....sala hum rassi ko khaak me mila dege...fir na rahegi rassi aur na hi uski akad.....chal....alvida....kahi fir se insaan ban kar paida hua...to dua karna ki khan se milna na ho...hahaha....
Aur is baar khan ko hasta dekh kar uske baki ke sathi bhi hasne lage......
Fir maine gusse se khan aur baki sabko ghoora.....aur fir rashmi ke sath ban me baith gaya.....aur ban chal padi.....
Zoya(humare jate hi)- bhaijaan.....ise jinda kyo chhod diya....sala bapis aa gaya to musibat ho jaygi....
Khan- tum log fikr mat karo.....ye kabhi bhi bapis nhi aa sakta....
Simi- kya...matlab.....
Khan(muskura kar)- tu tention mat le...ja kar apni kursi sambhal.....baki tujhe kal pata chal jayga.....
Aur fir wahi hua...jo khan ne socha tha......agle din news paper me khabar aai...ki policeban ka accident hya aur usme aag lag gai.....
Aur dhamake ke sath hi aatiya urf golu aur rashmi ki mout ho gai.....aur dono ki laashe jal kar khaak ho gai.....sath hi driver samet 3 police wale bhi maare gaye......
Us khabar ko padh kar mere saare dushmano ne saandaar jasn manaya.....
Mere jane ke baad simi hi meri property ki malkin ho gai thi...par sirf duniya ke liye...kyoki asli malik to tha khan.....
Ab meri saari property khan ke kabje me thi.....aur mere saare dushman usi ke sath kaam kar ke aish ki jindagi jeene lage the......
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In sabse door sanno bed par padi joor-joor se chiila rahi thi....kyoki is waqt uski gaand me ek tagda lund satasat ho raha tha.....
Sanno ki cheekho se kamra goonjta raha aur fir ek joordaar cheekh ke sath sanno ki gaand lundras se labalab ho gai.....ki tabhi gate par knock hui.....
Aur thodi der baad sanno ne ready ho kar gate khola....to saamne 3 muskurate huye chehre dikhai diye.....
Wo chehre the rashmi, inspector jay aur neelu ke.....
Rashmi- kyo sanno...garmi nikal gai ki baki hai abhi....
Sanno(sharma kar)- kya madam....itne din baad to mili hu saab se....
Neelu- jante hai hum....isliye raat bhar de di thi tujhe.....par tu to subah se hi....khair chhod.......unhone kapde to pahne hai na....inspector sir ko milna hai...
Sanno - ji madam...
Fir sanno saamne se hati aur teeno room me aa gaye......aur main unko dekh kar muskurane laga....
Main- kya baat hai....humari dono biwiyan police ke sath.....mujhe giraftaar karaogi kya....
Rashmi- bilkul....
Main- par mera kasoor kya hai....
Neelu- yahi..ki aapko apni biwiyon ki koi fikr nhi.....itna paisa hote huye bhi unhe is purane se ghar me rakhe huye ho.....kahi ghumane bhi nhi le jate....kyo rashmi....
Rashmi- ha....hum yaha 1 mahine se hai....aur kab tak yu chhip kar rahna hoga....
Main- ye baat to khud inspector saab batayege...bolo jay....ab sab set hai na...
Jay - bilkul....main wahi batane aaya tha....aaj court me saabit ho gaya ki ban me jalne wale golu aur rashmi hi the....matlab ab tum dono mar chuke ho....aur neelu to pahle hi mar chuki thi...hai na....
Ye baat sun kar hum sab thahaka laga kar has pade....
Jay- accha ... ab aage kya socha....
Main(khade ho kar)- aage...hmm...filhaal to main apni dono biwiyon ke sath honeymoon manane jauga....are bhai...abhi nai-nai saadi hui hai humari....inka haq banta hai honeymoon par...
Jay- par tab tak to khan...kya use aise hi chhod doge....
Main- nhi jay.....shikaari apne shikaar ko waqt to de sakta hai.....par chhod de...naa....ye mumkin nhi....
Jay - hmm...
Main- ab tum jao....hum bhi kuch der me nikal jayge.....chalo...tum dono jane ki taiyari karo.....
Jay - ok....enjoye ur honeymoon....main chalta hu......par jate-jate ye to bata do...ki aage karna kya hai.....matlab un sabke sath....
Main- shikari apna shikaar karne ka tareeka kisi ko nhi batata jay....par haa...tum shikaar hote huye dekhoge jaroor...ok....
Jay - ohh..matlab fir se ek nai suruwat hogi....shikari ki style me...hahaha.....
Main- theek kaha.....shikari bapis aayga.....
Fir jay waha se nikal gaya aur hum bhi kuch der baad waha se nikal gaye......
Aur jab hum airport par pahuche to humari taxi ke saamne ek car aa kar ruki....aur usme se ek hatta-katta aadmi nikal kar humare paas aa gaya......
Main(muskura kar)- main janta tha ki aapko kitna bhi mana karu...par aap nhi manoge....milne jaroor aaoge....
Raju- kya karu.....mera bhai hai hi aisa...ki use mile bina rah nhi sakta....aur fir pata nhi ab kitne fin baad milna ho.....
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Farmhouse me aag lagaye jane baat mujhe mere ek khas khabri se pata chal chuki thi....
Usliye main aag lagne ke pahle hi aasha aur baki sabko waha se nikalne ke liye raju bhai ko call kita tha.....
Par raju bhai ki zid thi ki wo ye jaan kar hi rahege ki koun aag lagwane wala hai....
Usliye unhone baki sabko pahle nikaal diya aur maine unhe buletproof jacket bhej di....jise pahan kar hi raju bhai aag lagte hi bahar aaye the.....
Aur fir unko oata chal gaya ki aag lagane wala aur koi nhi...balki humara hi namakharaam noukar aarif tha....
Aur fir aarif ne wahi kiya jiska mujhe andaza tha....usne raju bhai par goliya chala di.....par buletproof jacket ne unhe bacha liya......
Isse hume gaddar bhi pata chal gaya aur sab safe bhi ho gaye.....
Aur jo laashe us farmhouse me mili thi....wo sugandha aur uske sathiyon ki thi...jinko maine hi waha rakhwa diya tha....
Aur kyoki police khan ke isaare par naach rahi thi....isliye us aag ke maamle me bareeki se chhan-been nhi hui....
Aur police ne bol diya ki wo sab laashe aasha aur uske pariwar ki thi....
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Raju bhai ke paas aate hi hum dono gale mile aur raju bhai ne mujhe aasha aur baki sabka haal bata diya....
Main- chalo....sab theek hai...bas....ab main befikr ho kar maze karuga....
Raju- hmm...par khan ka kya karna hai...tum kaho to main....
Main(beech me)- nhi bhai....aap sab aaj hi **** sahar me jaoge....aur jab tak main bapis na aau...aap waha se hilna bhi nhi....
Raju- theek hai....par yaad rakhna....is baar main tere sath hi rahuga.....samjha na....
Main- bilkul....ab aap niklo....humari flite ka time bhi hone wala hai....
Raju - hmm...happy journey.....tum dono ko bhi....mere bhai ka khyaal rakhna....ok..
Rashmi- ji bhaiya....
Neelu- ha bhaiya...aap maa aur baki sabka khtaal rakhna....
Raju - hmm..chalta hu...bye....
Aur fir raju bhai sabko le kar kisi dusre sahar me rahne lage aur main apni dono patniyon ( rashmi aur neelu ) ke sath bidesh ghoomne laga......
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AFTER ONE YEAR..............
Yaha khan ki jindagi aish ke sath beet rahi thi....simi uske under me rah kar meri company chala rahi thi...
Wahi pankaj ki jimmedaari meri banai colony ko sambhalne ki thi.....
Aarif mera farmhouse sambhal chuka tha....aur saari kheti-baadi bhi usi ke under me thi.....
Zoya , nashima, tabu , apsa aur unka pariwar ab ek sath khan ke ghar me hi rahte the.....
Aur yaha khan....kisi jaroori meeting ke liye car se ja raha tha....
Wo highway par teji se car douda raha tha aur uske baju me baithi ek aourat jhuk kar khan ka lund choose ja rahi thi.....
Tabhi khan ka phon bajne laga....aur jaise hi usne call pick kiya....to saamne wali ki baat sun kar hi uske chehre ka maza khouff me badal gaya......
Aur khan ne achanak se break maar diya...jis se car sadak par ragad maarte huye road se neeche aa kar ruk gai...
Car rukte hi lund choosne wali aourat uchhal kar khan ke pet se takraai aur khan bhi car ke gate par takra gaya....aur uska phon hath se chhut kar sheet ke neeche gir gaya......
Aourat - aaaahhh.....kya hua...aise car chalate ho...aaahhh...mar gai....
Yaha aourat karaah rahi thi aur wahi khan khouff ke maare ek sabd bhi nhi bol pa raha tha.....
Khan ki aakhe fati hui thi aur wo ek-tak phon ko dekhte huye ghabra raha tha.....
Aourat(khan ko dekh kar)- kya hua...aap aise kyo....kiska phon tha...
Aourat bple ja rahi thi....par khan ke kaan me uski ek bhi baat nhi ja rahi thi....
Khan bas fati aankho se phon dekhta raha aur fir himmat kar ke phon uthaya....aur jaise hi usne phon kaan se lagaya to saambe wale ki hasi sun kar uski aankho me kouff bad gaya....
""Hahahahahahahaaaaahahaahahahaha....aaaaahhh.....hahahahahahaahhahaha.......""
SHIKARI WILL BE BACK....
WITH A VENGEANCE...
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