Update - 13
Kichen me sanno ghutno ke bal baithi thi aur main uske muh ko dana-dan chode ja raha tha....
Ye saandaar scene chal hi raha tha ki tabhi gate ki taraf se ek aawaz aai...jise sunte hi hum dono putle ki tarah rah gaye aur humari nazar ek sath gate ki taraf pahuchi....
""ye sab kya ho raha hai.....????? "'
Ab Aage........
Aawaz sunte hi humne gate ki taraf dekha to paya ki raj waha khada hua hai...uske chehre ke bhaav saaf bata rahe the ki wo kuch samjh nhi pa raha bas bhouchakka rah gaya tha ye nazara dekh kar...
Raj(fir se)- ye...ye kya kar rahe ho bhaiya...??
Raj ke sawaal ke baad meri aur sanno ki najre mili....uski najar me ye sawaal tha ki ab kya kare...par abhi bhi mera tana hua lund uske muh me aadha ghusa hua tha....
Raj(paas aate huye)- ye aunty kya kar rahi hai bhaiya....
Main(kuch soch kar)- are ye...ye...wo...beta...haa...beta ye aunty mera ilaaj kar rahi hai...
Raj- kaisa ilaaj....
Main- main batata hu....ye ilaaj karte huye samjhata hu....sanno...tum chalu raho....
Aur fir se maine sanno ka muh chodna suru kar diya....
Raj- batao bhaiya...
Main- hmm...,beta aisa....aaahh...aisa hai ki ye meri chot theek...aaahhhh...theek kar rahi hai...
Raj- chot...par aise kaise....
Main-batata hu na....aaahhhh....sanno bas...thoda aur....
Sanno- ggghhuuupppp...ggghhuuppp...ggguuupppppp.....
Raj- aunty kuch bol rahi hai sayad....
Main- aaahhhh....nhi wo abhi nhi....ruko thoda....sanno ye aaaya.....yyyeeehhhhh....yyeeehhh....aaahhhhh....
Aur maine sanno ka muh chodte huye pura lund ras uske gale se utaar diya...par abhi lund ko bahar nikala nhi....
Main- sanno....ek boond bhi bahar na nikle....
Raj- kaisi boond bhaiya....kya hya...??
Maib- aaahh...ab batata hu...suno....jaise tumhari ungli kat jaay ya usme chot lag jay to tumhari mummy use muh me le kar choosti hai na....
Raj- hmmm....ek baar hua tha aisa..,
Main- haa...bas aaj mujhe yaha chot lag gai thi...to sanno aunty ise choos kar mera ilaaj kar rahi thi...bas..,.aur boond...wo khoon ki boond hoti hai na...wahi bol raha tha....
Raj- ohh...to fir aap mere sath khelne nhi aaoge....???
Main- are aauga na....
Raj- par aapki chot....aapko dard ho raha hoga na...
Main- are chot ka ilaaj ho gaya...aur sanno aunty ne sara dard bhi door kar diya....
Raj(khush ho kar)- to fir chale....
Main- chalte hai...main change kar lu thoda...tab tak tum hall me baitho....hmm...
Raj (jate huye)- okk...
Raj ke jate hi main sanno se alag hua....
Sanno- uuhhh...aaj to fas hi gaye the saab...par aapka jawaab nhi...kya khoob bottle me utara ladke ko....
Main- are bottle me to uski maa ko utarna hai..,tabhi to use utara....khair...aage se agar main bhool jau to tum yaad rakhna ki kahi gate khula to nhi...aaj agar raaj ki jagah uski maa ya koi aur aa jata to puri izzat utar jati...samjhi...
Sanno- ji saab....aage se kabhi aisi galti nhi hogi...
Main- chal ab theek hai...main jata hu...raj ki maa ko bhi bottle me utarna hai na....
Is baat par hum dono has diye aur main ready ho kar raj ke sath nikal gaya....
Thodi der raj aur uske dosto ke sath bahar khel kar main raj ke sath uske ghar pahucha....
waha jate hi raj ne vedio game on kar liya par meri nigaahen to uski maa ko khoj rahi thi...jo abhi tak mujhe dikhai nhi di....
Main- aur raj...tumhari mummy....kahi gai hai kya...
Raj- nhi to...yahi andar hogi...
Main(man me)- andar hai aur bahar bhi nhi aai....kal ki baat ka kuch galat to nhi ho gaya...par kal to laga tha ki saali line par aa rahi hai...pata to karna hi hoga...par kaise karu...
Raj- are bhaiya..,khelo na...
Main- hmm...wo raj...mujhe pani pina tha...pyaas lagi hai...
Rashmi- ye lijiye...pani...
Maine pani ka bola hi tha aur rashmi piche se pani le kar aa gai...aur ye kya...aaj wo itni saji hui thi ki meri najar usi par thahar gai...
Rashmi(muskura jar)- lijiye na...
Main(pani pi kar)- thanks...
Rashmi-hmm...ab aapki pyaas bhujh gai hogi...hai na....
Main(muskura kar)- hmm...par pyaas kabhi bhujhti kaha hai....matlab fir lagegi....
Rashmi(muskura kar)- to main hu na...fir bujha doogi...ghar me bahut pani hai....
Main(haste huye)- okk...waise aaj aap thoda hat kar...
Rashmi(beech me)- are...aap bhool gaye kya...main aapse choti hu...tum hi bolna mujhe(smile)
Main- okk...tum...theek hai na rashmi....
Rashmi- hmm...waise aap kuch kah rahe the...
Main- haa...wo aaj tum thoda alag lag rahi ho...
Rashmi- alag matlab...kya main buri lag rahi hu...
Main- are nhi...tum to aaj...(ruk gaya)
Rashmi(najaqat ke sath)- aaj to main....main kya....???
Main(rashmi ki aankho me jhank kar)- tum behad hi khoobsoorat lag rahi ho....
Rashmi(gusse se)- kya matlab aapka...
Main(darte huye)- mmmm...mera matlab tha tha ki....
Rashmi(beech me, gusse se)- kya matlab tha aapka...haa...
Raj(chounk kar)- kya hua mummy...
Main- kuch nhi beta...tum game khelo na....
Raj- okk...but aap log jyada hi shor kar rahe hai....dheere boliye na thoda....
Main- okk...main thoda door ho jata hu...tum khelo...
Itna kah kar maine apni chair rashmi ke paas hi rakh li...
Rashmi(gusse se)- to kya kah rahe the aap...matlab kya tha aapka..,
Main- maine to...main bas aapki thodi taareef...bas...
Rashmi- tareef....wo samjhi...par iska kya matlab tha ki aaj bahut khoobsurat dikh rahi hu....
Main- wo main....
Rashmi(beech me)- kya main kal khoobsoorat nhi lagi thi...ya usse pahle...aaj hi lag rahi hu...haa...
Rashmi ki baat sunte hi main use aankhe faad ke dekhne laga...aur rashmi meri haalat par hasne lagi....uski hasi sun kar raj fir bol pada....
Raj- kya hua mummy...aap has kyo rahi hai...bhaiya ne koi joke sunaya kya.......
Rashmi(mujhe dekhte huye)- nhi beta...main to tumhare bhaiya par has rahi thi....bilkul buddhu hai ye....
Main- buddhu...nhi raj....aisa nhi hai...bas main to tumhari mummy ke liye buddhu ban gaya tha...
Rashmi(mujhe ghoor kar)- accha ji...
Main- aur nhi to kya...
Rashmi- hmm...abhi to dar ke mare haal behaal ho raha tha...aur ab badi-badi baaten...
Main- are darta koun hai...bas natak tha...
Rashmi(aankho me jhank kar)- naatak...haa...
Main- asal me....main dar gaya tha...mujhe laga ki aaj ke baad sayad tumse mil bhi na pauga....
Rashmi(najren ghuma kar)- chaliye ab bataiye aap kah kya rahe the....
Main- bas sach....tum behad khoobsoorat ho...sach me...
Rashmi- koi sach nhi hai...ek dam jhoot...
Main-yakeen nhi meri baat ka.... to meri aankhon me dekh lo.....aankhe jhooth nhi kahti...
Ye kah kar main rashmi ki aankho me jhankne laga...aur rashmi bhi meri aankho me sach dekhne lagi...hum kuch minute tak bas ek-dusre ko hi dekhte rahe..,jab tak ki raj nhi bola...,
Raj- mummy...bhaiya ko coffy pilao na...aur mujhe milkshek...
Rashmi(sakpakate huye)- haa...abhi lai...
Aur itna bol kar rashmi andar chali gai...par mere man me sitaar bajne lage....mujhe lag raha tha ki main race ki line cross karne ke behad hi kareeb hu....
Main(man me)- ab coffy aa jay...fir baaten aage badegi...aaj bol hi du kya...jaldi to nhi hoga na...dekhate hai..,.
Thodi der baad rashmi coffy le kar aa gai...aur raj ko milkshek...
Rashmi aur main coffy pite huye aankho hi aankho me baaten kar rahe the....kabhi najren milti to kabhi wo najre churati....
Bada hi dilchasp mahol tha...ki tabhi rashmi ka phon baj utha aur humara game over ho gaya...
Kyoki call uske pati ka tha...jisne bola ki wo ghar aa raha hai aur rashmi aur raj ko le kar kahi jana hai to ready rahe...
Rashmi(call cut kar ke)- raj beta...chalo ready ho jao...papa aane wale hai...hume bahar jana hai...
Raj(khush ho kar)- kaha mummy...hotal ya movie...
Rashmi- ghoomne nhi...tumhare chacha ke ghar jana gai...waha koi puja hai...
Raj- mera man nhi mummy....
Rashmi(mujhe dekh kar)- man to mera bhi nhi tha...fir bhi jana hoga....
Main(rashmi ko dekh kar)- koi baat nhi raj...tum jao....hum kal milege na...baki ka khel kal khelege...ok...
Rashmi(mujhe dekh kar)- raj beta....aaj ka game enjoye kiya na...(muskura di)
Main(muskura kar)- hmm...bahut maza aaya aaj to...par man nhi bhara....kyo raj...
Rashmi(raj ko sahlate huye)- ek sath jyada maza nhi milta ....intzar karna padta gai...hai na beta...
Raj- hmm...theek hai bhaiya baki game kal khelege....bye...
Rashmi- ek minut beta..ruk thoda..,
Itna bol kar rashmi andar gai aur 2 saree ke sath bapis aai...
Rashmi(mujhe dikha kar)- raj beta,.,koun si saree pahnu....batao...
Main(rashmi ko dekh kar)- raj...right hand wali jyada acchi lagegi na...
Raj- ha mummy...
Rashmi(muskura kar)- jaisa kaho...yahi pahanti hu...
Fir main waha se nikal aaya kyoki main nhi chahta tha ki raj ke papa aur mera aamna-saamna ho.....
Main ghar aa kar uper chajje par khada rashmi ke nikalne ka wait karne laga...kyoki main dekhna chahta ki meri pasand ki saree us par lagti kaise hai....
khair unhe time lagne wala tha....isliye maine sanno se coffy magwai aur tahalte huye colony ka jayza lene laga....
Main(man me)- kya colony ki aourten chutti par hai aur ladkiyan bhi...1 bhi chat ya chajje par nhi dikh rahi....gali me bhi koi nhi...karti kya hai ghar me ghus kar...haatt...
Tabhi mujhe baju wale chajje se aahat sunai di...palat kar dekha to saamne reema thi...haa...wahi reema jise maine nanga dekha tha seema ke sath....
Is waqt reema ek acchi housewife ki tarah full maxi pahne hui thi....seene par dupatra tha..ek lambi choti...aur hath me jhadu....pakka chajja saaf karne aai thi...
Reema chajje par aai aur mujhe dekh kar bhi andekha kar ke apne kaam me lag gai...jhaadu lagate huye wo jhuki to sahi...par dupatta tha to kuch dikhne ka chance hi nhi tha....
Main bhi tahalte huye use chor najron se dekhta raha...par usne ek baar bhi nhi dekha..,par jab wo dusri site jgadu lagane wali thi to usne mujhe thoda dekha par agle hi pal dusri taraf jhuk jar jhadu karne lagi....
Ab isse mujhe toda sukun mila...kyoki uske jhukte hi uski gol-matol gaand ubhar gai....ab is par to dupatta daal nhi sakti thi na...hahaha....
Main(man me)- iski gaand dekh kar controll nhi hota...ye jaldi se jaldi chahiye...par karu kya...kya ise bol du ki seema ke sath maine ise dekha...nhi-nhi...ye to blackmail karna hoga....aur isse mera fayda bhi nhi...kyoki blackmail kar ke choot to mil jaygi...par dil se kuch nhi milega...aur mujhe wahi choot chahiye...jo khud wo aourat ya ladki apne dil se dil khol kar de....golu...intzar kar...aur sahi mouke par chouka maarna...
Khair....reema apna kaam nipta kar nikal gai...saali ne mujhe dekha bhi nhi....main ek baar fir se rashmi ko dekhne ke liye ghoomne laga....
Kuch der baad rashmi apne pati aur bete ke sath nikli...aur use dekhte hi mera dil khush ho gaya...kyoki usne mere pasand ki saree pahni hui thi...
Rashmi bhi mere gate ki taraf dekh rahi thi...sayad mujhe hi dekh rahi ho....fir uski nhigaah uper uthi...aur meri nigaahon se mil gai....
Mujhe dekhte hi usne saree ko touch kiya aur muskura diya...jaise kah rahi ho ki dekh lo...aapki pasand hi hai...
Maine bhi dhyaan se use hath se isara kar diya ki kamaal lag rahi ho...fir wo najre jhuka jar sharma gai aur apne pati ke sath nikal gai...
Main(man me)- aaj meri pasand ki saree pahna di tujhe...kal meri pasand se hi teri saree nikalwauga...just wait nd watch....