Episode#33 (Maha episode)
Birju and Kallu playing with Shipra jain's body
Tabhi achaanak se shipra ko nikunj ki awaaz aati hai... Shipraaaa.... Shipra... wo dekhti hai nikunj uski taraf hi aa raha hai... Yeh dekhkar uski jaan halak me aa jaati hai... Kal raat hi nikunj ne usko bheema ke saath apna muh kaala karte pakda tha aur ab agar usne shipra ko us haal me dekh liya jisme wo abhi hai to wo jaanti thi ab nikunj uski koi baat nahi sunega... Usko apni duniya bikharti si nazar aa rahi thi wahi duniya jisko base abhi bas lagbhag ek mahina hi hua tha....
ab aage...
Nikunj ko apni taraf badhta dekh shipra ke paseene chuttne lagte hai... Haalanki train ki bheed se bhi usko thode bahut paseene aa rahe the par wo to pehle hi apni hawas ki duniya me itni madhosh thi ke kuch hosh hi nahi tha... Paseene aane se uske badan par gira lund ras geela hokar aur jyada chamakne lagta hai...
Shipra mann me sochne lagti hai... anveshi ko wahan kone me galat bitha diya ab to naa mai usko dikh rahi hu naa wo mujhko... aur nikunjji to ab idhar hi aa rahe hai... Please god mujhe bacha lo... Meri duniya basne se pehle hi ujadne se rok lo... Kya kasoor hai mera jo mere saath ye sab ho raha hai... ye Birju kameena kya kam tha khachakhach bheed wali train me mujhko molest kar raha tha jo ab kallu bhi aa dhamka aur aate hi mujhe apne gande doodhras se nehla diya... Please god... Please Nikunjji ko kisi tarah rok lo yahan aane se warna main yahin train ke neeche aakar apni jaan de dungi...
Udhar Nikunj ki awaaz sun haalat to Birju aur kallu ki bhi kharaab hone lagi thi... Wo dono ek doosre ki aankhon me dekh kuch kuch ishaare kar rahe the magar samajh unko bhi nahi aa raha tha ab achaanak se ye situation me kya kara jaaye... Tabhi station par ruki train me kuch aur log chadte hai jagah to pehle hi kam thi phirse dhakka mukki hone lagti hai jiske chalte kallu ko bhi dhakka lagta hai aur wo apne aap apni jagah se aage ko khisakkar us taraf khada ho jaata hai jahan se nikunj aa raha tha... Pehle to shipra ko jarasi jagah se nikunj apni taraf aata dikh raha tha magar kallu ke us taraf khade ho jaane se uska view block ho gaya par iska matlab ye nahi ke nikunj yahan nahi aa paayega... Wo phirse god se prayer karne lagti hai...
Ab Nikunj us taraf se jaise hi thoda sa aage badha usko wahan khade logo ne rok liya aur uske saath chillam chilla shuru kardi...
Train me nikunj se aage khada lamba sa insaan bola... Kya hai be... Dikhta nahi kitni bheed hai aage kyun jaa raha hai...
Nikunj- bhaisahab wo mujhe agle station par utarna hai aur meri wife aur sister udhar hi reh gai hai unke hi paas jaaa raha tha...
Wo lambu bola... Agle par utarna hai to abhi idhar hi khada reh... Abhi 35-40 minutes aur lagega wo station aane me.. aur wahan par gaadi 20-25 minutes rukegi bhi... Tabhi aaram se chala jaaio... Khada reh yahin abhi... Bekar me dhakka mukki kar raha hai... Ek to ye saala pata nahi yehi aakhri train hai kya aajki jo bheed hone par bhi sab isme chadhe jaa rahe hai... Roj issi time issi gadi se safar karta hu lekin aaj to bheed ki hadd ho rakhi hai... Wo insaan bhadakta hua nikunj ko itna sab suna diya...
Nikunj uski baat sun wahin ruk gaya... Us lambe chaude insaan ne usko aage jaane ka raasta tak nahi diya... god ne shipra ki prayer sun li thi aur ab bheed train me aur jyada ho gai thi jiske chalte train me dhakka mukki aur badh gai... waise bhi wo seediyo ke paas se dusre hi compartment ke andar tha aur uski biwi shipra aur behan anveshi seediyo ke paas wale hi compartment me thi jisse unko bheedh ke chalte jyada problem honi thi... Khaas taur par shipra ko anvi to side me window seat par baithi thi and uske or shipra ke beech ka view bhi bheed ne block kar rakha tha... par nikunj ab kuch kar nahi sakta tha… wo khud ko kos raha tha ke kyon itni bheed hone par bhi shipra aur anvi ke saath train me chadh gaya…. Jiska jawaab uske mann ne hi de diya… ghar par to bade daave se bol kar nikla tha ab kabhi waapis nahi aayega toh phir kaise waapis jaata… Nikunj ab khud ko shaant kar apna phone nikaal shipra ko phone milata hai... Apne phone ki awaaz sun shipra kandhe par latke purse ko dekhne lagti hai parantu uska purse to wahan tha hi nahi wo idhar udhar dekhti hai to purse Neeche jameen par gira dikhta hai... Purse uthane ko jaise hi thoda neeche ko jhukti hai uske maathe par birju ka murjhaya hua lauda ghis jaata hai jisme abhi bhi thodi bahut jaan baaki thiii...
Kallu ne to apna lund pant ke andar kar liya tha parantu birju kuch jyada hi kameena nikla... Shipra is waqt pakde jaane ki tension me phirse kuch dhyaan nahi deti aur apna sar aur thoda neeche jhukakar neeche pade purse me haath daal phone nikalti hai... Jab tak wo phone nikalti hai phone cut ho jaata tha... Wo Birju ki taraf bilkul dhyaan nahi deti kyunki woh bhi jaanti thi ye phone nikunj ka hi hoga aur wo kaise bhi karke usko apne paas aane se abhi rokna chhahti thi usko nahi pata tha nikunj yahan nahi aa paa raha hai... Aur isi chakkar me jab shipra phone uthane ko thoda aur neeche jhuki to Birju ka murjhaaya lauda uske maathe par neeche se uppar ko ghis gaya aur uske lund ki tip se shipra ke maathe par teeka lag jaata hai aur phir uppar jaakar shipra jain ki maang me bhare sindoor par jaakar lund ki tip atak gai... Shipra ke maathe par teeke ki tarah ragad khaane se lund phirse thoda gurraya aur abki baar phirse jarasa paani nikal diya jo shipra ki maang me bhare sindoor ke andar jaakar mix hone laga... Ye koi veerya nahi tha balki jhadne ke baad murjhaaye huye lund ki tip se nikalte peshaab ki kuch boonde thi jo ab jaakar shipra ki maang ke sindoor me mix hokar usko geela kar diya jiska pata birju ko bhi tab chala jab shipra phone purse se nikaalkar uppar ko hui... Phone phirse baj utha shipra ne pick kara aur nikunj se baate karne lagi... Idhar birju shipra ko aise dekh muskurane laga... Kuch aisa hua tha jo karne ka birju sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta tha par wo to ab ho chuka tha... Shipra ki maang ke sindoor me mili peshaab ki bundon ke samet ab usme mila sindoor behkar shipra ke sar se uske maathe par aane laga...
Phone par ye sun nikunj yahan nahi aa raha hai aur 35-40 minutes baad jab station aayega tabhi wo idhar aayega shipra andar hi andar bahut khush ho jaati hai wo mann me god ko thanks bol deti hai par dikhawe ke taur par udaasi bhari awaaz nikaal nikunj ko theek hai bol phone rakh deti hai... Udhar train bhi kabki chal padi thi aur ab phirse apni speed pakad li thi... Train se phirse chukk chukk ki awaaze aane lagti hai aur platform se baahar aate hi usme phir pehle jaisi kam roshni ho jaati hai... shipra ki maang se behta sindoor ab uske maathe se hota hua naak ke uppar tak aa gaya tha jisse uske poore maathe par tilak ki tarah ka aakar ban chuka tha jo side me khada kallu bhi dekh paa raha tha... Roshni phirse kam hone ke kaaran aur koi ye nahi dekh paata... aur bheed ke chalte pehle bhi kisi ne dhyaan nahi diya… Ab kallu phirse bekaabu ho jaata hai aur apna lund bahar nikal abki baar shipra ke sar me uski maang ke uppar tika deta hai... Shipra kuch samjahti uske pehle hi lund se thoda sa veerya nikalkar uski maang me bhar jaata hai... Shipra kallu ki taraf jaise hi apna muh ghumati hai wo veerya bhi Birju ke peshaab ke saath behte huye shipra ke sindoor ki line me behne lagta hai aur uske maathe par peshab aur sindoor ke mixture se bane tilak par ek parat ki tarah lipat jaata hai... Shipra ke maathe par laga tilak ab kuch safed kuch laal rang jaisa nazar aane lagta hai...
Shipra- tum dono ne toh saari haddein paar kardi hai aur kallu maine to tumhari jaan bachai thi naa wahan khet me phir bhi tum mere saath ye sab.... chiiiiiiii…. Mujhe to bolte bhi sharam aa rahi hai…. Shipra ka mann to chillane ka ho raha tha par apni izzzat ki parwaah karte huye dheeme se hi boli thi...
Kallu neeche ko jhuk shipra se bolta hai... Agar tum yahan par Birju ke saath wo sab kar sakti ho to maine kya galat kar diya...
Shipra- galat hi to kara hai... Tumne mere saare kapde aur chehra tak kharaab kar diya hai... aur tab bhi mann nahi bhara to ab mere baal me bhi apna wo daal diya... Ab main khud ko saaf kaise karungi... Agar mere aur nikunj ke beech kuch bhi galatphemi hui to tum dono ko main...
Birju usko beech me rokte huye... Arreee areee itni garam naa ho meri jaan... Yahan pehle se hi garmi hai jiske chalte tera badan bhi paseeno me naha rakha hai aur jyada garam hogi toh tera dimaag phat jaana hai... Apni awaaz daba ke rakh warna...
Shipra- haan pata hai warna kya... Ye warna warna karke tumne mujhe yahan apne gande ras se nehla diya hai...
Birju- usko ganda ras nahi lund ka ras bolte hai jisko tere jaisi…. Birju bolte bolte ruk gaya aur aage bola ye sab chhod par ek baat samajh le tera ye haal maine nahi iss kameene kallu ne kara hai... tujhe lund ras se maine nahi is kallu ne nehlaya hai… mujhe to pata tak nahi tha ye yahan par hai... birju shipra se baat karte karte ab usko jaleel bhi karne laga tha jisko shipra bhi mehsoos kar paa rahi thi… Phir birju kallu se bolta hai...
Birju- arre kallu tu... Tu to doosre dabbe me chadha thaa naa phir yahan kaise...
Kallu- haan lekin wahan par toh khada tak hone ki jagah nahi thi to aakhri me chalti gaadi se wahan par utar gaya aur ye dabbe me chadh gaya... Thodi der yahin seediyo par khada hokar andar aane ka raasta dhoondta raha aur jab thoda andar ko aaya to aapko yahan dekha memsaab... aap us waqt yahan par ye kameene birju ka lawda choos rahi thi... hihihihihihi... ye bol wo gandi si muskaan apne chehre par laata hai....
Ye sun shipra aagbabula ho jaati hai aur bolti hai....... main nahi chuus rahi thi isne jabardasti mere muh me daala tha...
Birju- arre arre maine jabardasti kab kari tere saath...
Shipra- aur nahi to kya tumne mujhe blackmail to kara tha naa....
Birju- haan toh blackmail kara tha... Jabardasti thode kara tha... Tu to bahut badi chinaal hai saali bina jabardasti kare bol gai maine jabardasti kari hai.... Birju exact yahi language use karke bola tha...
Shipra- mujhe gaali mat de.... Aur phir kallu se boli.... Tu bhi mujhe bachane se to gaya ulta maze leta raha... aur maine to teri jaan bachane ke khaatir saanp ka jehar bhi chus daala tha jabki wo jehar koi nahi nikaalta tere wahan se.... Shipra bhi gusse me yahi language use kar gai thi... wo ye bolte waqt soch rahi thi maalgaadi me wo thi ye sirf birju ko hi pata hoga kallu ko nahi....
Kallu- main kya karta... wo scene hi aisa tha memsaheb aapko aise dekh main khud ko rok nahi paaya aur aagosh me aakar aapke jisam par hi apna ras nikal baitha.... Kallu aage bola... Sach keh raha hu memsaheb jab kal aapne meri jaan bachai to maine bhi aapse kara waada nibhaane ki kasam khaai thi lekin mere laude ne mera saath nahi diya... saala kal se dard kar raha tha aur ab aapko dekh apna aapa kho baitha.... par aap phikar naa karo memsaheb aapki izzat ye kallua ke rehte kharaab nahi ho sakti...
Shipra- jaise tumne dekha aur bhi kuch musaafiro ne mujhe dekh liya hoga... Hunnnnnn....
Kallu- aisa nahi hai memsaheb... Jab maine aapko birjuwa ka apne muh me bhar chhuste huye dekha tha to kisi ki nazar aap ki taraf nahi thi... phir main bhi aapko gher kar khada ho gaya jisse peeche waalo ko kuch naa dikh sake... Uppar se yahan ki bulb bhi kharaab hai aur gaadi ke chalne ke shor me yahan khade logo ko apni aapas ki baat sun jaye woh hi bahut hai aap ko kaun dekhega jo suitcase par baithi hone par thoda dur se kisi ko dikh tak nahi rahi ho...
Kallu ne shipra ko apni kahani suna uske sawaalo ke jawaab to de diye the par hakeekat kuch aur hi thi... Darasal hua yeh tha ke kallu jab apne dabbe me chadh chuka tha to uske baad wahan se usne shipra ko yaha train ki taraf aate dekha aur last me apne dabbe se utarkar yahan chadh gaya kyunki usko pata tha birju bhi yahin par safar kar raha hai... hallanki iske dabbe me itni bhi bheed nahi thi jitni wo bata raha tha par usko jalan hone lagi thi birju ki kismat se... wo nahi chhata tha akela Birju shipra jain ke maze le aur phir ye dabbe me chadte hi paas me usko shipra mil gai khadi hui jyada aage wo aisi bheed me khud bhi nahi jaa paata... Kallu jab thoda andar ko aaya tha to usne birju ko shipra se sat kar khade dekh liya tha... wo chupchaap kisi tarah aakar suitcase ke side ki taraf khada hokar baaki sabka view block kar diya tha... usne birju ki Shipra ke saath chumma chaati bhi dekhi thi... aur wo shaks baithne ke baad jisse shipra ki kamar takarai thi wo kallu hi tha... apni awaaz badalkar jawaab diya tha is samay usne taaki usko birju aur shipra me se koi naa pehchaan paaye... par jyada der wo khudko control nahi kar paaya aur shipra ke saamne khudko laa diya...
Shipra ko bhi uski kahani hajam nahi hui thi... wo bhi uski baat sunkar samajh gai thi ye jhoonth bol raha hai aur ab usko andar hi andar darr bhi lag raha tha... Phir bhi wo himmat batorkar bolti hai...
Shipra- dekho tum dono ne jo karna tha kar liya mere saath par ab main apne pati ke saamne kaise jaaungi is haal me.... Aur humko to agle station par hi utarna bhi hai...
Kallu- memsaheb agla station to aane wala hai takreeban 20- 25 minutes me.... Par aap daro mat kuch nahi hoga... Hum dono kuch karte hain...
Ye bol kallu birju ki taraf dekhta hai aur usko aankh maar deta hai... Kallu shipra ke side me tha toh usko ye pata nahi lagta... Aankh maarne par Birju samajh jaata hai kya karna hai aur wo shipra ko bolta hai...
Birju- shipraji... Ab aap suitcase se uth jaao aur thodi tedhi hokar aise khade ho jaako jisse Kallu aapke peeche aa jaaye...
Shipra- par tum dono karoge kyaa... Abki baar kallu bola...
Kallu- memsaheb bharosa rakho humpar... Jo bol rahe hain wo karogi to tumhara poora badan aur blouse saaf ho jaayega... tumhara pati shak karna chhahega tab bhi uske haath kuch nahi lagega...
Shipra ko samajh to nahi aa raha tha kya hone waala hai magar station jyada dur nahi hai ye kaaran se wo suitcase se uth jaati hai... Kallu turant suitcase ko thoda side kar deta hai jisse us side khada shaks chilla uthta hai... Aaeeeyyyy kya karte ho tum log... Suitcases darasal uske ghutne me lag gaya tha...
Kallu- maaf karna bhai... Jagah kam thi to galati se ho gaya...
Ab wo shaks bhi jyada kuch nahi bolta aur chupchaap muh doosri taraf kar khada ho jaata hai.... Suitcase sarka kar jabardasti jo jagah kallu ne banai thi wahan wo khud ghus jata hai... Khade hote hi shipra ab undono ke beech phas jaati hai hilne ko bilkul jagah nahi thi...
Shipra- ab kya karoge tum... Aise to jagah aur kam ho gai... mujhse khada bhi nahi hua jaa raha...
Birju- jagah chhod meri jaan... Jaise khadi hai khadi reh aur hum jo karenge chupchap karne de... Meri guarantee hai tere badan par hamare lawde ke maal ka ek katra bhi nahi rahega.... Birju aisi hi cheap language me shipra ko bola...
Birju ab apne hont aage badhata hai aur shipra ke honto par rakh unko chumta hai... Phir Apni jeebh nikaal uske honto par pherta hai... Shipra usko rokna chhah rahi thi par tabhi usko peeche apni gardan ke paas kandhe par kallu ki jeebh ragadti hui mehsoos hoti hai... Kallu apni jeebh shipra jain ke nange kandhe par pher wahan gira veerya usme bhar kar chaat jaata hai... chattttttttt ki awaaz shipra jain ke kano me aati hai... Ab Birju apni jeebh shipra ke chehre par pherta hai aur wahan laga veerya usme bharkar chhat jaata hai... Chatttt... Shipra wo awaaz sun phir madhosh hone lagti hai... Himmat jutakar wo bolti hai...
Shipra- ye sab aap dono kya kar rahe ho... Shipra ab phirse undono ko aap karke pukaarne lagi thi...
Birju- yahi ek tareeka hai meri jaan jisse kam time me tere badan aur kapdo par laga maal saaf ho sakta hai...
Shipra itraate huye boli... Main koi aapki jaan nahi hu.... baar baar aise mat bolo mujhko...
Birju- jaan nahi to kya tu meri raand hai....
Shipra madhoshi me jaroor thi par ye sun chounk jaati hai... Peeche se kallu ab kandha chhatne ke baad uski peeth par aa gaya tha.. kallu thoda sa peeche ko jhukkar uski gardan ke neeche ke hisse par apna muh laga wahan laga khudka hi lund ras chhat jaata hai... Phirse chatttt ki awaaz shipra ke kaano me jaati hai aur wo phir madhosh hone lagti hai...
Birju- bata naa saali tu meri jaan hai ya raand......
Ab Birju aage se apna muh aage kar shipra ke maathe par lage uske tilaknuma sindoor me mila veerya apni jeebh se shipra ke maathe se hata deta hai... Par tabhi usko yaad aata hai sindoor chaatne se gala kharaab ho jaayega... Birju ab apne muh se thook nikalta hai aur usko apne haath me daalta hai... Uski jeebh par laga sindoor aur veerya ka saara mixture uski hatheli par aa jata hai... Birju ab wo mixture shipra ke kandhe par latke saree ke pallu par mal deta hai aur ab wahan lagi pin khol pallu ko hatakar neeche gira deta hai... Pallu jagah kam hone se jameen par to nahi girta par uski kamar tak jaakar undono ke beech latak jaata hai... Ab shipra jain sirf blouse me Birju se chipki khadi thi... Peeche se kallu aur thoda jhukkar shipra ki peeth aur blouse chhatne ki koshish karta hai tabhi uske peeche khada insaan usko bolta hai... Seedha khade raho... Bheedh me bhi aaram se nahi khade ho sakte tum... Baar baar hile jaa rahe ho...
Kallu- arre birjuwa... Peeche se to aur nahi ho paayega...
Birju- abee kara hi kya hai tune... Abhi to sab bacha hai... Iska sirf chehra hi saaf hua hai...
Kallu- arre nahi birjuwa... maine ye haseen memsaheb ki gardan aur nanga kandha bhi to chaata hai... hehehehehe...
Shipra ye sun ab gussa hone ki jagah sharmane lagti hai... Par Birju bola... Usse kya hota hai abhi to meri ye raand ki poori kamar baaki hai jo tere maal se sani hui iski blouse me dhaki padi hai...
Kallu- ab to ek aakhri tareeka hi bacha hai tu aage se apne haath peeche laakar iski kamar saaf kar aur main apne haath aage le jataa hu...
Shipra- ek minute... Jara mujhe bhi batao ab kya karne waale ho...
Kallu shipra ki baat ko ansuna kar peeche se seedha khade khade apne haath ko shipra ki kamar tak laata hai aur uski sareee ke pallu ko side karke jaldi se blouse ki ek doori(knot) kheench deta hai...
Shipra- ye kyaaaaaaaaa.... mera blouse.... mera blouse mat kholo please... Maine andar aur kuch nahi pehana hai...
Kallu- kyaaaa.... memsaab aap apne ye mote mote thano ko shameez ka sahara nahi deti... humko to laga wahan mandir me bheema ke chalte aap aisa blouse pehni hongi jisme bra nahi thi aur aapke ye mote mote kabootar saaf nazar aa rahe thee… kallu chounkte huye bola…. Wo saari baate lagbhag shipra ke kaan ke paas apna muh laakar hi bol raha tha...
Shipra kallu ke iss gande sawaal ka koi jawaab nahi deti wo chupchap waise hi bina kuch bole khadi rehti hai... Ab wo shameez ka matalab jaanti thi toh acche se samajh gai thi kallu uski bra ki baat kar raha hai...
Birju- bata de naa humko bhi meri jaan tune apni shameez kyu nikaal rakhi hai… Ya main bata du.... Hehehehehe...
Kallu ko birju ki baat samajh aai ya nahi ye to pata nahi parantu abhi wo aise hi react kar raha tha ke usko kuch nahi samajh aaya ho...
Shipra baat ko badalti hui boli... wo sab rehne do tumko usse kya matlab par mera blouse mat nikaalo please...
Birju- aur koi tareeka nahi hai meri jaan... Hame ye karna hi hoga.... Warna teri blouse ke andar gaya hamara maal saaf nahi ho paayega... Kya tu chhahti hai nikunj tujhe iss haal me dekhe...
Idhar birju ye baat bol raha tha aur usi beech peeche se kallu shipra ke blouse ki doosri aur aakhiri doori(knot) bhi khol deta hai... Shipra ki blouse peeche se sirf do doori se hi bandhi thi… Shipra ke haath uski body se bilkul sate hue the aur peeche kallu bhi usse chipka hi hua tha jisse blouse apne aap nikalkar neeche nahi gir paata.... Knot khulne ka pata lagte hi shipra chounk jaati hai... Aur nooooooo wo itna hi boli thi ke birju apne hont aage karke shipra jain ke honto par bhida deta hai aur uski awaz baahar aane se pehle hi ruk jaati hai...
To be continued......
