EPISODE – 42
Ab zoya bina kuch bole coffee ko cups me karti hai aur tray ready karke baahar jaane lagti hai… tabhi usko ek parchaai kitchen ke baahar se waapis hall ki taraf jaati dikhti hai… ye dekh zoya ghabra jaati hai…
Zoya mann me… ohhh goddd… kaun tha wo… kahiin hamari baate toh nahi sunli… kahin birju ka dost nikunj to nahi….
Ab aage...
Yahi sab sochte huye Zoya awasthi kitchen se baahar hall ki taraf coffee tray lekar badh jaati hai tabhi usko nikunj washroom ki taraf jaata dikhta hai... zoya ki nazar nikunj ki pant par jaati hai uske lund ka aakar dekh zoya ko lagne lagta hai jaroor nikunj hi tha kitchen gate ke paas... Ye sochte sochte zoya coffee tray lekar hall me aa jaati hai...
Wahan abhi bas Shipra aur anveshi hi baithe the aur dono chupchaap baithe the... Shipra zoya ko dekhte hi ek kutil muskaan deti hai jisko dekhkar zoya confuse hone lagti hai ye aise kyu muskura rahi hai kahin ye to nahi thi wo shaks jisne kitchen ke baahar khada hokar meri aur birju ki baatein suni... Zoya coffee tray wahin rakh deti hai... Aur main abhi snacks lekar aati hu aisa bolkar waapis kitchen ki taraf mud jaati hai... Wo kitchen me jaakar birju ko sab batane ka sochi thi par wahan jaakar dekhti hai Birju apna lund baahar nikale khada tha aur mutth maarne me laga tha...
Zoya- ye kya kar rahe ho birjuji...
Birju- saali raand Birjuji mat bol meri jaan birju bol... Birju mutth maarte huye apne hosh khone laga tha...
Ab zoya kuch samajh paati uske pehle hi Birju uski kalaai pakadkar apne lund ko uski mutthi me de deta hai... Zoya ke haath me lund aate hi wo uchal padti hai... Birju ka lund iss samay bahut garam ho rakha tha... Zoya turant hi apna haath peeche kheench leti hai aur lagbhag chidti hui bolti hai...
Zoya- Birju maine kaha to tha thoda sabar karo raat me pilaungi tumhari birju special coffee... Idhar meri saanse ataki hui hai magar tumko to meri kuch padi hi nahi hai... Tum bhi Raman ki hi tarah nikle jisko bas apni pyaas bujhaane se matlab hai….
Birju- ye tu kya bol rahi hai meri zoya rani…. tu jaanti hai main raman ki tarah swarthi nahi hu… Birju abhi bhi mutth maar raha tha…
Zoya- wo toh tumhari harkat dekh saaf saaf dikh raha hai… tumhe pata bhi hai thodi der pehle jo bhi kitchen me hua wo baahar khada koi sun raha tha...
Ye sunte hi Birju ki saari hawas khatam ho jaati hai…uska lund par chalta haath ruk jaata hai aur wo zoya awasthi ko dekhta hua poocha... Kaun tha woh...
Zoya- maaloom nahi magar ye to pakka hai Jin teeno ko tum mehmaan banakar laaye ho unme se koi tha kyuni raman to aslam ke paas gaye hai…
Birju- tu tension naa le meri jaan... Jo bhi hoga hamara kya bigaad lega...
Zoya- agar usne Raman ko bata diya toh mera kya hoga...
Birju- aisa kuch nahi hoga main jaakar dekhta hu...
Zoya- haan tum jaakar pata lagao... aur tab tak main apni dress badalkar aati hu... Tumhare liye pehni thi magar tumhara wo guest nikunj mujhe bahut gandi nazaro se ghoor raha tha...
Birju- tu hai hi itni khoobsurat meri jaan ke kisi ko bhi apni tarf ghoorne par majboor karde... aur ye dress me to tera koi jawaab nahi... aur tu apna wo chumban kyu bhool rahi hai jo tune welcome karte time nikunj ko diya tha tabhi to wo bhi apni itni haseen biwi ko bhool tujhe ghoor raha tha...
Zoya- ohhhhh... to tumko uski biwi haseen lagti hai...
Birju- ye sab chhod aur jaldi jaakar apni dress change kar tab tak main hall me jaata hu bechaare wo teeno akele bor ho rahe honge aur phir Raman bhi aslam ko lekar aata hi hoga...
Birju ab kuch snacks lekar hall me chala jaata hai aur zoya apni dress change karne ki khaatir apne bedroom ki taraf jaane lagti hai tabhi uski nazar raaste me washroom ki taraf jaati hai jiska gate thoda open tha... washroom dekh usko yaad aata hai nikunj wahin gaya thaa… Zoya washroom ke paas jaakar andar jhaankti hai to usko nikunj apna lund haath me pakde hilata hua dikhta hai...
Nikunj- aaahhhh... Kya maal hai ye birju ki bhabhi... Ohhhh... Jaise usne mere honto ko chooma kaash waise hi mere lund ko bhi uske honton ka sparsh mil paata... Nikunj mutth maarte huye ye sab bol raha tha magar is baat se anjaan tha uski ye harkat aur baate zoya ko bhi dikh sun rahi hai...
Udhar sara awasthi ka room kitchen ke bilkul barabar me tha jiske chalti wahan hui baate aslam khan sun chukka tha... usko saari baatein to samajh nahi aai thi par ab wo itna toh samajh chukka tha ye dono ke beech jaroor koi bahut badi khichadi pak rahi hai… zoya aur birju par shak to usko pehle se hi tha kyunki usne aksar birju ko uske bhai raman ke naa hone par yahan aate dekha tha… tabhi aslam ka phone vibrate hone lagta hai jo uske pajaame ki pocket me tha… aslam phone nikaalkar dekhta hai to uspar Raman maalik calling likha aa raha tha…
ye dekhte hi ek baar phir aslam darne lagta hai... uske paseene chuutne lagte hai… wo kabhi phone ki screen dekhta toh kabhi wahin bed par abhi tak behosh padi sara awasthi ko… phone thodi der vibrate hota hai aur phir cut jaata hai...
Aslam mann me- kyaa karun maalik ka phone uthaya to kya bataunga kahan par hu… aur nahi uthaya to maalik kya sochenge itni raat ko main kahan chala gaya… kahin mujhe kaam se naa nikaal de… phir jaise hi uski nazar dubara se sara par padti hai… wo sochta hai ab yahan se baaahar jaane ka raasta toh mil nahi raha… abhi kuch nahi ho sakta abhi yahin rukta hu… thodi der baad jab ye sab so jaayenge tabhi ghar se baahar jaa paunga… tab tak ye saali akdu nakchadhi sara awasthi ke badan ka mazaa lootta hu….
Aslam abhi ye soch hi raha tha tabhi phirse uska phone vibrate hone lagta hai… phirse raman maalik calling likha aa raha tha… abki baar aslam bina dare phone ko bed par phenk deta hai aur sara awasthi ko phirse taadne lagta hai… phone thodi der vibrate hokar cut jaata hai… tabhi aslam ke lund me achaanak se dard hone lagta hai….
Aslam mann me… saala ye moot bhi bahut der se rok rakha hai ab aur jyaada nahi rok sakta… par karu kya baahar bhi nahi jaa sakta sab hall me hi honge… Tabhi usko wahin room me ek bottle rakhi dikhti hai….
Udhar Washroom ke baahar se zoya jhaankar nikunj ki saari harkate dekh rahi thi… usko apne baare me soch mutth maarte dekh zoya ko gussa aane laga tha… uska mann kar raha tha abhi andar jaaaye aur de nikunj ke gaal par ek thappad ghumakar… par wo aisa nahi karti aur baahar se jhaankkar nikunj ki harkate dekhna aur sunna jaari rakhti hai…
Ab nikunj aage bolta hai… meri biwi shipra bahut haseen aur jawaan hai par ye birju ki bhabi ke saamne wo bhi kuch nahi… naam bhi kya mast hai zoya…aaaahhhh…. ohhhh….. saala naam ki tarah uske honth bhi acche aur mulayam hai aur gud ki tarah bahut meethe bhi hai… saala pata nahi kya jaadu kar diya hai usne mere par kitni der ho gai ye lund naa to baith raha hai aur naa hi maal nikaaaal raha hai… nikunj mutth maarte huye ye sab badbadata jaa raha tha…
wo iss baat se anjaan tha jiske naam par wo mutth maar raha wo haseena uski harkat dekh aur uski baath sun rahi hai… tabhi uske lund ka baandh toot jaata hai aur veerya ek sailab ki tarah baahar nikalne lagta hai… nikunj apna saara veerya wahin toilet me baha deta hai aur apne kapde theek karne lagta hai… ye dekhte hi zoya bhi samajh jaati hai ab ye baahar aane wala hai… wo wahin side me hokar chhup jaati hai… tabhi nikunj baahar nikalta hai aur hall ki taraf chala jaata hai…
Zoya ne usko mutth maarte dekha tha aur saath hi uske lund ko bhi wo nikunj ke lund ka aakar dekh thoda hairaan thi kyunki sirf birju ka hi nahi balki uska lund bhi zoya ke pati raman se bada tha… ye dekh zoya ke mann me aaane lagta hai ek uski hi kismat kharaab hai jiske chale usko chhote lund waala pati mila hai… aur ab zoya kuch soch apni dress change nahi karti balki same dress me waapis hall ki taraf chali jaati hai jahan par iss waqt shipra aur anveshi ke saath birju aur nikunj bhi baithe the aur sab coffee ka aanand le rahe the… zoya ke wahan jaate hi sabse pehle nikunj uski coffee ki taareef me bolta hai….
Nikunj- waaahhh bhabi kya coffee banai hai aapne… sahi me special coffee hai aisi coffee maine aaj tak nahi pee…
Zoya samajh rahi thi nikunj usko line maar raha hai kyunki coffee me kuch alag nahi tha aur abhi abhi wo washroom me nikunj ki harkat aur uski baate sunkar aai thi jisse koi bhi ye samajh sakta hai…. wo muskurate huye nikunj ko thanks bolkar apne baithne ko jagah dekhne lagti hai…. table ki ek side me teen chairs thi jahan pehli chair par shipra uske barabar me nikunj aur last chair khaali thi… Birju doosri side wali corner chair par baitha tha aur us taraf ki last chair par shipra ke saamne ki taraf anveshi baithi thi… wahan wo beech ki chair khaali thi… zoya jaakar nikunj ke barabar ki khaali chair par baith jaati hai jo birju ko thoda ajeeb lagta hai… sabse ajeeb usko ye laga tha zoya gai to thee dress change karne but itni jaldi waapis aa gai wo bhi same dress me…. zoya ko apne bagal me baitha dekh nikunj ke andar kuch kuch hone lagta hai…
Udhar Sara ke room ko aslam ko apni samasya ka hal mil gaya tha… uski nazar wahin room me dressing table par rakhi ek bottle par pad chuki thi… aslam ab table ke paas jaakar bottle uthata hai aur uske chehre par ek bahut hi gandi muskaan aa jaati hai… ye wahi bottle thi jisse sara awasthi subah uthne par paani peeti thi… wo raat ko yahi bottle me paani bharkar rakhti thi aur jaroorat padne par raat me bhi ye bottle ka paani pee leti thi… aur subah uthkar jab wo bottle se paani peeti hai us waqt uski aankhein bhi poori tarah se khuli nahi hoti hain…
ye sab baate aslam jaanta tha aur sabse badi baat ye bottle mineral water bottle ki tarah transparent nahi thi… ab aslam aur jyaada control nahi kar paa raha tha wo bottle kholta hai to kya dekhta hai bottle to aadhi se jyaada khaali hai usme bas thoda sa hi paani hai… wo samajh jaata hai raman ke sara ko doodh me behoshi ki dawai milakar dene se sara awasthi ko bottle me paani bharne ka mauka nahi mil paaya…
Aslam apna lund baahar nikalta hai aur bottle ko neeche karke uske andar lund ko daal deta hai… bottle ka muh thoda bada aur chouda tha jisse lund aasani se andar chala jaata hai aur phir aslam khud ko dheela chhod deta hai… turant peshaab ki ek phuwaar nikalti hai aur bottle ke andar jaane lagti hai… aslam ka peshaab bottle ki side me jaakar wahan se behte huye bottle me pade thode se paani me jaakar milne lagta hai jisse kisi tarah ki koi awaaz bhi nahi hoti… aslam bahut der tak moootta hai jisse bottle uske peshaab se almost poori bhar jaati hai… jab wo apna lauda bottle se baahar nikalta hai dekhta hai uska peshaab wo do litre ki bottle ko almost poora bhar diya hai… aslam bottle ka dhakkan laga usko wahin dressing par rakh deta hai….
Aslam mann me hanste huye… meri akdu nakchadi Sara ab jab tu subah uthkar ye bottle ko apne muh se lagayegi to tere pet me paani nahi balki mera ganda badboodar peshaab jaayega…. hahahahaha….
Phir aslam bed par padi sara ke kareeb jaata hai aur khud se dheere se bolta hai… ye akdu nakchadi ko apna maal se nehla diya par abhi mazaa nahi aaya… jis kaam ko aaya tha to wo to hua hi nahi… aslam ab apne dono haatho ko sara ki taraf le jaata hai aur uski dono chuchiyon ko apne haatho me bhar daba deta hai… ab wo kapdo ke uppar se hi sara ki chuchiyon ko dabane lagta hai… aahhhh… oohhh… halki si awaaz aslam ke muh se aati hai…
Aslam mann me… kya mulaayam mast chuchak hai is nakchadi ke… mann to kar raha hai iske kapde phaadkar ye choochak nange kardu aur jor jor se apni mutthi me bhar masaldu… parantu jab bina kapde phaade kaam ho sakta hai toh bekar me aisa kaahe karna…
Aslam sara ke kapde ko thoda side me kar uske dono choochak baahar nikal leta hai aur unko apni mutthi me bhar jor jor se bheenchne lagta hai… aslam itni berahmi se sara ki choochi bheenchh raha the ke behosh sara ke muhh se bhi aaaaaahhhhhhhh ki halki si siskaari nikal jaati hai…. ye dekh aslam ko hosh aata hai aur wo apne haath sara ke choochak se hata leta hai… jaise hi wo hath hatata hai usko sara ki choochiyon par apne haatho ke nishaan dikhte hai… ab aslam ek baar phir se ghabra jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ab aisa kya kare jisse ye nishaan sara ki chuchiyon par se hat jaaye parantu lund se sochte time dimag kahan chalta hai wahi iss waqt aslam ke saath ho raha tha...
Udhar table par baithne ke baad zoya poochti hai… kya aur kisi ko meri coffee acchi nahi lagi… aisa poochne par shipra bhi bol deti hai coffee acchi hai but usko coffee kuch khaas nahi lagi thi aur naa hi nikunj ka zoya ki bani coffee ki taareef karna… ab birju baaton ki shuruwaat karta hai…
Birju- nikunj yaar teri biwi ki tarah meri bhabi bhi alag samudai ki hai… ye bhi Shipraji ki tarah singh hai… shaadi se pehle inka bhi naam zoya singh tha jaise shipraji pehle shipra singh thi… aur ab ye mere bhai se shaadi ke baad zoya sing se zoya awasthi ban gai theek usi tarah jaise teri biwi shipra singh se shipra jain ban gai hai…
Nikunj uski baat sunkar thoda surprise hota hai aur mann me sochta hai tabhi main sochu ye bandi meri biwi ko khoobsurati ke maamle me takkar kaise de rahi hai… ab wo bolta hai…
Nikunj- dekh yaar birju ye caste wagairah me main nahi manta tu to jaanta hi hai…
Birju- abe main tere waste thode bola tha…. main to shipraji ke waste bola tha... dekh raha hu jab se yahan aai hai thoda gum sum si hai… shaayad khud ko alag mehsoos kar rahi ho toh maine socha bata du… meri bhabhi aur teri biwi ko aapas me thoda accha feel hoga… kyun shipraji maine theek bola…
Abhi tak chupchaap unki baate sun rahi shipra ko ab bolna padta hai aur wo haan me sar hila deti hai par usne saaf taur par dekha tha nikunj ke chehre ki us khushi ko jo zoya ki baat sunkar uske chehre par aai thi… udhar ab zoya bhi apna kaam shuru kar deti hai… wo apna ek haath table ke neeche se nikunj ke ghutne par le jaati hai aur wahan ghumane lagti hai…. nikunj thoda surprise hokar zoya ko dekhta hai toh sabki nazar bachaakar wo nikunj ko aankh maar deti hai…
Nikunj mann me… yaar aaj to lottery lag gai… pehle mujhe seedha lipkiss kar diya aur ab chedd rahi hai… ye to saaf saaf signal de rahi hai… agar tu theek se chala to ho sakta hai yahan se jaane ke pehle thoda bahut iske badan ka sukh bhi mil jaaye…
Ab zoya apne haath ko ghutne se aage badhakar nikunj ki jhaang tak laati hai…. zoya ke touch karne se ek baar phir nikunj ka lauda jaagne laga tha… nikunj ke mann me khalabali mach gai thi... zoya awasthi beech hall me chair par baithi sabse nazre bachakar usko seduce kar rahi thi… kya hoga jab zoya yahin baithe baithe nikunj ka lund apne hath me pakad legi… kya Shipra ko ye sab pata lag paayega aur agar aisa hua to wo kya karegi… kya aslam apne maksad me kaamyab ho paayega... ye sab jaanenge agli kadi me… abhi ke liye itna hi…
To be continued….
