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Awesome update BhaiUpdate - 44
GOLU BHAI KE GHAR ME.......
Is waqt sania kichen me kuch kaam kar rahi thi...jabki shoaib apne room me apne bete sunny ke sath khelne me laga hua tha....
Ki tabhi doorbell baji aur jaise hi sania ne gate khola to uski aankho me chamak aa gai....kyoki saamne uska yaar....uska asli mard golu khada hua tha...
Golu- kya haal hai meri soni...
Sania(sharma kar)- bas aapke intzaar me tadap rahi thi.....aap chhod kar jo bhaag gaye the....
Golu(gaal sahla kar)- oh ho...to meri jaan mere jaane se dukhi thi.....hmm.......to aao...abhi tadap mita dete hai....
Ye bol kar golu aage bada aur sania ki fronk ki tarah dress ko uper utha kar sania ki jaagh sahlane laga.....
Sania ne is waqt ek fronk ki tarah dress pahni hui thi.....jo uski jaagho tha thi....aur aadhi jaaghe dikh bhi rahi thi....
( Asal me ab sania bindaas morden dress pahanti thi....halaki shoaib ne use toka bhi tha....par sania usi par gussa ho gai....aur bol diya ki golu ji ko ye pasand hai...aur wo chahte hai ki main ise pahnu....to agar koi paresaani hai to golu ji se bolo....
Aur shoaib me itni dam kaha ki wo golu ke faisle par ungli uthaaye...kyoki use ye to lagne hi laga tha ki ab uski biwi bhi golu ji ka hi support karti hai....aur karti bhi kyo na....aakhir unhi ki wajah se to wo sab itni aaraamdayak jindgi jee rahe the....isliye shoaib ne khamosh rahna hi theek samjha...)
Sania(pichhe ho kar)- are....aap pahle fresh ho jaiye...main tab tak coffy bana deti hu....fir to sab aapka hi hai....
Golu(muskura kar)- fresh baad me.....tum coffy le aao...tab tak main yahi baithta hu....
Fir golu sofe par baith kar TV dekhne laga....aur sania coffy banane nikal gai....
Khair....kareeb 20 minute baad....jab shoaib apne room se hall me aaya....to usne dekha ki sania sofe par baithi hui hai....par use golu kahi nhi dikha....
Shoaib(man me)- golu ji to kahi dikh hi nhi rahe....to fir aaya koun tha....doorbell to baji thi.....
Shoaib ne kuch der tak charo taraf dekha....aur sochta raha ki sania se puchu ki nhi....aur fir usne sania se puch hi liya....
Shoaib- are sania.....golu ji nhi aaye....
Sania(bina dekhe)- aa gaye....
Shoaib- kaha hai...
Sania(palat kar)- yahi to hai....mere paas sofe par lete huye hai....
Shoaib- lete hai...kya hua unhe...
Sania- kuch nhi....bas thoda sir bhari hai....to main malish kar rahi hu....accha...sunny so gaya kya...
Shoaib- haa....ab mujhe bhi khana....
Sania(beech me)- thoda ruko....
Sania ki baat sun kar shoaib khamosh rah gaya...aur apni wheelchair ko ludkate huye dining table tak pahuch gaya....
Dining table us sofe ke pichhe ki taraf thi...jis par golu aur sania the....aur waha se shoaib sirf apni biwi ka sir dekh pa raha tha.....jabki use golu bilkul bhi nhi dikh raha tha.....
Yaha golu aaraam se sania ki god me sir rakhe leta hua tha....jabki sania ki fronk uski kamar tak chadi thi....aur uski panty me kasi hui choot golu ke sir me dawi hui thi....
Sania(dheere se)- fresh nhi hona....
Golu- baad me.....abhi kuch aur mood hai....
Sania(muskura kar)- janti hu ki aapka mood kis tarah ka ho raha hai.....
Golu- janti ho to chup raho na....
Sania- par shoaib yahi hai...theek humare pichhe....
Golu- tumhe uski padi hai ki meri....
Sania- aapki....par wo mera souhar hai....thoda to...
Golu(beech me)- ssshhh.....
Shoaib door se sania ke honth chalte dekh raha tha....aur use halki fusfusahat bhi sunaai de rahi thi...jo uske dil me sawaal paida kar rahi thi....
Shoaib- sania....kya hua....golu ji so gaye kya....
Sania- huh...haa...wo aankhe band kiye lete hai......saayad kuch der me so jaaye....main wahi puch rahi thi.....tum thoda ruko....deti hu khana....
Golu(dheere se)- ye sala hamesha tokta hai....ab to saale ko khana tabhi milega jab mera dil karega...
Sania(dheere se)- aap kyo gussa karte hai...chhodiye use...aap aaraam kijiye....
Golu- ab aaraam bahut hua..kuch aur karna hai...
Sania- umm...matlab...nhi....yaha...aah....plz....
Golu- sshhh...chup raho bas...
Asal me golu sir ghuka kar let gaya tha aur apna muh sania ki panty me kasi choot par laga diya tha....jisse sania machal uthi thi.....
Golu ne badi aasaani se apne aapko sofe par aise adjyst kiya ki ab sania ki panty me chhupi choot golu ke muh ke bilkul paas thi....
Fir golu ne sania ko dono taage failane ko bola....to saniya ne ek taag sofe par failai aur dusri ko sofe ke neeche latka diya...aur sofe ke dirhane hath laga kar baith gai....
Sania ki taage failte hi golu ne apna muh khola aur sania ki choot ko panty samet muh me bhar ka choos diya....jisse sania ka badan kaamp utha....jo shoaib ko saaf-saaf dikh gaya....
Shoaib- kya hua sania...tum kaamp kyo rahi ho....
Sania(sambhal kar)- kaamp rahi....nhi to...wo....wo to golu ji ka sir hai na god me....aur wo hole...to thoda...uumm....kuch nhi....tum ruko thoda....
Shoaib ne sania ki baat to sun li thi...par kahi na kahi use thoda shaq ho raha tha....isliye wo wheelchair aage le jane ki sochne laga...
Par tabhi usne ye bhi socha...ki agar wakai sania ki baat sahi nikli...to uski najron me fir se meri ijjat giregi....wo fir kahegi ki main shaqi insaan hu....apni biwi oar yakeen nhi karta.....nhi....main yahi theek hu....
Yaha shoaib apne aapko samjha raha tha...to waha sania apne jishm me uth rahi garmi ko samjhane me lagi thi....
Sania janti thi ki agar usne khul kar siski maar di...tab to shoaib yaha aa hi jayga....aur golu ji ke maze me khalal padega.....aur sania golu ka maza kharaab nhi karna chahti thi...isliye shoaib ki taraf peeth kar ke apne hontho ko dawaaye siskiya dawa rahi thi....
Wahi golu ko kisi ki parwaah nhi thi....wo to sania ki choot ko jee bhar kar chois raha tha....
Golu ke muh me rahne se sania ki choot bhi ab paagal ho rahi thi...aur usne pani bahana suru bhi kar diya tha.....wahi golu ka lubd bhi kadak hona suru ho chuka tha.......
Yaha shoaib ko baar-baar sania ke badam me halchal dikh rahi thi...jise dekh kar uske dil ki dhadkane badne lagi thi....par uska dimaag abhi bhi use paas jane se rok raha tha....
Saayad shoaib ko sania ke sath-sath golu bhai ka khouff bhi tha...ki agar kahi golu bhai ko ye laga ki main un par shaq kar raha hu....to wo naraaj ho kar use ghar se jane ka na bol de.....
Kyoki koi bhi insaan ye kabhi bardaast nhi kar sakta...ki jiski wo saari jaroorte puri kar raha hai....wahi us par shaq kare....
Isliye shoaib ne unki taraf dekhna band kar diya aur apni aankhe saamne chal rahi TV ki taraf kar di.....
Wahi golu ne sania ki choot ko itna choisa tha ki choot ko dhakne wali panty choot ke pani aur golu ke thookh se puri geeli ho chuki thi....
To golu ruka aur usne sania ko kuch isara kiya.....to sania ne jhat se apni dono taage sofe ke neeche latkaai aur thoda khadi ho kar bapis baith gai....
Aur fir se usi tarah se taage faila kar baith gai jaise ki pahle baithi thi....aur ye sab hote huye shoaib me dekh liya tha....par use samjh me nhi aa raha tha ki sania uthi kyo...aur uth gai thi to bapis baith kyo gai....
Asal me sania apni panty utaarne uthi thi....aur ab uski geeli nangi choot golu ke muh me dawi hui thi...aur sania ke dono hath golu ke sir ko sahla rahe the....jise dekh kar shoaib bol hi pada....
Shaoib- kya hua sania....sab theek hai na.....
Sania- huh...haa...ab sab theek hai....tum thodi der aur ruko....bas ho hi gaya...
Shoaib- kya ho gaya....
Sania- are wo....wo golu ji ki garden ki nas masal rahi hu....unhe takleef ho rahi thi....mai bas wahi kar rahi...uumm...aaraam se....
Yaha shoaib ke dil me sawaal par sawaal jaag rahe the....aur waha golu paaglon ki tarah sania ki choot chawa raha tha....aur sania jaise-taise apni siskiyan aur maze ko chehre par aane se ronlk rahi thi....
Par sania ab puri garam ho chuki thi...isliye uske maathe par paseena aur chehre par kampan saaf dikh raha tha.....
Jise dekh kar shoaib ko shaq to hua....par wo kuch bola nhi....par jab kuch der baad sania ki siski sunai di.....to uske dil ki dhadakan ek baar fir tej ho gai......
Kyoki shoaib ne dekha ki uski biwi aankhe moonde joor-joor se saanse le rahi hai.....aur shoaib chup nhi rah paya.....
Shoaib- kya hua sania....tum haaf kyo rahi ho...koi takleef ho rahi hai....
Sania(sambhal kar)- huh....haa...wo aise baithi hu na....to...to pet daw raha hai.....fir golu ji ka sir bhi takra raha....to ekdam se gas jaisa kuch lagne laga....par theek hu main...
Shoaib- ohh....to ab kaam ho gaya pura...to khana de do....bhookh lag rahi hai....
Sania- lagbhag ho gaya....par baki baad me.....pahle main khana deti hu tumhe....bas 1 minute...
Sania- golu ji....ab aap bedroom me jaiye....main wahi aa kar baki ka kaam kar deti hu....
Fir sania ne sambhal kar apni taago ko sofe ke neeche rakha aur dress ko theek kar ke khadi ho gai...aur kichen ki taraf chali gai....
Aur kuch der baad golu bhi utha aur shoaib ko ek smile de kar bedroom me chala gaya...
Tabhi shoaib ko 2 aisi baate najar aai...jisne use sochne par majboor kar diya.....
Pahli to ye...ki use golu ke hontho par pani sa kuch dikha....kafi rasbhare hoth the is waqt golu ke...jo shoaib ko samjh nhi aaya....
Aur dusra ye...ki jab golu sofe ki taraf se aaya...to uske pair ki takkar se ek kala kapda sofe ke side me khisak aaya....jo shoaib ko samjh nhi aaya ki eo kapda kya hai...aur sofe ke paas kaise....
Par iske pahle ki shoaib us kapde ko dekhne ka sochta....sania kichen se nikli aur us kapde ko mutthi me le kar bapis jane lagi....
Shoaib- ye kya hai sania....
Sania- ye...wo pochha maarne wala kapda tha na....wo fat gaya tha....golu ji ne bola tha ki ise kachre me daal do...main bhool gai thi...oar ab daal deti hu.....main bas abhi khana laai....
Fir sania kichen me ghus gai aur shoaib ne sir jhatak kar apne aapko normal kiya....
Fir kuch der baad sania ne shoaib ko khana diya....aur seedha golu ke bedroom me ghus gai...aur andar jate hi gate bhi band kar gai...matlab sirf latka gai.....
Fir shoaib yaha khana khata raha aur us room se aane wali halki aawaazon ko sunta raha....jo bilkul waisi hi thi...jaisi shoaib ne kai baar suni thi....
Un aawaazon ne shoaib ke dil me ek baar fir kai khyaal paida kar diye the...par shoaib ne apne aapko kisi tarah se rok kar rakha aur khana khata raha....
Khane ke baad jab shoaib apni wheelchai se apne room me ja raha tha...to use gu ke bedroom ke gate me kuch saans dikhi....
Shoaib me socha ki ek baar dekhe to ki ho kya raha hai...par fir use wahi dar laga...ki kahi golu ya sania ne use dekh liya to use ghatiya soch wala insaan samjhege...
Asal me shoaib dil se janta tha ki kuch to lafda hai....par jab wo dimaag se sochta tha....to sirf apne ilaaj aur is aish bhari jindgi ka soch kar dil ko samjha leta tha...kyoki use dar tha...ki agar glu gussa ho gaya to kahi use is saandaar jindgi se hath na dhona pade....
Isliye shoaib bina dekhe hi apne bed par aa kar let gaya....aur waha lete-lete usne faiska kiya...ki wo sania se is maamle me baat jaroor karega....wo bhi sakhti se....
Khair.....sania agle 2 ghante tak golu ke sath bedroom me rahi......aur fir jense-top pahan kar baahar nikli.....aur shoaib ke room me aa kar apne bete ko dekhne lagi....
Sania ne apne bete ko jagaya aur use bathroom me fresh hone chhod aai...aur bapis room me aa kar uska saamaan bistar se hata kar tareeke se rakhne lagi....
Shoaib ne jab dekha ki sania ke kapde badal chuke hai...to use fir shaq hua...ki golu ke room me rahte sania ne kapde kaise badle....par fir bathroom ka khyaal aate hi usne wo baat chhod di...par usne dil me jo dusri baaten thi....uske liye usne sania ko gusse se toka......
Shoaib- golu ji kaha hai....
Sania(bina dekhe)- naha rahe hai....kyo kya hua..koi kaam tha kya....
Shoaib- nhi....par aaj jo hua wo mujhe accha nahi laga.......
Is par sania koi jawaab nhi diya....wo abhi bhi apne bete ka saamaan lagane me lagi thi.....
Shoaib(joor se)- sania.....
Sania(bina dekhe)- kya hai...dekh nhi rahe main busy hu......aise kyo chila rahe ho....bolo kya hua....
Shoaib- wahi to...jo hua wo mujhe accha nhi laga....
Sania(palat kar)- wo suna maine...par hua kya......
Shoaib(ghoor kar)- golu ji ka sar tumhari god me tha.....
Sania- hmm..tha...to...
Shoaib- unka sir tumhari god me rakhna hi to mujhe accha nahi laga......
Sania(gusse se)- kya kaha tumne....nhi...tumhara matlab kya hai...haa....
Sania ka gussa dekh kar shoaib thoda sahma....use laga ki kahi usne ye sab bol kar kuch galti to nhi kar di....jisse sania gussa ho gai...
Shoaib- wo main....unka sir....tumhari god me....
Sania(beech me)- kya sir , god laga rakha hai....tum na.....tum sach me paagal ho gaye ho kya....haa....
Sania ke tever dekh kar shoaib hairaan tha....use apni biwi se is tarah ke bartaav ki ummeed nahi thi,....isliye use gussa bhi aaya.....fir bhi usne apne aapko shaant rakha.....
Sania- are....unka sir dard kar raha tha....,to maine jara si malish kar di...bas....ab isme accha ya kharaab lagane ki baat kaha se aa gai......haa...
Shoaib- janta hu...par main to bas ye...
Sania(beech me)- tumse kitni baar kaha hai ki faltu ki baate mat socha karo.....par tum maanoge hi nhi....hai na....
Shoaib- par isme faltu.....
Sania(gusse se)- asal me tumhe kuch kaam nhi na...isliye bas khali baithe-baithe bakwaas sochte ho...aur fir har baat me apni naak ghusedte ho...hai na....
Shoaib- nhi...main to bas...
Sania(beech me)- par mujhe kaam hai...isliye mujhe ye faaltu baaten sunne ka waqt nhi....sunny aawaaj de to dekh lena....main aati hu...
Ye bol kar sania gusse se fanfanati room se nikal gai...aur shoaib ne bhi gusse se apna hath bistar par patak diya.....
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SHOAIB KI JUWANI......
Sania ke bartaav se main gussa tha.....hairaan tha....aur apne hi aapse sawaal kar raha tha...ki aakhir mujhe ho kya jata hai...kyo main baar-baar apni biwi se wo sab kah deta hai...jisse wo gussa ho jati hai...
Isli wajah kya hai....kya golu ke sath apni biwi ko hasta-bolta dekh kar main jalne laga hu.....par kyo.....
Are sania yaha apni marji se to nahi asi thi....jimmedaar to main hi tha...maine hi use manaya tha yaha aane ke liye...
Maine hi use kaha tha ki golu ji ka khyaal rakhe...unse ghul-mil kar rahe....
Aur jab wo aaj wo sab kar rahi hai...to main jal raha hu...kyo....
Kya mujhe unka ek kamre me waqt bitana khalne laga hai.....ya fir band kamre me kuch aisa bhi hota hai...jo saayad mujhe sahi thahra sake.....
Par main kya karu....golu se to puch hi nhi sakta....aur sania se puchne me ye dar hai ki wo ulta mujhe hi shaqi bol degi......
Nahi....yu puch kar to kuch nhi hone wala......ab apni uljhan ko door karne ka ek hi tareeka hai...ki main khud dekhu...ki aakhir band kamre ke andar hota kya hai...
Aur ye kaam kaise hoga....ye main acchi tarah se janta hu.....to bas...aaj raat ko hi main sach jaan kar rahuga....pura sach....
SHOAIB KYA KAREGA...KYA WO SACH JAAN PAYGA....???
NAZIA APNE SOUHAR KI KAISE SAZA DEGI.....???
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