Update - 63
GOLU KE GHAR......NEXT DAY......
Agle din golu aaraam se sofe par baitha TV dekh raha tha...tabhi shoaib apni aankho me aanshu bhare golu ke paas wheelchair le aaya....aur use dekh kar rone laga....
Golu- hey.....ab tujhe kya hua....
Shoaib- aapne aisa kyo kiya.....
Golu- kya kiya maine.....tujhe chudaai dekhni thi...to dikha di...maze bhi to kiye tune....
Shoaib- par aapne sania ko kyo bataya....usi ke saamne.....ab meri 2 paise ki ijjat nhi karegi wo.....aur mujhe souhar bhi nhi manegi....
Golu- to koun si badi baat ho gai.....kuch mardo ki biwi hoti hi hai kisi dusre mard ki rakhel banne ke liye,....sab naseeb ki karni hai re.....haaye uperwale.....maza aa gaya......hai na....
Ye sab bolte huye golu ne shoaib ko ghoor kar dekha....aur puri line sunte hi shoaib ki aankhe fati ki fati rah gai...
Ab shoaib ki aankho me aanshu nhi the...bas kuch sawaal the....aur wo janta tha ...ki un sawaalon ke jawaab sirf golu hi de sakta hai.....
Golu(ghoor kar)- kya hua chhore....fat gai ke....
Shoaib(sakpaka kar)- ye sab...ye line...ye baat....ye aapko.....aapko kaise pata....
Golu- matlab yaaddast acchi hai teri....chalo theek hi hua.....warna sania aur sunny ko baahar bhejna bekaar jata....
Shoaib- kya....wo kaha gaye....
Golu- ghoomne....taki unke aane ke pahle hi main tumhe tumhare karmo ka aaina dikha du....kam se kam teri thodi si jindagi to bach jaygi.....
Shoaib- kya matlab....
Golu- samjhata hu....dekh waha...are poonam....aa jao sab....
Aur golu ke kahte hi uske bedroom se 6 aourten aur 4 mard baahar nikal kar aa gaye...jinhe dekhte hi shoaib ka halak sookh gaya........
Golu- tumhari sakl bata rahi hai...ki tum in sabko pahchaan chuke ho....hai na shoaib...
Shoaib(sahma hua)- ji..par ye sab....aur aapke ghar...
Golu- batata hu...sab batata hu....waise ab tak tum ye to samjh hi gaye hoge...ki tumhare sath jo ho raha hai....wo kyo ho raha hai....hai na....
Shoaib khamosh raha...aur najren bhi neeche jhuka li....
Golu- kya baat hai...ab itni sharm....ye sharm tab kaga mar gai thi...jab tumne in aourton ko majboor kar ke inke patiyo ke saamne choda tha....inhe ye bolne par majboor kiya tha...ki ye tumhari rakhel hai...haa..
Golu ki roubdaar aawaaj sun kar shoaib sir se le kar pair tak kaamp utha...par bola kuch nhi....
Golu- shoaib....hawas ke chakkar me log kafi ghatiya kaam karte hai....par tumne....tumne hawas ke chakkar me kitno ki jindagi khraab ki...kitno ko marne par majboor kiya...kuch andaja hai tumhe....haa....
Shoaib khamosh raha....uske muh se ek sabd bhi nhi nikla.....
Golu- ab juwaan ko lakwa maar gaya....wah....saale...tu to kamil se bhi jyada ghatiya nikla....
Shoaib(chounk kar)- kamil....
Golu- chounk mat....us hawsi ka kaand main kar chuka hu....aur baki sathiyon ka bhi....bas tu rah gaya tha.....to tera bhi ho gaya.....aur ho kya gaya.....tu to saari jindagi jhelega saale.....
Are hawas ke liye kisi aourat ko majboor kar ke usko chod bhi leta...to chalo sorf hawsi hi kahlata....par tune....tune to ise ek khel bana diya tha....ek aisa khel....jiske chakkar me kitne dil toote....kitne log toote....kitno ne apni jaan di.....aur kitne jeete jee hi jinda laash ban gaye....haa.....aisi kaisi hawas thi teri...bol maadharchod....ab kya muh me louda thoos liya....haa..
Shoaib fir bhi kuch nhi bola....bas gardan jhukaaye sisakne laga....
Golu- ek aourat ko majboor kar ke chodna....aur fir us se ye bulwana ki wo apne pati ki patni nhi rahi...teri rakhel ban gai hai.....yahi khel tha na tera....haa...
Aur fir tu us chudaai ka vedio uske pati tak pahuchata tha...taki uska pati use chhod de....aur tu saari jindagi use rakhel bana kar pel sake...hai na....yahi khel tha na tera...
Shoaib(hairaani se)- yy...ye sab....aa..aapko....
Golu(beech me)- mujhe pata hai..tabhi tu yaha hai....samjha na.....aur haa....tera sabse ghatiya khel.....jo tune poonam ke sath kjela tha....yaad hai na iska pati.....jo accident me apni taage kho chuka tha.....yaad hai na.....
Golu ki baat sun kar shoaib to khamosh raha....par poonam fafak kar rone lagi...
Golu- nhi.....rona nhi hai......bilkul nhi.....aur tu....dekh saale....teri ghatiya hawas ne kya kar diya.....tune uski bekaar taago ka bhi lihaaj nhi kiya....saale...ye baat jaan kar to mera dil hua tha ki tujhe goli hi maar du...par wo teri saza nhi hoti.....saza to ab mil rahi hai....
Jaise tune us laachaar insaan ki laachaari ka mazaak bana kar.....uske samne hi uski biwi ko choda tha na....ab usi tarah teri biwi har din tere saamne chudegi....aur tu kuch nhi kar payga....samjha...
Shoaib(rote huye)- haa.....saayad isiliye uperwale ne mere pair naakaam kar diye.....ye mere karmo ka...
Golu(beech me)- nhi....uperwala khud kuch nhi karta....bas kisi insaan ko kisi dusre insaan ki madad karne bhejta hai....aur fir bura karne wale ko uski karni ka fal mil jata hai...
Shoaib- kya...main...main samjha nhi....
Golu- ohh..rona band .....waise theek hi hai...rona to tujhe saari jindagi hai.....par abhi....ha sun.....ye tu bhi janta hai....aur main bhi...ki tu kisi accident ki wajah se is haal me nhi hai....balki joordaar maar se tera ye haal hua hai....haa....
Ye sin ka shoaib ko joordaar jhatka laga....kyoki usne ye sach to kisi ko bhi nhi bataya tha....
Golu- chounk mat...wo sab mera hi kiya dhara hai....taki tujhe is laayak bana du....ki tere har ek karam ka waisa hi fal de saku...
Shoaib- matlab aap sab kuch jante the....pahle se hi....haa....
Golu- hmm....asal me pahle mujhe rashmi mili....jisne kamil ki kahani bataai....aur fir usi ke jariye mujhe poonam aur baki sabhi mili....jinhone ya to kamil se.....ya tumse majboor ho kar apna sab kuch gawaya tha......
Aur jab maine inki kahani suni....to yakeen maan....mera man kiya ki sabko goli maar du....tujhe, kamil ko.....us commisoner ko....aur us kameene mantri ko bhi...
Par ye saza kafi nhi thi....isliye maine plan banaya.....bas isi liye tere paas aate huye 2 saal lag gaye....
Shoaib- to kya sabko saza....
Golu- haa....aur suruwat maine uper se ki....matlab mantri.....aur fir aai commisoner ki baari....aur uski kameeni biwi ki....jo saali khud ACP hai....police jaise acche naam par dhabba.....fir aai teri company.....tere boss....kuch chillar...jo free me fasw the....aur un sabse bada kameena tu.....jisne hawas ke chakkar me saari hade paar ki thi.....to bas.....aise hua mera game suru.....thoda sa....matlab short me samjh le......
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LAGBHAG 2 SAAL PAHLE........
MANTRI KE GHAR.......
Mantri ek kamre me baitha cigrate ke kas maar hi raha tha ki kamre me raju aur munna 5 aadmiyo ko le kar andar aa gaye.....
Raju- lo mantri ji....aa gaye saare ke saare.....ye sab kamil ke har jurm me shaamil the.....
Mantri- hmm....
Aadmi- nhi saab.....humbe kuch nhi kiya....hum to bas kamil sir ka hukum bajate the....baki humne kuch bhi nahi kiya....
Mantri(kas maar kar)- uumm....janta hu...main sab janta hu.....par paresaani ye hai....ki golu bhai ki najron me jurm ka sath dene wala har saksh jurm karne wale ke barabar gunahgaar hota hai....to main kya bolu.....hmm..
Aadmi- par mantri ji...aap to jante hai...ki humhare paas aur koi rasta nhi tha....agar kamil sir ko mana karte...to humari noukri chali jati.....ya wo humare sath bhi kuch waisa hi.....
Mantri(beech me)- janta hu....sab janta hu....aur ye baat maine golu bhai ko bhi bataai hai.....isliye tum sabki jindagi ab tak theek-thaak hai....warna ab tak to....khair....tum logo ko darne ki jaroorat nhi.....bas golu bhai jo puchhe....uska sahi-sahi jawaab de dena.....fir tum aazaad ho....theek...
Aadmi- theek hai....hum sabkuch sach hi bolege......aap bulaiye unhe....
Mantri- nhi....main unhe bula nhi sakta.....unka jab man hoga...wo khud aayge....aur tab tak tum log yahi rahoge....
Aadmi(saham kar)- yaha....par humara pariwaar...wo fikr karege....hum baad me aa jaaye......
Mantri- nhi....tum sab tab tak yaha rahoge...jab tak pura sach nhi bol dete....wo bhi golu bhai ke saamne....isliye apni family ko bolo ki kaam se ja rahe ho....time lagega....aur daro mat....tum agar sach bolege...to tumhe koi nuksaan nhi hoga....samjhe....
Aadmi- theek hai...jaisa aap kahe....par kya aap ye bata dege...ki golu bhai kab tak aayge....
Mantri- jaldi hi aayge.....bas ek policewali ko uski duty sikha de....fir aa jayge....accha raju....tum aur munna inke khane-pine ka dekh lena....main tab tak golu bhai ko khabar deta hu...aur haa....kisi ko hath mat lagana....ok..
Raju- theek hai mantri ji.....chalo sab humare pichhe aao....
Fir wo saare aadmi raju aur munna ke sath nikal gaye....aur mantri waha se uth kar ek dusre kamre me pahuch gaya.....
Mantri- bhai....sab aa gaye....
Golu- bahut acche.....ise bhi apni duty samjh aa gai....kyo....
Ye bol kar golu ne apne sath leti hui ek aourat ko dekha....jo golu ke sath ek hi chaddar ke neeche puri nangi leti hui thi....
Aourat- ha.....duty bhi samjh aa gai....aur asli mard bhi......
Golu- sun liya mantri....
Mantri- ha bhai...sun bhi liya aur aapko maan bhi liya.....kya baat hai....sahar ki sabse khatarnaal policewali....jo IPS officer hai......ACP rank wali.....commisioner ki biwi.....use bhi chutkiyon me neeche kuchal diya....sach me.....koi to khas baat hai aapke andar.....sala jo aourat aapke neeche aati hai....aapki hi ho jati hai....
Golu(muskura kar)- ab kya bolu mantri....sab prabhu ki maya hai....kyo ACP sahiba.....sach bola na....
Aourat(lund masal kar)- hmm....par ab ise bhi bole....ki kuch kare....mujhe jana bhi hai.....mere husband ke 5 call aa chuke hai....
Golu- to ja na...
Aourat- aise kaise....ek baar aur....fir jaugi....
Golu(has kar)- badi garmi hai saali.....are mantri.....meri mardanigi ke baare me baki ki jaankari apni biwi aur beti se le lena....abhi nikal yaha hai...mujhe ACP ki CG faadni hai....
Apurat- CG matlab....
Golu- choot aur gaand....hahaha....
Fir golu ke sath wo aourat bhi has padi aur mantri bhi haste huye gate laga kar waha se nikal gaya.....
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Thodi der baad golu bhai aur mantri ek kamre me us sab aadmiyon ke saamne baithe the...jinhe raju aur munna pakad kar laaye the....
Aadmi- hum sach bol rahe hai golu bhai....humne kuch nhi kiya......wo to hum....
Golu(beech me)- bas karo yaar....ye raag sun-sun kar mere kaan pak gaye....main samjh gaya ki tumne kuch bhi nhi kiya....par main janta hu ki tum wo sab jante ho...jo kamil ne kiya....aur shoaib ne bhi....hai na....
Aadmi- ha saab....shoaib sir ne bhi kamil sir ki tarah hi kai masoom logo ki majboori ka faayda uthaya hai.....aur unhone to....
Golu(hath dikha kar)- nhi....tum nhi.....tum aao.....sampat naam hai na tera.....shoaib ka khas chamcha....hai na...
Sampat- ha saab....
Golu- hmm...to tum bolo.....waise mujhe kafi kuch to pata hai hi....par main wo janna chahta hu....jo tum jante ho...aur main ye bhi janta hu...ki tum wo saksh ho....jisne shoaib ke har karm ko acche se aur saaf-saaf dekha hai....hai na....
Sampat- ji saab...maine sab dekha hai.....main unhi ke sath rahta tha....
Golu- to fir bolna suru karo....warna tumhari biwi meri god me hogi....aur us waqt tu bolege bhi....aur apni biwi ki ijjat utarte bhi dekhega.....samjha....
Sampat- nhi saab.....uski jaroorat nhi padegi.....main aapko sabkuch sach-sach batata hu....sabkuch....
Golu- to suru ho jaao....
Aur fir sampat ne shoaib ka pura kala chhittha golu ke saamne khol kar rakh diya.....jise sun-sun kar golu ki aankhe gusse se dahakne lagi.....aur usne apna hath apne pair par patak liya.....
Golu(khada ho kar)- saale kameene......itna ghatiya insaan....sirf hawas bujhane ke liye pariwaron ko barbaad karta hai....logo ko marne ke liye majboor karta hai.....nhi....ye koi aasaan saza ka haqdaar nhi.....isko to aisi saza milni chahiye....jo ise saari jindagi yaad dilaaye...ki isne kya kiya tha....aur har din yahi soche...ki usne ye sab kiya hi kyo tha.....shoaib.....teri jindagi narak na banai....to mera naam bhi golu nhi....haattt.....
Raju- ha bhai...aise kameene ko to....aap hukum karo.....main abhi...
Golu- nhi....oye...tum sab dhyaan se suno.....kamil ya shoaib ko kuch bhi pata chala....to agli mulaqat tumhare ghar me hogi....wo bhi tumhare ghar ki aourton ko nanga kar ke.....samjhe..
Aadmi- ji saab....hum ye sahar hi chhod dege.....
Golu- aisa sochna bhi mat.....tum jo karte aaye ho...wo karo...bas jo main bolu....wo karte jana....warna.....
Sampat- ji saab....jaisa aap kahe....
Golu- munna....ise baahar chhod....aur raju.....tu mere sath chal.....jara dekhe to...ye kameena shoaib hai kya cheej.....bahut masti hai na saale me....ab iski masti ka swaad ise hi chakhauga....chal.....
Fir golu aur raju waha se nikal jate hai....aur shoaib ki puri jaankari nialate hai.....aur fir golu ka plan suru hota hai.....
Us plan ka pahla kadam tha shoaib ka accident....jo asal me koi accident nhi tha....balki shoaib ko maar-maar kar uski reed ki haddi ko damage kiya gaya tha....
Asal me us raat golu ke plan ke hisaab se ek ladki shoaib ko mili....jab shoaib apne kuch dosto ke sath sharaab pi kar ghar ke liye nikla tha......
Us ladki ne pahle to shoaib ko apni adaaye dikha kar apne paas bulaya...aur jab shoaib shraab ke nashe me use choomne laga.....to us ladki ne shor machana suru kar diya....
Aur waha pahle se taiyaar khade kuch gudde pahuch gaye....jinhine shoaib ki ek na suni...maur use aisi chot di...ki wo kamar ke neeche bejaan ho gaya....
Aur fir jab shoaib hospital me tha....to usne apni biwi se accident wala jhooth bola....kyoki wo nhi chahta tha ki uski biwi ko ladki wala kaand pata chale....aur wo apni hi biwi ki najron me gir jaaye.....
Uske baad suru hua golu bhai ka dusra plan....aur uske jariye golu ne hi shoaib ki noukri khatm karwaai.....aur use karje me doobne par majboor kar diya....
Fir raju ki madad se sania ko paresaan karaya....aur fir khud hi uski ijjat bachaai...taki ek din sania ki najron me hero ban sake....
Wahi heena ki madad se golu ne hi shoaib aur sania ko apna ghar bhejne par majboor kiya....aur unhi ke jariye shoaib aur sania ko apne ghar me le aaya.....
Aur iske baad kya hua.....wo to ab ek history hai....jiska result ye hai...ki ab shoaib ki biwi sania sirf aur sirf golu ki baahon me sukoon paati hai.....
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GOLU KE GHAR........
Golu- mujhe poonam se sirf tera ek kaanama pata chala tha....par sampat ne mujhe baki sabse mila diya.....aur sach kahu....mujhe to teri sakl se bhi nafrat thi.....par tujhe saza dene ke liye use bhi bardaast kiya....par ab....ab mujhe koi nafrat nhi....kyoki tu khud hi apni saza e raha hai.....cuckold ban kar.....hahaha....
Shoaib- to kya ye cuckold bhi aapka plan tha....
Golu- nhi....ye koi kaam nhi ki socha aur ho gaya....balki iske jimmedaar tum khud ho.....kyoki tum har mard ko cuckold banane ka sochte the....tum chahte the ki in sabke pati apni patniyon ki chudaai dekhe.....aur maze le.....bas....tu ye sochta raha.....aur teri soch khyd tujh oar hi haavi ho gai.....aur jis waqt mujhe ye baat pata chali na....usi waqt teri jaan na lene ka faisla hua.....warna tu to marne wala tha....
Khair....ab tujhe sahi saza mil rahi hai....par...poonam......ye tum sabka mujrim hai....to tum log chaho to...
Poonam- nhi golu bhai....mare ko kya maare.....ise sahi saza mili hai....ab ye khud hi marna chahe to mar jaaye....
Golu- hmm...main tumsabka khoya hua waqt to bapis nhi de sakta tha....bas kosis ki...ki tumhe insaaf de saku....aur haa....tum sab meri company me kaam to kar hi rahe ho....par kabhi bhi koi jaroorat ho.....to ek call kar dena.....main sab dekh luga....ok...
Poonam- ji....ab hum chalte hai.....shoaib....ho sake to apni parchhai apne bete par mat padne dena...warna ek din uska bhi yahi haal hoga....huh...
Aur fir pionam aur baki sab ghar se chale gaye...aur shoaib sir jhuka kar rone laga....
Golu- main bhi jata hu....aur haa...jaisa maine kamil ko mouka diya tha....waisa hi ek mouka tumhe deta hu....
Shoaib- kya...
Golu- ya to tum aise hi jeete raho.....matlab teri biwi meri rakhel....yu hi.....ya tu chahe....to main use tera sach bata deta hu....fir wo tujhe laat maar kar nikaal degi....hmm...faisla kar lo.....main aata hu...
Aur fir gou bhi ghar se nikal gaya...jabki shoaib ek gahri soch me doob gaya....
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5 MAHINE BAAD.....
Mantri ke ghar golu aur mantri jaam se jaam takra rahe the.....
Mantri(sip maar kar)- to aapne jane ka tay kar hi liya....
Golu- haa....ab yaha sab theek hai.....sabko insaaf mil chuka hai.....to...
Mantri(beech me)- sania ka kya...aur wo maani kaise.....aap to bol rahe the ki sahi hai wo....
Golu- haa...bahut acchi hai....isliye use shoaib ka sach pahle hi bata diya tha.....pura to nhi....warna wo sach me laat maar kar bhaga deti use....par thoda bataya tha.....tabhi wo dil se mere paas aai....aur mera pura sath diya......
Mantri- aur ab kya....
Golu- ab kya....wo achhi jindagi jiygi......use baccha chahiye tha....wo maine de diya....mani hi nhi....baki uski help ke liye noukrani laga di.....raju aur munna company dekh lege......
Mantri- matlab sab theek hai.....
Golu- haa....aur ab to tum bhi sudhre huye ho....aur police bhi...waise ek baat kahu....powerfull logo ko apni power ka istemaal kisi ko barbaad karne me nhi karna chahiye....
Mantri- janta hu....par power ka nasha insaan ko andha bana deta hai....
Golu- haa...har taqatwar insaan bas kamjor insaan ko dawana chahta hai.....par ye bhool jaya hai...ji jab ek powerfull banda un kamjor logo ke sath aata hai....to powerfull insaan ki band baj jati hai......
Mantri- par ab main sudhar gaya hu....aur commisioner bhi apni duty sahi se kar raha hai....ab hum kamil ya shoaib jaise insaano ka kabhi sath nhi dege.....
Golu- very good.....sab sudhar gaye na....to ab main nikal leta hu....
Mantri- par aapke baad sania aur baki sab ka kya hoga...jinhe aapki aadat hai....
Golu- unko chhod kar nhi bhaag raha.....unse to milta rahuga....
Mantri- hmm....matlab nai jagah naya shikaar...
Golu- kya bolu....future nhi dekha maine....par haa....galat nhi karuga...ye pakka...
Mantri- par sahi ke chakkar me aapne bhi to galat kiya hai...
Golu- sayad haa...par uska hisaab wo kare....aur saza de ya aashirbaad....main dil se luga......
Mantry- to baki sabko aapne saza kyo di....usi par chhod dete....
Golu- saza usi ne di hai.....par wo khud saza dene nhi aate....bas kisi na kisi ko bhej dete hai.....jaise tum sabke liye mujhe bheja.....to saayad mere liye bhi kisi ko bhej de....agar main unki najar me galat hu to....... baki insaano ka kya bolu....wo to apne alawa sabko galat hi bolege na....hai ki nhi....
Mantri- wo to hai.....aasaha hai aapki acchai dekhi jaaye.....buraai nhi...
Golu(peg khatm kar ke)- ab ye to wo hi jane....aage jo uski marji...chalo....chalta hu...
Mantri- hmm...ab kab mulaqat hogi....
Golu(muskura kar)- kahna muskil hai....par ye baat pakki hai.....ki agar koi golu ko madad ke liye pukarega....to golu jaroor aayga....baki sab uski maaya....chalo.....
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