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Great update bhai.Update - 27
Agli subah lagbhag 6 baje sania ki need khuli.....aur jab usne aakhe kholi....to usne apni aapko golu ki baahon me paya....
Unke uper se rajaai simat kar ek taraf ho chuki thi...jis se dono ke jishm saaf tour par use dikh rahe the......
Sania ka sir golu ki majboot aur choudi chhati par tha aur golu ka ek hath sania ko seene se chipake hua tha...wahi uska ek pair sania ki kamar par chada hua tha....
Apne aapko dekh kar sania ko thodi sharm si aai...aur fir usne apna chehra uper kiya...to dekha ki golu abhi gahri need me so raha hai.......
Sania kuch der tak golu ka chehra dekhti rahi aur fir achanak se uski aankho me sharm chha gai....aur usne chehra neeche jhuka liya.....
Sania sochne lagi ki ye use kya ho gaya.....wo aaj fir ek gair mard ki baahon me puri nangi ho kar aise soti rahi...jaise ki wahi uska souhar ho.....
Sania(man me)- ye sab kya ho raha hai...kyo ho raha hai...kya main...aah...
Sania sochte huye thoda hili hi thi ki usko apne pet par kuch chubhan mahsoos hui....
Aur jab sania ne waha dekha to uski aankhe badi ho gai....kyoki uske pet me chubhne wali cheej thi golu ka tagda lund....jo ekdam kadak ho kar sania ke pet par thokar maar raha tha......
Sania lund ko pure sabaab par dekh kar fir se mast hone lagi thi....uska dil golu ke lund ko chhune ko bol raha tha...jabki dimaag iske khilaaf ja raha tha....
Sania dil se use chhuna chahti thi.....lekin kahi na kahi...use aisa karne me sharm mahsoos ho rahi thi.....
Khair...sania lund ko dekhte huye aise hi kuch der leti rahi....to uske jishm ki garmi badne lagi...kyoki uska nanga jishm golu ke nange jishm se kasa hua tha......
Golu ke jishm ki garmi se sania ke jishm ki garmi bhadak kar use paagal bana rahi thi.........
Isi udhedbun me fasi sania ne kapkapate huye apna hath golu ke lund ki taraf badaya....
Par achanak se usne apna hath pichhe kheech liya aur sir jhatak kar uth gai...aur ek najar golu ko dekh kar bathroom me ghus gai.......
Khair....fir sania ne taiyaar ho kar apne roj ke kaam pure kiye....(shoaib ka chai-nasta, sunny ko school bhejna)....aur fir naha kar khane ki taiyaari karne lagi....
Fir kareeb 10 baje....jab shoaib hall me TV dekh raha tha aur sania kichen me thi...tabhi golu ne bedroom se hi sania ko chai ke liye aawaaj di....jise sun kar sania ne bade hi pyaar se jawaab diya....
Sania- ji aai.....
Ye sun kar shoaib ko kuch theek nhi laga....wo sochne laga ki golu ji din par din uski biwi par kuch jyada hi hukum jhaadne lage hai...
Par shoaib fir bhi kuch nhi bola...aur ye dekh kar sania ko shoaib par gussa bhi aaya...aur ek halki muski bhi nikal gai...
Khair....sania chai le kar golu ke paas pahuchi...to hall me baithe shoaib ko halki-halki aawaaze sunaai di.....jo choodiyon ke khanakne ki thi....
Par TV ki wajah se use jyada kuch samjh nhi aaya aur usne apna pura dhyaan TV par laga diya.....
Par kareeb 20 minute baad jab sania bedroom se baahar aai...to shoaib use dekhte hi chounk gaya...
Kyoki sania ke kapde badal chuke the....usne kuch der pahle ek saree pahni hui thi...par ab wo ek burka pahne hui thi....
Shoaib ko aise ghoorte dekh sania samjh gai ki shoaib ke dil me kya chal raha hai...par usne khud se kuch nhi bola.....bas shoaib ke bolne ka intzaar karti rahi....
Khair....sania bapis aa kar kichen me ghus gai....aur kuch der baad shoaib bhi wheelchair ludkate huye kichen me pahuch gaya.....
Shoaib- sania....
Sania(bina dekhe)- hmm..
Shoaib- tumne kapde kyo badal liye....aur ye burka kyo pahna....golu ji ne to mana kiya tha na....
Sania- hmm...par aaj unhone hi bol diya ki main burka hi pahnu...
Shoaib- ohh...chalo accha hai....par aisa kaise hua....tumne kuch kaha tha kya...
Sania- are nhi...main kyo bolti....main to wahi karti hu jo wo kah de....tumhi ne bola tha na...ki unki har baat maano....
Shoaib- haa...par wo badal kaise gaye....haa..
Sania- kya pata....tumhari biwi ko dekh kar badal gaye ho...hehehe....
Shoaib- hmm....ho bhi sakta hai...meri biwi hai hi kamaal ki...
Sania(mud kar)- accha....to tumhare hisaab se tumhari biwi itne kamaal ki hai...ki use koi bhi dekhe to badal jayga...
Shoaib- aur kya....are tum badi kamaal ho....dekho jara....tumhara husn....
Sania(muskura kar)- accha...mera hushn itna accha hai...
Shoaib- bilkul.....are tumhare hushn ke aage to koi bhi mard pighal jaaye....to golu bhai kya cheej hai...
Sania(gusse se)- kya...aapka matlab kya hai...kya main mardo ko pighlane lagu....apna hushn dikha-dikha kar...haa...
Shoaib(saham kar)- are nhi...main to bas yu hi....main bas tareef kar raha tha....sach me....
Sania(muskura kar)- main bhi mazaak me boli....chalo ab ja kar TV dekho.....mujhe unke liye nasta banana hai...fir khana bhi...
Shoaib- hmm...
Sania ki baat sun kar shoaib bapis TV dekhne laga...aur fir achanak se kuch badbadane laga....
Golu(hall me aate hi)- kya hua shoaib....kise badbada rahe ho....
Shoaib- are....good morning golu ji...
Golu(baith kar)- good morning.....par tumne bataya nhi...kise badbada rahe the....
Shoaib- are kuch nhi golu ji..wo...main to in ladkiyon ko bol raga tha...dekhiye...kaise kapde pahne hai inhone.....aisa lag hi nhi raha ki ye badan dhakne ke liye kapde pahanti hai...huh...
Golu(muskura kar)- to kya tumhe ye kapde pasand nhi....
Shaoaib- bilkul nhi....
Golu(sania ki taraf dekh kar)- par sania ko to ye bade pasand hai...kyo sania...
Golu ki aawaaj sun kar sania ne kichen se hi golu ko palat kar dekha....aur sath hi sath shoaib ki aankho ko bhi....jo hairani se sania ko dekh raha tha....
Sania- kya...kya kaha aapne....
Golu- are wahi....tumne bola tha na...ki tumhe ye sexy dress...ye chhote-chhote kapde pahanne ka bada man karta hai....
Shoaib- kya.....sania....aisa bola tumne...
Sania(man me)- ye golu ji bhi na...maine kab kaha tha....par ab mana bhi nhi kar sakti...pata nhi kya chal raha hoga inke dimaag me.....
Shoaib- jawaab do sania....kya tumne aisa bola tha...haa...
Golu- are...tum use gussa kyo dikha rahe ho.....usne galat kya bola....aakhir aourten hi to pahanti hai wo sab.....mard thode na...jo itna hairaan ho gaye...
Shoaib- aisi baat nhi hai golu ji...par ye behuda kapde...
Golu(joor se)- behuda matlab....isme kya behuda...kapde to kapde hote hai...bas pasand alag hoti hai...jaise tumhe ye pasand nhi to ye tumhare liye behuda ho gaye....to fir mujhe burka pasand nhi...to mere liye burka bhi behuda hua....hai na....
Shoaib- par golu ji....kapde to badan dhakne ko pahne jate hai na....
Golu- tum na...tumhari soch baba-aadam ke zamane ki hai....
Shoaib- nhi....aisa to nhi hai.....par aorton ko ye kapde pahanne ki sochna bhi nhi chahiye...wahi purane kism ke theek hai.....
Golu - kyo....jab hum mard soch sakte hai to aourten kyo nhi......kya zamana sirf humare liye badal raha hai....
Shaoib- aap kahna kya chahte hai...mardo ne aisa kya pahna....
Golu- jeanse...t-shirt...jacket.....aur baat sirf kapde pahanne ki nhi shoaib......baat ye hai....ki jab tumhe aaj ke zamaane ki har cheej pasand hai...to fir kapde kyo nhi.....
Shoaib- matlab...main samjha nhi....
Golu- matlab ye...ki pahle to bike aur car nhi hoti thi....to sab bailgaadi aur taanga istemaal karte the.....par aaj to car aur bus se chalte hai na...pahle computer bhi nhi tha...par aaj to sab use karte hai na..aise hi mobile bhi...to agar tum baki sab pasand karte ho...to kapde kyo nhi.....haa...
Shoaib- wo to....wo aaj ki jaroorat hai....
Golu- bilkul sahi....aise hi aourton ko bhi ye kapde unki aaj ki jaroorat hai...samjhe na....accha sania....tumhe ye kapde pasand hai na.....bolo...
Sania- ab....pasand to hai....par kabhi...
Golu(beech me)- samjh gaya.....chalo ab ye chhodo....mujhe jana bhi hai...to...samjh gai na....main aata hu...
Ye bol kar golu bapis bedroom me chala gaya....aur shoaib apni biwi sania ko hairani se dekhne laga....
Shoaib- ye golu ji kya bol gaye....
Sania- kuch nhi...unko nasta karna hai na....wahi bola....aur tum bhi ab TV dekhna chhodo...ja kar aaraam karo....bhool gaye doctor ne kya bola tha....
Shoaib- nhi....bas thodi der me ja raha hu...
Sania- bilkul nhi...abhi jao...aur aaraam karo....chalo jao...
Shoaib- theek hai....
Fir shoaib man maar apne room me chala gaya....aur rukhsaar ki baat ko yaad kar ke thoda udaas hone laga....
Shoaib(man me)- sania ne golu ji ka naam nhi liya....bola ki "unke" liye nasta banana hai..."unko" nasta karna hoga......aisa kyo....kya wo unhe jyada ijjat de rahi hai...ya fir....nhi...nhi-nhi-nhi...fir se nhi shoaib....tum bekaar ki baaten mat socho....sania tumhari biwi hai....wo tumse pyaar karti hai....hmm...to koi faltu baat nhi...aah..
Ye sab soch kar shoaib ne apne dimaag ko shant kiya aur bistar par let gaya....
Wahi sania ke dil ko sukoon mil gaya....kyoki wo janti thi ki golu ji jane ke pahle uske paas jaroor aayge.....isliye wo shoaib ko waha se bhejna chahti thi...taki koi paresaani na ho......
Khair.....thodi der baad jab golu bahar jane ko taiyaar ho gaya......to bedroom se nikal kar seedha kichen me pahuch gaya......aur aate hi sania ki kamar me hath daal liye....
Sania- aahh...chhodiye na...mujhe nasta banana hai...
Golu- to banao na...kisne roka....tum apna kaam karo....main apna kaam karta hu...
Itna bol kar golu ne sania ki kamar ke chaaron aur apne hath kase aur ame kareeb kheench liya ..........
Sania - aahh...plz...abhi mat kijiye....yeh mere souhar jaag rahe hai......aur ab to wo yaha aa bhi sakte hai......
Golu- ohh..to tumhe apne souhar ka dar hai....
Sania- hmm...
Golu- ohh....meri jaan ko uska dar....tab to uski aesi ki taisi.....chalo usi ke saamne le ja kar pyaar karu tumhe.....
Sania- aahh....bilkul nhi......yahi theek hai.........
Goli- chalo....yahi sahi.......khush....
Ye bol kar golu sania ka gaal laga aur ek hath uper utha kar uska seena sahlane laga.....
Golu- uuuummmmhhh.....ye theek hai na....
Sania- uummm...haa....agar aap sirf itne se khush hai to thik hai....baki kuch mat kijiyega....warna shoaib....aah....
Golu(doodh masal kar)- wo aaraam se leta hai....ab chup raho....
Itna bol kar golu ne sania ke dono doodho ko hath me bhar liya ki tabhi kisi ne doorbell baja di...jisse golu ka mood bigad gaya....
Golu- koun hai sala madharchod....
Aur golu ne gusse se fanfanate huye ja kar gate khola....to saamne ek haseen aourat ko dekh kar chounk gaya.....
Golu- aap koun.....
Aourat- mera naam nasreen hai....main sunny ki school teacher hu.....
Golu- ohh...andar aaiye......are sania.....sunny ki teacher aai hai milne....
Sania(kichen se nikal kar)- are..nasreen madam...aaiye na....baithiye....
Golu- ok...tum baaten karo...main nikalta hu..ek jaroori kaam hai....
Sania- par aapka nasta....
Golu- wo to main bahar kar luga.....par refreshment...khair chhodo...baad me....
Sania(sharma kar)- ji....
Fir golu ghar se nikal gaya aur sania , nasreen madam se baaten karne lagi.....
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SHABNAM KE GHAR.........
Shabnam ke ghar ka mahoul kuch accha nhi tha....aisa lag raha tha jaise ki ghar me maatam chhaya ho......
Jiski wajah thi kamil ka paresaan hona...par shabnam ko ab tak paresaani ki wajah nhi pata thi....
Ki tabhi waha golu bhai pahuch gaye...aur unhe dekhte hi shabnam ke souhar ki haalat aur jyada patli ho gai.....
Golu- kya hua kaamil.....maal bapis mila ki nhi....
Kamil- aap baithiye to sahi....
Golu(baith kar)- hmm...ab bolo...
Kamil- nhi golu bhai....maine har jagah aadmi bheje....apni pahchaan ke policewslo ko bhi kaam par lagaya...par koi faayda nhi hua....
Golu- oh ho...ye to sala badi wali bad news ho gai....dhandha suru hua nhi ki maal gaayab....
Kamil- ha....uper se humare graahak alag phon par phon kiye ja rahe hai...unhe maal chahiye....samjh nhi aa raha ki kya kahu....
Golu- jo sacb hai wo bol do.....bolo unhe ki tumhara kacvha maal hi loot lita gaya hai...to pakka maal bana hi nhi...mana kar de...m
Kamil(ghabra kar)- nhi golu bhai...main unhe mana nhi kar sakta...wo sab bahut khatarnaak log hai....wo maal to kisi bhi keemat par le kar rahege...warna meri jaan le lege...
Kamil ki baat sun kar shabnam ke chehre par khouff chha gaya.....ki tabhi golu ne use dekhte huye muskura diya.....
Golu- daro mat shabnam.....daro mat....main hu na....mere rahte aisa kuch nhi hoga....jis sr tumhe takleef ho...hmm...jao...ek strong coffy le aao...
Shabnam- hmm.....
Kamil(shabnam ke jate hi)- sukriya golu bhai....aapka bahut-bahut sukriya......main aapka ye ahsaan...
Golu(beech me)- ahsaan nhi kamil.....ahsaan nhi....aur haa...maine to ye sab shabnam ki tention free karne ko bola tha....samjhe...main kuch nhi karne wala...
Kamil(chounk kar)- kya...nhi ...nhi golu bhai....aisa mat kahiye...ab aap hi kuch kar sakte hai....
Golu(khada ho kar)- haa....kar sakta hu...par tum to jante ho...ki main pahle ka udhaar basoolne ke baad hi kisi ko dowara udhaar deta hu....
Kamil- matlab..
Golu,- dekh....maine tujhe jo paise diye the....tu wo louta de.....aur fir main tujhe aur paise de duga...jis se tu kacvha maal magwa lena...aur apna souda pura karna...haa...
Kamil- par main paise kaha se de du bhai....mere paas ab kuch bhi nhi....aap yo jante hai...ki maine apna sabkuch is dhandhe me laga diya tha....
Golu- to isme main kya karu.....tumhari paresaani...tum hi jano....
Kamil- nhi bhai...aisa mat kahiye....meri madad kijiye...plzz...
Ye bolte huye kamil uth kar golu bhai ke kadmo me aa gaya....aur gidgidane laga....
Kamil- plz golu bhai.....bas ek baar..fir nain aapki saari rakam chuka duga...byaaj ke sath.....
Golu- are...ye sab mat karo...theek hai.... main madad karuga....par iske badle tumhe kuch girwi rakhna hoga....
Kamil(chounk kar)- girwi....par mere paas girwi rakhne ko bacha kya hai....mera ghar to main pahle hi girwi rakh chuka hu....ab aur mere paas kuch bhi nhi...
Golu- socho....koi to keemti cheej hogi...haa..
Jamil- keemti cheej....haa...shabnam ke gahne hai....par wo bhi itne nhi ki 40 lakh ke ho.....mere paas aisa kuch bhi nhi.....
Golu- tab to muskil hai....kuch to rakhna hoga....warna...
Kamil- nhi..aisa mat kahiye....aap khud bataiye...main aisa kya du aapko ki aap meri madad kar de....mere paas koi bhi keemti cheej nhi bachi...sach me...
Golu (muskura kar)- ek cheej hai kamil...jiske badle me tumhara kaam ban sakta hai....
Kamil- kya bhi...aap bolo bas.....wo aapko de duga.....
Golu(muskura kar)- accha....to pahle ye batao....ki tumhari najron me shabnam ki keemat kya hai...
Kamil(joor se)- golu bhaiii....aapki himmat....
Ye bolte huye kamil khada hua aur golu ki coller pakad li....aur tabhi golu ne kamil ko ghoora to kamil ki aawaaj uske halak me atak gai....
Golu- soch le....fir bolna...
Kamil(coller chhod kar)- maaf karna.....par...par wo meri biwi hai.....
Golu- to kya....tujhe mujhse madad chahiye na...to fir soch le.....shabnam ko mere paas rakh de...aur badle me tera business chal padega...aur haa...jaise hi tu mere saare paise chukayga...to shabnam free....ab soch le...fir bata...
Kamil(najren jhuka kar)- theek hai....shabnam aapke paas rahegi...
Golu- par kya wo maanegi.....
Kamil- nhi janta....par main us se baat karuga...
Golu- to fir theek hai.....pakad mere pair....aur bol ki tu mere liye kya kar sakta hai.....tabhi tumhara kaam hoga....
Kamil(hairani se)- kya...
Golu- merk coller pakadne wala sahi salamat nhi rahta kamil....sukr mana ki tujhe teri biwi ki wajah se kam saja de raha hu....ab chal....kahi mera moid na badal jaaye...
Golu ki baat sun kar kamil neeche baitha aur goku ke pair pakad liye...
Kamil- golu bhai......main apni biwi ko aapke paas girwi rakhta hu.....aaj se shabnam aapki hui.....
Ye bol kar kamil ne sir jhuka liya...aur golu ke chehre par badi si muskaan khil gai.......
KYA KAMIL APNI BIWI KO MANA PAYGA....???
KYA SHABNAM GOLU KI HO JAYGI.....???
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Great update bhai.Update - 27
Agli subah lagbhag 6 baje sania ki need khuli.....aur jab usne aakhe kholi....to usne apni aapko golu ki baahon me paya....
Unke uper se rajaai simat kar ek taraf ho chuki thi...jis se dono ke jishm saaf tour par use dikh rahe the......
Sania ka sir golu ki majboot aur choudi chhati par tha aur golu ka ek hath sania ko seene se chipake hua tha...wahi uska ek pair sania ki kamar par chada hua tha....
Apne aapko dekh kar sania ko thodi sharm si aai...aur fir usne apna chehra uper kiya...to dekha ki golu abhi gahri need me so raha hai.......
Sania kuch der tak golu ka chehra dekhti rahi aur fir achanak se uski aankho me sharm chha gai....aur usne chehra neeche jhuka liya.....
Sania sochne lagi ki ye use kya ho gaya.....wo aaj fir ek gair mard ki baahon me puri nangi ho kar aise soti rahi...jaise ki wahi uska souhar ho.....
Sania(man me)- ye sab kya ho raha hai...kyo ho raha hai...kya main...aah...
Sania sochte huye thoda hili hi thi ki usko apne pet par kuch chubhan mahsoos hui....
Aur jab sania ne waha dekha to uski aankhe badi ho gai....kyoki uske pet me chubhne wali cheej thi golu ka tagda lund....jo ekdam kadak ho kar sania ke pet par thokar maar raha tha......
Sania lund ko pure sabaab par dekh kar fir se mast hone lagi thi....uska dil golu ke lund ko chhune ko bol raha tha...jabki dimaag iske khilaaf ja raha tha....
Sania dil se use chhuna chahti thi.....lekin kahi na kahi...use aisa karne me sharm mahsoos ho rahi thi.....
Khair...sania lund ko dekhte huye aise hi kuch der leti rahi....to uske jishm ki garmi badne lagi...kyoki uska nanga jishm golu ke nange jishm se kasa hua tha......
Golu ke jishm ki garmi se sania ke jishm ki garmi bhadak kar use paagal bana rahi thi.........
Isi udhedbun me fasi sania ne kapkapate huye apna hath golu ke lund ki taraf badaya....
Par achanak se usne apna hath pichhe kheech liya aur sir jhatak kar uth gai...aur ek najar golu ko dekh kar bathroom me ghus gai.......
Khair....fir sania ne taiyaar ho kar apne roj ke kaam pure kiye....(shoaib ka chai-nasta, sunny ko school bhejna)....aur fir naha kar khane ki taiyaari karne lagi....
Fir kareeb 10 baje....jab shoaib hall me TV dekh raha tha aur sania kichen me thi...tabhi golu ne bedroom se hi sania ko chai ke liye aawaaj di....jise sun kar sania ne bade hi pyaar se jawaab diya....
Sania- ji aai.....
Ye sun kar shoaib ko kuch theek nhi laga....wo sochne laga ki golu ji din par din uski biwi par kuch jyada hi hukum jhaadne lage hai...
Par shoaib fir bhi kuch nhi bola...aur ye dekh kar sania ko shoaib par gussa bhi aaya...aur ek halki muski bhi nikal gai...
Khair....sania chai le kar golu ke paas pahuchi...to hall me baithe shoaib ko halki-halki aawaaze sunaai di.....jo choodiyon ke khanakne ki thi....
Par TV ki wajah se use jyada kuch samjh nhi aaya aur usne apna pura dhyaan TV par laga diya.....
Par kareeb 20 minute baad jab sania bedroom se baahar aai...to shoaib use dekhte hi chounk gaya...
Kyoki sania ke kapde badal chuke the....usne kuch der pahle ek saree pahni hui thi...par ab wo ek burka pahne hui thi....
Shoaib ko aise ghoorte dekh sania samjh gai ki shoaib ke dil me kya chal raha hai...par usne khud se kuch nhi bola.....bas shoaib ke bolne ka intzaar karti rahi....
Khair....sania bapis aa kar kichen me ghus gai....aur kuch der baad shoaib bhi wheelchair ludkate huye kichen me pahuch gaya.....
Shoaib- sania....
Sania(bina dekhe)- hmm..
Shoaib- tumne kapde kyo badal liye....aur ye burka kyo pahna....golu ji ne to mana kiya tha na....
Sania- hmm...par aaj unhone hi bol diya ki main burka hi pahnu...
Shoaib- ohh...chalo accha hai....par aisa kaise hua....tumne kuch kaha tha kya...
Sania- are nhi...main kyo bolti....main to wahi karti hu jo wo kah de....tumhi ne bola tha na...ki unki har baat maano....
Shoaib- haa...par wo badal kaise gaye....haa..
Sania- kya pata....tumhari biwi ko dekh kar badal gaye ho...hehehe....
Shoaib- hmm....ho bhi sakta hai...meri biwi hai hi kamaal ki...
Sania(mud kar)- accha....to tumhare hisaab se tumhari biwi itne kamaal ki hai...ki use koi bhi dekhe to badal jayga...
Shoaib- aur kya....are tum badi kamaal ho....dekho jara....tumhara husn....
Sania(muskura kar)- accha...mera hushn itna accha hai...
Shoaib- bilkul.....are tumhare hushn ke aage to koi bhi mard pighal jaaye....to golu bhai kya cheej hai...
Sania(gusse se)- kya...aapka matlab kya hai...kya main mardo ko pighlane lagu....apna hushn dikha-dikha kar...haa...
Shoaib(saham kar)- are nhi...main to bas yu hi....main bas tareef kar raha tha....sach me....
Sania(muskura kar)- main bhi mazaak me boli....chalo ab ja kar TV dekho.....mujhe unke liye nasta banana hai...fir khana bhi...
Shoaib- hmm...
Sania ki baat sun kar shoaib bapis TV dekhne laga...aur fir achanak se kuch badbadane laga....
Golu(hall me aate hi)- kya hua shoaib....kise badbada rahe ho....
Shoaib- are....good morning golu ji...
Golu(baith kar)- good morning.....par tumne bataya nhi...kise badbada rahe the....
Shoaib- are kuch nhi golu ji..wo...main to in ladkiyon ko bol raga tha...dekhiye...kaise kapde pahne hai inhone.....aisa lag hi nhi raha ki ye badan dhakne ke liye kapde pahanti hai...huh...
Golu(muskura kar)- to kya tumhe ye kapde pasand nhi....
Shaoaib- bilkul nhi....
Golu(sania ki taraf dekh kar)- par sania ko to ye bade pasand hai...kyo sania...
Golu ki aawaaj sun kar sania ne kichen se hi golu ko palat kar dekha....aur sath hi sath shoaib ki aankho ko bhi....jo hairani se sania ko dekh raha tha....
Sania- kya...kya kaha aapne....
Golu- are wahi....tumne bola tha na...ki tumhe ye sexy dress...ye chhote-chhote kapde pahanne ka bada man karta hai....
Shoaib- kya.....sania....aisa bola tumne...
Sania(man me)- ye golu ji bhi na...maine kab kaha tha....par ab mana bhi nhi kar sakti...pata nhi kya chal raha hoga inke dimaag me.....
Shoaib- jawaab do sania....kya tumne aisa bola tha...haa...
Golu- are...tum use gussa kyo dikha rahe ho.....usne galat kya bola....aakhir aourten hi to pahanti hai wo sab.....mard thode na...jo itna hairaan ho gaye...
Shoaib- aisi baat nhi hai golu ji...par ye behuda kapde...
Golu(joor se)- behuda matlab....isme kya behuda...kapde to kapde hote hai...bas pasand alag hoti hai...jaise tumhe ye pasand nhi to ye tumhare liye behuda ho gaye....to fir mujhe burka pasand nhi...to mere liye burka bhi behuda hua....hai na....
Shoaib- par golu ji....kapde to badan dhakne ko pahne jate hai na....
Golu- tum na...tumhari soch baba-aadam ke zamane ki hai....
Shoaib- nhi....aisa to nhi hai.....par aorton ko ye kapde pahanne ki sochna bhi nhi chahiye...wahi purane kism ke theek hai.....
Golu - kyo....jab hum mard soch sakte hai to aourten kyo nhi......kya zamana sirf humare liye badal raha hai....
Shaoib- aap kahna kya chahte hai...mardo ne aisa kya pahna....
Golu- jeanse...t-shirt...jacket.....aur baat sirf kapde pahanne ki nhi shoaib......baat ye hai....ki jab tumhe aaj ke zamaane ki har cheej pasand hai...to fir kapde kyo nhi.....
Shoaib- matlab...main samjha nhi....
Golu- matlab ye...ki pahle to bike aur car nhi hoti thi....to sab bailgaadi aur taanga istemaal karte the.....par aaj to car aur bus se chalte hai na...pahle computer bhi nhi tha...par aaj to sab use karte hai na..aise hi mobile bhi...to agar tum baki sab pasand karte ho...to kapde kyo nhi.....haa...
Shoaib- wo to....wo aaj ki jaroorat hai....
Golu- bilkul sahi....aise hi aourton ko bhi ye kapde unki aaj ki jaroorat hai...samjhe na....accha sania....tumhe ye kapde pasand hai na.....bolo...
Sania- ab....pasand to hai....par kabhi...
Golu(beech me)- samjh gaya.....chalo ab ye chhodo....mujhe jana bhi hai...to...samjh gai na....main aata hu...
Ye bol kar golu bapis bedroom me chala gaya....aur shoaib apni biwi sania ko hairani se dekhne laga....
Shoaib- ye golu ji kya bol gaye....
Sania- kuch nhi...unko nasta karna hai na....wahi bola....aur tum bhi ab TV dekhna chhodo...ja kar aaraam karo....bhool gaye doctor ne kya bola tha....
Shoaib- nhi....bas thodi der me ja raha hu...
Sania- bilkul nhi...abhi jao...aur aaraam karo....chalo jao...
Shoaib- theek hai....
Fir shoaib man maar apne room me chala gaya....aur rukhsaar ki baat ko yaad kar ke thoda udaas hone laga....
Shoaib(man me)- sania ne golu ji ka naam nhi liya....bola ki "unke" liye nasta banana hai..."unko" nasta karna hoga......aisa kyo....kya wo unhe jyada ijjat de rahi hai...ya fir....nhi...nhi-nhi-nhi...fir se nhi shoaib....tum bekaar ki baaten mat socho....sania tumhari biwi hai....wo tumse pyaar karti hai....hmm...to koi faltu baat nhi...aah..
Ye sab soch kar shoaib ne apne dimaag ko shant kiya aur bistar par let gaya....
Wahi sania ke dil ko sukoon mil gaya....kyoki wo janti thi ki golu ji jane ke pahle uske paas jaroor aayge.....isliye wo shoaib ko waha se bhejna chahti thi...taki koi paresaani na ho......
Khair.....thodi der baad jab golu bahar jane ko taiyaar ho gaya......to bedroom se nikal kar seedha kichen me pahuch gaya......aur aate hi sania ki kamar me hath daal liye....
Sania- aahh...chhodiye na...mujhe nasta banana hai...
Golu- to banao na...kisne roka....tum apna kaam karo....main apna kaam karta hu...
Itna bol kar golu ne sania ki kamar ke chaaron aur apne hath kase aur ame kareeb kheench liya ..........
Sania - aahh...plz...abhi mat kijiye....yeh mere souhar jaag rahe hai......aur ab to wo yaha aa bhi sakte hai......
Golu- ohh..to tumhe apne souhar ka dar hai....
Sania- hmm...
Golu- ohh....meri jaan ko uska dar....tab to uski aesi ki taisi.....chalo usi ke saamne le ja kar pyaar karu tumhe.....
Sania- aahh....bilkul nhi......yahi theek hai.........
Goli- chalo....yahi sahi.......khush....
Ye bol kar golu sania ka gaal laga aur ek hath uper utha kar uska seena sahlane laga.....
Golu- uuuummmmhhh.....ye theek hai na....
Sania- uummm...haa....agar aap sirf itne se khush hai to thik hai....baki kuch mat kijiyega....warna shoaib....aah....
Golu(doodh masal kar)- wo aaraam se leta hai....ab chup raho....
Itna bol kar golu ne sania ke dono doodho ko hath me bhar liya ki tabhi kisi ne doorbell baja di...jisse golu ka mood bigad gaya....
Golu- koun hai sala madharchod....
Aur golu ne gusse se fanfanate huye ja kar gate khola....to saamne ek haseen aourat ko dekh kar chounk gaya.....
Golu- aap koun.....
Aourat- mera naam nasreen hai....main sunny ki school teacher hu.....
Golu- ohh...andar aaiye......are sania.....sunny ki teacher aai hai milne....
Sania(kichen se nikal kar)- are..nasreen madam...aaiye na....baithiye....
Golu- ok...tum baaten karo...main nikalta hu..ek jaroori kaam hai....
Sania- par aapka nasta....
Golu- wo to main bahar kar luga.....par refreshment...khair chhodo...baad me....
Sania(sharma kar)- ji....
Fir golu ghar se nikal gaya aur sania , nasreen madam se baaten karne lagi.....
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SHABNAM KE GHAR.........
Shabnam ke ghar ka mahoul kuch accha nhi tha....aisa lag raha tha jaise ki ghar me maatam chhaya ho......
Jiski wajah thi kamil ka paresaan hona...par shabnam ko ab tak paresaani ki wajah nhi pata thi....
Ki tabhi waha golu bhai pahuch gaye...aur unhe dekhte hi shabnam ke souhar ki haalat aur jyada patli ho gai.....
Golu- kya hua kaamil.....maal bapis mila ki nhi....
Kamil- aap baithiye to sahi....
Golu(baith kar)- hmm...ab bolo...
Kamil- nhi golu bhai....maine har jagah aadmi bheje....apni pahchaan ke policewslo ko bhi kaam par lagaya...par koi faayda nhi hua....
Golu- oh ho...ye to sala badi wali bad news ho gai....dhandha suru hua nhi ki maal gaayab....
Kamil- ha....uper se humare graahak alag phon par phon kiye ja rahe hai...unhe maal chahiye....samjh nhi aa raha ki kya kahu....
Golu- jo sacb hai wo bol do.....bolo unhe ki tumhara kacvha maal hi loot lita gaya hai...to pakka maal bana hi nhi...mana kar de...m
Kamil(ghabra kar)- nhi golu bhai...main unhe mana nhi kar sakta...wo sab bahut khatarnaak log hai....wo maal to kisi bhi keemat par le kar rahege...warna meri jaan le lege...
Kamil ki baat sun kar shabnam ke chehre par khouff chha gaya.....ki tabhi golu ne use dekhte huye muskura diya.....
Golu- daro mat shabnam.....daro mat....main hu na....mere rahte aisa kuch nhi hoga....jis sr tumhe takleef ho...hmm...jao...ek strong coffy le aao...
Shabnam- hmm.....
Kamil(shabnam ke jate hi)- sukriya golu bhai....aapka bahut-bahut sukriya......main aapka ye ahsaan...
Golu(beech me)- ahsaan nhi kamil.....ahsaan nhi....aur haa...maine to ye sab shabnam ki tention free karne ko bola tha....samjhe...main kuch nhi karne wala...
Kamil(chounk kar)- kya...nhi ...nhi golu bhai....aisa mat kahiye...ab aap hi kuch kar sakte hai....
Golu(khada ho kar)- haa....kar sakta hu...par tum to jante ho...ki main pahle ka udhaar basoolne ke baad hi kisi ko dowara udhaar deta hu....
Kamil- matlab..
Golu,- dekh....maine tujhe jo paise diye the....tu wo louta de.....aur fir main tujhe aur paise de duga...jis se tu kacvha maal magwa lena...aur apna souda pura karna...haa...
Kamil- par main paise kaha se de du bhai....mere paas ab kuch bhi nhi....aap yo jante hai...ki maine apna sabkuch is dhandhe me laga diya tha....
Golu- to isme main kya karu.....tumhari paresaani...tum hi jano....
Kamil- nhi bhai...aisa mat kahiye....meri madad kijiye...plzz...
Ye bolte huye kamil uth kar golu bhai ke kadmo me aa gaya....aur gidgidane laga....
Kamil- plz golu bhai.....bas ek baar..fir nain aapki saari rakam chuka duga...byaaj ke sath.....
Golu- are...ye sab mat karo...theek hai.... main madad karuga....par iske badle tumhe kuch girwi rakhna hoga....
Kamil(chounk kar)- girwi....par mere paas girwi rakhne ko bacha kya hai....mera ghar to main pahle hi girwi rakh chuka hu....ab aur mere paas kuch bhi nhi...
Golu- socho....koi to keemti cheej hogi...haa..
Jamil- keemti cheej....haa...shabnam ke gahne hai....par wo bhi itne nhi ki 40 lakh ke ho.....mere paas aisa kuch bhi nhi.....
Golu- tab to muskil hai....kuch to rakhna hoga....warna...
Kamil- nhi..aisa mat kahiye....aap khud bataiye...main aisa kya du aapko ki aap meri madad kar de....mere paas koi bhi keemti cheej nhi bachi...sach me...
Golu (muskura kar)- ek cheej hai kamil...jiske badle me tumhara kaam ban sakta hai....
Kamil- kya bhi...aap bolo bas.....wo aapko de duga.....
Golu(muskura kar)- accha....to pahle ye batao....ki tumhari najron me shabnam ki keemat kya hai...
Kamil(joor se)- golu bhaiii....aapki himmat....
Ye bolte huye kamil khada hua aur golu ki coller pakad li....aur tabhi golu ne kamil ko ghoora to kamil ki aawaaj uske halak me atak gai....
Golu- soch le....fir bolna...
Kamil(coller chhod kar)- maaf karna.....par...par wo meri biwi hai.....
Golu- to kya....tujhe mujhse madad chahiye na...to fir soch le.....shabnam ko mere paas rakh de...aur badle me tera business chal padega...aur haa...jaise hi tu mere saare paise chukayga...to shabnam free....ab soch le...fir bata...
Kamil(najren jhuka kar)- theek hai....shabnam aapke paas rahegi...
Golu- par kya wo maanegi.....
Kamil- nhi janta....par main us se baat karuga...
Golu- to fir theek hai.....pakad mere pair....aur bol ki tu mere liye kya kar sakta hai.....tabhi tumhara kaam hoga....
Kamil(hairani se)- kya...
Golu- merk coller pakadne wala sahi salamat nhi rahta kamil....sukr mana ki tujhe teri biwi ki wajah se kam saja de raha hu....ab chal....kahi mera moid na badal jaaye...
Golu ki baat sun kar kamil neeche baitha aur goku ke pair pakad liye...
Kamil- golu bhai......main apni biwi ko aapke paas girwi rakhta hu.....aaj se shabnam aapki hui.....
Ye bol kar kamil ne sir jhuka liya...aur golu ke chehre par badi si muskaan khil gai.......
KYA KAMIL APNI BIWI KO MANA PAYGA....???
KYA SHABNAM GOLU KI HO JAYGI.....???
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