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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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Ye story mujge is liyr be had pasnd he
Q k is me saniya ka Mu me lene ya dena wala rol bilkul nahi
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Aur mujhe umid he age bhi nahi Ayega
Kiuke ladkiya mume lena bilkul pasnd nhi karti
Q k is me saniya ka Mu me lene ya dena wala rol bilkul nahi
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Aur mujhe umid he age bhi nahi Ayega
Kiuke ladkiya mume lena bilkul pasnd nhi karti
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Great update bhai.Update - 30
Aur jaise hi wo bedroom se baahar aai....to shoaib joor se chillaya....
Shoaib- aakhir chal kya raha hai yaha.....
Sania ne jaise hi shoaib ki aawaaj suni to wo chounk kar shoaib ko dekhne lagi....aur use shoaib ka chehra gusse se tamtamata hua dikha....jisse sania bhi koufzada ho gai......
Sania(man me)- lagta hai isne sab sun liya.....pata nhi ab kya hoga....???
Ab Aage.....
Sania ne jaise hi gate khola to shoaib ko saamne dekh kar chounk padi.....uski aankho me na chahte huye bhi kouff chhane laga.....
Uper se shoaib ke gusse bhare sawaal to sun kar to sania ki fatne hi lagi thi.....
Halaki wo janti thi ki room ka gate band tha aur shoaib ko kuch bhi nhi dikh sakta.....fir bhi use kouff hone laga...ki kahi shoaib ne kuch dekh-sun to nhi liya.....
Shaoib- ab ghoorti hi rahogi ya kuch bologi bhi....
Sania(ghabraate huye)- kk..kya hua....tum..tum aisa kyo bol..bol rahe ho....
Shoaib- kuch nhi....lagta hai main jyada tej bol gaya....sorry...
Sania(chounk kar)- sorry...matlab...
Shoaib- kya hua...tum aise kyo chounk gai....are galti ki to sorry bolna to banta hi hai....asal me mujhe chai nhi mili na...to thoda...par ek baat batao...tum mujhe dekh kar chounki kyo thi....
Sania(sambhal kar)- nhi..chounki to nhi.....wo...wo gate kholte hi tumhe achanak se dekha na.....to thoda.....fir tum chiila pade....
Shoaib- ohh.....are main to tumhe bulane hi aaya tha....aaj tum jaagi nhi....pata hai....6:30 se jyada waqt ho gaya.....mujhe itni der se chai kabhi nhi mili.....aur sunny ka school time bhi ho raha hai......bas isliye thoda gussa...sorry...
Sania- nhi..sorry mat bolo...main sab samjhti hu...par...wo main itni thaki thi....aur need bhi der se aai...to...
Shoaib(beech me)- kyo...need kyo der se aai.....koi paresaani....
Sania(man me)- ab tumhe kya bolu....paresaani samjho....ya maza......
Shoaib- kya hua....kya sochne lagi...
Sania- huh....kuch nhi...tum 10 minute ruko...main chai-nasta banati hu....
Fir sania ne sunny ko ready kiya aur kichen me ja kar chai-nasta banane lagi....
Is douraan shoaib ne ek najar golu ji ke room me mari...aur fir chuchaap ja kar chai-naste ka intzaar karne laga.....
Khair.....shoaib chai-nasta karne ke baad apni dawa kha kar bed par aaraam karne laga....aur sania apne bete ko bus stop chhodne ke baad kichen me kaam karne lagi.........
Fir lagbhag 10 baje.....shoaib aaraam karne ke baad hall me aa kar TV dekh raha tha....aur sania kichen me hi busy thi...tabhi golu ki tej aawaaj aai...
Golu- sania.....meri chai.....
Sania- ji....abhi laai.....
Shoaib(man me)- ye kya...ye golu ji to ab kuch jyada hi hukum chalane lage hai.....
Sania ne shoaib ka chehra dekha to use samjh aa gaya ki shoaib kya soch raha hai....
Sania- kya hua....ab unke ghar me rah rahe hai....unka hi kha rahe hai...to itna to sunna hoga na...haq banta hai unka....
Shoaib- hmm..tum theek kah rahi ho...
Sania- tumhe unka mujhe aise bulana....bura laga....
Shoaib- are nhi...isme bura kya hai....unka haq banta hai....aakhir wo is ghar ke malik hai....aur hume unki fikr to karni hi chahiye...tum ja kar chai bana do....
Sania(man me)- tum sach me bewakoof ho...ya matlab nikalne ke liye bewakoof ban rahe ho....huh...
Shoaib- ab jao na....unhe der ho rahi hogi...
Sania- hmm...tum pioge...
Shoaib- ha...bana lena....
Fir sania uth kar kichen me chali gai.....
Thodi der baad sania 3 cup chai try me rakh kar shoaib ke paas aai....,usne shoaib ko ek cap diya aur baki do cap lekar golu ke bedaroom ke taraf chali gai......
Shoaib bas uski matkati gaand dekhte huye aur paayal ki chham-chham sunte huye use jata dekhta raha.....par usse kuch puchne ki himmat nhi hui....
Waha sania ne bedroom ka gate khola aur andar ghuste hi gate ko pair se thoda sa band kar diya......
Halaki usne gate ko poori tarah se band nhi kiya......par uske pair ki thokar lagne ki wajah se gate thodi hi der me band ho gaya.....
Shoaib apne saamne gate ko band hota dekh kar hairaan ho gaya tha.....uske man me ajeeb khyaal aane lage...wo sochne laga ki aakhir is waqt gate band karne ki kya jaroorat thi...
Par shoaib me itni himmat nhi thi ki wo abhi ja kar puch sake ki aakhir gate band kiya kyo.....
Shoaib(sir jhatak kar)- huuhh...ye kya...main galat hi kyo sochta hu....saayad sania ne ye soch kar gate band kiya hoga...ki kahi golu ji ko fir se baahar ki hawa se takleef na hone lage...hmm..yahi hoga.....main bhi na....huh...
Khair.....shoaib ne apni soch ko badal diya aur aaraam se chai pine laga.........
Par chai pite huye use bedroom se kuch ajeeb si aawaajen aati rahi.....jaise chudiyon ki khan-khan....paayal ki cham-cham....kabhi golu ji ki hasi....to kabhi sania ki khilkhilahat....
Par shoaib ye sab sun kar bhi kuch galat nhi soch raha tha....usne tay kar liya tha ki wo galat sochega hi nhi...kyoki use sania par yakeen tha.... Isliye shoaib ne chai khatm ki aur aaraam se TV dekhne laga....
Khair.....lagbhag aadhe ghante ke baad bedroom ka gate khula aur golu baahar aaya.....
Golu ne is waqt sirf ek short aur shoulder cut baniyaan pahni hui thi.....jisme uska majboot jishm saaf tour par dekha ja sakta tha......
Shoaib- are golu ji....jaag gaye aap. ..good morning......
Golu - good morning.....kaise ho....kuch aaraam hua....
Shoaib- bas...hota ja raha hai....aaiye...aap TV dekhiye...main room me jata hu...
Golu- are nhi....tum aaraam se dekho...waise bhi mujhe abhi jana hai...to...tum baitho...main thoda gym me jauga....
Ye bol kar golu uper gym me jane laga....aur shoaib bedaroom ki taraf dekhne laga......
Golu- kya hua shoaib.....
Shaoib- kuch nhi....wo...golu ji.....wo sania.....wo kaha hai…………
Golu - are....wo yahi hai....bathroom gai hai.......
Aur ye bol kar golu gym me chala gaya aur shoaib TV dekhne laga.......
Khair......kareeb 10 minute baad sania bedroom se baahar aai....to shoaib use dekhta hi rah gaya.....
Aaj use sania saree me jyada hi khoobsoorat lag rahi thi....uper se aaj wo sania ko make-up ke sath dekh raha tha...jo ki kuch mahino se sania ne bahut kam hi kiya tha.....
Aaj shoaib ko sania kafi badli hui dikh rahi thi....use aaj sania kaafi dino baad khush dikhai de rahi hai.......
Fir jaise hi shoaib aur sania ki najaren mili to shoaib use dekh kar muskura utha.....aur sania ne bhi use pyaari si muskaan de di......aur kichen me chali gai....
Sania ke kichen me jate hi shoaib bhi wheelchair ludkate huye sania ke piche kichen me chala gaya....
Aur fir sania ke paas ja kar piche se hi uski nangi dikh rahi kamar ko chhune laga.....
Jaise hi shoaib ka hath sania ki nangi kamar par laga to sania ne shoaib ko ghoorte huye dekha.....
Sania- kya hua.....aaj kis mood me ho......
Sania ka sawaal sun kar shoaib ne chehra aage kar ke sania ki kamar ko choom liya.....
Shaoib- uumhh....wo aaj tum......bahut hi khoobsurat lag rahi ho......
Sania(thoda gusse se)- accha...sirf aaj hi....to kya aaj tak badsurat dikhti thi kya....
Sania ne ye sabd thoda gusse se bole the....jise sun kar shoaib ko jhatka laga.....kyoki sania ne usse is tarah se kabhi baat nhi ki thi.....
Shoaib- are nhi....wo aaj tum is saree me kuch jyada hi khoobsoorat dikh rahi ho....
Sania- accha..par tumhe to saree pasand hi nhi thi....fir kaise khoobsoorat dikhne lagi....
Shoaib- wo...ab kya bolu....wo jab tumne saree pahni...tab ja kar to pata chala...ki tum saree me aur jyada acchi lagti ho...
Sania- hmm...tab to mujhe roj saree hi pahanna chahiye na.....wo burka kabhi nhi pahnugi....chalega na....
Shaoib(bina man ke )- theek hai....waise....aaj tum kuch badli hui bhi dikh rahi ho....
Sania- badli matlab....main kaha badli...tum kahna kya chahte ho.......
Shaoib- are....mera matlab tha ki aaj tum kafi waqt ke baad khush dikh rahi ho.,..tumne aaj kafi waqt baad apne aapko acche se sajaya hai.....nhi to tum to make-up karna.....apna khyaal rakhna....sab bhool hi chuki thi na.....bas isliye bola ki badli hui dikh rahi ho.......
Sania- to kya tumhe khushi.......
Shoaib(beech me)- are nhi....main tumhe khush dekh kar bahut khush hu...sach me....
Sania- hmm...main khush hu...aur meri khushi ki wajah hai golu ji....
Shoaib(hairaani se)- golu ji...kaise....
Sania(sambhal kar)- are...wo golu ji ki wajah se to hum sab acche se rah rahe hai...tumhara ilaaj bhi accha chal raha hai...rahne ki paresaani bhi khatm....kharche ki koi fikr nhi....aur sabse badi baat....golu ji ki wajah se sunny bhi bahut khush hai....wo to golu ji ko bahut chahne laga hai......jabse golu ji uske abbu bane hai...tabhi se...
Shoaib- kya....
Sania- are...wo garden me gaye the na....aur waha uske dosto ke liye golu ji hi uska abbu the .......wo bol rahi hu....aur tum dono ko khush dekh kar main bhi khush hu.....
Shoaib- sahi kaha....golu ji ne hume saari khushiya de di...meri biwi ki itna khush dekh kar main bhi bahut khush hu...aauumm...
Aur shoaib ne aage ho kar fir se sania ki kamar ko hath se dawaya hi tha...ki sania ne use rok diya.......
Sania- ab bas bhi karo.....ab muje golu ji ke liye shek aur salaad banana hai....aur fir nasta bhi......
Shoaib- hmm...
Fir shoaib kichen se bahar aaya aur hall me baith kar TV dekhne laga........
Sania(man me)- ab tumhe kya kahu shoaib...ki meri khushi ka kya raaj hai....asal me ab maine wo rasta chun liya hai...jaha sirf khulhaali hi khushaali hai....bas ek hi baat hai....jo saayad.....huh....jane bhi do...tumse kah bhi dugi....to bhi koi matlab nhi....huh...
Fir kareeb 30-40 minute ke baad golu ki aawaaj gooji....to sania jaldi se haal me aa gai.....
Golu- sania......kaha rah gai....jaldi aao...aur meri towel le aana....
Sania- ji....main abhi aati hu.....
Sania ne itna bola hi tha ki uski najar shoaib par padi...jo use hairaani se dekh raha tha....
Sania(sambhal kar)- wo golu ji saayad kasrat khatm kar chuke.....aur towel bhool gaye....aur shek bhi chahiye hoga na....main abhi de kar aati hu...
Shoaib- hmm...
Shoaib ko golu ka sania ko yu hukum dena bilkul bhi pasand nhi aaya tha....par wo kya bolta.....isliye chup hi raha....
Use samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki kya kahe.......kyoki na to wo sania se ye bol sakta tha ki golu ji ki baat na maane....aur na hi golu ko bol sakta tha ki wo uski biwi ko aise hukum na de....
Khair....shoaib soch hi raha tha ki tabhi uske saamne se hi uski biwi golu ji ke liye salaad, shek aur towel le kar gym me chali gai...aur shoaib man maar kar TV dekhne laga.......
Aur fir kareeb 30-40 minute baad sania lout kar aai to shoaib us par bhadak utha.....
Shoaib- itni der kaha laga di.,...saamaan dene me itna waqt lagta hai kya....
Sania(sakpaka kar)- wo....wo golu ji ne rok liya tha....kuch baat karne....tum chaho to...
Shoaib(beech me)- ye tum-tum kya laga rakha hai....us din tumhe gusse me dekh kar maine kuch nhi bola....par ab to tum roj hi....aap se seedha tum...kya hai ye....
Golu(neeche aate huye)- kyo....tumhe isme kuch galat lagta hai kya.....
Shoaib(sambhal kar)- nhi...aisa to nhi...par ye mujhe hamesha se aap hi bolti thi....par kuch dino se tum-tum karne lagi...
Golu- ohh....ye to galat hai sania....tum shoaib ko tum mat bola karo...
Sania hairani se golu ki taraf dekhne lagi....aur shoaib khush ho gaya....
Shaoib- sun liya....ab golu ji ki baat mano....jo wo kah rahe hai....wahi karo...
Golu- haa....sania...tum aaj se shoaib ko uske naam se bulaogi.....samjhi....
Ye sun kar shoaib ka muh utar gaya....uske chehre se saari khushi gaayab ho gai....aur wahi sania halke se muskura uthi...
Sania- par naam....ye kaise...
Shoaib- ha golu ji...humare me biwi apne souhar ka naam nhi leti.,..
Golu- to main kya karu...are....tum kis sadi me jee rahe ho....aaj kal to sab naam se hi bulate hai....aur aise bulane se dono ko ahsaas rahta hai ki wo dono barabari ke hai...samjhe...
Shoaib- par...golu ji...ye to ajeeb lagega...
Golu- kuch ajeeb nhi hai....maine bola na...dono ek-dusre ko naam se hi bulaoge...samjhe.....
Golu ka hukum sun kar shoaib chup raha....aur haa me apni gardan hila di....wahi sania ne bhi najren jhuka ka haa bol diya....
Golu- sania....main nahane ja raha hu...tum nasta taiyaar rakhna....
Sania- ji....
Fir golu bedroom me ghus gaya aur sania kichen me aa gai....aur bechara shoaib TV ke saamne baitha hua bhi TV ki jagah sania ko dekhne laga....
Shoaib(man me)- ye golu ji bhi na....are meri biwi mera naam le kar bulayegi...aah...kitna bada gunaah hai ye....par main unhe kya bolu.....hmm..sania se baat karuga...wahi unhe samjha sakti hai....
Ye sab sochte huye shoaib seedha sania ke paas pahuch gaya.....aur waha se use sania ki saree par kuch ajeeb sa nisaan dikha.....
Shoaib- are sania....
Sania(palat kar)- huh...ab kya hua...
Shoaib- wo tumhari saree par ye nisaan...ye kaise laga.....
Shoaib ki baat sun kar sania ko yaad aaya ki kuch der pahle gym me kya hua tha......
Asal me jab sania gym me pahuchi to usne dekha ki golu sirf short pahne khada hua tha....uper se wo pura nanga tha....
Uski kasi hui peeth sania ki najron ke saamne thi....jo puri tarah paseene se bheegi hui thi....
Sania , golu ko aisa dekh kar ekdam se kaamp si gai....use achanak hi apne jishm me ek sansani se mahsoos hone lagi....
Aur tabhi golu palat gaya....to uski choudi chhati dekh kar to sania sann hi rah gai.....
Golu(muskura kar)- kya hua jaan....paas aao....
Sania kuch der tak yu hi khadi rahi aur fir bina kuch bole golu ke kareeb pahuch gai...
Sania ke paas aate hi golu ne uske hath se tray le kar table par rakh di aur uske thoda aur kareeb aa gaya.....
Golu- jaan....tum janti ho na ki tumhe kyo bulaya....
Sania fir se chup rahi...aur golu ki aankho me dekhne lagi....aur fir usne apna hath badaya aur towel se golu ka seena pocchne lagi.....
Golu- hmm..badi samjhdaar hai meri jaan...
Khair....fir sania ne acche se golu ka seena saaf kiya....aur seena saaf hote hi golu palat gaya....aur sania uski peeth pochhne lagi....
Sania- aap itni mehnat kyo karte hai....
Golu- kyo....ye galat hai kya....
Sania- nhi...par dekho na....aapko kitna paseena aa raha hai....
Golu- to kya hua....agar tum jaisi haseena mere paas ho...jo mera paseena saaf kare....to main 24 ghante hi paseene se nahaya rahu.....
Sania(muskura kar)- aap bhi na....thoda kam mehnat kiya kijiye na....
Golu- are...agar yaha kam mehnat ki...to apni jaan ko kaise khush kar pauga....kyo...samjhi na....
Sania(sharma kar)- um hu...
Golu- to abhi samjha deta hu....
Ye bol kar golu ghooma aur sania ko baahon me kas kar utha liya aur use seedha table par baitha diya.....
Par golu ye nhi dekh paya ki sania seedha salaad ki plate par baith gai....jisse uski saree me daag lag gaya tha...
Khair.....sania ko table par baitha kar golu aage jhuka....aur apne hontho ko sania ke hontho ke paas le gaya....
Sania ki saanse badne lagi...use golu ke paseene ki sugandh maadak lagne lagi....
Ek mard ka paseena aourat ko jyada hi kamuk bana deta hai...bas wahi haal sania ka bhi tha....
Sania kaam vasna me doob jane ko taiyaar thi....usne apne honth khud hi badaye aur golu ka nichla honth dawa kar choosne lagi...
Golu ne bhi sania ki kamar kas ke pakdi aur hontho ki chusaai suru kar di....
Dono hi masti me choor ek-dusre ko betahasha choomne lage.....
Sania ki baahen ab golu ke gale me thi...aur golu ka ek hath sania ki nangi kamar par tha....
Golu sania ki chikni kamar ko kas kar dawa raha tha...jisse sania aur jyada mast ho kar honth choos rahi thi....
Dono ka ye pyaar kareeb 10 minute tak chalta raha....aur fir golu ne sania ko chhod diya....
Golu ke piche hatne se sania hairani se golu ko dekhne lagi....
Golu- are...aise mat dekho...baki ka kaam thodi der me karte hai....hmm....ab chalo...
Sania- wo aap...shek aur salaad....
Golu(shek utha kar)- shek to pi luga....par salat ab kisi kaam ka nhi raha....
Sania(dekh kar)- aah...ye kya ho gaya....salad to...aur meri saree bhi...
Golu- are...tum saree ki fikr chhodo....aur rahi baat salad ki...to wo tumhari mulayam gaand ke neeche aa kar khud ko kismat wala hi samjhega....haha....
Golu ki baat sun kar sania muskuraye bina nhi rahi...aur jaldi se utar kar apni saree saaf karne lagi....
Golu- ruko...main karta hu...
Fir golu ne shek pite huye towel se sania ki gaand ko malte huye saree ko saaf kar diya....par fir bhi uska nisaan nhi gaya...
Golu- ab aur nhi hoga...tum saree badal lena....ab chalo....
Aur fir dono neeche aa gaye......
Shoaib- kya hua....kya sochne lagi...ye daag laga kaise...
Sania- huh...wo...wo kya hua...ki waha maine salaad ko table par rakh diya tha...aur fir golu ji ka intzaar karne lagi...kyoki wo bathroom me chale gaye the....
Aur fir main bhi intzaar karte huye anjane me table par baith gai.....to galti se salad par hi baith gai...
Shoaib(muskura kar)- ohh...koi nhi...saaf kar lena....
Sania- hmm...aur kuch....
Shoaib- are haa...wo golu ji ne jo abhi kaha...ki tum mera naam logi...
Sania(beech me)- shoaib....aise hi na....
Shoaib(ghoor kar)- ye kya badtamizi hai....ye mujhe pasand nhi....
Sania- to ja kar golu ji ko bol do....
Shoaib- nhi...tum bologi....
Sania- main..main kaise...main unhe khilaaf kaise bol sakti hu...
Shoaib- kyo nhi bol sakti....are tum mere khilaaf bol sakti ho to unke khilaaf kyo nhi...kyo wo tumhare liye souhar se bad kar hai....
Sania(man me)- ha hai....souhar se laakh guna bad kar hai....
Shoaib- tumhi ja kar samjhao unhe...wo tumhe mana nhi karege....tumhari baat samjhege....
Sania(joor se)- kyo...kya main unki biwi hu jo wo meri baat samjhege...haa...
Shoaib- are nhi...tum to galat samjhi...main to isliye bol raha tha ki wo aourat ki ijjat karte hai...to bolo na unse...
Sania(shant ho kar)- theek hai...main raat ko baat karoogi...filhaal main tumhara naam nhi lugi....jab tak golu ji nhi bolte...theek....abhi tum jao...unko nasta banana hai...unhe der ho rahi hogi...
Shoaib- hmm.....
Aur fir shoaib hall me aa gaya aur sania golu ke liye nasta banane lagi.....
Thodi der baad sania ne nasta taiyaar kiya aur use tray me le kar bedroom me jane lagi......
Shoaib- ab nasta le kar kaha ja rahi ho...wo yahi dining table par aayege na....
Sania- nhi...unhone bola hai ki unko nasta bedroom me hi le kar aana....
Shoaib- ohh...theek hai....jao fir....
Golu- sania....aur kitni der......
Shoaib- ab jao bhi....wo bula rahe hai....
Sania(shoaib ko dekhte huye)- ji....abhi aai......
Fir sania aage badi aur bedroom me ghus gai.....aur usne fir se andar aate hi gate ko pair se thoda dhakka maar diya.....usse gate band to hua....par poori tarah se nahi......
shoaib ne band huye gate ki taraf ek najar dekha aur fir apni najren TV ki taraf ghuma li.......
Par thodi hi der me use kuch aawaaje sunaai di....jaise ki usne pahle bhi suni thi....
Aur jab usane un aawazo ko dhyaan se suna.....to uske dimaag me fir se halchal hui....isliye usne gate par apni aankhe gada di.....
Shoaib ne gate dekhte huye andar se aane wali aawaajon ki wajah janne ki kosis ki...par wo nakaam raha....use kuch bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha......
Aur uper se uske dimaag me ajeeb se khyaal badte ja rahe the....use lagataar chudiyon aur paayal ki aawaaj aa rahi thi....sath hi sath sania aur golu bhai ki halki aawaaj bhi beech me sunaai de rahi thi...
Shoaib ye sunte huye apne dimaag ko bure khayaalon se bacha raha tha....par wo jyada der tak nhi bacha saka....
Uska dimaag kahne laga ki use andar hone wali baat ko janna chahiye......ki aakhir ye aawaajen kyo aa rahi hai....
Bas yahi sochte hi usne bedroom ki taraf jaane ka faisla kiya aur apani wheelchair ko chala kar aage bad gaya......
Par jaise hi uski wheelchair aage badi to achanak se aawaaje ruk gai aur kuch hi second me gate khol kar sania bahar aa gai....
Bahar aate hi sania ki najar shoaib par padi to wo use ajeeb najron se dekhne lagi...
Sania- tum kya kar rahe the....
Shoaib(sambhal kar)- main...kuch nhi...wo main room me ja raha tha....
Sania(muskura kar)- ohh...chalo main chhod deti hu....
Ye bol kar sania aage aai aur shoaib ki wheelchair dhakel kar use room me chhod aai...
Is beech shoaib ko kuch ajeeb sa ahsaas hua....par usne chup rahna hi sahi samjha...kyoki wo abhi is ahsaas ko theek se samjh nhi pa raha tha.......
Khair......thodi der baad golu taiyaar hua aur main gate par aate hi sania ko aawaaj di.....jise sun kar sania samjh gai ki golu ji use kisliye bula rahe hai....
Aur fir sania bahar aai aur ek najar shoaib ke room par maar kar turant golu ke gale me baahen daal kar golu ko kiss karne lagi.....
Shoaib(room se)- sania.....mujhe pani de do.....
Shoaib ki aawaaj sun kar bhi sania aur golu nhi ruke.....dono ek-dusre ke hontho ko jam kar chooste rahe.....
Shoaib(kuch der baad)- tum aa rahi ho ya main hi aa jaau....
Sania- uuuummmhhhh....ruko....deti hu.....thoda ruko...aauuummmmmm...uuummmmm....
Golu- uuuummmmhhh...bas meri jaan....ab mujhe jane de....nhi to abhi ke abhi tujhe bedroom me le jauga....
Sania(sharma kar)- to maine kab mana kiya aapko....
Golu(muskura kar)- janta hu...par abhi kaam hai meri jaan....uummmhh...chalta hu...bye...
Sania(muskura kar)- main jane ke liye bol rahi thi....aur aap to bas.....chaliye.....bye.....apna khyaal rakhna....
Golu(has kar)- badmaas....ruk ja...bapis aakar badmaasi nikalta hu.....bye....love you....
Shoaib(joor se)- sania.....
Sania(gate laga kar)- aa rahi hu.....
Fir sania pani le kar shoaib ke paas pahuch gai.....
Shoaib- kya yaar....1 glass pani ke liye kitni der....
Sania- to kya karu....wo golu ji kuch jaroori baat kar rahe the...to aise kaise aa jati.....
Shoaib- ohh...wo chale gaye....
Sania- hmm.....ab tum aaraam karo...main khana banane ja rahi hu....
Khair....fir pure din kuch khas nhi hua.....par shaam ko sania ready hui aur hall me aa gai.....
Sania- suno....tum thoda sunny ka khyaal rakhna....main bahar ja rahi hu....
Shoaib- bahar...kyo...kya kaam hai....
Sania- ab tumhe sabkuch bata kar hi karu kya....
Shoaib(hairani se)- kya....ye tum kaise....
Sania(sambhal kar)- kuch nhi..main ye bol rahi thi...ki ghar me kuch na kuch saamaan ki jaroorat pad jati hai...to ab tumhe kya-kya batau....waise bhi main nhi chahti ki tum jyada paresaan ho....
Shoaib- ohh....to kab tak aaogi....
Sania- jaldi hi aa jaugi....
Aur ye bol kar sania ghar se nikal gai.....aur shoaib apne bete ke sath khelne laga.....
Sania(ghar se nikalte hi)- golu ji....aapne aaj tak jo karna tha...wo kar liya....ab meri baari......aaj ki raat mazedaar hogi....huh...
AAKHIR KAHA GAI HAI SANIA........KYA CHAL RAHA HAI USKE DIMAAG ME....???
KYA USKA GHAR SE JANA GOLU KE LIYE KUCH BURI KHABAR LAAYGA....???
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Shoaib ki aur gand jalao bhai
. Ye sania kya karti he dekhte he golu bhai ko khush karne ka soch rahi hogi shayad.Bahut khoob shikari bhai
To ab sania khushi-khushi golu bhai ki hone lagi hai, aur shoaib bechara sabkuch jaan kar bhi anjana ban raha hai , saayad
Khair, ab shoaib ko aur bechara banao, aur shabnam ki bhi class chalu karo bhai
Agle update ka intzaar rahega
Lage raho golu bhai
To ab sania khushi-khushi golu bhai ki hone lagi hai, aur shoaib bechara sabkuch jaan kar bhi anjana ban raha hai , saayad
Khair, ab shoaib ko aur bechara banao, aur shabnam ki bhi class chalu karo bhai
Agle update ka intzaar rahega
Lage raho golu bhai
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