UPDATE 2
PAYAL didi ko main taal diya
Woh bhi mujhse dobara nahi puchhi
Unke jaane ke baad main apna phone nikaala
Aur ek number dial kiya
Ek hi ring ke baad phone utha liya usne
Uska naam nisha tha
Woh meri secretary thi
Nisha.. hello sir kaise hain aap
Raama..theek hai meri jaan
Aap batao aap kaisi ho
Nisha..aapke bina dil nahi lag raha hai
Raama..aapka dil nahi lag raha hai
Ya phir aapki choot ka
Nisha..dono ka
Raama..zara ek naam note karo
Nisha.. bataiye
Raama.. thakur durjan singh
Iske paida hone se aaj tak
Jo bhi isne kiya hai
Saari jaankari chahiye
With proof
Nisha..kal subah tak de dungi
Raama..aur aunty ko mera pyar dena
Nisha..ok
Phone cut hua
Kuchh der baad mere dono maama mere room mein aagaye
Woh yeh kehne aaye the
Ki woh jaa rahe hain
Unke sath unki biwi bhi thi
Pehle main bade mama ke gale laga
Woh chaunk gaye
Lekin phir unhone bhi meri peeth thapthapayi
Phir chhote mama ke gale laga main
Lekin jab main badi maami ke gale laga
Toh kisi ko ajeeb nahi laga
Badi maami..beta agar yahan nahi rehna ho
Toh humare yahan aajana
Raama..aajaungi maami jee
Waise bhi bahut time ho gaya
Aapke hatho ka bana halwa khaye hue
Badi maami rone lagi
Main unke ansu pochha
Phir main chhoti maami ki taraf dekha
Unhone apni baahein khol di
Main unse lipat gaya
Chhoti maami..beta jo hona tha ho gaya
Ab apna aur apni behno ka khyal rakhna
Ab wohi teri family hain
Raama..aap sab bhi meri family hain
Chhoti maami..haan beta
Aur uske baad woh sab chali gayi
Aur main apni maamiyo ko chodne laga
Apne dimaag mein
Aise hi raat ho gayi
Main bed pe baitha soch raha tha
Ki ab aage kya karna hai
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur badi chachi andar aayi
Unka naam megha tha
Megha..so rahe the kya
Raama..nahi so toh nahi raha tha
Aap bataiye yahan is waqt kya kar rahi hain
Chachi bed pe baith gayi
Main unhein dekhne laga
Megha..mujhse tumse ek baat puchhni hai
Raama..puchhiye
Megha..kya tumhein yaad hai sab kuchh
Raama..haan
Megha..tum kisi ko bataoge toh nahi
Raama..mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Aapne kya kiya
Karti ho
Yeh sunke chachi mujhe dekhne lagi
Megha.. tumhare chacha tumhein maarna chahte hain
Yeh sunke main hanse laga
Megha..hans kyun rahe ho
Raama..aapne kabhi sher ko dekha hai
Megha..nahi
Raama..ab aadmi apni soch mein sher ko maar sakta
Lekin khule maidan mein sher ka agar saamna ho jaaye
Toh mard hone ki galat fehmi door ho jaati hai
Bas aapke pati ko jo karna hai kar lene dijiye
Megha..yeh nahi puchoge
Ki maine kyun bataya
Raama..aapki apni wajah hogi
Megha..main ab yeh sab nahi kar sakti
Meri bhi jawan betiya hain
Main majbur thi
Ab main yeh sab chhodna chahti hoon
Raama..toh chhod dijiye
Mana kisne kiya hai aapko
Megha.. tumhare chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge
Raama..woh aapki problem hai
Megha..meri madad karo na
Raama..badle mein mujhe kya milega
Megha..tum jo bologe
Main karungi
Bas Apne chacha ko raaste se hata do
Raama..aapka kehne ka matlab hai
Ki main unhein maar doon
Megha..kuchh aisa karo ki woh zinda toh rahein
Lekin kuchh kar na paaye
Raama.. sochunga
Ab aap jaaiye
Megha..kahan the itne dino tak
Raama..batau
Ya dikhaun
Megha.. matlab
Maine apne mobile mein ek video play kar diya
Aur screen chachi ki taraf kar diya
Jaise jaise chachi woh video dekhti gayi
Unka jism kaanpne laga
Woh mujhe ghabrayi hui dekhne lagi
Raama..yahi karta hoon main
Aur phir woh bina kuchh bole chali gayi
Aise bhaagi jaise Kisi ne unki saari mein patakho ki ladi jala ke chhod di ho
Main so gaya
Abhi main soya hua tha
Ki mujhe kuchh mehsus hua
Main apni aankhein kholke dekha
Toh koi mujhse lipti hui so rahi thi
Komal thi yeh
Jo mujhse lipti so chuki thi
Main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
Aur phir apni aankhein band kar liya
Lekin kuchh der baad koi aake mujhse lipat gayi
Woh bhi peechhe se
Usne Apne hath meri Gardan pe lapet liye
Jab maine uski awaj suni toh pata chala
Ki yeh kajol hai
Kajol.. bhaiya ab main aapko kahin nahi jaane dungi
Use lag raha tha ki main soya hua hoon
Main muskura diya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah phone bajne se meri neend tooti
Nisha ne hi call kiya tha
Main hello kiya
Nisha..good morning sir
Raama..good morning
Nisha.. main aapko mail kar chuki hoon
Durjan se judi har baatein
Raama..ok
Nisha..bye sir
Phir phone cut gaya
Ab mere paas koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur komal jaa chuki thi
Main ready hoke room se nikal gaya
Tabhi mujhe aruna aur kavita chachi dikhi
Jo hall mein baithi hui thi
Aruna aur kavita chachi chhote chacha ki vidhwa thi
Main jaake un dono ke pair chhua
Aur unke paas baith gaya
Aruna..kaise ho beta
Raama.. theek hoon chachi
Kavita..tu toh ek.dum jawan ho Gaya hai
Raama..lekin aap bilkul pehle jaisi dikh rahi ho
Kavita..achcha beta apni chachi se majak kar raha hai
Raama.. chachi majak nahi kar raha hoon
Main jhuth nahi bolta
Aruna..tu baith main tere liye kuchh leke aati hoon
Khaane ke liye
Aruna chachi chali gayi
Kavita.. Bhabhi bahut yaad karti thi tujhe
Unhein yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Itne saalo tak kahan tha
Kya kar raha tha
Raama..main inspector hoon yahan ke police station ka
Kavita..mujhe toh yakeen nahi hai
Raama..mat kijiye
Aur yeh kya white saari pehne hui ho aap
Kavita..vidhwa aurtein safed kapde hi pehenti hain
Mere mata pita mujhe Lene aaye the
Jab main vidhwa hui thi
Lekin tere pita the thakur
Unhone mujhe kahin jaane nahi diya
Raama..ab aap jaa sakti hain
Kavita..ab jaake kya karungi
Raama..chacha ki yaad aati hai
Kavita..ab nahi aati
Pehle bahut yaad aati thi
Raama.. chaliye ab main chalta hoon
Kavita..aruna khana laane gayi hai tere liye
Raama..aap Apne hatho se khilaogi toh khaunga
Kavita.. bachpan ki aadat gayi nahi teri
Khud se ab bhi nahi khata
Raama..na kabhi khaya hai
Aur na kahunga
Kavita..aur agar koi na khilaye toh
Raama..toh bhukha mar jaaunga
Yeh sunke chachi nr mere munh pe apna hath rakh Diya
Kavita..mare tere dushman
Raama..achcha nahi bolta
Uske baad aruna chachi merr liye khana leke aagayi
Aur kavita chachi mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Aur yeh dekhke jo jhaantein sulgi
Majhli chachi ki
Waise majhli chachi ki choot jhaanto waali hain
Ya phir bina jhaanto waali
Are yeh sab mat soch phirse injection maarna pad jaayega
Toh Kavita chachi ke hatho se khaana khane ke baad
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Aur cigarette peene laga
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki aanchal didi aajayengi
Toh aanchal didi aayi
Mujhe cigarette peeta hua dekha
Aur uske baad jo unhone lecture dena shuru kiya
Raama..are aap itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho
Mujhe aadat hai
Aanchal..tujhe pata nahi hai kya
Ki health kitni kharab hoti hai
Yeh peene se
Khabardar agar aaj ke baad Peeya hai
Tabhi ek maid upar aagayi
Yaar mere ghar ki toh maid bhi damdaar hain
Baba police waale aaye hain
Aapke Baare mein puchh rahe hain
Raama...naam kya hai tumhara
Jee mera naam seema hai
Didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..mere kuchh kapde hain dhone waale
Dho dena
Aanchal..woh kyun dhoyegi
Raama..ab main thodi na dhounga
Aap bhi kamal ho
Aanchal..main dhoungi idiot
Tum kyun khadi ho jaao yahan se
Seema chali gayi
Aur didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..kya hua
Aanchal..ab bhi pee raha hai
Kitni gandi smell hai
Tu fenkega ki nahi
Raama..aap bhi peeyo na
Aanchal..maarungi bahut
Raama..peeyo na
Didi ne jo mujhe dhoya
Raama..ab fenk toh diya
Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Aur phir neeche aagaya
Jab police waalo ne mujhe salute kiya
Toh majhle chacha ki fat gayi
Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki sub inspector ek ladki hogi
Naam tha pooja
Pooja..sir mera naam pooja hai
Raama..toh
Yeh sunke pooja ka munh chhota sa ho gaya
Raama.. sorry
Chaliye ab chalte hain
Daadi..kahan ja raha hai beta
Raama.. police station ja raha hoon
Daadi..kyun
Raama..ab sho hoon police station ka
Toh jaana toh padega hi
Daadi..mujhe garv hai tujhpe
Raama..kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi khud pe garv hota hai
Yeh bolke main nikal gaya police station
Pooja jee gaadi chala rahi thi
Raama..waise aur kaun kaun hai police station mein
Pooja..jee main hoon
2 asi hai
Ek si
Aur aap hain
Main aur kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der baad hum police station pahunch gaye
Sabne mujhe salute kiya
Kamal hai yaar
Dono asi ladki
Dusri si bhi ladki
Yeh jarur nisha ka kaam hai
Police station characters
Sub inspector.. pooja
Second sub inspector..madhuri
Assistant sub inspector..jaya
Second assistant sub inspector..shikha
Head constable..sulekha
Sabki age 25 se 30 ke beech mein thi
Main apne cabin mein jaake baith gaya
Waise Madhuri Dixit nahi thi
Abhi police station mein
Raama.. Madhuri Dixit kahan gayi hain
Pooja..jee woh kisi ko arrest karne gayi hai
Raama..gayi hain
Mere saamne sab ek dusre se respect se baat karenge
Pooja..jee sir
Raama.. thakur avdesh Singh ke murder ki file leke aaiye
Pooja..jee
Raama..jee Matlab
Pooja..unke murder ki file toh sp sahab ke paas hai
Raama..ok
Abhi hum Kuch aur baat karte
Kisi ke chillane ki awajein aane lagi
Main bahar nikalke dekha
Toh ek aadmi cheekhe ja raha tha
Tabhi meri najar Madhuri Dixit pe padi
Baap re yeh toh sachmein Madhuri Dixit ki tarah dikhti hai
Inspector mujhe arrest karna bahut mehnga padega mujhe
Mere maalik tujhe nanga karke chodenge
Raama.. badtamizi nahi
Ab badtamizi daal tu apni gaand mein
Tere se pehle jo inspector tha
Woh bhi mere maalik ke tukde pe palta tha
Aur tu bhi palega
Raama..are Madhuri jee yeh aapko chot kaise lagi
Madhuri..sir isne mere sar pe bottle maar diya
Yeh sunte hi main us aadmi ka collar pakda
Aur use dusri taraf fenk diya
Aur uske pairo pe kick maarne laga
Uski cheekhein nikalne lagi
Tu jaanta nahi hai
Main kaun hoon
Main thakur durjan singh ka aadmi hoon
Woh tujhe jaan se maar denge
Ab gun toh cabin mein reh gayi thi
Toh maine gaya pooja ke paas
Uski gun nikaali
Aur do baar trigger dabane ke baad
Woh khaamosh ho gaya
Sab shocked reh gaye
Raama..jaya jee aur shikha jee
Le jaaiye ise
Madhuri..sir yeh aapne kya kiya
Raama..iski himmat kaise hui
Aap pe hath uthane ki
Ab yeh sunke Madhuri Dixit blush karne lagi
Jaya aur shikha leke gayi us aadmi ki laash ko
Uske baad main Apne cabin mein aaya
Aur pending files dekhne laga
80 percent cases durjan singh se Jude hue the
Tabhi pooja mere cabin mein aagyi
Ab dopeher ho chuki thi
Lunch ka time kabka nikal chuka tha
Pooja..sir lunch nahi karenge kya
Raama..main toh nahi laaya
Pooja..koi baat nahi aap mere Tiffin mein se kha lijiye
Abhi pooja ne yeh bola tha
Ki payal didi mere cabin mein ghus gayi
Payal..khana laayi hoon tere liye
Raama..aap ko yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi
Aur Akayle aayi hain aap
Payal..mujhe driving aati hai
Raama..pooja jee yeh meri didi hain payal
Pooja ko dekhke payal didi ne ajeeb sa munh bana liya
Pooja bechari chali gayi
Aur phir payal didi mujhe apne hatho se khilane lagi
Payal..itne dino tak kaun tujhe khilata tha
Raama..meri amma
Payal..amma kaun hai
Raama.. matlab maa khilati thi
Payal..ab kahan hain woh
Raama..4 saal pehle woh chal basi
Payal..toh 4 saal se kaun khilata tha
Raama..nisha
Payal..ab yeh nisha kaun hai
Raama..meri dost hai
Usi ke sath toh main rehta ths
Payal..ab kahan hai woh
Raama..apne ghar pe
Aur aap kitne sawal karti hain
Payal didi ne mere sar pe maara
Aur phir chali gayi
Wohin badi chachi gum sum baithi hui thi
Tabhi unke kandhe pe majhli chachi ne hath rakh diya
Badi chachi cheekh padi
Majhli chachi ka naam sandhya tha
Sandhya..main hoon didi aap cheekh kyun padi
Megha.. mujhe laga
Sandhya..aap itni ghabrayi hui kyun hain
Megha..kya bataun
Plan ke hisaab se main gayi thi uske paas
Lekin usne jo mujhe dikhaya meri rooh kaanp gayi
Sandhya..aisa kya dikhaya usne aapko
Megha..usne ek sath kayi logo apne hatho se cheer diya
Aur uski video bhi bana li
Sandhya..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi hain
Usne kisi film ka scene dikhaya hoga aapko
Megha.. Nahi woh khud tha
Sandhya..aaj main koshish karke dekhti hoon
Megha..tu kya karegi
Sandhya..aap bas dekhti jaao
Kaise uske hatho
Main hum dono ke patiyo ko thikane lagwati hoon
Megha..dheere bol koi sun na le
Main sp ko phone lagaya
Raama..main bol raha hoon
Sp..main kaun
Raama..raama
Sp..sorry sir sorry
Main aapko pehchaan nahi paaya
Raama..avdesh Singh ke murder ki file bhijwa dijiye
Sp..abhi bhijwata hoon sir
Raama..bye bye....
