Incest Shraap

[DARK WOLFKING]

nice update ..ghar me hi do chacha khooni hai ...dekhte hai hero kaise inko harayega ..

 

[Sunil20121995]

UPDATE 2
PAYAL didi ko main taal diya
Woh bhi mujhse dobara nahi puchhi
Unke jaane ke baad main apna phone nikaala
Aur ek number dial kiya
Ek hi ring ke baad phone utha liya usne
Uska naam nisha tha
Woh meri secretary thi
Nisha.. hello sir kaise hain aap
Raama..theek hai meri jaan
Aap batao aap kaisi ho
Nisha..aapke bina dil nahi lag raha hai
Raama..aapka dil nahi lag raha hai
Ya phir aapki choot ka
Nisha..dono ka
Raama..zara ek naam note karo
Nisha.. bataiye
Raama.. thakur durjan singh
Iske paida hone se aaj tak
Jo bhi isne kiya hai
Saari jaankari chahiye
With proof
Nisha..kal subah tak de dungi
Raama..aur aunty ko mera pyar dena
Nisha..ok

Phone cut hua
Kuchh der baad mere dono maama mere room mein aagaye
Woh yeh kehne aaye the
Ki woh jaa rahe hain
Unke sath unki biwi bhi thi
Pehle main bade mama ke gale laga
Woh chaunk gaye
Lekin phir unhone bhi meri peeth thapthapayi
Phir chhote mama ke gale laga main
Lekin jab main badi maami ke gale laga
Toh kisi ko ajeeb nahi laga
Badi maami..beta agar yahan nahi rehna ho
Toh humare yahan aajana
Raama..aajaungi maami jee
Waise bhi bahut time ho gaya
Aapke hatho ka bana halwa khaye hue

Badi maami rone lagi
Main unke ansu pochha
Phir main chhoti maami ki taraf dekha
Unhone apni baahein khol di
Main unse lipat gaya
Chhoti maami..beta jo hona tha ho gaya
Ab apna aur apni behno ka khyal rakhna
Ab wohi teri family hain
Raama..aap sab bhi meri family hain
Chhoti maami..haan beta

Aur uske baad woh sab chali gayi
Aur main apni maamiyo ko chodne laga
Apne dimaag mein
Aise hi raat ho gayi
Main bed pe baitha soch raha tha
Ki ab aage kya karna hai
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur badi chachi andar aayi
Unka naam megha tha
Megha..so rahe the kya
Raama..nahi so toh nahi raha tha
Aap bataiye yahan is waqt kya kar rahi hain

Chachi bed pe baith gayi
Main unhein dekhne laga
Megha..mujhse tumse ek baat puchhni hai
Raama..puchhiye
Megha..kya tumhein yaad hai sab kuchh
Raama..haan
Megha..tum kisi ko bataoge toh nahi
Raama..mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Aapne kya kiya
Karti ho

Yeh sunke chachi mujhe dekhne lagi
Megha.. tumhare chacha tumhein maarna chahte hain

Yeh sunke main hanse laga
Megha..hans kyun rahe ho
Raama..aapne kabhi sher ko dekha hai
Megha..nahi
Raama..ab aadmi apni soch mein sher ko maar sakta
Lekin khule maidan mein sher ka agar saamna ho jaaye
Toh mard hone ki galat fehmi door ho jaati hai
Bas aapke pati ko jo karna hai kar lene dijiye
Megha..yeh nahi puchoge
Ki maine kyun bataya
Raama..aapki apni wajah hogi
Megha..main ab yeh sab nahi kar sakti
Meri bhi jawan betiya hain
Main majbur thi
Ab main yeh sab chhodna chahti hoon
Raama..toh chhod dijiye
Mana kisne kiya hai aapko
Megha.. tumhare chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge
Raama..woh aapki problem hai
Megha..meri madad karo na
Raama..badle mein mujhe kya milega
Megha..tum jo bologe
Main karungi
Bas Apne chacha ko raaste se hata do
Raama..aapka kehne ka matlab hai
Ki main unhein maar doon
Megha..kuchh aisa karo ki woh zinda toh rahein
Lekin kuchh kar na paaye
Raama.. sochunga
Ab aap jaaiye
Megha..kahan the itne dino tak
Raama..batau
Ya dikhaun
Megha.. matlab

Maine apne mobile mein ek video play kar diya
Aur screen chachi ki taraf kar diya
Jaise jaise chachi woh video dekhti gayi
Unka jism kaanpne laga
Woh mujhe ghabrayi hui dekhne lagi
Raama..yahi karta hoon main

Aur phir woh bina kuchh bole chali gayi
Aise bhaagi jaise Kisi ne unki saari mein patakho ki ladi jala ke chhod di ho
Main so gaya
Abhi main soya hua tha
Ki mujhe kuchh mehsus hua
Main apni aankhein kholke dekha
Toh koi mujhse lipti hui so rahi thi
Komal thi yeh
Jo mujhse lipti so chuki thi
Main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
Aur phir apni aankhein band kar liya
Lekin kuchh der baad koi aake mujhse lipat gayi
Woh bhi peechhe se
Usne Apne hath meri Gardan pe lapet liye
Jab maine uski awaj suni toh pata chala
Ki yeh kajol hai
Kajol.. bhaiya ab main aapko kahin nahi jaane dungi

Use lag raha tha ki main soya hua hoon
Main muskura diya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah phone bajne se meri neend tooti
Nisha ne hi call kiya tha
Main hello kiya

Nisha..good morning sir
Raama..good morning
Nisha.. main aapko mail kar chuki hoon
Durjan se judi har baatein
Raama..ok
Nisha..bye sir

Phir phone cut gaya
Ab mere paas koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur komal jaa chuki thi
Main ready hoke room se nikal gaya
Tabhi mujhe aruna aur kavita chachi dikhi
Jo hall mein baithi hui thi
Aruna aur kavita chachi chhote chacha ki vidhwa thi
Main jaake un dono ke pair chhua
Aur unke paas baith gaya
Aruna..kaise ho beta
Raama.. theek hoon chachi
Kavita..tu toh ek.dum jawan ho Gaya hai
Raama..lekin aap bilkul pehle jaisi dikh rahi ho
Kavita..achcha beta apni chachi se majak kar raha hai
Raama.. chachi majak nahi kar raha hoon
Main jhuth nahi bolta
Aruna..tu baith main tere liye kuchh leke aati hoon
Khaane ke liye

Aruna chachi chali gayi
Kavita.. Bhabhi bahut yaad karti thi tujhe
Unhein yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Itne saalo tak kahan tha
Kya kar raha tha
Raama..main inspector hoon yahan ke police station ka
Kavita..mujhe toh yakeen nahi hai
Raama..mat kijiye
Aur yeh kya white saari pehne hui ho aap
Kavita..vidhwa aurtein safed kapde hi pehenti hain
Mere mata pita mujhe Lene aaye the
Jab main vidhwa hui thi
Lekin tere pita the thakur
Unhone mujhe kahin jaane nahi diya
Raama..ab aap jaa sakti hain
Kavita..ab jaake kya karungi
Raama..chacha ki yaad aati hai
Kavita..ab nahi aati
Pehle bahut yaad aati thi
Raama.. chaliye ab main chalta hoon
Kavita..aruna khana laane gayi hai tere liye
Raama..aap Apne hatho se khilaogi toh khaunga
Kavita.. bachpan ki aadat gayi nahi teri
Khud se ab bhi nahi khata
Raama..na kabhi khaya hai
Aur na kahunga
Kavita..aur agar koi na khilaye toh
Raama..toh bhukha mar jaaunga

Yeh sunke chachi nr mere munh pe apna hath rakh Diya
Kavita..mare tere dushman
Raama..achcha nahi bolta

Uske baad aruna chachi merr liye khana leke aagayi
Aur kavita chachi mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Aur yeh dekhke jo jhaantein sulgi
Majhli chachi ki
Waise majhli chachi ki choot jhaanto waali hain
Ya phir bina jhaanto waali
Are yeh sab mat soch phirse injection maarna pad jaayega

Toh Kavita chachi ke hatho se khaana khane ke baad
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Aur cigarette peene laga
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki aanchal didi aajayengi
Toh aanchal didi aayi
Mujhe cigarette peeta hua dekha
Aur uske baad jo unhone lecture dena shuru kiya
Raama..are aap itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho
Mujhe aadat hai
Aanchal..tujhe pata nahi hai kya
Ki health kitni kharab hoti hai
Yeh peene se
Khabardar agar aaj ke baad Peeya hai

Tabhi ek maid upar aagayi
Yaar mere ghar ki toh maid bhi damdaar hain

Baba police waale aaye hain
Aapke Baare mein puchh rahe hain
Raama...naam kya hai tumhara

Jee mera naam seema hai

Didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..mere kuchh kapde hain dhone waale
Dho dena
Aanchal..woh kyun dhoyegi
Raama..ab main thodi na dhounga
Aap bhi kamal ho
Aanchal..main dhoungi idiot
Tum kyun khadi ho jaao yahan se

Seema chali gayi
Aur didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..kya hua
Aanchal..ab bhi pee raha hai
Kitni gandi smell hai
Tu fenkega ki nahi
Raama..aap bhi peeyo na
Aanchal..maarungi bahut
Raama..peeyo na

Didi ne jo mujhe dhoya
Raama..ab fenk toh diya

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Aur phir neeche aagaya
Jab police waalo ne mujhe salute kiya
Toh majhle chacha ki fat gayi

Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki sub inspector ek ladki hogi
Naam tha pooja
Pooja..sir mera naam pooja hai
Raama..toh

Yeh sunke pooja ka munh chhota sa ho gaya
Raama.. sorry
Chaliye ab chalte hain
Daadi..kahan ja raha hai beta
Raama.. police station ja raha hoon
Daadi..kyun
Raama..ab sho hoon police station ka
Toh jaana toh padega hi
Daadi..mujhe garv hai tujhpe
Raama..kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi khud pe garv hota hai

Yeh bolke main nikal gaya police station
Pooja jee gaadi chala rahi thi
Raama..waise aur kaun kaun hai police station mein
Pooja..jee main hoon
2 asi hai
Ek si
Aur aap hain

Main aur kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der baad hum police station pahunch gaye
Sabne mujhe salute kiya
Kamal hai yaar
Dono asi ladki
Dusri si bhi ladki
Yeh jarur nisha ka kaam hai

Police station characters
Sub inspector.. pooja
Second sub inspector..madhuri
Assistant sub inspector..jaya
Second assistant sub inspector..shikha
Head constable..sulekha
Sabki age 25 se 30 ke beech mein thi

Main apne cabin mein jaake baith gaya
Waise Madhuri Dixit nahi thi
Abhi police station mein
Raama.. Madhuri Dixit kahan gayi hain
Pooja..jee woh kisi ko arrest karne gayi hai
Raama..gayi hain
Mere saamne sab ek dusre se respect se baat karenge
Pooja..jee sir
Raama.. thakur avdesh Singh ke murder ki file leke aaiye
Pooja..jee
Raama..jee Matlab
Pooja..unke murder ki file toh sp sahab ke paas hai
Raama..ok

Abhi hum Kuch aur baat karte
Kisi ke chillane ki awajein aane lagi
Main bahar nikalke dekha
Toh ek aadmi cheekhe ja raha tha
Tabhi meri najar Madhuri Dixit pe padi
Baap re yeh toh sachmein Madhuri Dixit ki tarah dikhti hai

Inspector mujhe arrest karna bahut mehnga padega mujhe
Mere maalik tujhe nanga karke chodenge
Raama.. badtamizi nahi

Ab badtamizi daal tu apni gaand mein
Tere se pehle jo inspector tha
Woh bhi mere maalik ke tukde pe palta tha
Aur tu bhi palega
Raama..are Madhuri jee yeh aapko chot kaise lagi
Madhuri..sir isne mere sar pe bottle maar diya

Yeh sunte hi main us aadmi ka collar pakda
Aur use dusri taraf fenk diya
Aur uske pairo pe kick maarne laga
Uski cheekhein nikalne lagi

Tu jaanta nahi hai
Main kaun hoon
Main thakur durjan singh ka aadmi hoon
Woh tujhe jaan se maar denge

Ab gun toh cabin mein reh gayi thi
Toh maine gaya pooja ke paas
Uski gun nikaali
Aur do baar trigger dabane ke baad
Woh khaamosh ho gaya

Sab shocked reh gaye
Raama..jaya jee aur shikha jee
Le jaaiye ise
Madhuri..sir yeh aapne kya kiya
Raama..iski himmat kaise hui
Aap pe hath uthane ki

Ab yeh sunke Madhuri Dixit blush karne lagi
Jaya aur shikha leke gayi us aadmi ki laash ko
Uske baad main Apne cabin mein aaya
Aur pending files dekhne laga
80 percent cases durjan singh se Jude hue the
Tabhi pooja mere cabin mein aagyi
Ab dopeher ho chuki thi
Lunch ka time kabka nikal chuka tha
Pooja..sir lunch nahi karenge kya
Raama..main toh nahi laaya
Pooja..koi baat nahi aap mere Tiffin mein se kha lijiye

Abhi pooja ne yeh bola tha
Ki payal didi mere cabin mein ghus gayi
Payal..khana laayi hoon tere liye
Raama..aap ko yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi
Aur Akayle aayi hain aap
Payal..mujhe driving aati hai
Raama..pooja jee yeh meri didi hain payal

Pooja ko dekhke payal didi ne ajeeb sa munh bana liya
Pooja bechari chali gayi
Aur phir payal didi mujhe apne hatho se khilane lagi
Payal..itne dino tak kaun tujhe khilata tha
Raama..meri amma
Payal..amma kaun hai
Raama.. matlab maa khilati thi
Payal..ab kahan hain woh
Raama..4 saal pehle woh chal basi
Payal..toh 4 saal se kaun khilata tha
Raama..nisha
Payal..ab yeh nisha kaun hai
Raama..meri dost hai
Usi ke sath toh main rehta ths
Payal..ab kahan hai woh
Raama..apne ghar pe
Aur aap kitne sawal karti hain

Payal didi ne mere sar pe maara
Aur phir chali gayi


Wohin badi chachi gum sum baithi hui thi
Tabhi unke kandhe pe majhli chachi ne hath rakh diya
Badi chachi cheekh padi
Majhli chachi ka naam sandhya tha
Sandhya..main hoon didi aap cheekh kyun padi
Megha.. mujhe laga
Sandhya..aap itni ghabrayi hui kyun hain
Megha..kya bataun
Plan ke hisaab se main gayi thi uske paas
Lekin usne jo mujhe dikhaya meri rooh kaanp gayi
Sandhya..aisa kya dikhaya usne aapko
Megha..usne ek sath kayi logo apne hatho se cheer diya
Aur uski video bhi bana li
Sandhya..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi hain
Usne kisi film ka scene dikhaya hoga aapko
Megha.. Nahi woh khud tha
Sandhya..aaj main koshish karke dekhti hoon
Megha..tu kya karegi
Sandhya..aap bas dekhti jaao
Kaise uske hatho
Main hum dono ke patiyo ko thikane lagwati hoon
Megha..dheere bol koi sun na le

Main sp ko phone lagaya
Raama..main bol raha hoon
Sp..main kaun
Raama..raama
Sp..sorry sir sorry
Main aapko pehchaan nahi paaya
Raama..avdesh Singh ke murder ki file bhijwa dijiye
Sp..abhi bhijwata hoon sir
Raama..bye bye....

 

[AaRYaN8380]

Dhasu update

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

UPDATE 2
PAYAL didi ko main taal diya
Woh bhi mujhse dobara nahi puchhi
Unke jaane ke baad main apna phone nikaala
Aur ek number dial kiya
Ek hi ring ke baad phone utha liya usne
Uska naam nisha tha
Woh meri secretary thi
Nisha.. hello sir kaise hain aap
Raama..theek hai meri jaan
Aap batao aap kaisi ho
Nisha..aapke bina dil nahi lag raha hai
Raama..aapka dil nahi lag raha hai
Ya phir aapki choot ka
Nisha..dono ka
Raama..zara ek naam note karo
Nisha.. bataiye
Raama.. thakur durjan singh
Iske paida hone se aaj tak
Jo bhi isne kiya hai
Saari jaankari chahiye
With proof
Nisha..kal subah tak de dungi
Raama..aur aunty ko mera pyar dena
Nisha..ok

Phone cut hua
Kuchh der baad mere dono maama mere room mein aagaye
Woh yeh kehne aaye the
Ki woh jaa rahe hain
Unke sath unki biwi bhi thi
Pehle main bade mama ke gale laga
Woh chaunk gaye
Lekin phir unhone bhi meri peeth thapthapayi
Phir chhote mama ke gale laga main
Lekin jab main badi maami ke gale laga
Toh kisi ko ajeeb nahi laga
Badi maami..beta agar yahan nahi rehna ho
Toh humare yahan aajana
Raama..aajaungi maami jee
Waise bhi bahut time ho gaya
Aapke hatho ka bana halwa khaye hue

Badi maami rone lagi
Main unke ansu pochha
Phir main chhoti maami ki taraf dekha
Unhone apni baahein khol di
Main unse lipat gaya
Chhoti maami..beta jo hona tha ho gaya
Ab apna aur apni behno ka khyal rakhna
Ab wohi teri family hain
Raama..aap sab bhi meri family hain
Chhoti maami..haan beta

Aur uske baad woh sab chali gayi
Aur main apni maamiyo ko chodne laga
Apne dimaag mein
Aise hi raat ho gayi
Main bed pe baitha soch raha tha
Ki ab aage kya karna hai
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur badi chachi andar aayi
Unka naam megha tha
Megha..so rahe the kya
Raama..nahi so toh nahi raha tha
Aap bataiye yahan is waqt kya kar rahi hain

Chachi bed pe baith gayi
Main unhein dekhne laga
Megha..mujhse tumse ek baat puchhni hai
Raama..puchhiye
Megha..kya tumhein yaad hai sab kuchh
Raama..haan
Megha..tum kisi ko bataoge toh nahi
Raama..mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Aapne kya kiya
Karti ho

Yeh sunke chachi mujhe dekhne lagi
Megha.. tumhare chacha tumhein maarna chahte hain

Yeh sunke main hanse laga
Megha..hans kyun rahe ho
Raama..aapne kabhi sher ko dekha hai
Megha..nahi
Raama..ab aadmi apni soch mein sher ko maar sakta
Lekin khule maidan mein sher ka agar saamna ho jaaye
Toh mard hone ki galat fehmi door ho jaati hai
Bas aapke pati ko jo karna hai kar lene dijiye
Megha..yeh nahi puchoge
Ki maine kyun bataya
Raama..aapki apni wajah hogi
Megha..main ab yeh sab nahi kar sakti
Meri bhi jawan betiya hain
Main majbur thi
Ab main yeh sab chhodna chahti hoon
Raama..toh chhod dijiye
Mana kisne kiya hai aapko
Megha.. tumhare chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge
Raama..woh aapki problem hai
Megha..meri madad karo na
Raama..badle mein mujhe kya milega
Megha..tum jo bologe
Main karungi
Bas Apne chacha ko raaste se hata do
Raama..aapka kehne ka matlab hai
Ki main unhein maar doon
Megha..kuchh aisa karo ki woh zinda toh rahein
Lekin kuchh kar na paaye
Raama.. sochunga
Ab aap jaaiye
Megha..kahan the itne dino tak
Raama..batau
Ya dikhaun
Megha.. matlab

Maine apne mobile mein ek video play kar diya
Aur screen chachi ki taraf kar diya
Jaise jaise chachi woh video dekhti gayi
Unka jism kaanpne laga
Woh mujhe ghabrayi hui dekhne lagi
Raama..yahi karta hoon main

Aur phir woh bina kuchh bole chali gayi
Aise bhaagi jaise Kisi ne unki saari mein patakho ki ladi jala ke chhod di ho
Main so gaya
Abhi main soya hua tha
Ki mujhe kuchh mehsus hua
Main apni aankhein kholke dekha
Toh koi mujhse lipti hui so rahi thi
Komal thi yeh
Jo mujhse lipti so chuki thi
Main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
Aur phir apni aankhein band kar liya
Lekin kuchh der baad koi aake mujhse lipat gayi
Woh bhi peechhe se
Usne Apne hath meri Gardan pe lapet liye
Jab maine uski awaj suni toh pata chala
Ki yeh kajol hai
Kajol.. bhaiya ab main aapko kahin nahi jaane dungi

Use lag raha tha ki main soya hua hoon
Main muskura diya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah phone bajne se meri neend tooti
Nisha ne hi call kiya tha
Main hello kiya

Nisha..good morning sir
Raama..good morning
Nisha.. main aapko mail kar chuki hoon
Durjan se judi har baatein
Raama..ok
Nisha..bye sir

Phir phone cut gaya
Ab mere paas koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur komal jaa chuki thi
Main ready hoke room se nikal gaya
Tabhi mujhe aruna aur kavita chachi dikhi
Jo hall mein baithi hui thi
Aruna aur kavita chachi chhote chacha ki vidhwa thi
Main jaake un dono ke pair chhua
Aur unke paas baith gaya
Aruna..kaise ho beta
Raama.. theek hoon chachi
Kavita..tu toh ek.dum jawan ho Gaya hai
Raama..lekin aap bilkul pehle jaisi dikh rahi ho
Kavita..achcha beta apni chachi se majak kar raha hai
Raama.. chachi majak nahi kar raha hoon
Main jhuth nahi bolta
Aruna..tu baith main tere liye kuchh leke aati hoon
Khaane ke liye

Aruna chachi chali gayi
Kavita.. Bhabhi bahut yaad karti thi tujhe
Unhein yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Itne saalo tak kahan tha
Kya kar raha tha
Raama..main inspector hoon yahan ke police station ka
Kavita..mujhe toh yakeen nahi hai
Raama..mat kijiye
Aur yeh kya white saari pehne hui ho aap
Kavita..vidhwa aurtein safed kapde hi pehenti hain
Mere mata pita mujhe Lene aaye the
Jab main vidhwa hui thi
Lekin tere pita the thakur
Unhone mujhe kahin jaane nahi diya
Raama..ab aap jaa sakti hain
Kavita..ab jaake kya karungi
Raama..chacha ki yaad aati hai
Kavita..ab nahi aati
Pehle bahut yaad aati thi
Raama.. chaliye ab main chalta hoon
Kavita..aruna khana laane gayi hai tere liye
Raama..aap Apne hatho se khilaogi toh khaunga
Kavita.. bachpan ki aadat gayi nahi teri
Khud se ab bhi nahi khata
Raama..na kabhi khaya hai
Aur na kahunga
Kavita..aur agar koi na khilaye toh
Raama..toh bhukha mar jaaunga

Yeh sunke chachi nr mere munh pe apna hath rakh Diya
Kavita..mare tere dushman
Raama..achcha nahi bolta

Uske baad aruna chachi merr liye khana leke aagayi
Aur kavita chachi mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Aur yeh dekhke jo jhaantein sulgi
Majhli chachi ki
Waise majhli chachi ki choot jhaanto waali hain
Ya phir bina jhaanto waali
Are yeh sab mat soch phirse injection maarna pad jaayega

Toh Kavita chachi ke hatho se khaana khane ke baad
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Aur cigarette peene laga
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki aanchal didi aajayengi
Toh aanchal didi aayi
Mujhe cigarette peeta hua dekha
Aur uske baad jo unhone lecture dena shuru kiya
Raama..are aap itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho
Mujhe aadat hai
Aanchal..tujhe pata nahi hai kya
Ki health kitni kharab hoti hai
Yeh peene se
Khabardar agar aaj ke baad Peeya hai

Tabhi ek maid upar aagayi
Yaar mere ghar ki toh maid bhi damdaar hain

Baba police waale aaye hain
Aapke Baare mein puchh rahe hain
Raama...naam kya hai tumhara

Jee mera naam seema hai

Didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..mere kuchh kapde hain dhone waale
Dho dena
Aanchal..woh kyun dhoyegi
Raama..ab main thodi na dhounga
Aap bhi kamal ho
Aanchal..main dhoungi idiot
Tum kyun khadi ho jaao yahan se

Seema chali gayi
Aur didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..kya hua
Aanchal..ab bhi pee raha hai
Kitni gandi smell hai
Tu fenkega ki nahi
Raama..aap bhi peeyo na
Aanchal..maarungi bahut
Raama..peeyo na

Didi ne jo mujhe dhoya
Raama..ab fenk toh diya

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Aur phir neeche aagaya
Jab police waalo ne mujhe salute kiya
Toh majhle chacha ki fat gayi

Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki sub inspector ek ladki hogi
Naam tha pooja
Pooja..sir mera naam pooja hai
Raama..toh

Yeh sunke pooja ka munh chhota sa ho gaya
Raama.. sorry
Chaliye ab chalte hain
Daadi..kahan ja raha hai beta
Raama.. police station ja raha hoon
Daadi..kyun
Raama..ab sho hoon police station ka
Toh jaana toh padega hi
Daadi..mujhe garv hai tujhpe
Raama..kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi khud pe garv hota hai

Yeh bolke main nikal gaya police station
Pooja jee gaadi chala rahi thi
Raama..waise aur kaun kaun hai police station mein
Pooja..jee main hoon
2 asi hai
Ek si
Aur aap hain

Main aur kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der baad hum police station pahunch gaye
Sabne mujhe salute kiya
Kamal hai yaar
Dono asi ladki
Dusri si bhi ladki
Yeh jarur nisha ka kaam hai

Police station characters
Sub inspector.. pooja
Second sub inspector..madhuri
Assistant sub inspector..jaya
Second assistant sub inspector..shikha
Head constable..sulekha
Sabki age 25 se 30 ke beech mein thi

Main apne cabin mein jaake baith gaya
Waise Madhuri Dixit nahi thi
Abhi police station mein
Raama.. Madhuri Dixit kahan gayi hain
Pooja..jee woh kisi ko arrest karne gayi hai
Raama..gayi hain
Mere saamne sab ek dusre se respect se baat karenge
Pooja..jee sir
Raama.. thakur avdesh Singh ke murder ki file leke aaiye
Pooja..jee
Raama..jee Matlab
Pooja..unke murder ki file toh sp sahab ke paas hai
Raama..ok

Abhi hum Kuch aur baat karte
Kisi ke chillane ki awajein aane lagi
Main bahar nikalke dekha
Toh ek aadmi cheekhe ja raha tha
Tabhi meri najar Madhuri Dixit pe padi
Baap re yeh toh sachmein Madhuri Dixit ki tarah dikhti hai

Inspector mujhe arrest karna bahut mehnga padega mujhe
Mere maalik tujhe nanga karke chodenge
Raama.. badtamizi nahi

Ab badtamizi daal tu apni gaand mein
Tere se pehle jo inspector tha
Woh bhi mere maalik ke tukde pe palta tha
Aur tu bhi palega
Raama..are Madhuri jee yeh aapko chot kaise lagi
Madhuri..sir isne mere sar pe bottle maar diya

Yeh sunte hi main us aadmi ka collar pakda
Aur use dusri taraf fenk diya
Aur uske pairo pe kick maarne laga
Uski cheekhein nikalne lagi

Tu jaanta nahi hai
Main kaun hoon
Main thakur durjan singh ka aadmi hoon
Woh tujhe jaan se maar denge

Ab gun toh cabin mein reh gayi thi
Toh maine gaya pooja ke paas
Uski gun nikaali
Aur do baar trigger dabane ke baad
Woh khaamosh ho gaya

Sab shocked reh gaye
Raama..jaya jee aur shikha jee
Le jaaiye ise
Madhuri..sir yeh aapne kya kiya
Raama..iski himmat kaise hui
Aap pe hath uthane ki

Ab yeh sunke Madhuri Dixit blush karne lagi
Jaya aur shikha leke gayi us aadmi ki laash ko
Uske baad main Apne cabin mein aaya
Aur pending files dekhne laga
80 percent cases durjan singh se Jude hue the
Tabhi pooja mere cabin mein aagyi
Ab dopeher ho chuki thi
Lunch ka time kabka nikal chuka tha
Pooja..sir lunch nahi karenge kya
Raama..main toh nahi laaya
Pooja..koi baat nahi aap mere Tiffin mein se kha lijiye

Abhi pooja ne yeh bola tha
Ki payal didi mere cabin mein ghus gayi
Payal..khana laayi hoon tere liye
Raama..aap ko yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi
Aur Akayle aayi hain aap
Payal..mujhe driving aati hai
Raama..pooja jee yeh meri didi hain payal

Pooja ko dekhke payal didi ne ajeeb sa munh bana liya
Pooja bechari chali gayi
Aur phir payal didi mujhe apne hatho se khilane lagi
Payal..itne dino tak kaun tujhe khilata tha
Raama..meri amma
Payal..amma kaun hai
Raama.. matlab maa khilati thi
Payal..ab kahan hain woh
Raama..4 saal pehle woh chal basi
Payal..toh 4 saal se kaun khilata tha
Raama..nisha
Payal..ab yeh nisha kaun hai
Raama..meri dost hai
Usi ke sath toh main rehta ths
Payal..ab kahan hai woh
Raama..apne ghar pe
Aur aap kitne sawal karti hain

Payal didi ne mere sar pe maara
Aur phir chali gayi


Wohin badi chachi gum sum baithi hui thi
Tabhi unke kandhe pe majhli chachi ne hath rakh diya
Badi chachi cheekh padi
Majhli chachi ka naam sandhya tha
Sandhya..main hoon didi aap cheekh kyun padi
Megha.. mujhe laga
Sandhya..aap itni ghabrayi hui kyun hain
Megha..kya bataun
Plan ke hisaab se main gayi thi uske paas
Lekin usne jo mujhe dikhaya meri rooh kaanp gayi
Sandhya..aisa kya dikhaya usne aapko
Megha..usne ek sath kayi logo apne hatho se cheer diya
Aur uski video bhi bana li
Sandhya..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi hain
Usne kisi film ka scene dikhaya hoga aapko
Megha.. Nahi woh khud tha
Sandhya..aaj main koshish karke dekhti hoon
Megha..tu kya karegi
Sandhya..aap bas dekhti jaao
Kaise uske hatho
Main hum dono ke patiyo ko thikane lagwati hoon
Megha..dheere bol koi sun na le

Main sp ko phone lagaya
Raama..main bol raha hoon
Sp..main kaun
Raama..raama
Sp..sorry sir sorry
Main aapko pehchaan nahi paaya
Raama..avdesh Singh ke murder ki file bhijwa dijiye
Sp..abhi bhijwata hoon sir
Raama..bye bye....

Jabardast update

 

[DARK WOLFKING]

nice update ...dono chachi apne hi patiyo ko marwana chahti hai aisa kyu ???
hero koi bahut pahuchi huyi cheej hai jo SP bhi respect de raha hai ...aur nisha ne sab aurto ki hi thane me adjust karwaya ...
ab tak ki story padhke lagta hai hero ke paas kuch jaadui power honi chahiye ..

aur wo injection kis cheej ka le raha hai jisse wo so jaata hai ..
pehle chacha ka murder aur ab dono chachi apne pati ko marwana chahti hai aisa kya reason hai ye bhi dekhna padega ..waiting for next

 

[Gdyrjkfkfkfkf]

fantastic update waiting for next

 

[Pta nhi]

Awesome update

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

UPDATE 1
Mera naam rama hai
Meri age 22 saal hai
Aaj 10 saal baad main apne ghar lauta tha
Is liye lauta tha
Kyunki mere mata pita ka kisi ne khoon kar diya
Toh main pahuncha apne ghar
Chaaro taraf sannata chhaya hua tha
Mere baap ke saare rishtedaar wahan maujood the
Mere teeno chacha ki family
Meri teeno bua ki family
Mere dono mama ki family
Meri dono maasi ki family
Meri daadi naani
Sabke sab maujood the wahan
Jaise hi sabne mujhe dekha
Mujhe pehnchanne ki koshish karne lage
Meri do badi behen hain
Aur do chhoti behen
Main apne mata pita ki laash ko Dekh raha tha
Jo safed kapde mein lipte hue the
Abhi main unhein dekh hi raha tha
Ki mere bade chacha
Mere paas aagaye
Bade chacha..beta kaun ho tum
Main.. Rama hoon main

Jaise hi sabne mera naam suna
Sab ke hosh udd gaye
Meri dono didi jo thi
Mujhe dekhne lagi
Meri naani aake mujhse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Waise meri naani ka jism ab bhi gadraya hua tha
Humra munna khada ho gaya
Waise meri naani jo thi
Unka rang doodh ki tarah safed tha
Lambi bhi thi woh
Chuche abhi bhi tight the
Ab aap sab sochenge
Ki aaj hi mere mata pita ki maut hui hai
Aur main aisi baatein kar raha hoon
Ab lund ko thodi pata hota hai
Ki situation kya hai
Naani..kya sachmein tu mera rama hai
Main..haan naani main hi hoon
Aapka rama

Ab hadd toh tab ho gayi
Jab naani mere poore chehre ko chumne lagi
Main apne dono hath peechhe karke bandh liya
Kyunki agar ek second bhi mere hath aage hote
Toh naani ko nanga kar chuke hote
Naani.. mera bachcha kitna bada ho gaya hai
Main aaj bahut khush hoon
Mera bachcha wapas aagaya

Tabhi daadi bol padi
Daadi..didi mujhe bhi apne pote se mil lene do
Naani.. aaj bhagwaan ne humpe yeh kaisa zulm kiya
Beti aur damad chhèenke
Naati lauta diya

Daadi mere paas aagayi
Aur mere chehre pe hath ferne lagi
Kya batau
Kya ehsaas tha woh
Daadi bhi Kahan peechhe rehne waali thi
Unhone bhi mere poore chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Aur phir rone lagi
Jab maine apni badi chachi ki taraf dekha
Toh aaj bhi unki ankho mein wohi dikh raha thi
jo mujhe 10 saal Pehle dikha tha
Ab woh dari bhi hui thi
Sirf wohi nahi
Mere teeno chacha
Aur teeno chachi dare hue the
Unki ankho mein jo dar tha
Woh sirf main samajh sakta tha
Ya phir woh khud
Tabhi bade chacha beech mein kood pade
Bade chacha.. tumhare paas kya saboot hai
Ki tum rama ho
Daadi..vishesh yeh tu kaisi baatein kar raha hai
Bade chacha.. maa aap bhi na kitni bholi ho
Sabko pata hai
Ki bhaiya kitne ki property chhodke gaye hain
Aise mein koi bhi aayega
Aur kahega ki woh rama hai
Majhle chacha..haan maa
Bhaiya theek keh rahe hain
Rama..mujhe property se koi matlab nahi hai
Woh sab meri behno ka hai
Bade chacha..kehne se kya hota hai
Rama..chacha jee
Aapse nivedan hai
Ki kahin aur apna dimaag lagaiye
Daadi..bas karo tum sab

Tabhi pandit bhi bol pada
Ki antim sanskaar mein vilambh ho raha hai
Toh uske baad koi kuchh nahi bola
Apne mata pita ka antim sanskaar karne ke baad main Ghar laut aaya
Meri dono chhoti behne ro rahi thi
Aur badi behne unhein sambhalne mein lagi hui thi
Unka bhi wohi haal tha
Daadi mere paas aayi
Daadi..beta tu kahan gayab ho gaya tha
Rama..mujhe yaad nahi tha
Ki main kaun hoon
Meri yaaddasht chali gayi thi
Abhi kuchh hi din pehle mujhe Yaad aaya
Ki main kaun hoon
Aur phir main yahan aagaya

Tabhi naani bhi mere paas aagayi
Naani..beta ab tujhe hi apni behno ko sambhalna hai

Aap chinta mat karo naani
Sabka uddhar hoga
Kyunki Rama pyar aur chudai dil se karta hai
Waise yeh baat main dil mein bola tha
Zor se bolta toh ghar se nahi nikaal dete
Tabhi mere dono mama aur maasi mere paas aagaye
Aur thoda mujhpe pyar lutake chale gaye
Unke sath unki betiya bhi aayi thi
Ek se badhke ek thi
Mera toh man kar raha tha
Sabko apni baaho mein bhar loon
Lekin aisa possible nahi tha
Itne chappal maarti
Ki huliya bigad jaata mera
Main apni chhoti Behno ke paas gaya
Sabse badi thi
Aanchal
Usse chhoti payal
Uske baad main
Phir kajol
Aur phir komal we
Main chaaro ko gaur se dekhne laga
Kya lag rahi thi chaaro
Aanchal..tum sachmein rama ho kya
Rama..mujhe laga tha
Aap toh mujhe pehchan logi

Abhi koi kuchh aur bolta usse pehle
Ek aadmi ek aurat aur ek ladka
Ghar ke andar ghus gate
Un teeno ko dekhke aanchal didi ne munh fer liya
Kajol.. jeeja jee

Jaise hi kajol ne yeh bola
Meri body mein jitna khoon tha
Woh sab khaul gaya

Aap sab readers ko Pareshaani na ho
Isi liye bata deta hoon
Ki yeh teeno kaun hai
Rama nahi jaanta ki yeh teeno kaun hai

Yeh hai thakur durjan singh
Uske sath jo aurat hai woh hai Shalini
Aur woh ladka kamlesh Singh
Thakur durjan singh ka beta
Uske sath aanchal ka rishta tay hua hai

Durjan ne daadi ke pair chhue
Aur phir uski biwi aur bete ne bhi
Jab rama ne dekha
Ki kamlesh aanchal ko dekh raha hai
Toh uske jabde bheench gaye
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya

Payal ne jab dekha rama ki ankhein laal ho gayi hain
Woh ghabra gayi

Shalini..maa jee bahu ko boliye room mein jaaye
Humare ghar ki bahu ko shobha nahi deta
Apne hone waale pati ke saamne is tarah se baithna

Daadi.. aanchal beta room mein jaao

Didi uthne lagi
Main unka hath pakad liya
Rama..daadi yeh jo bhi hai
Keh do
Ki main apni didi ka rishta inke bete ke sath todta hoon

Yeh sunke jo sab ko jhatka laga
Durjan.. bachche tumhein pata hai
Ki tum kya keh rahe ho
Abhi yeh saabit nahi hua hai
Ki tum hi rama ho
Aur agar ho bhi
Tab bhi koi faraq nahi padta
Aanchal humare ghar ki bahu banegi

Main didi ki taraf dekha
Rama..kya aapki marzi se yeh rishta tay hua hai

Didi ghabra gayi
Bade chacha..humare yahan faisle bade karte hain
Badi chachi.. aanchal suna nahi tumne
Apne room mein jaaye

Didi uthne lagi
Rama..main kuchh puchh raha hoon aapse
Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hain

Aanchal didi ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Woh apni gardan naa mein hila di
Bade chacha..chillate hue
Apne room mein jaao
Behuda kahin ki

Aur yeh bolne ke baad bade chacha zameen pe pade dhool chaat rahe the
Kyunki maine unke jabde ek punch maara tha
Sabka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
Main apni Gardan chatkaya
Rama..ab officially yeh rishta main todta hoon
Durjan.. bachche abhi tumhein humari taaqat ka andaza nahi hai
Rama..uncle yeh bachcha tum jaiso ki biwiyo ki kokh bhar chuka hai
Isi liye behtar yahi hoga
Ki yahan se nikal jaao
Kyunki ek baar maine maarna shuru kar diya
Toh tum sirf ginte reh jaaoge

Ab maine baat hi aisi boli Thi
Kisi ki bhi jhaantein sulag jaati
Durjan singh gusse se paagal ho gaya
Durjan..laxmi devi
Aaj Durjan singh aap ke pariwaar ke sath dushmani ka elaan karta hai
Ab sirf aanchal hi nahi
Uski baaki teeno behno ke sath bhi shaadi karega

Uske baad durjan singh chala gaya
Daadi mere paas aayi
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Daadi..yeh kya kiya tune
Kya tujhe pata hai
Ki durjan singh kaun hai
Bade chacha..maa isne mujhpe hath kaise uthaya
Is haramzaade ki itni himmat
Rama..aise chacha jee

Yeh kehne ke baad main ek aur thappad maara bade chacha ko
Daadi..rama yeh kya kar raha hai
Rama.. Kahan kuchh kar raha hoon daadi

Bade chacha behosh ho chuke the
Majhle chacha toh the hi darpok
Bade chacha ko maar khata dekh
Woh ghus gaye room mein
Naani ke chehre pe Khushi dikh rahi thi
Aur chhote chacha pehle hi mar chuke the
Apni dono biwiyo ko mere liye chhodke

Main aanchal didi ki taraf dekha
Rama..mera room kahan hai
Aanchal..chal dikhati hoon

Aur phir main aanchal didi ke peechhe peechhe chalne laga
Unki matakti hui gand dekhke
Mera lund hichkole khane laga
Mujhse do saal badi thi meri aanchal didi
Doodh sa safed rang
Dono chuchi kuchh jyada hi badi thi
Man kar raha tha apna munh laga doon unke nipples pe
Jaise hi hum dono room mein pahunche
Rama..didi kya aapko yakeen ho gaya
Ki main aapka bhai hoon
Aanchal..aaj kya khayega
Rama..jo aap khaogi

Aur yeh sunte hi aanchal didi mujhse lipatke rone lagi
Aanchal..mujhe bahut yaad aati thi teri
Kahan tha tu
Rama..ab aagaya hoon
Kabhi nahi jaaunga aapko akayle chhodke
Aanchal..jaake dikha
Taangein tod dungi

Ab unki baatein main sun raha tha
Lekin unke jism ki khushbu mujhe paagal kar rahi thi
Main apne aapko rokne ki koshish kar raha tha
Main unse lipatke unke jism ko feel karne mein laga hua tha
Ki didi bol padi
Aanchal..kya baat hai chup kyun hai
Rama..bas aise hi

Ab kamal ki baat yeh thi
Ki didi bhi mujhse alag nahi hona chahti thi
Rama..ab aap jaiye
Thoda aaram karunga
Aanchal..maa aur pitaji nahi rahe
Aur teri aankho mein ek boond aansu nahi aaye
Rama..meri aankho se aansu nahi nikalte ab
Mujhe beemaari hai
Aanchal..kaisi beemaari
Rama..baad mein bataunga
Ab aap jaaiye

Aanchal didi mujhe ghurte hue chali gayi
Aur unke jaate hi main gate lock kar diya
Aur gate lock karne ke baad
Main jaldi se injection nikaala
Apne bag se
Aur apni Gardan pe maar liya
Aur meri aankhein band hoti chali gayi
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main Behosh ho gaya
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki payal didi mere paas baithi hui thi
Ro ro ke unki aankhein laal hui Padi thi
Payal.. Rama
Tu kyun aaya wapas
Rama..kya matlab
Payal.. matlab yeh ki mujhe pata hai
Ki tu jaan bujhke bhaaga tha ghar se
Rama..aisa kuchh nahi hai
Payal..main tujhe itna awaj deti rahi
Lekin Tu nahi ruka
Aakhir mein mere pair ladkhada gaye
Aur main rote hue gid gayi
Raama..maine aapko mudke bhi dekha tha
Lekin main ruka nahi
Aur bhagta gaya bhagta gaya

Aur yeh sunke jo payal didi ne mujhe thappad maarna shuru kiya
Huliyq bigaad diya chehre ka
Raama..yeh kya baat hui
Ab ek saal badi hone ke yeh matlab thodi hai
Ki aap is tarah mujhe maaro
Sharam nahi aati
Payal..kyun gaya tha tu
Raama..main bahut dar gaya tha
Payal..kis se

Wohin dusri taraf
Bade chacha badi chachi
Majhle chacha aur majhli chachi
Ek room mein baithi hui thi
Badr chacha..maine kaha tha
Ki is kameene ko bhi khatam kar dete hain
Lekin tum nahi maane
Majhle chacha..maine socha tha
Ki bhaag raha hai bhaagne deta hoon
Mujhe kya pata tha
Ki 10 saal baad wapas aajayega


Badi chachi..ab kya karein
Pehle baap saanp banke seene pe lot raha tha
Ab beta aagaya
Bade chacha..ab ek hi raasta hai
Bade chachi..nahi kabhi nahi
Bade..jis property ke liye khoon kiya
Itne saalo tak us dharmendra ki ghulami ki
Ab yeh bhi karna hoga
Use marna hoga

Payal.. batayega ki aisa kya dekh liya tha tune

Ab main kya batata didi ko
Ki bade aur majhle chacha ne milke chhote chacha ka khoon kar diya tha.....

Nice start

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Congratulations for new story

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

UPDATE 2
PAYAL didi ko main taal diya
Woh bhi mujhse dobara nahi puchhi
Unke jaane ke baad main apna phone nikaala
Aur ek number dial kiya
Ek hi ring ke baad phone utha liya usne
Uska naam nisha tha
Woh meri secretary thi
Nisha.. hello sir kaise hain aap
Raama..theek hai meri jaan
Aap batao aap kaisi ho
Nisha..aapke bina dil nahi lag raha hai
Raama..aapka dil nahi lag raha hai
Ya phir aapki choot ka
Nisha..dono ka
Raama..zara ek naam note karo
Nisha.. bataiye
Raama.. thakur durjan singh
Iske paida hone se aaj tak
Jo bhi isne kiya hai
Saari jaankari chahiye
With proof
Nisha..kal subah tak de dungi
Raama..aur aunty ko mera pyar dena
Nisha..ok

Phone cut hua
Kuchh der baad mere dono maama mere room mein aagaye
Woh yeh kehne aaye the
Ki woh jaa rahe hain
Unke sath unki biwi bhi thi
Pehle main bade mama ke gale laga
Woh chaunk gaye
Lekin phir unhone bhi meri peeth thapthapayi
Phir chhote mama ke gale laga main
Lekin jab main badi maami ke gale laga
Toh kisi ko ajeeb nahi laga
Badi maami..beta agar yahan nahi rehna ho
Toh humare yahan aajana
Raama..aajaungi maami jee
Waise bhi bahut time ho gaya
Aapke hatho ka bana halwa khaye hue

Badi maami rone lagi
Main unke ansu pochha
Phir main chhoti maami ki taraf dekha
Unhone apni baahein khol di
Main unse lipat gaya
Chhoti maami..beta jo hona tha ho gaya
Ab apna aur apni behno ka khyal rakhna
Ab wohi teri family hain
Raama..aap sab bhi meri family hain
Chhoti maami..haan beta

Aur uske baad woh sab chali gayi
Aur main apni maamiyo ko chodne laga
Apne dimaag mein
Aise hi raat ho gayi
Main bed pe baitha soch raha tha
Ki ab aage kya karna hai
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur badi chachi andar aayi
Unka naam megha tha
Megha..so rahe the kya
Raama..nahi so toh nahi raha tha
Aap bataiye yahan is waqt kya kar rahi hain

Chachi bed pe baith gayi
Main unhein dekhne laga
Megha..mujhse tumse ek baat puchhni hai
Raama..puchhiye
Megha..kya tumhein yaad hai sab kuchh
Raama..haan
Megha..tum kisi ko bataoge toh nahi
Raama..mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Aapne kya kiya
Karti ho

Yeh sunke chachi mujhe dekhne lagi
Megha.. tumhare chacha tumhein maarna chahte hain

Yeh sunke main hanse laga
Megha..hans kyun rahe ho
Raama..aapne kabhi sher ko dekha hai
Megha..nahi
Raama..ab aadmi apni soch mein sher ko maar sakta
Lekin khule maidan mein sher ka agar saamna ho jaaye
Toh mard hone ki galat fehmi door ho jaati hai
Bas aapke pati ko jo karna hai kar lene dijiye
Megha..yeh nahi puchoge
Ki maine kyun bataya
Raama..aapki apni wajah hogi
Megha..main ab yeh sab nahi kar sakti
Meri bhi jawan betiya hain
Main majbur thi
Ab main yeh sab chhodna chahti hoon
Raama..toh chhod dijiye
Mana kisne kiya hai aapko
Megha.. tumhare chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge
Raama..woh aapki problem hai
Megha..meri madad karo na
Raama..badle mein mujhe kya milega
Megha..tum jo bologe
Main karungi
Bas Apne chacha ko raaste se hata do
Raama..aapka kehne ka matlab hai
Ki main unhein maar doon
Megha..kuchh aisa karo ki woh zinda toh rahein
Lekin kuchh kar na paaye
Raama.. sochunga
Ab aap jaaiye
Megha..kahan the itne dino tak
Raama..batau
Ya dikhaun
Megha.. matlab

Maine apne mobile mein ek video play kar diya
Aur screen chachi ki taraf kar diya
Jaise jaise chachi woh video dekhti gayi
Unka jism kaanpne laga
Woh mujhe ghabrayi hui dekhne lagi
Raama..yahi karta hoon main

Aur phir woh bina kuchh bole chali gayi
Aise bhaagi jaise Kisi ne unki saari mein patakho ki ladi jala ke chhod di ho
Main so gaya
Abhi main soya hua tha
Ki mujhe kuchh mehsus hua
Main apni aankhein kholke dekha
Toh koi mujhse lipti hui so rahi thi
Komal thi yeh
Jo mujhse lipti so chuki thi
Main uske maathe pe kiss kiya
Aur phir apni aankhein band kar liya
Lekin kuchh der baad koi aake mujhse lipat gayi
Woh bhi peechhe se
Usne Apne hath meri Gardan pe lapet liye
Jab maine uski awaj suni toh pata chala
Ki yeh kajol hai
Kajol.. bhaiya ab main aapko kahin nahi jaane dungi

Use lag raha tha ki main soya hua hoon
Main muskura diya
Aur phir so gaya
Subah phone bajne se meri neend tooti
Nisha ne hi call kiya tha
Main hello kiya

Nisha..good morning sir
Raama..good morning
Nisha.. main aapko mail kar chuki hoon
Durjan se judi har baatein
Raama..ok
Nisha..bye sir

Phir phone cut gaya
Ab mere paas koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur komal jaa chuki thi
Main ready hoke room se nikal gaya
Tabhi mujhe aruna aur kavita chachi dikhi
Jo hall mein baithi hui thi
Aruna aur kavita chachi chhote chacha ki vidhwa thi
Main jaake un dono ke pair chhua
Aur unke paas baith gaya
Aruna..kaise ho beta
Raama.. theek hoon chachi
Kavita..tu toh ek.dum jawan ho Gaya hai
Raama..lekin aap bilkul pehle jaisi dikh rahi ho
Kavita..achcha beta apni chachi se majak kar raha hai
Raama.. chachi majak nahi kar raha hoon
Main jhuth nahi bolta
Aruna..tu baith main tere liye kuchh leke aati hoon
Khaane ke liye

Aruna chachi chali gayi
Kavita.. Bhabhi bahut yaad karti thi tujhe
Unhein yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Itne saalo tak kahan tha
Kya kar raha tha
Raama..main inspector hoon yahan ke police station ka
Kavita..mujhe toh yakeen nahi hai
Raama..mat kijiye
Aur yeh kya white saari pehne hui ho aap
Kavita..vidhwa aurtein safed kapde hi pehenti hain
Mere mata pita mujhe Lene aaye the
Jab main vidhwa hui thi
Lekin tere pita the thakur
Unhone mujhe kahin jaane nahi diya
Raama..ab aap jaa sakti hain
Kavita..ab jaake kya karungi
Raama..chacha ki yaad aati hai
Kavita..ab nahi aati
Pehle bahut yaad aati thi
Raama.. chaliye ab main chalta hoon
Kavita..aruna khana laane gayi hai tere liye
Raama..aap Apne hatho se khilaogi toh khaunga
Kavita.. bachpan ki aadat gayi nahi teri
Khud se ab bhi nahi khata
Raama..na kabhi khaya hai
Aur na kahunga
Kavita..aur agar koi na khilaye toh
Raama..toh bhukha mar jaaunga

Yeh sunke chachi nr mere munh pe apna hath rakh Diya
Kavita..mare tere dushman
Raama..achcha nahi bolta

Uske baad aruna chachi merr liye khana leke aagayi
Aur kavita chachi mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Aur yeh dekhke jo jhaantein sulgi
Majhli chachi ki
Waise majhli chachi ki choot jhaanto waali hain
Ya phir bina jhaanto waali
Are yeh sab mat soch phirse injection maarna pad jaayega

Toh Kavita chachi ke hatho se khaana khane ke baad
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Aur cigarette peene laga
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki aanchal didi aajayengi
Toh aanchal didi aayi
Mujhe cigarette peeta hua dekha
Aur uske baad jo unhone lecture dena shuru kiya
Raama..are aap itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho
Mujhe aadat hai
Aanchal..tujhe pata nahi hai kya
Ki health kitni kharab hoti hai
Yeh peene se
Khabardar agar aaj ke baad Peeya hai

Tabhi ek maid upar aagayi
Yaar mere ghar ki toh maid bhi damdaar hain

Baba police waale aaye hain
Aapke Baare mein puchh rahe hain
Raama...naam kya hai tumhara

Jee mera naam seema hai

Didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..mere kuchh kapde hain dhone waale
Dho dena
Aanchal..woh kyun dhoyegi
Raama..ab main thodi na dhounga
Aap bhi kamal ho
Aanchal..main dhoungi idiot
Tum kyun khadi ho jaao yahan se

Seema chali gayi
Aur didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Raama..kya hua
Aanchal..ab bhi pee raha hai
Kitni gandi smell hai
Tu fenkega ki nahi
Raama..aap bhi peeyo na
Aanchal..maarungi bahut
Raama..peeyo na

Didi ne jo mujhe dhoya
Raama..ab fenk toh diya

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Aur phir neeche aagaya
Jab police waalo ne mujhe salute kiya
Toh majhle chacha ki fat gayi

Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki sub inspector ek ladki hogi
Naam tha pooja
Pooja..sir mera naam pooja hai
Raama..toh

Yeh sunke pooja ka munh chhota sa ho gaya
Raama.. sorry
Chaliye ab chalte hain
Daadi..kahan ja raha hai beta
Raama.. police station ja raha hoon
Daadi..kyun
Raama..ab sho hoon police station ka
Toh jaana toh padega hi
Daadi..mujhe garv hai tujhpe
Raama..kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi khud pe garv hota hai

Yeh bolke main nikal gaya police station
Pooja jee gaadi chala rahi thi
Raama..waise aur kaun kaun hai police station mein
Pooja..jee main hoon
2 asi hai
Ek si
Aur aap hain

Main aur kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der baad hum police station pahunch gaye
Sabne mujhe salute kiya
Kamal hai yaar
Dono asi ladki
Dusri si bhi ladki
Yeh jarur nisha ka kaam hai

Police station characters
Sub inspector.. pooja
Second sub inspector..madhuri
Assistant sub inspector..jaya
Second assistant sub inspector..shikha
Head constable..sulekha
Sabki age 25 se 30 ke beech mein thi

Main apne cabin mein jaake baith gaya
Waise Madhuri Dixit nahi thi
Abhi police station mein
Raama.. Madhuri Dixit kahan gayi hain
Pooja..jee woh kisi ko arrest karne gayi hai
Raama..gayi hain
Mere saamne sab ek dusre se respect se baat karenge
Pooja..jee sir
Raama.. thakur avdesh Singh ke murder ki file leke aaiye
Pooja..jee
Raama..jee Matlab
Pooja..unke murder ki file toh sp sahab ke paas hai
Raama..ok

Abhi hum Kuch aur baat karte
Kisi ke chillane ki awajein aane lagi
Main bahar nikalke dekha
Toh ek aadmi cheekhe ja raha tha
Tabhi meri najar Madhuri Dixit pe padi
Baap re yeh toh sachmein Madhuri Dixit ki tarah dikhti hai

Inspector mujhe arrest karna bahut mehnga padega mujhe
Mere maalik tujhe nanga karke chodenge
Raama.. badtamizi nahi

Ab badtamizi daal tu apni gaand mein
Tere se pehle jo inspector tha
Woh bhi mere maalik ke tukde pe palta tha
Aur tu bhi palega
Raama..are Madhuri jee yeh aapko chot kaise lagi
Madhuri..sir isne mere sar pe bottle maar diya

Yeh sunte hi main us aadmi ka collar pakda
Aur use dusri taraf fenk diya
Aur uske pairo pe kick maarne laga
Uski cheekhein nikalne lagi

Tu jaanta nahi hai
Main kaun hoon
Main thakur durjan singh ka aadmi hoon
Woh tujhe jaan se maar denge

Ab gun toh cabin mein reh gayi thi
Toh maine gaya pooja ke paas
Uski gun nikaali
Aur do baar trigger dabane ke baad
Woh khaamosh ho gaya

Sab shocked reh gaye
Raama..jaya jee aur shikha jee
Le jaaiye ise
Madhuri..sir yeh aapne kya kiya
Raama..iski himmat kaise hui
Aap pe hath uthane ki

Ab yeh sunke Madhuri Dixit blush karne lagi
Jaya aur shikha leke gayi us aadmi ki laash ko
Uske baad main Apne cabin mein aaya
Aur pending files dekhne laga
80 percent cases durjan singh se Jude hue the
Tabhi pooja mere cabin mein aagyi
Ab dopeher ho chuki thi
Lunch ka time kabka nikal chuka tha
Pooja..sir lunch nahi karenge kya
Raama..main toh nahi laaya
Pooja..koi baat nahi aap mere Tiffin mein se kha lijiye

Abhi pooja ne yeh bola tha
Ki payal didi mere cabin mein ghus gayi
Payal..khana laayi hoon tere liye
Raama..aap ko yahan aane ki kya jarurat thi
Aur Akayle aayi hain aap
Payal..mujhe driving aati hai
Raama..pooja jee yeh meri didi hain payal

Pooja ko dekhke payal didi ne ajeeb sa munh bana liya
Pooja bechari chali gayi
Aur phir payal didi mujhe apne hatho se khilane lagi
Payal..itne dino tak kaun tujhe khilata tha
Raama..meri amma
Payal..amma kaun hai
Raama.. matlab maa khilati thi
Payal..ab kahan hain woh
Raama..4 saal pehle woh chal basi
Payal..toh 4 saal se kaun khilata tha
Raama..nisha
Payal..ab yeh nisha kaun hai
Raama..meri dost hai
Usi ke sath toh main rehta ths
Payal..ab kahan hai woh
Raama..apne ghar pe
Aur aap kitne sawal karti hain

Payal didi ne mere sar pe maara
Aur phir chali gayi


Wohin badi chachi gum sum baithi hui thi
Tabhi unke kandhe pe majhli chachi ne hath rakh diya
Badi chachi cheekh padi
Majhli chachi ka naam sandhya tha
Sandhya..main hoon didi aap cheekh kyun padi
Megha.. mujhe laga
Sandhya..aap itni ghabrayi hui kyun hain
Megha..kya bataun
Plan ke hisaab se main gayi thi uske paas
Lekin usne jo mujhe dikhaya meri rooh kaanp gayi
Sandhya..aisa kya dikhaya usne aapko
Megha..usne ek sath kayi logo apne hatho se cheer diya
Aur uski video bhi bana li
Sandhya..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi hain
Usne kisi film ka scene dikhaya hoga aapko
Megha.. Nahi woh khud tha
Sandhya..aaj main koshish karke dekhti hoon
Megha..tu kya karegi
Sandhya..aap bas dekhti jaao
Kaise uske hatho
Main hum dono ke patiyo ko thikane lagwati hoon
Megha..dheere bol koi sun na le

Main sp ko phone lagaya
Raama..main bol raha hoon
Sp..main kaun
Raama..raama
Sp..sorry sir sorry
Main aapko pehchaan nahi paaya
Raama..avdesh Singh ke murder ki file bhijwa dijiye
Sp..abhi bhijwata hoon sir
Raama..bye bye....

Super killer update