Title: Sir, I am Pregnant 
Hero: Hari (Teacher)
Heroine: Rama (Student)
(This is pure love story of Teacher & student)
Other Love Interests: Meena Mam & Neelam Aunty
Other characters will be introduced along with time
School Name: Rameshowram Madhyamik Bidhyalaya
Place: Ramesworam, Tamilnadu
Story Starts....................
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Scene 1: Sapna Pura Hua
Maine hamesha se ek teacher banne ka sapna dekha tha. Papa ka kehna tha, Beta, teacher banne mein samajh ki izzat hai, par uske liye mehnat bhi utni hi karni padti hai. Unki baat ko dil se laga kar, maine B.Ed. ki padhai ki, raaton ko jag kar exams diye, aur akhir Kar… mere haath mein teaching license tha! Jab Rameshwaram Madhyamik Vidyalaya se call aaya ki mujhe English teacher ki job mil gayi, toh mera dil dhak-dhak karne laga. Mummy ne mujhe gale lagaya, unki aankhon mein aansoon the.
Papa ne mere kandhe par haath rakh kar kaha, Hari, tumhari mehnat rang layi. Hum tumpar garv karte hain.Aur Mom mujko dekhthe huwe boli "Beta, ab tera shaadi ka bhi soch lenge!" Papa ne Haste hue kaha, "Pehle school mein survive kar ke dikhao. Woh pahad waale log tum jaise sheheri ko 2 din mein chaba jayenge." Papa ke baat sunkar, Maine Muuh Phulaya, Aur mom dad muje dekhke Hasne Lage.
Scene 2: Rameshwaram Ki Yatra
Ek suitcase main Apne kapde, aur Kuch Saman pack rakh liya. Mom ne Achar, ghee aur khup Sara Saman diye. Aur packing Karke main khule akhoo se umang ke Sath soch Raha tha ab Kya Hoga. Thoda nervous tha aur bahat excited bhi
Train mein baithte waqt anxiety aur excitement dono tha. Pata nahi kab neend aayi… jab aankh khuli, toh khidki se bahar ka nazara dekhkar dil ruk sa gaya. Neeli jharne, lalmitti ke pahad, aur hawa mein ek Jadu tha. Ye toh paradise hai!" Maine apne aap se kaha.
Train se utarte hi ek auto-wale ne poocha, "Sir, apko Kaha jaana hai kaha? Maine Gokuldharam Kaha. 500 rupiya lega." Maine "Arey bhaiya, GPS bata raha hai 3 km hai!" keh kar negotiate kiya. Par pahad ka rasta dekh kar toh lagta tha GPS bhi thak gaya hoga. Aur Mai Gokuldharam Pahuchgaya. Porters, jo Prakash Sir ne bheje the, unme se ek Bhaiyane mera suitcase uthaya aur mujko dekhthe huye bola, "Sir, apko pahad chadhna padega!" Maine haan mein sar hila diya. Par pata nahi tha ki yeh "pahad" ek hour ka trek hoga! Ek bhaiya ne mujko dekhthe huye bola, Sir, aap city ke laagte ho! Pahad chadhna seekhna padega. Ma halka haske Kaha, Bhaiya Dheere Dheere Sikh Lenge.
Main Bahat Thak gaya tha. Aur unhone Kaha Chalte-chalte 10 baar rukoge toh humko double paisa dena padega! "Sab hasne lage. Main har 5 minute mein ruk kar saans leta, aur sab log mazaak udate huye "Sir, aapke shoes mein engine lagwa do!" Unki hansi aur pahad ki hawa… thakaan bhool gayi. Aur hum School Pahuch gaye. Maine 1000 ki note diya aur sab Khush hokar Jane Lage.
Scene 3: Pehla Din School Mein
School chhota aur purana tha, lekin playground itna bada ki dil khush ho gaya.
Log mujhe dekhte hue kuch batein Kar rahe the. Maine unki taraf muskura ka Namaste bola. Aur sab muje haske dekh rahe the aur Ek bacche ne chillaya, "Naye Sir agayein, Naye sir Agayein"
Aur main school main enter karne Laga. Principal cabin ka darwaza khola toh… "Oh shit!" mere munh se nikal gaya.
Socha tha principal koi Uncle type honge, lekin saamne ek damn hot aurat khadi thi—saree mein wrap hui, aankhon mein kajal, aur ek smile jo dil ko diwana kare. Unke bade bade mamme ko main ghure jaa Raha tha, bas, control kar Hari! Maine ghabra kar "Good morning, Sir!" bola.
Usne apne baal ko kaan ke peeche kiya aur hansi, "Sir nahi… Meena. Aapko dekh kar lagta hai aapne principal ko prince samajh liya?" Main gudgudaya, "Aapke saamne toh koi prince bhi joker lagta hai." Usne apni coffee cup hothon se lagayi—mera dil dhadak gaya. Aur Maine I am sorry Mam Bola. Aur Meena mam thodi der mujko Dekhi aur bola it's ok sir. Koi baat nahi.
Meri zubaan band ho gayi. Fir thodi der ka baad unhone chuppi todi aur boli Usne apni chai ki cup hothon se lagayi aur puchi, "Aapko black coffee pasand hai?" Main ne kaha, "Ji nahi… main sweet cheezon ka fan hoon." Usne aankhein jhukayi aur dheere se kaha, "Mujhe bhi.". Aur ham Hasne Lage.
Jab woh mere paas se guzri, uska shoulder mere se touch hua. Uski garmi mere badan mein bijli ki tarah daud gayi. Maine apni saans ko control karne ki koshish ki… bas abhi nahi, Hari
Scene 4: Staff Room Ka Pehla Din
Meena Mam mujhe staff room le gayi. Sab teachers ne warm welcome diya.
Prakash Sir, ek uncle jo maths padhate the, bole, "Ab humare paas English mein bhi hero hai!" Rupa Mam, jo science teacher thi, ne chai ki cofee offer kiya. Rupesh Dai, jo school ka helper tha, ne jokingly kaha, "Sir, aapke liye special chair mangwaata hoon… warna yeh purani kursi aapke suits ke liye beizzati karegi!" Sab hasne lage.
Jab Ishowri Didi ne mujhe samosa dete waqt haath thoda der tak pakda. "Sir, yeh masala maine khud banaya hai… zara taste kijiye." Maine uski aankhon mein dekh kar kaha, toh ya samosa bhi apki Tara achha hi Hoga" Shit Maine Kya boldiya. Sab mujko ghoor kar dekhne Lage
Meena Mam ne dekha aur "Hari Sir, aapko canteen se zyada interested lag rahe ho" keh kar eyebrow uthayi. Main ghabtate huwe kaha, "Nahi Mam, main bas esehi Kaha. Ishwori Didi muje hi dekhe jaa rahi thi. Mai bhi chupke chupe unki mammo dekhe jaa Raha tha. Hamari najare takrai aur hum smile karne Lage.
Meena Mam ghoorte huwe kaha, "Hari,Sir Yahi rukne ka man hey ki Homestay bhi discuss Karna Hain" Maine Bola Chale main discuss karte Hain. Jum hum jaa rahe thee, Unka MOTi gaand ,oho Kya lag Raha tha. Man kar Raha tha use chuml lu. Mera tambu khada ho gaya. Aur Maine Apne hath se chupate huwe chalne Laga.
Scene 5: Homestay Ki Aur…
School se bahar nikalte hi Meena Mam ne mujhe gaon ki taraf chalne ko kaha. Unki walk... dheeme-dheeme kadmon ki awaaz, aur unki hips ka hilna... maine apne haath ko pocket mein dabaya, taki koi excitement na dikhaye. Rameshwaram ki garmi mein bhi hawa thandi lag rahi thi, lekin uska kaaran Meena Mam ke paas chalna tha
Meena Mam: (tez kadmon se chalte hue) "Aapko yahan ka mausam kaisa lag raha hai Sir?"
Main: (muskurate hue) "Garam toh hai… par aapke saath chalne se thandak mehsoos ho rahi hai."
Meena Mam: (ruk kar mudti hai, aankhein charhakar) "Kyun? Main thandi hawa ban gayi?"
Main: (Hans kar) "Nahi… aapki baaton mein woh coolness hai jo garmi ko hara deti hai."
Meena Mam: (hansi chhupate hue) "Sarmate huwe, Sir, aap toh poet nikle!"
Hum ekdone ko hi dekhe Jaa rahe thee....
Kuch deer baat, Ghar pahunchte aur hi ek aurat dwar par khadi thi—Neelam Aunty, Rama ki maa. Usne ek flowy maxi pehni thi, jismein unka kadak figure… Bhagwan, yeh kya imtihaan hai? Unhone haath jodkar namaste kiya.
Main neeche jhuka… aur uski neckline se ek jhalak dikhi. Meri nazar wahan atki reh gayi. Unhone dekha, lekin kuch nahi kaha—bas hothon par ek chhupi hui muskan thi.
Neelam Aunty: (madhur swar mein) "Aapko AC chahiye ya pankha chala doon Sir?"
Main: (jhat se) "Aunty, aapke paas rehkar toh AC ki zaroorat nahi… aapki baatein hi thandi hawa jaisi hain."
Neelam Aunty: (hansi, aankhein chamkate hue) "Sir, aapke muh mein shakkar kahan se aati hai?"
Main: (seedha nazar milate hue) "Aapke saamne aakar khud-ba-khud aa jati hai."
(Meena Mam nazaron se mujhe ghoorti hai. Neelam Aunty sharma kar apni nazar jhuka leti hai. Main bhi apna nazre jhuka leta hoon.)
Neelam Aunty: (door ki taraf ishaara karte hue) "Aapka kamra taiyyar hai. Chaliye dikhati hoon."
Kamre mein daakhil hote waqt uski baalon ki khushboo… jaise chameli aur imli ka mix. Meena Mam ne rent ki baat chalai, lekin Neelam Aunty ne hawa mein haath hila diya.
Neelam Aunty: (aawaz mein dard) "Paiso ki baat mat kijiye, Meena Mam. Mere pati bhi teacher the… unka sapna tha ki ek din hum apna school kholein. Lekin do saal pehle pahad ke raste mein…"
(Woh tham jaati hai. Main ne dheere se uska haath chhua.)
Main: (samvedanasheel) "Aap akeli itni himmat kaise rakhti hain?"
Neelam Aunty: (aankhein jhukaye) "Akeli? Ab toh aap ho na… aur Rama."
(Uska haath mere haath par ek pal ko rukta hai. Meena Mam ki aawaz dono ko tod deti hai)
Scene 6: Pehla Mulaqat – Rama Se
Hum yuhi guppe Lada rahe theh, Waha ek ladki aagai, For Neelam Aunty ne kaha "Rama! Naye Sir se milo."
Rama, ek salwar kameez mein, jiske gehere rang uski aankhon ke saath mil rahe the. Uske baal khule hue the, ek choti si gajra se saja kar. "Hi Sir!" usne kaha, haath jodkar namaste karte hue. Uska smile… jaise chandni raat mein diye ki roshni.
Main (Muskarakar): Hi Rama, Main English padhata hoon
Rama: "Sir, meri English bahut weak hai...Kya aap madad karenge?""
Main: "Tension mat lo. Main hoon na?"
Tabhi meri nazar uske neckline par gayi. Woh jhuki hui thi, aur main apni aankhein nahi hata paaya. Usne dekha, sharma kar nazar jhuka li. Khamoshi chha gayi.
Main: (ice break karte hue) "Room set karne mein madad karogi?"
Rama: (hansi chhupate hue) "Haan, Sir."
Kamre mein, hum Saman unboxing kar rahe the. Mera haath accidently uski gaand se takra gaya. Woh thodi si sambhali, aur maine "Sorry" bola.
Rama: (muskura kar) "Koi baat nahi, Sir."
Lekin uske chehre ki laali bata rahi thi ki kuch mehsoos hua hai.
Thodi der baad, jab main poster lagane ke liye stool par khada tha, woh mujhe support de rahi thi. Achanak mera balance bigad gaya aur main neeche gir gaya—seedha uski baahon me.
Ek pal ke liye sab rukh gaya.
Uski saans mere gaal par mehsoos ho rahi thi, uska dil zor se dhadak raha tha. Main uski aankhon me kho gaya. Dheere se haath badhaya aur uske gaal par ungliyon se halka sa sparsh kiya.
Usne halki si kampi mehsoos ki, lekin phir jhat se door hatt gayi.
"Sir, aapke haath kitne thande hain!" – usne muskurate hue kaha, aur turant bhaag gayi.
Main wahin muskurata reh gaya. Yeh ladki… kuch alag hai.
Raat ko mummy ka phone aaya, maine 10 minute baat ki, lekin dimaag sirf Rama par atka hua tha.
Tabhi Meena Mam aayi.
"Sir, ab mujhe jaana hoga, apna dhyaan rakhna."
Usne apne baal suljhaye, aur meri nazar uske sundar gardan par pad gayi. Bina soche bol diya,
"Mam, aapki gardan bohot khoobsurat hai."
Usne meri taraf dekha aur dheere se muskurayi, "Sir, aap bhi na… bohot naughty ho."
Maine hanskar kaha, "Sach kahoon, jo bhi dekhega, bas pyaar kar baithega."
Woh muskurate hue boli, "Sir, aap toh bade flirt hain." Aur phir hanste hue Jane lagi aur Pyaar SE Kal milte Hain sir.
Fir Maine naughty andaz main bola Okay Meena..oo oh I man I mean Meena mam, Maine playfully Kaha
Wo Hasne lagi aap Bahat gande so sir. Yeh kehkar Chali gayi. Main Unka gaand dekhkar Apna Lund sehela Raha tha.
Aut thodi derr baad, Main apna bed theek kar raha tha, tabhi Neelam Aunty room me aayi.
"Sir, aapka room toh bohot handsome lag raha hai, bilkul aapki tarah."
Maine halki si muskurahat ke saath kaha, "Aakhir main duniya ki sabse khoobsurat aunty ke saath reh raha hoon, toh thoda toh match karna padega."
Usne sharma ke aankhein neeche kar li. "Sir, aap bohot ache ho." Par main to buddhi ho hai hun"
Main: (seriously) "Agar aap meri student ki maa na hoti… toh main aapse shaadi kar leta." Maine haste huwe Kaha
Mere sine par mukka marke haste huwe Kaha mere pyare sir "Chalo, dinner ke liye aanaiye barna Khana thanda Jo jayega."
Raat ka khana tayyar tha. Hum sab floor par baith kar khana kha rahe the. Rama mujhe baar-baar dekh rahi thi. Jab maine uski taraf dekha, toh usne jaldi se nazar jhuka li.
"Sir, kal holiday hai, aap kya karenge?"
Maine kaha, "Pata nahi, tum batao?"
Uske chehre pe ek chamak aayi, "Sir, hum Rameshwaram temple chalein?"
Maine turant haan kar di. Woh khush ho gayi, aur haste haste haath dhone baahar chali gayi.
Neelam Aunty mujhe dekh kar muskurayi. Maine unhe aankh maar di.
"Sir! Aap toh bade shaitaan ho."
Main hanste hue bola, "Aunty, aap ijitne pyare ho utna hi pyari Khana banati ho."
Woh hansi aur boli, "Thank you sir?"
Maine pyara se Kaha aap muje please sir na bulaye aunty, Ajeeb lagta hai
"Theek hai, magar aap bhi mujhe aunty mat bulao!"
Maine aankh maar ke kaha, "Done, meri khoobsurat Neelam!"
Woh sharma gayi, aur halki si hansi
Unhone haste huwe Kaha " Aap Bahat Kameena ho, Par muje achaa Laga"
Main bhi Neelam ko phirse aaakh marke haath dhone chalagaya
Main haath dhone gaya, toh dekha Rama mera intezaar kar rahi thi.
"Sir, yahan tap hai."
Maine hanskar uska shukriya ada kiya.
Usne dheere se kaha, "Sir, aapke liye kuch bhi." Phir woh hansi aur andar bhaag gayi.
Main haath mooh dho hi Raha tha Neelam aa gaai bartan dhone ki liye
Neelam bartan dho rahi thi. Muje masti sujh Raha tha. Main paani ka chhinta uske chehre par daala.
Wo Sharmati hui, aur thodi ghabtate Kaha Sir! Koi dekh lega!"
Main: (kaan mein fuskate hue) "Jab akela milunga toh kar sakta hun na meri Neelam…" Maine Pyaar se Kaha
Neelam mere aakho me Pyar se dikh rahi thi, par Kuch nahi Kaha
Phir Maine Bola, Bolona Meri Neelam, Kar sakta hun na
Phir Kuch deer baad uh Dheere se boli aapki Marzi, aur phir boli so jaiye app
Mai Jana to nahi chahata tha par Maine Socha kalke liye bhi Kuch bachakar rakhthe he... Phir Mai unko fir aakh marke sapno me milte hai Meri jaan bolke Chala gaya. Neelam muje haskar mudkar dekh rahi thi
Jab main apne room ki taraf ja raha tha, toh dekha Rama apne kamre ke samne khadi thi.
Maine pucha, "Kya hua?"
Woh dheere se boli, "Kuch nahi, bas aaj bohot accha laga."
Maine uske baalon me haath phiraya, aur uski aankhon me kho gaya.
Kuch pal beete, phir hum dono hosh me aaye.
"Good night, Nanu." – maine kaha.
Woh sharmati hui boli, "Good night, mere handsome sir!" Aur bhaag gayi.
Main muskurata raha, aur apne room me jakar sochta raha tha ki ajka ghatano ke bareme, kab Mera hath Lund par Chala gaya muje pata hi nahi Chala. Phir Maine Rama ki mammo ko soch Raha tha. Meta tambu Phul gaya
Muje Bahat achha lag Raha tha. Mai jor jor se Hila Raha tha. Aur pagole ki Tara Rama Rama mere Lund choso bolke Mera uutejana bad gaya tha. Uski mamo ko sochthe sochthe main farig hogaya
Pata nahi kab aankhon me neend chhayi, par dil me sirf ek naam tha—Rama.
Ishq, jazbaat aur ek anjaana mod… Kal kya hoga? Bane rahiye, kyunki kahani abhi baaki hai!
