Adultery SKS- Shehar ka Shikari

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[Ranchojaiker]

Update 47 Part1
Nafisa:- Ammi, abbu agar 10 min me nahi aaye to main unse kabhi baat nahi karungi.

Afsa:- Aise nahi kehte beta. Unhe kuch jaruri kaam hoga isliye late ho rahe hain aane me.

Nafisa:- Aisa bhi kya kaam ki mere birthday ke liye unke pass time nahi hai.


Shoaib:- Ammi ab ye late latifi har baar ho rahi hai. Pehle to abbu itne busy nahi rehte the. Hamare saath ghar me samay bitate the, hume school le jaate the, hum sabko ghumane le jaate the par ab pata nahi kya ho gaya hai unhe.



Tabhi peeche se ek kadak awaaj aayi.

Akram:- Aisa kuch nahi hai bete bas hamari bitiya ki farmaish thodi alhada hai to bakery wale ko thoda time lag gaya cake taiyaar karne me. Ye kya Nafisa, tumne apni saheliyon ko nahi bulaya??


Nafisa:- Nahi bulaya. Agar bulati to aapke late aane ke kaaran unke saamne meri beijjati ho jaati jaisi bhai ki unke doston ke saamne hui thi. Abbu aap pehle jaise ban jaao na. Kitne din ho gaye hume saath me samay bitaye.



Akram:- Ye sab baatein to baad me bhi hongi beta par abhi cake to kaato.



Nafisa:- Nahi main cake nahi kaatungi. Pehle aapko promise karna hoga ki kal aur parson aap koi kaam nahi karoge aur iss baar ki Holi ham log saath me manayenge.


Akram:- Accha baba kiya promise par itne kam logon me holi kaise manayenge???



Nafisa:- Wo sab mujh pe chhod dijiye. Iss baar holi me ham khoob dhamal machayenge.


Aur wo khushi se dance karne lagti hai.



Akram:- Pehle cake kaat lo beta phir ham sab bhi tumhare saath dance karenge.



Nafisa:- Aap Dance karoge??? Hehehehehe.... Picchli baar aap nach rahe the to aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko bijli ke jhatke diye jaa rahe ho.



Akram:- Iss baar aisa kuch nahi hoga. Main tumse bhi accha dance karunga.


Afsa:- (Hanste hue) Ab baap beti baaton me hi lage rahoge ya cake bhi kaatoge????



Akram ne Altaaf ko ishara kiya to wo ek badi si trolly sarkata hua andar laya. Cake teen manjila tha jisme side pe sundar design bane hue the aur top par Nafisa ki princess dress wali photo bani hui thi. Cake dekhkar Afsa Nafisa aur Shoaib ki aankhein fail gayi.

Nafisa:- Abbu itna bada cake!!!

Akram:- Meri shehzaadi ke liye chhota mota cake accha nahi lagta na, isliye bakery waale ko bolke sabse bada cake banwa liya.


Nafisa Akram ke gale lag gayi. Dono baap beti ka pyaar dekh sabhi bhavuk ho gaye. Nafisa ne cake kaata aur uske baad Akram Khan ne apne admiyon ko kehke tarah tarah ke khaane ke items mangwaye aur bade bade speakers set karwake sab logon ne dance kiya. Nafisa jo aaj cake katne ke pehle bahot gusse me thi party ke baad uski khushi dekhte bann rahi thi.


Suryast se laghbag do ghante pehle ka samay tha. Sadak par ek car tej gati se chalti jaa rahi thi aur uska peeche ek police jeep kar rahi thi jisko chala rahe uss police officer ki aankhon me dridh nischaya tha, aage wali car me bhaag rahe mujrimon ko pakadne ka.


Car chala rahe gundey ne peeche baithe apne ek saathi se poocha,


Chigla:- Pinda, wo police waala abhi bhi peeche kar raha hai???

Pinda:- Saala abhi bhi peeche laga hua hai. Behanchod 200 km ho gaye jail se bhaage hue aur ye jonk ki tarah peeche pada hua hai.


Chigla:- Iss sale ko main apne haathon se maarunga bas apna adda pe pahunch jaaye ek baar.


Meel ke patthar pe Pitamgarh 20 km dikha raha tha aur inka adda Pitamgarh sehar ke se 10 km pehle road se lagbhag se kayi sau meter door khet khalihano ke beech me tha. 10 km tak ye car ko Chigla aise hi chalata raha aur wo police officer isi gati se unka peecha karta raha. Apne adde ke paas aane ke baad Pinda ne car se utarne ke pehle apni jeb se ek grenade nikala aur car me fenk diya. Wo police officer itni tej gati se unki car ke paas aa raha tha ki use ye sab hota hua nahi dikha aur jab uski jeep car ke bahot najdeek thi tabhi car me visphot ho gaya. Iss vishpot ki shakti itni jyada thi ki jeep ke parkhacche udd gaye. Aisa hota dekh Chigla chillaya.


Chigla:- Saale behan ke laude, tune car kyun udaayi??? Main iss kameene ko apne haath se maarna chahta tha.


Pinda:- Teri chutiyagiri ke kaaran hi ye kamina yaha tak pahuncha gaya. Kya jarurat thi inn kaidi ke kapdon me bajar me paan khaane ki??? Na tu paan khaata, na log tujhe pehchaante aur na ye kamina hamare peeche padta.



Chigla:- Ye sab baatein chhod. Chal jaldi apne adde pe chalte hain. Jail ka khaana khaake pakk gaya hoon, aaj desi murga aur saath me daaru ke maje loonga. Soch ke hi munh me paani aa raha hai.


Dono pagdandi se chalte hue apne adde ki ore chalne lage. Inka adda waise to kheton ke beech hi tha par yaha jyada log nahi rehte the aur jo gine chune log rehte bhi the wo inke darr se police ko iss adde ke baare me nahi batate the. Ab bhala kukhyaat gundon se panga leke kaun jaan musibat me daalna chahega???? 5 min tak chalne ke baad dono adde ke saamne pahunche. 1000 sq ft me faila ye adda saamne se to ekdam khastahaal lag raha tha par andar se ekdam kisi ameerjaade ke ghar ki tarah tha jaha jang lage main gate se andar bane ghar ke baare me jara sa bhi andaja nahi lagaya ja sakta tha. Pinda ne apne paas rakhi chabhi se taala khola aur awaaj lagayi.


Pinda:- Bhilu, Sarman, Phishwa, Ghadu kahan mar gaye sab ke sab???


Chaaron haajir hue aur unme se Sarman bola.

Sarman:- Bhai aap to do din ke liye Vishnupur gaye the na??? Lagta hai kaam jaldi ho gaya.


Pinda:- Ye dekh kinko lekar aaya. Inko hi jail se bhagane gaya tha.

Saamne inn sabka boss Chigla khada tha. Sabhi gundey Chigla ke pair padhne lage.

Pinda:- Abe khaali aashirwaad hi lete rahoge ya kuch khaane peene ko bhi laoge unke liye.

Bhillu jaldi se andar gaya murga banane aur Sarman andar se table fan bahar chaanv ne lagane ke liye laane gaya. Chigla araam kar paata usse pehle hi Pinda ke sar ko ek goli cheerti hui nikal gayi. Pinda ke girne se Chigla Pishwa Ghadu satark ho gaye. Chigla to kisi tarah rengta hua ghar ke andar ghus gaya par Pishwa aur Ghadu ke sar ko agli do goliyon ne cheer diya. Chigla ne andar awaaj lagayi tab andar se Bhillu aur aur Sarman daudte hue aaye aur unhone ek grenade use pakdaya jise Chigla ne goliyon ki disha me feka. Ek jor ka dhamaka hua aur apni jeet se vishwast Chigla apne dono ke saath dhamake waali jagah aaya jaha wo police officer aundhe munh pada hua tha. Achanak hi drishya badla kyunki uss police officer ne palti khaate hue apni rivolver se Sarman aur Bhillu ke sar ko cheer diya par wo Chigla par goli chalata usse pehle hi Chigla ne uski rivolver laat maarke door gira di. Sawa 6 feet unche saand jaise tagde Chigla ne iss 6 feet ke kasrati badan waale saahsi police officer ke upar humla kar diya. Chigla bhale hi dikhne me tagda tha par ye police officer bhi kam nahi tha jisne Chigla ko apne sar ke upar uthakar kisi aate ki bori ki tarah jameen par patak diya. Gusse se bhannaye hue Chigla ne laat ka agla waar iski pasliyon me kiya jise rokte rokte bhi officer ko laat pad gayi. Chigla ne iss waar ne bharpoor dard diya par ab iss officer ne aar ya paar ki thaani aur mukke se waar karne aa rahe Chigla ke dono haathon ko kaske kisi kakdi ki tarah marod ke toda aur uske baad uski gardan ko apni pakad me dabake itni jor se jhatka ki uske praan pakheru udd gaye. Iske baad usne apni rivolver uthayi aur Chigla ki laash ko ghaseet-te hue pagdandiyon se road par laane laga. Dhamake se do baar bachne ke chakkar me iss officer ko bahot gehri chot lagi thi pasliyon me aur baaye pair me. Wo iski lash ko road tak leke jaa pata usse pehle hi wo chakkar khaake pagdandi par gir pada. Jab use hosh aaya to wo ek kamre me tha. Use hosh me aaya dekh bagal me baithi ladki ne bola.


Ladki:- Ab kaisa lag raha hai Officer???


Officer:- Main kitni der se behosh tha???


Ladki:- Teen ghanton se.


Officer:- Aur wo gunda, uska kya hua???


Ladki:- Uski lash mere baba ne chhupa di hai.


Officer- Tum ho kaun aur main tumhari baat par vishwaas kaise kar loon??? Ho sakta hai tum bhi unn gundon se mili hui ho.


Ladki:- Main jaanti thi aap meri baat aise nahi maanoge. Ye dekhiye mera College ID Card.


Uss ladki ne apna ID Card dikhaya jisme likha tha Vandana Pathak B.SC(Chem Hons.) Ist Year JJ College Pitamgarh.


Officer:- Log apna Voter Id Card ya Adhaar card dikhaate hain, tumne apna College ID card kyun dikhaya???


Ladki:- Taaki aap apni santushti ke liye check karwa sako.


Hitesh ki tandra tab tooti jab use Sumit ka call aaya.


Sumit:- 3 ghante se tu bahar hai. Kar kya raha hai itni der se???

Hitesh:- Bas ek chhota sa kaam tha wahi poora kar raha tha.


Sumit:- Jaldi se ghar aa bhai, Swati ne rasgulle banaye hain aur haan maine tujhe Whatsapp pe samaan ki list bheji hai, wo yaad se lete aana.

Sumit ne jhatt se call kaat di aur Hitesh ne wo list dekhi to hansne laga.


Hitesh:- Saale shaadi ke maje tu le aur ye ghar ka samaan main laaun Ab Bhai ne bola karne ka to karne ka.
Jaari......

 

[Ranchojaiker]

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Update 47 Part1
Nafisa:- Ammi, abbu agar 10 min me nahi aaye to main unse kabhi baat nahi karungi.

Afsa:- Aise nahi kehte beta. Unhe kuch jaruri kaam hoga isliye late ho rahe hain aane me.

Nafisa:- Aisa bhi kya kaam ki mere birthday ke liye unke pass time nahi hai.


Shoaib:- Ammi ab ye late latifi har baar ho rahi hai. Pehle to abbu itne busy nahi rehte the. Hamare saath ghar me samay bitate the, hume school le jaate the, hum sabko ghumane le jaate the par ab pata nahi kya ho gaya hai unhe.



Tabhi peeche se ek kadak awaaj aayi.

Akram:- Aisa kuch nahi hai bete bas hamari bitiya ki farmaish thodi alhada hai to bakery wale ko thoda time lag gaya cake taiyaar karne me. Ye kya Nafisa, tumne apni saheliyon ko nahi bulaya??


Nafisa:- Nahi bulaya. Agar bulati to aapke late aane ke kaaran unke saamne meri beijjati ho jaati jaisi bhai ki unke doston ke saamne hui thi. Abbu aap pehle jaise ban jaao na. Kitne din ho gaye hume saath me samay bitaye.



Akram:- Ye sab baatein to baad me bhi hongi beta par abhi cake to kaato.



Nafisa:- Nahi main cake nahi kaatungi. Pehle aapko promise karna hoga ki kal aur parson aap koi kaam nahi karoge aur iss baar ki Holi ham log saath me manayenge.


Akram:- Accha baba kiya promise par itne kam logon me holi kaise manayenge???



Nafisa:- Wo sab mujh pe chhod dijiye. Iss baar holi me ham khoob dhamal machayenge.


Aur wo khushi se dance karne lagti hai.



Akram:- Pehle cake kaat lo beta phir ham sab bhi tumhare saath dance karenge.



Nafisa:- Aap Dance karoge??? Hehehehehe.... Picchli baar aap nach rahe the to aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko bijli ke jhatke diye jaa rahe ho.



Akram:- Iss baar aisa kuch nahi hoga. Main tumse bhi accha dance karunga.


Afsa:- (Hanste hue) Ab baap beti baaton me hi lage rahoge ya cake bhi kaatoge????



Akram ne Altaaf ko ishara kiya to wo ek badi si trolly sarkata hua andar laya. Cake teen manjila tha jisme side pe sundar design bane hue the aur top par Nafisa ki princess dress wali photo bani hui thi. Cake dekhkar Afsa Nafisa aur Shoaib ki aankhein fail gayi.

Nafisa:- Abbu itna bada cake!!!

Akram:- Meri shehzaadi ke liye chhota mota cake accha nahi lagta na, isliye bakery waale ko bolke sabse bada cake banwa liya.


Nafisa Akram ke gale lag gayi. Dono baap beti ka pyaar dekh sabhi bhavuk ho gaye. Nafisa ne cake kaata aur uske baad Akram Khan ne apne admiyon ko kehke tarah tarah ke khaane ke items mangwaye aur bade bade speakers set karwake sab logon ne dance kiya. Nafisa jo aaj cake katne ke pehle bahot gusse me thi party ke baad uski khushi dekhte bann rahi thi.


Suryast se laghbag do ghante pehle ka samay tha. Sadak par ek car tej gati se chalti jaa rahi thi aur uska peeche ek police jeep kar rahi thi jisko chala rahe uss police officer ki aankhon me dridh nischaya tha, aage wali car me bhaag rahe mujrimon ko pakadne ka.


Car chala rahe gundey ne peeche baithe apne ek saathi se poocha,


Chigla:- Pinda, wo police waala abhi bhi peeche kar raha hai???

Pinda:- Saala abhi bhi peeche laga hua hai. Behanchod 200 km ho gaye jail se bhaage hue aur ye jonk ki tarah peeche pada hua hai.


Chigla:- Iss sale ko main apne haathon se maarunga bas apna adda pe pahunch jaaye ek baar.


Meel ke patthar pe Pitamgarh 20 km dikha raha tha aur inka adda Pitamgarh sehar ke se 10 km pehle road se lagbhag se kayi sau meter door khet khalihano ke beech me tha. 10 km tak ye car ko Chigla aise hi chalata raha aur wo police officer isi gati se unka peecha karta raha. Apne adde ke paas aane ke baad Pinda ne car se utarne ke pehle apni jeb se ek grenade nikala aur car me fenk diya. Wo police officer itni tej gati se unki car ke paas aa raha tha ki use ye sab hota hua nahi dikha aur jab uski jeep car ke bahot najdeek thi tabhi car me visphot ho gaya. Iss vishpot ki shakti itni jyada thi ki jeep ke parkhacche udd gaye. Aisa hota dekh Chigla chillaya.


Chigla:- Saale behan ke laude, tune car kyun udaayi??? Main iss kameene ko apne haath se maarna chahta tha.


Pinda:- Teri chutiyagiri ke kaaran hi ye kamina yaha tak pahuncha gaya. Kya jarurat thi inn kaidi ke kapdon me bajar me paan khaane ki??? Na tu paan khaata, na log tujhe pehchaante aur na ye kamina hamare peeche padta.



Chigla:- Ye sab baatein chhod. Chal jaldi apne adde pe chalte hain. Jail ka khaana khaake pakk gaya hoon, aaj desi murga aur saath me daaru ke maje loonga. Soch ke hi munh me paani aa raha hai.


Dono pagdandi se chalte hue apne adde ki ore chalne lage. Inka adda waise to kheton ke beech hi tha par yaha jyada log nahi rehte the aur jo gine chune log rehte bhi the wo inke darr se police ko iss adde ke baare me nahi batate the. Ab bhala kukhyaat gundon se panga leke kaun jaan musibat me daalna chahega???? 5 min tak chalne ke baad dono adde ke saamne pahunche. 1000 sq ft me faila ye adda saamne se to ekdam khastahaal lag raha tha par andar se ekdam kisi ameerjaade ke ghar ki tarah tha jaha jang lage main gate se andar bane ghar ke baare me jara sa bhi andaja nahi lagaya ja sakta tha. Pinda ne apne paas rakhi chabhi se taala khola aur awaaj lagayi.


Pinda:- Bhilu, Sarman, Phishwa, Ghadu kahan mar gaye sab ke sab???


Chaaron haajir hue aur unme se Sarman bola.

Sarman:- Bhai aap to do din ke liye Vishnupur gaye the na??? Lagta hai kaam jaldi ho gaya.


Pinda:- Ye dekh kinko lekar aaya. Inko hi jail se bhagane gaya tha.

Saamne inn sabka boss Chigla khada tha. Sabhi gundey Chigla ke pair padhne lage.

Pinda:- Abe khaali aashirwaad hi lete rahoge ya kuch khaane peene ko bhi laoge unke liye.

Bhillu jaldi se andar gaya murga banane aur Sarman andar se table fan bahar chaanv ne lagane ke liye laane gaya. Chigla araam kar paata usse pehle hi Pinda ke sar ko ek goli cheerti hui nikal gayi. Pinda ke girne se Chigla Pishwa Ghadu satark ho gaye. Chigla to kisi tarah rengta hua ghar ke andar ghus gaya par Pishwa aur Ghadu ke sar ko agli do goliyon ne cheer diya. Chigla ne andar awaaj lagayi tab andar se Bhillu aur aur Sarman daudte hue aaye aur unhone ek grenade use pakdaya jise Chigla ne goliyon ki disha me feka. Ek jor ka dhamaka hua aur apni jeet se vishwast Chigla apne dono ke saath dhamake waali jagah aaya jaha wo police officer aundhe munh pada hua tha. Achanak hi drishya badla kyunki uss police officer ne palti khaate hue apni rivolver se Sarman aur Bhillu ke sar ko cheer diya par wo Chigla par goli chalata usse pehle hi Chigla ne uski rivolver laat maarke door gira di. Sawa 6 feet unche saand jaise tagde Chigla ne iss 6 feet ke kasrati badan waale saahsi police officer ke upar humla kar diya. Chigla bhale hi dikhne me tagda tha par ye police officer bhi kam nahi tha jisne Chigla ko apne sar ke upar uthakar kisi aate ki bori ki tarah jameen par patak diya. Gusse se bhannaye hue Chigla ne laat ka agla waar iski pasliyon me kiya jise rokte rokte bhi officer ko laat pad gayi. Chigla ne iss waar ne bharpoor dard diya par ab iss officer ne aar ya paar ki thaani aur mukke se waar karne aa rahe Chigla ke dono haathon ko kaske kisi kakdi ki tarah marod ke toda aur uske baad uski gardan ko apni pakad me dabake itni jor se jhatka ki uske praan pakheru udd gaye. Iske baad usne apni rivolver uthayi aur Chigla ki laash ko ghaseet-te hue pagdandiyon se road par laane laga. Dhamake se do baar bachne ke chakkar me iss officer ko bahot gehri chot lagi thi pasliyon me aur baaye pair me. Wo iski lash ko road tak leke jaa pata usse pehle hi wo chakkar khaake pagdandi par gir pada. Jab use hosh aaya to wo ek kamre me tha. Use hosh me aaya dekh bagal me baithi ladki ne bola.


Ladki:- Ab kaisa lag raha hai Officer???


Officer:- Main kitni der se behosh tha???


Ladki:- Teen ghanton se.


Officer:- Aur wo gunda, uska kya hua???


Ladki:- Uski lash mere baba ne chhupa di hai.


Officer- Tum ho kaun aur main tumhari baat par vishwaas kaise kar loon??? Ho sakta hai tum bhi unn gundon se mili hui ho.


Ladki:- Main jaanti thi aap meri baat aise nahi maanoge. Ye dekhiye mera College ID Card.


Uss ladki ne apna ID Card dikhaya jisme likha tha Vandana Pathak B.SC(Chem Hons.) Ist Year JJ College Pitamgarh.


Officer:- Log apna Voter Id Card ya Adhaar card dikhaate hain, tumne apna College ID card kyun dikhaya???


Ladki:- Taaki aap apni santushti ke liye check karwa sako.


Hitesh ki tandra tab tooti jab use Sumit ka call aaya.


Sumit:- 3 ghante se tu bahar hai. Kar kya raha hai itni der se???

Hitesh:- Bas ek chhota sa kaam tha wahi poora kar raha tha.


Sumit:- Jaldi se ghar aa bhai, Swati ne rasgulle banaye hain aur haan maine tujhe Whatsapp pe samaan ki list bheji hai, wo yaad se lete aana.

Sumit ne jhatt se call kaat di aur Hitesh ne wo list dekhi to hansne laga.


Hitesh:- Saale shaadi ke maje tu le aur ye ghar ka samaan main laaun Ab Bhai ne bola karne ka to karne ka.
Jaari......

Bahut jabardast kya pyar bhara mahol hai Nafisa aur Shoaib ko shayad pata bhi nahi hai ki unke abbu ji kitne bure insaan hai aur bahut bade Don hai lekin kuch samay ke liye hi sahi but Nafisa ne Akram Khan ko uljha ke rakh liya hai aur ab ye kya action Kiya hai Hitesh ne shayad ye ladki Hitesh ke liye dikhai hai aur Dekhte hai Sumit ne kya kya mangwaya hai Aur khud maje le raha hai rasgulle ka

 

[krish1152]

nice update

 

[stylelook]

Update 46 Part1
Swati lagbhag do ghante aaram karne ke baad uthi tab bhi use apne bagal me Sumit nahi dikha. Wo bathroom me munh hath dhone ke baad hall me aayi tab Sumit sofe par baitha hua tha aur newspaper uske haathon me tha. Wo uske paas aake awaaj dene lagi.


Swati:- Kab tak sote rahoge??? Haath munh dho lijiye, main khaana laga deti hoon.


Sumit ne koi jawab nahi diya. Swati ne fir se use awaaj di, phir bhi koi jawaab nahi aaya. Usne uske dono haathon ko neeche kiya to Sumit usi awastha me soya hua dikha. Swati ne use do teen baar kass ke jhakjhora tab uski neend khuli.


Sumit:- Hahhhh........ Neend poori ho gayi tumhari??


Swati:- Haan ho gayi. Main aapki tarah kumbhakaran nahi hoon ki paper padhte padhte so jaaun.


Sumit:- Jor ki bhookh lagi hai, subah unn sabke chakkar me naashts bhi nahi kar paaya. Khana lagao.


Swati:- Aap haath munh to dho ke aao, aapko khaana parosa hua milega.

Sumit:- Thik hai.


Sumit ne sofe se uthkar jordaar tarike se khud ko stretch kiya aur apne room me fresh hone chala gaya. Labhag 10min baad jab wo hall me dining table par baitha tab tak khaana parosa jaa chuka tha. Wo dheere dheere chupchaap khaana khaane laga.



Swati:- Dishes kaisi lag rahi hain???


Sumit:- Acchi hain.



Itna bolkar wo khaana khaane me lag gaya. Khaane ke baad wo lift se shooting range me aaya aur aaj usne itne dino ki kasar nikaalni shuru ki. Jab tak Hitesh ghar nahi laut aaya tab tak wo shooting practice aur exercise karta raha. Hitesh subah 10 baje ka nikla 4 baje aaya tab range me ho raha shor suna. Waha gaya to Sumit punching bag par punches aur kicks barsa raha tha aur uski t-shirt paseene se lathpath thi.



Hitesh:- Poore mahine ki training aaj hi kar lega kya???? Chal upar chal.


Sumit:- Form me rahunga tabhi to apna naam bana rahega. Tu jaa main aata hoon thodi der me.


Hitesh:- Thik hai. Jaldi aana.


Hitesh sidhiyon se third floor par aaya aur hall me rakhe sofe par pasar gaya. Swati jo apne room me baithi thi awaaj sunnkar bahar aayi aur phir kitchen se thanda paani leke uske pass aayi.


Swati:- To kaisa laga apni chhutki se milkar???


Hitesh:- Yahan wapas aane ka dil hi nahi kar raha tha. Kaise usse door rahta hoon ye bas mera mann jaanta hai.


Swati:- To use yahan le kyun nahi aate aap?? Mujhe bhi ek nanad mil jayegi.


Hitesh:- Uski safety ke liye usse door hoon bhabhi. Mujhe wo din yaad aate hain jab main use apni kandhon pe bithake iss ghar me dauda karta tha. Sab kitna accha tha par shayad maine kuch paap kiye honge jo pehle mere maa papa mujhe chhod ke chale gaye aur Kanika ko maine khud hi door bhej diya. Sumit ko maine aaj tak Kanika ke baare me nahi bataya kyunki wo use mere liye yahan hi le aayega aur jaisi wo hai wo bhi hamare saath kaam karne ki jidd pakad legi. Main apni behan ko iss apraadh ki duniya me nahi laaunga bhale uske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna pade.


Swati:- Abse sad sad baatein band. Ek din Kanika bhi hamare saath yahan rahegi aap dekhna wo din jaldi aayega. Kuch khaaya aapne ya bas behna ke nakhre uthate rahe???



Hitesh:- Usne apne haathon se itna khilaya ki mera pet hi fatt jaata. Bahot haath pair jode tab khilana band kiya.



Swati:- Uske haath se to khaa liya, mere haath se nahi khaoge???

Hitesh:- Khud hi dekh lo bhabhi, shirt ke button tootne ki halat me pahunch gaye hain. Aur na khaa paaunga.



Swati:- Aise kaise?? Kuch to khaana padega.


Iske baad Swati ne jabardasti use samose aur chhole bhature khila diye aur last me ek katori kheer bhi.



Hitesh:- Ahhhh.....maa..... Ab to hil bhi nahi paaunga.



Swati:- Do do behnon ka pyaar hai jhelna to padega...hihihihihihihihi......


Sumit neeche se upar aaya tab Hitesh dining table se uthkar kisi mareej ki tarah dheere dheere sofe ki ore jaa raha tha.


Sumit:- Aise dheere dheere kyun chal raha hai??? Kahin kisi ne teri gaand to nahi maar li......


Hitesh:- Ghar me bhabhi hai ye to soch le bolne se pehle. Pet bhayankar full kar diya hai Bhabhi ne khila khila ke.


Sumit:- Sahi hai, sahi hai. Bahot gyaan deta rehta hai na mujhe, tere saath aisa hi hona chahiye, hahahahahahahaha.......


Hitesh:- Wo sab chhod, maine DGP sir ko bola hai state me Akram Khan ke upar darj har case ki detail mujhe bhejne ke liye to kaam par bhi dhyaan dena.


Sumit:- Pehle iss Mita naam ki bala se to nipat loon. Log padi lakdi gaand me lete hain, yahan to poora parivaar lakdi meri gaand me ghusane jaa raha hai.



Shaam ke 4 baj hi gaye the to Swati ne aaj dono ke saath ghoomne ka plan banaya aur teeno Swift se ek long drive par nikal pade. Raaste me khet khalihaan me photo khinchne, ghar ki fati hui macchardaani me macchli pakadne, talaab kinaare pattharon ke chulhe me chicken paka kar khaane ke sabko khoob maja aaya. Aate aate raat ke 9 baj gaye to Hitesh apne room me Sumit Swati apne room me so gaye. Ummeed ke vipreet aaj jab Swati nighty pehan ke bahar nikli tab Sumit mobile me khoya hua dikha. Swati ne khud hi usse baat ki jisme Sumit ne bhi theek se baat ki aur baatein khatm hone ke baad light band karke peeth ke bal seedha hoke so gaya.



Nayi subah hui aur aaj monday tha to Koyal hi sabse pehle uthi aur fresh hone nahane ke baad ready hokar kitchen me pahunchi to wahan pehle se hi Champa kaam me lagi hui thi.

Koyal:- Are didi. Aap rehne dijiye ye sab. Main kar loongi.


Champa:- Didi hoon na to kaam me behan ka haath bata rahi hoon. Maine aata goonth diya hai, tu fatafat roti bana tab tak main aloo palak ki sabji bana deti hoon.



Koyal:- Ji didi.


Dono ne kuch hi der me khana ready kar diya aur ummeed ke vipreet aaj sab log jaldi uthe hue the. 8 baje hi school tha to Tarun Isha ne jaldi jaldi nashta kiya aur lunch box leke baahar bus ka intejaar karne lage. 5 min me bus aa gayi aur sabko bye kehke dono school ke liye nikal pade. School jaane ka unka mann nahi tha par holi ki chutti ka homework bhi milna tha to jaana pada. Unke jaane ke baad sabne milkar naashta kiya aur baaton hi baaton me kab 9:30 baj gaye pata hi nahi chala. Nakul ka dhyaan ghadi par gaya to wo fatafat apne room me bhaaga aur 10 min me taiyaar ho car se office ke liye nikal pada. Pushpit Virendra ko apne doston se milwane le gaya aur Chinki Praneet ki jidd par Mita Vipul Champa Girija Sumitra ko unke saath nayi anime film dekhne jaana pada. Ghar me ab bas Koyal hi thi jo kal Sumit ke reaction ko yaad kar hans rahi thi.



Koyal:- Sumit beta bhale tum kisi se bhi jhoot bol lo par tum mere boobs hi dekh rahe the uss din. Iss sawaal ka jawaab to ab tumse face to face hi loongi, rishte me maami-saas jo banne waali hoon. Mita bahot chaalu hain mere hone waale damaad ji....
Jaari....

Dekhna h ki Sumit Mita ke pariwar or Koyal ke questions ke kya jwab deta h and Sumit ne Jo bola Hitesh to "kisi ne Teri g**d mar Li" was hilarious

 

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Update 46 Part2
Subah Swati ki neend khuli to usne Sumit ko dusri karwat leke sote hue paaya. Pichhle 9 din me kabhi bhi aisa nahi hua tha ki Sumit usse lipat ke naa soya ho par kal raat aisa hua. Swati ki chuttiyan khatam ho chuki thi par aaj holikadahan tha aur kal holi to usne prinicipal Mam ko call karne ka socha taaki aaj ki bhi leave saction ho jaaye aur wo Wednesday se school regularly join kar le. Wo dheeme kadmo se bathroom ki ore badhi aur freshnup hokar bahar nikli tab bhi Sumit karwat ke bal soya hua dikha. Naashta banane kitchen me pahunchi to wahan pehle se hi Hitesh tha jo coffee bana raha tha.


Swati:- Aapko pehle bhi kaha hai na ab se kitchen mere jimme phir bhi aap maante nahi ho.

Hitesh:- Kya karun aadat ho gayi hai jaate jaate jayegi.....


Swati:- Bataiye bhaiya kya khaana pasand karenge??? Aaj aapki pasand ka hi khana banaungi.


Hitesh:- Aap jo bhi bana do chal jaayega. Aur haan ghar mera bhi hai to ek time ka khaana main banaunga.



Swati:- Nahi, ab ye kitchen mera hai aur main iss kitchen ki Sanjiv Khanna.


Hitesh:- Aap chahe jo kaho par kaam.to barabar bantega nahi to practice chhut jaayegi.


Swati:- Thik hai. Aap sirf tabhi khaana banaoge jab main school me rahun. Uske baad kitchen me kaam karte dikhe to.....



Hitesh:- Mujhe belan thode khaana hai.... Accha bhabhi main aata hoon jara bahar se.....


Swati:- Jaldi aaiyega.



Swati ne ek ghante me roti kathal ki sabji bana di aur salad bhi ready kar diya. Sumit ab tak nahi utha tha to wo use uthane room me gayi. Thodi der tak awaaj dene ke baad uski neend khuli to use Swati apne munh ke saamne jhuki dikhi jisse uske chuchon ke beech ki ghaati najar aa rahi thi.


Swati:- Good Morning Jaanu



Sumit:- Good Morning. Pehle utha deti mujhe.


Swati:- Aap sote hue itne pyaare lag rahe the ki uthane ka mann nahi kiya.


Sumit:- Tum naashta lagao main bas 15 min me ready hoke aata hoon.


Swati kitchen me chali gayi aur wahan se khaane se bhare bartan laake dining table par sajane lagi. Usne Sumit ke liye plate laga di aur plate lagne ke thik 2 min baad wo dining table ke saamne lagi chair pe baith gaya. Bina kisi baat ke usne khaana shuru kar diya.



Swati:- Sabji kaisi bani hai???


Sumit:- Acchi hai. Tum bhi naashta karo.


Swati:- Pehle aap khaa lijiye phir main khaa loongi.


Sumit:- Tum patni ho meri matlab mere barabar. Ye baad me khaana kya hota hai, Abse tum mere saath hi khaana khaogi jab bhi ham sath me ho.


Swati:- Thik hai jaanu.


Dono bagal me baithe naashta karne lage. Nashta khatm hua to Sumit ne poocha.



Sumit:- Ye Hitesh kahan gaya???



Swati:- Kuch kaam se bahar gaye hain.


Sumit:- Thik hai.



Swati:- Kal se dekh rahi hoon aap ekdum badle badle se lag rahe hain.


Sumit:- Aisa to kuch bhi nahi hai. Tumhe aisa kyun lag raha hai???



Swati:- Kal subah to aapka mood bada romantic lag raha tha par uske baad to naa aapne thik se baat ki aur naa hi raat me mujhe pyaar kiya jabki mera bahot mann tha. Apne pyaar ki aadat laga di hai aapne. Raat bhar karwat badalti rahi.



Sumit:- Haan mujhe bura laga. Tumse shaadi ke pehle jo bhi hua wo sab main bhula chuka hoon. Ye ek nayi jindagi ki shuruaat ki hai hamne aur tumne apni kasam deke mujhse wo baat pochi jiske kaaran mujhe uss Mita jaisi akdu ki baatein sunni padi. Kya kaha tha tumne ki main hoti to chappalon se maarti, matlab mere sach batane ke baad bhi tumhe yahi laga ki main janboojh ke Mami ke chuche dekh raha tha. Tumhe mujhse jyada vishwas usa Mita ki baat par hai jo abhi iss ghar me aayi tak nahi hai. Tumse pyaar karta hoon isliye tumhari kadwi baatein seh gaya. Kisi aur ne itna kaha hota to uski jeebh kaat ke kutton ko khila deta. Agar aisa aage hua to mujhe tumse kiya vaada todna hoga. Aur ladkiyon ki kami na mujhe pehle thi aur na hi ab hai.



Swati:- Mujhe maaf kar dijiye, wo sab to maine bas majaak me kaha tha. Main aapko dukh nahi pahunchana chahti thi.



Sumit:- Maafi mat maango jaan bas apne iss Sumit ko wo banne par majboor mat karo jo main shaadi se pehle tha. Chalo aaj ek vachan dete hain ekdusre se.


Swati:- Kaisa vachan???


Sumit:- Hum dono apni shaadi ke pehle waali baatein nahi karenge. Iss nayi jindagi ko pyaar aur samarpan ke rangon se bharenge.


Swati:- Done


Sumit:- Done. Ab agar patni ji ki anumati ho to thoda pyaar kar lein.


Swati:- Maine aapko kabhi roka hai kya???


Sumit:- Har baar to rok tok karti rehti ho. Kal bhi khade lund pe dhokha de diya.


Swati:- Aap bhi to samjha karo na har samay ye sab accha nahi lagta.


Sumit:- Kal to ghar me koi nahi tha phir bhi mujhe tadapna pada.


Swati:- Okay. Abse jab bhi hum ghar me akele rahenge main aapko nahi tokungi. Khush.


Sumit:- Isi baat par inn gulabi honthon ka ras to pila do.


Swati:- Yahan hall me nahi room me chaliye phir pilaungi aapko inn honthon ka rass.

Room me aake darwaja band karne ke baad Swati ne aage badhkar khud hi Sumit ke honthon ko apne mulayam honthon me kaid kar liya aur bade hi pyaar se unhe choosne lagi.



Sumit:- Itna pyaar se kiss karna kahan se seekha jaan.... ummmm....


Swati:- Jab dil me pyaar bhara ho to sab apne aap aa jaata hai...aummmmm......


Sumit ne blouse ke upar se hi uski chuchiyaan dabani shuru kar di aur kapdon ke upar se lund ke dhakke uski choot par dene laga.



Swati:- Pagaal kar dete ho aap...ahhhhh......ummmm....



Sumit:- 10 din se inhe daba raha hoon par inki akad kam nahi ho rahi..... Itne mulayam aur bade hone ke baad bhi ye patthar jaise sakht hain..... Inhe haath me lene ke baad ruka nahi jaata......ummm......


Har baar Sumit haavi hota tha par aaj kamaan Swati ne sambhali thi. Kissing ke dauran hi unke kapde sharir se aise gayab hue jaise gadhe ke sar se seengh. Sumit ne Swati ko hawa me hi sar ke upar utha liya aur uski choot ko use apne munh par bitha kar kisi kutte ki tarah uski choot lapar lapar chaatne laga. Swati jo kal raat se hi bhari padi thi wo uski jeebh aur ungliyon ke jaadu se jyada der tak nahi ruk paayi aur jhadd gayi. Sumit ne Swati ko apne sar ke saamne se neeche utaarna shuru kiya. Dheere dheere Swati neeche fisalti gayi. Jab uski choot Sumit ke lund ke paas pahunchi to use laga ki Sumit ek haath se lund uski choot me lund ghusa ke dhakkar marega par Sumit masti ke mood me tha to aisa nahi kiya. Ulta usne Swati ki choot ko apne lund par aage peeche karna shuru kar diya. Uttejna vash Swati ne ek haath se uski gardan pakde hue apne daaye haath se lund ko choot me set kiya. Sumit ko to bas isi ka intejaar tha aue fir iske baad to wo chudai hui ki room ka koi kona aur kaamshashtra ka aisa koi aasan na bacha jiska upyog na hua ho. Aur ek hi round me choot ke saath gaand bhi maar li Sumit ne. Itni mehnat ke baad dono bed par pade haanfte hue ek dusre ko dekh rahe the aur aaj ke pagalpan ko yaad karke hans rahe the. Thodi baar Swati bathroom me khud ko saaf karne gayi to Sumit bhi wahan pahunch gaya aur ek aur round lag gaya. Dono ne phir se kapde pehne aur Sumit mobile phone me busy ho gaya aur Swati kitchen me bartan dhone chali gayi. Subah ke 10 baj chuke the par Hitesh abhi tak ghar nahi lauta tha.
Jaari....

Chaliye dono ne apne gile sikwe dur kar liye or phir se sambhog ki taraf nikal.pre ,or ye hitesh ab kon se mission pe nikal pra

 

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Update 47 Part1
Nafisa:- Ammi, abbu agar 10 min me nahi aaye to main unse kabhi baat nahi karungi.

Afsa:- Aise nahi kehte beta. Unhe kuch jaruri kaam hoga isliye late ho rahe hain aane me.

Nafisa:- Aisa bhi kya kaam ki mere birthday ke liye unke pass time nahi hai.


Shoaib:- Ammi ab ye late latifi har baar ho rahi hai. Pehle to abbu itne busy nahi rehte the. Hamare saath ghar me samay bitate the, hume school le jaate the, hum sabko ghumane le jaate the par ab pata nahi kya ho gaya hai unhe.



Tabhi peeche se ek kadak awaaj aayi.

Akram:- Aisa kuch nahi hai bete bas hamari bitiya ki farmaish thodi alhada hai to bakery wale ko thoda time lag gaya cake taiyaar karne me. Ye kya Nafisa, tumne apni saheliyon ko nahi bulaya??


Nafisa:- Nahi bulaya. Agar bulati to aapke late aane ke kaaran unke saamne meri beijjati ho jaati jaisi bhai ki unke doston ke saamne hui thi. Abbu aap pehle jaise ban jaao na. Kitne din ho gaye hume saath me samay bitaye.



Akram:- Ye sab baatein to baad me bhi hongi beta par abhi cake to kaato.



Nafisa:- Nahi main cake nahi kaatungi. Pehle aapko promise karna hoga ki kal aur parson aap koi kaam nahi karoge aur iss baar ki Holi ham log saath me manayenge.


Akram:- Accha baba kiya promise par itne kam logon me holi kaise manayenge???



Nafisa:- Wo sab mujh pe chhod dijiye. Iss baar holi me ham khoob dhamal machayenge.


Aur wo khushi se dance karne lagti hai.



Akram:- Pehle cake kaat lo beta phir ham sab bhi tumhare saath dance karenge.



Nafisa:- Aap Dance karoge??? Hehehehehe.... Picchli baar aap nach rahe the to aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko bijli ke jhatke diye jaa rahe ho.



Akram:- Iss baar aisa kuch nahi hoga. Main tumse bhi accha dance karunga.


Afsa:- (Hanste hue) Ab baap beti baaton me hi lage rahoge ya cake bhi kaatoge????



Akram ne Altaaf ko ishara kiya to wo ek badi si trolly sarkata hua andar laya. Cake teen manjila tha jisme side pe sundar design bane hue the aur top par Nafisa ki princess dress wali photo bani hui thi. Cake dekhkar Afsa Nafisa aur Shoaib ki aankhein fail gayi.

Nafisa:- Abbu itna bada cake!!!

Akram:- Meri shehzaadi ke liye chhota mota cake accha nahi lagta na, isliye bakery waale ko bolke sabse bada cake banwa liya.


Nafisa Akram ke gale lag gayi. Dono baap beti ka pyaar dekh sabhi bhavuk ho gaye. Nafisa ne cake kaata aur uske baad Akram Khan ne apne admiyon ko kehke tarah tarah ke khaane ke items mangwaye aur bade bade speakers set karwake sab logon ne dance kiya. Nafisa jo aaj cake katne ke pehle bahot gusse me thi party ke baad uski khushi dekhte bann rahi thi.


Suryast se laghbag do ghante pehle ka samay tha. Sadak par ek car tej gati se chalti jaa rahi thi aur uska peeche ek police jeep kar rahi thi jisko chala rahe uss police officer ki aankhon me dridh nischaya tha, aage wali car me bhaag rahe mujrimon ko pakadne ka.


Car chala rahe gundey ne peeche baithe apne ek saathi se poocha,


Chigla:- Pinda, wo police waala abhi bhi peeche kar raha hai???

Pinda:- Saala abhi bhi peeche laga hua hai. Behanchod 200 km ho gaye jail se bhaage hue aur ye jonk ki tarah peeche pada hua hai.


Chigla:- Iss sale ko main apne haathon se maarunga bas apna adda pe pahunch jaaye ek baar.


Meel ke patthar pe Pitamgarh 20 km dikha raha tha aur inka adda Pitamgarh sehar ke se 10 km pehle road se lagbhag se kayi sau meter door khet khalihano ke beech me tha. 10 km tak ye car ko Chigla aise hi chalata raha aur wo police officer isi gati se unka peecha karta raha. Apne adde ke paas aane ke baad Pinda ne car se utarne ke pehle apni jeb se ek grenade nikala aur car me fenk diya. Wo police officer itni tej gati se unki car ke paas aa raha tha ki use ye sab hota hua nahi dikha aur jab uski jeep car ke bahot najdeek thi tabhi car me visphot ho gaya. Iss vishpot ki shakti itni jyada thi ki jeep ke parkhacche udd gaye. Aisa hota dekh Chigla chillaya.


Chigla:- Saale behan ke laude, tune car kyun udaayi??? Main iss kameene ko apne haath se maarna chahta tha.


Pinda:- Teri chutiyagiri ke kaaran hi ye kamina yaha tak pahuncha gaya. Kya jarurat thi inn kaidi ke kapdon me bajar me paan khaane ki??? Na tu paan khaata, na log tujhe pehchaante aur na ye kamina hamare peeche padta.



Chigla:- Ye sab baatein chhod. Chal jaldi apne adde pe chalte hain. Jail ka khaana khaake pakk gaya hoon, aaj desi murga aur saath me daaru ke maje loonga. Soch ke hi munh me paani aa raha hai.


Dono pagdandi se chalte hue apne adde ki ore chalne lage. Inka adda waise to kheton ke beech hi tha par yaha jyada log nahi rehte the aur jo gine chune log rehte bhi the wo inke darr se police ko iss adde ke baare me nahi batate the. Ab bhala kukhyaat gundon se panga leke kaun jaan musibat me daalna chahega???? 5 min tak chalne ke baad dono adde ke saamne pahunche. 1000 sq ft me faila ye adda saamne se to ekdam khastahaal lag raha tha par andar se ekdam kisi ameerjaade ke ghar ki tarah tha jaha jang lage main gate se andar bane ghar ke baare me jara sa bhi andaja nahi lagaya ja sakta tha. Pinda ne apne paas rakhi chabhi se taala khola aur awaaj lagayi.


Pinda:- Bhilu, Sarman, Phishwa, Ghadu kahan mar gaye sab ke sab???


Chaaron haajir hue aur unme se Sarman bola.

Sarman:- Bhai aap to do din ke liye Vishnupur gaye the na??? Lagta hai kaam jaldi ho gaya.


Pinda:- Ye dekh kinko lekar aaya. Inko hi jail se bhagane gaya tha.

Saamne inn sabka boss Chigla khada tha. Sabhi gundey Chigla ke pair padhne lage.

Pinda:- Abe khaali aashirwaad hi lete rahoge ya kuch khaane peene ko bhi laoge unke liye.

Bhillu jaldi se andar gaya murga banane aur Sarman andar se table fan bahar chaanv ne lagane ke liye laane gaya. Chigla araam kar paata usse pehle hi Pinda ke sar ko ek goli cheerti hui nikal gayi. Pinda ke girne se Chigla Pishwa Ghadu satark ho gaye. Chigla to kisi tarah rengta hua ghar ke andar ghus gaya par Pishwa aur Ghadu ke sar ko agli do goliyon ne cheer diya. Chigla ne andar awaaj lagayi tab andar se Bhillu aur aur Sarman daudte hue aaye aur unhone ek grenade use pakdaya jise Chigla ne goliyon ki disha me feka. Ek jor ka dhamaka hua aur apni jeet se vishwast Chigla apne dono ke saath dhamake waali jagah aaya jaha wo police officer aundhe munh pada hua tha. Achanak hi drishya badla kyunki uss police officer ne palti khaate hue apni rivolver se Sarman aur Bhillu ke sar ko cheer diya par wo Chigla par goli chalata usse pehle hi Chigla ne uski rivolver laat maarke door gira di. Sawa 6 feet unche saand jaise tagde Chigla ne iss 6 feet ke kasrati badan waale saahsi police officer ke upar humla kar diya. Chigla bhale hi dikhne me tagda tha par ye police officer bhi kam nahi tha jisne Chigla ko apne sar ke upar uthakar kisi aate ki bori ki tarah jameen par patak diya. Gusse se bhannaye hue Chigla ne laat ka agla waar iski pasliyon me kiya jise rokte rokte bhi officer ko laat pad gayi. Chigla ne iss waar ne bharpoor dard diya par ab iss officer ne aar ya paar ki thaani aur mukke se waar karne aa rahe Chigla ke dono haathon ko kaske kisi kakdi ki tarah marod ke toda aur uske baad uski gardan ko apni pakad me dabake itni jor se jhatka ki uske praan pakheru udd gaye. Iske baad usne apni rivolver uthayi aur Chigla ki laash ko ghaseet-te hue pagdandiyon se road par laane laga. Dhamake se do baar bachne ke chakkar me iss officer ko bahot gehri chot lagi thi pasliyon me aur baaye pair me. Wo iski lash ko road tak leke jaa pata usse pehle hi wo chakkar khaake pagdandi par gir pada. Jab use hosh aaya to wo ek kamre me tha. Use hosh me aaya dekh bagal me baithi ladki ne bola.


Ladki:- Ab kaisa lag raha hai Officer???


Officer:- Main kitni der se behosh tha???


Ladki:- Teen ghanton se.


Officer:- Aur wo gunda, uska kya hua???


Ladki:- Uski lash mere baba ne chhupa di hai.


Officer- Tum ho kaun aur main tumhari baat par vishwaas kaise kar loon??? Ho sakta hai tum bhi unn gundon se mili hui ho.


Ladki:- Main jaanti thi aap meri baat aise nahi maanoge. Ye dekhiye mera College ID Card.


Uss ladki ne apna ID Card dikhaya jisme likha tha Vandana Pathak B.SC(Chem Hons.) Ist Year JJ College Pitamgarh.


Officer:- Log apna Voter Id Card ya Adhaar card dikhaate hain, tumne apna College ID card kyun dikhaya???


Ladki:- Taaki aap apni santushti ke liye check karwa sako.


Hitesh ki tandra tab tooti jab use Sumit ka call aaya.


Sumit:- 3 ghante se tu bahar hai. Kar kya raha hai itni der se???

Hitesh:- Bas ek chhota sa kaam tha wahi poora kar raha tha.


Sumit:- Jaldi se ghar aa bhai, Swati ne rasgulle banaye hain aur haan maine tujhe Whatsapp pe samaan ki list bheji hai, wo yaad se lete aana.

Sumit ne jhatt se call kaat di aur Hitesh ne wo list dekhi to hansne laga.


Hitesh:- Saale shaadi ke maje tu le aur ye ghar ka samaan main laaun Ab Bhai ne bola karne ka to karne ka.
Jaari......

Bahar kitna bhi bara Don ho apne Ghar ke guriya ko mna kar sakta h kya, lekin jab pta chalega abbu bure insan h to kya hoga , khair Hitesh ke sath ye ladki kon h ? Waiting for next update for details

 

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Vandana Pathak ne Hitesh ko bachaya. Pratiksha agle rasprad update ki

 

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Update 46 Part2
Subah Swati ki neend khuli to usne Sumit ko dusri karwat leke sote hue paaya. Pichhle 9 din me kabhi bhi aisa nahi hua tha ki Sumit usse lipat ke naa soya ho par kal raat aisa hua. Swati ki chuttiyan khatam ho chuki thi par aaj holikadahan tha aur kal holi to usne prinicipal Mam ko call karne ka socha taaki aaj ki bhi leave saction ho jaaye aur wo Wednesday se school regularly join kar le. Wo dheeme kadmo se bathroom ki ore badhi aur freshnup hokar bahar nikli tab bhi Sumit karwat ke bal soya hua dikha. Naashta banane kitchen me pahunchi to wahan pehle se hi Hitesh tha jo coffee bana raha tha.


Swati:- Aapko pehle bhi kaha hai na ab se kitchen mere jimme phir bhi aap maante nahi ho.

Hitesh:- Kya karun aadat ho gayi hai jaate jaate jayegi.....


Swati:- Bataiye bhaiya kya khaana pasand karenge??? Aaj aapki pasand ka hi khana banaungi.


Hitesh:- Aap jo bhi bana do chal jaayega. Aur haan ghar mera bhi hai to ek time ka khaana main banaunga.



Swati:- Nahi, ab ye kitchen mera hai aur main iss kitchen ki Sanjiv Khanna.


Hitesh:- Aap chahe jo kaho par kaam.to barabar bantega nahi to practice chhut jaayegi.


Swati:- Thik hai. Aap sirf tabhi khaana banaoge jab main school me rahun. Uske baad kitchen me kaam karte dikhe to.....



Hitesh:- Mujhe belan thode khaana hai.... Accha bhabhi main aata hoon jara bahar se.....


Swati:- Jaldi aaiyega.



Swati ne ek ghante me roti kathal ki sabji bana di aur salad bhi ready kar diya. Sumit ab tak nahi utha tha to wo use uthane room me gayi. Thodi der tak awaaj dene ke baad uski neend khuli to use Swati apne munh ke saamne jhuki dikhi jisse uske chuchon ke beech ki ghaati najar aa rahi thi.


Swati:- Good Morning Jaanu



Sumit:- Good Morning. Pehle utha deti mujhe.


Swati:- Aap sote hue itne pyaare lag rahe the ki uthane ka mann nahi kiya.


Sumit:- Tum naashta lagao main bas 15 min me ready hoke aata hoon.


Swati kitchen me chali gayi aur wahan se khaane se bhare bartan laake dining table par sajane lagi. Usne Sumit ke liye plate laga di aur plate lagne ke thik 2 min baad wo dining table ke saamne lagi chair pe baith gaya. Bina kisi baat ke usne khaana shuru kar diya.



Swati:- Sabji kaisi bani hai???


Sumit:- Acchi hai. Tum bhi naashta karo.


Swati:- Pehle aap khaa lijiye phir main khaa loongi.


Sumit:- Tum patni ho meri matlab mere barabar. Ye baad me khaana kya hota hai, Abse tum mere saath hi khaana khaogi jab bhi ham sath me ho.


Swati:- Thik hai jaanu.


Dono bagal me baithe naashta karne lage. Nashta khatm hua to Sumit ne poocha.



Sumit:- Ye Hitesh kahan gaya???



Swati:- Kuch kaam se bahar gaye hain.


Sumit:- Thik hai.



Swati:- Kal se dekh rahi hoon aap ekdum badle badle se lag rahe hain.


Sumit:- Aisa to kuch bhi nahi hai. Tumhe aisa kyun lag raha hai???



Swati:- Kal subah to aapka mood bada romantic lag raha tha par uske baad to naa aapne thik se baat ki aur naa hi raat me mujhe pyaar kiya jabki mera bahot mann tha. Apne pyaar ki aadat laga di hai aapne. Raat bhar karwat badalti rahi.



Sumit:- Haan mujhe bura laga. Tumse shaadi ke pehle jo bhi hua wo sab main bhula chuka hoon. Ye ek nayi jindagi ki shuruaat ki hai hamne aur tumne apni kasam deke mujhse wo baat pochi jiske kaaran mujhe uss Mita jaisi akdu ki baatein sunni padi. Kya kaha tha tumne ki main hoti to chappalon se maarti, matlab mere sach batane ke baad bhi tumhe yahi laga ki main janboojh ke Mami ke chuche dekh raha tha. Tumhe mujhse jyada vishwas usa Mita ki baat par hai jo abhi iss ghar me aayi tak nahi hai. Tumse pyaar karta hoon isliye tumhari kadwi baatein seh gaya. Kisi aur ne itna kaha hota to uski jeebh kaat ke kutton ko khila deta. Agar aisa aage hua to mujhe tumse kiya vaada todna hoga. Aur ladkiyon ki kami na mujhe pehle thi aur na hi ab hai.



Swati:- Mujhe maaf kar dijiye, wo sab to maine bas majaak me kaha tha. Main aapko dukh nahi pahunchana chahti thi.



Sumit:- Maafi mat maango jaan bas apne iss Sumit ko wo banne par majboor mat karo jo main shaadi se pehle tha. Chalo aaj ek vachan dete hain ekdusre se.


Swati:- Kaisa vachan???


Sumit:- Hum dono apni shaadi ke pehle waali baatein nahi karenge. Iss nayi jindagi ko pyaar aur samarpan ke rangon se bharenge.


Swati:- Done


Sumit:- Done. Ab agar patni ji ki anumati ho to thoda pyaar kar lein.


Swati:- Maine aapko kabhi roka hai kya???


Sumit:- Har baar to rok tok karti rehti ho. Kal bhi khade lund pe dhokha de diya.


Swati:- Aap bhi to samjha karo na har samay ye sab accha nahi lagta.


Sumit:- Kal to ghar me koi nahi tha phir bhi mujhe tadapna pada.


Swati:- Okay. Abse jab bhi hum ghar me akele rahenge main aapko nahi tokungi. Khush.


Sumit:- Isi baat par inn gulabi honthon ka ras to pila do.


Swati:- Yahan hall me nahi room me chaliye phir pilaungi aapko inn honthon ka rass.

Room me aake darwaja band karne ke baad Swati ne aage badhkar khud hi Sumit ke honthon ko apne mulayam honthon me kaid kar liya aur bade hi pyaar se unhe choosne lagi.



Sumit:- Itna pyaar se kiss karna kahan se seekha jaan.... ummmm....


Swati:- Jab dil me pyaar bhara ho to sab apne aap aa jaata hai...aummmmm......


Sumit ne blouse ke upar se hi uski chuchiyaan dabani shuru kar di aur kapdon ke upar se lund ke dhakke uski choot par dene laga.



Swati:- Pagaal kar dete ho aap...ahhhhh......ummmm....



Sumit:- 10 din se inhe daba raha hoon par inki akad kam nahi ho rahi..... Itne mulayam aur bade hone ke baad bhi ye patthar jaise sakht hain..... Inhe haath me lene ke baad ruka nahi jaata......ummm......


Har baar Sumit haavi hota tha par aaj kamaan Swati ne sambhali thi. Kissing ke dauran hi unke kapde sharir se aise gayab hue jaise gadhe ke sar se seengh. Sumit ne Swati ko hawa me hi sar ke upar utha liya aur uski choot ko use apne munh par bitha kar kisi kutte ki tarah uski choot lapar lapar chaatne laga. Swati jo kal raat se hi bhari padi thi wo uski jeebh aur ungliyon ke jaadu se jyada der tak nahi ruk paayi aur jhadd gayi. Sumit ne Swati ko apne sar ke saamne se neeche utaarna shuru kiya. Dheere dheere Swati neeche fisalti gayi. Jab uski choot Sumit ke lund ke paas pahunchi to use laga ki Sumit ek haath se lund uski choot me lund ghusa ke dhakkar marega par Sumit masti ke mood me tha to aisa nahi kiya. Ulta usne Swati ki choot ko apne lund par aage peeche karna shuru kar diya. Uttejna vash Swati ne ek haath se uski gardan pakde hue apne daaye haath se lund ko choot me set kiya. Sumit ko to bas isi ka intejaar tha aue fir iske baad to wo chudai hui ki room ka koi kona aur kaamshashtra ka aisa koi aasan na bacha jiska upyog na hua ho. Aur ek hi round me choot ke saath gaand bhi maar li Sumit ne. Itni mehnat ke baad dono bed par pade haanfte hue ek dusre ko dekh rahe the aur aaj ke pagalpan ko yaad karke hans rahe the. Thodi baar Swati bathroom me khud ko saaf karne gayi to Sumit bhi wahan pahunch gaya aur ek aur round lag gaya. Dono ne phir se kapde pehne aur Sumit mobile phone me busy ho gaya aur Swati kitchen me bartan dhone chali gayi. Subah ke 10 baj chuke the par Hitesh abhi tak ghar nahi lauta tha.
Jaari....

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