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UPDATE:-26
.....Previously.....
chair s uthti hai or girne lgti hai laksh use jhppte maar kr pkdta hai.. laksh ka ek hath m deepa k boob aa jata hai.. or dusre m deepa k kmr..
Deepa.. thnks..
Fir laks chodhta hai.. or dono trail ki batein kr bahr aa jate hain or fir laksh auditorium m jata hai hahan announcement krta gai ki phle trail hoga sbka.. fir team selection.. or trail kl s hoga..
Or fir laksh radha k sath wps aa jata hai...
......AB AAGE......
Radha... Kya bnaun ?
Laksh.. kya bnana aata hai..?
Radha.. bs chai or nasta.. or bnana seekh rhi hun na.. aap boliye na mai try krti hun..
Laksh... Aao mere paas..
Or radha ko goad m bitha leta hai..
Laksh.. order kr mngwa deta hun.. tum bs mere paas baithi rho...
Radha.. nhi ab bahar ka khana bnd.. hm hr haal m is tornament jitenge..
Laksh.. kya tu v.. tu meri serni hai chutkiyon m sbko hra degi..
Radha.. meri nhi aapki baat kr rhi hun..
Laksh.. accha mujhpe sk hai kya...
Radha.. nhi pr agr aap glti s v haar gye to college ka naam dub jayega..
Laksh.. wah beta.. mtlb mujhpe bhrosa nhi..
Tvi nisha ka call aata hai.. laksh uthata hai..
Laksh.. aakhir jnaab ko meri yaad aa hi gyi..
Nisha.. kya krun.. ye kmbkt dil v na. Manta nhi.. waise college s chle aaye kya..?
Laksh.. hmm..
Nisha.. or khana pina..
Laksh.. radha ko kuch aata hi nhi bnana to bhukha hun.. order krne ko soch rha hun..
Radha.. nhi nisha Mai to bol hi rhi thi ki kuch bna deti hun pr inhe bahr ka khana hai..
Nisha.. radha agr tune bahar ka khana khane diya to mujhse bura koi nhi hoga..
Laksh.. bs ek din nisha.. please..plzz
Nisha.. nhi NHI nhi..
Laksh.. mai order v kr diya.. hehehe..
Nisha.. thik hai aapko jo krna hai kro.. mai kuch nhi bolti..
Laksh.. are babu mzaak tha..
Nisha.. nhi mai kuch nhi bolti jo krna hai kro.. jo khana h jaise rhna hai rho aap..
Laksh... Babu mzaak tha na.. tum serious ho gyi.. sorry.. mujhe nhi khana kuch v mujhe bukh v nhi h..
Nisha.. aapki mrji.. mujhe kuch bolna hi nhi h..
Idhr radha ye sb dekhti hai to use lgta hai ki dono ek dusre ko purpose v kr diye hain kya.. jo aise batein kr rhe hain..
Nisha.. mai v bhukhi thi socha aap jb khayenge to mai v kha lungi pr ab mujhe v bukh nhi....
Laksh.. mt kro na aisa babu.. plzz kha lo na..
Nisha.. mujhe ab bukh nhi.. Mai sone jaa rhi hun.. bye...
Or call kt kr deti hai.. or bed p ek chadr odh so jati hai or rone lgti hai...
Laksh.. ye v na.. ab ye ro rhi hogi..
Radha.. aap dono m ye sb kitne dino s chl rha hai dono ne kb purpose kiya..
Laksh.. kya mtlb.. purpose..
Radha.. bs bs.. bniye mt.. babu sona.. ye sb koi normal word nhi hai.. ye dil s niklta hai.. ab to is ghr m ek oor dulhan aayegi or meri sautan .. koi baat nhi mai manage kr lungi.. ab call kijiye or spni jaan ko mnaiye.. aapki bjh s ruthi hai..
Laksh call krta hai nisha uthti hai.. or roni awaaz m...
Nisha.. mujhe aapse baat nhi krni ..
Laksh.. sorry babu... Sorry.. ab chup ho jao or khana kha lo.. mai v kha rha hun.. tum v kha lo..
Nisha.. aap mujhe rulate ho fir s aap mujhe rulaoge..?
Laksh.. nhi fir kvi nhi..
nisha.. pkka na..
Laksh.. pkka.. pkka pkka..
Fir laksh nisha ko idhr udhr ki batein kr hsata hai or dono khana khate hain.. fir laksh Radha s..
Laksh... Nisha ko maine purpose nhi kiya na wo ki.. hm bhai bahan hain..
Radha.. mujhe nhi lgta. Aapki jubaan kuch bol rhi hau or dil ka haal kuch oor hi byan kr rhi hai..jitna care aap mera krte hain utna hi aap Nisha ka v krne lge hain .. maniye ya na maniye aapka dil kuch oor hi geet gun guna rha hai..
Laksh.. nhi aisa nhi hai.. babu ..
Radha.. jaanu chodhiye na.. is topic ko.. mujhe mom k paas jana hai .. aap le chloge..?
Laksh.. hmm chlo..
Or fir dono tyaar hokr radha k maa k ghr jate hain.. or fir radha apni maa s kafi der batein krti hai.. or idhr radha k pita ji lakshit s baat kr rhe hote hain..
Rkp.. beta or sb kaisa chl rha hai..
Lakshit.. sb thik hi papa..
Rkp fir ek cigarette jlate hain.. or ek ls lekr laksh k trf paas krte hain..
Lakshit.. sorry.. papa.. mai pita nhi..
Rkp.. q.. aajkl k naujabaan to khub pite hain.. isi s shq krte hain..
Lakshit.. isi cigarette ne mere dada ko pi gya .. to mai isse ishq kaise kr skta hun.. or ishq k liye to mere paas ek sundr pari hai...
Rkp.. lgta hai tum shayar v ho .. kuch sunao..
Laksh.. shayar to nhi pr kvi2 likh deta hun.. or haan gaa jroor skta hun..
Rkp... To kuch gaa kr hi suna do..
Tvi rkm chai lekr aati hai..
Rkm.. haan2 ye to aapke radio hain na jo gana sunayenge.. ye aapke damad hain.. smjhe.. or ye cigarette fir s jlaya... Mai kitni dfa boli hun ki room m cigarettes mt piya kriye.. pura ghr m bdbu fail jata hai.. laksh beta coffee.. radha n bnaya..
Laksh use utha leta hai.. or pine lgta hai..
Rkm.... Ooh.. aapki cigarette v na.. jaiye bahr pikr aaiye.. are ye chai to lijiye..
Or rkp chai utha kr chth p nikl jate hain...
Rkm.. ye mai kya sun rhi hun..?
Laksh.. kya aunty..?
Rkm.. tu Radha ko pyaar nhi krta.. haan wo baat alg thi.. pr ab tumdono shadishuda ho.. to wo sb bhul jao.. or mujhe agle saal tk radha ke goad m ek baccha chahiye.. or mai kuch nhi janti..
Laksh.. pr avi radha to choti hai na..
Rkm.. umr 19 hai ab wo choti nhi rhi.. tum dro mt wo tujhe jhel legi.. hehehehe..
Laksh.. kya aap v..
Rkm.. kya mai v.?
Laksh.. nhi kuch nhi..
Rkm.. srmao mt bol de.. ab tumhari koi sali to hai nhi.. to apni sasu ko hi sali smjh kr mjaak kr skte ho.. mai to tujhe jija v smjhti hun or damad v ...
Laksh.. aap meri smjh k pre ho.. kvi beta, kvi dost , kvi jija , kvi damad..
Rkm.. situation babu.. accha mai chlti hun brna radha v sochegi ki mere pti p line maar rhi hai.. hehehehe...
Laksh.. hehehehe.. aap bahot funny.. aunty..
Rkm avi ja rhi hoti hai to ruk jati hai..
Rkm.. haan ..
Laksh.. aapki aloo pratha bahot miss krta hun..
Rkm.. are bna rhi hun teri special.... bs 20min ruk mai avi lati hun...
Or fir laksh k paas radha aati hai..
Radha... Comfortable to ho na aap..
Laksh.. kaisi baat krti ho.. bachpn s hi isi ghr m pla bda hun.. tujhe jo jgh nhi maloom wo mujhe pta hai.. aunty n mujhe is ghr k hr kone k bare m btaya hai..
Radha.. aisa kya.. to batiye mere kpde konse drwr m rhte hain..
Laksh.. tumhari mom k drawr m..
Radha.. wow.. or mere bachpan k khilaone..
Laksh khada hokr uncle k bed k niche s ek box nikalta hai or ise khol deta hai..
Radha.. baap re .. ab to mujhe lgne lga hai ki mai nhi meri maa aapki ptni hai..
Laksh.. accha ek questions mai puchta hun tumhare mom kon s mirro p sjti hai.. or unke jumke kon s drawer m rhte hain..
Radha.. mere room m.. mere drawer m.. mai apni mom k bare m itna v nhi janungi..
Laksh.. glt.. tumhare papa k room m or unhi k drawer m..
Radha.. kuch v..
Laksh.. apni maa s puch lo..
Tvi aunty kmre m aati hai..
Aunty.. kya puchna hai.. laksh bahr table p aa jao khana lga di hun..
Radha.. ek sec.. mom aap makeup kahan krti ho.. or aapke jhumke kahan rhte hain..
Aunty.. q tujhe chahiye.. le le..
Radha.. nhi bs btao na.. ye bol rhe hain.. ki ye mujhse jada is ghr ko jante hain..
Aunty.. ooh.. mere jhumke to tumhare papa k almari m rhta hai.. or yahin makeup krti hun..
Radha ki aankhe fti rh jati hai..
Aunty.. kya hua aise kya dekh rhi hai..
Radha.. maa mujhe lgne lga hai ki laksh aapke pti hain mere nhi..
Aunty.. wo to hai hi.. pr glti s tu le gyi.. pr tujhe aisa q lga..
Radha.. qki aapke bare m sb kuch janta hai.. is ghr k bare m sb kuch janta hai..
Aunty.. qki maine hi sb kuch ise btaya.. pta hai jb laksh chota tha to school k baad din raat mere sath hi to rhta tha ... Mujhe v bahut accha lgta tha.. isse batein krke.. or yahan s jb apne ghr jata tha to tum laksh k sath iske ghr m rhti thi..
Radha..wo yaad hai mujhe.. inhone mujhse ek baar ktti kr li thi..
Aunty.. qki jb nisha aayi to tu nisha k sath batein krti thi or usi k sath khelne lgi thi.. laksh s baatein v nhi krti thi.. isliye laksh ne ktti kr li thi.. fir 2mahine tk tumdono na to sath school gye na.. sath m kvi baithe.. mujhe ye sb accha nhi lgta tha.. to maine tumdono ki dobara dosti krwayi.. pr ab dono aisa mt krna .. qki wo bachpna tha ab tumdono bdi ho gyi ho.. usbkt mtved tha ab mnved ho jayega..
Radha.. ab agr ye dhkke maar kr v bahr nikal denge na to mai fir s inke paas aajaungi.. agr ye jaan s v màar denge to jivit hokr nike paas aaungi..
Laksh radha ko gle lga leta hai..
Rkm.. mmm mmmm.. mai yahi hun..
Or dono alg hote hain..
Radha.. kya mom kitna accha scene bn rha tha.. aapne sb bekaar kr diya..
Rkm.. scene ki nani.. chl khana kha le.. thndi ho rhi hai..
Or fir svi khana khate hain..
Laksh.. radha tum chaho tum kuch din yahan rh skti ho.. mai college k time aakr pick kr lunga..
Aunty.. haan radha kuch din ruk ja.. mera v mn lg jayega..
Radha.. ok ok.. ruk rhi hun meri maa.. pr inse bol do ki.. din m 6baar call ko pick krna hai..
Aunty.. pagl ho.. college to sath jaogi hi.. fir call p kya baat krni hai..
Radha.. bs inki awaaj sunni hai..
Laksh.. record to hai na mere gane wahi sun lena..
Radha.. aap bkwaas mt kriye.. mere call pick kriye.. mere piche koi inhe bhga le gya to.. mai risk nhi lena chahti.. itne handsome q hain aap.. sb ldkiyon ka crush aap hi q ho.. mujhe dr lgta hai..
Aunty... Je baat to hai.. ldkiyan chodh hm jaise aurton ka v crush hoga..
Radha.... Maaaa aap v ..
Aunty.. nhi ye crush nhi ye to pura mera hi hai.. ab ye sb chodh or itna mt soch..
Or fir laksh bye bol wps ghr aata hai.. .
Laksh.. ab mila sukun.. sach m relationship m aane k baad ek bahot bda bojh sr p aajata hai.. or fiir bed p baithta hai or let jata h..