UPDATE 55
Main bahi baitha hua unsab ka address ntjaar karta raha. Or jaisa Maine kaha tha theek 1 ghante baad hi sabhi log ready hoke neeche aayi.
Lekin Kya lag rahi thi. Teeno ki teeno.
Gajab. Aaj ki tarikh me kisi bhi heroin ko aasani se takkar de sakti thi.
Main- Kya baat hai. Teeno ek SE badkar ek lag rahi ho.
Radha- vo to lagenge hi. Itni mehnat se Jo ready hue hai.
Main- bakai me mehnat dikh rahi hai. Lekin Bhabi aapne to 45 min. Kaha tha. Fir bhi 1 ghanta hi lag gya.
Neha- vo Kya hai na. Ki tumne pehle hi 1 ghanta keh Diya tha. Or me tumhari kisi bhi kahi Hui baat ko galat kaise sabit hone de sakti hu. Mere pyare devar ji. Isliye hamne 15 min. Or extra le liye.
Main- ohhho Kya baat hai. Bada Pyaar hai devar se. Pehle to kabhi Meri baat nahi Mani aapne
Neha- konsi baat nhi Mani. Sabhi to manti aayi hu.
Main- achha jab me subah uthkar gym Jane ki baat karta hu tab Kya hota hai aapko.
Neha- ab yaar mere se subah nahi utha jata. Or baise bhi mujhe gym ki jarurat hai hi nahi. Tu khud dekh Kya me moti lag rahi hu. Kya mujhe gym ki jarurat hai.
Main- baise ye baat to aapne theek kahi. Aap kahi SE bhi aisi nahi lagti ki aapko gym ki jarurat padti hogi. KHair ab bate chhodiye or chaliye hame lambe Safar per Jana hai.
Radha- aap hi log bato me lage ho. Ham to ready hi khade hai.
Main- ok Rani sahiba. My mistake. Ab chaliye.
Priya- me Kya kehti hu. Gadi SE hi chalte hai. Maja aayega.
Neha- are Priya hame Jaipur Jana hai. Or baha Tak aane Jane me time lagega. Isliye ham baha pahuch Kar car le lenge. Tab Tak ham plane se hi chalenge. Taki jaldi pahuche. Or fir hame baha time bhi to kafi lagega.
Priya- ha ye baat bhi hai. Chalo fit plane se hi chalte hai.
Main- don't worry Bhabi aapko gadi ka Maja bhi me dila hi dunga ab chaliye or mom ko Bata diya ki nahi.
Radha- are in sab me batana reh gya. Ruko abhi unko call karti hu.
Main- ha karlo nahi to vo baad me hame dhudti fire.
Fir Radha ne mom ko call karke sab bataya or mom ne bhi sabhi ko Jane ke liye anumati de di. And sham ke khane ki jimmedari bhi le li. Jo hamare liye badiya thi. KHair uske baad Maine ek Badi gadi nikali or me chal pada airport ki taraf. Or raste me Harry ne pilot ko ready rehne ko bol Diya. Thodi hi der me ham baha pahuch gye and Maine gadi ko plane me hi chadaya and uske baad ham sab bhi plane me chade or uske baad pilot ne takeoff Kar Diya. And hame usne 20 min. Me hi Jaipur me land karwa Diya. Jo ki hamare liye kafi achhi baat thi. Ab agar yahi Safar ham car se karte to karib 2-3 ghante to lag hi jate. Hamara ye samay Bach gya tha. Ab thoda khulkar injoy karne ka tha hame.ham airport per utre and Maine apni gadi ko nikala or usme sabhi ko baitha Kar me nikal pada market ki taraf.
Main- ha to ab bataiye sabse pehle Kya karna hai.
Priya- pehle chal Kar badiya si movie dekhte hai. Uske baad shopping and last me dinner.
Neha- ok yahi route follow karte hai. Badiya kisi mall me lelo. Bahi sab kuch mil jayega.
Main- insab me aalwa kuch explore nahi karna hai kya.ye sab to udaypur me bhi ho jata.
Radha- I think sabse pehle chalte hai yaha KE fort bagera dekhenge. And thoda injoy karenge then last me ham kisi mall me chalke bahi movie and shopping bagera Kar lenge.
Neha- ok to ye karlo. Me movie tickets book karti hu.
Main- ok
Fir ham nikal gye baha KE fort bagera explore karne. And Bhabi me jab Tak koisi movie ki tickets bhi book kardi. Jo ki 5 baje se start thi. Or abhi to keval 2:45 hi baje the. Matlab hamare pass pore 2:15 ghante the. Jo ki kafi the.
Ham baha ke famous jagaho per gye or ghumne lage. Baha ki khobsurati ko dekhne lage. And me or Radha to yaha pehle bhi aachuke the. Lekin sayad bhabiya nahi aayi thi. Isliye unke liye ham hi yaha KE guide ban gye the. And unko sabhi jagaho ke bare me Bata rahe the. Or sabhi jagaho ke bare me jaankar unhe bhi bada Maja aaraha tha. And hamne bahi per badiya si icecream li or use injoy karte hue ham log ghumne lage and ab ye log itni saj sabar kar aayi thi to photo session to hona hi tha and hamne alag alag pose me kafi photos click ki. Mobiles me.selfies and single photos. Photos leke ham aage bade. Vo log mujhse thode aage chal rahi thi and me unke peeche. Tabhi mere peeche se kuch aawaj aayi. To Maine peeche mud Kar dekha to kuch ladkiya khadi Hui thi. Jo ki 19-20 saal ki hongi.
Main- yes.
Ladki1- ji hamari kuch group photo le denge aap. Pls.
Main- why not. Deejiye camera deejiye.
Ladki2- sambhal Kar bahut mehga hai. Agr toot gya to pore paise basool karungi aapse.
Main- ok Kar Lena
Ladki3- bahut jaldi hai aapko.
Main- ji me free nahi hu mujhe bhi ghumna hai. Yaha per. Isliye bol raha hu. Ki jaldi deejiye.
Ladki2- bade hi rude ho tum to. Kya kaam karna hai. Maine dekha hai. Un ladkiyo KE sath time pass hi to kar rahe ho.
Main- ohho seedhe tum per aagyi. Kya baat hai. Baise mujhe lagta hai tum logo ko koi photos nahi khichbana hai bas yaha time pass hi karna hai. Kyu sahi bola na.
Ladki3- yaha or kis liye aate hai log. Time pass karne hi to aate hai. Ham bhi bahi karne aaye hai.
Main- badiya to kariye lekin mujhe maaf kariye.
Ladki1- aare aap to bura maan gye. Inki bato ka bura mat maniye. Ye to bas aise hi majak Kar rahi hai. Ye leejiye khench deejiye photos.
Main- ok deejiye khench deta hu.
Usne mujhe camera Diya to Maine in sab ki badiya si photos nikal di.
Ladki1- Kya badiya photos nikali hai. Aapne. Kya aap camera man hai. Badiya angel se li hai aapne photos.
Main- ji yahi samaj leejiye. Achha ab me chalta hu.
Or me Bina unki koi baat sune baha se aage bad gya.
Main- Harry kaha hai vo log.
Harry- sir thode aage hai.
Main- ok.
Me baha per gya to vo sab bhi apni hi masti me lagi Hui thi.
Radha- kaha reh gye the.
Main- yahi to tha aaplogo KE peeche.
Priya- Kya jhoot bolte ho devar ji. Hamne dekha hai kaise aap un ladkiyo se baat Kar rahe the.
Main- me nahi Kar raha tha balki vo log Kar rahi thi.
Neha- achha baise Kya keh rahi thi vo.
Main- kuch nahi bas unko much group photo khichbani thi to khech di Maine.
Neha- sirf photo hi khenchi haina.
Main- Matlab.
Neha- Matlab koi chance bagera to nahi maar rahe the in per
Main- bas Kya Bhabi. Kyu hamare beech ladai karwana chahti ho Kya.
Neha- me Kyu karwane lagi. Me to bas confirm hi kar rahi hu.
Main- aisa kuch bhi nahi hai .ab chaliye aage
Neha- ok ok. Chaliye lekin vo sab bhi peeche hi AA rahi hai.
Priya- lagta hai devar ji ka jadu chal gya hai in per.ab peecha nahi chhodne wali vo.
Main- karne do. Ab unko peeche aane de to nahi rook sakte na.
Neha- Kyu nahi rook sakte. Jao or unhe achhe se samjha do.
Main- Bhabi ye public place hai yaha sabhi as sakte hai. Ab me unse kahi ki Mera peecha Kar rahi ho Kya to vo kahengi ki ham Kyu karne lage ham to bas ghoom. Rahe hai. Isliye aage chaliye. Or nahi to me akela hi nikal jaoga. Ab.
Neha- Kya yaar thoda sa majak bhi nahi karne deta. Turant hi muh fula leta hai. Chal ab.
Uske baad hamne baha per bahut ghuma.or bahut selfie bhi li. And bahi fort ke pass me hi Jo market hota hai. Unme Jake hamne thodi shopping bhi ki. Kuch kuch saman ki. Jo hame theek thak laga. Lekin hairani ki baat to ye thi ki vo ladkiya abhi bhi peeche peeche hi chal rahi thi. Jo mere liye kafi awkward tha. KHair Maine unhe ignore Kiya or apni gadi ki taraf ham nikal gye kyuki hamari movie ka time bhi ho gya tha.maine gadi ko speed se baha se nikal Diya. Taki vo hame pakad na paye.
Priya- Kya hua devar ji. Ye peechhe mud mud ke kise dekh rahe ho.
Main- kisi ko nahi Bhabi.
Neha- Kya yaar Priya itna bhi nahi pata. Suri un ladkiyo ko dekh raha hai ki bo peeche aarahi hai ya nahi.
Main- aisa kuch nahi hai.
Neha- achha Khao Meri kasam.
Main- asi bato ke liye me kasam bagera nhi khata. Or abhi mujhe bhook bhi nahi hai.
Neha- bada aaya bhook nahi hai wala.baise gadi ko slow Chala to jarur vo log dikh jayengi.
Main- achha ye baat hai.
Ye kehke Maine gadi ki speed or bada di.
Neha- are Maine slow chalane ko kaha tha. Na ki or fast chalane ko.
Main- Bhabi ye mere liye to slow hi hai. Ab jisko problem hai vo Jane.
Ye kehke Maine gadi ko or speed me chalane laga. And galiyo se nikal Kar Maine main road per gadi ko douda Diya. Or us mall ki taraf bad gya jaha per hamari tickets book thi.karib 20 min. Me ham apni destination per pahuch gye.
Main- Priya bhabi Maja aaya road trip ka.
Priya- bahut Maja aaya.
Main- badiya. Ab chaliye hamara show 15 min. Me suru ho jayega.
Priya- ha Chalo.
Uske baad Maine gadi ko park Kiya and nikal gye theater ki taraf. And hamne andar entry li. Or jaise hi ham apne theator room me Jane lage tabhi Meri najar padi tickets section per. And Maine dekha ki bahi ladkiya baha se tickets kharid rahi hai. Me ye dekh ke shok sa ho gya. Kyuki ye log itni jaldi yaha aagyi. And unhone tickets bhi lene lagi.
KHair main jaldi sabke sath andar hogya. Kyuki ab unko ye kaise pata chalega ki me konsi movie me hu. Lekin risk Kyu Lena.
Main- Harry jaldi ye pora show full kardo. Vo log tickets na Le paye uske pehle.
Harry- sir possible nahi hai. Kyuki pehle to unhone tickets Le liye hai and second agar me pura hall bhi book karu tab bhi kuch seats ye log bacha hi lete hai bakio KE liye. Isliye ye possible nahi hai.
Main- Kya unhone bhi isi hall ki tickets li hai.
Harry- ha sir.
Main- ye hai kon inki kundali to nikalo. Kahi koi chot bagera to nahi hai na.
Harry- nahi sir thodi Ameer Ghar ki bigdi Hui ladkiya lagti hai lekin jyada nahi bigdi hai. Jo bhi karti hai apni limit me rehkar hi karti hai.
Main- achha aisa Kya.
Kiski ladkiya hai ye.
Harry- sir ye teeno hi best friend hai. Yaha ke bade industrialist ki betiya hai. Paisa kafi hai or usi baat ka kafi ghamand bhi hai.
Main- Chalo theek hai agar kuch gadbad Kare to dekhta hu. Baki to Mera kuch ukhad nahi sakti ye log.
Harry- sahi kaha sir aapne.
Uske baad Maine apni seat per Jake baith gya. Jo ki Radha ke baju me hi thi. Ab jaise hi Maine dekha ki vo ladkiya Meri hi taraf Kya Meri hi baju Baki seat per aarahi hai. To me apni seat per SE utha or Radha or Priya bhabi ke beech me. Baith gya. Ab isse unke sare armano per jaise Pani fir gya ho. Unka mood hi off sa ho gya. Jo mere liye achhi baat thi.and bahi bhabiya mere maje lene me koi kasar hi nahi chhod rahi thi.baat baat per Meri khichai chalu thi. Or Radha bhi unke sath hi samil ho gyi thi. Jisse me apne muh ko apne hi hatho me chhipa Kar baith gya. Or is harkat se vo sabhi hasne lage.
KHair picture suru Hui and ham sab milke injoy karne lage.kafi theek thi movie dekhne layak thi. Or entaining bhi thi. First half to nikal gya.
Main- kuch lao Kya khane ko.
Neha- ha le aao. Popcorn or coke bagera
Main- Theek hai lata hu.
Me utha or baha SE Bahar nikal gya canteen ki taraf.or Maine 2 bade bale tub baha se Le liye. And 4 coke bhi. And usi waiter job bola ki Meri seat per de aaye. To vo Chala gya leke. And Maine baha uski payment ki or me Chala gya washroom. Or jaise hi me washroom me ghusa waise hi mujhe dhakka deke andar Kar Diya kisi ne and darwaje ko lock bhi kardiya. Or jab Maine use dekha to me fir se shok ho gya kyuki ye unhi ladkiyo me se thi pehli wali.
Main- ye Kya harkat hai. Niklo yaha se.
Ladki1- bada aaya mujhe nikalne Wala. Chupchap Jo me kehti hu vo Kar werna shor macha Kar tujhe itna pitwadungi ki aainda Ghar se Bahar bhi nahi niklega.
Main- achha Jara himmat hai to Kar ke dikha. Dekh sarafat se keh raha hu nikllo yaha se Verna Tere baap ko yahi bula lunga or use me khud dikhaoga ki Teri beti yaha Kya harkat karti hai.
Ladki1- bada aaya mere papa ki bulane Wala. Unki aukat Tak bhi nahi pahuch paoge tum samjhe na. Unko phone lagana to door ki baat hai.
Main- challange deti ho Kya.
Ladki1- challange Kya unka naam Tak nahi jante hoge tum.
Main- achha RANJAN Rai ki beti kusum ho na tum.jo yaha ki bada industrialist hai.
Ye sunte hi use jhatka to laga lekin usne jaldi hi apne AAP ko ready Kar liya.
Ladki1- to Kya hua tujhe mera or mere papa ka naam pata hai. Dekha hoga kisi megzine me. Isse ye thodi na sabit hota hai ki tumhare pass unka no. Ho.
Main- dekh maan ja Verna me agar apne per aagya na to Tere liye bahut hi bhari padega. Or usse bhi jaruri baat ye ki me already merrid hu.or apni biwi KE liye kafi loyel bhi hu. Isliye mere uper time pass karne SE achha hoga ki kisi or per try maro.to sayad tumahra kuch hojaye. Or ab niklo yaha se.
Ladki1- mujhe isse koi fark nahi padta. Mera ussol hai Jo mujhe pasand hai vo sirf Mera hi ho sakta hai. Fir chahe vo Sadi suda hi kyu na ho. Ab Meri najar tum per atak gyi hai. Isliye ab tumhara chahe divorce hi kyu na karwana pade me karwa Kar rahungi.or tujhe hasil karke hi rahungi.
Uski in bato per mujhe gussa to bahut aaya lekin Maine apne aao ko control Kiya or usse kaha.
Main- tu aise nahi manne wali as mere sath. Bahar.
Maine uska hath pakda or use Bahar le gya and tab Tak Harry ne apna kaam Kar Diya or uske baap ko call Kar Diya. Or thoda jyada hi seriously keh Diya ki jaldi pahucho.yaha per. Or settelite SE usne dekha ki vo nikal chuka tha yaha aane KE liye.
Me us ladki ko leke bahi canteen me baju me badiya baith gya and wait karne laga ki jab uska baap aye.
Ladki1- yaha Kyu laye ho.
Main- Jara 10 min. Wait karle. Tujhe sab pata chal jayega. Or sayad Tera ye bhoot bhi utar Jaye.
Ladki1- ye nahi utarne Wala. Chahe koi kuch bhi karle.
Main- dekhte hai.
Karib 15 min. Me uska baap bhagta hua baha pahucha
Or use jaise hi ladki ne dekha to uske hosh hi udd gye. And use ab ye samaj nhi aaya ki Maine use call kab kiya.kyuki me to uski aankho me samne hi tha.
Main- dekh ye Jo abhi hua hai ye to bas suruwat hai aage aage dekh Kya hota hai.
Main- hello Mr. RANJAN.yaha
Meri aawaj sunke usne meri taraf dekha and jab usne apni beti ko mere pass hi baitha dekha to foran hi mere pass bhagta hua aaya.
Ranjan- Mr. Surya Kya problem ho gyi. Jo itni argent me bulaya mujhe.
Main- jyada kuch nahi bas thodi personal problem hai.
Ranjan- ha kahiye na. Me Kya Kar sakta hu aapke liye.
Mainy bas apni beti ko samjha deejiye ki apni limit me rahe. Verna iske liye theek nhi hoga.
Ye sunke use thoda jhatka laga ki ye me Kya keh raha hu.
Ranjan- Kya hua isse koi galti Hui Kya.
Main- darashal aapki beti pagal hai ye confirm hai. Use pehle kisi mental hospital me Le jaiye aap. Or kharcha mujhse le Lena.
Ranjan- akhir hua Kya hai ye to bataiye.
Uske baad Maine abhi ki sari ghatnao ko uske samne rakha ki isne Kya harkat ki hai. Or ye sab sunke uska para Chad gya Jo ki swabhik tha. Vo khada hua or usne ek jhannate dar thappad jad Diya usko.
Ranjan- bahut badiya naam kharab Kiya hai Mera. Ye sab karti hai tu. Chhi. Tujhe sarm na aayi. Or Jara bhi khayal nahi aaya Meri ijjat ke bare me.or usse bhi Badi baat jiske sath ye harkat Kar rahi hai janti hi Kya hai unke bare me. Agar inki jagah koi or hota to pakka Tera rape karke bahi chhod deta.
Ye sab bate to mujhse bhi nahi suni ja rahi thi.
Main- bas keejiye or use Ghar Le jaiye. Yaha tamasha mat keejiye. Or sabse pehle to iski saheliyo ko badalne ko kahiye. Kyuki sabse pehle log apne dosto ki sangat me hi bigadte hai. Kuch achhe logo se dosti karogi to tumhare liye achha hoga. Ab me chalta hu.
Ranjan- thanks Mr. Surya. Jo aapne ye baat mujhtak pahuchai. Verna mujhe to kabhi pata hi nahi chalta in sab me bare me. Or usse bhi achha ye hua ki ye jaankari mujhe jaldi mil gyi. Verna jarur ek na ek din bahut hi bhayanak parinam bhugatna padta hame.
Main- yahi sab soch Kar Maine aapko phone karwaya tha. Verna me bhi inhe achhe se samjha sakta tha. Lekin mujhe pata tha ki Meri bato ka Ulta hi effect hoga inper.isiliye Maine aapko inform Kiya.
Ranjan- ek baar or Dil se thanks. And nice to meet you. Aapke bare aaj Tak sir suna tha. Aaj aapse milke samaj me aagya ki Kyu log aapki itni tariff karte hai.
Main- bas chhodiye ab ye bate. Or jaiye Ghar Le jaiye ise.
Ranjan- ok bye.
Uske baad bo uski beti kusum ko leke baha SE nikal gya. And me bhi free mind se pehle to washroom gya and uske baad movie dekhne andar Chala gya. Jaha per sabhi Mera wait Kar rahi thi.
Radha- kaha reh gye the. Kahi kuch kand to nahi Kar Diya Bahar.
Main- ha chhota sa. Ab movie dekhne do. Bahut miss ho gyi hai.
Uske baad Radha bhi kuch nahi boli. And me movie dekhne laga. And us ladki ki Jo saheliya thi vi bhi baha SE ja chuki thi. Sayad apni saheli ko dhundne kyuki abhi Tak vo nahi aayi thi.and mujhe pata tha ki ek hungama or hone Wala tha yaha per.lekin chhota sa vo bhi sayad hi ho.
KHair jaisa Maine Socha tha baisa nahi hua kyuki vo bapis aayi hi nahi. And hamne Shanti se movie injoy ki. And uske baad nari aayi. Shopping ki. And sabhi super excited the. Abhi time 8 bajne wale the. Or inko shopping me karib 2 ghante to lagne the iski guarantee thi. And vo sab ghus gyi alag alag shops me. And me unke peeche peeche.ghumta raha. Mujhe to kuch samaj hi nahi aaraha tha ki ye log kitna kharid rahi hai.itna to ye pehanti bhi nahi hai.khair inko samjhane ka Kya fayeda.. inki shopping karib 10 baje Tak hi chali. Or achhi baat ye thi ki inhone sabhi KE liye kuch na kuch kharid Kiya tha.sabhi bacho or bado. Sabhi KE liye. Uske baad hamne bahi hotel me Jake dinner Kiya and uske baad ham nikal gye airport jaha hamara plane intjaar Kar raha tha.
Main- sab le liye kuch reh to nahi gya.
Neha- aisa kuch thodi na Lena tha. Sab normal chheze hi li hai. Jo roj pahen sake. Sabhi ke liye liya hai. Koi bhi nahi chhuta hai.
Main- badiya hai. Sab time to time khatm ho gya. Yahi Badi baat hai. Verna mujhe to laga tha ki 12 to mall me hi baj jayenge.
Radha- baise hamara irada to bahi tha lekin hamne socha Mall kaha bhaga ja raha hai. Baad me fir aajayenge.
Main- bahut bahut meharbani aap logo ki.
Radha- baise baha theater me Kya Kiya tumne. Vo ladkiya uske baad bapis hi nahi aai.
Main- chhodo na
Neha- aise kaise chhod de. Batai jaldi. Baise kafi der Tak tum dono gayab the. Kahi kuch Ulta seedha to nahi Kar Diya.
Main- Bhabi me nahi lekin uska jarur kuch Ulta karne ka Mann tha or usne to pora try Kiya tha. Lekin apne samne kisi ki chali hai Jo uski chalti. Seedhe call Kiya uske baap ko. And usi KE samne sari kartute Bata di. And aap imegine Kar ho sakti ho ki Kya hua hoga
Priya- Kya bakai me usne try Kiya tha. baise Kya Kiya tha usne.
Main- vo men's washroom me mere hi cabin me ghus gyi thi. And mujhe lock ladkiya tha andar.
Priya- mygod yaar aaj Kal ladkiyo ko Kya ho gya hai. Itni besarmi had hai.
Neha- tune Kya Kiya fir.
Main- bataya to Harry SE uske baap ko call karwaya and bula liya usko bahi per.
Neha- bilkul sahi Kiya. Himmat to dekho washroom me ghus gyi. Agar Suri ki jagah koi or hota to pakka uska Kya Kya karta pata nahi.
Radha- sahi kaha apne di. KHair ab chhodiye in bato ko.
Ham plan se lagbhag pahuchne hi wale thi apne Ghar or bahi same 20 min. Me usne hame land karwa Diya gaon me hi. Or ham car SE nikal gye Ghar ki taraf. Jaha per pora parivar abhi abhi dinner karke just baitha tha.or jaise hi ham andar pahuche.
Sabki bate suru ho gyi. And bhabiyo ne apni apni shopping dikhai sabko and Jo jiske liye laye the. Vo unko pakda diya.or aise hi 1 ghanta or nikal gya and me to ab kafi thak chuka tha isliye Jake seedha so gya. Ab Jo mujhe test karne the vo ab Kal Karne ka decide Kiya and Baki sab bhi apne apne gifts leke apne kamro me chale gye. And so gye…..
To be countinue………..