UPDATE 18
main bahi ek kinare per baith soch raha tha ki aage kaise bada Jaye.tabhi mujhe Chouhan ka call aaya.
Chouhan- kaha hai tu abhi.
Main- pata nahi kaha hu. Bas itna pata hai ki China ka seems me hu or Nepal border se karib 50 km door hu. Usi main highway per Jo Nepal se china Jara hai.
Chouhan- to baha se ab aayega kaise.
Main- pata nhi mere pass filhal Mera passport bhi nahi hai.
Chouhan- ek kaam Kar kaise bhi karke border Tak aaja baha me Tera wait Kar raha honga.
Main- Theek hai koi bas bagera agar milti hai to aata hu. Baise to chances Kam hai. Verna paidal hi aana padega.
Chouhan- ab jaise bhi. Kyuki me china me nhi ghus sakta apna plane leke. Or tu kisi achhe city me bhi nhi hai. Jaha me jaldi pahuch saku. Tera pass port leke.isliye yahi ek tarika hai
Main- ok me dekhta hu.
Fir Maine call cut Kar Diya. Or Maine socha ki ab jab paidal hi Jana hai to Kyu aaram se chalu Jara flash ko check Kar liya Jaye kaisa hota hai. Or Maine apni sab cheezo ko tight Kiya or doud laga di. Or flash ki speed kuch jyada hi fast lag rahi thi mujhe. Muskil se 50 sec hue honge or me border ke pass pahuch gya. Matlab ki 50 sec me 50 km. Jo ki sab jagah ek world record hai. Me bhi tazzub me tha ki khamakha me tension le raha tha. Mere pass to itna achha hathiyar hai me chutki bajate hi yaha se gol ho jao or kisi ko pata bhi na chale. Maine Maine gate ko dekha to abhi khula hua tha sayad koi bas nikal rahi thi usme se. Maine yahi mouka theek samjha. Or fir se Doud lagai. Or me sabke bagal SE nikal gya or kisi ko kuch pata nhi Chala bas sabko ek tez Hawa ka jhoka najar aaya. Or kuch nahi me kafi aage nikal aaya. Border SE karib 10 km. Door. Or jab me ruka to Meri halat aisi ho gyi thi ki agar koi mujhe dekhta to mujhe pakka bukhari samaj leta. Kyuki itni tez speed se chalne ki bajah se mere pore kapde jagah jagah SE fat gye the. Meri shirt ho ya pant yaha Tak ki Meri baniyan bhi fat gyi thi. Bas sukr is baat ka tha ki virus ka jaar sahi salamat tha. Fir Maine Chouhan ko call Kiya.
Main- hello sir kaha pahuche aap.
Chouhan- me Nepal me ghus chuka hu. Karib aadhe ghante me border Tak pahuch jaoga.
Main- ab border Tak Jane ki jarurat nahi hai. Ek kaam kariye plane ko airport per land kariye or border SE karib 10 km pehle hi me khada hua hu. To baha mere liye kuch achhe kapde le aaiye. Kyuki mere fat gye hai.
Chouhan- ek min. Tum Nepal me kaise ghus gye. Or kisi ne tumhe roka nahi Kya or tumhare kapde kaise fat gye.
Main- Kya sir aapko to pata hi hai. Me khas hu. Bas usi ka istemaal karte hue Maine karib 60 sec. Me 60 km. Ka Rasta paar Kar liya. Or kisi ko dikha bhi nahi.
Chouhan- chal fek mat Mana ki tu bahut fast hai lekin ye kuch jyada hi fek di hai tune.
Main- AAP apna puarana call record dekho or ab ka call dekho. Dono me karib 70 sec. Ka Fark hoga. Or me is waqt Nepal me hi hu. Vo bhi border SE karib 10 km aage.
Chouhan- ek min me dekhta hu.
Fir sayad Chouhan ne check Kiya or bola.
Chouhan- ha yaar yevto tune ek or world record bana Diya. Kya baat hai. Lekin Tere kapde kaise fate. Kisi jhadi me fas gya tha Kya.
Main- are nahi sir. Darashal speed bahut jyada thi. Or ye kapde us ko seh nhi paye or fat gye. Isliye mere liye badiya se Nate kapde leke aajao jaldi.
Chouhan- ohh achha…. Thik hai me aadhe ghante me baha pahuchta hu.
Uske baad Maine call cut Kiya or bahi baith gya. Karib 30 min. Baad Chouhan ek gadi me aagya. Or uske sath ek soldier or tha. Mujhe dekh Kar Chouhan gadi SE Bahar nikla or Meri halat dekh Kar usko hasu aagyi.
Main- uda lo majak. Lekin aaj agar me na hota to pakka aapki noukri to chali hi jati sath me pata nhi or Kya Kya ho jata.
Chouhan- are sorry yaar me majak nhi uda raha hu. Balki Teri halat hi aisi hai ki Meri hasi chhut gyi. Jara dekh apni taraf. Agar India me aisa kahi baith jaye to pakka din me 1000 rupay to aaram se Kama hi lega.
Main- aap kapde de rahe ho ya fir me yaha se jao.
Chouhan- achha sorry yaar ab nahi kahunga. Lao Bhai iske kapde do.
For us dusre bande ne mujhe apne kapde diye. Or Maine apne andar SE vo jar nikal Kar Chouhan ko Diya. Or fir bahi kapde badalne laga. Jab kapde pure tarike se change ho gye tab me bola.
Main- aapko yaad hai isi road per hamne kriti ko bachaya tha. Or hame vo software Mila tha.
Chouhan- ha mujhe yaad hai. Or tera karnama bhi yaad hai. Kaise apni gadi samet plane se jump laga di thi.
Sol- what lekin kaise aapko dar nhi laga.
Chouhan- iske yaha dar ki koi jagah nhi hai. Ye hai hi aisa. Bas thoda naughty hai. Baat baat per muh fula leta hai. Baki sab theek hai.
Main- ab Chalo bhi kafi thand lag rahi hai. Or Radha aagyi baha per ki nahi.
Chouhan- aagyi hogi. Usne mujhe jaise hi call Kiya me turant hi nikal gya. Tere pass aane KE liye.
Main- badiya hai. Uske baad maine vo jaar fir se Le liya. Or vo soldier gadi chalane laga or me or Chouhan aaram se baith gye. Karib 30 min. Me ham bapis airport pahuch gye. And baha se plane me baith Kar nikal gye Delhi KE liye.
Main- sir in logo ne kuch solution nikala ya nhi.
Chouhan- are ha yaar me to unse puchh hi nahi paya hu. Is sab tension me reh gya. Koi nahi abhi Delhi pahuch Kar puchh lete hai. Uske bas main ek jagah baith gaya or sochne laga ki jab us jhingur ko pata chalega ki virus mere pass bapis aagya to uska Kya haal hoga. Or kaise react karega vo.or yahi sab soch soch Kar mujhe hasi aane lagi. Or Meri hasi dekhkar Chouhan ka sir ghumne laga ki me has Kyu raha hu.
Chouhan- Kya hua koi joke yaad aagya Kya.
Main- are kuch nhi sir. Me to ye soch raha hu. Jab use pata chalega ki jis chidiya ko bo Le ja raha tha vo raste se hi gayab ho gyi. Tab uske expression kaise hoge. Or yahi sab soch Kar Meri hasi nikal rahi hai
Or ye baat sunke Chouhan ki bhi hasi nikal gyi. Kyuki vo bhi situation ko khoob samaj raha tha.
Main- achha Meri car kaha hai.
Chouhan- mere pass hai.
Main- usme koi drive mili this Kya.
Chouhan- ha mili thi. Vo bhi mere pass hai. Lekin ye chakkar samaj me nahi aaya. Yaar akhir majra hai Kya.
Main- sir Puri tarah samaj to mere bhi nahi aaraha hai. Lekin kuch aisa hai Jo hamse chhut gya hai. Ya fir us taraf najar nhi ja rahi hai.
Chouhan- mujhe to ye samaj me nahi aaraha hai ki usko ye pata kaise Chala ki chidiya us pinjre me hai. Balki iski jaankari to mujhe bhi nahi thi. Kebal tujhe thi.
Main- ek ko or pata tha.
Chouhan- kisko Kate ko.
Main- ha.
Chouhan- lekin vo Kyu kisi ko batayegi. Balki usne to is virus ko bachaya hai.
Main- bas isi jagah me atak raha hu. Ki akhir me matter hai Kya. Jabki uski Kahani jab usne sunai ki vo Kaise baha se bhagi thi. Usper mujhe bilkul bhi yakeen nahi hai.
Chouhan- aisa Kya bola tha usne.
Fir Maine same bahi baat Chouhan ko batai. Jo mujhe Kate ne batai thi.
Chouhan- yaar baat me dam to hai. Lekin ye Sach bhi ho sakta hai.
Main- sir jis insan ki vo baat Kar rahi thi. Vo mujhse bhi tez hai. Agar vo chahta to ye ladki ek kadam bhi nahi bada sakti thi baha se or vo use pakad leta. Lekin usne ise Jane diya. Kyu. Or fir uske baad usne jyada kuch kosis bhi nahi ki is virus ko pane KE liye. Bas ek bank chori Hui vo bhi bahut banawati lagti hai. Or uper se vo mujhe call karke Bata raha hai ki me airport per hu sake mujhe pakad lo. Sir ye bate kisi bhi angel se match nhi ho rahi hai. Isliye Mera dimag abhi pori tarah se ghoom raha hai.
Chouhan- yaar Teri bato se to Mera bhi dimag ghoom Gaya. Aakhir me asli khel Kya hai ye hame jaldi samajna hoga. Kahi koi Badi gadbad na ho Jaye.
Main- yahi to baat hai. KHair aap ye bataiye ki Maine aapko baha KE sare call ko trace karne ko kaha tha. To koi kaam ki call suni aapne ya nhi.
Chouhan- yaar me bhi yahi batane Wala tha.ki baha per ek call to aisi Hui thi. Jisper seedhe seedhe shak ja raha hai. Lekin dikkat ki baat ye hai ki ham use trace nhi Kar paye ki ye akhir kisne Kiya hai.
Main- vo record to Kiya hi hoga aapne.
Chouhan- ha Kiya hai tu base chal bahi per tujhe sunata hu.
Uske baad Maine koi baat nahi ki. Or sochne laga ki Kya baat ho sakti hai is sab ke pechhe lekin koi bhi solution samne nahi aaraha tha.jisse mujhe thoda frustration ho rahi thi. Or isi beech ham Delhi bhi pahuch gye.
Ham plane se Bahar aaye. Or apni gadi me baith Kar seedhe pehle to Ghar ki or nikal gye kyuki mujhe Radha se milna tha. Karib 30 min. Me ham Chouhan KE Ghar pahuch gye.jaha Maine dekha ki aunty Kate or Radha teeno hi baithi apni bato me busy hai. Or jaise hi Radha ne mujhe dekha doudti Hui aayi. Or mere gale lag gyi. Or Maine bhi usko hag Kar liya.
Main- kaisi hai
Radha- badiya hu. Tum batao. Sab theek raha ki nahi. Or Maine suna aapke sare kapde fat gye the.
Ye sunte hi Maine Chouhan ki taraf dekha to usne apna muh dusri side Kar liya. Or Mene use man me ek do galiya di or bola.
Main- chhodo ab Jo hua so hua. Ye batao ki Mere shaitan kaise hai.
Radha- sab badiya hai. Aapko bahut yaad Kar rahe hai. Thoda time unke liye bhi nikal liya Karo.
Main- ha yaar abse dhyan rakhunga.
Uske baad ham sab bahi baith gye. Tabhi aunty ne badiya si coffee pilai. Or yaha baha ki bato melag gyi. Me baha se utha Kar Bahar side aagya. Or ek chair per baith gya. Or aage ke bare me sochne laga…..
To be countinue………….
