Update 18
Khane ke baad main kitchen me gaya jaha dono bhabhiyaan kitchen ka kaam khatam kar rahi thi.
Neha bhabhi: Devarji, aap yaha? Kuch kaam tha kya?
Me: Haan, aap dono se bahut dino se thik se baate nahi hui thi, isiliye socha ki thodi baate ho jaati to achha hota.
Nisha bhabhi: Yahi to dukh hai. Aapke bhaiya office ke kaamo me lage rehte hain aur aap apni hi duniya me rehte hain. Hum dono behne kitchen ke alawa ghar me akeli hi reh jaati hain.
Me: Ye to galat hai. Aap dono abhi free hain na?
Neha bhabhi: Haan, bus yahi kaam hai.
Me: Thik hai. Aap dono ye kaam khatam karke mere room me aa jaiye, aaj milkar bahut saari baate karenge.
Nisha bhabhi: Thik hai. Aap chaliye, hum abhi aate hain.
Uske baad main apne room me chala gaya. Thodi der me dono bhabhiyaan aa gayi to maine unhe bed par hi baithne ke liye bola.
Neha bhabhi: Aaj bahut dino ke baad aap haath lage hain, devarji, warna aapse to aise baat hi nahi hoti thi.
Me: Haan, bhabhi, sahi kaha aapne. Ab achhe se baate kar sakte hain. Pehle ye bataiye, ghar ke dusro logo se baate kyu nahi hoti aap logo ki?
Neha bhabhi: Kitchen me to aapki teeno maaye aur bua se baate ho hi jaati hain. Samasya ye hai ki kitchen ke bahar wo log apni hi baato me lag jaate hain jo humare liye nahi hua karti. Vani aur Priya ko aap jaante hi hain, wo dono apni hi duniya me rehti hain. Aapke dono bhaiya yaha rehte nahi hain, apne hostel se jab wo har weekend aate hain tabhi unse baate hoti hain. To din ka jo saara samay hai, wo hum dono ke liye thoda sa boring ho jaata hai.
Me: Ye baat hai! To aapko lagta hai ki hum teeno ki jodi banegi? Aisa to nahi hoga ki aap dono ladies ki baato me main alag hoke reh jaunga?
Nisha bhabhi: Hum dono behno ki shaadi ek hi mandap me hui thi 2 saal pehle, devarji, tab se aapko dekh rahe hain. Aap agar kisi ke baato se alag ho jane wale hote, to kya hi baat thi. Aap to kisi bhi conversation ka part ban hi jaate ho.
Me: Thik hai phir. To bataiye, kis topic par baate kare? Kyuki kuch topic to lekar start karna padega.
Neha bhabhi: Hmmm. Chaliye, main shuru karti hoon. Zara apni girlfriend ke baare me bataiye.
Me: Kya bhabhi, aap bhi na. Meri koi gf nahi hai. Abhi to college me hi hoon main.
Nisha bhabhi: College hi to time hai aise maze karne ka.
Me: To aap dono ne bhi kiya tha?
Neha bhabhi: Hum dono behno ki umar me 1 saal ka farak tha to papa ne dono ki saath me hi ek hi class me admission karwa di thi, to bachpan se hi ek hi class me the hum. College me bhi saath hi the to masti to ki hai, lekin ladko ke saath to kuch nahi kiya hai humne. Khud me aur apni baaki saheliyon ke saath hi masti karte the hum.
Me: To college ke baad aap dono ka job ka man nahi kiya kya? Kyu ki aap dono ki college ke baad hi shaadi ho gai thi.
Nisha bhabhi: Aap bhi sochenge ki ye kaisi purane jamane ki soch hai, lekin ye sach hai ki hum dono ke mind me job karne ke khayal aaya hi nahi. Yahi tha ki shaadi kar lenge, baaki zindagi yuhi hasi-khushi kat jayegi.
Me: To kaisi kati hai shaadi ke baad ki ye 2 saal ki zindagi?
Neha bhabhi: Abhi tak to sab achhi hi chali hai, normal hi chal rahi hai zindagi.
Me: Aur raat ka maza mil raha hai ki nahi?
Nisha bhabhi: Oh ho, to devarji thode se naughty bhi hain, aaj pata chala. Ab devarji, hum dono sharmane wale to hain nahi to khulkar bolenge.
Me: Khulkar bolne me aur rehne me hi maza hai, aap bejhijhak bataiye.
Neha bhabhi: Wo kya hai na, devarji, aapke dono bhaiya jo hain na, thode dhile hain.
Me: Thode dhile ka matlab?
Nisha bhabhi: Matlab pure dhile to nahi ki kuch kar hi na paye, bus itna kar paate hain ki shaant kar dete hain, puri santushti nahi ho pati. Samajh gaye na aap?
Me: Agar khule shabdo me bolu, to matlab hua ki ek baar to aap jhad jaati hain lekin aapko thoda sa aur chahiye.
Neha bhabhi: Sahi kaha. Wow, kabhi socha nahi tha ki aap se aisi baate hongi, lekin aaj aaram se ho rahi hain.
Me: Jab sahi insaan se baate ho to aise hi baate ho hi jaate hain. Waise santushti kaise hoti hai aap dono ki? Agar har raat ki same samasya hai to kabhi na kabhi thodi to gadbad hoti hogi.
Nisha bhabhi: (muskurakar) Well, dono behno me pyaar bahut hai, I think aap samajh gaye honge.
Me: Wow. Suna to tha ki aisa hota hai, but in real life, that would be hot and beautiful.
Neha bhabhi: And it is sexy too. Sach kahu to behno ke bich ka pyaar badh gaya hai wo hone se.
Me: Kya main puchh sakta hoon ki aisa kabse ho raha hai?
Nisha bhabhi: 7-8 mahino se aisi feelings to aa rahi thi ek dusre ke liye ki hum dono hi ek dusre ko santusht kar de. 4 mahine pehle pehli baar aisa hua tha, tab se ab tak hafte me 1-2 baar to ho hi jaata hai.
Me: Badhiya. Teeno maaye aur dono bua ek saath baate karne me rehti hain aur behne apne kamre me. Aap dono ko free time mil hi jaata hai, badhiya use kar rahi ho.
Neha bhabhi: Waise sach kahu to us se maza to aata hai, lekin ek mard ke saath karne ka maza hi alag hota hai.
Nisha bhabhi: Ye to sach hai, mard ke saath hi asli maza milta hai. Lekin ab ek dar lag raha hai.
Me: Kaisa dar?
Neha bhabhi: Aapke dono bhaiya humare andar hi khali hote hain har baar. Ab to 2 saal ho gaye, lekin pregnancy nahi hui hai. Ab thoda dar hai hum dono mein.
Me: Are, abhi to maze kijiye, abhi time hai aapke paas. Abhi 1-2 saal to shayad ghar se koi kuch nahi kahega, itni chinta mat kijiye.
Nisha bhabhi: Wo to hai, lekin phir bhi man me aisi baate to aati hain na ki shaadi ko 2 saal ho gaya hai lekin kuch news nahi aayi.
Me: Tension mat lijiye. Abhi kuch nahi hoga. Haan, agar aap dono ko jaldi se maa banne ki ichha hai, tab kuch tests kar sakte hain.
Neha bhabhi: Sach kahu to man to karta hai. Anita ki shaadi humare baad hui thi, lekin wo pehli raat me hi pregnant ho gayi. Arav ko dekhkar dil me feelings aati hain ki kaash humara bhi bachcha hota.
Me: To aap dono maa banna chahti hain?
Nisha bhabhi: Dil to hai maa banne ka, aur chhote bachcho ko dekhkar ek khalipan to lagta hai.
Me: Main to kahunga ki abhi kuch din aur try kariye. I don't think ki tests karne ki jarurat padengi.
Neha bhabhi: To thik hai, hum thoda aur koshish karenge.
Nisha bhabhi: Neha, ab humein chalna chahiye, dusre kaam bhi hain.
Neha bhabhi: Baate karte karte waqt ka pata hi nahi chala. Ab hum chalte hain, devarji, jaldi hi dubara baate hongi.
Me: Main kabhi bhi tayar hoon, bus college ki hi baat hai.
Nisha bhabhi: Itna khayal to hum bhi rakhenge ki aapki padhai disturb na ho.
Phir dono bhabhiyaan chali gayi. Thodi der baad mujhe Payal didi ka phone aaya. Video call tha, aur didi ke god me Pari bhi thi.
Me: Hello, Payal didi. Kaisi hain, aap? Hi, Pari.
Payal didi: Didi kehkar apmaan mat kijiye mera. Aap to mere liye bhagwan hain. Naam se hi bulaiye.
Me: Didi, aap phir se wahi baate lekar baith gayi. Maine aapko pehle bhi kaha tha ki main bus ek zariya tha aapko maa banane ka.
Payal didi: Wo jo bhi ho, lekin agar aap nahi hote to aaj meri god me meri beti nahi khel rahi hoti. Aapke sperm donation ki wajah se hi meri beti aaj mere saath hai.
Me: Ab aapko mere business ka pata chal hi chuka hai. Wo mera hi hospital hai jaha maine apna sperm donate kiya hai.
Payal: World ka best hospital hai wo. Fees bhi bahut kam hain, gareebo ka pura khayal rakha hai aapne.
Me: Main chahu to sab ka ilaaz free me bhi karwa sakta hoon, lekin logically aisa karna possible nahi hoga. Abhi jo fees patients ko deni hai, wo sirf doctor ki fees hai. Baaki sara paisa mera hi use hua hai, pure desh me rahe 100 hospitals, unka infrastructure, equipments, technologies, sab kuch me mera paisa lag raha hai.
Payal: Isiliye to itni achhi facilities mil rahi hain hospitals me.
Me: Haan. Aaj har type ki disease aur complication ke liye ilaaz available hai us hospital me. Kisi bhi patient ko khali haath aur dukhi na bhejne ka humare waada pura ho raha hai.
Payal: Bahut achha kaam kar rahe hai aap. Waise ye sperm donation kaise shuru kiya aapne? Aapko kaise pata chala ki aapko sperm donate karna chahiye?
Me: Mere sperm test se pata chala tha ki mere semen me sperms ki amount sabse high hai aaj tak ki, isiliye mujhe advise kiya gaya ki aapki jaisi aurato ki help ke liye mujhe sperm donate karna chahiye. To bus, ab 3 saal se wahi chal raha hai.
Payal: Ek aurat bachcha paida karne ke baad hi puri maani jaati hai. Bachcha paida na kar sakne wali aurat ko samaj baanjh ka thappa laga deta hai. Koi bhi mard par ungli nahi uthata kyuki mard to galat ho hi nahi sakta. Aap sperm donation karke un bahut si baanjh aurato ki madat kar rahe hain jo ab samaaj me sar uthakar ji sakti hain. Aapko mera salute hai.
Me: Are, bas karo ab, didi. Are, Pari se baat karna to bhul hi gaya tha main. Waise ye phone achanak se kyu kiya tha tumne? Sab thik hai na?
Payal: Haan, sab thik hai. Bus kal main idhar apne sasural aayi thi, aur aaj Pari thodi si udaas lag rahi thi to socha ki use uske asli pita se baat karwa deti hoon. Aap ko dekhte hi khush ho gayi.
Me: Meri beti apne pita ko achhe se pehchanti hai, dil ka rishta jo hai humara. Waise Vikram kaha hai? Aaj to Sunday hai, to ghar par hi hoga?
Payal: So raha hai dusre kamre me.
Me: Use kuch bataya to nahi hai na tumne ki Pari meri beti hai?
Payal: Nahi, use nahi pata hai.
Me: Achhi baat hai. Use kabhi batana bhi mat.
Payal: Ji, thik hai.
Me: Achha, ab main rakhta hoon. Bye, Pari. Bye, Payal.
Payal: Bye.
Maine phone rakh diya. Kuch sochkar maine Aarti ko phone mila diya.
Aarti: Aa gayi apni biwi ki yaad?
Me: Are, kya hua? Gussa kyu ho tum?
Aarti: Aap ki wajah se. Biwi bana liya, suhagraat mana liya, aur nikal gaye, phir 32 ghante ke baad phone aaya hai aapka. Gussa to aayega na.
Me: Oh. Gusse ka natak karna band karo ab. Humare bachche ke liye thik nahi hoga. Aur batao, sab thik hai na? Koi dikkat to nahi hai?
Aarti: Yahi to samasya hai. Aapke saamne acting bhi fail hai. Haan, sab thik hai. Koi dikkat nahi hai.
Me: Achhi baat hai. Waise, kya kar rahi thi?
Aarti: Kuch nahi. Abhi bus thoda aaram kar rahi thi. Bed par laiti hui thi aur aapko yaad kar rahi thi.
Me: Raman to nahi hai na bed par?
Aarti: Uski itni himmat kaha. Sofa par hai wo. Aap use chhodiye, meri baat kijiye na.
Me: Achha, kya baat karni hai? Tum hi batao.
Aarti: Wo, main ye puchh rahi thi, kya main sach me ek hi baar me maa ban jaungi?
Me: Haan, maa ban jaogi. Meri sperm ki taqat ka tumhe andaza nahi hai. Chhodo is baat ko. Ab meri baat dhyaan se suno. Zyaada ulta-sidha harqat nahi karni hai. Sidhe tarike se kaam karna aur kuch bhi bhaari kaam ho to Raman se bol dena, wo saara kaam kar lega. Main nahi chahta ki humare bachche ko kuch ho.
Aarti: Aap bachche ki chinta mat kijiye. Mujhe to shaadi ke pehle se hi maa banne ki ichha thi. Wo to thoda samay lag gaya aur 2 saal ho gaye. Lekin ab jab main sach me maa banne wali hoon, to main pura sambhal kar rahungi. Mujhe khud is bachche ki bahut chinta hai. Main iska pura khayal rakhungi.
Me: Bahut achhe. Achha, ab main rakhta hoon. Bye.
Aarti: Bye.