PART 2
Waqt gujraa aur kalkaa din aagayaa jab raadhaa ko uss chamatkari babaa se milna tha, raadha apne bedroom se baahar aayi aur kaalu ko aawaj lagayi hi thi ke kaalu daudate huwe badese leaving room me aagayaa jise raadha dusri manjilpar se sidiyonse aati dikhi jise usne puraa uparse niche dekha aur jhatse apni mundi niche karke wo khadaa huwaa, raadhaa uss waqt nauvari ki disigner saree me thi, aur blause backless thaa uss dressing me raadhaa kaa badan kaamuk lagg rahaa tha uparse mahenga mangal sutr, hathonme soneke kangan, kaan me jhumke, paav me cham cham bajti payal aur maang me sindur lagaayi huwi raadhaa aur bhi kaamuk aur khubsurat lagg rahi thi, uparse saree nabhi ke niche pahani thi iss karan kisiki bhi najar agar radha ke patle pet aur blause me kaid badi chuchiyonpar gayi to wo to vasana se bavraa hojaayegaa.
Tabhi raadha sidiya utarkar leaving room me aayi aur niche mundi kiye huwe kaalu se unchi aawaj me boli, “chalo kahaa hai wo baba wo dikhao.”6 fit waale kad waale tagde kaalu se baat karne keliye raadha ko apnaa sar upar karke baat karnaa lagaa, Raadhaa ki baat sunte hi kaalu bolaa, “ji thakurain chaliye.” Kuch 5 se 10 minute hi huwe honge raadha aur kaalu ke chalte huwe ke we ek jhopde ke najdik aaye tab raadha kaalu se boli, “yahi hai kyaa baba.” Raadha ki baat sun kalu bolaa, “ji thakurain.” Kaalu ki baat sun jhatse khush hote huwe raadha boli, “thik hai, tum yahi baahar ruko me baba se milkar aayi.” Aisaa bolkar raadha jhopde me andar gayi tabhi use saamne bhagve rang waale gown me ek badisi daadhi waala baba raadha ko dhyan karke baithaa huwaa dikhaa. Sach kahe to wo baba nahi tha balke bhes badalkar baithaa abdul thaa jo ye sab ek plane ke mutabik kar rahaa thaa.
Baba ke saamne ek badasa agni kund thaa jisme tabhi baba ne uss agni kund me kuch ek hathse fenkaa tab agni kund ki aag dahak uthi aur baba unchi aawaj me aankhe band kiye huwe hi bolaa, “tumhara 1 mahine kaa betaa hai, hai naa?”
Babaa ki baat sun raadha chauk uthi aur agni kund ke saamne jaakar ghutnonpar baithi aur boli, “ji baba mera 1 mahine kaa betaa hai.” fir kyaa thaa babaa raadhaa ki history bataane laga use sunke raadhaa achambe me gir gayi, raadha ke baap ke naam se pati tak sab ke baare me baba ne aankhe mundkar kahaa aur akhirme chikhte huwe baba ne kahaa, “ghor anarth, ghor anarth, Tumhare pariwaar par bada sankat aane waalaa hai,” aisaa bolne ke baad baba rukaa nahi balke ek ek sankat ke tir raadhaa par baba ne chore jise sun raadhaa ke aankhonme aasu aaye jinhe wo ek hathse pochte huwe wo boli, “baba inh sankatonse nikalne kaa koyi raastaa hai kyaa?” tab akhirkar raadha ki baat sun baba ne aankhe kholi aur raadha ke sundar chehare ko padhne kaa natak karte huwe baba aage bolaa, “haa hai raasta lekin tum uss raste par chal nahi paaogi beti.” Baba ki baatpar raadha jhatse boli, “nahi baba, aap khulkar boliye, me apne pariwar ke liye kisi bhi raaste par chalne ko tayaar hu.” Raadha ki baat sunte hi baabaa ke bhes me chupaa abdul man hi man kisi daanav ki tarah hasne lagaa aur aage raadhaa se chikhte huwe bolaa, “to suno, tumhe kinhi 2 nichli class waale mardonse prem sanbandh karnaa hai to hi tumharaa kalyaan hogaa, aur iss nuske ko kisi aur se share mat karna nahi to anarth ho jaayegaa.” Baba ki ye baat sun raadha chauk uthi aur baba se kisi dusre raste ke liye pucha lekin baba apni baat se hataa nahi to raadha ne 2000 rupaye baba ke saamne rakhe aur wo baba ke charn sparsh karke wahaanse jaane keliye uthi aur jaise hi baahar jaane ko ghumi to raadhaa ki moti gaand saari se ubharkar dikh rahi thi use dekhte huwe abdul apnaa lund masalne lagaa.
Babaa se milne ke baad ek din kaa waqt gujraa raadhaa ko samaj nahi aaraha tha ke abb wo baba ki baat kaise puri kare aur apne pariwaar ko sankat se kaise bahar nikale aise vichaar jab raadhaa ke dimaag me baar baar chal rahe the tab sayongse saamne har baar abdul aur kaalu kaam karte huwe dikh jaate jaise kahe rahe ho ke babaa ki baat ko hamse puraa karvaalo, jihaa wo dono jaan bujhkar hi raadhaa ke saamne kaam kaa natak karte huwe aarahe the jisse unka ghinonaa plan kaamayaab ho, aise hi jab abdul raadha ke leaving room me hote huwe shyam ko pochaa lagaa rahaa tha tab achanak raadha TV ke saamne sofe par baithi aur abdul ki oor aise dekh rahi thi maano use koyle me hiraa milaa ho aur wo abdul ki oor dekh boli, “ooy tumharaa naam kyaa hai wo, haa abdul yaha saamne aav jaraa.” Raadhaa ki baat sun abdul excitement me raadhaa ke saamne aagaya aur niche mundi karte huwe bolaa, “ji thakurain.”
(yaha ye samajnaa jaruri hai ke gharme 1 watchmen hai aur radha aur vikram ke baby ke liye 45 saal ki babysitter hai, yaane gharme raadhaa ke aas pass sirf 2 naukar hi hai we hai abdul aur kaalu, issi karan abdul aur kalu ko puraa bharosaa hai ke andh-vishwaas me lipt raadhaa unh dononke saath hi prem sanbandh stapith karegi.)
Kaalu ke saamne aate hi kalu ki batpar raadha boli, “kitna kaam karoge abdul ji jaraa rest bhi liyaa karo.” Raadha ki iss baatpar abdul ko samajh aaya ke baat abb kahaa jaane waali hai kyoke raadha hamesha abdulse tu tadak karke hi baat karti hai jo aaj respect dekar baat karr rahi hai balke uparse rest karne ko bol rahi thi abdulse jo wo kabhi rest karne deti nahi thi balke kaamonkaa pahaad aur daant-fatkaar hi wo naukronko deti thi.
Dusri oor abdul jo pahali baar niche mundi kiye binaa aage raadhaa ki oor dekh rahaa thaa wo raadhaa ki khubsurti kaa divaana hogaya, rasile laal honth, gore gulabi gaal, aur nili silk disigner saari me lipta kaamuk raadhaa kaa badan, uparse back less nile blause aur dhimi mogre ke ittar ki khushbu se kaalu ke andar vaasana jaag uthi lekin apne aap par control kar raadhaa ki baat par abdul bolaa, “thakurain ham to nichli class ke hai hame to kaam karna hi hotaa hai har waqt, aapka hukum saraankhonpar rakhte hai ham thakuraain.”
Abdul ki baat sun raadhaa mann hi mann boli, “yahi hai mauka raadhaa, prapoes kar daal use aur ek sidhi chadhjaa apne pariwaar ko sankatse nikaalne keliye.” Fir kyaa thaa abdulse kuch yahaa wahaa ki baate karne ke baad raadha mudde par aayi aur boli, “abdul tumhe me kaisi lagti hu, kya tum mujhe pasand karte ho.” Raadhaa ki baat sun abdul hakaa bakka rah gaya aur jabaan jaise bhari ho rahi ho waise wo karne lagaa aur bola, “wo wo thakurain mujhe wo wo.” Tabhi achanak raadha jhatse boli, “I love you abdul.” Lekin anpad abdul ko raadhaa ki baat kaa matlab samajh hi nahi aaya fir bhi wo bolaa, “thik hai memsaheb.” Abdul ke bolne ke baad raadhaa boli, “tumhe kuch bolnaa nahi hai uss batpar.”
Tabhi anpad abdul bolaa, “nahi memsaheb abb ham kya kahe.” Tabhi raadha use boli, “thik hai tum jaao aaram karo aur kaalu ko bhejdo yahaa.”
Abdul, “thik hai thakuraine.” Aisaa bolkar wo leaving room se baahar aaya aur kaalu ko usne apne button waaale nokia se call kiya, aur ring kuch derr bajne ke baad kaalune phone uthaaya tab jhatse kaalu bolaa, “are kaam huwaa kyaa, maalkin ne bulaayaa thaa naa tumhe?”
Abdul kaalu ki bat par bolaa, “nahi yaar, malkin ne kuch english me gaali di mujhe, kuch i lobe you bolaa malkin ne.”
Kaalu, “i lobe you matlab?”
Abdul, “pataa nahi be kya matlab hai iskaa. Lekin tujhe bhi malkin ne bulaayaa hai jaakar dekh kyaa kaam hai.”
To fir huwaa yu ke raadha ne kuch baate karne ke baad kaalu ko bhi i love you bolaa, aur unn anpad abdul aur kaalu ko samajh hi nahi aarahaa thaa ke i love you kaa matlab kyaa hay to we dono watchmen jo gate ki rakhvaali karr rahaa tha uske pass gaye aur usse i love you kaa matlab puchaa to fir wo bhi anpad hi niklaa usse bhi pataa nahi thaa lekin uske chinies mobile me jaise hi hindi me i love you kaa matlab daala to awnser aaya, ‘mujhe tumse pyaar hai’ ye sunte hi abdul aur kaalu ek pal ke liye thahar gaye jaise kisi saanp ko sungha ho aur fir pahale abdul bolaa, “eeee kaa makbal thakurain.” Abdul ki baat bichme kaatate huwe kaalu bolaa, “oo teri makbal hamaaraa plan safal rahaa ke abdul.” Dusri oor watchmen sandip ko inn dononki baate samaj hi nahi aarahi thi. Lekin baadme we dono khushise jhumte huwe apne qwater me jaa pahunche jo 2 manjilaa bangle se garden area ke pass lagaa huwaa hai, wahaa pahunchte hi wo dono aage kaa plan banaane lage. Dusri oor raadhaa ko lag rahaa thaa ke baba ki baat usne puri ki, aur wo soch rahi thi ke uske naukar usse itnaa darte hai ke i love you bolne ke baad bhi we apni aukat nahi bhulenge aisaa wo soch rahi thi lekin usse ye nahi pataa thaa ke unn 2 naukronke plane ke mutabik hi raadhaa naasamjhi me chal rahi thi, sirf miss understanding ye thi ke ‘i love you’ kaa matlab unn dononko pataa hi nahi thaa jo unhe watchmen ke mobile se pataa chalaa.
Subah kaa waqt 10 baje leaving room.
To saare leaving room kaa pochaa lagaane ke baad abdul kitchen me gayaa aur raadhaa ke yaha kal ki tarah aane kaa intajaar karte huwe dhimi raftarse pochaa lagaa hi rahaa thaa ke raadhaa ki payal ki cham cham aur mogre ki sungandh paas aati huwi mahesus huwi to wo satark hogayaa.
(kaalu iss waqt naukar ke uniform me yaani kayi jagahonse fate khaaki half pant aur khaki shirt me hai.)
Abdul ke satark hote hi raadha kitchen me enter huwi tab wo pistaa rang waali hare rang ki disign waali saari me thi jisko matching hare rang ke backless blouse me wo thi jisme uska mogre ki sugandh walaa goraa gulaabi badan maadak lag rahaa thaa, uparse laal bindi aur maang me sindur ke saath gale me mangalsutr,gulaabi rasile hont, haath me sone ke kangan aur pair me payal pahani raadha aur bhi jyadaa maadak lag rahi thi jise ek palke liye dekh abdul kaa lund waasanaa me jhatke maarne lagaa. Raadhaa jaise hi kitchen me aayi usne abdul ko pahali baar good morning bolla aur khud kitchen me gas stove ke samne khadi huwi aur apni chuchiyonse nikaale dudh ko wo bottle se ek patele me daalne lagi aur sab dudh patele me daalne ke baad wo patelaa gas stove ke upar dudh garam karne keliye rakhaa hi tha ke raadha ko apne paironke niche kuch chij ghisti huwi dikhi, tab uss chij ko dekhne usne jaise hi niche dekhaa to dikhayi diyaa ke wo abdul thaa jo farsh pe ek kapde se pochaa lagaa rahaa thaa aur jab raadhaa ki najar abdulse mili tab abdul tabankhu se sade daatonko dikhaate huwe bolaa, “thakurain hamka abhi bhi aapke i lobe you ki baat par yakin nahi horahaa.”
Abdul ki baat par raadhaa boli, “isme yakin naa karne waali kyaa baat hai.”
Abdul, “matlab aap sachme hamse i lobe you ho?”
Raadha, “haa abdul.” Ye baat kahe kar raadhaa pareshaani me gir gayi ke abb uske iss naukar ko kyaa chahiye usse kyoke baba ne saaf kahaa thaa ke usse uske premiyonki saari baate maani hi hongi nahi to anarth hojaayegaa.
Raadhaa ki baat sunte hi abdul jhatse bolaa, “matlab aap abb ghussa nahi hongi hamaari kisi baat par?” aisaa kahekar usne apne ek hathse raadhaa ne pahani 1 inch black hill waali sandle ko pakdaa yaaane niche pair ko pakdaa aur wo aage bolaa, “malkin haamari aukat to aapke charno me hai kya ham iske aage kabhi badh paayenge.”
Raadha, “haa bilkul abdul.” Aisaa raadha atakte huwe boli kyoke uske ek pair par abdul kaa sparsh usse horaha tha jisse wo uncofortable thi.
Abdul jo raadha ke hills ke sandle pahane paav ko pakde huwe thaa usse pakde huwe hi raadha se double meaning me bolaa, “thakurain kya sachme me iske aage badh saktaa hu?”
Raadha hichakte huwe gas stove par rakhe dudh ke patele ko dekhte huwe abdulse boli, “haa abdul.” Aisaa jaise hi raadhaa ne bolaa abdulne apnaa wo haath hill waali sandle se upar uthayaa aur raadhaa ki saari ko upar ek hathse uthaate huwe cham cham bajne waali paayal ko chute huwe ek pair ki pindiliyontak wo hath legayaa aur vaasnaa me raadha ki pair ki pindiliyonko betahaasha masalne lagaa, itni mast gore badanwaali khubsurat apni maalkin ki pair ki pindiliyonko chute masalte hi abdul vasanaa me paagalsaa hogaya, jo malkin roj uspar apnaa hukum chalaati thi uspar kaam thodaa bhi rahane par daant fatkaar lagaati thi uske saath pataa nahi itne aage tak jaane ki himmat abdul me kaise aayi, lekin dusri oor raadhaa ne jaise hi apni saari ko upar uthate huwe aur apne naukar ke kaale ghinone haath apni pindiliyonko masalte mahesus kar aahe bharte huwe wo abdul ki oor dekh boli, “ahhhh, ahhhhhhhh abdul maine wahaa upar badhne keliye nahi kahaa tha.” Apni malkin ke muhse aahe sunn abdul ki himmat aur badhi aur wo ek palke liye pindiliyonko masalnaa band kar raadhaa ki oor dekh apni tambakhu se sadi battisi ko raadhaa ko dikhaaate huwe bolaa, “matlab thakurain ham apnaa haath niche le?” abdul ki baat sun raadhaa ko baba ne kahi baat yaad aayi jisme spasht rupse baba ne kahaa thaa ke usse uske premiyonki harr baat maani hi hogi nahi to anarth ho jayegaa, to wo abdul jisne raadhaa ki ek pair ki pindiliyaa ek kaale ghinone hathse thaame huwe thi usse mahesus kar raadha aahe bharte huwe atakte huwe boli, “uff, abdul mere bolne kaa wo matlab nahi tha.” Raadhaa ki baate aur aahe sun abb abdul ko puraa yakin hogayaa thaa ke raadhaa sachme andh vishwaas me puri andhi hai kyoke abhitak to raadhaa ne abdul ki harkat par 2-4 jhapad aur fir bade thakurse uski shikayat kar use marvaa diyaa hi hota abtak lekin uske ullat raadha ki kaamuk aahe sun abdul ko abb samaj aayaa tha ke raadha ko aise chunese wo garam bhi horahi hai to abdulne soch samajkar jhatse apnaa ek hath aur uparki oor yaane raadhaa ki mansal gori nangi jhaanghontak wo apnaa ek hath lekar gayaa aur unh maansal janghonko masalte huwe khud vaasana aur darme thar thar kaampante huwe raadhaa ki pratikriyaa kaa intajaar karte huwe hawasme aahe bharte huwe bolaa, “thakurain ahhh, aapke bolne kaa kyaa matlab thaa fir.” Aisaa bolkar wo abb raadhaa ki ek jaangh wo betahasha puri takatse masalne lagaa jisse raadhaa ki gulaabi chutme halachal machi aur uski kaamuk aahe ninkalne lagi aur tabhi achanak raadhaa ke chote baby ki babysitter yaane 45 saal ki ramaa kitchen me aayi jiske aane kaa ahesaas hote hi abdulne apnaa ek haath raadhaa ki sari mese baahar nikaalaa aur jhatse farsh saaf karnekaa naatak karne lagaa. Abdul kaa hath raadhaa ki saarike baahar aate hi raadhaane raahat ki saans li aur wo kitchen se bahar tejise chalte huwe jaate waqt ramaa se dudh ke garm hote hi dudh bedroom me laane ko kahaa aur wo wahanse bedroom me apne baby ko sambhalne gayi.