Incest THE ALMIGHTY IN-LAW

[Lib am]

UPDATE 4

menka..tum baitho main abhi aati hoon

main..doodh peena hai

menka..peela rahi hoon beta
thodi der ruk jaao

aur phir menka room se bahar aayi

neha..naani kya hua

menka..tum dono ko toh main baad mein dekhti hoon

urvashi..maine kya kiya maa

menka..damad jee keh rahe hain
ki woh tum dono se naraz hain
isi liye tum dono jaao
aaj main uske sath rahungi

urvashi man mein..maa damad jee ke sath rahengi
kahin maa ne toh nahi soch liya
unhein doodh peelane ka
nahi nahi
maa aisa nahi kar sakti
jarur maa ne koi alag raasta apnaya hoga
puchh loon kya

menka..ab yahan khadi kya soch rahi ho jaao

neha... kismat hi kharab hai meri

menka..aisa nahi bolte beti

neha.. kyun karwaya aapne meri shaadi inse

menka..kya bola tumne
hadd mein rehke baat kiya karo

neha ghabra gayi

neha.. sorry naani

menka..ab jaao
dono

dono munh latkake chali gayi
naani ne ek lambi saans li
aur phir room mein aagayi
unke chehre pe ghabrahat saaf dikh rahi thi
woh aayi aur mere paas baith gayi

ab main unke sath zabardasti nahi kar raha tha
na hi main unhein blackmail kar raha tha
majbur jarur kar raha tha
lekin agar naani madhubala jaisi ho
toh main kya kar sakta hoon

main..jaldi peelaiye na bhukh lagi hai

naani ne ek aakhri Koshish karne ki sochi

menka..beta inmein se doodh nahi niklega

main.. par mera pet toh bhar gaya tha
neha ka doodh peeke
aap bhi mujhse jhuth bol rahi hain

naani ne ek baar mujhe dekha
aur phir apni saari ka pallu hata diya
meri saansein tez ho gayi
jism mein khoon ka bahaw tez ho gaya
unki chuchiyon ko dekhke
woh bhi lambi lambi saansein le rahi thi
jisse mera lund koodne laga tha
main naani ki chuchiyon ko ghurne laga
main paagal ho raha tha
apne hosh khota jaa raha tha

aur phir naani ne apni blouse ka button kholna shuru kiya
mujhse control nahi ho raha tha
blouse ka button kholte hue woh neeche dekh rahi thi
aur phir jab saare buttons khul gaye
toh woh kuchh der ruki
aur phir blouse ko side kar di
swarg
mujhe aisa laga jaise main swarg dekh raha hoon
naani ki saansein tez chal rahi thi
woh bra bhi nahi pehni thi
unka blouse hi aisa tha
ki bra ki jarurat nahi padti thi

naani sharam ke maare kuchh bol nahi paa rahi thi

main...aapke doodh kitne sunder hain naani

yeh sunke woh sharma gayi

main..kya ab main doodh pee loon

naani ne koi jawab nahi diya

main..boliye na naani
kya main aapka doodh pee loon

main..aapka bolti Kyu nahi

menka..pee lo shakti beta

yeh sunte hi main apna munh laga diya ek chuchi pe
naani ka munh khul gaya
unhone apni aankhein band kar li
aur nipples ko munh mein leke chusne laga
bina koi deri kiye
jaise jaise main naani ke nipples chusta gaya
waise waise naani garam hone lagi
woh apne aapko kaabu karne ki koshish kar rahi thi
lekin main itne josh mein unke nipples chus raha tha
ki naani ki haalat kharab hone lagi
main nipples ko honton mein bharke
use apni jubaan se khuredne laga
naani ka chehra poora laal ho chuka tha
naani ke munh se ab halki halki siski nikalne lagi thi
main mauka dekha
aur chauka maar diya
ek doodh chuste hue dusre ko apni mutthi mein bhar liya
aur unhein halka halka sehlane laga
naani ko aisa laga jaise woh Swarg mein pahunch chuki hain
main kareeb 15 minutes tak chuchi ko chusta raha
aur dusre ko dabata raha
is waqt naani itna garam ho chuki thi
ki agar main chahta toh unhein chod deta
ek chuchi ko munh se nikaalke main dusri chuchi ko apne munh mein bhar liya
aur use bhi waise hi chusne laga
jaise pehli chuchi ko chus raha tha
dusre ko chuste hue pehle ko dabane laga
dheere dheere naani ki aahein Tez hone lagi
main naani ki chuchiyon ko munh mein bhar bhar ke chus raha tha
nipples itni zor se apni honton mein bheench raha tha
ki naani poora hili jaa rahi thi
aur phir main chuchi chusna band kar diya
naani ki aur meri najar ek dusre se mili
naani ki aankhon mein haya sharam aur hawas teeno thi

menka..kya hua beta

main..bas ho gaya
naani

menka.. aur pee lo

main..nahi ab nahi peena hai
mujhe dard ho raha.hai

menka...kahan dard ho raha hai

main apni lower neeche kar diya
naani uchhal padi
mere laude ko dekhke
woh aankhein faade dekh rahi thi
mere laude ko

main..ismein dard ho raha hai
pata nahi Kyu

aur main rone laga

menka..ro mat beta

main..kuchh kijiye na

menka..main main kya karu

main..mujhe kya pata

naani soch mein pad gayi

menka..ek kaam karo
bathroom mein jaao
aur thanda paani daal lo ispe
dard kam ho jaayega

main..thanda paani kya hota hai

menka..chalo mere sath bathroom mein

main naani ke sath bathroom mein pahuncha
naani mere lund pe thanda paani daalne lagi
unki najar bas mere lund pe thi
unke doodh mere saamne latak rahe the
lund kya khaak lulli ban jaata

main..naani mujhe bahut dard ho raha hai
paani daalne se bhi kuchh nahi ho raha hai
ab kya hoga
kahin main mar toh nahi jaaunga

menka..shubh shubh bolo shakti beta
aisa kuchh nahi hoga

main..kuchh kijiye na

menka..karti hoon
chalo room mein

woh mujhe wapas room mein leke aagayi
aur phir mujhe bed pe lita di

menka..ab apni aankhein band karo

main apni aankhein band kar liya
aur sochne laga ki ab naani mere lund ko pakadke hilayegi
munh mein toh nahi lene waali thi
kyunki woh ek sanskaari aurat thi
lekin naani ne phirse apna doodh mere munh pe thuns diya
mujhe kya
main peene laga doodh
kareeb ek ghante tak aur naani ka doodh peene ke baad
main so gaya
mere sone ke baad naani bathroom mein chali gayi
main soya thodi tha
main gaya dekhne bathroom mein gate lock nahi tha
naani ne apne kapde utaare aur shower on karke nahane lagi

aur main unhein dekhte hue lund hilane laga
ab yeh koi typical masala story nahi hai
jo main jaake unhein chod deta
ya phir apne man ko control karke so jaata
maine wohi kiya jo har mard karta hai
hilane laga
lekin tabhi mujhe khyal aaya
ki main kyun hila raha hoon
meri biwi hai na hilane ke liye

aur main wapas aake so gaya
kuchh der baad naani aayi
aur mere Bagal mein let gayi
kareeb ek ghante baad main neha ka naam leke rone laga

menka..kya hua shakti

main..neha kahan hai
mujhe neha ke paas jaana hai

naani room se nikli
aur neha ko awaj dene lagi
neha kuchh hi der mein aagayi

neha..kya hua naani

menka..soyi nahi thi tum

neha..neend nahi aarahi thi

menka..jaao damad jee ke paas
woh ro rahe hain

neha.. ghabrate hue.. kyun

aur neha mere paas aake mujhe apne seene se laga li

neha..kya hua aapko
ro Kyu rahe hain

main..tumhari yaad aarahi thi

neha..aapne hi toh mujhe bhagaya tha

main..tumne mujhse jhuth kyun bola

neha..maine kya jhuth bola

main..kuchh nahi

naani bhi chali gayi

neha..ab so jaaiye
main yahin pe hoon

main..mere lund mein dard ho raha hai

neha sakpaka gayi

main..tum kuchh karti hi nahi ho
please kuchh karo na

neha...karti hoon

main..kya karogi

bechari neha bhi soch mein pad gayi
ki karna kya hai

main..jaldi karo na

neha ne apna blouse upar kar diya

neha..aap doodh pijiye
jab tak

main doodh peene laga

aur neha net pe search karne lagi
aur jaise jaise woh padhti gayi
uski aankhein badi hone lagi

aur usne mobile fenk diya

neha..kaise kaise ideas milte hain net pe
chhee

main neha ki taraf dekha

main..kya hua

neha..kuchh nahi

aur phir neha uthi
drawer se e table nikaali
aur mujhe khila di
mujhe neend aagayi

mere sone ke baad woh rone lagi

neha..mujhse nahi hota yeh sab
mera aur aapka rishta aisa nahi bana tha
ki main aapke sath yeh sab kar saku
mera man nahi maanta

agli subah main utha
aur dekha neha soyi hui thi

saala badi badmash biwi mili hai
neend ki goli hi de di
chalo koi baat nahi

main bhi kam badmaash thodi tha
main neha ke peticoat mein apna sar ghusa diya
aur bas uski boor pe apna munh rakh diya
neha neend mein hi aahein bharne lagi
aur kuchh der mein jab meri jubaan tez chali
neha ki aankh khuli aur woh cheekh padi

main uski peticoat se apna sar nikaal liya

main..kya hua

neha buri tarah se sharmayi
aur phir gusse mein boli
kya kar rahe the

tumhara doodh pee raha tha

neha..wahan thodi doodh hota hai
paagal hain aap

main..ab maine socha wahan bhi doodh hoga
lekin wahan se toh ras nikal raha tha

neha..chupiye Besharam kahin ke
maarungi
ab agar wahan aapne apna munh lagaya hai

main..main toh lagaunga
biwi ho tum meri

neha..maine mana kiya na

main.. tumhare.mana karne se kya hota
mujhe pata ha tum bada khush hoti ho
jab main tumhare doodh Peeta hoon
aur jab tumhara ras pee raha tha
toh tum masti mein jhum rahi thi

neha bechari uthi aur bhaag gayi room se

main let gaya
kuchh der baad Anushka mere room mein aagayi
mera dusra din tha
bas woh aur meri chhoti saali milne nahi aayi thi mujhse

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

Anushka..kaise hain jeeja jee

main..theek.hoon
tum kaun

Anushka.. main aapki saali number 3 hoon

main.. matlab neha se chhoti ho

Anushka..haan

main..tumhari shaadi nahi hui abhi tak

Anushka..nahi
abhi main padh rahi hoon

main..haan haan padho
achche se padho

Anushka..theek hai ab aap aaram kijiye main chalti hoon

main..waise ek baat puchhni thi

Anushka..puchhiye

main..yeh neha mujhe itna daant ti kyun hai

Anushka..kya didi aapko daant ti hain

main..haan

Anushka.. kyun

main..ab mujhe kya pata
subah main utha
toh dekha woh soyi hai
main uski taango ke beech mein apna sar ghusa diya
aur uski taango ke beech jo tha
use chusne laga
woh jaag gayi
aur mujhe daant ke bhaag gayi

kasam se Anushka ka chehra dekhne layak tha

Anushka.. lekin aapne aisa kyun kiya

main..mujhe khud nahi pata
woh mere paas yeh hai na

aur main apni lower neeche kar diya
lund maharaj ke darshan hote hi Anushka ko saanp sungh gaya

main..main bas yeh jaan na chahta tha
ki neha ke paas bhi yahi hai
ya kuchh aur

main..waise tumhare paas bhi yeh hai
ya phir.neha jaisa

Anushka ki bolti band

Anushka..aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain

main..ek baar dikhao na
tumhare paas kya hai

main..are saali kahan jaa rahi ho
dikhati toh jaao
are ruko toh

raavan laughing
hihihohohaahaahaahaahaaahaaahaaaahaaa....

Saala mast bakchodi chal rahi hai ye shakti ab theek kar dena chahiye tab aur beech beech mein bachcha bana dena chahiye, tab jayada maza aayega.

 

[Lib am]

UPDATE 5

Anushka mere room se nikalke
apne room mein pahunchi
aur gate lock karke
lambi lambi saansein lene lagi


wohin neha apni maa ke seene se lagke ro rahi thi
urvashi ke liye pehle uski beti thi
baad mein damad
urvashi samajh gayi thi
ki jarur uske damad ne faaltu ki harkat ki hogi

urvashi.. neha main maa se baat karungi
ki shakti farmhouse bhej diya jaaye
jab tak woh theek nahi ho jaata
tab tak woh wohin rahega

yeh sunte hi neha ne rona band kar diya

neha.. main apne pati ko kahin nahi jaane dungi
aap kaisi baatein kar rahi hain

urvashi..toh aur kya karu
tumhein takleef mein nahi dekh sakti

neha chup rahi
uski maa toh bas uska bhala chahti thi

neha kitchen mein chali gayi
aur mere liye nashta banane lagi
tabhi radha aur meera bhi room mein aagayi

meera..subah subah rona shuru kar diya tune

neha..nahi toh

radha..meri gudiya

aur radha ne neha ko apne seene se laga liya

Radha..maana ki tera pati
abhi stable nahi hai
lekin hai bahut pyara
uska khyal rakhne se woh jaldi theek ho jaayega

neha..hmm

meera..kya tune dil se apna pati nahi maana hai

neha..maine aisa kab kaha

meera..tere chehre pe likha hua hai

Radha..ab bas ho gaya
waise aaj shakti liye dahi wade bana do
use bahut pasand hain

neha chaunk gayi
ki uski didi ko kaise pata
ki uske pati ko kya pasand hai

neha..aapko kaise pata chala

Radha..woh kya hai rahul ko bhi dahi wade pasand the
rahul ne bataya tha
ki neha se keh dena
roz shakti ko dahi wade khila de
aur phir shakti uski har baat maanega

neha..oh

meera..tune kya socha

neha..kuchh bhi toh nahi

Madhuri school jaa chuki thi
ek jagah manish arun aur ravi teeno baithe hue the

Manish.. jaa use bulake laa

ravi..main main kyun jaaun
poore school ke saamne peet diya toh

manish.. please bhai nahi hai

Ravi.. laanat hai aisi dosti pe

ravi ghabrate hue madhuri ke paas
madhuri ne use ghurke dekha
aur aage badh gayi

ravi..manish tumse sorry bolna chahta tha

Madhuri..keh do usse
ki door rahe woh mujhse

Ravi munh latkake manish ke paas aagaya

Manish..kya kaha usne

ravi..keh rahi thi
ki us bastard se keh do ki mujhse door rahe

yeh sunke manish ka khoon khaul gaya
apne mata pita ki eklauti aulaad tha woh
aaj tak use gaali dena toh door
usse kisi ne unchi awaj mein baat tak nahi kiya tha
aur ek ladki ne kal use sabke saamne beizzat kiya
use sabke saamne thappad maara
aur aaj uske dost ke saamne use gaali di

manish muskura pada
lekin woh muskurahat kisi aane waale toofaan ki thi
woh toofaan jisse tabahi shuru hone waali thi
aisi tabahi jisse yeh duniya abhi anjaan thi


yahan main wait kar raha tha
apni biwi ka
tabhi woh nashte leke aagayi
is waqt woh itni khubsurat lag rahi thi
itni khubsurat lag rahi thi
ki main bata nahi sakta

mujhe apni taraf dekhta dekh

neha..abhi doodh nahi peelaungi

main..kahan thi itni der se

neha..nashta bana rahi thi

main..baar baar bhaag kyun jaati ho

neha..aapki harkatein hi aisi hain
main kya karu

main..haan toh phir kiske sath karu
apni saaliyo ke sath
mujhe jo karna achcha lagta hai
main tumhare sath hi karunga na

neha..har waqt karna jaruri hai

tabhi neha ne dhyan diya
ki abhi main bachcho ki tarah baat nahi kar raha tha

woh mere paas baith gayi

tabhi meri najar dahi wade pe pe padi

main bina ruke khaane laga
aur kuchh hi der mein khaa gaya

neha chaunk gayi

neha..aapko pasand hain dahi wade

main..dahi wade kya hota hai

neha man mein hi mujhe kosne lagi

main..waise tumhari aankhein kyun laal hain

neha..bas aise hi

main..main bahut bura hoon na
meri wajah se tum rone lagti ho
tum mujhe maaro
tab tak maarti raho
jab tak tumhara dil na bhar jaaye

neha..main kya aapko maarungi
ab chaliye tv dekhte hain

main..ab yeh tv kya hota hai

neha..thodi der chup rahenge

aur phir neha ne tv on kar diya
uske baad usne cartoon laga diya
Doraemon show chal raha tha

agle do ghante tak yahi show aaraha tha
ek episode dekhke
mera khoon khaul gaya
madarchod Doraemon
is jaisa dost ho
toh bachcha nalayak se maha gaandu ban jaayega
bhosdika

main.. nahi dekhna hai mujhe
yeh

neha..duse channel lagati hoon

aur phir usne dusra channel laga diya
uspe ninja hattori aaraha tha
haan yeh dikhne mein thoda theek
lekin uska poora episode dekhne ke baad
main samajh gaya ki saale dono ke main character gandmare hain

main.. koi achchi si cheez lagao na

neha..ab mujhe kya pata aapko kya achcha lagta hai

main..mujhe nahi dekhna.tv

neha ne pata nahi kya laga diya
behenchod yeh kya hai
itni overacting.

main..yeh kya dekh rahi ho

neha..tv serial

main..hatao ise
warna dono doodh pakadke zor zor se dabane lag jaaunga

yeh sunte hi neha ki fat gayi
usne tv hi off kar diya

neha..ludo khelenge

main..chhupam chhupayi khelunga main toh

neha..aapko kaise pata

main..pata nahi

main..tum apni aankhein band karo
main chhipta hoon

neha..theek hai

usne apni aankhein band ki
main bhaag gaya room se
saala pichhle 24 ghante se ek hi room mein pada pada
dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
main rooms check karne laga
upar waale floor pe 10 Rooms the
mera waala last tha
main ek ek karke saare room ka gate kholne ki koshish karne laga
dusra nahi khula teesra nahi khula
Lekin chautha khul gaya

saamne ka najara dekhke mera hath apne aap mere lund pe chala gaya
woh kya hai is waqt meri badi saali radha
kapde change kar rahi thi

tabhi main peechhe se awaj diya

main..kya kar rahi ho saali didi

meri awaj sunke radha ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi

jab woh mudi toh mere saamne uske woh do papite jhul rahe the
the blouse mein
lekin qeher dhaa rahe the saari bed pe padi hui thi

radha ne apne hatho se apne papito ko chhipane ki nakam koshish ki


main..saali didi aapke toh neha se bhi bade hain
aap.apna doodh peelao

radha meri haalat ke baare mein jaanti thi
isi liye gussa nahi ki

radha..jeeja jee aap jaiye neha ke paas


main..saali didi ek baar apna doodh peela dijiye na
neha ne subah se nahi peelaya hai
bahut bhukh lagi hai

radha.. aankhein dikhate hue..kaha na apne room mein jaao

main..nahi jaaaunga
bina doodh peeye

radha ko kuchh samajh nahi aaraha tha ki woh kya kare
use meri haalat ke baare mein pata tha
main uski behen ka suhaag tha

main dheere dheere radha ki taraf badhne laga
radha ghabrate hue peechhe jaane lagi

radha..shakti
main keh rahi hoon
jaao neha ke paas

main..bina aapka doodh peeye nahi jaaunga

aur tabhi radha wall se ja sati
mere aur uske beech ek feet ki doori thi
uski saansein tez chal rahi thi
tabhi pata nahi use kya hua
usne mujhe ek zordaar thappad maar diya
meri duniya hi ghum gayi
baap re itna bhaari hath tha uska
aisa laga jaise kisi pehelwaan.ne mujhe hath maara ho

main wohin behosh hoke gid pada
jaise hi main behosh hua
radha mujhe awaj dene lagi
lekin sabse pehle usne saari pehni
aur phir room ke bahar nikalke neha ko awaj diya
neha room se bahar aayi

Radha..jaldi aa na

neha..kya hua

Radha..woh shakti behosh ho Gaya hai

neha..kya

neha bhagti hui mere paas aayi
aur.mera sar apni godi mein leke baith gayi

radha ko pata tha ki agar naani ko pata chala ki uski wajah se shakti ka yeh haal hua hai
toh naani use kachcha khaa jaayegi

jab mujhe hosh aaya
toh main dekha
ki ek doctor mahila doctor
mere paas baithi thi
agar uski khubsurti ko main rating doon
toh woh 10out8 thi

doctor sahiba mere sasural ki family doctor thi
naam tha preet
uski age meri badi saali ke jitni hogi

Preet..ab kaisa feel kar rahe ho shakti

main..yeh aap meri badi saali se puchhiye

radha ki ghighi band ho gayi

menka..saaf saaf batao

main..inhone mujhe maara
abhi bhi dard ho raha hai

neha radha ko ghurne lagi

neha..cheekhte hue..didi

urvashi jaanti thi ki jarur koi baat hai
uski radha bewajah shakti ko nahi maar sakti

urvashi..preet ab tum jaao
aur apni mom se kehna ki ek baar woh aake shakti ko dekh le

Preet..jee aunty

aur phir doctor chali gayi

neha..aapki himmat kaise hui
mere pati pe hath uthane ki

Radha..neha maine jaanbujhke nahi kiya
baat hi aisi thi

meera is waqt nahi thi ghar pe
woh office gayi hui thi

menka..beti neha
pehle uski baat toh sun lo

neha..bataiye

Radha ne sab bata diya
jo neha abhi radha pe gussa thi
use ab mujhpe gussa aane laga
aur usne mere gaal sek diye
is baar aur jyada dard hua
kuchh jyada hi
meri aankh phirse band ho gayi

menka..paagal ho gayi
tumhari himmat kaise hui apne pati pe hath uthane ki

urvashi..theek hi toh kiya
bachche waali harkat karega
toh saza bhi paayega

menka..tum sab maa betiyo ka dimaag kharab ho gaya hai
main jaa rahi hoon
shakti ko.leke farmhouse
rehna phir yahan chain se

aur menka rone lagi
apni maa ko rota dekh
urvashi ka dil bhar aaya

urvashi..maa aap Kyu ro rahi hain
neha apni naani se maafi maango

neha rote hue.. sorry naani
mujhse galti ho gayi

menka..mujhe bhi nahi pata ki aakhir mere pati ne kyun mujhse vachan liya
ki main tumhari shaadi shakti se karu
mere pati mujhse bahut pyar karte the
mere liye woh sab kuchh the
main unka kaha kaise taal sakti thi
mujhe maaf kar do
maine tumhari zindagi barbaad kar di

aur menka ne neha ke saamne hath jod diye

urvashi...maaa
please yeh sab baatein karna band kijiye

neha..naani main dukhi nahi hoon
na hi mujhe aapse koi shikayat hai
aap rona band kijiye

menka ne rona band kiya
aur phir wapas se preet ko phone karwaya
preet phirse aayi
aur mujhe ek injection de di

Preet..kisi ne ise daanta hai

urvashi..nahi toh

Preet..rajesh uncle keh rahe the
ki shakti ka case unhein bhi samajh nahi àaya
unhone kaha hai
ki shakti ko kisi bhi tarah ka pain nahi hona chahiye
physically mentally emotionally
uske coma mein phirse jaane ka khatra hai
jarur aap mein se kisi ne ise daanta hai

yeh bolke preet chali gayi

preet ki baato ne neha ko itna dara diya tha
ki woh mujhe dekhne lagi
usne sabko room se jaane ko bola
aur phir mere seene pe apna sar rakhke rone lagi......

Saala ye shakti sab ka chu***ya kaat raha hai. Peechwaada tod do saale ka.

 

[Lib am]

UPDATE 6
Jab meri aankh khuli toh main dekha
ki neha mere seene pe sar rakhke soyi hui hai
uske aansu uske gaal pe sukh chuke the
main use kuchh der dekha
aur phir soch liya ki ab main use pareshan nahi karunga
jyada tharak chadhegi
toh hila lunga
lekin pata nahi Kyu mujhse woh sab harkat ho jaati hain
main jaan bujhke nahi karta
mujhe pata hota hai ki main kya kar raha hoon
lekin main khudko rok nahi paata
main neha ko ek side sula diya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
bathroom se aake main apne kapde change kiya
ek lower aur ek tshirt pehen liya

ab mujhe bhukh lagi thi
main room se nikla
aur kitchen mein pahuncha
lekin kitchen mein kuchh bhi nahi tha
fridge khola
toh usmein khana rakhkha tha
main woh nikaala
garam kiya
aur khaane laga

tabhi meri saas urvashi ki najar mujhpe padi
main chup karke khana khaa raha tha
main unki taraf dekha bhi nahi
woh mere paas aayi

urvashi..neha kahan hai

main..soyi hai

urvashi..phir aapko khana nikaalke kisne diya

main..khud nikaala

Urvashi chaunk gayi

uravashi..aapko sab yaad aagaya

main..nahi

meri saas ne dhyan diya ki main uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha

urvashi..kya hua
kisi se ne kuchh kaha hai kya

main.. pehle saali didi ne maara
phir biwi ne

yeh bolke main phirse khana khaane laga
urvashi wohin pe khadi rahi
aur phir main plate leke uth gaya

urvashi..laaiye main rakh dungi

main..koi jarurat nahi hai

main phirse kitchen mein aaya
apni plate dhoya
aur phir plate rakhke ghar ke bahar ki taraf jaane laga

urvashi ne mera hath pakad liya
aur ghabrate hue puchhi
kahan jaa rahe hain

main..thoda ghumne

urvashi..main bhi chalti hoon

main.. jarurat nahi hai

urvashi..aap akayle nahi jaa sakte bahar

main..main toh jaaunga
dekhta hoon kaun rokta hai mujhe

aur main apni saas ka hath pakadke bahar ki taraf nikal gaya
bhosdiki guard gate kholne ko tayyar nahi thi

main..naam kya hai tumhara

guard..jee shabnam

main..haan toh shabnam jee
gate khol dijiye
warna main aapko khol dunga

tabhi dusri guard bol padi

dekhiye sir humein permission nahi hai

main...aapka naam kya hai

guard2..jee Tanisha

main..subah se mera mood kharab hai
chup.karke gate khol dijiye
main teesri baar nahi bolunga

dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi
woh dono saaliya muskura rahi thi
ab waise woh dono normal guards nahi lag rahi thi

main..maine joke nahi maara hai

Tanisha.. sir hum gate nahi khol sakte
agar humne gate khol diya
toh humari naukri chali jaayegi

shabnam...haan sir
please humare sath aisa mat kijiye

dono ki baat sunke main wapas ghar mein aagaya
aur aake hall mein baith gaya
kuchh der baad meri sabse chhoti saali aati dikhi mujhe
uski aankhon mein aansu the
jise woh baar baar pochh rahi thi
usne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir chali gayi

kuchh hi der hue the
ki naani mere paas aagayi

menka..kya hua shakti beta

main..kuchh nahi naani

menka..toh phir aise udaas hoke kyun baithe ho

main.. kaash mera bhi pariwar hota

menka..kya hum tumhara pariwar nahi hain

main..agar main aapka damad nahi hota
toh aap sab kabhi mujhe apne ghar mein leke nahi aate
aap sab mujhse thodi pyar karte hain
aap sab neha se pyar karte hain
aur usi wajah se mujhe jhel rahe hain

naani mujhe bade dhyan se dekhne lagi
aur phir neha ke paas pahunchi
neha so rahi thi

naani ne neha ko uthaya

menka..kya bola hai tumne damad jee se

neha..maine maine kya bola

menka..hall mein baithe hain
ro rahe hain

neha..kya

aur neha bhaagti hui mere paas aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi

neha..aap Kyu ro rahe hain

main usse kuchh nahi bola

neha ne mujhe dekhe
aur mere aansu pochhe

neha..kya hua hai
jo aap ro rahe hain

main..tumne mujhe maara

neha..ab kabhi nahi maarungi

main..main ab tumhare sath rahunga hi nahi
toh maarogi kyun

neha.. ghabrate hue..aisa mat boliye
main aapki biwi hoon

main.. maine kab mana kiya hai

neha..aapko kya hua hai
pehle toh mujhse door nahi rehna chahte the

main.. mujhe samajh aagaya hai
main tumpe bojh hoon

neha..aisi baat nahi hai
aap galat samajh rahe hain

main..jaao yahan se
mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai

neha..doodh nahi peeyenge

control
control
mera gala sukh gaya
ab behenchod main apne dil ko samjha raha tha
ki nahi nahi
phir kuchh ho jaayega
aur phir se neha royegi
meri wajah se

main..nahi peena hai tumhara doodh
jo mujhe apna samjhegi
ab uska doodh peeyunga

neha..kya

main..haan

neha.. taangein tod dungi aapki
agar kisi aur ke paas gaye hain toh
aap sirf mere hain

main rone laga

mere rone ki awaj sunke
sab humare paas aagaye
meri chaaro saali
meri saas aur uski maa

menka..kya hua ab

neha..kuchh nahi naani

meera..kya hai neha
kyun jeeja jee ko pareshan kar rahi hai

neha..main kahan kar rahi hoon
yeh kar rahe hain

meera..pehle bhi tujhse kaha hai
ki inka khyal rakhne ko

Madhuri.. hospital hi chhod aaiye inhein
wohin inka theek se ilaaj hoga

meera..tumse kisne raaye maangi
jaao apne room mein

aur phir madhuri munh latkake chali gayi

meera...jeeja jee aap ro Kyu rahe hain

main..pehle saali didi ne mujhe maara
aur phir neha ne
bahar ghumne jaana tha
bahar khadi daayano ne jaane nahi diya

meera..oh toh yeh baat hai
theek hai phir chaliye main aapko leke chalti hoon bahar ghumane

urvashi..nahi

meera..chaliye jeeja jee uthiye

urvashi..meera

meera..naani

menka.. urvashi

neha..main bhi chalungi

main..mujhe nahi jaana hai tumhare sath kahin
main apni saali didi ke sath jaaunga

meera..theek hai phir chaliye

meera ke sath main car mein baith gaya
aur phir woh drive karne lagi
ab jaake saans mein aayi

main apni saali ko dekhne laga
meri saali meera ki khubsurti
ko main rating nahi de sakta tha
bahut hi jyada khubsurat thi woh

meera..mujhe kyun dekh rahe hain
aage dekhiye na

main..saali didi aap bahut achchi ho
ek aap hi ho jo mujhe samajhti ho

meera..haan woh toh hai
mujhe pata hai ki akaylapan kya hota hai

main..aap akayli kaise ho
aapka toh pariwar bhi hai

meera..jaise aap neha ke pati ho
waise hi mere pati bhi hain

main..kahan hain woh

meera..pata nahi
kahan chale gaye

main..woh bahut bure Hain
lekin aap udaas mat hoiye
main unhein dhund lunga

kuchh der baad meera mujhe amusement park mein leke gayi
wahan bahut saare rides the

main usmein se ek pe baith gaya
woh bhi mere bagal mein baith gayi
aur phir jab ride chali
meri gaand se mera dil nikal gaya

main apni saali se lipat gaya

meera..are dariye mat
kuchh nahi hoga

ek ride khtam hui
toh woh dusri pe mujhe leke baith gayi
is ne meri supari le rakhkhi hai
bhosdiki maarke rahegi

main meera se phirse lipat gaya

main..saali didi mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai

meera..main hoon na
aap dariye mat

kuchh der baad hum dono ice cream khaane lage

kuchh ladke humein dekh rahe the
mujhe nahi
meera ko


ladka1..uff kya maal hai yaar
iske aage toh miss universe bhi fail hai

ladka2..chal thode maze lete hain
ladka toh chutiya lag raha hai

ladka3..nahi yaar
chhod na
yahan bahut log hain
panga ho jaayega

ladka1..bhosdike khada nahi hota kya
aur waise bhi hum kumar bhai ke aadmi hain
humein kiska dar

teesra bhi josh mein aagaya

teeno humare paas aagaye

ladka1..madam aap bahut khubsurat ho

ladka2..aapke sath ek selfie leni hai

ladka3..aapke gaal kitne gore hain

meera ne mera hath pakda
aur aage chalne lagi

lekin do ladke uske saamne aagaye

meera..dekho apni hadd mein raho
warna chalne layak nahi rahoge

ladka2..aap ek baar humein mauka toh deke dekhiye
jannat ki sair kara denge

meera..shut up you bastard

ladka1..lagta hai madam angreji jyada bolti hain
koi baat nahi
madam ki jab hum sawari karenge
toh madam English mein hi bolengi

meera bas isi liye kuchh nahi bol rahi thi
ki kahin inse ulajhne ke chakkar mein
mujhe chot na lag jaaye

woh khoon ke ghunt peeke reh gayi
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

ladka1.. are madam abhi toh humne andar daala bhi nahi hai

main uske munh pe apna hath maara
uske aage ke daant toot gaye
main phirse maara
haddi andar chali gayi
woh cheekh pada

dusra mujhpe jhapta
main uski aankh mein ungli ghusa diya
woh cheekh pada
teesra dar ke maare bhaag gaya

main pehle ka collar pakda

main..meera sirf humari hai
tu humari meera ke sath badtamizi karega
teri itni himmat
agar aaj ke baad humne teri shakal bhi dekhi
toh hum Tera woh hashr karenge
ki tu maut ko tarsega
aur maut tujhe naseeb nahi hogi

aur phir main use chhod diya

meera aankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
main uski taraf dekha
aur uske sar ke baal jo uske chehre pe aarahe the
use main ek side kar diya

aur phir main behosh hoke uske upar gid gaya

meera ke munh se bas yahi nikla
karan....

Ab ye kya naya chakkar hai, kya baaki dono daamaado ki aatmayein bhi shakti ke ander aa gayi hai kya?

 

[Lib am]

Waiting for next update

 

[kingkhankar]

Mast update diya. Shakti has rocked as always. Rahulwa ko bulao jaldi.... Wohi thik kargea Shalti ko.

 

[tabishqureshi]

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[A.B.KING]

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[Sukhi Choudhry]

Waiting for the next update

 

[Dhansu2]

Update ???????

 

[Verma sahab]

Lagta hai writer sahab lambi chutti par gaye hai