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Nice update sandy bhaiUPDATE 57
Fir vo sabi vaha se chale gaye aur main bi mohan uncle aur shakti bhaiya se kuch der batey karne ke baad ghar ki tarf chal diya
AB AAGEEE
Ghar ponchne ke baad maine car park ki fir ander chala gayea jaha par pari hall me sofa par bethi apna favorite kam(chocolate kahne ka) karne me vaste thi aur jiya dusare sofa par bethi TV dekh rahi to main ja ke pari ke pass beth gayea to vo mujey dekh ke aa kar meri goud me beth gayi vo is vakt itni cute lag rahi ki main bata nahi sakta chocolate khane ki vaja se uske sare muh par chocolate lagi huyi thi aur is vakt uske cehre par jo smile thi usey barkara rakhne ke liye main kisi bi had tak ja sakta tha, uski smile dekhte huye maine uski gal par kiss kiya to usne meri tarf muskurate huye dekha fir busy ho gayi maine bi usey disturb nahi kiya aur
Me – jiya aunty kaha hai
J – pehle to yahi kitchen me thay ab sayad room me honge
Abi main agge kuch bolta ki pari ne meri ankho ke samne apne hath kar diye to main uski tarf dekhte huye
Me – keya huya pari beta aur chocolate khani hai
Pari – nahi bas mela pet bhalgayea
Me – aacha to meri pari ne hand wash karne hai
To usne apni gardan han me hila di to main khada huya fir uske hath aur face wash karvane ke baad main vapis sofa par aa ke beth gayea aur pari TV dekhne lagi, tabi mera dheya pari ki dress par gayea jo ik jagha se thodi si fati huyi thi jisey dekh mujey thoda bura feel huya, to maine socha chalo pehle yahi kaam karte hai to maine juhi se kaha
Me – jiya apni mom se kaho ki ham teeno thodi der ke liye bahar ja rahe hai hai
Meri baat sun ke usne meri tarf hairani se dekha fir khadi ho ke ander chali tabi pari boli
P – bhaiya ham kaha ja lahe hai
Me – apni pari ke liye new new dress leyne ke liye
P(khush hotey huye) – sachi bhaiya
Me – muchi beta par apni didi ko mat batana
P – thit hai bhaiya
Tabtak jiya bi aunty ke sath bahar aa gayi to main dono ko le ke ghar se nikal gayea, kuch der baad ham mall ponchey to maine car park ki aur fir mall ke ander chaley gaye, jiya abi bi thodi confuse thi vahi pari ke cehre khila huya tha, mall me aney ke baad main dono ke sath ik shop par gayea
Vahi adi ke mall me entry honey se le ke shop ke ander janey tak 2 ankhe uska picha karti hai fir adi ke shop ke ander jatey hi vo shakas muskuratey huye ik msg kisi ko send karta hai
Back to adi
Shop ke ander aney ke baad main ik salesgirl ke pass jata hun aur usey dono ke liye kapde dikhne ke liye kehta hun, jiya jo abi tak hairan thi vo boli
J – ye sab keya hai bhaiya
Me – tumey nahi pata main apni sister’s ko shopping ke liye le ke ayea hun
Meri baat sun ke pari hasne lagi to main uske sath hasne laga, vahi jiya ne hamari tarf hairani se dekha fir vo bi hasne lagi, vahi tabtak SG ne kabde nikal liye thay to ik SG ne mujey pari ke liye dress dikhani suru ki aur ik jiya ko dress dikhane lagi, main pari ko vahi table ke uper bitha diya fir dress select karne laga, maine sari dress me se 2 dress ik side rakhi aur baki ik side aur fir SG se bola
Me – anything more prettier
SG – one sec
Fir vo kuch aur dress le kar ayi to maine unme se bi 2 ko pehle vali 2 dress ke sath rakha aur bakiyo ko ik sath, fir maine 4 dress ko utha ke pari ki tarf dekha to uske cehre par bohat hi payri muskan thi uske liye chahe main 1 dress bi leyta to uske liye kafi tha par
Me(SG ko charo dress deyte huye) – in charo ko chhod ke baki sab pack kardo
SG – thik hai sir
Jab maine apni baat kahi to pari jiske samne sari dresses padi thi vo uney dekhte huye boli
P – bhaiya teya sachme ye sabi meli liye hai
Me – yes princess
Meri baat sun ke vo uth ke mere pass ayi aur meri gal par ik kiss kardiya fir mere galey lag gayi, uske cehre par ayi khushi ke liye agar vo kehti to main sare jahan ke kapde uske kadamo me rakh deyta.
Fir main pari ko goud me uthayea aur sath me uske liye select ki huyi 1 dress ko utha ke jiya ki tarf chal diya jo abi bs dresses dekh hi rahi thi usne abi tak koyi bi dress select nahi ki thi to jab main uske pass poncha to mujey sara majra samj ayea ki abtak dress na select karne ke piche reason keya hai kyoki jiya jo bi dress utha ti pehle SG se uska price puchti aur price sun ne ke baad koyi na koyi reason bata ke usey leyne se mana kar deyti, to main uske pass ja ke bola
Me(thoda gusse me) – jiya maine tumey dress select karne ke liye kaha tha na ki unke price puchne ke liye
Meri avaj sun ke usne meri tarf dekh fir jab usne dekha ki main gusse me hun to usne apni gardan niche kar li aur
J – vo main vo
Me – keya vo vo (pyaar se uske sar par hath feyrte huye) pagal keya tum ye samjti ho ki tumahra bhai tumhari pasand ki huyi dresses bi tumey nahi dila sakta
Meri baat sun ke uski ankho me ansu aa gaye aur vo mere galey lag gayi
J – sorry bhaiya
Me – tum dono ko main siraf behan kehta hi nahi manta bi hun, tumahri khushi ke liye main sarey mall ke kapde tumahre kadmo me rakh dun ye to kuch bi nahi
J(apni ankhe saff karte huye) – fir ab dekho main keyse apki pocket khali karvati hun
Me(haste huye) – ye huyi na baat
Fir maine pari ki tarf dekha jiska ankho me bi anshu aa gaye thay jiya ki vaja se(bacho ka to apko pata hi hai ki jab vo kisi apne ko rotey dekhte hai to vo vi roney lagte hai)
Me(uske anshu saaf karte huye) – meri pari ki ankho me anshu kyon aye
P(mashumiyat se) – didi loo rahi thi na es liye
Me – pari ap to strong girl ho eyse rotey thoda hai chalo ab has ke dikhayo fir main apko ice-cream khilayu ga
Ice-cream ka name sunte hi vo sab kuch bhul khil khala ke has padi to main uski gaal ko chumte huye
Me(khud se) – kitni masuam hai ye
Vahi jiya ne tabtak apni dress select kar li thi, ab ap kaho gaye ki koyi ladki itni jaldi dresses select kar sakti to usne pehle jo dress dekhi thi vo usey pasand to thi par price ki vaja se koyi dress select nahi ki thi, jiya dress select karne ke baad maine uski select ki huyi dress aur sath me apne hath me pakdi pari ki dress usey di aur
Me – jiya pari ko sath le ja ke ye dono dress pehan ke ayo
Meri baat sun ke usne kuch nahi bola aur dress aur pari ko sath le trail room me chali gayi, kuch der baad jab vo vapis ayi to dono nayi dress me bohat sundar dikh rahi thi, dono ke cehro par ik alag hi khushi thi, pari to bhagti huyi mere pass ayi aur ghum ghum ke mujey apni dress dikhate huye boli
P – bhaiya main teysi lad rahi hun
Usey apni goud main uthne ke baad uski gal chumte huye
Me – meri pari to bohat hi pyari lag rahi hai
Meri baat sun ke vo khilkhala ke has padi, pari ke cehre pari khushi ko dekh harbar dil ko ik alag hi sukan milta tha, abi main agge kuch bolta mera phone ring huya to jab maine caller ka name dekha to main jiya se bola
Me – jiya tum apne liye aur tumey jo kuch chahiyea le lo aur sath main aunty(kusam) ke liye bi kapde le leyna aur sath me pari ka dheyan rakhna main abi ayea
J – thik hai bhaiya
Me(pari se) – beta apni didi ke sath rehan
P – thit hai bhaiya
Me(SG se) – in dono ka dheyan rakhna main call attend karke ayea, is baat ka khaas dheyan rakhna ki iney koyi taklif na ho kyoki ye dono meri jaan hai
SG – ap befikar ho ke jayea sir ham inka dheyan rakhey gaye
Fir main pari ko jiya ke pass chhod ke shop se bahar ayea fir eysi jagha par ja kar back call ki jaha meri baat koyi sun na sakey kyoki call mohan uncle ki thi, call pick honey ke baad
Me – namaste uncle keyse ho ap
M – namaste beta main aacha hun tum batayo tum aur sonam keyse ho
Me – ham dono hi aache hai uncle
M – accha adi beta maine tumey mission ki sari detail send kar di hai jo mujey pata thi aur sath me tumahri team ko tumhari team ko tumahre pass bhej raha hun tum apne hisab se jab mission par nikalna ho nikal jana
Me – vo thik hai uncle par apko meri team ko yaha bhejne ki abi jarort nahi hai main uney khud location bata dun ga jaha vo mujse miley gaye
M – thik hai jeysi tumahri marji
Fir unone kuch der aur mujey mission ke bare me kuch inner detail batayi, kuch der aur usne discuss karne ke baad jab main call cut karne ke baad vapis palta to ik ladka samne se mere pass ayea aur
Lakda – bhai ap jaldi se shop par jayea apki sister ko koyi tang kar raha hai
Ladke ki baat sun ke main shop ki tarf bhaga
Vahi adi ko bhagta dekh us ladke ke honto par ik sheytani smile aa gayi thi.
Main jab bhagta huya shop ke pass poncha to mera dheyan pari aur jiya par gayea jo shop ke bahar hi khadi thi, pari ki gaal par anshu ke nisan thay vahi jiya bi kuch paresan lag rahi to main jaldi se unke pass gayea mujey apne ata dekh pari aur jiya bhaag ke mere pass ayi aur mere galey lag gayi to maine pari ko goud me utha liya aur jiya ke sar pe hath feyrne laga fir
Me – keya huya jiya pari ki ankhu me anshu kyon aye
Par vo kuch boli nahi to main un dono ke pass kahde tisare shakas ke tarf dekha
Me – preet keya huya tha yaha
(Tisara shakas aur koyi nahi phuljhadi thi)
P – mujey jada to nahi pata main yaha shopping karne ayi thi tab maine dekha ik ladke ne jiya ka hath pakda huya tha jis vaja se pari roney lagi to mujse pari ka rona dekha nahi gayea to main inke pass ayi aur ladke ko dara dhamka ke yaha se bhaga diya
Uski baat sun ke maine jiya se fir pucha jo ap normal ho gayi thi
J – bhaiya main shopping complete karne ke baad jab pari ke sath bhara ki tarf apko dekhne ayi to pata nahi kaha se 1 ladka mere samne aa ke khada ho gayea aur bola
Ladka – apne adi bhaiya se kehna ki jo uske pass hai uska use har ik par karna suru kar de nahi to ik jhatka usey pehle laga tha apni chizo ka proper use na karne se usey jhatke agge bi lag sakte hai
J – Uski baat sun ke pata nahi kyon mujey gussa aa gayea aur mera hath uth gayea par usne mera hath pakad liya jis vaja se pari dar gayi abi vo kuch aur kehta ya karta tabtak preet di vaha aa gayi aur uno ne usey bhaga diya
Jiya ki baat sun ke main soch me pad gayea ki ye keysa msg hai
Me(khud se) – jhatka to ajtak mujey siraf nelam ki vaja se laga tha par usey keyse pata keya vo mujey janta hai, jo mere pass hai uska proper use iska matlab to yahi nikalta hai ki mere pass jo powers hai uska proper use kyoki iske elava mere pass aur kuch eysa special to hai, keya usey meri powers ke bare me bi pata hai, par keyse kon tha vo
Apne ap se saval javab karne ke baad main
Me – jiya tum keya us ladke ko janti ho
J – nahi bhaiya maine to usey aj pehli baar dekha tha
Me – yaad karo usne aur kuch hai
J – han bhaiya usne apna name bi bataya tha aur kuch kaha bi tha jab usne mera hath pakda tha
Keya kaha tha
J – yahi ki apne bhai se kehna ki mujey apna dusman na samjey S
TO BE CONTINUE...
jabardast update mitrUPDATE 57
Fir vo sabi vaha se chale gaye aur main bi mohan uncle aur shakti bhaiya se kuch der batey karne ke baad ghar ki tarf chal diya
AB AAGEEE
Ghar ponchne ke baad maine car park ki fir ander chala gayea jaha par pari hall me sofa par bethi apna favorite kam(chocolate kahne ka) karne me vaste thi aur jiya dusare sofa par bethi TV dekh rahi to main ja ke pari ke pass beth gayea to vo mujey dekh ke aa kar meri goud me beth gayi vo is vakt itni cute lag rahi ki main bata nahi sakta chocolate khane ki vaja se uske sare muh par chocolate lagi huyi thi aur is vakt uske cehre par jo smile thi usey barkara rakhne ke liye main kisi bi had tak ja sakta tha, uski smile dekhte huye maine uski gal par kiss kiya to usne meri tarf muskurate huye dekha fir busy ho gayi maine bi usey disturb nahi kiya aur
Me – jiya aunty kaha hai
J – pehle to yahi kitchen me thay ab sayad room me honge
Abi main agge kuch bolta ki pari ne meri ankho ke samne apne hath kar diye to main uski tarf dekhte huye
Me – keya huya pari beta aur chocolate khani hai
Pari – nahi bas mela pet bhalgayea
Me – aacha to meri pari ne hand wash karne hai
To usne apni gardan han me hila di to main khada huya fir uske hath aur face wash karvane ke baad main vapis sofa par aa ke beth gayea aur pari TV dekhne lagi, tabi mera dheya pari ki dress par gayea jo ik jagha se thodi si fati huyi thi jisey dekh mujey thoda bura feel huya, to maine socha chalo pehle yahi kaam karte hai to maine juhi se kaha
Me – jiya apni mom se kaho ki ham teeno thodi der ke liye bahar ja rahe hai hai
Meri baat sun ke usne meri tarf hairani se dekha fir khadi ho ke ander chali tabi pari boli
P – bhaiya ham kaha ja lahe hai
Me – apni pari ke liye new new dress leyne ke liye
P(khush hotey huye) – sachi bhaiya
Me – muchi beta par apni didi ko mat batana
P – thit hai bhaiya
Tabtak jiya bi aunty ke sath bahar aa gayi to main dono ko le ke ghar se nikal gayea, kuch der baad ham mall ponchey to maine car park ki aur fir mall ke ander chaley gaye, jiya abi bi thodi confuse thi vahi pari ke cehre khila huya tha, mall me aney ke baad main dono ke sath ik shop par gayea
Vahi adi ke mall me entry honey se le ke shop ke ander janey tak 2 ankhe uska picha karti hai fir adi ke shop ke ander jatey hi vo shakas muskuratey huye ik msg kisi ko send karta hai
Back to adi
Shop ke ander aney ke baad main ik salesgirl ke pass jata hun aur usey dono ke liye kapde dikhne ke liye kehta hun, jiya jo abi tak hairan thi vo boli
J – ye sab keya hai bhaiya
Me – tumey nahi pata main apni sister’s ko shopping ke liye le ke ayea hun
Meri baat sun ke pari hasne lagi to main uske sath hasne laga, vahi jiya ne hamari tarf hairani se dekha fir vo bi hasne lagi, vahi tabtak SG ne kabde nikal liye thay to ik SG ne mujey pari ke liye dress dikhani suru ki aur ik jiya ko dress dikhane lagi, main pari ko vahi table ke uper bitha diya fir dress select karne laga, maine sari dress me se 2 dress ik side rakhi aur baki ik side aur fir SG se bola
Me – anything more prettier
SG – one sec
Fir vo kuch aur dress le kar ayi to maine unme se bi 2 ko pehle vali 2 dress ke sath rakha aur bakiyo ko ik sath, fir maine 4 dress ko utha ke pari ki tarf dekha to uske cehre par bohat hi payri muskan thi uske liye chahe main 1 dress bi leyta to uske liye kafi tha par
Me(SG ko charo dress deyte huye) – in charo ko chhod ke baki sab pack kardo
SG – thik hai sir
Jab maine apni baat kahi to pari jiske samne sari dresses padi thi vo uney dekhte huye boli
P – bhaiya teya sachme ye sabi meli liye hai
Me – yes princess
Meri baat sun ke vo uth ke mere pass ayi aur meri gal par ik kiss kardiya fir mere galey lag gayi, uske cehre par ayi khushi ke liye agar vo kehti to main sare jahan ke kapde uske kadamo me rakh deyta.
Fir main pari ko goud me uthayea aur sath me uske liye select ki huyi 1 dress ko utha ke jiya ki tarf chal diya jo abi bs dresses dekh hi rahi thi usne abi tak koyi bi dress select nahi ki thi to jab main uske pass poncha to mujey sara majra samj ayea ki abtak dress na select karne ke piche reason keya hai kyoki jiya jo bi dress utha ti pehle SG se uska price puchti aur price sun ne ke baad koyi na koyi reason bata ke usey leyne se mana kar deyti, to main uske pass ja ke bola
Me(thoda gusse me) – jiya maine tumey dress select karne ke liye kaha tha na ki unke price puchne ke liye
Meri avaj sun ke usne meri tarf dekh fir jab usne dekha ki main gusse me hun to usne apni gardan niche kar li aur
J – vo main vo
Me – keya vo vo (pyaar se uske sar par hath feyrte huye) pagal keya tum ye samjti ho ki tumahra bhai tumhari pasand ki huyi dresses bi tumey nahi dila sakta
Meri baat sun ke uski ankho me ansu aa gaye aur vo mere galey lag gayi
J – sorry bhaiya
Me – tum dono ko main siraf behan kehta hi nahi manta bi hun, tumahri khushi ke liye main sarey mall ke kapde tumahre kadmo me rakh dun ye to kuch bi nahi
J(apni ankhe saff karte huye) – fir ab dekho main keyse apki pocket khali karvati hun
Me(haste huye) – ye huyi na baat
Fir maine pari ki tarf dekha jiska ankho me bi anshu aa gaye thay jiya ki vaja se(bacho ka to apko pata hi hai ki jab vo kisi apne ko rotey dekhte hai to vo vi roney lagte hai)
Me(uske anshu saaf karte huye) – meri pari ki ankho me anshu kyon aye
P(mashumiyat se) – didi loo rahi thi na es liye
Me – pari ap to strong girl ho eyse rotey thoda hai chalo ab has ke dikhayo fir main apko ice-cream khilayu ga
Ice-cream ka name sunte hi vo sab kuch bhul khil khala ke has padi to main uski gaal ko chumte huye
Me(khud se) – kitni masuam hai ye
Vahi jiya ne tabtak apni dress select kar li thi, ab ap kaho gaye ki koyi ladki itni jaldi dresses select kar sakti to usne pehle jo dress dekhi thi vo usey pasand to thi par price ki vaja se koyi dress select nahi ki thi, jiya dress select karne ke baad maine uski select ki huyi dress aur sath me apne hath me pakdi pari ki dress usey di aur
Me – jiya pari ko sath le ja ke ye dono dress pehan ke ayo
Meri baat sun ke usne kuch nahi bola aur dress aur pari ko sath le trail room me chali gayi, kuch der baad jab vo vapis ayi to dono nayi dress me bohat sundar dikh rahi thi, dono ke cehro par ik alag hi khushi thi, pari to bhagti huyi mere pass ayi aur ghum ghum ke mujey apni dress dikhate huye boli
P – bhaiya main teysi lad rahi hun
Usey apni goud main uthne ke baad uski gal chumte huye
Me – meri pari to bohat hi pyari lag rahi hai
Meri baat sun ke vo khilkhala ke has padi, pari ke cehre pari khushi ko dekh harbar dil ko ik alag hi sukan milta tha, abi main agge kuch bolta mera phone ring huya to jab maine caller ka name dekha to main jiya se bola
Me – jiya tum apne liye aur tumey jo kuch chahiyea le lo aur sath main aunty(kusam) ke liye bi kapde le leyna aur sath me pari ka dheyan rakhna main abi ayea
J – thik hai bhaiya
Me(pari se) – beta apni didi ke sath rehan
P – thit hai bhaiya
Me(SG se) – in dono ka dheyan rakhna main call attend karke ayea, is baat ka khaas dheyan rakhna ki iney koyi taklif na ho kyoki ye dono meri jaan hai
SG – ap befikar ho ke jayea sir ham inka dheyan rakhey gaye
Fir main pari ko jiya ke pass chhod ke shop se bahar ayea fir eysi jagha par ja kar back call ki jaha meri baat koyi sun na sakey kyoki call mohan uncle ki thi, call pick honey ke baad
Me – namaste uncle keyse ho ap
M – namaste beta main aacha hun tum batayo tum aur sonam keyse ho
Me – ham dono hi aache hai uncle
M – accha adi beta maine tumey mission ki sari detail send kar di hai jo mujey pata thi aur sath me tumahri team ko tumhari team ko tumahre pass bhej raha hun tum apne hisab se jab mission par nikalna ho nikal jana
Me – vo thik hai uncle par apko meri team ko yaha bhejne ki abi jarort nahi hai main uney khud location bata dun ga jaha vo mujse miley gaye
M – thik hai jeysi tumahri marji
Fir unone kuch der aur mujey mission ke bare me kuch inner detail batayi, kuch der aur usne discuss karne ke baad jab main call cut karne ke baad vapis palta to ik ladka samne se mere pass ayea aur
Lakda – bhai ap jaldi se shop par jayea apki sister ko koyi tang kar raha hai
Ladke ki baat sun ke main shop ki tarf bhaga
Vahi adi ko bhagta dekh us ladke ke honto par ik sheytani smile aa gayi thi.
Main jab bhagta huya shop ke pass poncha to mera dheyan pari aur jiya par gayea jo shop ke bahar hi khadi thi, pari ki gaal par anshu ke nisan thay vahi jiya bi kuch paresan lag rahi to main jaldi se unke pass gayea mujey apne ata dekh pari aur jiya bhaag ke mere pass ayi aur mere galey lag gayi to maine pari ko goud me utha liya aur jiya ke sar pe hath feyrne laga fir
Me – keya huya jiya pari ki ankhu me anshu kyon aye
Par vo kuch boli nahi to main un dono ke pass kahde tisare shakas ke tarf dekha
Me – preet keya huya tha yaha
(Tisara shakas aur koyi nahi phuljhadi thi)
P – mujey jada to nahi pata main yaha shopping karne ayi thi tab maine dekha ik ladke ne jiya ka hath pakda huya tha jis vaja se pari roney lagi to mujse pari ka rona dekha nahi gayea to main inke pass ayi aur ladke ko dara dhamka ke yaha se bhaga diya
Uski baat sun ke maine jiya se fir pucha jo ap normal ho gayi thi
J – bhaiya main shopping complete karne ke baad jab pari ke sath bhara ki tarf apko dekhne ayi to pata nahi kaha se 1 ladka mere samne aa ke khada ho gayea aur bola
Ladka – apne adi bhaiya se kehna ki jo uske pass hai uska use har ik par karna suru kar de nahi to ik jhatka usey pehle laga tha apni chizo ka proper use na karne se usey jhatke agge bi lag sakte hai
J – Uski baat sun ke pata nahi kyon mujey gussa aa gayea aur mera hath uth gayea par usne mera hath pakad liya jis vaja se pari dar gayi abi vo kuch aur kehta ya karta tabtak preet di vaha aa gayi aur uno ne usey bhaga diya
Jiya ki baat sun ke main soch me pad gayea ki ye keysa msg hai
Me(khud se) – jhatka to ajtak mujey siraf nelam ki vaja se laga tha par usey keyse pata keya vo mujey janta hai, jo mere pass hai uska proper use iska matlab to yahi nikalta hai ki mere pass jo powers hai uska proper use kyoki iske elava mere pass aur kuch eysa special to hai, keya usey meri powers ke bare me bi pata hai, par keyse kon tha vo
Apne ap se saval javab karne ke baad main
Me – jiya tum keya us ladke ko janti ho
J – nahi bhaiya maine to usey aj pehli baar dekha tha
Me – yaad karo usne aur kuch hai
J – han bhaiya usne apna name bi bataya tha aur kuch kaha bi tha jab usne mera hath pakda tha
Keya kaha tha
J – yahi ki apne bhai se kehna ki mujey apna dusman na samjey S
TO BE CONTINUE...