UPDATE 9
ghumte ghumte main mele me ponch gayea to maine socha yaha aa hi gayea hun to bhagwan ke darshan kar leyta hun
Me – ye keya ho raha hai pehle to kabi eysa nai huya
Baba – keya huya beta
AB AAGEEE
Let’s see what happen
Jeyse hi main bagwan ke darshan karne ke liye mandir ke pass poncha aur jeyse hi maine mandir me kadam rakhne ke liye apna pair agee badayea to mera pair hawa me hi ruk gayea, maine dubara kosis ki tab bi vahi huya, maine bohat baar andar janey ki kosis ki par main andar nahi ja payea to main khud se bola
Me – ye keya ho raha hai mere sath pehle to kabi eyse nahi huya, pehle bi to main kitni dafa mandir ayea hun aj tak to kabi eysa nahi huya
(Sandy – jab adi mandir me darshan karne aye to vaha koyi nahi tha, kyoki mele ke pehle din jada bhid nahi hoti hai dusare din se mele me ronak lagni suru hoti hai)
Abi main khud se saval kar raha tha ki mere kano me ik avaj padi
Avaj – keya huya beta
Avaj sun kar jeyse hi main pichey ki tarf palat to vaha ik sadu baba khade huye thay
(Sandy – ye sadu baba vo nahi hai jino ne mukesh ko sarp diya tha)
Jab maine unki tarf to mujey uney dekh kar apna pan laga, jeyse main uney janta hun, abi main uney dekh hi raha tha ki vo fir bole
Baba – keya huya beta tum kuch pareshan lag rahey ho
Me – g baba vo main mandir ke andar nahi ja pa raha hun, pehle to mere sath kabi eysa kuch nahi huya
Meri baat sun kar vo muskurate huye boley
Baba – beta abi to tumhare sath bohat kuch honey vala hai ye to bs survat hai
(Sandy – baba ko keyse pata chala adi ke sath kuch honey vala hai maine to abi tak kisi ko batayea bi nahi, baba kahi koyi jadugar to nahi)
Me – ap keya kehna chahte ho baba kya honey vala hai mere sath
Baba – beta vo to tumey pata chala hi jaye ga, bs tumhare sath jo kuch bi ho tum kabi dukhi mat hona hamsha khush rehna, dukh to atey jatey rahe gaye bs tum koyi galat fensala mat leyna, soch samj kar karna agee tum jo bi karu gaye
Unki batey mere sar ke uper se ja rahi thi, jab main kuch bolne vala tha to uney ne mere sar par hath rakha aur fir boley
Baba – in bata ko chhodo pehle ja kar darshan kar lo
Me – par baba main to andar ja hi nahi pa raha hun
Baba – pehle ik bar kosis kar kar dekho
Unki baat sun kar maine fir palat kar jeyse hi kadam agee badayea to main bina kisi pareshani se mandir ke andar kadam rakh payea, jis ki vaja se main hairan ho gayea to jeyse ke andar janey ke baad palat kar pichey dekha to vaha koyi nahi tha, meri hairani aur bad gayi kyoki chand seconds me hi sab kuch huya tha, jeyse hi mandir ke bahar aa kar maine baba ko dundne ke liye aas pass najar durdayi to mujey baba kahi najar nahi ayea par mujey sidiya chhadte huye pujaru g dikhaye diye to jab bo mere pass aye to maine unse pucha
Me – pujari g apne abi niche kisi sadu baba ko dekha hai
Pujari – nahi beta niche to mere elava koyi bi nahi tha
Unki baat sun kar to main aur bi confuse ho gayea, ki abi abi keya huya tha keya vo sab sach tha ja mere veham, agar sach tha to sadu baba itni jaldi kaha gayib ho gaye, mujey sochta dekh pujari g boley
Pujari – beta sab thik hai
Me – g pujari g
Fir maine bhagwan ke darshan kiya aur ghar ki tarf chal padey, raste me bi mere dimag me yahi sab chal raha tha aur maim kisi najizey par bi nahi ponch pa raha tha to maine dimag ko jhatka diya aur sochna band kiya, jo chiz samj hi nahi aa rahi uske bare me kyon soch soch kar dimag kharab karna, fir main sabkuch side rakh kar ghar me aa gayea
Vahi dusari tarf ik aurat kamre me bethi huyi thi tabi vaha ik aadmi ata hai jisey dekh aurat bolti hai
Aurat – to mil aye Adyant se
Aadmi(sadu baba ban kar aye tha jo adi ke pass mandir me)
Aadmi – main jana to nahi chahta tha par khud ko rok nahi payea
Aurat – apne mere bare me to socha hi nahi main bi to us se milna chahti thi
Aadmi – main samj sakta hun par tumey pata hai na ham us se abi nahi mil saktey, main bi kisi vaja se uske pass gayea tha
Aurat(sad) – kab vo din aye ga jab main us ss mil payu ga
Aadmi – vo to abi pata nahi par agar agli agar kisi vaja se mujey uske pass jana padey to tum meri jagha chali jana
Aurat(khush) – ye thik rahe ga
Fir aadmi kisi ko avaj deyta hai hai
Aadmi – neal yaha ayo
Tabi vaha ik ladka ata to
Neal – g ____ apne mujey bulaeya
Aadmi – tumey ab harvak adyant ke pass rehna hoga, mujey pata hai tum invisible ho kar kabi kabi uske pass jatey ho par ab tumey uske pass har vakt rehna hoga
(Sandy – to ye hai usdin vala invisible shakhas jisne adi ko usne kamre me ponchayea tha)
Neal – g ____ jeysi apki agayea
Aadmi – mujey pata chala hai ki kuch aadmi uske ass pass aney valey hai jo ki kisi equipment ki madad de uske andar ki heat ko bahar nikalna chahte hai to tum thoda savdan rehna
Neal – ____ eysa nahi hoga kyoki maine uske andar ki heat ko uski body ke andar ik kavaj me band kar diya hai aur vo kavj tab hi khuley ga jab vo 18 varsh ko ho jaye ga
Aadmi – ye tumne bohat aacha kiya ab adyant kisi ki ankho me nahi aye ga, ab tum uske pass poncho aur uspar najar rakho, chahe kuch bi ho jaye uspar koyi anch nahi aney chahiyea
Neal – ____ main apni jaan de dun ga par _____ par anch nahi aney dunga
Aadmi – hamey tumse yahi umid hai ki tum hamey nirash nahi karo gaye
Back to adi
Jeyae hi main ghar me entry huya to mujey hall me sabi female(mom chachi bua etc etc) bethi dikhi, mujey dekh mom boli
Mom – beta kaha ghum kar aa raha hai
Me – mom ghar me bor ho raha tha to thoda mele me ghumne chala gayea tha
Radha bua – abi kuch der pehle hi to gayea tha itni jaldi ghum bi ayea
Me – vo bua abi jada shop lagi bi nahi huyi to main bhagwan ke darshan kar ke vapis aa gayea
Shanti(shrarti muskan) – bhagwan ke darshan karne gayea tha ya kisi aur ke
Me(sharmate huye) – keya bua ap bi
Choti mami – haye dekho keyse sharma raha hai
Agee koyi kuch bolta is se pehle me apne kamre me bhag gayea kyoki mujey pata tha ab meri khichayi honey vali hai, abi mujey kuch der hi huyi thi kamre aye huye ki ruchi bhagti huyi mere kamre me ayi aur kar mere bed ke niche chup gayi, abi main kuch samjta ki taniya aur rupali di mere kamre me enter huyi
Dono – bhai tune ruchi ko dekha hai
Mujey kuch to samj aa hi gayea tha ki ruchi paka koyi na koyi shaytani kar kar ayi hai, aur dono didiya usey dantne ayi hai, ab main apni jaan ko keyse dant padva sakta tha
Me – nahi didi yaha to nahi ayi, vasey keya huya didi
Taniya – bhai aj tun bich me mata ana aj to main teri sona ko chhodne vali nahi
(Sandy – adi ruchi ko sona bulata hai)
Me – aacha par batayo to sahi huya keya
Taniya – bhai abi ham kal hi nayi makeup kit le kar ati thi aur teri sona ne sari kharab kar di
Kuch der baad dobo bahar chali gayi to maine ja kar door band kiya aur ruchi ko bola
Me – sona bahar aja dono didyea gayi
Meri baat sun kar ruchi bahar nikli aur hasti huyi meri god me bethi gayi to main uske gaal khichte bola
Me – sona tun eysa kyon kiya
Ruchi – bhaiya vo maine didi se unki kit mangi thi dekhne ke liye oar uno ne mujey dekhne se mana kar diya fir mujey gussa aa gayea to maine unki kit kharab kar di
Me – sona ab keya kare gi tun
Ruchi – bhaiya vo main didi ko sorry bol dungi par mujey lagta hai mujey didi mare gi
Me – eyse keyse koyi meri sona ko hath lagyea ga, chal ham kuch karte hai
Kuch samey baad maine sona ko god me uthayea aur soniya di ke kamre ke tarf chal pada jaha baki didiyeo bi bethi huyi thi jo me check kar kar ayea tha, room ke tarf chalte huye me bola
Me – sona tun kuch nahi boley gi bs tuney roney ki acting karni
Ruchi – ok bhaiya
Fir main gusse se soniya di ke room me enter huya to sabi behna ko dheyan meri tarf gayea aur mujey gusse me aur sona ko rota huya dekh sabi hairan ho gayi to andar aney ke baad soniya di bola
Soniya(tension me) – keya huya bhai tun gusse me kyon hai aur ruchi ro kyon rahi hai
Me(gusse me) – gussa na hoyu to keya karu apme se kisi ne sona ko danta hai jis vaja se meri sona roo rahi
Aaditi(tension) – bhai ham me se kisi ne ruchi ko nahi danta, ham bhala usey kyon dantey gi
Me – to keya meri sona mujse jhuth boley gi
Me – taniya aur rupali di kuch samey pehle ap ruchi ko dundte huye mere kamre me ayi thi, kahi ap dono me se kisi ne to nahi, ap dono us vakt thi bi gusse me
Dono(dar kar) – nahi nahi bhai hamne nahi dhanta vo to us vakt ham majak kar rahi thi, ruchi to hamari choti si pyaari si behan hai ham usey kyon dhantey gi
Me – agar eysi baat hai to ap dono dar kyon rahi hai, agar ap dono ne sona ko dhanta hai to
Dono(roney jeyse shakal) – nahi nahi bhai ham sach keh rahi hai
Dono didiyo ki halat dekh kar aachanak ruchi hasne lagi usko haste dekh main bi has pada, hamey dekh baki behno ko to kuch samj nahi ayea, to main hasta huya ruchi ko bola
Me – keya sona tun hasi kyon thodi der control nahi kar sakti thi
Meri baat sun kar meri baki behno ko sara majra samj aa gayea ki ye sab mera plan tha ruchi ko dhant na padvane ka, jab maine taniya aur rupali di ki tarf dekha to unki ankho me anshu thay aur mujey apni tarf dekhta huye pa kar uno ne apna muh ghuma liye to main ruchi ko niche utar aur dono ke pass ja kar bethte huye bolo
Me – sorry di mujey maff kardo
Dono(subakte huye) – ja bhai jaha se hame tumse koyi baat nahi karni
Me – sorry di pls ap royiea mat main dubara eysa nahi karu ga pls chup ho jayea
Fir maine dono ko ghuma kar apne gale se laga liyea to dono meri pith par marte huye boli
Dono – bhai tun bohat ganda hai ham tujey maff nahi karey gi
Me – aacha maff na karna par pls ap rona band karo nahi to main bi ro dunga
Fir maine dono ki ankho se anshu saff kiya aur unke mathey par ik ik kiss ki tab ja kar vo dono shant huyi, jab maine dono se alag huya to meri baki behne meri tarf aney lagi
Behne – tuney dono ko to rulayea sath me hamko me tension me daal diya tha ruk tujey aj sabi sabak shikati hai
Is se pehle ko vo mere pass ati ruchi mere samne aa kar khadi ho gayi aur apni kamar par hath rakh kar boli
Ruchi – koyi mere bhaiya ko kuch nahi kahe ga aur agar ap me se kisi ne mere bhaiya ko hath lageya to main ap sabse katti kar lun gi
Behne – to kar le fir
Ruchi – agar maine katti ki to bhaiya bi ap sabse katti kar le gaye
Ruchi ki bolne ke baad meri god me aa kar beth gayi fir sabi behne uske pass gayi aur boli
Behne – badi ayi bhaiya ki chumchi
Itne bolne ke baad sabi se ruchi ko meri god me se utha liya aur usko chumne lagi, jab sabi ne usko chuma to vo mere pass ayi aur meri T-shirt se muh saaf karte huye boli
Ruchi – dekha na bhaiya sabne mujey ganda kar diya
Behne – tujey ganda kar diya ruk tujey abi batati hain
Fir kuch der ham sab eyse hi masti karte rahey
(Sandy – jab ye sab chal raha tha tab nelam apne room me thi)
Fir eyse hi masti karte huye 10 din keyse beet gaye pata hi nahi chala, hamne mele me khuab enjoy kiya, in 10 dino me maine nelam se milne ki kosis nahi ki bs msg through hi us se baat kar leyta tha kyoki main koyi risk nahi leyna chahta tha, 10 din baad aj ham sab ghar ja rahey hain.
(Sandy – mele me itna kuch tha nahi likhne ke liye kyoki abi sabi ki age kam hai to agar kuch adultery add karta to vo aacha nahi lagna tha, adi se sadu baba ki mulakat karvani thi bs isi liye usey mele me le kar ayea tha, aur thoda bhai behno ka pyaar bi dikhana tha)
Eyse ki kuch din gujar jatey hai, aj main bohat khush tha kyoki aj mere bday tha, aur sham ko party rakhi gayi thi jsime sabi family member aur mere cladsmates bi aney valey thay
(Sandy – ho le jitna khush hona hai, mera behja huya tufan bi tere tak ponchne vala hai hahahaha)
TO BE CONTINUE...
