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Mast update h bhaiUpdate No 8
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Aj pura ak week ho gya tha ghar wapis aya dad ka behaviour to meri samjh sa hi bhar tha itna pyar kuch to gar bar ha wrna pehla to mujha puchta tak nhi tha Rahul to ab bhi wasa ka wasa hi tha haan vanshika kuch changed lag rhi thi mujha kal collage bhi jana tha dad na zara si jab dehli kar ka admission karva diya tha raat ko jab 12 am ko neend main hota tha to us waqt main ghar ka samna wala park main sword ya martial arts practice kar rha hota tha pehla to socha din main karliya kar ak din gya bhi tha park main sala martial arts ka ak do move ki practice hi ki thi ka sari public mujha asa dekhna lagi jasa main koi ajuba hu dekha bhi kyu na main jis ki practice kar rha tha wo tha bhi old martial arts jo shyad duniya sa bhi mit chuka ho or upar sa itna hard well raat ko 4 hours training ki or so gya subha mom na uthya kyu ka aj collage jana tha main jaldi sa utha ready hua or nicha agya sab mujha hi dekhna lga or main man me......bc kya ha ya jab dekho ghurna lag jata hain sab ya shock kya gandmasti bna rkhi ha sab na
mom........beta bhut handsome lag rha tu kisi ki nzar na lga mera phool sa bacha ko
mom ko ab kon btay un ka phool sa bacha kya sa kya ban gya ha chaliya choriya ya sab pyar mohabbat ki battien
Dad...beta tum sach main bohat smart lag rha ho
Main....Thanks dad Thanks mom
Us ka bd mana sab ka sath breakfast kya jab sab free ho gya to
Dad....beta aj tum Rahul ka sath chla jao kal tumha ak achi si bike la du ga
Mana Rahul ki taraf dekha to mujha foran pata chal gya ya mujha la gana sa inkar karna wala ha is sa pehla wo kuch bolta
Main......no dad aj main paidl hi chla jau ja mujha Rahul ka sath nhi jana
Rahul ki to jal gyi aj dosri baar thi kab mana us ka satha ana sa inkar kiya tha us ko ya apni insult feel ho rhi thi wasa honi bhi chahiya ya sab jan bujh kar hi to kar rha tha main
Dad.......pr beta collage to kafi dur ha na to phir kas..
Dad ki baat khtam hona sa pehla hi
Main......no means no......man me.......jitna bhi dur kyu na ho us iland ka ak chakker jitna to nhi ho ga na jha us chutiya javmck na bhgga bhgga kar meri gaand mari thi sala
mera asa behaviour sa sab kafi heran tha ka ya mera atitude achanak sa itna change kasa ho gya main bhi chal diya chup kar ka collage ki taraf itna bhi dur nhi tha collage main 15 minute main pohnch gya kya collage tha ba itna khobsurat or parking main to bhains ki ponch ak sa br kar ak branded or costly car khari thi well main bhi yhi soch rha tha ka picha sa kisi na maari ak zor ki kick mujha to kick kuch feel hi nhi hui pr thora sa aga zarror ho gya main main hussa main picha palta
Main......bc kon ha ba lorrrrrrrrra
meri baat karta karta bolti hi bnd ho gi samna Rishab intha ka gussa main khra tha
Main......Rishab kasa yaar kitna badl gya ha ba tu or koi asa marta ha kya apna dost ko
Rishab ......chup chup cupp sala loramon kutta kamina sala gadha chutiya akal ka dushman kha mar gya tha tu sala pata ha sala meri kya halat thi raat ko thik sa so nhi pata tha ka meri wjha sa tu gyab hua na main tujha wha la kr jata or na ya sab hota kal mujha rasta main rahul mila or us na btaya ka to ghar wapis lot aya ha lekin to ak baar bhi mujh sa milna nhi aya ak baar bhi nhi chla ja chla ja yha sa mera koi dost nhi ha ja yha sa or ya sab bol kar wo khud rona lga main aga brha or usa gala sa lga liya
Main....gussa mat ho bhai teri koi galti nhi ha is main jo kismat main hota ha whi milta ha is ka liya koi simadar nhi hota or rhi baat tujha milna ki to main tera purana ghar gya tha lekin pata chla to shift ho gya ha to wapis lot gya kafi dar canteen main baith kar us mnana ka bd jab wo mana to
Rishab.....phela to ya bta tu tha kha itna waqt or sala ya pahaar jasi body kasi bnai tu na or height to mujh sa bhi zyda ho gi ha teri phela to tujha pehchan hi nhi pya kafi daar lagi tujha pehchana main
main....ya sab chor tuna bhi isi collage main admission liya ya sab sa zyda khushi ki baat ha wasa tuna kya chosse kya ha science ya arts
Rishab...apan na to arts liya ha bhai science ham jasa logo ka liya nhi bni or tuna
main...haa ba mana bhi arts hi rkha ha yaar aj to jo gya party isi khushi main
Rishab.....bilkul ja la kar a samosha coll drink or kuch mitha bhi lata iyo
Main.....abe sala tu party da ga mujh pa bill kyu phar rha ha ja la kar ba
Rishab.......main nhi da rha wapis to lot kar aya ha to party bhi tu hi da na main kyu du ba
Main......hat hat sala kangus makhi chus bhaag yha sa
Rishab .......tu bhaag ba sala jhandu or haan main kangus hu tu to khi ka raja ha na ja la kar ana phir
Main....chal chor rhna deta hain phir kabhi kar lain ga party
Rushab......agya na line pa sala
Main......bs ab zyda lorapanti na kar mera sath wasa is collage main ragging wgara to nhi hoti na
Rishab.....abe collagr or ragging na ho freshers ki ya ho kasa sakta ha ba chal isa pehla koi handu ragging lana aya nikla lata hain apan log
Main....idea bura nhi ha ya bhi chal
wasa to mujha koi dar nhi tha lekin jack mamu na bola tha kisi ki nzar main nhi ana ka lekin apni photti kismat ham nikal hi rha tha ka ak ganduo ka group agya or jas hi nzar ham pa pari wo bola ajao gaand dana phir kya thachal diyaham bhi un ki ya tarf aj tak mana larkiyo ko gandi nzar sa nhi dekha tha mager ajj in seniour boys ka sth jo 3 larkiya thi maa ki aankh mera ander vasna bhar rhi thi
Jagdish urf jaggu.......ha ba new admisson ha kya
kapro sa hi sab sala ammir baap ki najaiz auladain lag rha tha
main..ji bhai bilkul new
Jaggu nam kya ha ba tum dono ka
Rishab .....ji mera naam Rishab
jaggu or tera naam kya ha ba low bujjet ka hero
main.....Karan ujla
jaggu.....kya bola ba
main....mera matlb ha bhai karan sharma
jaggu .....zyda hero na ban nhi to teri
mera gussa phir sa jag gya sala ya sab in kalli shaktiyo ki wjha sa tha bina baat ka gussa atitude or bhi bhut kuch
main.....nhi to nhi to kya bol bol na ba
rishab mujha ghur kar dekhna lga ka isa achank kya ho gya mujha bhi jaldi hi apni galti ka ahsas ho ga ka jack na bola tha gussa kabu main rakhna warna isa mera apno ko hi nukssan ho ga jaggu ka gussa bhi bharak gya tha is sa phela wo kuch bolta us sa phela hi main bol pra
Main...nhi to nhi to tu janta ha na rishab wo kya kar sakta hain tu janta ha na wo kya cheez hain sir ki body dekh ham to in ka samna macher hain....man me .....is sala ki to isa to main ak phonk mar kar mar du is chutiya ko or ya ya body ha .........or in ko dekh kar to lagta lagta ha ya collage in ka apna ha dekh sir ka handsome face......man me ......as lagta ha kisi hathi na bra sa kadu pr paon rakh diya ho.......in ko chal to dekh jasa shair jasi.....man me .....sala lrkiyo ki tarha Gand hila hila kar chal rha ha sala gadha.....or tu tu in ka samna sina tan kar khra ha ba chal chal sar jukha sar la samna izzat sa baat kar sira sa samjha kya
Rishab bechara mu phara mujha dekh rha tha ka ya kya baka ja rha hu main udhar jaggu jhandu sala apni tarif sun kar phoola nhi sma rha tha
jaggu khush hota hua......ya larka mujha kafi samjhdar lagta ha isa asli hira ki prkh ha jana do inha koi bhi ham main sa in ki ragging nhi la ga
Karan......makkhan lgata hua...... mujha to phela hi pata tha ap ka to dil bhi gold ka ha sar kya sakhi insan hain ap waaah waaah main to fan ho liya ap ka par sirham kisi na tang kiya to ham kya krain ga phir
massom shakl bnata hu main na ya kha
Jaggu....in dono massom bacho ko koi rang nhi kara ga warna gand mar du ga sab ki smjha
Sab.....ji
Shyad jaggu in sab ka leader tha is loya sab chup tha
Main...to ham jain sir class ka liya late ho rha
jaggu....haan haam zarror kuch bhi problem ho sidha mera pass ana bhulna mat tumhara jaggu bhai abhi zinda ha
Ham jab wha sa nikal kar class ki taraf pohncha to ham dono sa hansi control nhi hui ham dono pat pakar kar hansna laga main to hansta hansta nicha gir gya or Rishab sa to hansi bardasht hi nhi ho rhi thi wo dewaar pr mukka marata hua bola
Rishab.....kya kya chutiya bnaya tuna usa hahahahahahah sala handsome face shair ki chaal hahahahaahaahah jd ha yaaar hahahahahah
Main....hahahaha kam to ho gya na apna chal ab class ka liya late ho rha ha clasa main aj sab ka introduction hi hota rha aj sara din kisi na ragging to dur dekha bhi nhi hamin shyad jaggu chutiya ki achi khassi pehchan jab collage sa chutti hoyi to chal diya ham bhi Rishab na bohat bola tujhamain chor ata hu lekin mana bhi bol diya ka paidal chla jau ga bohat manana ka bd wo gya main aj kafi dino bd aj khush tha jab ghar jana wali road pr tha jo is waqt kuch zyda hi sunsan tha achank 6 7 gadiya a kar ruki mera samna kuch dori par or us main sa log bahir ana lga jo ka sb professional gunda lag rha tha bilkul south indian filmo wala wo sab bahir nikal kr meri tarf dekhna lga hatho main kisi ka bat yha kisi ka hockey or wo south indian film main jo sword type kuch hota hain wo in sab ko dekh kar mujha kuch hd tak yakeen ho gya tha ka ya meri gaand marna ki firakh main ja pr bechara nhi janta tha ka un ka pala kis sa pra ha
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