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Mast update h bhaiupdate no ...9
main kafi buri tarha sa gira tha lekin mujha koi khass chot nhi lagi Rishab or kuch or students meri taraf bhaga main bhi kuch sambhl chuka tha is liya sidha khra hua
main.....man me......kya gandi kismat ha apni har koi meri bjana chahta ha bc har koi mujha hi tohkta phir rha ha aj is ki chachi chod du ga mc halwa ha kya jo hr koi thok da ga ya sab sochta hua main khra hua or
Main......abe andha ha kyaa dikhai nhi data
itna main ak khooburat . si larki bahir nikli sach main bhut beautiful larki thi ak bar to main bhi kho gya
larki......... sorry sorry sorrry sir ap ko lagi to nhi na wo actually mujh sa car zara out of control ho gyi i m sorry sir ap khi chot nhi ai na
Main.....nhi nhi its ok main thik hu zyda nhi lagi mujha ap ko car zara aaram sa drive karni chahiya aj ap kisi ki jaan bhi la sakti thi
meri baat sun kar us larki na apna sar nicha kar liya mana bhi baat ko zyda nhi brhaya pehla to socha tha koi larka ho ga nikalta hi sala ki gaand mar lu ga but ya to larki ha upr sa maffi bhi mang li to choro kya bhasad machani ha faltu main
Main bhi Is ka bd kuch na bola or kapra saaf karta hua chal diya Rishab ka sath canteen ki taraf
Rishab......waah bhai to bhut samjhdar ho gya ha ba ab to tu kafi alag lagta ha mujha pehla sa
Main.....waqt ka sath sab bdal jata ha mera dost main to bs ak simple sa insan hu
Rishab....chl ab zyda dialouge bazzi na kar or wo dekh corner wala table pr kafi haryali ha apni o kismat hi phutti ha ba koi milti hi nhi
main.....abe sharam kar sala haryali dekhta dekhta andha na ho jaiyo
Rishab.....chup ba kalli zuban tera ko kya tu to aaram sa larki pata la ga sala mc asi body bna rakhi ha jasa koi wrestler ho lekin meri tarf dekh apan ko to dekh kar hi guzara krna ka ha ba manhoos
main....acha acha zyda bakchodi na kar
us ka bd ham logo na classes attend ki free lecture main apn log canteen main hi baitha tha ka wo subha walli larki jis na car thokki thi wo ka hamara pass baith gyi
Larki......Subha ka liya phir sa sorry sir plz mujha maaf krdain
main.....its ok u don't need to say sorry mana ap ko subha hi maaf kardiya tha
Larki......kya ham dost ban sakta hain
main....of course kyu nhi
larki......By the way my name is Mishal singh Thakur
us ka naam sun kar Pata nhi kyu Rishab ki aankhain bari ho gi
Rishab......Kya ap ka dad ka naam Vishal singh thakur ha
Mishal.....ji bilkul
main...to kasa janta ha in ka dad ko
Rishab.....ara un ko kon nhi janta ha yaar wo bhut bra buisnessman hain un ka naam to india ki jani mani hastiyo main ata ha lekin wo to dusri city main hota hain na or ap yha
mishal.....wo actually main yha prhna ka liya is city main ai hu mujha ya collage bhut psand ha us ki ak wjha meri friends bhi hain jo yha rehti hain is city main or is collage main hi prhti hain wasa apna naam nhi btaya apna
Rishab.....ooioh haan my name is Rishab sharma or ya ha mera bachpan ka dost karan
Mishal......nice to meet u karan and Rishab acha main ab chlti hu meri friends wait kar rhi hain
ya bol kar wo ak dosra table pr ja kr apna friends ka sath baithu gyi or asa hi collage time bhi khtam ho gya jab ham parking sa nikal tha yha to ham na mishal ko jata hua dekha wo ak yellow colour ki lamborgini main ja rhi thi or spn log muu khola usa dekh rha yha subha to itna dhyan nhi diya is pr par ab lagta ha rishab shi bhoonk rha tha is ka baap sach main koi raees ho ga aj main bhi mom ko bol kara aya tha ka rishab ka sath jana ha late ho gya gi pr asal main mujha un gundo ka adda pa jana tha is liya rishab ko by bol kar chl dya main bhi un ganduo ka kotha pr main jab wha pohncha to ak tuta photta sa ghar tha jisa in lorouo na apna adda bna rakha tha main jb ander gya to sab na mujha slam kiya ak baar to pehchan main hi nhi aya kafi acha dikh rha tha sala cleean shave upr sa acha kapra
main.....bhencho ya adda ha tum logo ka laant ha ba tum sab pr sala paapi log
gunda.....bhai jo bhi incone hoti ha mushkil sa ghar chlta ha kha sa adda bnay ga apn log
main.....aj sa tum sab ki kismat bdla gi tum sab ki kismat main likhu ga us sa pehla mujha btao apn ko matna kis na bajha tha tum loru log ko
gunda.....bhai ....bhai woooo woo
bhut khtrnak ha choro na usa ham koi ooo
us ki baat khtam hona sa pehla .......chup ba gandu jitna pucha utna bol bs wrna yhi gar du ga
meri baat sun kar wo bhut ghabra gya or bola
gunda 1.....bhai wo ham Rana kuldip singh ka ak admmi na ap ko marna ki supari di thi
main......kon ha ya kuldip singh................
Nice update broupdate no ...9
main kafi buri tarha sa gira tha lekin mujha koi khass chot nhi lagi Rishab or kuch or students meri taraf bhaga main bhi kuch sambhl chuka tha is liya sidha khra hua
main.....man me......kya gandi kismat ha apni har koi meri bjana chahta ha bc har koi mujha hi tohkta phir rha ha aj is ki chachi chod du ga mc halwa ha kya jo hr koi thok da ga ya sab sochta hua main khra hua or
Main......abe andha ha kyaa dikhai nhi data
itna main ak khooburat . si larki bahir nikli sach main bhut beautiful larki thi ak bar to main bhi kho gya
larki......... sorry sorry sorrry sir ap ko lagi to nhi na wo actually mujh sa car zara out of control ho gyi i m sorry sir ap khi chot nhi ai na
Main.....nhi nhi its ok main thik hu zyda nhi lagi mujha ap ko car zara aaram sa drive karni chahiya aj ap kisi ki jaan bhi la sakti thi
meri baat sun kar us larki na apna sar nicha kar liya mana bhi baat ko zyda nhi brhaya pehla to socha tha koi larka ho ga nikalta hi sala ki gaand mar lu ga but ya to larki ha upr sa maffi bhi mang li to choro kya bhasad machani ha faltu main
Main bhi Is ka bd kuch na bola or kapra saaf karta hua chal diya Rishab ka sath canteen ki taraf
Rishab......waah bhai to bhut samjhdar ho gya ha ba ab to tu kafi alag lagta ha mujha pehla sa
Main.....waqt ka sath sab bdal jata ha mera dost main to bs ak simple sa insan hu
Rishab....chl ab zyda dialouge bazzi na kar or wo dekh corner wala table pr kafi haryali ha apni o kismat hi phutti ha ba koi milti hi nhi
main.....abe sharam kar sala haryali dekhta dekhta andha na ho jaiyo
Rishab.....chup ba kalli zuban tera ko kya tu to aaram sa larki pata la ga sala mc asi body bna rakhi ha jasa koi wrestler ho lekin meri tarf dekh apan ko to dekh kar hi guzara krna ka ha ba manhoos
main....acha acha zyda bakchodi na kar
us ka bd ham logo na classes attend ki free lecture main apn log canteen main hi baitha tha ka wo subha walli larki jis na car thokki thi wo ka hamara pass baith gyi
Larki......Subha ka liya phir sa sorry sir plz mujha maaf krdain
main.....its ok u don't need to say sorry mana ap ko subha hi maaf kardiya tha
Larki......kya ham dost ban sakta hain
main....of course kyu nhi
larki......By the way my name is Mishal singh Thakur
us ka naam sun kar Pata nhi kyu Rishab ki aankhain bari ho gi
Rishab......Kya ap ka dad ka naam Vishal singh thakur ha
Mishal.....ji bilkul
main...to kasa janta ha in ka dad ko
Rishab.....ara un ko kon nhi janta ha yaar wo bhut bra buisnessman hain un ka naam to india ki jani mani hastiyo main ata ha lekin wo to dusri city main hota hain na or ap yha
mishal.....wo actually main yha prhna ka liya is city main ai hu mujha ya collage bhut psand ha us ki ak wjha meri friends bhi hain jo yha rehti hain is city main or is collage main hi prhti hain wasa apna naam nhi btaya apna
Rishab.....ooioh haan my name is Rishab sharma or ya ha mera bachpan ka dost karan
Mishal......nice to meet u karan and Rishab acha main ab chlti hu meri friends wait kar rhi hain
ya bol kar wo ak dosra table pr ja kr apna friends ka sath baithu gyi or asa hi collage time bhi khtam ho gya jab ham parking sa nikal tha yha to ham na mishal ko jata hua dekha wo ak yellow colour ki lamborgini main ja rhi thi or spn log muu khola usa dekh rha yha subha to itna dhyan nhi diya is pr par ab lagta ha rishab shi bhoonk rha tha is ka baap sach main koi raees ho ga aj main bhi mom ko bol kara aya tha ka rishab ka sath jana ha late ho gya gi pr asal main mujha un gundo ka adda pa jana tha is liya rishab ko by bol kar chl dya main bhi un ganduo ka kotha pr main jab wha pohncha to ak tuta photta sa ghar tha jisa in lorouo na apna adda bna rakha tha main jb ander gya to sab na mujha slam kiya ak baar to pehchan main hi nhi aya kafi acha dikh rha tha sala cleean shave upr sa acha kapra
main.....bhencho ya adda ha tum logo ka laant ha ba tum sab pr sala paapi log
gunda.....bhai jo bhi incone hoti ha mushkil sa ghar chlta ha kha sa adda bnay ga apn log
main.....aj sa tum sab ki kismat bdla gi tum sab ki kismat main likhu ga us sa pehla mujha btao apn ko matna kis na bajha tha tum loru log ko
gunda.....bhai ....bhai woooo woo
bhut khtrnak ha choro na usa ham koi ooo
us ki baat khtam hona sa pehla .......chup ba gandu jitna pucha utna bol bs wrna yhi gar du ga
meri baat sun kar wo bhut ghabra gya or bola
gunda 1.....bhai wo ham Rana kuldip singh ka ak admmi na ap ko marna ki supari di thi
main......kon ha ya kuldip singh................