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[nain11ster]

The funniest things about Desi Sex stories
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Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi sex stories.

1. Your best friend/ his father is so often impotent that his wife/mom is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.

2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful

3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.

4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.

5. Your dick is always bigger than that of any other male in story . You ask her during sex and she confirms too.

6. The girl is always wet whether you have touched her hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your presence is.

7. The cunt in is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It has never been shaved a week before.

8. Females in story never forgets to tell you that she has never had so much fun with anyone.

9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to abandon her loyalty.

10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour / cousin will always put ur dick in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this sequence is ever going to change.

11. She will always scream "Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai" whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed asset is the culprit.

12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a kid she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her for the last x no. of years.

13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I commit to not deserve this?

14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex "thrice more and in various positions" in a single night

15. There is always more to the tale and you "will disclose it in the next part"

16. The girl/ female always shifts to another town 2 months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)(Incest walo ke liye nahi h ye line)

17. Whether she shifts or not, you are still looking for "girls, aunties, bhabis" in and around your areas. (You are one perv huh)

18. Your colleague/ co passenger so easily agrees to share a hotel room with you because there is only one room and two people.

19. Your girlfriend likes your cum more than her favorite fruit juice, so she happily swallows it to the last drop and licks you dry even if she has put a dick in her mouth for the firs time.

20. You are always this 6 feet muscular good looking guy who has girls going crazy but you don't give a damn about them.

21. The best girl in college has hoardes of boys behind her but she only talks to you.

22. Age difference between mom and son in an incest story is always 18 years as if we are living in 1950 and the lady got married at very young age

23. 18 year old boy getting daily sex where people like Damon_Salvatore and Ashish120 are still virgin ( )

24. Dads or any working man is always busy in the story and you will never see them in story except introduction part

25. Gaonwala's are more harami than shaharwala's

Itne repeat points highlights karne ke baad, kahin koi badlav hua ya nahi...

 

[nain11ster]

23 no. Wala gajab hai bhai
Aur कुछ baat jo aap ne nhi likhi.
1-मुखमैथुन हर कहानी की जान है।
चाहे वो 60 साल की नौकरानी की झांटो भरी चूत हो और जिसे एक महीने से धोया ना गया हो उसे भी चाटा जाता है।
दादी जितनी उम्र की मुन्नी भी पहले लण्ड चूसना ही पसन्द करती है।
और ये गांव की कहानियो में सबसे ज्यादा पढने को मिलता है।
2- मुहं में डिस्चार्ज होने के बाद भी लण्ड ढीला नही होता और उसका स्टेमिना दस गुना बढ जाता है ।
3-औरत भी एक बार झडते ही इतनी गर्म हो जाती है कि क्या कहने?
4-गाण्ड चाहे कुंवारी हो या शादीशुदा जरूर चोदी जाती है।
5-हर औरत चाहे वो गांव की हो गुदामेथुन की बडी इच्छुक होती है।और उसे गाणड म२वाने में चूत से भी ज्यादा मजा आता है। पता नही क्यों?
6- हीरो का लण्ड 10-11" तक लम्बा और 5"तक मोटा मिलेगा जो जीन्स पैन्ट में भी तनकर औरत की साडी में भी पीछे से सटने मात्र से चुत के दाने पर ही ठोकर मारेगा मानो कोई लक्ष्य भेदी मिसाईल हो।

 

[Vinoosingh]

Nice observation

 

[BoldBrat]

the titles

 

[Bengali Boy Raaj]

The funniest things about Desi Sex stories
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Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi sex stories.

1. Your best friend/ his father is so often impotent that his wife/mom is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.

2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful

3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.

4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.

5. Your dick is always bigger than that of any other male in story . You ask her during sex and she confirms too.

6. The girl is always wet whether you have touched her hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your presence is.

7. The cunt in is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It has never been shaved a week before.

8. Females in story never forgets to tell you that she has never had so much fun with anyone.

9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to abandon her loyalty.

10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour / cousin will always put ur dick in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this sequence is ever going to change.

11. She will always scream "Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai" whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed asset is the culprit.

12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a kid she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her for the last x no. of years.

13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I commit to not deserve this?

14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex "thrice more and in various positions" in a single night

15. There is always more to the tale and you "will disclose it in the next part"

16. The girl/ female always shifts to another town 2 months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)(Incest walo ke liye nahi h ye line)

17. Whether she shifts or not, you are still looking for "girls, aunties, bhabis" in and around your areas. (You are one perv huh)

18. Your colleague/ co passenger so easily agrees to share a hotel room with you because there is only one room and two people.

19. Your girlfriend likes your cum more than her favorite fruit juice, so she happily swallows it to the last drop and licks you dry even if she has put a dick in her mouth for the firs time.

20. You are always this 6 feet muscular good looking guy who has girls going crazy but you don't give a damn about them.

21. The best girl in college has hoardes of boys behind her but she only talks to you.

22. Age difference between mom and son in an incest story is always 18 years as if we are living in 1950 and the lady got married at very young age

23. 18 year old boy getting daily sex where people like Damon_Salvatore and Ashish120 are still virgin ( )

24. Dads or any working man is always busy in the story and you will never see them in story except introduction part

25. Gaonwala's are more harami than shaharwala's

Damn True

 

[Rooted]

The funniest things about Desi Sex stories​

Writer of these stories have no idea about how sex algorithm works irl

 

[kathaa_vaachak]

Haha. Here’s one you missed,

The father is always well maintained and strong in body and sex while the daughter is simply waiting for him to make a move

Have you read English romance novels? The heroes are always built like ramp models with abs and such despite their age being 28 or 18 or 48.

I don't what's the point of starting the thread was. We read and enjoy these stories knowing all the stated observations. It's like observing how the plumbers in porn don't ever fix the pipes. I am sure there are stories with realistic sex and circumstances but that's not what we come here to read.

 

[Clipmaster99]

The funniest things about Desi Sex stories
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In spite of your hilarious critique of Desi stories and their foibles, you seem to be an avid reader of such stories. The fact that you have covered most pre-conceived notions of desi-writers is proof of eating the pudding.

We need to consider whether stories mirror the reality of life or does the life we live, imitate the stories that we read? The same concept applies to Bollywood films. Are films made to reflect reality or do viewers copy and follow what they see happening in the movie?

Each story is different in content and either is a fantasy of the writer or a mirror of what the writer has experienced in reality by himself or the society he lives in. Does a writer give his readers what they desire or does he opt to be a path-breaker.

One of the Readers who has replied to your discussion, has hit the nail on the head. The fact that desi stories are popular and are read extensively, shows that none of the points you have stated bother the readers and they enjoy the stereotyping.

Do you think if the protagonist has a 4-5 inches dick, he would generate the same interest as the hero (character) having a pulsating, swollen cock of 8”?

Finally, most stories are a culmination of the writer’s fantasy and we need to accept that.

 

[Dynamic2]

The funniest things about Desi Sex stories
​

Here are a few oft repeated things that I find hilarious about desi sex stories.

1. Your best friend/ his father is so often impotent that his wife/mom is always looking for someone to quench her thirst.

2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that he has forgotten he has a wife and God sends you to do the needful

3. Your cousin all of sudden develops into this voluptuous beauty that you can not take your eyes off her.

4. While in a car, you so often brush the breasts/ thighs of your colleague/ neighbour who has asked for a lift cause her own car broke down.

5. Your dick is always bigger than that of any other male in story . You ask her during sex and she confirms too.

6. The girl is always wet whether you have touched her hair or her breasts just before you touch her there. Some turn on your presence is.

7. The cunt in is either clean shaven or has a thick bush. It has never been shaved a week before.

8. Females in story never forgets to tell you that she has never had so much fun with anyone.

9. She seldom forgets to tell that she has not slept with anyone except her husband and you are the Greek God that has forced her to abandon her loyalty.

10. Like an x rated film, your GF/ neighbour / cousin will always put ur dick in her mouth first and than in her puss. I wonder whether this sequence is ever going to change.

11. She will always scream "Please bahar nikalo dard ho raha hai" whether she is a virgin or not. In the latter case, your well endowed asset is the culprit.

12. You always get a virgin to screw though you always have a wealth of experience. Even if she is a married woman with a kid she is still tight as hell because her hubby has stopped screwing her for the last x no. of years.

13. The aunty standing in front of you in the bus always turns and smiles when u rub your dick on her plump posterior. What sins did I commit to not deserve this?

14. You are never satisfied with a single fuck. You always have sex "thrice more and in various positions" in a single night

15. There is always more to the tale and you "will disclose it in the next part"

16. The girl/ female always shifts to another town 2 months after having sex with you. (Hmmm strange)(Incest walo ke liye nahi h ye line)

17. Whether she shifts or not, you are still looking for "girls, aunties, bhabis" in and around your areas. (You are one perv huh)

18. Your colleague/ co passenger so easily agrees to share a hotel room with you because there is only one room and two people.

19. Your girlfriend likes your cum more than her favorite fruit juice, so she happily swallows it to the last drop and licks you dry even if she has put a dick in her mouth for the firs time.

20. You are always this 6 feet muscular good looking guy who has girls going crazy but you don't give a damn about them.

21. The best girl in college has hoardes of boys behind her but she only talks to you.

22. Age difference between mom and son in an incest story is always 18 years as if we are living in 1950 and the lady got married at very young age

23. 18 year old boy getting daily sex where people like Damon_Salvatore and Ashish120 are still virgin ( )

24. Dads or any working man is always busy in the story and you will never see them in story except introduction part

25. Gaonwala's are more harami than shaharwala's

Girls & boys are same they both just faking to make their partner feel good and make him/her confident about her/his physical appearance so both enjoy sex.

Like girls tell boy yours is bigger than my ex/hubby.

Boys tell girl you are the most beautiful women I ever having sex with you are so tight like vergin ( in reality she is not) girl also reply same it's too painful please take it out and faking loud moaning.

 

[Namikaze Minato]

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