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Bahot behtareen shaandar updateUpdate -2
Phir mai gadi start karke sidha apne pg nikal gya jaha mai rahta tha aur bahut dino se paise nhi diye the rent aaj mujhe waha se chutkkara milega.
Mai apne pg me tha aur saman samet raha tha. Mujhe london aaye hue aaj poore 4 month ho gye hai. Aur mai yaha akela rahta hu. Bas intazar hai ek khaas saksh ke aane ka aur usse milna hai dekhna hai sayad bhaut saal hai mujhe yaad v nhi ki woh kaisi dikhti hogi. Mere liye woh duniya ki sabse sundar aurat hai. Jiske liye mai kuch v kar sakta hu. Thik aaj se ek mahine baad woh yaha ayegi. Aisa nhi hai ki mujhe nhi pata woh kaisi dikhti hai, maine use photo me dekha hai. Woh itni sundar hai pucho mat saans ruk jaaye ek baar dekhne se. Aadmi dusre trans me chala jaye dekh ke, wapas aane ke liye pakka khud ko sambhalna pade. Bas darta hu kahi pahchane se inkar na kar de. Nhi kabhi nhi woh aisa nhi karegi. Woh jaanti hogi mujhe, kam se kam woh dekh kar pahchan legi. Sayad dekh ke mujh se puche itne saal kaha the milne kyu nhi ayee . Dher saare sawal puchegi jaise bachpan me mai thode der ke liye gayab rahta tha.
Uske saath ek aur saksh aayegi pata nhi uss devi ko kaise samna karunga meri himmat nhi hogi. Usne bas ek sabd me phir se milne se inkar kar diya toh. Nhi nhi.. aisa nhi hoga maine bachpan me galti ki thi abb woh mujhe kuch nhi kahegi.
Bas yeh soch ke hi excitement aa rahi hai ki milunga toh kya bolunga aur kya nhi. Abb unhe koi dikkat nhi hogi. Joh v mere saath rahega khush rahega chaahe jaise ho kyunki mere pass abb sabkuch hai aur saath me system.
Haa maine suna hai Novel v dekhe jisme protagonist bahut Powerful ho jaate hai chahe jaise ho paise, power or connection. Bahut powerful chote shabdo me kaho toh "one man army ".
Sahi hai abb mai aur powerful ho jaunga.
Mai yaha owner ko payment karke wapas nikal jata hu. Yaha aaye hue time toh bahut hua hai but koi dost ya kuch nhi bana kyunki mai khud ko kaam me busy rakhta ya free hota toh library me, kahte hai na khali dimag shaitan ka. Yaha aake maine bhaut saari adventure wali Novel padhi obviously real one.
Abhi mujhe artisian tower ke office jana hoga. Aur waha se certificate aur key leke wapas flat 105 par.
Iss kaam me poore 2-3 ghante nikal gya. Jab flat 105 dekha toh khush ho gya sayad owner aya hi tha rahne sab kuch new lag raha hai even renovation karwaya tha lagta hai but bech ke chala gya. Order kiya khana aur khaake so gya.
Year 2004--
"Papa mujhe nhi jana boarding school" " mujhe nhi hai pasand" ek chota baccha chilla ke bolta hai.
Aadmi - sabhi gye hai apne pariwar me tere bade papa, mai tere chacha phir bhaiya. Tum nhi jaaoge.
Baccha - nhi mujhe nhi jana mujhe didu ke pass rahna hai aur mamma ke pass mai yahi padh lunga.
Aadmi ( gusse me) - haa dekha hai tumhari harkate.
Scene change....
Yeh kisne kiya aadmi ( gusse me).. bolta hai
Baccha -- maine nhi kiya papa.
Aadmi - tum kal hi boarding school jaoge aur jabtak tumhari harkate nhi sudhar jaati tum ghar nhi aa sakte.
Baccha - mai boarding school nhi jaunga nhi jaunga. Aur maine yeh nhi kiya hai...
( Chillate hue)
Aadmi bacche ko marte hue - abb juth bolna v sikh gya tu. Suno kal hi yeh boarding jaa raha hai packing karo..
Scene change...
Mamma mujhe nhi jana didu mujhe nhi jana.... Daadu maine kuch nhi kiya... Baccha rote hue bolta hai but bacche ko khich ke aadmi gaadi me le jata hai aur andar bitha ke driver ko bolta hai chalo.
Baccha Rota chillata hai but koi kuch nhi bolta ...
Scene change...
Maaf karna dost mai kuch nhi kar paya..
Tum dosti ke naam par kalank ho....
Scene change..
hospital me..
Dost mera wada hai jisne v tumhe aisa kiya hai usko tadpa tadpa ke marunga
Scene change .....
"Colnel vihann due to your offensive nature and not to follow the order of your senior you are dismiss from your position . Your are now normal citizen of country and everything will be done according to civil law. But for the shake of your good service we keep your file secret. "
Teez awaj me "Yes sir, JAI HIND "
" Colonel vihaan if you want to live in army you can do desk job "
" No sir I am fine . I want to live a normal life now" JAI HIND.
Aur meri nind khul jaati hai.....
Are sala phir wahi sapna aya.. kya hi bakwas sapna hai sala sone nhi deta BC dimag. Locha hi locha hai dimag ke andar.
Waise mai normal life jene aya hu. Dher sara paisa kamana hai enjoy karna hai aur dher sari girlfriend hahahahaha..
Bas sala sab munh na noche ek dusre ka dekh kar .
Hahahahah
Jokes apart.
Abhi mai flat 105 me tha. Ab mere pass khud ka ghar aur kuch paise hai jisse mai aram se rah sakta hai bas khane ki tension aur maintainance ka kharcha joh aram se hai. This is good life. No gun no fight no training nothing it's cool.
Mai utha munh haath dhoya aur aaram se fresh hua. Aur aake kuch khaane ka socha time dekha toh dinner ka hone wala tha ek ghante me. Almost 7 se upar ho raha tha.
Night - 8 pm
Night club restaurant
Mai yaha baitha tha yeh flat ke pass me hi ek accha restaurant hai iska consumption atleast 100 pound se jayda ka hai.
Waiter - sir aapke liye kuch laau.
Mai - Indian dish me kuch hoga.
Waiter - yes sir. Here is the menu and these are the thing we have here.
Mai - okk this one plate and this sweet ( rasmalai) waiter ko isihara karte hue bola. .
Aaspas ke log mujhe dekh ke naak sikurne lage Indian naam sunte hi.
Wahi old mentality, kya hi kahu.
Mai bas apna khana khaa ke nikalna chahta tha. Khaate khaate hue 9 baj gye. Bill pay karke jaise hi mai bahar nikalne wala tha toh Allena mil gyi.
Allena - hii.
Mai - hii.
Allena - tum idhar.
Mai - khana khaane aya tha.
Allena - kahi mera picha toh nhi kar rahe the.
Mai - itni sundar nhi ho. ( Teasing tone me)
Allena - ( halke gusse me) hmmpp mai sab samjhti hu.
Mai - accha mujhe kaam hai mai chalta hu.
Allena - apna phone number do.
Mai - kyu, tumhare irade thik nhi lag rahe hai mujhe kahi phir se police se pakadwane ka irada toh nhi hai.
Allena - tum ladke log, bas number do tumhare investment lo lekar baat karni hai proposal mujhe sahi laga, us number par maine phone kiya tha kis bewakoof ka number tha.
Mai - woh sorry, galat number chala gya hoga ( nazar churate hue) ( mann me- sala piche hi pad gyi, random report utha ke de diya, sala isse pasand aa gya)
Allena - ( mera Mobile chhinte hue) apna number usne type karke call kiya aur save kar diya.
Allena - kal aake office me milna 10:30 baje subah.
Mai - thik hai aur address.
Allena - send kar dungi.
Piche se " hii allena baby" ek aadmi 5' 7" ke asapas ka angrej type ka lag raha tha usne bola.
Allena - hii, and Peter mind your language plz. ( Thode gusse me)
Peter - okk okk sorry. Thoda jhukte hue sorry kaha Aur meri traf ishara karte hue. aur " Who is he"
Allena kuch sochte hue - he is my boyfriend ( tapak se boli) , mujhe jod se pakdte hue.
Peter ( gusse aur thode surprise me) - allena are you sure ??
Allena - mai apna hi boyfriend na pahchani, kya peter tum v?? ( Teasing tone me bolte hue.)
Peter - mere ko ghurte hue gusse me dekh ke allena ko bola - allena tumhe yeh pasand aya , yeh phatichar isko dekha hai ek dam low class ka lag raha hai. Sakal chodke kuch dhang ka nhi lag raha hai.
Allena - mind your language peter, he is my boyfriend aur yadi tumne aage kuch bola toh accha nhi hoga ( banwati gussa dikhate hue)
Peter - gusse se mujhe ghurte hue - woh mai janta hu mujhe kya bolna hai aur nhi. And you stay away from her. If I see you next time I will make sure you will be disappear from this earth.
Allena - mind your language peter and who are you to say this thing to him and I make you clear one thing , you are nobody to me. Hunhh ( gussa hoke) aur allena mujhe khichte hue bahar le gyi.
Bahar aate hi Allena kya kya badbada rahi thi pata nhi.
Mai - abb hath chodo v kaise pakad rakha hai. Tumhara pati nhi hu.
Allena - banana kaun chahta hai. Hmmpph
Mai - agar usne pareshan kiya toh mai tumhare ghar aa jaunga rahne pahle bata de raha hu.
Allena - woh kuch nhi karega but mujhe tumhare irade sahi nhi lag rahe hai.
Mai - waise tum me hai kya upar se niche ghurte hue. Na bade size ke hai yeh ( boobs par ishara karte hue). Na sexy dikhti ho. Itna confidence ata kaha se hai.
Ek lady joh jaa rahi thi uski traf ishara karte hue. Dekho use use kahte hai sundarta. She has good stuff still I can play with them. You have nothing. Good bye.
Mai nikal liya bechari allena ko sochta chodkar. Yadi pakda jata toh pakka bina lund ke pel jati laundiya. Wahi raste me kut deti toh kya hi izzat rah jati isiliye nikalna hi behatar hai. You know girls are sensitive to his own things aur maine jayda hi personal Chizo par sawal kar diya tha.
Bechari idhar Allena usko samjhne me thoda time laga bechari ko full process karne me ki abhi kya hua hai.
Usse aaj tak kisi ne iss trah poore London me kisi ne baat tak nhi ki hogi. Sab uski respect karte the bhale chahe piche kuch bolte ho saamne se atleast uske suiters jitne the woh sab v politely baat karte the. First time aisa hone par shocked me thi. Aisa use koi kaise kah sakta hai. Jab sabhi chize samjh aayi toh gusse me bhanna gyi hamari Allena madam.
Allena -(gusse me) you bloody bastard hooligan. You have small stuff your whole family have small stuff.
Wahi road par badbada rahi thi. Aur patakte hue apni car ki traf nikal li. Bechari car chalate hue v dhyaan nhi diya woh bas maine joh kaha uska usi par dhyaan tha. Bechari signal tod ke nikal li. Phir police ne v acchi trah se chalan kata woh v mota wala..
Mere ko har traike se gali di jitna usko ata tha. Bechari ko.
Ghar aakar sidha allena pahle pani piya aur shant hone ka try kiya. Aur phir mood thik karne ke liye shower lene chali gyi ki dimag thoda sahi ho. Shower leke jab khud ko mirror me dekha tab usne apne boobs ko chute hue kaha " kya bade hai uss ladki ki trah". " Usse toh bahut chote hai kya woh inse khel sakta hai kya?"
"Nhi khel payega itne toh uske haath v nhi ayenge. Isse kaise bada karte hai. Phir allena ka dimag sahi jagah par aya woh kya hi soch rahi hai. "
Bas kya kya soch rahi thi abhi uske dimag me aate hi sharma gyi.
Allena- bahut hi gande ho tum mujhe kya kya karwa rahe ho sabka badla lungi aao kal. Hmmpp naughty smile ke saath. Abb dekhte hai kya hota hai apne hero ke saath kal.
Idhar mai - room me aake mobile chedh chadh karne laga aur newa padhta raha.
News " 10 army soldiers were died near the Indo-China- Pakistan border. Till now no reason found ".
Mai - gadhe sab hai sensitive region me gye hai aisa hi hoga. Sala upar se defence system me fake bullet proff jacket diya jata hai. Ghanta kuch kar payenge yeh log. Mai manta hu hamare soldiers bahadur aur imandar hai. But politician support nhi karte unhe. Tech aajkal defence me ek alag hi roop se ubhar kar aa raha hai. Aur Indian govt jayda kuch karti nhi. America ne 1970s me ek aisa fighter jet ready kiya jiska comparision aaj tak koi nhi kar paya. Woh till date one of the best fighter jet hai. 50 saal bad v hum waisa nhi bana paaye. Turkey ko hi dekh lo unke pass fighter drone hai joh ki best hai abb woh pakistan ko de raha hai.
America ne ek aisa missile banya hai jise black holy ( name changed) banya tha joh sirf 1 hr me poore earth ka chakkar laga sakti hai means use kisi ko barbad karna hai toh 1 hr lagenge. { Yeh sab baate news ki aur real hai, so I am just stating the fact. I didn't want to offend anyone. I know we are progressing in the field of defence but it's very very far from what we have to achieve. Our army in combat are the top ranking in the World. If we are doing hand combat. One or two country can beat us. But in form of technology many countries can beat us. We don't have any high technology. I am big fan of Indians army so i am too concerned about it. } ( Flow flow me jayda emotional ho gya sorry..)
Next one..
"The biggest Bio-Tech empire of India the U.E is going to collaborate with the best Biotech company "Aplixer". They are trying to achieve the human's best health situation. Their goals are to achieve a serum / medicine which can cure every disease and achieve highest health capacity of an individual. "
Yeh news padh ke vihaan ki aankhe chamak gyi.
"Aplixer - aplixer" you are the way by which I can achieve my goal.
Hahahahahah. Aur ek shaitani muskan liye hue soch raha tha.
Aise milna toh aur asan hoga. Good idea.
Mai - phir aage ke plan shortout karne laga.
Aflixer ke owner kaun kaun company hai usko details par kaam karne laga.
Shell company joh ki UK ki best company me se ek hai. Joh ki oil gas and transportation me involved hai.
Shell - 10% ka malik hai aur transport ka contract inke pass hai.
Tesco v UK ki acchi company hai joh retail market me involved hai. - 15% ke malik yeh hai.
HSBC v - 10% ke malik hai aur loan wagrah yahi se sention hota hai.
Unilever - 5% ka malik hai.
Chairman - steve erhat ke pass 15% ka holding hai.
Pfizer ke pas - rest holding hai.
Shell ki total valuation - 189 billion us dollar hai current me.
Tesco ki 12,230 billion pound.
HSBC ki 193 billion US dollar.
Unilever ki - 21 billion Euros.
Pfizer ki - 90 billion US dollars.
Mai dekh ke hi chakra gya.
System-. Launda mar mara jayega yeh dekh ke.
Mai - laude yeh kya hai mere pass in sab ka ek percent v nhi hai. Chale chand pe chadhne.
System - I have some idea.
Mai - what tell me??
System - call me sexy baby then I will tell you.
Mai - tharki hi hai yeh sali system.
System - teri trah toh tharki nhi hi hu.
Mai - batao ab. .
System - pahle sexy baby bolo.
Mai - nhi bolna.
System - toh mai nhi bata rahi hu.
Mai - bolne me kya jaa raha hai bol deta hu. Apna kaam ban jayega.
Mai - Hello sexy baby.
System - nice. Samjhdar ho.
Mai- kya hi din aa gye hai system maze le rahi hai.
Mai - abb bolo v idea.
System - jitne jayda task complete karoge utne jayda rewards milengey. Aur iss system ki yeh khasiyat hai ki joh tumhe chahiye woh milne ke jayda chances hai rewards me.
Mai- idea toh sahi hai but milega kaise. Mission.
System - jitna jayda interact karoge dusre se utna mission milega. Even yadi tumne in sab bich hidden mission complete kiya toh tumhe kuch bahut useful rewards mil sakte hai jisse tum aur jayda powerful ho jaoge.
Mai- aisa kya.
System - haa.
Mai - phir thik hai chalo phir jaise tum mili usi tarike se karte hai kaam. Chalo taxi chalate hai.
System- okk.
Mai taxi chalaye jaa raha tha chalaye jaa raha tha. Koi task hi nhi mila.
Last me thak ke ek jagah park kiya car aur store se khaane ka saman aur pani lene laga. Wapas jaise car mai baitha..
Ding
Awaj sunte hi mann khush ho gaya
Task- " Buy a new and luxury car for yourself"
Rewards - get ten times rewards what you spend on car + some attributes+ and one lucky draw.
Penalty - no penalty
Complete the task in one week.
Mai khush ho gya.
System - good. Buy a new car Tommorow.
Me - chalo abb sone chalte hai.
Mai flat par aake, fresh hua aur sone chala gya.
In India
Morning 8:30 am ..
Yeh city hai Delhi joh dil walo ki nagri hai. Jaha chote se lekar bade bade addmi baste hai. Isi bade city me ek pariwar hai joh yaha rahta hai woh hai upadhyay pariwar. Details baad me dekhengey.
Yeh pariwar yaha 50-60 saal pahle shift hua jab iss priwar ke head jawan the aur unka naam hai Ardhnath upadhayay aur unhone kholi ek company jiska naam hai Upadhyay Empire. Yeh sab kuch me invest karti hai. College se lekar real state choti company se lekar badi company. Cosmetic se lekar joote chappal even kapde. Entertainment industry me v involved hai.
Insab me ek khaas company hai woh hi Upadhyay bio tech company joh human aur uske upar research karti aayi hai aur isi company ki wajah se inti sari company easy way me chal rahi hai aur funds ki koi dikkat nhi hoti hai.
Abb iss company ko Nayanthara aur Diya yani Ardhnath ki sabse bade bahu aur Mahjili Bahu chalati hai. Abb company me Diya utna involved nhi hoti hai use abb ghar par aur ghar ke kammon me aur ghar ke sadasyon ke liye kaam karna accha lagta hai. Isiliye abb company nayanthara chalti hai.
Nayanthara -papa ji
Hamari deal Aplixer ke saath ho rahi hai aur unhone hame London bulaya hai aur kaha hai ki yadi unhe yeh project pasand aya toh jitna Paisa research me lagega utna woh dengey.
Ardhanath - beti jaisa tumhe thik Lage karo lekin mujhe yeh thik nhi lagta. Yeh videshi log khud ke desh ko bech dete hai. Yadi yeh project safal ho gya aur dusron ke hath me chala gya toh phir galat hoga.
Nayanthara - tension mat lijiye papa ji iss baar maine yaha ki govt ko v involved kiya hai. Yadi woh kuch galat karne ki koshish karenge toh hamari sarkar sab kuch sieze kar legi.
Ardhnath - thik beta phir aage badho jab tumne itna soch liya hai.
Nayanthara - magar papa ji is baar Dia ko v jana hoga hamare saath.
Dia nashte ki table par garam garam roti laate hue
" Mujhe kaha jana hoga didi".
Nayanthara - iss ghar se bahar tum bas Ghar me ghusi rahti ho. Isiliye iss baar tumhe mere saath London jana hai.
Dia - accha toh aap project ke liye le jaa rahi ho. Usme mera koi interest nhi hai didi. Aap dekh lo na .Waise v aap hi iss company ko dekhti ho.
Nayanthara - iss baar koi v bahana nhi. Iss baar bahut hi important meeting hai London me. Yadi ham deal nhi kar paye toh poora desh hasega ham par. Aur sabse important yadi yeh project safal hua toh ham ek dawai poore desh me chala sakte hai. Even poore duniya me.
Dia - accha accha didi chalungi khush. But mai jayda madad nhi kar paungi.
Nayanthara - haa sab pata hai mujhe in do bandariyon ko kisne itna trained kiya iss field me sab pata hai mujhe.
Side se awaj aati hai. " Mummy" " badi mummy".
Do ladki gusse se nayanthara ki traf dekhti hai.
Nayanthara - accha accha meri beti hai dono. Abb khush.
Dono - haa aur dono khane lagti hai.
Dia- kab Jana hai didi.
Nayanthara - agle week.
Dia - thik hai.
Thanks update completed , more than 18k words. Yadi possible hua toh ek aur Chota sa update dene ki koshish karunga. Try kiya hai 2 sunday ko merge karne ka.
Allena ko achcha se pareshan kia ab dekhte dobara jab milte h Kaisi mulaqat Rehti h
your baby is here where are you going 
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