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The Party*********************
Ek aalishan haveli main is waqt ek party poore zor o shor se jaari thi... Wahan kaafi muazziz log apni mastion main magan the... Is party main shehar ke zyada tar upper class log mojood the jin main shehar ke commissioner se le kar police commissioner tak mojood the... Is party ka maqsad mayor of city ki beti ka birthday tha.. Mayor the to us hisaab se hi ye party bhi khaasi shandaar thi...
Wo sab ek dusre se baaton main masroof the.. Wahin ek kone main defence minister or unki secretary apni baaton main magan the...
D.M:Fariha darling main tumhain kitni dafa samjhaun ke main dusre muamlaat main itna busy hota hun ke tum se mulaqaat ka time hi nahi milta...
Fariha:magar aap 3 din se free the phir bhi aap ne mujhe aaj bulaya
D.M:are family ko bhi time dena hota hai na... Tmhain pata to hai ke meri wife kesi hai.. Use pehle hi mujh par shak hai is liye wo mujhe kahin jaane hi nahi deti.. Aaj bhi Ahmed(mayor) ka phone aaya to use call sunwa kar nikla main...
Fariha:chalain ab to aagae na aap ab saari raat mere saath guzaren..
D.M:han bilkul. . Magar ek baat yaad rakhna ye na samajhna ke tmhara office main jo rashid se chakkar chal raha hai main us se anjaan hai...meri pehle din se tum donon par nazar hai or tm donon ki kaafi videos bhi mere paas hain.. Kaho to dikhaun..
Fariha

haklate hue) nahi apko misunderstanding hui hai wo bs mera dost hai...
D.M:main ne kaha na ke tmhari videos hain mere paas.. So ise jhutlane ka koi faida nahi
Fariha:well han main uske sath sex karti hun kyunke aap to time dete nahi mujhe
D. M:tm jo bhi karo i dont care lekin kabhi mere against jaane ki koshish mat karna warna mujhe pata hai ke tmhari ek 17 saal ki behan bhi hai..
Fariha:nahi uska is sb se koi taaluq nahi use is sb se alag rakhen..
D. M:jab tk tm theek chalogi use kuch nahi hoga..
Is hi tarha sb ki baaten chalti rahi or us ke sath drinks ki mehfil bhi apne urooj par thi..
Sab enjoy karne main lage hue the ye jaane bina ke kal ka suraj un sbke liye ek toofan le kar aaega...
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The Murders******************
Agli subah pure shehar main ek halchal machi hui thi.. Uski waja thi ke last night shehar ke 2 bare naamon ka murder kar diya gaya tha...
Un main se ek foreign minister ka information secretary tha jabke dusra city ka deputy commissioner...
Information secretary yaani arshad ki laash ek sunsaan sarak par uski gaari ke paas pari mili thi jabke DC yaani Usman ki laash Uske bedroom main pai gai..
Ye khabar pure mulk par ek atom bomb ki tarha giri or high command hil kar reh gaii..
Or aesa hona bhi tha kyunke 2 bari personalities ka ek hi raat main qatl unhain kisi bohat bari saazish ka pata de raha tha...
Police commissioner bhi is waqt arshad ki laash ki location par aae hue the or unke assistant unhain guide kar rahe the..
Assistant:sir photographs bhi le liye gae hain or murder place se fingerprints bhi ikattha kar liye gae hain.. Ab bodies uthwa lain?
Commissioner:nahi abhi mujhe sir arbaz(foreign minister) ki call aai thi... Unhon ne kaha ke wo joker yahan pohanch raha hai.. Wo apne tariqe se yahan ki tafteesh karega..
Assistant:kon joker?
Commissioner:Naam to uska nahi maloom magar sab usko Clown keh kar bulate hain.. Dikhne main acha khasa hai magar na jaane ye naam kyun pasand kiya us ne khud ke liye..
Assistant:magar sir itne bare masle main kisi unknown ko kese bulaya ja sakta hai?
Commissioner:wo unknown nahi balke kisi secret agency ka member hai or bohat bare bare cases solve kar chuka hai..
Assistant:magar sir hum ne saare evidences ikatthe kar liye hain ab us ne yahan aa kar kya dhoond lena hai... Seedha sa case hai ke ek ko chaku ke waar se khatam kiya gaya or dusre ko khanjar se..
Commissioner:hmm, bazahir to aesa hi lagta hai.. Khair aane do dekhte hain...
Wo baat kar hi rahe the ke tab hi wahan ek land cruiser aa kar ruki...
Us main se foreign minister bahar nikle.. Commissioner ne un se hi hello ki..
Commissioner:sir apka banda nahi pohancha ab tak?
F. M:han wo mere saath hi aaya hai.. Are.. Ye abhi tak neeche kyun nahi aaya..
Ye keh kar FM gaari ki taraf barhe.. Commissioner ne bhi unhain follow kiya..
FM ne darwaza khola to un donon ne dekha ke el shakhs seat ke niche dubka betha tha...
FM:ye kya harkat hai bahar aao...
Person:nahi sir yahan to laash hai.. Ammi mana karti thin ke laashon ke paas na jaya karo un par bhoot hote hain...
FM uski baat sun kar aag bagola hogae..
FM:main kehta hun bahar aao warna yahin goli maar dunga...
Person:acha aata hun.. Kam az kam bhoot goli to nahi maarega.. Is tarha bachne ka ek scope ban jaega..
Commissioner:sir kya aap ko lagta hai ke is insaan ko itne aham case main involve karna chahiye..
Is se pehle ke FM unhain koi jawaab dete wo shakhs neeche utar aaya or commissioner ke saamne khara ho gaya...
Person:Halo.. Aapka ism e girami?
Commissioner:main is city ka commissioner hun..
Person:well main ne naam pucha tha... Aap bare logon ka yehi masla hota hai ke har baat main apne status ka rob jharne lagte hain.. Khair mera name hai clown.. Parents ne to khair kuch or name rakha tha but you know koi nickname bhi to hona chahiye jis se personality main kuch swag aae.. Or wese bhi clowns mere favourite hain or mera favourite song hai "adniere danse" Or us ke ilawa...
FM:acha bs bs.. Ab ye bakwaas choro or jo karne aae ho wo karo...
Clown:Nahi janab ye karne karane wale muamle main abhi kunwara hun main...
FM:dekho mera time waste mat karo..
Clown:acha janab aap to naraaz hi hogae.. Bataen aap karenge ya karwaenge...
Commissioner:sir bohat ho gaya ye kaafi dair se apki insult kar raha hai.. Aap order dain abhi iski aqal thikaane par aa jaegi..
Clown:acha to aap brain specialist hain.. Are main kab se aap jese hi kisi insaan ko dhund raha.. Wo darasal mere friend ko kuch brain ka problem hai.. Wo jo karta hai wo soche bina karta hai or jo sochta hai wo kar nahi paata...
FM ne commissioner ko ishare kar ke wahan se chalne ko kaha... Commissioner bhi clown ko ghoorte hue fm ke paas chale gae..
Commissioner:sir ye kya makhlooq utha lae aap?
Fm:tm jaante nahi na ise tab hi aesi baaten kar rahe ho.. Iski adat hai dusron ko ghussa dilane ki.. Magar jab ye kaam karne par aaega.. To tum dekhna kesa shandar judgement nikalta hai..
Clown bhi tehalta hua ab laash ke paas aa chuka tha..
Wo bari ghor se laash ko dekh raha tha.. Wo kabhi laash ke bilkul qareeb chala jata kabhi door se uska mushahida karne lgta...
Fm ne ye dekha to wo chalte hue uske paas pohanch gae.. Commissioner ne bhi unhain follow kiya..
Fm:kya lagta hai kese hua ye sab?
Clown:asmaan se bijli giri mar gaya...
Fm:phir bkwaas shuru kar di tum ne..
Clown:commissioner sahab, aap logon ki kya report hai.. Apko kya lagta hai...
Commissioner:main tmhain jawab dene ka paband nahi..
Fm:ye jo puch raha hai ise jawab do...
Commissioner:seedha sadha murder case hai kisi ne gaari se utaar kar chaku ke waar kiye maar diya..
Clown:tb hi main kehta hun ke police department ko khatam kardo.. Ab dimagh nahi raha in main...
Commissioner:ye kya badtameezi hai sir.. Main apki waja se khamosh hun warna..
Clown:warna yahan se dum daba kar bhag jata..
Fm:tum baqi baten choro ye batao ye sb kese hua?
Clown:at least chaku se to moat nahi hui..
Fm:matlab
Clown:chaku is ke marne ke baad iske seene main ghonpe gae hain.. Ya to nafrat ki waja se ya phir moat ki wajha chupaane ke liye... Anyways, ye sirf mera tajziya hai aap laash ko postmartom ke liye bhej dain.. Sb pata chal jaega..
Fm:lekin agar chaku ke waar se qatal nahi hua to kese hua?
Clown:gala daba ke.. Shayad aap ne ghor nahi kiya iski gardan par bhi nishanat hain lekin hamari aqalmand police ne sirf chaku ke nishan dekh kar hi result nikaal liya.. Akhir unhain case band karne ki jaldi hogi na...
Ab FM commissioner ki taraf dekh rahe the or commissioner zameen ki taraf dekh raha tha sharminda ho kar.. Wese wo heraan bhi the ke ye shakhs achanak itna sanjeeda kese ho gaya..
FM:khair second spot par chalte hain.. Shayad wahan kuch kaam ka mil jae...
Phir commissioner apni or Fm clown ko le kar apni gaari par sawaar ho gae...
Or kuch hi dair main wo us area main pohanch gae jahan deputy commissioner ka murder hua tha.. Wese to ye area kaafi safe samjha jata tha kyunke yahan ka saara hold army ke hath main tha magar wo bhi heraan the ke koi kese is area main aa kar itne bare admi ko qatal kar ke wapis bhi nikal jata hai or kisi ko kaano kaan khabar bhi nahi hoti...
Wahan pohanche to clown ne dekha ke ye el bedroom tha.. Bed par uski lash bed par thi.. Iske baen pehlu main ek khanjar ghusa hua tha.. Laash dahni karwat par pari hui thi.. Lekin kuch ajeeb cheezain thin jo clown ke zehan main ghoom rahi thin.. Wo kuch dair khara us laash ko dekhta raha.. Phir us ne ek thandi saans li..
Clown:pata nahi qatilon ne is dhong ko kyun rachaya hai?
FM

hong... Kya matlab!
Clown:iska qatal is kamre main nahi hua.. Mujhe yaqeen hai..
FM:tum itna yaqeen se kese keh sakte ho?
Clown:laash ki halat ye hi zaahir karti hai.. Ye dahni karwat soya hua tha.. Qaatil ne nihayat asaani se baen pehlu main khanjar utaar diya. . Or ise tarapne ki bhi mohlat na mili.. Aap khud sochiye kya ye itna kamzor tha ke khanjar lagne ke baad seedha bhi na ho saka..
FM:magar ye bala ka sharab nosh tha.. Ho sakta hai zyada nashe main soya ho...
Clown ab ghor se uske peron ko dekh raha tha...
Clown:ye kal raat kahan tha?
Commissioner:mayor ki beti ki birthday party main.. Or hum sab bhi wahin the...
Clown:kya ye ghar main nange paon ghumta tha?
Fm:ab ye hamain kese pata
Clown:actually mujhe yahan koi sleeper nahi nazar aa rahi or iske paon bhi mele nahi..
Fm or Commissioner is tarha chaaron taraf nazar dorane lage jese unhain uske sleeper ya jooton ki talaash ho..
Clown laash ke qareeb chala gaya or use ghor se dekhne laga.. Or kuch dair main wo laash ke paas se wapis aa gaya or commissioner ki ankhon ke saamne chutki bajai ..
Clown:main na kehta tha ke qatal is kamre main nahi hua...
FM:kuch mila kya tumhain?
Clown:agar aap ijazat dain to main iske kapre utaar doon..
Fm:kyun?
Clown:are main ne konsa iske saath suhaagraat manani hai.. Bs aap iski shirt utarwaen.. Phir aapko jadu dikhata hun..
Commissioner ne kuch sipahion ko uski shirt utaarne ke liye kaha...
Shirt utarne ke baad clown ne gloves pehne or or laash ke upar jhuk gaya.. Uske hath main micro scope tha or wo us scope ki madad se uske poore jism ka jaiza le raha tha...
Clown:taa.. Daa
Ye keh kar us ne apna hath us laash ke zakhm ke paas ghusa diya or ek sui bahar nikaal li.. Sui puri khoon main bhari hui thi... Is tarha us ne total 6 needles bahar nikali...
Or unko ek packet main rakh diya...
Or wo packet commissioner ki taraf barba diya..
Clown:ye forensic lab bhej dain.. Mujhe pura yaqeen hai ke ye Sinacide main doobi hui suiyan hain or qatl bhi inki waja se hua na ke khanjar ghonpne ki waja se..
FM:Hairat Angaiz.. Jaane tum insaan ho ya jin..
Clown:ab tak to insaan hi hun magar aage ka pata nahi.. Or han commissioner sahab aapki itni help ki hai ab koi noton ki bhi jugaar karwa dain taake pait pooja chalti rahe...
Commissioner:han aajao kisi din thaane.. Dil bhar kar pait pooja karwaenge..
Clown:Na bhai na.. Wo moti tond walon ke saath mera guzaara nahi ho sakta.. Wo saari botian kha jaate hain... Chaliye wazir sahab main chalta hun...
Phir mulaqaat hogi magar agli dafa wazeefe ka khyaal rakhiye ga...
Fm use rokte reh gae magar wo tata karta hua wahan se nikal gaya...
Commissioner:wese sir hai ye waqai Hairat angaiz..
Or wo dono hansne lage...