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khalida : uuuum mera aane wala hai phir se damand ji ap bhi aa jao na pls baad main chod lena dobara maaaaa main aa rahi hoon aur maine unko Muskura kar dekha aur unko bed par ulata litaya aur piche se chodne laga
aaaaah maaaaaaaaaa pehli baar main he jannt dikha di ap ne damand ji maaaaaaaaaa main aa rahi hooooon maaaaa main aaaaaaaa rahi hoon
Mai : main bhi aa raha hoon meri jaaaaaan main bhi aa raha hoon aur hum dono ek sath jhadne lage aur dono ke he jism kampne lage
Aur mere dhakko ki raftar itni tej thi ki jhadne ke baad khalida kisi tadapti kutiya ki tarah bed par adhmari halat main gir padi.
Ab aage
Khalida ke bed PR girte hi mai bhi bed PR let gya , kuch der aaram krne ke baad mai utha to dekha khalida bed PR vaise hi pet ke bal leti hui hai uski badi gand ko dekh ke mere maan me uske gand marne ka khayal aaya Mai uth kr khalida ke pass gya aur unki badi badi gand ko hatho me le kr sahlane laga
Kuch der tak mai vaise hi apni saas ke gand ko sahlata rha jab unko ahsas hua ki mai kya kr raha hu to vo boli.
Khalida: abhi bhi apka Maan nhi bhara damand ji.
Mai : kya kru sasu maa apki ye badi badi gand ko dekh kr mera maan ho raha hai ki mai apna lund apke gand me dal du.
Khalida: na baba na ab mai tumhe kuch bhi krne nhi dungi ek to pahle se hi meri halat bahut kharab hai mai to soch rahi thi ki jinda bach bhi paungi gi ki nhi.
Mai : maaf krna sasu ammi jo bhi mai aapse berahmi se kiya lekin maine aapko vaisa hi berahmi vala drish dekhte huve dekha isliye mujhe laga ki aapko vaisa hi chudai pasand hai.
Khalida: maine ab tak aisa kabhi socha na tha lekin jab maine tumhare lok ke vahsi pan vala drishay dekha to Maine bhi socha ki aise to Maine apne jivan bhar humesa apne souhar ke aage tange faila ke let gyi aur vo aaye aur do dhakke mar kr so gye lekin aaj jo tum ne kiya use mai apne jindgi bhar nhi bhul paungi sukriya damand ji apne mujhe vo sukh diya jiski maine kalpana bhi nahi ki thi .
Mai : aage bhi mai aapko vo sukh dunga sasu ammi pr iske liye aapko hamare lok aana hoga ya fir mujhe jinn lok aana hoga lekin ab ki baar jab bhi mai aapse milunga tab mai aapki ye badi badi gand jajur marung.
Khalida : aise sukh ke liye to Mai kahi bhi aa jayngi damand ji aur ye gand bhi mai aapko hi dungi tab tak mai apke aadam lok me kaise gand marate hai vo bhi sikh lungi.
Mai : thik hai saasu ammi ab mai chalta hu aap bhi aaram kre.
Uske baad mai apne kapde pahan kr nusrat ke room me aa gaya aur so gya kyoki agle din hume vapas bhi jana tha.
Agli subah sabhi fresh ho kr ek jagah baithe huve the nusrat aur unki ammi thodi taklif me thi, mere samne baithi heena mujhe hi dekh rhi thi, fir mai sab ki taraf dekh kr bolna suru kiya.
Mai : abba hurur mere jane ke baad aapko hi Jin lok ki bagdor samhalni hai aur koi bhi jarurat padne pr aap mujhe bula sakte hai.
Fir kuch der aur idhar udhar ki baate krne ke baad hum ne jaane ki ijazat mangi .
Khalida : (stebela se) baji meri bachchiyo ka khayal rakhna vha aadam lok me aap hi inki ammi rahengi.
Stebela: ye bhi koi kahne ki baat hai khalida ye meri bhi to bachchiya hai bachpan se hi mai teeno me koi antar nahi kiya hai na mai kabhi krungi tum befikar raho vaise bhi vaha meri bahan amanda bhi rhti hai hum vahi rahenge .
Mai : vaise ab unka naam amanda nhi alka hai.
Kadar: damand ji fir kab aaoge vapas Jin lok .
Mai : jab mujhe lagega ki naag lok jana hai us samay mai yaha vapas aaunga usi samay heena se bhi nikah karunga.
Fir hum vha se sidhe apne lok aa gye.
( Ye vhi din hai jab Shahid keshav ka parthik sarir unke ghar me laya gya tha.)
hum pahle alka ke pass gye kyoki stebela aur bakiyo ko bhi vhi rakhna tha filhal Suman ka bhi pet ab thoda dikhne laga tha isliye unko bhi yhi rakhna tha fir unko rambha ke pass chhodna tha ,
Maine darwaza khulvaya to ek noukar ne darwaza khola vo mujhe pahchanta tha isliye maine use alka ke bare me puchha to usne bataya ki vo apne kamre me hai ,mai turant unke room me gya to dekha ki vo apne kapdo ko sahi se rakh rhi hai jab unko kuch Aahat hui tab usne meri taraf dekha aur turant mere karib aayi .
Alka: tiger tum jinn lok se kab aaye .
Mai : abhi hi aaya hu aur bahar chaliye aapke liye bhi suprise hai lekin aise nhi aise.( Unki aankhon ko apne hathon se dhak diya)
Fir unko room se bahar lekar aaya aur stebela ke aage khada kr diya, fir maine dhire se apna hath unki aankhon se hata liya.
Stebela ko dekte hi alka ke aankho me aansu aa gye aur usne stebela ko apne gale se laga liya.
Alka: stebela meri bahan kitne salo baad tumhe dekh rhi hu meri bahan jab se neel planet ka vinash hua tha tab ke baad aaj tumhe dekh rhi hu.
Stebela: mera bhi kuch aisa hi hall hai didi.
Dono soutan Kam bahne ek dusre ke gale lag kr aansu baha rhi thi fir kuch der baad dono alag hui fir alka ne kaha.
Alka: ye teeno kon hai stebela kitni pyari bachchiya hai.
Stebela: didi ye teeno humare bete tiger ki patniya hai ye nusrat aur neelofar mere bade bhai ki beti hai aur ye nargish hai meri beti.
Alka: oh.. mere humare bete ne teen shadiyan aur kr li .ooohh no main to ek baat bhul hi gyi , tiger tumhe abhi hi tumhare bua ke ghar jana hai.
Mai : bua ke ghar pr kyo?
Alka: ye to tumhe vaha jane pr hi pata chalega.
Suman: mai bhi chalti hu tiger tumhare sath.
Alka: nhi suman tum nhi ja sakti tumhare pet ka ubhar dikh raha hai aur vha tumhare family ke sabhi log honge to tumhara jana thik nhi, tum jao tiger jaldi.
Phir mai unhe bye bol kr gayab ho kr bua ke ghar ke samip hi viran jagah pe aaya aur normal ho kr bua ke ghar ki Taraf chal diya pr bua ke ghar ke samip jate hi mujhe kuch anhoni honi ki aashanka hone lagi , kyo ki bua ke ghar ke dur tak gadiyo ki line lagi hui thi aur logo ka hujum laga hua tha army ke bhi log aur unki gadiya bhi dikhai de rhi thi mai un sab ko chirta hua aage badne ke laga ghar ke samip jate hi mujhe mere dono chacha dikhe , tabhi un dono ki najar bhi mujh par padi.
Rajendra: tiger beta kaha tha tu ja andar ja teri bua aur bahno ko samhal sabhi ka ro ro ke bura hal ho gya hai .
Ye sunte hi mai ghar ke andar bhaga andar ja kr dekhta hu ki samne kisi lash ko safed kapde se dhaka gya hai sirf uska chehra hi dikhai de raha hai unke shradhanjali ke phul (flower) rkhe huve hai aur unke pass hi bua ro rhi thi jise meri maa aur gita bua bhi ro kr santavna de rhi thi kavita, kavya dono ke pass meri bahne sneha ,suman aur ritu Ruchi baith kar baith kar ro rhi hai samita bhi vhi pass me hi baithi hui thi jise meri Chachi archana sant kara rhi thi ,fir maine lash ke chehre ki taraf dekha tab Mera bhi dil dahal gya kyoki ye mere fufa ji ki lash thi, mai bhi vhi Jor se fufa ji bol kr rone laga jis se sab ka dhayan bhi meri taraf hua aur pahle bua mere pass rote huve aa kr lipat gyie uske baad fir samita kavya kavita bhi mere se lipat kar rone lagi sath me mai bhi unse lipat kar ro raha tha .
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khalida : uuuum mera aane wala hai phir se damand ji ap bhi aa jao na pls baad main chod lena dobara maaaaa main aa rahi hoon aur maine unko Muskura kar dekha aur unko bed par ulata litaya aur piche se chodne laga
aaaaah maaaaaaaaaa pehli baar main he jannt dikha di ap ne damand ji maaaaaaaaaa main aa rahi hooooon maaaaa main aaaaaaaa rahi hoon
Mai : main bhi aa raha hoon meri jaaaaaan main bhi aa raha hoon aur hum dono ek sath jhadne lage aur dono ke he jism kampne lage
Aur mere dhakko ki raftar itni tej thi ki jhadne ke baad khalida kisi tadapti kutiya ki tarah bed par adhmari halat main gir padi.
Ab aage
Khalida ke bed PR girte hi mai bhi bed PR let gya , kuch der aaram krne ke baad mai utha to dekha khalida bed PR vaise hi pet ke bal leti hui hai uski badi gand ko dekh ke mere maan me uske gand marne ka khayal aaya Mai uth kr khalida ke pass gya aur unki badi badi gand ko hatho me le kr sahlane laga
Kuch der tak mai vaise hi apni saas ke gand ko sahlata rha jab unko ahsas hua ki mai kya kr raha hu to vo boli.
Khalida: abhi bhi apka Maan nhi bhara damand ji.
Mai : kya kru sasu maa apki ye badi badi gand ko dekh kr mera maan ho raha hai ki mai apna lund apke gand me dal du.
Khalida: na baba na ab mai tumhe kuch bhi krne nhi dungi ek to pahle se hi meri halat bahut kharab hai mai to soch rahi thi ki jinda bach bhi paungi gi ki nhi.
Mai : maaf krna sasu ammi jo bhi mai aapse berahmi se kiya lekin maine aapko vaisa hi berahmi vala drish dekhte huve dekha isliye mujhe laga ki aapko vaisa hi chudai pasand hai.
Khalida: maine ab tak aisa kabhi socha na tha lekin jab maine tumhare lok ke vahsi pan vala drishay dekha to Maine bhi socha ki aise to Maine apne jivan bhar humesa apne souhar ke aage tange faila ke let gyi aur vo aaye aur do dhakke mar kr so gye lekin aaj jo tum ne kiya use mai apne jindgi bhar nhi bhul paungi sukriya damand ji apne mujhe vo sukh diya jiski maine kalpana bhi nahi ki thi .
Mai : aage bhi mai aapko vo sukh dunga sasu ammi pr iske liye aapko hamare lok aana hoga ya fir mujhe jinn lok aana hoga lekin ab ki baar jab bhi mai aapse milunga tab mai aapki ye badi badi gand jajur marung.
Khalida : aise sukh ke liye to Mai kahi bhi aa jayngi damand ji aur ye gand bhi mai aapko hi dungi tab tak mai apke aadam lok me kaise gand marate hai vo bhi sikh lungi.
Mai : thik hai saasu ammi ab mai chalta hu aap bhi aaram kre.
Uske baad mai apne kapde pahan kr nusrat ke room me aa gaya aur so gya kyoki agle din hume vapas bhi jana tha.
Agli subah sabhi fresh ho kr ek jagah baithe huve the nusrat aur unki ammi thodi taklif me thi, mere samne baithi heena mujhe hi dekh rhi thi, fir mai sab ki taraf dekh kr bolna suru kiya.
Mai : abba hurur mere jane ke baad aapko hi Jin lok ki bagdor samhalni hai aur koi bhi jarurat padne pr aap mujhe bula sakte hai.
Fir kuch der aur idhar udhar ki baate krne ke baad hum ne jaane ki ijazat mangi .
Khalida : (stebela se) baji meri bachchiyo ka khayal rakhna vha aadam lok me aap hi inki ammi rahengi.
Stebela: ye bhi koi kahne ki baat hai khalida ye meri bhi to bachchiya hai bachpan se hi mai teeno me koi antar nahi kiya hai na mai kabhi krungi tum befikar raho vaise bhi vaha meri bahan amanda bhi rhti hai hum vahi rahenge .
Mai : vaise ab unka naam amanda nhi alka hai.
Kadar: damand ji fir kab aaoge vapas Jin lok .
Mai : jab mujhe lagega ki naag lok jana hai us samay mai yaha vapas aaunga usi samay heena se bhi nikah karunga.
Fir hum vha se sidhe apne lok aa gye.
( Ye vhi din hai jab Shahid keshav ka parthik sarir unke ghar me laya gya tha.)
hum pahle alka ke pass gye kyoki stebela aur bakiyo ko bhi vhi rakhna tha filhal Suman ka bhi pet ab thoda dikhne laga tha isliye unko bhi yhi rakhna tha fir unko rambha ke pass chhodna tha ,
Maine darwaza khulvaya to ek noukar ne darwaza khola vo mujhe pahchanta tha isliye maine use alka ke bare me puchha to usne bataya ki vo apne kamre me hai ,mai turant unke room me gya to dekha ki vo apne kapdo ko sahi se rakh rhi hai jab unko kuch Aahat hui tab usne meri taraf dekha aur turant mere karib aayi .
Alka: tiger tum jinn lok se kab aaye .
Mai : abhi hi aaya hu aur bahar chaliye aapke liye bhi suprise hai lekin aise nhi aise.( Unki aankhon ko apne hathon se dhak diya)
Fir unko room se bahar lekar aaya aur stebela ke aage khada kr diya, fir maine dhire se apna hath unki aankhon se hata liya.
Stebela ko dekte hi alka ke aankho me aansu aa gye aur usne stebela ko apne gale se laga liya.
Alka: stebela meri bahan kitne salo baad tumhe dekh rhi hu meri bahan jab se neel planet ka vinash hua tha tab ke baad aaj tumhe dekh rhi hu.
Stebela: mera bhi kuch aisa hi hall hai didi.
Dono soutan Kam bahne ek dusre ke gale lag kr aansu baha rhi thi fir kuch der baad dono alag hui fir alka ne kaha.
Alka: ye teeno kon hai stebela kitni pyari bachchiya hai.
Stebela: didi ye teeno humare bete tiger ki patniya hai ye nusrat aur neelofar mere bade bhai ki beti hai aur ye nargish hai meri beti.
Alka: oh.. mere humare bete ne teen shadiyan aur kr li .ooohh no main to ek baat bhul hi gyi , tiger tumhe abhi hi tumhare bua ke ghar jana hai.
Mai : bua ke ghar pr kyo?
Alka: ye to tumhe vaha jane pr hi pata chalega.
Suman: mai bhi chalti hu tiger tumhare sath.
Alka: nhi suman tum nhi ja sakti tumhare pet ka ubhar dikh raha hai aur vha tumhare family ke sabhi log honge to tumhara jana thik nhi, tum jao tiger jaldi.
Phir mai unhe bye bol kr gayab ho kr bua ke ghar ke samip hi viran jagah pe aaya aur normal ho kr bua ke ghar ki Taraf chal diya pr bua ke ghar ke samip jate hi mujhe kuch anhoni honi ki aashanka hone lagi , kyo ki bua ke ghar ke dur tak gadiyo ki line lagi hui thi aur logo ka hujum laga hua tha army ke bhi log aur unki gadiya bhi dikhai de rhi thi mai un sab ko chirta hua aage badne ke laga ghar ke samip jate hi mujhe mere dono chacha dikhe , tabhi un dono ki najar bhi mujh par padi.
Rajendra: tiger beta kaha tha tu ja andar ja teri bua aur bahno ko samhal sabhi ka ro ro ke bura hal ho gya hai .
Ye sunte hi mai ghar ke andar bhaga andar ja kr dekhta hu ki samne kisi lash ko safed kapde se dhaka gya hai sirf uska chehra hi dikhai de raha hai unke shradhanjali ke phul (flower
) rkhe huve hai aur unke pass hi bua ro rhi thi jise meri maa aur gita bua bhi ro kr santavna de rhi thi kavita, kavya dono ke pass meri bahne sneha ,soman aur ritu Ruchi baith kar ro rhi hai samita bhi vhi pass me hi baithi hui thi jise meri Chachi archana sant kara rhi thi ,fir maine lash ke chehre ki taraf dekha tab Mera bhi dil dahal gya kyoki ye mere fufa ji ki lash thi, mai bhi vhi Jor se fufa ji bol kr rone laga jis se sab ka dhayan bhi meri taraf hua aur pahle bua mere pass rote huve aa kr lipat gyie uske baad fir samita kavya kavita bhi mere se lipat kar rone lagi sath me mai bhi unse lipat kar ro raha tha .
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Ye sunte hi mai ghar ke andar bhaga andar ja kr dekhta hu ki samne kisi lash ko safed kapde se dhaka gya hai sirf uska chehra hi dikhai de raha hai unke shradhanjali ke phul (flower
Ab aage......
Kuch der tak mai bhi unke pass baith kar rota rha fir maine socha ki mai bhi agar aisa hi rota rha to inhe kon samhalega isliye mai apne aap ko majbut banate huve apne aansu roke aur unsab ko bhi dilasa dete huve us sab ko chup karane laga fir papa, dono chacha aur fufa ji aaye aur keshav fufa ko antim sanskar ke liye le jane lage fufa ji sainik the isliye unhe Tirange se unke sarir ko dhaka hua tha jab fufa ji ke savh ko je jane ke liye uthaya jane laga tab bua ka rona aur badh gya vo maa aur gita bua sita bua ko rok rhi thi nhi to sita bua to fufa ji ke savh ko le jane hi nhi de rhi thi Khair jaise taise hum ne fufa ji ki arthi nikali aur pure vidi vidhan ke sath fufa ji ka antim sanskar hua fufaji ko maine hi mukhagni di kyo ki fufa ji ke pariwar me aur koi mard nahi tha aur vo mujhe apna beta hi mante the isliye sab ke kahne pr maine unka antim sanskar kiya .
Aise hi kuch din bit gye bua ke ghar shok ka mahol tha mere parivar ke sabhi log abhi yhi pr the gita bua ka bhi pura pariwar yhi pr tha,beete dino me mai jaan gya tha ki fufa ji ki mout kaise hui .
Abhi sabhi log hall me baithe huve the sivay sita bua ke vo apne room me humare bete ko doodh pila rhi thi mai haal se nikal kr sita bua ke paas gya vo bed PR baith kar humare bete ko doodh pila rhi thi abhi mai kuch bolne vala tha ki unhone mujhe sant rhne ka isara kiya aur bed PR baithne ka bhi isara kiya kuch der baad bua ne munne ki side me bistar par sulaya fir kaha.
Sita: vo munna sone vala tha isliye tumhe sant rhne ko kaha tha.
Kuch der tak na maine kuch kaha na bua ne fir maine hi khamoshi ko todte huve kaha.
Mai : bua fufa ji ko jisne bhi mara hai mai uska vo hall karunga ki vo sapne me bhi nahi socha hoga.
Sita: is se kya hoga tiger? tumhare fufa to vapas nhi aa jagenge na aur mai ab jayda dudh aur bardasht nahi kr sakti vo to chale gaye mujhe chhod kr vo maine sah liya lekin agar tumhe kuch ho gya to nhi-nhi ab jo ho gya use bhul jao bhagwan ki marji samjh kr .
Mai : mujhe kuch nahi hoga bua is prithvi par aisa koi nhi hai jo mujhe hani pahucha sake to aur rhi fufa ji ki baat to mai to use jinda nhi chhodunga chahe kuch bhi ho .
Bua rote huve mujhe gale laga kr tiger tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai bhi apni jaan de dungi tab tum hi socho ki humare bete ka kya hoga jo abhi abhi duniya me aaya hai.
Mai : kuch nhi hoga bua mujhe, aur aap meri baat dhayan se suniye bite dino me aapko kabhi aisa laga ho ki aapke andar kuch alag si saktiya mahsus hui ho .
Gale se alag ho kr ha kuch dino se maine apne andar kuch sakti mahsus to ki hai jaise abhi kuch dino se maine thik se khana bhi nhi khaya hai fir bhi mujh me Bahut energy hai hai aur mujhe thakan bhi nahi hoti.
Bua: ye sab mere hi karan hua hai maine ab tak jinke saath sex kiya hai unsab me kuch na kuch saktiya jarur aayi hai aur ab to mai jinno ka baadshah bhi hu to meri sakti kai guna badh gyi hai.
Tabhi room ke darwaje par jo ab tak humari baat sun rhi thi vo aakar kahti hai.
Samita: ha bhabhi tiger sahi kah raha hai vo abhi kuch din pahle jinn lok se hi vapas aaya hai.
Sita: tu kya humari baate sunne ke liye aayi thi .
Samita: nhi bhabhi mai to aap dono ko bulane aayi thi tiger ke papa aap dono ko bahar bula rahe hai.
Fir hum teeno hall me aa kr sabhi ke sath baith gye .
Rajeswar: sita maine tai kiya hai ki ab se tum log humare sath rahoge mai nhi chahta tum log yha raho tiger bhi kuch dino me final exam ke baad vha chala jayega aise me is ghar me koi mard hi nhi rahega aur tum logo ko mai akele aise hi chhod nhi sakta.
Sita : pr hum kaise vha rah sakte hai aur is ghar se unki yaadein judi hui hai is ghar ko bahut Arman se unhone kharida tha .
Rajendra: sita dumhare teeno bhai apni baheno aur bachcho ko samhal sakte hai aur rhi ghar ki baat to hum use bechne ke liye nhi kah rahe hai ,a re bhai jab bachche yha rhe hai padhai kr rhe hai to jab unko yha aana ho ga to vo is ghar me rha lenge hum bhi weekend me kabhi yha aana hua to hum logo bhi yha rha denge kyo bhabhi.
Aarti (majakiya andaj me) sita tum biradri me humari naak katvana chahati ho kya log kya kahenge mere pati ko ki biwi ke bahan ko apne ghar rakh liya aur apni bahan ko vha akela chhod Diya.
Sita: nhi bhabhi mai aisa kuch bhi nhi hone dungi thik hai agar aap sab yahi chahte ho to mai aap logo ke sath jane ko taiyar hu pr baki sabhi se bhi puchhna to padega.
Ravi: thik hai didi abhi puchh lete hai kavita kavya tumhari kya ichchha hai.
Kavita: mama ji tiger ke sath hum bhi final exam ke baad aa jayenge.
Kavya: ji mama ji .
Ravi: aur samita ji aapki kya ichchha hai.
Samita: mai filhal to in logo ke final exam tak yhi rahungi fir mai America chali jaungi vha meri ek friend rahti hai shital unka vha khud ka business hai vo mujhe vha kab se bula rhi thi to maine socha ki mai bhi unke sath ja kr rahungi.
Sita: pr samita tum vha akeli kaise rahogi.
Samita: akeli kaha bhabhi shital hai na vha usi ke sath rahungi vo mujhe friend Kam bahan jayeda manti hai tiger to us ko bahut achchhi tarah janta hai kyo tiger.
Mai : ha bua vo bahut achchhi ladki hai jane do samita bua ko.
Sab hai isliye bua kahna pad raha tha.
Rajeswar: thik hai fir sab ka ho gaya to do din baad sita hum logo ke sath jayegi aur baki tiger kavita kavya final exam ke baad aayenge kisi ko aur koi problem to nahi hai na?
Gita: mujhe hai bhaiya:
Rajendra: ab tujhe kya hua tujhe bhi humare sath chalna hai to chal...hahahah
Chacha ki is baat ve sab has diye.
Gita: very funny hahhaha ho gya bsss...
Mai ye kahna chahti hu ki didi abhi mere sath rahegi kyoki kuch dino baad ritu ke papa ki chhutti katam ho jayengi to vo chale jayenge mai ghar me akeli ho jaungi isliye mai chahti hu ki didi mere sath rahe fir tiger ke exam hone ke baad vo aa jayenga didi ko lene is bahane tiger bhi dekh lega humara Ghar.
Rajendra :thik hai fir jaise teri marji.
Fir sab log ek sath khana kha kr gye.
