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1. Mod chala mod banane?

 

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TWS me ju logo ka swagat hai ​

Kya kabhi socha hai... ki jab tum sab offline ho jaate ho toh phorum par kya-kya kaand hote hai? Apun bhi ek din isi sawal se joojh raha tha aur phir apun ne socha ki saala iske baare me kuchh na kuchh toh karna padega.

Tab, apne ko Story Collector bhau ka khayal aaya. Inhone meri madad pehle bhi kar rakhi thi. Mein jaanta tha ki inke network se behtar akkhe phorum me kisi ka network nahi hai. Siraj bhau amar rahe TWS me wo har cheez hogi. Apun tum sab ke saamne logon ke har wo raaz kholega, har wo kissa ujaagar hoga jo phorum ke panno me kahi samaaya hoga.

Aur, humaara pehla kissa hai ~

1. Mod chala mod banane?
Ghatna sthal : Sins-kaari Xphorum

Baat kuchh dino pehle ki hai... apun ne seedha Siraj bhau ko call lagaaya. Mein jaanta tha ki wo thode tharki hai par kaam ekdum chaukas karte hai. Ghanti baji aur meri poojneeya mahatma se baat hui-

*Ring* *Ring*

Siraj Patel : Hello?

Mein : Pehchaan kaun?

Siraj Patel : Haan haan! Samajh gaya! Kya hua?

Mein : Bhau! Ju ke wahi khabri chahiye the...!

Siraj Patel : Nahi nahi! Bahut kharcha hota hai mera, mein aise nahi-

Mein (phusphusate hue) : Petticoat mil jayega!

Siraj Patel (ghabrakar aas-paas dekhte hue) : K-Kya? *haklaate hue* M-Mein kya pico-fall waala hu kya? K-Kya petticoat? M-Mein kya karunga unka? Mera unse koi-

Mein : Arey bhau! Poora toh sunn liya karo. Khaali petticoat nahi... Andar ka maal bhi aayega na.

Siraj Patel : S-Sacchi?

Mein : Mucchi!

Siraj Patel : Kaam ho jayega!

Mein : Ye hui na baat. Aur, bhau wo mein keh raha tha ki-

Siraj Patel : Haan? Jaldi bol-

Mein : Kuchh nahi, mein keh raha tha ki wo... story ki agar pdf bann jaati thodi toh-

Siraj Patel : Haan haan bann jayegi, kitne updates hue hai?

Mein : Zyada nahi bas abhi 206-

*Call ends*

Mein : Huh?

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Par, iske pehle ki mein bechaara apni chhoti si story ki sifarish kar paata Siraj bhau ne apna call kaat diya. Lekin, wo jaante nahi the, ki iska badla mein baad me unse lene waala tha

Isi tarah mujhe bhau ke khabri praapt hue jinhone mujhe sab kuchh shoot kar ke recording laa kar di...Toh aao, aap aur hum milke dekhe ki bhala ek mod... kyu chala mod banane? Parda gira re-

Ek raat, Lounge ke 'chit-chatters' thread me bhaari mehfil jami hui thi. Kaaran tha-

Imperator ne keh ke rakha tha ki jo thread par sabse zyada post karega use phalaana-dhimkana award milenge. Lekin, sabse zyada aakarshak tha:

Membership ya mod post ka award.

Bas, phir kya tha, sab iss daud me shaamil ho gaye. Lekin, koi ek tha... swayam mod... jo saanp ki chaal se reng raha tha Dassne ke liye. Par, khud mod hoke public ke beech jaa ke agar aisa kiya, toh saare intentions reveal ho sakte the.

Aur, isliye...

Usne apne aap ko dhak ke, normal public me blend hoke iss kaam ko anjaam diya.

Raj_sharma apni toli ke saath uss raat aa chuka tha. Wo thread jaha JaideepRaj tehelka machaaye hue tha aur leading top poster tha. Aur, ye rahi uske aage ki vardaat:












Tamaam phorum ke members mehfil jamaaye hue the, kintu Raju ki paini nazrein sirf leading top posters par thi.











Wahi idhar Lucifer apne param mitra aur bandhu Trinity ko talaash rahe the. Par, inse ek galti ho gayi... Ye lounge ko aise hi khula chhor kar bhaag gaye.





Toh wahi mahila mandal thread ke previous pages par jama hui padi thi, unka vishay bahut hi gambheer tha aur wo tha: jabran ki chinta (as usual)

JaideepRaj sabhi ko thread ke previous pages ki sair karwaate hue seedhe current page par le jaane laga.



Par, yaha Raju ne apni pehli chaal chal di thi. Jaideep ko churan deke wo thread ke current page me ghusne ke liye taiyaar tha.





Raju ne turant hi apne bade Seth ko call bhidaaya. Ab kuchh na kuchh bahaana toh chahiye tha na...







Aur, isi tarah Raju ne Jaideep ko race se baahar kar diya tha.

Lekin, ye nauseekhiye nahi jaante the ki andar inse bhi badi boss baithi hui thi Aur, woh thi :

















Shivani guptaa ke jaate hi inki toli bhaari maatra me spam me jutt chuki thi Ye emojis, shayaris, jo mil raha tha, sab phekte jaa rahe the.








Magar, bechari Shivani panchayat me itni magan rehti thi ki usko khud nahi pata tha ki wo abhi lounge me hi thi




Aur, aise hi Raju ne dusri top leading poster ko bhi thread ke baahar dhakel diya tha. Ab poore thread par Raju ka akkha qabza tha. Spamming hi spamming

Idhar phorum ke front page par bechaara humaara JaideepRaj intezar me tha:













Par jab tak sabko samajh aata, jab tak sab log thread me bhaagte, Raju apna kaam kar chuka tha

Repair ke bahaane itna spam kiya ki sabko pachhaadte hue wo leading poster bann gaya.

Aur, aise hi ek mod... Wapas se mod banane ki list me shaamil ho gaya. Arrest kar lo iss mod ko... Dhaandhli kar ke ee sasuri bechaare Jaideepwa ko choona laga diya.

THE END.

 

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Shivani guptaa Sasukes Mistress Avaran JaideepRaj vihan27

Attendence laga do

 

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Shivani guptaa Sasukes Mistress Avaran JaideepRaj vihan27

Attendence laga do

Ye kya bana dia mujhe

 

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Adirshi Aakash. The Immortal Agasthya Raj_sharma Ashish120 Scripted

Mods logis

 

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Ye kya bana dia mujhe

Padho poora

 

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Black Samar_Singh Elon Musk_ lyanna jaanvi sen

 

[Shivani guptaa]

TWS me ju logo ka swagat hai ​

Kya kabhi socha hai... ki jab tum sab offline ho jaate ho toh phorum par kya-kya kaand hote hai? Apun bhi ek din isi sawal se joojh raha tha aur phir apun ne socha ki saala iske baare me kuchh na kuchh toh karna padega.

Tab, apne ko Story Collector bhau ka khayal aaya. Inhone meri madad pehle bhi kar rakhi thi. Mein jaanta tha ki inke network se behtar akkhe phorum me kisi ka network nahi hai. Siraj bhau amar rahe TWS me wo har cheez hogi. Apun tum sab ke saamne logon ke har wo raaz kholega, har wo kissa ujaagar hoga jo phorum ke panno me kahi samaaya hoga.

Aur, humaara pehla kissa hai ~

1. Mod chala mod banane?
Ghatna sthal : Sins-kaari Xphorum

Baat kuchh dino pehle ki hai... apun ne seedha Siraj bhau ko call lagaaya. Mein jaanta tha ki wo thode tharki hai par kaam ekdum chaukas karte hai. Ghanti baji aur meri poojneeya mahatma se baat hui-

*Ring* *Ring*

Siraj Patel : Hello?

Mein : Pehchaan kaun?

Siraj Patel : Haan haan! Samajh gaya! Kya hua?

Mein : Bhau! Ju ke wahi khabri chahiye the...!

Siraj Patel : Nahi nahi! Bahut kharcha hota hai mera, mein aise nahi-

Mein (phusphusate hue) : Petticoat mil jayega!

Siraj Patel (ghabrakar aas-paas dekhte hue) : K-Kya? *haklaate hue* M-Mein kya pico-fall waala hu kya? K-Kya petticoat? M-Mein kya karunga unka? Mera unse koi-

Mein : Arey bhau! Poora toh sunn liya karo. Khaali petticoat nahi... Andar ka maal bhi aayega na.

Siraj Patel : S-Sacchi?

Mein : Mucchi!

Siraj Patel : Kaam ho jayega!

Mein : Ye hui na baat. Aur, bhau wo mein keh raha tha ki-

Siraj Patel : Haan? Jaldi bol-

Mein : Kuchh nahi, mein keh raha tha ki wo... story ki agar pdf bann jaati thodi toh-

Siraj Patel : Haan haan bann jayegi, kitne updates hue hai?

Mein : Zyada nahi bas abhi 206-

*Call ends*

Mein : Huh?

---

Par, iske pehle ki mein bechaara apni chhoti si story ki sifarish kar paata Siraj bhau ne apna call kaat diya. Lekin, wo jaante nahi the, ki iska badla mein baad me unse lene waala tha

Isi tarah mujhe bhau ke khabri praapt hue jinhone mujhe sab kuchh shoot kar ke recording laa kar di...Toh aao, aap aur hum milke dekhe ki bhala ek mod... kyu chala mod banane? Parda gira re-

Ek raat, Lounge ke 'chit-chatters' thread me bhaari mehfil jami hui thi. Kaaran tha-

Imperator ne keh ke rakha tha ki jo thread par sabse zyada post karega use phalaana-dhimkana award milenge. Lekin, sabse zyada aakarshak tha:

Membership ya mod post ka award.

Bas, phir kya tha, sab iss daud me shaamil ho gaye. Lekin, koi ek tha... swayam mod... jo saanp ki chaal se reng raha tha Dassne ke liye. Par, khud mod hoke public ke beech jaa ke agar aisa kiya, toh saare intentions reveal ho sakte the.

Aur, isliye...

Usne apne aap ko dhak ke, normal public me blend hoke iss kaam ko anjaam diya.

Raj_sharma apni toli ke saath uss raat aa chuka tha. Wo thread jaha JaideepRaj tehelka machaaye hue tha aur leading top poster tha. Aur, ye rahi uske aage ki vardaat:












Tamaam phorum ke members mehfil jamaaye hue the, kintu Raju ki paini nazrein sirf leading top posters par thi.











Wahi idhar Lucifer apne param mitra aur bandhu Trinity ko talaash rahe the. Par, inse ek galti ho gayi... Ye lounge ko aise hi khula chhor kar bhaag gaye.





Toh wahi mahila mandal thread ke previous pages par jama hui padi thi, unka vishay bahut hi gambheer tha aur wo tha: jabran ki chinta (as usual)

JaideepRaj sabhi ko thread ke previous pages ki sair karwaate hue seedhe current page par le jaane laga.



Par, yaha Raju ne apni pehli chaal chal di thi. Jaideep ko churan deke wo thread ke current page me ghusne ke liye taiyaar tha.





Raju ne turant hi apne bade Seth ko call bhidaaya. Ab kuchh na kuchh bahaana toh chahiye tha na...







Aur, isi tarah Raju ne Jaideep ko race se baahar kar diya tha.

Lekin, ye nauseekhiye nahi jaante the ki andar inse bhi badi boss baithi hui thi Aur, woh thi :

















Shivani guptaa ke jaate hi inki toli bhaari maatra me spam me jutt chuki thi Ye emojis, shayaris, jo mil raha tha, sab phekte jaa rahe the.








Magar, bechari Shivani panchayat me itni magan rehti thi ki usko khud nahi pata tha ki wo abhi lounge me hi thi




Aur, aise hi Raju ne dusri top leading poster ko bhi thread ke baahar dhakel diya tha. Ab poore thread par Raju ka akkha qabza tha. Spamming hi spamming

Idhar phorum ke front page par bechaara humaara JaideepRaj intezar me tha:













Par jab tak sabko samajh aata, jab tak sab log thread me bhaagte, Raju apna kaam kar chuka tha

Repair ke bahaane itna spam kiya ki sabko pachhaadte hue wo leading poster bann gaya.

Aur, aise hi ek mod... Wapas se mod banane ki list me shaamil ho gaya. Arrest kar lo iss mod ko... Dhaandhli kar ke ee sasuri bechaare Jaideepwa ko choona laga diya.

THE END.

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