Toilet ~ A Poo Story
Guest Appearance : Priest aka Pakiya
" kaha ho be... hagne nahi jaana kya...."main abhi so kar utha hee tha aur khade lund ko pakad kar baitha hee raha tha ki Dirtybiker urf DB ne call kiya...Maine ghadi me time dekha subah ke 5 baj rahe the
"Ye sale ko roj subah itni jaldi hagas lag jati hai aur fir sabko pareshan karta hai..."main mann me bola
"Lawde hum sun rahe hai... "
"Abey, raat me bina mutth maare so gaye the kya.. jo neend itni jaldi khul gayi..."
"Abey mutth maare , humare dushman ... A K 420 ... tum beta jaldi se wo dedh litre wala botal me pani lekar milo priestwa ke khet me... sala kal sham ko mere khet me haga hai. Rebhenge time... aadha litre me leke mat aana. Dono log ko pujega nahi. Aisa hagenge aaj ki sara gaanv yaad rakhega.."
Fir kya tha main baniyan aur chaddi ke upar towel lapet kar bahar pade ek dedh litre ke dibbe me pani bhar kar nikal pada priest aka pakiya ke khet ki taraf. Mere ghar se 10 minute ke raaste me tha pakiya ka khet , raaste me mujhe pakiya bhi mila... jo mask naa hone ki vajah se apni chaddi ko mask banakar pahne hue the. wo apna muh dhake dabba lekar DB ke khet ki taraf daude ja raha tha....
"Abey pakiya... kidhar..."
"Hath chhod nahi toh tere hath me hee....."
Pakiya ka itna bolna tha ki maine use chhod diya aur wo sarpat DB ke khet ki taraf bhaga.... aur main aaram se dedh litre ka dibba liye pakiya ke khet , jo ki dusari disha me tha udhar badha... DB mujhe Pakiya ki khet ke med par khaini malta hua dikha toh main khushi khushi udhar badha.... mujhe aata dekh DB ne mere liye bhi khaini mala aur fir mujhe dete hue bola...
"Main jaa raha.... tu dekh koyi aaye na..."DB ne khaini muh me dabaya aur andhere me sama gaya...
Andhera utna bhi nahi tha aur thodi der baad toh wo bhi nahi rahne wala tha... isliye main bhi wahi ek taraf baithne ka socha... aur apni pant kholkar baithne hee wala tha ki...
"Abey dikh nahi raha tujhe ki main yaha baitha hu.., bahra hai kya.... ?"
"Kaun hai be..."
"main AK 420"
"Abe, line me do do hath ki doori me baith jao... sath me khet jaane ka ek hee usool hai. Nazar saamne honi chahiye... naa aage, na peeche.. na daye , na baye.. na upar, na neeche... chheee lawda...
"DB bola... wo explain karte hue khud experiment bhi kar raha tha aur isi dauran usne neeche dekh liya....
Bas iske baad hum sab apne apne ghar aa gaye.
To be continued......
Ab isme bhi twist chahiye kya