The XForum Scoop - #9

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The Fullstop

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Disclaimer- kaafi time se mai dekh raha tha ek specific group story section me negativity failane ki koshish me laga hua hai jisse xf ko nuksan pahunche lekin ye chutiye kya hi karenge khair baat ye nahi hai ke ye kya kar rahe hain ya isse kya hoga baat ye hai ke meko XF ke kisi bhi part me negativity nahi chahiye. Lakin iske liye chutiyon ko kuch nahi bola ja sakta kyunki level bhi to maintain rakhna padta hai bhai to pesh ek lambi baatcheet ka ek chhota hissa ( aur han ye bolne ke paise nahi diye hain writers ko )

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Location : nahi bataunga ye sab UG ka naksa hi bana lenge sun sun ke



Abhi mai noobde sm ke sath baitha hua hun mtlb apne mathur sahab aur ham log supremo anna ki peti se beer chura ke pel rahe hain mtlb ab yaar dekho itna to banta hai budhau ne saalon se nahi dikhai hai shakal UG me ab ye jo hai hamara hi hai, last time password deke gaye the tab se mai mathur aur bade wale budhau yahin se beer le jaate hain idhar samjh lo poora godam bana rakha hai supremo anna ne



Daaru aur beer to theek hai lekin ye mathur pata na kaisa Punjabi hai yrrr isko daaru hazam na hoti mtlb andar se bakchodi nikhar ke baahar aati hai



Mathur - boss kuch bhi bolo ye supremo anna ne bada accha kaam kiya ke idhar liquor ka stock rakha hai





jisdin pata chal gaya na ke tu idhar se chura ke peeta hai to kidney bech ke paisa wasool kar lenge





aisa nahi hoga boss apan poori hoshiyari se aata hai idhar sab pata hota meko



accha to right side me jo door hai wo kidhar ka hai





bathroom ka





kitchen hai wo bsdk aur ise sab pata hai, tu lawdu fanswa dega kisi din, tu ss ki report nikal pahle



sab ok hai boss



cool yahi to chahiye bas



lakin ek problem hai



abhi to bola ke sab ok hai



are bhool gaya tha chindi log hain kuch





kya hua



chhote log hai gunda banne ka try kar rahe writer ko provoke, abuse karke



aise sab ko lamba ban maara maine



ab unke chele chapate bhadka rahe logon ko ke staff writers ke against hai unhe bhagana chahte hai, incest stories band karana chahte hai wagerah wagerah



ye wahi log hain jinke sir par bachpan me chot lag jaati hai band karna hota to seedhe na band kar dete



Chalo na gaali deke aate hain bhosdi walon ko



Jaa be nalle itna vella baitha hun kya



Lekin negativity failane ka try kar rahe wo log

Inse na ho payega UA hain abhi



Lakin kuch to karna padega boss chalo aaj pel hi dete hain



Nope. Aise nahi inki to keh ke lenge chal aaj full stop laga ke ate hain



Yahin se laga do na boss abhi uthne ka man nahi hai



Yahin se kya bsdk lawde pe syahi laga ke phenk du chalna padega



Kidhar chal rahe ?



Enigma ka interview lene



Tab chal raha mai aajkal wo story padh raha complete karne ke baad update se bhi lambe review chaap ke aaunga



Jaa be pahle ulti karke aadha kilo saunf khake aa badbu aa rahi tere se aur teesri shelf se deo utha ke usi se naha lena







(Han to mai hun Genius khair apan log to milte rahte hain intro kitni baar ho gaya ab kya karna to scoop me mai kuch aisa karne ka try kar raha tha jisse negativity par fullstop lag jaaye fir soncha ke writers ki baat hai kyon na kisi writer se hi puch li jaaye to isi liye ek session enigma bhai ke sath)





Han to mai gaadi nikal ke main road par laaya hi tha ke mathur sahab beer ki peti ke sath aaye aur use peeche ki seat par rakh ke bole



Gaadi tera bhai chalayega



Mere bhai ko pata maalum hai



Nahi



Driving licence hai ?



Nahi



Acha bata beech wala paddle brake hota hai ya accelerator



Clutch



Waah bsdk ke waah ab agar mera bhai car me nahi baitha to mai mere bhai ki gaand pe laat maar ke akela chala jaunga





Khair jaise taise ham log nikle aur ek shandar pahadi ke suicide point pe jahan se poora sahar dikhta hai udhar pahunche udhar enigma bhai ek haath me beerki bottle aur doosre hath me cigarette leke baithe hue the apan log ne jo bol bacchan kiya usko skip karke seedhe topic pe aate hain





1st of all wish your fans



I guess I am one among them and the maximum credit goes to Xforum family. I am basically a reader and every reader at XF helped me to pen my first ever long story. People who are proper readers never harass you but will motivate and criticize. And one long year at XF as a story writer is totally life changing experience for me.



XF scoop me interview deke kaisa lag raha hai



ek number bawa. Matlab Siraj Bhai ne jab scoop ka jikar Kiya tha toh laga jaane Kya he karte hai. Fir casinar Bhai ka interview padha, unka admirer hu main bahot bada.



Virtual forums ke safar ki shuruaat kaise hui aur XF par kaise aana hua



Virtual forum Matlab ye sahi stage hai jaha aap wo Kar sakte hai Jo khwahish hai lekin pehchan ko bhi jyada dikkat nahi aur sath he ek majedar ehsaas jaisa. Aap 2 tarah jee rahe hai. Artificial bahari duniya ke sath aur swabhavik yahan virtual forums par

Pehli baar Xforum he Mera stage bana hai aur yahi shuruwaat hai. Accident tha ye lekin majedar wala. Ek dost the hamare jo Sara din phone par chipke rehte the. Ek din phone unlock chhod Kar Bhai sahab bathroom chale Gaye drink ke time. Screen par dekha toh kahani padhi ja rahi thi Saand

Xossip ka pata tha lekin Xforum toh bas kismat se pata chali. Accha haadsa tha jis wajah se kayi purane lekhak bhi yahan Nazar aaye aur unki rachnaye jinhe kab se talash kar Raha tha



Story lekhan me kaise aana hua



25 se jyada saal se padhne ka shauk barkaraar hai. Zindagi bhi kabhi ek jagah nahi ruki itne saalo me aur ek chitrakaar vyakti har jagah kirdaar aur unke sath kuch manghadant kahaniyan bana he leta hai. Is beech bahot sari laghu kahaniyan aur romantic-sad poems likhi angrezi, Hindi me. Kabhi akhbar me prakashit hui toh kabhi internet par anjaan ke naam se. 1997 me pehli Kavita likhi thi aur 2003 me ek laghu kahani.

Isme santushti nahi thi fir bhi diary me likhta raha. 2015 tak business, painting, traveling ke sath sath dimaag me bahot kuch sama gaya tha. Phir typing ki koshish ki lekin Kahani beech me ruk gayi , sehat ki wajah se. Takriban 4 saal baad bas irada bana liya ki ab bas likhna hai aur kaam se 50% break le liya.



Kabhi kabhi jivan me aage badhne ke liye pichhla sabkuch nikalna jaruri ho jata hai. Bas in gumnaam kirdaro, Sochi Hui ghatnao ke sath sath sahi jiwan ke anek sidhant likhne ka irada banaya aur yaha aa gaya. Yaha akhbar ki tarah one way system nahi hai, aap padhne walo se baatchit Kar sakte ho, kami sudhar sakte ho aur acchi baat hai ke yaha pratikriya sath he milti hai



Incest ko kyon chuna likhne ke liye ? As many people doesn't like talking about it



Hum log jo bhi hai dohri maansikta waale log hai. Ek taraf hamesha aadarsho ki baat ka hawala dete hai wahi dusri taraf rivaaj bhi aise ki devar bhabhi ka majaak, jija saali aadhi gharwali ki kahawat chalane wale. Incest ya rishto me sambandh paap bhi hai aur uski kakpana Karne wale bhi humi log.



Gaanv-kasbe me thode purane waqt ki Meri yaadein batati hai ki ye kuritiya hamesha he se vyapt rahi hai. Chori chhipe he sahi. Aur Kahani likhte samay Mera maksad sirf koyi taboo likhna nahi tha. Haan taboo bhi shaamil Kiya kyonki ye kadwa sach hai.



Incest Kahani me sirf incest nahi hai lekin ye khud bayaan karta hai ke logo me is vishay par aasakti aur Chahat jarur hai.



Waise main is Kahani ka he ek clean version bhi likh Raha hu bahari duniya ke liye



Jaroor xf par bhi share karna

Khair apne sath xf par ghatit koi anokha kissa jise share karna chahenge , kuch khatti meethi yaaden



Pehli he baar me kisi ne kaha tha ke aap Avi Bhai he ho na?



Aur ek dost ne toh mujhe he Ansh Pandit keh Kar bulaya message me

XF par kabhi bhi bura mehsoos ni hua bhai Logo ne provoke kiya Falana ye uske sath itne log etc etc, Ye chhod gaya kyonki ek alag team hai , Isko Tang kia , Mere sath na kuch bhi galat nahi hua bhai. XF family ne bache ki tarah rakha Koyi bhadkane laga toh ban. Galat bola toh ban.. Matlab I'm totally pampered kid at XF Pyaar mila aur sabne Diya. Siraj, genius, immortal sabne .Man there is nothing wrong when you are right



lakin kuch log politics khel rahe apne faayde ke liye jo bhadkate rahte logon ko kya kar sakte hain ab





Waise ek reader ka masoom sa sawal aaya hai mera nahi hai ye Aap wife se itna darte kyon hain ( ye mera nahi tha sach me readers ka hai gazab readers hain yaar LoL )



Bhai. Meri wife? kismat hai Bhai. I always wanted to tell this. You don't need hundred girls, one right can make you feel better thousand times Mere wali gazab hai Aaj birthday hai uska



(aaj se mtlb us din se hai jab ye baaten hui thi mai date nahi bataunga tum sab late b’day wish kar dena )



Wish her from my side too



Sure I started story on her b’day



Unhe batana ke kitne log jaan gaye hain ke bhabhi ke laptop rakh lene se update late ho jaata hai



Hahaha. Yeah she worries a lot. Basically main art videos aur IT se hu toh usko problem hai hamesha laptop pas hone se. One day I will tell her about our story



Man i was surfing pages in your story and i got too funny content like, the way members are supporting you is just insane tell me something about your view on this topic



Yeah.. mind-blowing. Matlab Meri absence me readers story size review dete hai. Just to calm the mob. Itna Pyaar hai Bhai ki mat pucho. Email is flooded. They wanted to know me. Attachment aisi ki kabhi galat comment unhone he sehan na Kiya. Kya maange Bhai isse jyada Kahani Meri kaha rahi I love xf because we are due to this platform A shit story turned out blockbuster. Mere liye toh aisa he hai



Never saw you involved in any controversial matter now a days lounge is a active part of XF what's your view on it. Chit chat section me dekha nahi ju ko jyada



See. We are regular people. Same burden and lots of things to worry about. Lounge is a place to feel light. I myself advise that go and spam there. Dimag thanda Karo Bhai, gussa kis baat ka Ghar leke Jana. Yahi lado yahi shaant and love your family. Wahi toh hai Jo hum hai Aag laga ke side ho jata hu Coz I'm satisfied I need to make them feel better



Xf ke story section ke baare me kya khayal hai aur abhi current me fav writer kaun hai



virtual forums me mere pasandida lekhak rahe hai Ansh Pandit, Avi bhai, Rajesh Sarhadi aur Casinar baaki Raja chouhan accha likh Raha hai, Raj_sharma agar dhyan de toh harshit1890 ke aaspas ja sakta hai but harshit is really a class apart. Versha Ritu se ummeed hai agar wo Surendra Mohan ji ka thoda anusaran band Kare. Lonetiger ek gazab lekhak hai bas wahi details wali issue reh jaati hai. Currently I'm watching Mahesh Bhai. Bahu aur pauti wali kahani XF is not about hard xxx content It is more about writing content and description Likhne wala toh Bhai 2 page ki Kahani nimbu ka achaar bhi behod likh gaya. Phir 2000 panne ki pyaar ? bar bhi galat ho he sakti hai



Itni saari politics ghus aai xf me mai naam to nahi lunga aapko bhi pata hai log ban hue doosre writers ko bhadkane ki koshish hui other sites ka promotion hua aur bhi bahut khuch in sab par kya kehna chahenge aap



Example deta hu. Mere thread par kisi aur writer ki story ka chhota sa promotion hua. Maine saamne se khud he promote Kar diya. Acchi hai toh padho na Bhai. Thread bhi toh XF ka he hai. Meri kahani ka hashtag incest hai, dur rehna chaho to raho. Na galat bolenge aur galat kahoge toh jawaab he nahi denge.



Kuch log sochte hai ke wo deserve karte hai. Matlab Bhai ye sabhi sochte hai but one needs to do enough hardwork. Yaha evm nahi hai direct readers hai. XF actually abhi ek free ring lagta hai in logo ko. Aao, group banao, abuse and let them quit. Apni story ya apna copy paste aage jaane do. It failed brutally. Siraj aur aapne toh PDF section he bana Diya .



Ab kaha darr aise mob ka? I keep myself Frontline on other threads so my follower should help that hardworking writer. Mil ke he chalenge toh sath rahenge na Bhai. Har kahani apni he hai lekin Jo galat hai wo sirf soch se hai. Pure following 90% Abusers below 5. We can handle that





Nice one. well any thing other you wanna share with your readers



I was waiting for this brother Main kuch kehna chahta hu Hum bolte hai namak. Ishq ka bhi hota hai paseene ka bhi. Wo safed rang aise he nahi aata dost, mehnat karne aur bharose se he saaf hota hai. Koyi tumhe jagah de, jeene ki wajah de. Mushkil samay me hava de. Aur jarurat par sava de. Anadar matt karna.

Kaun hai hum?

Anjaan, tyaage hue, Chahat ke maare ya phir pyaar. Wo aise hoga Kya? Jaha aaye ho kam se kam yaha toh shukargujar ho jao.



Wo shaam kuch ajeeb thi jab tum na ru-ba-ru thi...



Tumhe dekhne ki hasrat ko main gustakh na banunga

XF hai. Bhai Likho, bolo, question Karo lekin don't abuse Sab free hai toh g@nd ni marna Expensive. Block



Ju ne itna sab likha log bolenge ye maine apni taraf se likh diya staff ke liye



Main Bhai signature deta hu



Mathur ( hichki ke sath ) bhai mai bhi puchun kuch

Sure

Mathur - Story mein jo yeh bhari bhari words aap likhte ho toh kaha se laate ho bhai

Wajan jo hai bandhu wo hamare aaspas se he aaya hai. Main devnagri me likhta toh 50 update hote. Bhasha kuch nahi hai bas paani hai. Himachal me saaf, hariyanvi thodi Tang, Punjabi mudd gayi aur Rajasthani mix. Dharam nahi hai koyi bhasha ka. Bundelkhandi me Muslim bhi bolte hai aur Hyderabad ke Hindu Urdu jaante hai. Main is desh ka he toh hu.



Mathur- mujhe aur kuch bhi puchna hai bhai bas ruko jara ulti karke aaya



Me – iska yahi scene hai aap readers ko alvida bolo bas fir milenge

Ye Zindagi tumhari hai. Kaise jeena hai beshak koyi Bata Jaye lekin jeena tumhe hai. Main waqt hu Jo aa Kar gujar jayega lekin shabnam tumhi dhund lo. Aaj thik ho toh Kal tumhara hai dost. Nahi toh roshni kisi aur se udhar lena Zindagi nahi. Pyaar ? bar



Accha ye sab chhodo ye nashe kyon le rahe ho, not good for health



Are ye to bas mahaul ke liye hai beer bottle me milkshake hai aur cigarette jalai hi nahi





THE FULLSTOP



SPREAD POSITIVITY. NEGATIVITY BHI TO WAISE BHI BAHUT HAI XF KO NA SHAMIL KARO ISME

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[Akki ❸❸❸]

Arre humko bhi jana hai waha men

❤day

 

[AK 24]

Aaj tak spam naa kiya apan

Like se jada post hai teri

 

[Lucifer]

How the fuck is my story at number 10 konsa nasha hai ye Genius Assassin KR$NA Lucifer noob staff

 

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Like se jada post hai teri

Ab logo ko apan ki baatein pasand naa aati to like nahi karte simple

 

[Enigma]

Enigma

Dhanyavaad madam Ji. Ye toh triple surprise ho gaya.

 

[Enigma]

Saar humka abhi bhi entry naa hai ju ke thread pe

Hum aaj he prabandh karte hai Bhai. Ye chakkar samajh se pare ho gaya.

 

[Naina]

Dhanyavaad madam Ji. Ye toh triple surprise ho gaya.

Kaisa laga interview deke
badi gyaan ki baatein ho rahi thi

 

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Hum aaj he prabandh karte hai Bhai. Ye chakkar samajh se pare ho gaya.

Haa kariye