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Dophar ka waqt Suraj aasmaan mein apni garmi ke sath chamak rha tha,
par hawa mein ek tapish si machal rahi thi, jaise aane wale din ka trailer dikha rahi ho. Avni apne papa ki desk par unhike laptop mein kuch kaam kar rhi thi

tabhi usne deewaar par latki ghadi par time dekha toh 12 baj rhe they usne socha ki Chamanlal aur Chhotu ke liye kuch khana le jati hai—shayad is bahaane kaam jaldi khatam ho aur woh apne ghar ke sukoon mein wapas laut sake.
Usne ek steel ka tiffin pack kiya—garam parathe, aloo ki sabzi ka teekha swaad, aur thodi si thandi dahi—aur ek chhote se bag mein rakh liya. Aaj usne ek cream-coloured ka floral print pehna tha jisme uski cleavage dikh rhi thi Neeche usne ek pink salwar pehna tha, jo uski khoobsurti ko aur bhi beparwah bana raha tha.
Sath mein ek matching ka pink dupatta bhi daal rakha tha jo halka sa neeche sarak rha tha.
Usne baalon ko khula chhoda tha, jo hawa mein lehra rahe the, aur mirror mein khud ko dekhte hue uske chehre par ek halki si muskaan aayi—Chamanlal ki wahi gandi baatein uske zehan mein goonj rahi thi, aur dil mein ek ajeeb si bechaini si jag rahi thi.
Khet par pahunchte hi Avani ped ke neeche apna bag rakhti hai aur thodi si awaaz ke saath Chamanlal ko pukarti hai, Chamanlal ji, zara idhar aaiye!
Uski awaaz mein ek thodi si sakhti thi, par andar se woh jaanna chahti thi ki aaj yeh buddha majdoor usse kya kehne wala hai. Chamanlal ek tamatar ka crate uthaye hue mudta hai—uski lungi thodi si upar kasi hui thi, shirt ke button khule, aur chehre par wahi gandi muskaan jo jaise Avani ke dil mein chhuri si chubhati thi. Woh dheere-dheere Avani ke paas aata hai, apni jeebh honthon pe ferta hai, aur bolta hai,
Arre madam, aaj toh aap bilkul badalon ki rani lag rahi ho! Yeh bag, yeh kapde—kya baat hai, humein apne haathon se khila ke dil jeetne ka irada hai kya? Avani ka chehra ekdum se laal ho jata hai. Woh jhut-muth ka gussa dikhati hai, par aankhon mein ek chhupa sa maza bhi tha. Chamanlal ji, kitne gande ho aap! Har waqt aapko mazaak hi shujhta hai kya, Jaldi kha lijiye aur kaam kijiye... aur fir chamanlal ke liye tiffin kholte huye bolti hai
mujhe yahan itni garmi mein roz-roz aana pasand nahi!
Tabhi Chhotu bhi wahan aa jata hai—uski tanned skin paseene se chamak rahi thi, aur Avani ko dekhte hi uske chehre par ek sharmili si muskaan khil jati hai. Woh dheere se bolta hai,
Didi, aapki yeh kurti kitni sundar hai—bilkul aap jaisi, jaise koi pari ho!
Avani ke honton pe ek halki si hansi aati hai, par usse pehle ki woh jawab de, Chamanlal Chhotu ki taraf teekhi nazar se ghoorta hai aur zor se dantta hai,
Arre Chhotu, tu toh khaakar aaya hai na? Jaa kaam kar, yahan baatein banane ki zarurat nahi! Chal nikal yahan se!
Chhotu ka chehra ekdum se latak jata hai—uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si bechaini aur jalan si chamak uthati hai. Woh chupchap tamatar ke paudhon ki taraf chal deta hai, par uska dil ab Chamanlal ke khilaaf sulag rha tha.
Chamanlal ab Avani ki tarf mudta hai, aur parathe dekhkar ek Parathe ka niwala muh mein le leta hai aur apne gutkha-stained daant dikhate hue bolta hai, Madam, yeh parathe toh aapke jism se bhi naram lag rahe hain. Ek baar khaakar toh lagta hai jaise aapki gori-gori baahon ka ras bhi isme tapak gaya ho! Fir woh zor se hansta hai, uski awaaz khet mein goonjti hai, chamanlal ke muh se apni baahon ke baare mein aisi gandi baat sunkar uske dil mein ek teekhi si chubhan hoti hai aur uske chehre par banawati gussa aa jata hai, par uska yeh gussa thoda naatak jaisa tha—jaise woh Chamanlal ki baaton se naaraz bhi thi aur maza bhi le rahi thi. Woh tezi se bolti hai,
Chamanlal ji, aapko itni gandi baatein bolne mein sharam nahi aati? Kitne besharam ho aap! Chhotu sun lega toh kya sochega?
Woh Chhotu ki taraf dekhti hai, jo thodi door tamatar ke crate utha raha tha, aur usse dar lagta hai ki kahin yeh ladka Chamanlal ki yeh gandi baatein sun na le. Chamanlal paratha muh mein thoonsta hai, thodi si dahi uski daadi pe gir jati hai, aur woh use apne gande haathon se pochhte hue bolta hai,
Madam, hum garib majdoor hain, aapki tarah padhe-likhe thodi na hain! Dil mein jo aata hai, woh bol dete hain. Aur Chhotu sun lega toh sun lene do—usse bhi toh pata chale ki asli swaad kya hota hai!
Woh avni ko aankh maarta hai aur dheere se bolta hai, Waise madam, aapke yeh parathe khaakar humein aapki woh thandi chaach yaad aa gayi—uss din aapke hoth par chach ka ras toh jaise amrit jaisa lag rha tha! Ek baar humein bhi toh uska swaad chakhne do na!
Avani ka dil zor-zor se dhadakne lagta hai—uske gaal laal ho jate hain, aur woh Chhotu ke saamne Chamanlal ko daantti hai, Chamanlal ji, hadd mein rahiye! Yeh kya besharmi hai? Chhotu yahan hai, aur aap aisi baatein kar rahe ho—thodi toh sharam kijiye! Par uski awaaz mein ek thodi si madhoshi thi, jaise woh Chamanlal ki baaton se gussa bhi dikhana chahti ho aur unka maza bhi lena chahti ho.
Chamanlal ek aur paratha uthata hai, usme sabzi lagata hai, aur muh mein dalte hue bolta hai, Arre madam, Chhotu toh abhi nannha bachcha hai—usse kya samajh aayega.....aur waise bhi, aapke saamne baithkar khane ka maza hi alag hai. Yeh parathe khaakar toh humein aapki gori-gori chhaati ki khushboo bhi mehsus ho rahi hai ek baar paratho ke sath aapka taza doodh mil jata toh kaam krne mein aalas nhi aata!
Apne doodh par, chamanlal ki aisi baat sunkar avni ka chehra ekdum se surkh ho jata hai—woh tiffin jhatke se band karti hai aur bolti hai, Bas ab kha lijiye aur kaam shuru kijiye! Main ghar ja rahi hoon—tum logon ke saath yahan rehna matlab apna waqt barbaad karna hai!!
Woh tezi se uthti hai, uski kurti ka pallu hawa mein lehrata hai, aur Chamanlal uske peeche dekhta rehta hai, uski aankhon mein ek shaitani si chamak thi.Avani ke jate hi Chhotu wapas Chamanlal ke paas aata hai. Uska chehra udaas tha, aur dil mein ek aag si bhadak rahi thi. Woh gusse se bolta hai....
Chacha, mujhe kyun bhagaya? Main bhi toh didi se baat karna chahta tha—kyun har baar mujhe door rakhte ho?
Chamanlal ek tamatar uthata hai, usme apne daant gada deta hai, aur ras uske honton se tapakne lagta hai. Woh Chhotu ko ghoorte huye bolta hai...
Arre Chhotu, tujhe lagta hai yeh gori madam hum dono se ek saath set ho jayegi..... Auratein ka gehna hoti hai Sharm, itni aasani se nhi haath aane waali yeh madam, samjha?
Woh tere saamne mujhe gussa karti hai kyunki tu abhi chhota hai—usse dar hai ki tu uski baatein sun lega aur kahin kisi ko bol dega! Chhotu ka gussa ab jalan mein badal jata hai. Woh tezi se bolta hai...
Toh hum kab de payenge iss gori didi ko maze? Main bhi toh uske saath...
par woh apni baat poori nahi kar pata.
Itna sunkar Chamanlal zor se hansta hai—uski guttural hasi khet mein goonjti hai, Arre buddhu, yeh shehari gori medam—itni jaldi haath nahi aati....
Teri wajah se mera plan kharab ho sakta hai aur rhi baat uske maze lene ki toh thoda sabr rakh—tu bhi le sakta hai maze, par pehle mere hisaab se chalta reh!
Chhotu ke chehre par ek chhoti si muskaan aati hai, par uska dil abhi bhi Chamanlal ke khilaaf jal rha tha. Woh sochta hai,
Chacha bade chalak hain—har baar mujhe peeche rakhte hain. Par main bhi kuch karunga—yeh gori didi ke maze sirf chacha ko nahi, mujhe bhi lene chahiye!
Chamanlal uske chehre ko dekhta hai aur apni gandi muskaan ke saath bolta hai....
Dekh Chhotu, abhi humein iske dil mein thodi aur aag lagani hai. Ek-do din mein yeh khud humein apne ghar bula legi—bas tu meri baat sunta reh, aur apna number aane ka intezaar kar. Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai, samjha?
Mere hisaab se avni ka depiction kuchh aisa hai-
Aap apni pics add kr skte ho

Dophar ka waqt Suraj aasmaan mein apni garmi ke sath chamak rha tha,
par hawa mein ek tapish si machal rahi thi, jaise aane wale din ka trailer dikha rahi ho. Avni apne papa ki desk par unhike laptop mein kuch kaam kar rhi thi

tabhi usne deewaar par latki ghadi par time dekha toh 12 baj rhe they usne socha ki Chamanlal aur Chhotu ke liye kuch khana le jati hai—shayad is bahaane kaam jaldi khatam ho aur woh apne ghar ke sukoon mein wapas laut sake.
Usne ek steel ka tiffin pack kiya—garam parathe, aloo ki sabzi ka teekha swaad, aur thodi si thandi dahi—aur ek chhote se bag mein rakh liya. Aaj usne ek cream-coloured ka floral print pehna tha jisme uski cleavage dikh rhi thi Neeche usne ek pink salwar pehna tha, jo uski khoobsurti ko aur bhi beparwah bana raha tha.
Sath mein ek matching ka pink dupatta bhi daal rakha tha jo halka sa neeche sarak rha tha.
Usne baalon ko khula chhoda tha, jo hawa mein lehra rahe the, aur mirror mein khud ko dekhte hue uske chehre par ek halki si muskaan aayi—Chamanlal ki wahi gandi baatein uske zehan mein goonj rahi thi, aur dil mein ek ajeeb si bechaini si jag rahi thi.
Khet par pahunchte hi Avani ped ke neeche apna bag rakhti hai aur thodi si awaaz ke saath Chamanlal ko pukarti hai, Chamanlal ji, zara idhar aaiye!
Uski awaaz mein ek thodi si sakhti thi, par andar se woh jaanna chahti thi ki aaj yeh buddha majdoor usse kya kehne wala hai. Chamanlal ek tamatar ka crate uthaye hue mudta hai—uski lungi thodi si upar kasi hui thi, shirt ke button khule, aur chehre par wahi gandi muskaan jo jaise Avani ke dil mein chhuri si chubhati thi. Woh dheere-dheere Avani ke paas aata hai, apni jeebh honthon pe ferta hai, aur bolta hai,
Arre madam, aaj toh aap bilkul badalon ki rani lag rahi ho! Yeh bag, yeh kapde—kya baat hai, humein apne haathon se khila ke dil jeetne ka irada hai kya? Avani ka chehra ekdum se laal ho jata hai. Woh jhut-muth ka gussa dikhati hai, par aankhon mein ek chhupa sa maza bhi tha. Chamanlal ji, kitne gande ho aap! Har waqt aapko mazaak hi shujhta hai kya, Jaldi kha lijiye aur kaam kijiye... aur fir chamanlal ke liye tiffin kholte huye bolti hai
mujhe yahan itni garmi mein roz-roz aana pasand nahi!
Tabhi Chhotu bhi wahan aa jata hai—uski tanned skin paseene se chamak rahi thi, aur Avani ko dekhte hi uske chehre par ek sharmili si muskaan khil jati hai. Woh dheere se bolta hai,
Didi, aapki yeh kurti kitni sundar hai—bilkul aap jaisi, jaise koi pari ho!
Avani ke honton pe ek halki si hansi aati hai, par usse pehle ki woh jawab de, Chamanlal Chhotu ki taraf teekhi nazar se ghoorta hai aur zor se dantta hai,
Arre Chhotu, tu toh khaakar aaya hai na? Jaa kaam kar, yahan baatein banane ki zarurat nahi! Chal nikal yahan se!
Chhotu ka chehra ekdum se latak jata hai—uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si bechaini aur jalan si chamak uthati hai. Woh chupchap tamatar ke paudhon ki taraf chal deta hai, par uska dil ab Chamanlal ke khilaaf sulag rha tha.
Chamanlal ab Avani ki tarf mudta hai, aur parathe dekhkar ek Parathe ka niwala muh mein le leta hai aur apne gutkha-stained daant dikhate hue bolta hai, Madam, yeh parathe toh aapke jism se bhi naram lag rahe hain. Ek baar khaakar toh lagta hai jaise aapki gori-gori baahon ka ras bhi isme tapak gaya ho! Fir woh zor se hansta hai, uski awaaz khet mein goonjti hai, chamanlal ke muh se apni baahon ke baare mein aisi gandi baat sunkar uske dil mein ek teekhi si chubhan hoti hai aur uske chehre par banawati gussa aa jata hai, par uska yeh gussa thoda naatak jaisa tha—jaise woh Chamanlal ki baaton se naaraz bhi thi aur maza bhi le rahi thi. Woh tezi se bolti hai,
Chamanlal ji, aapko itni gandi baatein bolne mein sharam nahi aati? Kitne besharam ho aap! Chhotu sun lega toh kya sochega?
Woh Chhotu ki taraf dekhti hai, jo thodi door tamatar ke crate utha raha tha, aur usse dar lagta hai ki kahin yeh ladka Chamanlal ki yeh gandi baatein sun na le. Chamanlal paratha muh mein thoonsta hai, thodi si dahi uski daadi pe gir jati hai, aur woh use apne gande haathon se pochhte hue bolta hai,
Madam, hum garib majdoor hain, aapki tarah padhe-likhe thodi na hain! Dil mein jo aata hai, woh bol dete hain. Aur Chhotu sun lega toh sun lene do—usse bhi toh pata chale ki asli swaad kya hota hai!
Woh avni ko aankh maarta hai aur dheere se bolta hai, Waise madam, aapke yeh parathe khaakar humein aapki woh thandi chaach yaad aa gayi—uss din aapke hoth par chach ka ras toh jaise amrit jaisa lag rha tha! Ek baar humein bhi toh uska swaad chakhne do na!
Avani ka dil zor-zor se dhadakne lagta hai—uske gaal laal ho jate hain, aur woh Chhotu ke saamne Chamanlal ko daantti hai, Chamanlal ji, hadd mein rahiye! Yeh kya besharmi hai? Chhotu yahan hai, aur aap aisi baatein kar rahe ho—thodi toh sharam kijiye! Par uski awaaz mein ek thodi si madhoshi thi, jaise woh Chamanlal ki baaton se gussa bhi dikhana chahti ho aur unka maza bhi lena chahti ho.
Chamanlal ek aur paratha uthata hai, usme sabzi lagata hai, aur muh mein dalte hue bolta hai, Arre madam, Chhotu toh abhi nannha bachcha hai—usse kya samajh aayega.....aur waise bhi, aapke saamne baithkar khane ka maza hi alag hai. Yeh parathe khaakar toh humein aapki gori-gori chhaati ki khushboo bhi mehsus ho rahi hai ek baar paratho ke sath aapka taza doodh mil jata toh kaam krne mein aalas nhi aata!
Apne doodh par, chamanlal ki aisi baat sunkar avni ka chehra ekdum se surkh ho jata hai—woh tiffin jhatke se band karti hai aur bolti hai, Bas ab kha lijiye aur kaam shuru kijiye! Main ghar ja rahi hoon—tum logon ke saath yahan rehna matlab apna waqt barbaad karna hai!!
Woh tezi se uthti hai, uski kurti ka pallu hawa mein lehrata hai, aur Chamanlal uske peeche dekhta rehta hai, uski aankhon mein ek shaitani si chamak thi.Avani ke jate hi Chhotu wapas Chamanlal ke paas aata hai. Uska chehra udaas tha, aur dil mein ek aag si bhadak rahi thi. Woh gusse se bolta hai....
Chacha, mujhe kyun bhagaya? Main bhi toh didi se baat karna chahta tha—kyun har baar mujhe door rakhte ho?
Chamanlal ek tamatar uthata hai, usme apne daant gada deta hai, aur ras uske honton se tapakne lagta hai. Woh Chhotu ko ghoorte huye bolta hai...
Arre Chhotu, tujhe lagta hai yeh gori madam hum dono se ek saath set ho jayegi..... Auratein ka gehna hoti hai Sharm, itni aasani se nhi haath aane waali yeh madam, samjha?
Woh tere saamne mujhe gussa karti hai kyunki tu abhi chhota hai—usse dar hai ki tu uski baatein sun lega aur kahin kisi ko bol dega! Chhotu ka gussa ab jalan mein badal jata hai. Woh tezi se bolta hai...
Toh hum kab de payenge iss gori didi ko maze? Main bhi toh uske saath...
par woh apni baat poori nahi kar pata.
Itna sunkar Chamanlal zor se hansta hai—uski guttural hasi khet mein goonjti hai, Arre buddhu, yeh shehari gori medam—itni jaldi haath nahi aati....
Teri wajah se mera plan kharab ho sakta hai aur rhi baat uske maze lene ki toh thoda sabr rakh—tu bhi le sakta hai maze, par pehle mere hisaab se chalta reh!
Chhotu ke chehre par ek chhoti si muskaan aati hai, par uska dil abhi bhi Chamanlal ke khilaaf jal rha tha. Woh sochta hai,
Chacha bade chalak hain—har baar mujhe peeche rakhte hain. Par main bhi kuch karunga—yeh gori didi ke maze sirf chacha ko nahi, mujhe bhi lene chahiye!
Chamanlal uske chehre ko dekhta hai aur apni gandi muskaan ke saath bolta hai....
Dekh Chhotu, abhi humein iske dil mein thodi aur aag lagani hai. Ek-do din mein yeh khud humein apne ghar bula legi—bas tu meri baat sunta reh, aur apna number aane ka intezaar kar. Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai, samjha?
Mere hisaab se avni ka depiction kuchh aisa hai-
Aap apni pics add kr skte ho
