Nice update....TMKOC SEX STORY AGAIN S•3•EP•6 (CHAAYA SWAROOP)
Jaisa Ki Hamne Pichle Episode Me Padha Ki Tapu Or Sonu Ne Ek Doosre Ka Hamesha Saath Dene Ka Vaada Karte Huye Sex Kiya Lekin Doosri Taraf Rita Ke Upar Kisi Anjaan Ne Hamla Kiya Or Nalini Ke Saath Bhi Bilkul Sonu, Babita Ke Jaisa Hua
Ab Aage
"Mai Aaj Aapko Birthday Wish Karne Aayi Thi, Lekin Jab Mai Yaha Pahuchi Tab Nalini Mujhe Aisi Haalat Me Mili Jiske Baare Me Batana Mere Liye Bohot Mushkil Hai"
"N....N......Nalini....
Ye Kya Ho Gaya Nalini Tumheeee...... AAAAAAAAAA"
Popatlal Ke Aankho Se Aansu Aane Lagte Hai
"Kisne Kiya Hai Ye Sab, Mai Use Chhorunga Nahi"
Popatlal Ki Aankhein Laal Ho Chuki Thi
"Mai Duniyaaa Hila Dungaaaaa......"
Tabhi Unhe Kisi Ke Chillane Ki Awaaj Aati Hai
Anjali Awaaj Ka Peecha Karti Hai Or Rita Ke Ghar Per Pahuchti Hai Jaha Abdul Khada Tha
Anjali : Kya Hua Abdul
Or Anjali Saamne Ka Scene Dekh Kar Kaanp Uth'ti Hai
"Haaah"
Anjali Cheekh Uth'ti Hai Uski Cheekh Sunkar Popatlal Bhi Waha Pahuch Jaata Hai Or Rita Ko Dekhta Hai
Rita Ke Sareer Per Choton Ke Nishaan The Uski Haath Toot Chuki Thi Uske Chut Or Gaand Ka Chhed Had Se Jyada Fail Chuka Tha Rita Ke Chut Or Gaand Ke Chhed Se Uske Andar Ki Antriya Or Sareer Ke Andar Ka Sab Kuch Dikh Raha Tha
Poore Kamre Me Muth Or Khoon Ki Chhetein Thi Har Taraf Rita Ke Khoon Ka Nishaan Chhapa Hua Tha
Tabhi Waha Tapu Sena Pahochti Hai
Tapu : Shitt!!
Gogi : Rita Aunty Ko Bhi Nahi Chhora
Pinku : Jab Usne Sonu,Babita Aunty Ko Nahi Chhora To Rita Aunty Kaise Bach Sakti Hai
Goli : Popatlal Uncle Ko Dekho
Popatlal (Gusse Me) : Mere Society Ki Mahilaon Ke Saath Ye Saare Kaam Karne Ki Himmat Kaise Huyiii Maii Duniyaaaa Hilaaa Dungaa......
Duniyaaa Hilaaa Dungaaaaa
Tapu : Shitt! Or Tapu Turant Daud Kar Popatlal Ke Ghar Per Chal Deta Hai
Gogi : Oye Tapu Kitthe Jaa Rhiya Hai Or Gogi Bhi Tapu Ke Peeche Daud Jaata Hai
Goli Or Pinku Bhi Unhe Dekhte Hai Or Unke Peeche Daud Dete Hai
Goli : Kya Dekh Liya Tapu Ne
Sabhi Waha Pahochte Hai
Gogi : Uh Teri
Goli : My Godd!!!
Pinku : What The......
Nalini Ka Chotil Sareer Wahi Bed Per Leta Tha
Tapu Ye Dekh Raha Tha Uska Sar Kaanp Raha Tha Or Wo Wahi Neeche Gir Jaata Hai
Tapuu.....Tap....Tapuuh.....
Teeno Tapu Ko Bachane Ki Kosis Karte Hai
TRANSITION
Society Ke Sabhi Log Club House Me Baithe Hai
Sabhi Ke Chehre Latke Huye The
Sabhi Babita Rita Or Nalini Ke Saath Huyi Ghatna Ko Lekar Bohot Dukhi The
Bhide : Mai Aatmaram Tukaram Bhide Gokuldham Society Ka Ekmev Secretary Aap Sabhi Se Kshama Maangta Hu Ki Mai Apne Society Ke Logo Ki Suraksha Nahi Kar Paaya
Taarak : Dekho Bhide Mujhe Nahi Pata Ki Ye Sab Kisne Kiya Lekin Mera Seedha Seedha Ye Kehna Hai Ki Hame Bina Kuch Soche FIR Kar Dena Chahiye
Bhide : Maine Chalu Pandey Ji Se Baat Ki Lekin........
Or Bhide Ruk Jaata Hai
Taarak : Lekin Kya Bhide
Sodhi : Lekin Ki Bhidu
Dr Hathi : Lekin Kya Bhide Master
Bhide : Lekin Achanak Hi Mera Network Gaayab Ho Gaya Or Mere Ghar Ke Isi Bhi Phone Me Network Nahi Hai
Taarak : Ye Kya Baat Huyi Ruko Mere Phone Se Try Karte Hai
Bhide : Ji Kariye
Taarak : Ek Minute Mera Network Bhi Nahi Hai, Anjali Tum Apna Phone Check Karwao
Anjali : Taarak Mere Phone Me Bhi Network Nahi Hai
Sabhi Ek Ek Karke Apna Phone Check Karte Hai Kisi Ke Bhi Phone Me Network Nahi Tha
Sodhi : Yo Ki Bhidu Mera Network Kitthe Hai
Hathi : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai
Pinku : What!!! Mera Bhi Nahi Hai
Gogi : Abey Yaar Mera Bhi Nahi
Sabhi Ghabrane Lagte Hai
Tabhi Champak Chacha Aage Aate Hai Or Bolte Hai
Bapuji : Dekho Bhale Hi Tumhare Phone Me Network Nahi Aa Raha Hai Lekin Ham Police Station Toh Jaa Hi Sakte Hai Na
Sodhi : Ji Chacha Ji Kya Idea Ditta Hai.... Mai Abhi Gaddi Nikal Ke Aata Hu Oye Bhidu Tu Mehta Sahab Or Sabko Leke Ready Reh
Taarak : Theek Hai Theek Hai Lekin Us'se Pehle Ye Suno Ki Kahi Wo Hamare Jaane Ke Baad Fir Se Yaha Aaya To Auraton Ko Safe Kaun Rakhega Isliye Mai Kahunga Ki Ek Do Mardo Ko Yaha Rukna Chahiye
Champak : Aei Mehtus Tu Kehna Kya Chahta Hai Mai Mard Nahi Hu
Taarak : Nahi Chacha Ji Mai Aisa Nahi Keh Raha Hu, Aap Sabse Anubhavi Hai Or Aapka Dimaag Jyada Se Jyadatar Samay Shaant Rehta Hai Or Aap Budhe Bhi Hai Isliye Mai Keh Raha Hu Ki Mai Abdul Or Haathi Bhai Yahi Ruk Jaaye To Har Taraf Safety Rahegi
Champak : Dekh Mehtus Tu Society Ki Chinta Mat Kar Yaha Mai Or Tapu Sena Sab Dekh Lenge Tum Log Jaao
Taarak : Per Chacha Ji.....
Bapuji : Bas Ab Or Koi Baat Nahi Jaldi Niklo Tum Sab
Or Uske Baad Koi Kuch Nahi Bolta
Kuch Der Baad Sabhi Mard Society Se Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai
Scene Cut To Goa
Daya : Kyaa Aap Bhi Tapuu Ke Papa Kuch Bhi Sochte Rehte Hai
Jethalal : Haa Lekin Pata Nahi Kyu Mujhe Bohot Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai
Daya : Kya Ajeeb Lag Raha Hai Aapko
"Jab Ham Yaha Aa Rahe The Tab Society Ke Baare Me Ek Bohot Bura Sapna Aaya...."
Daya : Kaisa Sapna
Jethalal : Mai Or Tapu Apne Apne Sambhog Devta Ke Saath Ek Doosre Se Lad Rahe Hai Or Dheere Dheere Poori Society Tabah Ho Rahi Hai, Ant Me Larai Ko Khtam Karne Ke Liye Mai Apne Sambhog Devta Ki Ek Anokhi Shakti Istemaal Karta Hu Or!!!
Daya : Or..... Or Kya Tapu Ke Papa
Jethalal : Or Ek Saath 3 Sambhog Devta Ko Mera Sareer Jhel Nahi Paata Or Mai Phat Jaata Hu Or Samay 7 Saal Aage Badh Jaata Hai, Asal Me Samay Nahi Badhta Bas Sabhi Ke Liye Mai 7 Saal Pehle Mar Chuka Hota Hu
Daya : Kya Keh Rahe Hai Aap Tapu Ke Papa Abhi Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua Hai Or Is Bure Sapne Ko Bhool Jaaiye.....
Chaliye Ham Kal Hi Society Ke Liye Nikalte Hai Fir Aap Khud Hi Dekh Lijiyega Ki Society Kitni Khushaal Hai
Jethalal : Tu Chinta Mat Kar Mujhe Pata Hai Ki Society Surakshit Hai
Or Dono Ek Doosre Ke Gale Lag Jaate Hai
Daya : Agar Aapko Dobaara Bapuji Ya Tapu Se Ladna Pada Tab Aap Kya Karenge
Jethalal : Na Maine Picchli Baar Kuch Socha Tha Or Na Hi Mai Is Baar Kuch Sochunga Lekin Agar Aisa Dobaara Hua To Tu Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena Daya
Daya Jethalal Ko Or Jor Se Pakad Leti Hai
TRANSITION
"Ab Ham Kya Karenge Bhidu" Sodhi Bhide Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakhte Huye Poochta Hai
Bhide : Mai Kya Batau Sodhi Tumne Suna Na Chalu Pandey Ne Kya Kaha
Taarak : Is Waqt To Hame Haath Pe Haath Dhare Hi Baithna Hoga Hathi : Sahi Baat Hai!!
Iyer Or Popatlal Wahi Khade The Or Unke Aankho Se Aansu Beh Rahe The
Taarak : Hame society Wapas Lautna Chahiye Doston Waha Pahoch Kar Dekhte Hai Ham Kya Kar Sakte Hai
Or Sabhi Ek Ek Kar Ke Gaadi Me Baith'te Hai Or Waha Se Society Ki Taraf Chal Dete Hai
Poore Raaste Iyer Or Popatlal Ke Chehre Latke Huye The
"Ye Jo Bhi Hai Bohot Shaatir Hai Ho Sakta Hai Isme Aise Kaam Pehle Bhi Kiye Ho" Taarak Mehta Hai
Bhide : Haa Ho Sakta Hai Lekin Pandey Ji Ne Kaha Toh Aaj Se Pehle Aisa Poore Seher Me Kahi Nahi Hua Or Achanak Se Ye Seedhe Gokuldham Me Suru Hua
"Mujhe Toh Dar Hai Ki Uska Agla Nishana Kaun Hoga"
Dr Haathi Dukhi Mann Se Kehte Hai
"Ghabraiye Nahi Haathi Bhai Ab Hame Milkar Sab Ko Surakshit Rakhna Hoga"
Taarak Haathi Ko Hausla Dete Huye Kehta Hai
Lekin Andar Mann Se Wo Bhi Anjali Ke Dara Hua Hai
Bhide Ki Bhi Dar Se Haalat Kharab Hai
Sodhi Bhi Roshan Ke Liye Tension Me Hai
Scene Cut Hota Hai Or Ek Anjaan Aadmi Dekhne Ko Milta Hai
"Ab Samay Aa Chuka Hai Sabke Saamne Aane Ka,
Maa Aaj Tumhara Badla Poora Hone Wala Hai......."
"Samay Hai Sambhog Devta Ki Shakti Ka Istemaal Karne Ka"
'SAMBHOG ASTRA'
Or Scene Cut Hota Hai Or Society Ki Saari Mahilaaye Jameen Per Girne Lagti Hai
Unke Muh Se Aahe Nikal Rahi Thi Wo Sabhi Sambhog Ki Pyaasi Ho Chuki Hai
Sabhi Dheere Dheere Aage Badhne Lagti Hai
Nalini Or Babita Apne Apne Kamre Se Baahar Nikal Kar Society Compound Ki Taraf Chalne Lagti Hai
Society Me Khari Komal, Anjali, Roshan Or Madhvi Aage Badhne Lagti Hai Or Tapu Sena Ko Pakad Leti Hai
Tapu : Madhvi Maa Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahi Hai ahh
Gogi : Oye Mummy Aei Ki Kar Rahi Hai Tu Ahh
Pinku : Auntyyy Ahh Yeeehh
Or Wo Auratein Sabhi Ko Ek Jagah Baandh Deti Hai Or Unke Haath Pair Ko Bhi Ek Jordaar Rassi Se Baandh Deti Hai
Tapu : Dadaji Ye Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai Yaha
Champak Achanak Hawa Me Udne Lagta Hai
Woaahhh Woaah
Tapu : Dada Jiiiiiiiiii......
Scene Cut Hota Hai Or Hame Sabhi Mard Dikhte Hai Jo Society Me Entry Lene Wale The
"Huh Chalo Pahoch Gaye"
Mehta Sahab Tussi Popu Ko Sambhalo Mai Iyer Pra Nu Sambhaalta Hu
Sabhi Dheere Dheere Society Ke Main Gate Se Andar Aate Hai
Or Achanak Hi Entry Ke Paas Takra Jaate Hai
Arehh! Ye Kya Tha
Taarak Aage Badhne Ki Kosis Karta Hai Or Ek Adrishya Deewar Se Takra Jaata Hai
Taarak : Ye Kya Hai Mai Andar Kyu Nahi Jaa Paa Raha
Bhide : Yaha To Kuch Hai Bhi Nahi Tab Ham Kis Cheez Se Takra Jaate Hai
Sodhi : Oye Ruko Yaaro Mujhe Dekhne Do
Sodhi Bhi Poori Taakat Se Andar Jaane Ki Kosis Karta Hai Lekin Wo Bhi Takra Kar Neeche Gir Jaata Hai
Taarak : Yahan Ek Invisible Wall Jaisa Kuch Hai
Bhide : Lekin Kaha Se
Tabhi Achanak Unhe Khud Per Bohot Bhaari-Pan Mehsus Hota Hai Sabhi Jameen Per Gir Jaate Hai
"Aei Ki Sai Bhiduu Ahh"
"Ye Kaisa Pressure Hai"
Taarak Haafte Huye Kehta Hai
Sabhi Ke Mooh Se Khoon Nikal Aata Hai
"Aakhir Ye Ho Kya Raha Hai"
Ahhhh!!!!!!
Sabhi Ke Haddiyo Per Bohot Jor Par Raha Tha
Tabhi Society Ke Entry Ke Kinare Per Anjali Pahochti Hai
Uske Kapde Phate Huye The Poore Sareer Per Chooton Ke Nishaan The
"Taarak!!!! Bachaooo Mujheeeh"
Or Anjali Hawa Me Ud Jaati Hai
"Anjaliiiiiiiii!!!!!!"
Taarak Ke Aankho Se Aansu Aane Lagte Hai Or Uske Haantho Ki Haddi Toot Jaati Hai
Ahhhh Anjaliiiiiiuh
Taarak Ke Mooh Se Khoon Baahar Nikalta Hai
Tabhi Achanak Society Ko Kale Baadal Gher Lete Hai Or Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai
"Aajao Andar Or Aakar Bacha Lo Apni Anjalii Ko......Kyuu Haii Himmat"
Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
Or Anjali Udte Huye Hi Us Anjaan Aadmi Ke Saamne Aa Jaati Hai Anjali Ki Taangein Khud Ba Khud Khulne Lagti Hai Or Uski Salwaar Khul Kar Taarak Ke Saamne Neeche Gir Jaati Hai
Taarak Ke Dimaag Me Uske Maa Ki Kahi Huyi Baat Gunjne Lagti Hai :
Ye Duniya Hame Chun'ne Par Mazbur Karti Hai ...Kartiii Hai...Karti Haiii...Duniya Me Hame Kisi Aise Ko Dhundhna Padta Hai Jo Hame Is Pareshaani Ke Ghadi Me Madad Karta Hai....Aise Ko Dhundhna Padta hai Jo Hame Is Pareshaani Me Madad Karta Hai...Madad Karta Haii...Madad Karta Hai..."
Anjaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........
Or Wo Aadmi Anjali Ke Chut Me Apna Lund Daalkar Anjali Ko Chodne Lagta Hai
Tabhi Waha Hawa Me Komal Madhvi Roshan Babita Nalini Rita Aate Hai Wo Sabhi Nagn Awastha Me The
"M...M...Madhvii...."
"Roshan......."
"K...K...K....Komal...."
Tabhi Waha Hawa Me Udte Huye Ek Aur Aadmi Aata Hai Uska Chehra Andhere Me Gaayab Tha
Sabhi Apni Apni Patniyo Ko Dekh Rahe Tha Or Tabhi Achanak Waha Sabhi Auraton Ke Saamne Ek Ek Insaan Prakat Ho Jaata Hai
'CHAAYA SWAROOP'
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Champak Ka Chehra Dikhta Hai
Bhide (Chillate Huye) : Nahiiiii!!!! Madhviiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
Sodhi (Chillate Huye) : Roshannn!!!!!!!!!
"Chachaa Jiih Yeeh Aap Kyaa Kar Raheeh Haiiih"
Chaaro Champak Ek Saath Apna Lund Auraton Me Daal Dete Hai
Sabhi Mard (Cheekhte Huye) Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
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'CHAAYA SWAROOP'
Bhide (Chillate Huye) : Nahiiiii!!!! Madhviiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
Sodhi (Chillate Huye) : Roshannn!!!!!!!!!
"Chachaa Jiih Yeeh Aap Kyaa Kar Raheeh Haiiih"
Chaaro Champak Ek Saath Apna Lund Auraton Me Daal Dete Hai
Sabhi Mard (Cheekhte Huye) Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
Koi Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha Sabhi Apni Jagah Jameen Per Gire Huye The
Wo Sabhi Rone Lagte Hai
Champak Or Wo Aadmi Sabhi Ko Chodna Suru Karte Hai
Sabhi Auratein Siskiyaan Lene Lagti Hai
Roshan : Mainuuu Na Dekhhhh Roshannn
Anjali : Mujheeeh Is Haalattt Meeeh Mat Dekhiyeeeh Taarak
Naliniiiiiiiii.....
Nalini Behosh Ho Chuki Thi
Babitaaaaaaaa........
Sabhi Ro Rahe The
Compound Me Bandhi Pari Tapu Sena Bhi Ye Dekh Rahi Thi
"Kya Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Sex God"
Gogi : Mummmmyyyyyyyyy!!!!......
Goli : Naiiii Nahiiii
Mummaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!......
MAI APNI POORI POWERS BHI LAGA DU TO BHI KUCH NAHI KAR SAKTA......
AFSOS AB HAME TUMHARE PAPA KA INTEJAAR KARNA HOGA TAPU
Tapu : Papa Agar Abhi Bhi Goa Se Nikle To Unhe Yaha Aane Me 6-7 Ghante Lagenge
AAAAAAAAAA Maiii Kuch Nahi Kar Saktaaaah AAAAA!!!!!!
Champak's God : PYAAR....DARD....SUKH....MOH....GUSSA....KHUSHI....UDAASI......
SAARI BHAAVNA EK SAATH..... WAAH KYA SUNDAR DRISHYA HAI
Babita : Don't Look Iyerrr!!!!!
"Pleaseee Merii Babitaaa Ko Chhor Dooooh"
"Naliniiiiih AAAAAA"
Taarak : Koi Hamari Madad Karo
TAPU TAPU TAPU TAPUUUH......
AB SAMBHOG DEVTAO KA END BOHOT PAAS HAI
"Or Tum Ye Itne Confidence Se Kaise Keh Sakte Ho"
KYUKI MUJHE EHSAAS HAI KI KOI BOHOT JYADA POWERFUL SOCIETY KI TARAF BADH RAHA HAI
"Kya Tumhara Matlab Papa Se Hai"
WO AANE HI WALA HAI
"K....Kaun?....................."
Tabhi Tapu Ke Paas Daudte Huye Abdul Aata Hai
Abdul : Ye Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai Tapu
"Abdul Jaldi Yaha Se Niklo Warna Tum Bhi Nahi Bachoge"
Abdul : Mai Apne Gokuldham Vasiyo Ko Akela Nahi Chhorunga
Tapu : Abdul Tumhe Nikalna Hoga Yaha Se, Sonu Apne Kamre Me So Rahi Hai Jaao Use Uthao Or Please Use Bacha Lo
Or Tapu Ke Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagta Hai
Tapu Ko Purani Baatein Yaad Aane Lagti Hai
FLASHBACK
Jethalal : Beta Tu Jaanta Nahi Ki Sambhog Devta Kya Kar Sakta Hai Iski Wajah Se Hi Tere Dada Ji Ne.....
Tapu : Papa Please Aap Ye Mat Socho Ki Mai Dada Ji Jaise Kuch Karunga Mai Bas Sex God Ka Sex Ke Liye Use Karunga Or Fir Sex God Ko Maar Dunga
FLASHBACK END
"Sorry Papa Maine Aapki Baaton Per Dhyan Nahi Diya, Ab Mujhe Pata Chal Chuka Hai Ki Aapko Dadaji Ke Against Larne Per Kaisa Laga Hoga........
Please Papa Jaldi Aa Jaaiye Hame Aapki Jarurat
Hai............... Dada Ji Ke Alawa Bhi Kisi Ke Paas Sex God Hai........
Anjali Joro Se Cheekh Rahi Thi Wo Lagatar Khud Ko Chhurane Ki Kosis Kar Rahi Thi
"Tum Kuch Bhi Kar Lo Mera Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakte"
"Chhor Do Anjali Kooh Pleaseee"
"Chhor Du" Or Joro Se Hasne Lagta Hai
Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
Taarak : Aap Hamare Saath Aisa Kyu kar Rahe Hai Champak Chacha
Champak Kuch Nahi Bolta Or Apne Alag Alag Roopon Se Sabhi Auraton Ko Chodte Rehta Hai
"Mujheeh Mat Dekh Roshan"
Roshan Rote Huye Kehti Hai
Sodhi : Aei Ki Keh Rahi Hai Tu Roshan Meri Roshan Mere Saamne Kisi Or Mard Se Chud Rahi Hai Or Mai Kuch Nahi Kar Paa Raha......
Oye Chacha Ji Bas Ek Baar Mainu Khada Hone Do Uske Baad Mai Tan'ne Chadanga Nahiiii
Champak : Chal Aaja Sodhi Tujhe Ek Mauka Deta Hu
Unknown Person : Per Bapuji
"Bapujiiii"
Sabhi Chaunkte Huye Kehte Hai
Taarak : K....K....K....Kya Ye Tum Ho Jethalal
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Is Anjaan Aadmi Ka Chehra Dikhta Hai Jo Bilkul Jethalal Ki Tarah Dikh Raha Tha
"Jethalal Tum....."
Iyer (Chillate Huye) : Ayoo Jethalalllll Maiiiih Tumheeeeh Chhorungaaa Nahiiiii
Babitaaaaahh Ko Chhor Doooo
"Mai Tumhari Duniya Hila Dungaaaaaa Jethalal"
Bhide Or Sodhi : Lekin Kyu Jethalal.....
Jethalal Hasne Lagta Haii
"Kya Batau Mehta Sahab Anjali Bhabhi Ki Chut Hai Hi Itni Mast.... Eklauti Gulabi Chut Hamare Society Ki...
Or Iyer Babita Ji Ko To Mai Bohot Time Se Pyaar Karta Hu Unhone Ne Bhi Mujhe Har Chudai Ke Time I Love You Bola Hai ......
Roshan Bhabhi Ke Kya Hi Kehne Sodhi Unki Chut Mere Lund Ko Aise Jakarti Hai Ki Kya Hi Kahu Mai......
Nalini Ahhh Uski Chut, Uska Sareer Kaanpna Kya Jharti Hai Wo Popatlal..... Oh Sorry Sorry Tum To Kabhi Use Jhara Hi Nahi Paaye
Balki Tum'me Se Koi Bhi Apni Apni Patni Ko Santust Nahi Kar Paaya Isliye Wo Mere Paas Aayi.... Hai Na Bhide..... Oh Haa Madhvi Bhabhi Or Komal Bhabhi Ke Baare Me Bapuji Batayenge
"Kyu Hai Na Bapuji"
Champak : Bhindi Master....... Teri Patni Hai Hi Itni Sundar Maine Jab Use 35 Saal Pehle Dekha Tha Tab Hi Uska Deewana Ho Gaya Tha.......
"Train Ki Chook Chook Ki Awaaj Me Mujhe Uski Daant Sunayi De Rahi Thi Jab Bhi Usko Dekhta Tab Wo Pal Yaad Aata Jab Maine Madhvi Ko Pehli Baar Dekha Tha"
Champak Apna Saara Maal Madhvi Ke Chut Me Hi Jhaar Deta Hai
Or Madhvi Behosh Ho Jaati Hai
Bhide : Nahiiii Madhviiiiiiii.........
Dr Haathi : Per Chacha Ji Komal.... Komal Or Maine Aisa Kya Kiya Hai Jo Aap Hame Aisi Saza De Rahe Hai
Komal : Saza Or Mujheeehh Ahhh Ohhh Champakkk Thora Ruk Jaoohh Jaraaahh Baatthh Tohhhh Karrrh Leneeeh Dooohhh
Haathi : K......K.....Komal Ye Tum Kyaa Kehh Rahii Ho
Komal : Wahi Jooh Tumneeeh Sunaah Hansshh......
Haa Mai Champak Se Pyaar Karti Hu Or Aaj Se Nahi Hamari Shaadi Se Pehle Se Hi Karti Hu Or Hamesha Karti Rahungi
Dr Haathi : Ye Tum Kya Keh Rahi Ho Komal Toh Aakhir Tumne Mujhse Ye Baat Chhipayi Kyu
Komal Apna Muh Fer Leti Hai Or Maze Se Chudne Lagti Hai
Ahhh Champak Chodoooh Mujheeeeh Ahhh ohhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ohhh hmmm ahmm uhhh ohhhh
Komal Ko Aise Dekh Dr. Haathi Bohot Dukhi Hota Hai Or Rone Lagta Hai
Poore Society Me Sirf Or Sirf Dukh Dard Dikh Raha Tha
Tapu Sena Bhi Bandhi Bani Huyi Thi
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Society Me Joro Ki Baarish Hone Lagti Hai
Champak : Chal Jethiya Andar Chalte Hai In Logo Ko Yahi Sarne De
Jethalal : Ji Bapuji
Scene Cut To Jethalal House
Abdul Tapu Ke Kamre Me Jaata Hai Waha Sonu Bistar Per Leti Hoti Hai Usne Us Time Ek Chhoti Si Skirt Pehni Hoti Hai Jisme Se Uski Chut Badi Aasani Se Dekhi Jaa Sakti Thi
Abdul Jisper Sambhog Devta Ki Shaktiyo Ka Asar Ho Raha Tha Wo Khud Per Bari Mushkil Se Control Kar Raha Tha Wo Sonu Ko Uthane Ki Kosis Karta Hai Lekin Wo Nahi Uth'ti
Tabhi Waha Champaklal Prakat Hota Hai
"Kya Hua Abdul"
"Ch..Ch...Chachaa Jii"
"Kya Hua Abdul Beta Aage Badho"
Champak Ko Aise Dekh Kar Abdul Ki Dar Ke Maare Haalat Kharab Thi
"Ch...Chachaa Ji"
"Darta Kyu Hai Abdul Aage Badh Or Sonu Ke Kapde Utaar"
"Ch...Chachaa Ji Mujhe Jaane Dijiye"
"Jaane Du Theek Hai Chal Ab Tu Jaa Sakta Hai"
Abdul Jaise Hi Aage Badhta Hai Uska Sareer Akadne Lagta Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'PAKSHAGHAT'
Or Abdul Wahi Jameen Per Gir Jaata Hai Champak Waha Se Teleport Ho Jaata Hai Or Seedhe Compound Me Pahochta Hai
Tapu's God : TAPU AB TIME AA CHUKA HAI...... TUM APNI SABSE POWERFUL ASTRA KA ISTEMAAL KARO
Tapu : Kya Ye Sahi Hoga Dada Ji Ke Saath Papa Jaisa Dikhne Wala Bhi Koi Hai
'YA SHAYAD WO TUMHARE PAPA HI HAI'
Champak Ka Sambhog Devta Kehta Hai
Tapu Sena Dar Jaati Hai
"Maine Or Dadaji Ne To Ek Saath Rehne Ka Plan Kiya Tha Toh....."
"SABSE PEHLE ISE HI KHATAM KARO EK SAMBHOG DEVTA KA ANT KAAFI HOGA"
Champak Aage Badhta Hai Or Tapu Ke Gale Per Haath Rakhta Hai
Aaa.....
Maine Tumhare Saath Kitne Saare Chudai Karne Ke Sapne Dekhe The Dikra Lekin Ek Hi Pal Me.......
"Ek Hi Pal Me Kya.."
Or Koi Cheez Tezi Se Tapu Sena Ko Champak Se Door Le Jaati Hai
Champak Peeche Ghoomne Hi Wala Tha Ki Uske Chehre Per Ek Jor Ki Laat Padti Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'JABARJAST RAFTAAR'
Jaise Hi Vishal, Ek Dhaatu Ke Jaisi Aakriti Champak Se Takrayi, Zameen Kaanp Uthi..... Jaise Hi Uske Pair Champak Se Takraye, Chingaariyaan Ud Gayi, Uski Raftaar Ki Shakti Se Hava Chatakne Lagi. "Main Yahaan Hoon," Ek Aawaaj Goonji Jo Gadgadahat Ki Tarah Toote Huye Deewaron Se Goonj Uthi..... Uske Chehre Par Ek Muskurahat Phail Gayi, Ek Muskuraahat Jisne Mukti Aur Vinaash Dono Ka Vaada Kiya. Vah 'THE JETHALAL' Tha, Aur Society Ko Uske Krodh Ki Sakht Jarurat Thi.
Or Champak Ka Poora Sareer Jameen Per Gir Jaata Hai Or Camera Hilne Lagta Hai
"Main Yahaan Hoon,
Bapuji....... Aap Mujhe Hi Dhoond Rahe The Na"
Or Champak Ke Chehre Ko Joro Se Daba Raha Tha
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'CHAAYA SWAROOP'
Tapu : Shadow Clones? Per Kaise
"Waah Bapuji Aapki Taakat Toh Pehle Se Badh Chuki Hai..."
"Khud Ke Nakal Bhi Bana Paa Rahe Ho"
"Abhi Maza Aayega Na Bhiduuuu..
Kyu Sahi Bola Na Partner's"
"Bilkul Sahi Kaha"
Itna Keh Kar Bhide Gurraane Lagta Hai
"Bilkul Sahi Kaha Jetha Bhai"
"Yes Jethalal..."
"Or Is Baar Mai Bhi Apni Dosti Nibhaunga Jethalal"
Or Taarak Jethalal Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakh Deta Hai
Goli : Bitch What The Fuck!!!
"Is This Avengers Movie" Pinku Kehta Hai Or Wo Bhi Tapu Ke Peeche Khada Ho Jaata Hai
Gogi : Agar Hamare Papa Log Apni Dosti Nibha Rahe Hai To Ab Unke Bete Log Bhi Apni Dosti Nibhayenge
Or Tapu Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakh Deta Hai
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Achanak Ek Anjaan Aadmi Hawa Me Prakat Ho Jaata Hai
"Dekho Toh Jara Ab Cheetiyan Bhi Haathiyo Se Larai Karengi"
Is Larai Me Maza Aayega.... Hai Na Bapuji...
"Accha Toh Tum Bhi Bapuji Ke Hi Bete Ho"
Jethalal Apna Pair Champak Ke Chehre Se Hatate Huye Bolta Hai
"Chaliye Bapuji Udhar Bhi Baap Bete Or Idhar Bhi Baap Bete Maza Aayega"
Or Tabhi Jethalal Ke Upar Ek Bohot Tez Hamla Hota Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'BHAWAR'
Or Bohot Tez Hawao Se Jethalal Kaafi Door Ud Jaata Hai
"Sorry Papa Per This Is It..... Mera Or Aapka Saath Bas Yahi Tak Tha "
Or Champak Or Tapu Joro Se Hasne Lagte Hai
Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
"Shabash Dikra.... Laut Ke Wapas Ghar Ko Aaye"
Society Ke Sabhi Log Ye Dekh Rahe The Jethalal Ye Dekh Kar Poori Tarah Toot Chuka Tha
"Hame Bas Tere Hi Lautne Ka Intejaar The Jethiya Taaki Tera Kissa Yahi Ke Yahi Khatam Ho Sake......Or Ab
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'AGNI BHAWAR.......'
Or Poori Society Me Aag Lag Jaati Hai
"Nahiiiiii!!!!"
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'JAL BHAWAR'
Jethalal : Agar Aapke Paas Aag Hai To Mere Paas Bhi Paani Hai Bapuji
Taarak : Aakhir Ye Chal Kya Raha Hai Ye Log Hawa Me Ud Rahe Hai, Lad Rahe Hai Poori Society Ek Pal Me Jala Di....Ab Kya Hoga
Sodhi Daudte Huye Roshan Ke Paas Jaata Hai
"Oye Roshan Roshan... Sun'na Uth Na Roshannn"
Naliniiiiih Uthooh Naah Naliniiiiih Uthooh Naah Naliniiiiih Naliniiiiih.....
Popatlal Ke Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai
Aaaaaa Naliniiiiiiiii
Taarak Bhi Anjali Ke Paas Daud Kar Jaata Hai Or Use Uthane Ki Kosis Karne Lagta Hai
Anjali Anjalii Anjaliiii Anjaliii...
Bhide Bhi Madhvi Ko Jagane Ki Kosis Kar Raha Tha
"माधवी जागे व्हा.. माधवी जागे व्हा..... माधवी"
"Wake Up Babita Jaldi Utho Hame Yaha Se Nikalna Hoga Wale Up Babitaaa...."
Haathi Behosh Komal Ke Saamne Akela Baitha Tha Uske Aankho Me Aansu The
FLASHBACK (24 Years Ago)
"Ka Holau Maai"
"Tohar Shaadi Fix Ho Gelau Re Haathiawa"
Shaadi..? Kekra Se...
"Agla Hafta Ghaat Per Mandirwa Me Hotau"
"Lekin Kekra Se Maai"
Haathi Ki Maa : Le Dhar Dekh Le Photo Okar
"Ek'kar Naam Komal Hau,Sundar Hau Aur Tore Biradri Ke Hau.......
3-4 Din Me U Or Okkar Chachi Eiha Atthun Tu Bhet Karela Taiyaar Rahiye"
"Agle Hafte Haathi Or Komal Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai"
Suhaagraat Per
"Hamko Bohot Accha Lag Raha Hai Tumse Shaadi Kar Ke"
"Tumhe Pata Hai Na Ki Meri Maa Ek Vaishya Thi Or Uske Chalte Mujhe Bhi..... Or Uske Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai"
"Pata Hai Ye Jinko Ham Maa Kehte Hai Na Wo Hamari Asli Maa Nahi Hai.... Ham Inko Aaj Se 23 Saal Pehle Ek Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Mile The..... "
Komal Ye Sunkar Bohot Dukhi Hoti Hai
"Inhone Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Hamko Utha Liya Or Paal Pos Kar Bara Kiya..... Jab Ham 16 ke Huye Tab Hamko Ye Baat Batayi..... Ham Bhi Bohot Dukhi The Ki Jinko Ham Apni Maa Maante The Wo Hamari Asli Maa Hai Hi Nahi...........
Us Din Hamara Ek Larke Se Jhagda Ho Gaya........
Wo Larka Or Uske Dost Hamko Bohot Maare Or Hamara Haath Pair Tod Diye......
Poora Din Ham Wahi Toota Hath Pair Liye Pare Reh Gaye Or Jab Hamara Aankh Khula Tab Ham Wapas Ghar Me The Or Hamari Maa Us Larke Ki Maa Ko Joro Se Daant Rahi Thi Wo Samay Tha Jab Mere Mann Ka Saara Gila Shikwa Khatam Ho Gaya....
Khud Ke Liye Doosre Insaan Ko Ladta Dekh Jo Dil Ko Sukoon Milta Hai Wo Sukoon Duniya Me Kisi Or Cheez Se Nahi Milta..... Kyuki Us Insaan Ko Dekh Tumhe Ye Pata Hai Ki Poori Duniya Me Koi Aisa Hai Jo Tumhari Fikar Karta Hai......
Tabse Hi Ham Unko Kabhi Akele Nahi Chhore......
Or Aaj Ham Apni Maa Ka Kasam Khaate Hai Ki Tumhare Jeevan Me Jo Bhi Dukh Hoga Wo Saara Dukh Ham Khud Per Le Lenge Or Tumko Kabhi Dukhi Nahi Hone Denge"
Or Komal Ko Gale Se Laga Leta Hai.....
FLASHBACK END
Kyu....Kyu....Aakhir Kyu.... Komal Kyu Kiya Tumne Hamare Saath Aisa.....
Or Uske Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai
AAAAAA.....AAAAAA.....AAAAAA
Jethalal,Champak Tapu Or Nakli Jethalal Se Poori Taakat Se Lad Rahe The Chharo Ek Doosre Per Sambhog Astra Ki Beam Fire Kar Rahe The......
END OF EPISODE 7
'CHAAYA SWAROOP'
Bhide (Chillate Huye) : Nahiiiii!!!! Madhviiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
Sodhi (Chillate Huye) : Roshannn!!!!!!!!!
"Chachaa Jiih Yeeh Aap Kyaa Kar Raheeh Haiiih"
Chaaro Champak Ek Saath Apna Lund Auraton Me Daal Dete Hai
Sabhi Mard (Cheekhte Huye) Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
Koi Bhi Kuch Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha Sabhi Apni Jagah Jameen Per Gire Huye The
Wo Sabhi Rone Lagte Hai
Champak Or Wo Aadmi Sabhi Ko Chodna Suru Karte Hai
Sabhi Auratein Siskiyaan Lene Lagti Hai
Roshan : Mainuuu Na Dekhhhh Roshannn
Anjali : Mujheeeh Is Haalattt Meeeh Mat Dekhiyeeeh Taarak
Naliniiiiiiiii.....
Nalini Behosh Ho Chuki Thi
Babitaaaaaaaa........
Sabhi Ro Rahe The
Compound Me Bandhi Pari Tapu Sena Bhi Ye Dekh Rahi Thi
"Kya Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Sex God"
Gogi : Mummmmyyyyyyyyy!!!!......
Goli : Naiiii Nahiiii
Mummaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!......
MAI APNI POORI POWERS BHI LAGA DU TO BHI KUCH NAHI KAR SAKTA......
AFSOS AB HAME TUMHARE PAPA KA INTEJAAR KARNA HOGA TAPU
Tapu : Papa Agar Abhi Bhi Goa Se Nikle To Unhe Yaha Aane Me 6-7 Ghante Lagenge
AAAAAAAAAA Maiii Kuch Nahi Kar Saktaaaah AAAAA!!!!!!
Champak's God : PYAAR....DARD....SUKH....MOH....GUSSA....KHUSHI....UDAASI......
SAARI BHAAVNA EK SAATH..... WAAH KYA SUNDAR DRISHYA HAI
Babita : Don't Look Iyerrr!!!!!
"Pleaseee Merii Babitaaa Ko Chhor Dooooh"
"Naliniiiiih AAAAAA"
Taarak : Koi Hamari Madad Karo
TAPU TAPU TAPU TAPUUUH......
AB SAMBHOG DEVTAO KA END BOHOT PAAS HAI
"Or Tum Ye Itne Confidence Se Kaise Keh Sakte Ho"
KYUKI MUJHE EHSAAS HAI KI KOI BOHOT JYADA POWERFUL SOCIETY KI TARAF BADH RAHA HAI
"Kya Tumhara Matlab Papa Se Hai"
WO AANE HI WALA HAI
"K....Kaun?....................."
Tabhi Tapu Ke Paas Daudte Huye Abdul Aata Hai
Abdul : Ye Sab Kya Ho Raha Hai Tapu
"Abdul Jaldi Yaha Se Niklo Warna Tum Bhi Nahi Bachoge"
Abdul : Mai Apne Gokuldham Vasiyo Ko Akela Nahi Chhorunga
Tapu : Abdul Tumhe Nikalna Hoga Yaha Se, Sonu Apne Kamre Me So Rahi Hai Jaao Use Uthao Or Please Use Bacha Lo
Or Tapu Ke Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagta Hai
Tapu Ko Purani Baatein Yaad Aane Lagti Hai
FLASHBACK
Jethalal : Beta Tu Jaanta Nahi Ki Sambhog Devta Kya Kar Sakta Hai Iski Wajah Se Hi Tere Dada Ji Ne.....
Tapu : Papa Please Aap Ye Mat Socho Ki Mai Dada Ji Jaise Kuch Karunga Mai Bas Sex God Ka Sex Ke Liye Use Karunga Or Fir Sex God Ko Maar Dunga
FLASHBACK END
"Sorry Papa Maine Aapki Baaton Per Dhyan Nahi Diya, Ab Mujhe Pata Chal Chuka Hai Ki Aapko Dadaji Ke Against Larne Per Kaisa Laga Hoga........
Please Papa Jaldi Aa Jaaiye Hame Aapki Jarurat
Hai............... Dada Ji Ke Alawa Bhi Kisi Ke Paas Sex God Hai........
Anjali Joro Se Cheekh Rahi Thi Wo Lagatar Khud Ko Chhurane Ki Kosis Kar Rahi Thi
"Tum Kuch Bhi Kar Lo Mera Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakte"
"Chhor Do Anjali Kooh Pleaseee"
"Chhor Du" Or Joro Se Hasne Lagta Hai
Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
Taarak : Aap Hamare Saath Aisa Kyu kar Rahe Hai Champak Chacha
Champak Kuch Nahi Bolta Or Apne Alag Alag Roopon Se Sabhi Auraton Ko Chodte Rehta Hai
"Mujheeh Mat Dekh Roshan"
Roshan Rote Huye Kehti Hai
Sodhi : Aei Ki Keh Rahi Hai Tu Roshan Meri Roshan Mere Saamne Kisi Or Mard Se Chud Rahi Hai Or Mai Kuch Nahi Kar Paa Raha......
Oye Chacha Ji Bas Ek Baar Mainu Khada Hone Do Uske Baad Mai Tan'ne Chadanga Nahiiii
Champak : Chal Aaja Sodhi Tujhe Ek Mauka Deta Hu
Unknown Person : Per Bapuji
"Bapujiiii"
Sabhi Chaunkte Huye Kehte Hai
Taarak : K....K....K....Kya Ye Tum Ho Jethalal
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Is Anjaan Aadmi Ka Chehra Dikhta Hai Jo Bilkul Jethalal Ki Tarah Dikh Raha Tha
"Jethalal Tum....."
Iyer (Chillate Huye) : Ayoo Jethalalllll Maiiiih Tumheeeeh Chhorungaaa Nahiiiii
Babitaaaaahh Ko Chhor Doooo
"Mai Tumhari Duniya Hila Dungaaaaaa Jethalal"
Bhide Or Sodhi : Lekin Kyu Jethalal.....
Jethalal Hasne Lagta Haii
"Kya Batau Mehta Sahab Anjali Bhabhi Ki Chut Hai Hi Itni Mast.... Eklauti Gulabi Chut Hamare Society Ki...
Or Iyer Babita Ji Ko To Mai Bohot Time Se Pyaar Karta Hu Unhone Ne Bhi Mujhe Har Chudai Ke Time I Love You Bola Hai ......
Roshan Bhabhi Ke Kya Hi Kehne Sodhi Unki Chut Mere Lund Ko Aise Jakarti Hai Ki Kya Hi Kahu Mai......
Nalini Ahhh Uski Chut, Uska Sareer Kaanpna Kya Jharti Hai Wo Popatlal..... Oh Sorry Sorry Tum To Kabhi Use Jhara Hi Nahi Paaye
Balki Tum'me Se Koi Bhi Apni Apni Patni Ko Santust Nahi Kar Paaya Isliye Wo Mere Paas Aayi.... Hai Na Bhide..... Oh Haa Madhvi Bhabhi Or Komal Bhabhi Ke Baare Me Bapuji Batayenge
"Kyu Hai Na Bapuji"
Champak : Bhindi Master....... Teri Patni Hai Hi Itni Sundar Maine Jab Use 35 Saal Pehle Dekha Tha Tab Hi Uska Deewana Ho Gaya Tha.......
"Train Ki Chook Chook Ki Awaaj Me Mujhe Uski Daant Sunayi De Rahi Thi Jab Bhi Usko Dekhta Tab Wo Pal Yaad Aata Jab Maine Madhvi Ko Pehli Baar Dekha Tha"
Champak Apna Saara Maal Madhvi Ke Chut Me Hi Jhaar Deta Hai
Or Madhvi Behosh Ho Jaati Hai
Bhide : Nahiiii Madhviiiiiiii.........
Dr Haathi : Per Chacha Ji Komal.... Komal Or Maine Aisa Kya Kiya Hai Jo Aap Hame Aisi Saza De Rahe Hai
Komal : Saza Or Mujheeehh Ahhh Ohhh Champakkk Thora Ruk Jaoohh Jaraaahh Baatthh Tohhhh Karrrh Leneeeh Dooohhh
Haathi : K......K.....Komal Ye Tum Kyaa Kehh Rahii Ho
Komal : Wahi Jooh Tumneeeh Sunaah Hansshh......
Haa Mai Champak Se Pyaar Karti Hu Or Aaj Se Nahi Hamari Shaadi Se Pehle Se Hi Karti Hu Or Hamesha Karti Rahungi
Dr Haathi : Ye Tum Kya Keh Rahi Ho Komal Toh Aakhir Tumne Mujhse Ye Baat Chhipayi Kyu
Komal Apna Muh Fer Leti Hai Or Maze Se Chudne Lagti Hai
Ahhh Champak Chodoooh Mujheeeeh Ahhh ohhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ohhh hmmm ahmm uhhh ohhhh
Komal Ko Aise Dekh Dr. Haathi Bohot Dukhi Hota Hai Or Rone Lagta Hai
Poore Society Me Sirf Or Sirf Dukh Dard Dikh Raha Tha
Tapu Sena Bhi Bandhi Bani Huyi Thi
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Society Me Joro Ki Baarish Hone Lagti Hai
Champak : Chal Jethiya Andar Chalte Hai In Logo Ko Yahi Sarne De
Jethalal : Ji Bapuji
Scene Cut To Jethalal House
Abdul Tapu Ke Kamre Me Jaata Hai Waha Sonu Bistar Per Leti Hoti Hai Usne Us Time Ek Chhoti Si Skirt Pehni Hoti Hai Jisme Se Uski Chut Badi Aasani Se Dekhi Jaa Sakti Thi
Abdul Jisper Sambhog Devta Ki Shaktiyo Ka Asar Ho Raha Tha Wo Khud Per Bari Mushkil Se Control Kar Raha Tha Wo Sonu Ko Uthane Ki Kosis Karta Hai Lekin Wo Nahi Uth'ti
Tabhi Waha Champaklal Prakat Hota Hai
"Kya Hua Abdul"
"Ch..Ch...Chachaa Jii"
"Kya Hua Abdul Beta Aage Badho"
Champak Ko Aise Dekh Kar Abdul Ki Dar Ke Maare Haalat Kharab Thi
"Ch...Chachaa Ji"
"Darta Kyu Hai Abdul Aage Badh Or Sonu Ke Kapde Utaar"
"Ch...Chachaa Ji Mujhe Jaane Dijiye"
"Jaane Du Theek Hai Chal Ab Tu Jaa Sakta Hai"
Abdul Jaise Hi Aage Badhta Hai Uska Sareer Akadne Lagta Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'PAKSHAGHAT'
Or Abdul Wahi Jameen Per Gir Jaata Hai Champak Waha Se Teleport Ho Jaata Hai Or Seedhe Compound Me Pahochta Hai
Tapu's God : TAPU AB TIME AA CHUKA HAI...... TUM APNI SABSE POWERFUL ASTRA KA ISTEMAAL KARO
Tapu : Kya Ye Sahi Hoga Dada Ji Ke Saath Papa Jaisa Dikhne Wala Bhi Koi Hai
'YA SHAYAD WO TUMHARE PAPA HI HAI'
Champak Ka Sambhog Devta Kehta Hai
Tapu Sena Dar Jaati Hai
"Maine Or Dadaji Ne To Ek Saath Rehne Ka Plan Kiya Tha Toh....."
"SABSE PEHLE ISE HI KHATAM KARO EK SAMBHOG DEVTA KA ANT KAAFI HOGA"
Champak Aage Badhta Hai Or Tapu Ke Gale Per Haath Rakhta Hai
Aaa.....
Maine Tumhare Saath Kitne Saare Chudai Karne Ke Sapne Dekhe The Dikra Lekin Ek Hi Pal Me.......
"Ek Hi Pal Me Kya.."
Or Koi Cheez Tezi Se Tapu Sena Ko Champak Se Door Le Jaati Hai
Champak Peeche Ghoomne Hi Wala Tha Ki Uske Chehre Per Ek Jor Ki Laat Padti Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'JABARJAST RAFTAAR'
Jaise Hi Vishal, Ek Dhaatu Ke Jaisi Aakriti Champak Se Takrayi, Zameen Kaanp Uthi..... Jaise Hi Uske Pair Champak Se Takraye, Chingaariyaan Ud Gayi, Uski Raftaar Ki Shakti Se Hava Chatakne Lagi. "Main Yahaan Hoon," Ek Aawaaj Goonji Jo Gadgadahat Ki Tarah Toote Huye Deewaron Se Goonj Uthi..... Uske Chehre Par Ek Muskurahat Phail Gayi, Ek Muskuraahat Jisne Mukti Aur Vinaash Dono Ka Vaada Kiya. Vah 'THE JETHALAL' Tha, Aur Society Ko Uske Krodh Ki Sakht Jarurat Thi.
Or Champak Ka Poora Sareer Jameen Per Gir Jaata Hai Or Camera Hilne Lagta Hai
"Main Yahaan Hoon,
Bapuji....... Aap Mujhe Hi Dhoond Rahe The Na"
Or Champak Ke Chehre Ko Joro Se Daba Raha Tha
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'CHAAYA SWAROOP'
Tapu : Shadow Clones? Per Kaise
"Waah Bapuji Aapki Taakat Toh Pehle Se Badh Chuki Hai..."
"Khud Ke Nakal Bhi Bana Paa Rahe Ho"
"Abhi Maza Aayega Na Bhiduuuu..
Kyu Sahi Bola Na Partner's"
"Bilkul Sahi Kaha"
Itna Keh Kar Bhide Gurraane Lagta Hai
"Bilkul Sahi Kaha Jetha Bhai"
"Yes Jethalal..."
"Or Is Baar Mai Bhi Apni Dosti Nibhaunga Jethalal"
Or Taarak Jethalal Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakh Deta Hai
Goli : Bitch What The Fuck!!!
"Is This Avengers Movie" Pinku Kehta Hai Or Wo Bhi Tapu Ke Peeche Khada Ho Jaata Hai
Gogi : Agar Hamare Papa Log Apni Dosti Nibha Rahe Hai To Ab Unke Bete Log Bhi Apni Dosti Nibhayenge
Or Tapu Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakh Deta Hai
Tabhi Ek Jordaar Bijli Kadakti Hai Or Achanak Ek Anjaan Aadmi Hawa Me Prakat Ho Jaata Hai
"Dekho Toh Jara Ab Cheetiyan Bhi Haathiyo Se Larai Karengi"
Is Larai Me Maza Aayega.... Hai Na Bapuji...
"Accha Toh Tum Bhi Bapuji Ke Hi Bete Ho"
Jethalal Apna Pair Champak Ke Chehre Se Hatate Huye Bolta Hai
"Chaliye Bapuji Udhar Bhi Baap Bete Or Idhar Bhi Baap Bete Maza Aayega"
Or Tabhi Jethalal Ke Upar Ek Bohot Tez Hamla Hota Hai
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'BHAWAR'
Or Bohot Tez Hawao Se Jethalal Kaafi Door Ud Jaata Hai
"Sorry Papa Per This Is It..... Mera Or Aapka Saath Bas Yahi Tak Tha "
Or Champak Or Tapu Joro Se Hasne Lagte Hai
Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
"Shabash Dikra.... Laut Ke Wapas Ghar Ko Aaye"
Society Ke Sabhi Log Ye Dekh Rahe The Jethalal Ye Dekh Kar Poori Tarah Toot Chuka Tha
"Hame Bas Tere Hi Lautne Ka Intejaar The Jethiya Taaki Tera Kissa Yahi Ke Yahi Khatam Ho Sake......Or Ab
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'AGNI BHAWAR.......'
Or Poori Society Me Aag Lag Jaati Hai
"Nahiiiiii!!!!"
SAMBHOG ASTRA
'JAL BHAWAR'
Jethalal : Agar Aapke Paas Aag Hai To Mere Paas Bhi Paani Hai Bapuji
Taarak : Aakhir Ye Chal Kya Raha Hai Ye Log Hawa Me Ud Rahe Hai, Lad Rahe Hai Poori Society Ek Pal Me Jala Di....Ab Kya Hoga
Sodhi Daudte Huye Roshan Ke Paas Jaata Hai
"Oye Roshan Roshan... Sun'na Uth Na Roshannn"
Naliniiiiih Uthooh Naah Naliniiiiih Uthooh Naah Naliniiiiih Naliniiiiih.....
Popatlal Ke Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai
Aaaaaa Naliniiiiiiiii
Taarak Bhi Anjali Ke Paas Daud Kar Jaata Hai Or Use Uthane Ki Kosis Karne Lagta Hai
Anjali Anjalii Anjaliiii Anjaliii...
Bhide Bhi Madhvi Ko Jagane Ki Kosis Kar Raha Tha
"माधवी जागे व्हा.. माधवी जागे व्हा..... माधवी"
"Wake Up Babita Jaldi Utho Hame Yaha Se Nikalna Hoga Wale Up Babitaaa...."
Haathi Behosh Komal Ke Saamne Akela Baitha Tha Uske Aankho Me Aansu The
FLASHBACK (24 Years Ago)
"Ka Holau Maai"
"Tohar Shaadi Fix Ho Gelau Re Haathiawa"
Shaadi..? Kekra Se...
"Agla Hafta Ghaat Per Mandirwa Me Hotau"
"Lekin Kekra Se Maai"
Haathi Ki Maa : Le Dhar Dekh Le Photo Okar
"Ek'kar Naam Komal Hau,Sundar Hau Aur Tore Biradri Ke Hau.......
3-4 Din Me U Or Okkar Chachi Eiha Atthun Tu Bhet Karela Taiyaar Rahiye"
"Agle Hafte Haathi Or Komal Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai"
Suhaagraat Per
"Hamko Bohot Accha Lag Raha Hai Tumse Shaadi Kar Ke"
"Tumhe Pata Hai Na Ki Meri Maa Ek Vaishya Thi Or Uske Chalte Mujhe Bhi..... Or Uske Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai"
"Pata Hai Ye Jinko Ham Maa Kehte Hai Na Wo Hamari Asli Maa Nahi Hai.... Ham Inko Aaj Se 23 Saal Pehle Ek Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Mile The..... "
Komal Ye Sunkar Bohot Dukhi Hoti Hai
"Inhone Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Hamko Utha Liya Or Paal Pos Kar Bara Kiya..... Jab Ham 16 ke Huye Tab Hamko Ye Baat Batayi..... Ham Bhi Bohot Dukhi The Ki Jinko Ham Apni Maa Maante The Wo Hamari Asli Maa Hai Hi Nahi...........
Us Din Hamara Ek Larke Se Jhagda Ho Gaya........
Wo Larka Or Uske Dost Hamko Bohot Maare Or Hamara Haath Pair Tod Diye......
Poora Din Ham Wahi Toota Hath Pair Liye Pare Reh Gaye Or Jab Hamara Aankh Khula Tab Ham Wapas Ghar Me The Or Hamari Maa Us Larke Ki Maa Ko Joro Se Daant Rahi Thi Wo Samay Tha Jab Mere Mann Ka Saara Gila Shikwa Khatam Ho Gaya....
Khud Ke Liye Doosre Insaan Ko Ladta Dekh Jo Dil Ko Sukoon Milta Hai Wo Sukoon Duniya Me Kisi Or Cheez Se Nahi Milta..... Kyuki Us Insaan Ko Dekh Tumhe Ye Pata Hai Ki Poori Duniya Me Koi Aisa Hai Jo Tumhari Fikar Karta Hai......
Tabse Hi Ham Unko Kabhi Akele Nahi Chhore......
Or Aaj Ham Apni Maa Ka Kasam Khaate Hai Ki Tumhare Jeevan Me Jo Bhi Dukh Hoga Wo Saara Dukh Ham Khud Per Le Lenge Or Tumko Kabhi Dukhi Nahi Hone Denge"
Or Komal Ko Gale Se Laga Leta Hai.....
FLASHBACK END
Kyu....Kyu....Aakhir Kyu.... Komal Kyu Kiya Tumne Hamare Saath Aisa.....
Or Uske Aankho Se Aansu Girne Lagte Hai
AAAAAA.....AAAAAA.....AAAAAA
Jethalal,Champak Tapu Or Nakli Jethalal Se Poori Taakat Se Lad Rahe The Chharo Ek Doosre Per Sambhog Astra Ki Beam Fire Kar Rahe The......
END OF EPISODE 7
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