Update 7
Teesre din main dukandar ke pass chala Gaya.wo to kuchh batane wala nahin tha. Per mujhe usse sab jankari hasil karni thi.
Maine usse kaha kuchh dinon pahle Punam ji ka sasur aaya tha Maine kuchh chijen dekhi kya tum sunna chahoge. Dukandar bahut hi utsuk ho gaya.
Me : tum apne pass ka secret nahi Bata rahe ho aur mere pass ka sunna chahte ho.
Dukandar : main nahin Bata Sakta
Main: chalo maan bhi Jao bata do yaar
Dukandar : nahin
Me : chalo ₹500 le Lo aur bata do.
Dukandar sochne Laga. Wo bola kuchh baat samjha Karo yaar.
Me: chalo 1000 le lo.
Dukandar ki munh mein Pani a raha tha per fir bhi vah kuchh nahin bola.
Me : chalo 2000 le lo.
Aur wo batane Ko taiyar Ho Gaya
Dukandar : kuchh mahine pahle Poonam ji ka pati mere pass aaya tha.
Usne mujhe poochha Punam tumko kaisi lagti hai.
Dukandar : ji acchi lagti hai
Punam ka pati : Karna chahoge uske sath. 20,000 rupay lunga.
Dukandar : ji aap kaise baten kar rahe ho aap Unke Pati Ho fir bhi aise baten kar rahe ho.
Me : kya sach mein Aisa poochha usne.
Dukandar : ha .Aisa kamina insan hai wo.
Main : wo to bada hi ghatiya insan hai.
Dukandar : ye to kuchh nahin mere dost ki patni dikhne mein bahut Sundar hai. isi colony mein rahata hai. Uski biwi use bahut pasand aa gai to usse wife swapping ki baten karne Laga. Per wo isi colony mein rahata hai isliye usne mana kar diya. Nahin to wo 50% man hi gaya tha.
mujhe bada gussa aaya
Me : kya sach mein Aisa kamina Insan hai wo.
Dukandar : ha. Colony ke log taiyar nahin hote aisi chijon ke liye lekin bahar ke logon ka pata nahin. Maine ek aur chij dekhi hai Uske bare mein. Raat Ko kisi aadami Ko le aata hai ghar mein .aur khud bahar chala jata hai.
Main: kya sach mein
Dukandar : ha
Main : yah nahin ho sakta.
Dukandar : Maine khud dekha hai
Maine dukandar ko ₹2000 Nikal ke de diye.
Dukandar ki baten sunkar main soch mein pad Gaya. Koi aadami to aata hoga lekin Punam ji vaisi nahin hai. Wo aisi chijon ke liye taiyar nahin hogi.
Itne dinon mein to Aisa kuchh hua nahin. Per kal Raat uska Pati kahan gaya tha aur usko aane mein itni der kaisi ho gai is baat ne mujhe soch mein dal Diya. Socha chalo Gaya hoga kisi party mein doston ke sath.
Sham ho gai uska Pati aaj jaldi hi ghar aaya tha. Aur phone per kisi se baat kar raha tha.
Bol raha tha nahin bhai itne kam mein nahin. Maine pahle Jo bola hai utane mein.
Udhar ka aadami chalo na meri na tumhari 15 mein fix kar do. Punam ka pati chalo theek hai. Aur phone rakh Diya.
Raat ko khana khane ke baad. Punam ka Pati usse bolane Laga. Aaj mehman aane Wala hai.
Yah baat sunte hi Poonam Ko gussa aa Gaya. Gusse mein hi bartan uthane lagi. Bartan uthate samay wo bahut awaaz kar rahi thi. Bartan dhote samay bhi vah patak patak kar bartan dho rahi thi.