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[Lib am]

UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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[Devil king domnic]

UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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[Ek number]

UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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[Naik]

UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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Bahot behtareen shaandaar
Update bhai
Dekhte dono kia reason batate h hasne ka professor ko ?

 

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UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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Fantastic update bhai.

 

[tpk]

UPDATE 25

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....




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good one

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

Update 1


"".... Sham ke 5 baje mere ghar wale sab airport ke bahar wait kar rahe the .mere papa,maa, didi or choti bhi tabhi airport ke under se ek handsome sa lakda bahar aa raha hota hai. Body me wrestler jesa face se cute or height b 6'2 ka poora bodybuilder dikhta hai .sab use dekh ke khush ho jate hai. Wo ladka bhi sabko dekh ke apna bag b chod ke bhagta nazdik jata hai or apni maa ko baaho me bhar leta hai or ankho me anshu aa jate hai. Baki sab b khush ho jate hai.

Maa :- .. umaaha .. ummaahaa..bahot yaad kiya maine tumhe mera bachaa...i miss you.... I love U..ummahh..

Lakda: - miss you 2 maa..i love so much..maine b apko bahot yaad kiya ab to me kahi nahi jaunga apko chod ke .aap kaise hai apki tabiyat sab thik hai na? ( ye lakda koi or nahi apna hero hai Lucky)

Maa :- haa me thik hu beta ab Tu aa gaya hai to or b achhi ho jaungi tere bageir ghar me man hi nahi lagta tha. Ab tu hamesha ghar hi rahega ab bahar kahi nahi jane dungi tumhara admission isi shaher me karva dungi ab yahi se padhai karna.

Lucky :- okk maa...

JANVI : - oyee... bel hame nahi milega sirf maa akele nahi aay yaha hum bhi hai.

( lucky maa se alag hoke papa ko gala lagata hai)

Papa :- kaisa hai mera sher?.

Lucky :- achaa hu papa. Aap batao aap kaise ho.?

Papa :- me b thik hu..chal apni bahono ko mil varva ghar me entry nahi milegi..hahaahaa

Lucky:- diiidi....( didi ko jor se hug karta hai or didi b mujhe jor se hug karti hai dono bahot khush the kyuki done me bahot pyar tha bachpan se didi lucky or sweaty ko bahot pyar karti hai inki jaan in dono me bachi hai. )

Didi: - chotu..kitni mast body banay he..bahot cute ho gaya tu to...muaaaha ...apni didu ki yaad nahi aati thi kya jo 1 saal me ek baar bhi call nahi kiya.?

Lucky :- Didu apki yaad to bahot aati thi par kya karta vaha par call karne ka b time nahi milta tha bahot menhat karvay mujhe .

Sweaty ( Choti ) :- oyyy aap log mujhe to bhul hi gaye..jao me nahi baat karti aapse chalo papa hum ghar chalte hai..( or gussa vala face kar ke dusri taraf dekhne lagti hai )

Lucky :- aaja...meri jaan...( or sweaty ko baho me bhar ke uper utha leta hai) mujhse naraaj ho?..tu to meri jaan hai meri sweaty ...i miss you...

Sweaty :- I miss you 2 ...aap ko itne dino tak meri yaad nahi aay kya.? Mujhe aapke bina bilkul b acha nahi lagta is liye pure din apko yaad kar ke ghar me soti rehtu hu. Ab aap aa gaye ho to full masti karenge sath me clg jayenge ..apke bina mene bhi college me admission nahi liya ab sath me jayenge.

Lucky :- ( pari ko niche utar ke sar par ek kiss karta hai )maine b tumhe bahot sara yaad kiya tumhare liye bahot sare gift laya hu par meri jaan padhai kyu chod di esha nahi karte pari ek 1 year bigad gaya na tera par koi baat nahi ab sath me jayenge clg okk.

Papa :- chalo ab ghar par chalte hai baki bate ghar par karna ab kahin nahi jayenga ye ...chalo..

phir sab bahar niklte hai papa car leke aate hai phir sab car me Beth jaate hai or nikal padte hai ghar ki taraf or thodi der me car ghar ke bahar rukti hai phir sab bahar nikle te hai . (Lucky ka ghar 2flor vala hai jisme niche ek hole room hai jisme dining table or sofa, tv hai. Or do room hai. side me kitchen hai.ek side me pooja ke liye mandir hai. or ek room maa papa ka hai or ek room khali hai guest ke liye. Uper 3 room hai jisme ek Didi ka hai iske baaju me mera or last me pari ka . Niche ek bathroom hai or ek bathroom uper hai is liye jise jo bathroom use karna hai kar lete hai. ) sab ghar ke under aate hai to maa mujhe dor pe rok deti he.

Maa :- pari beta jaa jaldi se arti ki thali laa..

Pari arti ki thali lati hai phir maa meri arti utar ti hai or mere sar pe tilak lagati hai. Phir meri nazar utar ti hai. Me phi maa ke per chuke aashirvad leta hu phir papa ke bhi per chu kar aashirvad leta hu.

Maa:- chal ab Aaja under ..

Phir sab log hol me Aa jate hai under sofe pe beth jate hai. Didi pani laa kar deti hai me pani pi leta hu.

Papa: - beta jaa ab apne kamre me fresh ho jaa or phir niche aa sath me khana khate hai.

Maa :- haa ja jaldi fresh ho jaa me tere liya khana banati hu.

Maa rashoi me khana bana ne ke liye chali jati hai or me b apni beg leke uper apne room ki taraf jata hu mere sath pari bhi mere sath aati he... Papa or didi hole me tv dekhne Beth jate hai.

Pari: - ye lo hamara kamra Aa Gaya.

( ab yaha se kahani me khudko ME likhunga okk)

Me :- achaa..tera kamra to dusra he na ye to mera hai. ( mazak me chhida ne ke liye pari ko kaha)

Pari: - lagta he America ja ke mujhe bhul gaye ho tum..jao apne kamre me .ab mujhe baat bhi mat karna..byy. ( nam ankho se)

Me :- are..aree..rotlu Tu to rone lagi me to majak kar raha tha .ye hum dono ka hi kamra he okk. Jo mera he vo sab bhi to tumhara hi hai pagal ladki..

Pari: - Hahaahaa..... me bhi acting kar rahi thi rone ki....haahaaha...mujhe pata hai aap mujhe bahot pyaar karte ho Or jo apka he vo to mera he hi is liya aaj raat to me apke sath hi sona hai. bahot saari baate karni hai apke sath.okk ab jao beg rakho room me or fresh ho aav me apka saman beg me se nikal ke set karti hu.

Me :- okk

Phir me bathroom me jake kapde nikal ke naha ne lagta hu naha ke phir me apni underwear nikal ke apne lund ko sabu laga ke pani se mast dhota hu fir towel se sharir se pani saf karke dursri underwear pahenke phir towel qamar pe lapet ke bahar aa jata hu phir room me jata hu. Vahi Pari Meri body dekh ke mantramug ho jati hai ek tak mujhe dekhti hi re jati hai .
Me ne dekh liya Pari meri body dekhne me busy he to me bad pe jo mere kapde rakhe the vo utha ke pahen leta hu tab pari ko hosh aata hai.

Me :- pari kaha kho gay thi?

Pari: - k.kk..kahi ..nn nahi.

Me :- To tum mujhe aise kyu dekh rahi thi jaise pahele kabhi dekha hi na ho?

Pari: - vo...vo..me..me apki body dekh raahi thi apne body mast banay hai sixpeck suna tha but apke to 8peck hai.

Me:- Ise banana ke liye bahot mehnet karni padi hai. Tumhe pasand to aay na meri body?

Pari: - haa Bhai apki body mujhe bahot pasand aay . U r my dream hero .

Me:- achaa...chal pagal ab niche jate hai khana bhi ban Gaya hoga bahot bhukh lagi hai.

Pari: - ok ..chalo but aaj to me aapke hatho se khana khaungi or khilaungi okk..

Me :- okk

Phir me or pari niche aa jate hai. Me jake dining table pe beth jata hu or pari meri bagal vali sher pe beth jati hai.

Me :- Papa didi kaha gay khana nahi khana Kya?

Papa :- beta teri didi rashode me hai teri maa ki helf kar rahi hai .

Shayad maa ne aavaj sun li is liye maa or didi khana leke bahar aati hai or phir maa sab ko khan paros deti hai. Khane me gajar ka halwa, kheer, aalu ke parathe banay the.

Maa :- mere bete ka pasand ka khana banaya hai mere Laal pet bhar ke kha America me pata nahi kesa khana mila hoga.

Pari :- maa aap chinta mat karo ab se roj me bhai ko khilaungi. Or bhai mujhe ...haahaa.

Maa :- pagal ..ladki khila lena apne Bhai no me bhi khila ti hu.

Didi: - choti Tu akele akele khilaygi kya mujhe b moka dena okk.

Phir sab khana khate hai maa bhi mujhe thoda khila Ti hai phir me bhi maa ko khilata hu .pari , didi, or me apas me ek durso ko khilate hai ase khana kha lete hai..

Phir sabhi hole me Beth jate hai tv dekhne lagte hai or baate karte hai.

Maa :- lucky beta chalo ab sab sone jao tum safar karke aaye ho thak Gaya hoga. subhe tumse jaroori bat karni hai tum Or Tumhare papa mujhe bahot sari bate chupate aaye ho ab kal sab janana hai mujhe ok.

Me :- okk maa..byyy ..good night..gn papa... chalo pari.

Pari :- ok chalo.

Didi: - me b chalti hu aaj to mujhe b tumhare sath sona hai.

Phir me or pari, or didi tino uper aate hai didi or pari apne room me jati hai kapde change karne or me b apne room me aa jata hu.

Thodi dere me didi or pari mere room me aa jati hai..didi ne t-shirt or pajama pahena tha or pari ne bhi t-shirt or pajama. Done bahot hot lag rahi thi didi ke boobs t-shirt me bahot bade lag rahe the me to use dekhne me kho gaya tha pari ki avaj se hosh aaya.

Pari :- Bhai aap bich me so jao me or did side side me sote hai.

Me :- okk chalo...light band kar do phir sote hai.

Phir hum thodi der bate karte hai phir so jate hai pari mujhe aage se hug kar leti hai or didi piche se..
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Idher mere ghar me sab log aram se so jate he vahi dusri taraf shaher ke bahar ek farmhouse par andheri raat me bhi under is farmhouse me garam mahol tha. Ek kamre me ek Aorat or ek aadmi pure nage ho kar ghamasham chudai kar rahe the..

Aadmi: - ..aahhahh...mast Gand hai teri...chatak...chataak.... ( aurat gi gand me land under bahar ho raha he or aurat bhi dogy pose me mast chudai ka maja le rahi thi. Aadmi gand pe thapad pe thapad marta jata hai)

Aorat: - ouchh.....mandarchod....thapat mat mar varna teri gand me Maru gi ....ahaaah...haramjade...

Aadmi: - tumari gand ke liye to me apni gand bhi marvane ko taiyar hu...aahhaahh...uhhhh..me jhadne vala hu kaha nikalu pani..?

Aorat: - bc...gand me hi daal....phir meri gand chat ke saaf kar dena harami...

Or phir admi aorat ki gand me hi jhad jata hai or thak ke haaf raha hota hai aorat bhi jhad chuki thi is liye vo bhi bed me let jati hai or uske uper hi woh aadmi bhi gir jata hai..thodi der bad aadmi side me ludak jata hai.

Aorat: - harami nikal gay garmi..ab chal jaldi meri gand saaf kar chat kar. Saala mera paltu kutta hai Tu phir bhi tujhe gand marne di hai chal chat jaldi.

Admi aorat ki baat chun ke aorat ke piche jata hai or orat ki gand pe jibh rakh ke chatne lagta hai. Gand chat ke saaf kar phir side me Beth jaata hai.

Aorat: - chale ab peck bana ..nacha uter Gaya gand marva ke mera.

( admi peck banata he sharab ka or aorat ko deta hai)

Aadmi: -lo...ab bol Kya kam tha jo aaj yaha meeting karne bulaya tha mujhe .?

Aorat: - kal durse shaher xxxxx se apne shaher me maal ayega jo mere shaher ke bahar vale godaun pe khali hoga to tumhe waha se alag alag gadi me shaher me har ilake me apne aadmiyo tak pahucha dena hai. Ab clg bhi start hogi to drung ka dhandha bahot chalega is liye har ilake me pahocha do mal okk.

Aadmi: - okk ..ho jayega mere admi sab kam sambhal lenge..par dhannjay ke jagha ye kam aap kar rahi ho..?

Aorat: - haa ..dhannjay or me partner hai is liye ye kam boss ne mujhe Diya hai dhannjay ko ladakiya kidnap karke videsh me bhejni hai is liye ye kam mujhe sopa Gaya hai.

Aadmi: - okk par ye lakdiya kidnap ka kam me lafda ho sakta hai

Aorat: - haa ye kam danger to hai par is shaher me hamara raaj chalta hai to kishi ko kuch pata nahi chalega sirf vo Acp abhi nay aay he vo bahut udd rahi hai sab jagah crime khatam karne pe tuli huvi hai.

Aadmi: - Vo acp saali bahot imandar hai..chali ki koi b kamjori nahi hai ghar me b koi nahi hai is liye uche rokna muskil hai is liye uski nazaro me aaye bager chupke se kam nikalna padta hai.

Aorat: - okk ..chal me ghar nikalti hu kal raat ko 10 baje maal Aa jayega to Tu vaha chale Jana or vo tera aadmi hai na bheema usko ko bhi sath rakhna.

Phir wo aorat vaha se nikal ke car leke uske ghar jati hai or ek bade se bungalow ke samne car rukti he get pe..watchmen get kholta hai phir car under parking pe park kar ke car me se utar ke ghar ke darvaje pe jati hai jaha likha tha dor pe ROY MENTION dor khole ke under jati hai or apne room me jaati hai jaha uska pati soya pada tha. Uske baju me jake so jati hai.

( ye Aorat or koi nahi balki Ragini Roy hi hai meri choti bua Or jo farmhouse me jo aadmi tha vo is city ka MLA hai Bhanu purohit)

Nice update