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mashish

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Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers :cheers:

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool :mad:

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu :mad:

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate :mad: kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas :D AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi :lol1: par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video :shocking:

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga :frown:

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno.. :D

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun :hmm:

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail :lol1:

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai :cool: mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega :D

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai :D

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha


Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko…. :adore:
ha ha ha rahul to gaya awesome super duper update
 

Naik

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Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers :cheers:

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool :mad:

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu :mad:

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate :mad: kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas :D AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi :lol1: par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video :shocking:

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga :frown:

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno.. :D

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun :hmm:

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail :lol1:

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai :cool: mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega :D

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai :D

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha


Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko…. :adore:
Rahul ki aisi beizzati hogi sapne m bhi nahi socha hoga ab jab tak college m rehega nazer uthake tow nahi chal payega
AK n apne dimag se rahul ko uski aukat dikha dia
Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai
 

Naina

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Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers :cheers:

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

------

Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool :mad:

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu :mad:

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate :mad: kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas :D AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi :lol1: par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video :shocking:

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga :frown:

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno.. :D

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun :hmm:

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail :lol1:

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai :cool: mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega :D

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai :D

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha


Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko…. :adore:
Phir bas gaya ye chirkut Ak :banghead:
is sanjana aur rahul ki to :spank: ek bhi kaam dhang se kar nahi sakte :banghead:
ye dono kisi kaam ke nahi :bat:
achha hua dono ke sath, khas Kar us rahul ke sath..
lagta koi aur hi kirdaar ak bhagau kaam pe lagani hogi hogi... :bat:

Khair.... shaandar update, shaandar lekhni shaandar shabdon ka chayan, sath hi dilkash kirdaaro ki bhumika bhi...
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills :applause: :applause:
 

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Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers :cheers:

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool :mad:

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu :mad:

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate :mad: kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas :D AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi :lol1: par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video :shocking:

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga :frown:

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno.. :D

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun :hmm:

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail :lol1:

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai :cool: mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega :D

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai :D

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha


Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko…. :adore:
Jabardast update bhidu......jaisa socha tha bilkul waisa hi hua....Rahul aaay tha AK ki band bajane ulta uski band baj gyi.....AK ne Rahul ke ego pr waar kiya...AK khud to pani pita raha pr Rahul ko asli vodka pila di...sanjan ab to pakka AK ki band baja ke rahegi...itni aasani nhi rukne wali wo......khaiR dekhte hai...aage kya majedar hoat hai...
 

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Awesome Update


Mera kehnaa sahi huaaa. Maine kaha tha AK je jarur kuch socha hai aur kyaaa socha hai. Puraa plan hi palat diyaa. Rahul ki kyaa beizaati ki hai AK ne. Aisi beizaati ki hai ke woh ab kuch din toh AK se durr hi rahegaa. Sanjana and team ki bahot buri tarah bajai hai AK ne aur woh bhi single handedly. Maza aagaya padh ke
AK ko halke me nahi liya ja sakta bhai :D
bahut bahut shukriya bhai :thank_you:
 

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Rahul ki aisi beizzati hogi sapne m bhi nahi socha hoga ab jab tak college m rehega nazer uthake tow nahi chal payega
AK n apne dimag se rahul ko uski aukat dikha dia
Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai
bahut bahut shukriya bhai :thank_you:
 
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