Hawaldar:- ae Aaj Teri rihai kaa din he haath muh dho le kisise milna ho to mille...
Rez:-Apun Ka Yaha Hai Hi Kon ? Aa rha hu thodi der me.....
(Hawaldar itna keh ke chala Gaya rez apna haath muh dhoke hawladar ka wait karne lagta he hawaldar aata he aur cell ka darwaja kholta he)
Hawaldar:- Chal Re baba....
(Me hawladar ko dekh ke mere muh se ek choti si muskan nikal gai mujhe is baat pe andha kanoon gana yaad aata he)
Hawaldar:- Chal
Rez:- Chalo Saab....
(Hawaldar rez ko le ke police station ke hall me le kar AA Gaya tha )
Hawaldar sign kar idhar aur ho sake to thoda kaand Kum karna aur apni biwi ke saath kush rehna...
Rez:- ha? Kon?
Hawaldar:- Abe sale us ladki ko bhul gaya jis ladki se shadi ki thi...
Rez:- ohh haa usse bhi nipat na he....Thik he Saab ab chalta hu.....
(Rez Police station ke bahar nikalta he aur ek angadai leta hai samne ek nai ki dukan aur chai ki dukan thi...... Rez Us Dukaan wale ke paas jaata he aur chai biscuit khata uske baad wo nai ki dukaan ke paas jaata he)
Rez:- Bhai Man-bun hairstyle kar doge?
Nai:-500 rupees bhaiya
Rez:-ohh 500 rupees
Hawaldar:- ae Aaj Teri rihai kaa din he haath muh dho le kisise milna ho to mille...
Rez:-Apun Ka Yaha Hai Hi Kon ? Aa rha hu thodi der me.....
(Hawaldar itna keh ke chala Gaya rez apna haath muh dhoke hawladar ka wait karne lagta he hawaldar aata he aur cell ka darwaja kholta he)
Hawaldar:- Chal Re baba....
(Me hawladar ko dekh ke mere muh se ek choti si muskan nikal gai mujhe is baat pe andha kanoon gana yaad aata he)
Hawaldar:- Chal
Rez:- Chalo Saab....
(Hawaldar rez ko le ke police station ke hall me le kar AA Gaya tha )
Hawaldar sign kar idhar aur ho sake to thoda kaand Kum karna aur apni biwi ke saath kush rehna...
Rez:- ha? Kon?
Hawaldar:- Abe sale us ladki ko bhul gaya jis ladki se shadi ki thi...
Rez:- ohh haa usse bhi nipat na he....Thik he Saab ab chalta hu.....
(Rez Police station ke bahar nikalta he aur ek angadai leta hai samne ek nai ki dukan aur chai ki dukan thi...... Rez Us Dukaan wale ke paas jaata he aur chai biscuit khata uske baad wo nai ki dukaan ke paas jaata he)
Rez:- Bhai Man-bun hairstyle kar doge?
Nai:-500 rupees bhaiya
Rez:-Koi Ni Kar De
(Rez apne baal katwake bahar aage ki aur Jane lagta he)
(Ab kya Karu? Ab kha jau ? Ghar par Mera baap to mujhe hi galat samj rha he wo mujhe dekhte hi maar dalega mere paas option hi kya he urmila bole to meri unwanted chawi)
Rez:- Lekin Sali Tak Pohchaega kon mujhe?
(rez ne chai ki tapri pe ek ladke ko bola)
Rez:-Bhai phone milega kya?
???:- Haa Kyo Nhi....
(Jaise hi rez ne uska phone chuwa utni der me ek aag me jalti hui bottle kisine rez ke uppar feki lekin usse pehle us ladke ne rez ko dhakka de diya)
???:- bhenchod Bhai ye kya tha?
(Rez Charo aur dekhne laga)
Rez:- Bhai Ladai Aati He ?
???:- Kya Matlab?
(Itni der me side me ek bhikari Jo cuble odh ke baitha tha wo us ladke ki aur chaalu le kar badhta he aur uske pith par waar karne wala hota he tabhi rez uska haath pakad leta he aur uska chaku usse chin kar usi ke ghutno me maar deta)
Rez:- Ab Samja Ya Aur Kucch Samja Naa Padega?
???:- Bhenchod Konse matter me fas gaya accha khasa Ghar Jaa rha tha aur kha fas gaya.
Rez:- Ghar Jane ke liye bete pehle tujhe Zinda rehna padega....ab lad sab se
(Charo aur se gundo ne rez aur us ladke ko ghera hua tha)
Rez:- Ye Log Nhi Sudhrenge (Saying To Family)
(Rez ne Jo aadmi karob tha use sidha ek laat Mari aur uske niche gira Diya fir rez uske sine ke upar chadd ke uske gale pe sidha ek mukka mara uska khel khatam itni der me rez ko maarne ke liye ek aadmi uske picche aar rha tha tab us ladke ne use laat maari)
???:- aajav salo......
(Itna bolte hi us ladke baau ki tapri me rakhi Khali soda ki bottle utha ke sabke sir pe phodne laga)
Rez:- (Rez Usse Dekhte Hue) Accha Ladta He Yaar
???:- pata he...
(But Unfortunately Us Ladke Ka Dhyaan Bhatak Gaya kyoki ek Gunda uski aur talwar le ke badh rha tha rez ne sidhe us gunde ki sine pe laat Mari wo Gunda niche gira aur jaise hi us ladke ko pata chala wo safe wo bhi ladne laga sare Gundo ko dhone ke baad rez usi tapri ki bench pe baitha aur us ladke ko bhi baithne ko kaha)
???:-(bench me baithe hue)Aaj ke baad kisi ko apna phone nhi dunga...
Rez:-Hahaha... Thanks Bhai Agar Tune Mujhe Bachaya Naa Hota To Abhi Me Mar Chuka Hota....
???:- Are Koi ni waise ye tere picche kyo pade he?
???:-wese Tera naam kya he?
Rez:- Rez....Rez-Ro.....(Man me:-family name ab to family kaha he)Mera..matlab Rez-Raja...
???:- Ohh Naam Thoda Alag He Aur Cool Bhi Kabhi Suna Nahi....
Rez:-Btw....Tera naam kya hai?.......
???:- Ravan.....
Ravan
Rez:-Log Raam Ka Naam Rakhte Tera Naam Ravan?
Ravan:- Jaise Teri story lambi he waise is naam ke picche bhi ek story hai..
Rez:- Thik Chal Fir Kabhi Milte He Abhi Mujhe Kucch logo ki khabar bhi Leni he....
Ravan:- Matlab?
Rez:- Matlab Family Bhai Family....
(Rez Ravan Ka number le kar gusse me apne Ghar ki aur chala jaata hai)
