Maine chai bana kar pandit ji aur unki wife ko di aur jab wo chale gaye to Maine mobile check kiya to sirf bye ka msg tha isi tarah pura din chala gaya...dusre din jab mai subah uthi to maine good morning ka msg send kiya suneel ko aur husband ke liye chai banane chali gayi..
(Chai banate hue mai sunil ke bare me sochne lagi .jab se ussse bat hona start hui ha tab se mai bore nahi ho rahi thi... nahi to pura din soti rahti thi)
Tabhi chai ban gayi aur husband ko di chai aur wo kaam par chale gaye maine bath liya aur ek pink suit nikal kar pahan liya jo jara sa fit tha ...idhar mere urooj aur sehatmand ho gaye the..jisse jyadatar kapde fit the..maine ghar ka kaam kiya aur tailor ke pass chali gayi..
Wahan se turant chali aayi kyunki tailor tha nahi
Aur ghar me baith kar dekha to 2baj rahe the..aaj pandit ji aur unki wife b nahi aayi thi..ya fir aayi hongi..sayad ghar me lock hone ki wajah se wapas chale gaye ho..
Tabhi mere mobile par msg aaya..
Maine dekha to sunil ka msg tha
Sunil..gd afternoon.. sorry aaj thoda busy tha .
Saba...its ok maine reply kiya .
Sunil..khana khaya.
Saba..ha aur tmne
Sunil..maine b
Saba..aur?
Sunil..acha saba tmne to ek baat batayi hi nahi
Saba..kya..
Sunil..yahi ki pandit ji ka private part kaisa tha
)Maine jaise hi ye msg padha mjhe turant pandit ka wo manzar yaad aa gaya jab maine unke ling ka thoda sa hissa dekha tha .)
Saba..ohhh god tmhe har waqt yahi sujhi rahti hau
Sunil..batao to..frnd nahi ho
Saba..hu magar ye sab baat
Sunil...yr frnd me koi baar private nahi hoti aur waise b jab tmhe lage ki mai bura insan hu to mjhe block kar dena kissa khatam
Saba...ha ye to hai.
Sunil..ye kya to fir batao
Saba..kya
Sunil..yahi ki unka part kaisa tha
Saba..jaise sabka hota hai..q sabke part alag alag hote hai kya
Sunil..paheli na bhujao batao
Saba..ab kaise batau kaisa tha
Sunil..ye batao mota tha ya lamba ya chota
Saba..maine pura nahi dekha tha
Sunil..tab fir
Saba..thoda sa bas
Sunil..to mota tha
Saba..ha mota to tha.
Sunil..tmhare husband jitna
(Ye msg padhte hue mera dhyan husband ke ling ki taraf gaya..mere husband ka ling 4inch ka tha aur patla tha..jabki pandit ji ka ling bahut mota tha maine socha b nahi tha ki utna mota kisi ka hota hai .)
Saba.. nahi
Sunil.. matlab
Saba..matlab mere husband jitna mota nahi tha samajh gaye ya aur kuch
Sunill.matlab tmhare husband ka jyada mota hai..
Saba..acha bye mai ja rahi hu agar aisi hi baar karni hai to
Sunill.. sorry lekin ye jawab de do bas
Saba..mere husband se jyada mota tha
Sunil ..matlab pandit ji ka lund mota tha
Saba....sunilll
Sunil..yr tm kis tarah ki ho jab maine dekha nahi hai tabhi to puch raha hu..
Saba..acha ab mjhe sona hai baad me baat karti hu
Sunil..naraz ho gayi..acha sorry
Saba.. naraz nahi hu neend aa rahi hai
Sunil..ok bye
Saba..bye
Maine mobile rakha ek kinare aur so gayi sham ko meri aankh jald hi khul gayi maine ghadi dekha to 4.30 ho rahe the maine munh dho kar chai banayi khud ke liye aur bahar lawn me baith gayi..mera baby abhi b so raha tha..tabhi maine sunil ko msg karna ka socha
Saba..hi
Umeed ke mutabik reply turant aa gaya
Sunil..hi bahut jaldi uth gayi.
Saba..ha bas aise hi
Sunil..tumhe pata hai aaj humari kuch khas baat nahi hui
Saba..ha wo to hai
Sunil.. kya karu kuch jyada hi bz tha
Saba..free b hoti to sayad baat na ho pati
Sunil..acha wo q
Saba.. kyunki aaj mai b bz thi..aur sayad kal b baat na ho..
Sunil..q
Saba..wo kai kapde silne ke liye dene gayi thi to darzi mila hi nahi..to sayad kal fir jau
Sunil..q nahi mila
Saba..kahin gaya uske wahan ek ladka baittha hai usne bataya..
Sunil..to dusre darzi ko de deti
Saba..nahi wo kapde thik silta hai..
Sunil..yr fir kar wait??
Saba..to fir mai kya karu jab nahi mila
Sunil..to us ladke ko kapde aur naap de deti
Saba..naap kapde ki nahi leta..jab b silta hai to mera nap leta hai
Sunil..ye kis tarah ka darzi hai
Saba..jo b hai acha hai lekin ek kami hai