EPISODE 9: Papa Ka Call
Papa ne aaj kuch aisa kiya jo unhone pehle kabhi nahi kiya. Unhone mujhse koi cheez poochi jo unhe already pata honi chahiye thi.
Lekin woh baad mein. Pehle woh joke tha.
Call 9:11 par aaya — usual. Maine uthaya.
Papa- Beta, kaisa hai?
Main- Theek hun Papa. Aap?
Papa- Sab theek hai. Sun, ek cheez poochhna tha.
Main- Haan?
Papa- Beta, pata hai economists aur astrologers mein kya difference hai?
Main ne chai ka cup rakha.
Oh nahi.
Main- Nahi.
Papa- Astrologer galat predict kare toh log has dete hain. Economist galat predict kare toh usko TV pe bula lete hain.
Teen second silence.
Mama [background, faint]- Devraj ji, please.
Papa khud pehle hansa — woh wali hasi jo clearly indicate karti hai ki speaker ko apna joke genuinely funny laga hai.
Papa- Achha tha yaar. Achha tha.
Main- Nahi tha.
Papa- Tha. Tu economics padh raha hai — relevant bhi hai.
Main- Relevant hone se funny nahi ho jaata.
Papa- College jaake sense of humour kharab ho gaya tera.
Main- Tha hi nahi.
Papa- [laughing] Haan haan, bilkul. Sab meri galti hai.
Mama ki awaaz background mein: 'Aarav beta, khaana khaaya?' — woh obviously Papa ki joke se embarrassed thi aur topic change kar rahi thi.
Mama [background]- Achha. Theek se khaaya?
Papa- Uski Mama se direct baat kara de — warna hum teeno raat bhar is phone par raheinge.
Main- Aap hi ne call kiya tha.
Papa- Haan, aur ab regret ho raha hai. [haste hue]
Ye wahi Papa they. Woh joke jo genuinely funny nahi tha but woh itne genuinely khush they uspe ki reaction matter nahi karta tha unhe. Woh apne aap ke saath comfortable they — completely, totally.
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Call agle 6 minute tak chali. Khaana, college, dost — normal topics.
Lekin end mein ek cheez aayi jo normal nahi thi.
Papa- Beta, teri woh economics assignment submit ho gayi? Woh jo professor ne —
Maine chai ka cup haath mein pakda.
Maine Papa ko economics assignment k baare mein kabhi mention nahi kiya. Ever.
Main- Haan submit ho gayi. Par maine ye bataya tha kya aapko?
Papa- Teri Mama ne bataya hoga.
Main- Maine Mama ko bhi nahi bataya tha.
0.8 second pause.
Papa- Arre, class schedule dekha hoga online. Colleges post karte hain.
Plausible. Theoretically. But Papa ne kabhi mere class schedule online check nahi kiya.
Main- Haan shayad.
Call khatam hua.
Us pause mein kuch tha. Mujhe nahi pata tha kya.
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But woh pause nahi tha jo raat bhar mere saath raha.
Woh raha — 'Achha tha yaar.'
Papa apne joke par khud hasna.
Mama ki 'Devraj ji, please.'
Ye memory thi. Real wali. Jo baad mein yaad aati hai jab logon ki zarurat hoti hai unhe.
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A.N: Aarav ko apne Papa ke call mein ek choti si error mili. 0.8 seconds ka woh pause... kya yeh sach mein sirf ek mistake thi, ya kuch aur chhipa hai in normal lagne wali conversations mein? Aapko kya lagta hai? Drop a like or comment if you are sensing the shift! 