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बहुत ही शानदार और जानदार अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गयाUpdate 78
Birthday special 2 b
Karib 11.45 ko hum theatre me pahunch gaye....
Ravi ne sarita ko tab tak ek side me baithne ke liye seat thi isliye wahi par baithne ke liye kaha....
Ravi - main jaakar tickets lekar aata hoon..tab tak aap yahi baith jaao....
Sarita - haa thik hai....
Ravi line me hi khada tha....
bhid thodi bahot thi....
lekin family movie thi...
isliye jyadatar family waale log hi the...
kuch hi youngsters waha mujhe dikhai diye...
Ravi ne jaakar ab ticket kharid li....
Ravi ne sarita ko bulaya aur hum theatre ke andar chale gaye...
waise hamari seat bahot piche thi....
hamare hi row me jyadatar family Wale matlab shadishuda log the aur unke bacche bhi aaye hue the....
lekin hamare 2 seat piche 2- 4 ladke bhi the..
Ravi ne piche ki taraf dekha...
ek ladka sarita ki taraf hi dekh raha tha....
Ravi ko tab yun hi laga wo aisehi dekh raha tha...shayad wo idhar udhar dekh raha ho....
isliye ravi ne jada dhyaan nahi diya...
Ab movie chaalu hue.....
ab hum dono movie dekhne me busy the....
movie bhi kaafi acchi lag rahi thi....
comedy scenes bhi bahit the...
us wakt sarita bhi bahot has rahi thi.....
wo dekhkar mujhe accha lag raha tha kamse kam maa ko bahar aakar aacha lag rha hai....
ek time ke baad kuch romantic gana shuru ho gaya tha.....
tab maa ne mera haath pakada aur mere kandhe par sir rakhkar movie dekhne lagi....
mujhe bhi bahot accha feel ho Raha tha....
waise theatre me shor karna to aam baat hoti hai....
jadatar piche baithe hue hi log kar rahe the...
Tabhi piche se ek aawaz aayi- oo ho kya maal hai yaar.....
waah dekhkar to maja aagaya....
Us wakt heroine ki entry ho chuki thi....
isliye mujhe laga ki mujhe utna jada dhyaan nahi dena chahiye.....
waise mere pass baithe family ke log bhi unki shor se pareshaan the....
lekin wo bhi kya karte ....
wo bhi chupchaap movie dekhne lage....
interval ka time hua....
maine maa se kaha..
Ravi - main kuch khane aur pine ke liye lekar aata hoon tab tak aap yahi baitho...
Sarita - thik hai...jaldi aa jao...waise bhi dekh rahe ho na....
kuch aise bhi log hai jinke wajah se aisi jagah par mujhe aana pasand nahi hai...
Ravi - aap chinta mat karo ...
aise aapko har jagah par milenge....
main jaldi aata hoon....
Ravi ne jakar jald hi kuch khaane aur pine ke liye saaman liya aur wapas hall me jaane laga ....
main jaakar dekha...
wo wahi 2 ladke maa ki taraf dekhkar kuch baat kar rahe the...
shayad dusra use chup karne ki koshish kar raha tha...
lekin wo tha ki meri maa aur side me khadi kuch auraton ko dekhkar has raha tha aur kuch ishare kar raha tha....
Mujhe gussa to bahot aaya lekin maine dhyaan nahi diya...
kyunki aise jagah par ye karna sahi nahi tha...
to main chupchaap aakar seat par baith gaya....
interval ke baad movie shuru hui....
aur hum fir se ab movie ko dekhne lage...
maa ab movie ko dekhne me kuch jada hi busy ho gayi...
aisa lag raha tha ....
shayad unhe bahut accha lag raha tha....
lekin mera dhyaan to un 2 ladko par hi tha....
main bich me un ladko ki taraf hi nazar churate hue dekh raha tha....
main notice kar paa raha tha ki wo bich bich me baaki aurato aur meri maa ko bhi dekh rahe the...
mere gusse ka paara ab chadh gaya tha....
lekin main kuch nahi kar paya....
main chupchap baithkar ab movie ko dekhne laga.....
main iss acche maahol ko bigadna nahi chahta tha.....
yaha par maa bhi mere saath thi...to main Chup hogaya....
Ab interval ke 1.30 ghante baad movie khatam ho gayi....
ab hum baahar ki taraf Jaa rahe the....
maine piche mudkar dekha....
ki wo dono ladke hamare hi taraf aa rahe the....
ab hum bahar aa chuke the aur parking ke paas jaa rahe the....
hamare saath aur kuch families bhi thi ....
Maine tabhi fir se wahi aawaz suni...
Ladka- yaar uske piche to dekh....kya hot lagti hai...
2 ra ladka- chup kar yaar tu khud bhi kisise maar khayega aur mujhe bhi khil wayega....ab chup chaap chal yaha se...
Ladka- abe try karne me kya jaata hai....
maal to badhiya hai....
2 ra ladka- yaar aise mat kar ....
agar hamare ghar me pata chala ki hum yaha Aisa kuch karte hai to hamare gharwale hume maar denge......
Ladka- abe kuch nahi yaar tu chup baith ....main hoon na...tab tak wo dekh...wo Nile saree wali ...wo bhi ekdum kadak maal hai....
Maa ne ye baat sunli aur maine bhi....
Nile saare waali koi aur nahi balki maa thi....
ab mere se raha nahi gaya.....
mera gussa ab satve aasaman me pahunch gaya...
Sarita - ravi...chalo yaha se...
Ravi - nahi inhe ab sabak sikhana hi padega...
Ladka- ek kaam kar main nili waali ko taadta hoo aur tu us pink waali ko....waise uske itne bade bhi nahi hai....
Maa ye baat sunkar thodasa ghabra gayi....
lekin usse jada dar to unhe mujhe dekh kar kag raha tha...
Sarita - jaane do ravi....
aise logo ke muh nahi lagna...
Maa ne ab mera haath pakda....
lekin main to gusse me thaa....
mere maa ke baare me wo aisi baate kar raha tha....
main aakhir kaise sun pata....
Maine gusse me maa ka haath chod diya aur un ladko ki taraf chal pada...
Sarita chillate hue- ravi ruko meri baat suno...
Main ab un ladko ke pass Gaya....
main ab us ladke ko .....
Ravi - kya kah rahe the tum abhi...
2 ladka - are bhaiyya ....hum kisi ke baare me kuch nahi kah rahe the...
Ladka - accha to wo tu nili waali ke sath hai ....
haa bol kya sunna chhata hai tu...
Maa tab tak mere paas aayi aur ek dusri aurat bhi wahi par aagayi ....
wo wahi aurat thi jisne pink color ki sare pahni thi...
Ravi - tu hota kaun hai unke baare me Aisa bolne wala ....
Ladka- kya be biwi hai teri....yaa maa hai....
main kuch bhi bolu tujhe usse kya ...
Ab mere se raha nahi gaya....
maine jor daar ek mukka us ladke ke muh par maara wo ladka jaakar ek shishe jaisa kuch rakha hua tha waha par jakar gir gaya...
2 ra ladka ab bahot dar gaya....wo us ladke ko uthane chalagaya ...
Sarita - ravi....chup baitho....
please aisa kuch mat karo yahapar log hai....
Lekin main maa ki nahi suna...
ab main us ladke ko bahot maarna chatha tha....
to main us ladke ki paas jaane laga...
Ladka- dusre ladke ko - tu chod ....saale ko main aaj dekh leta hoon...mujhe maarega....
Usne us tute hue kaanch kaa ek lamba tukada utha liya ...
jisse dekhkar maa bahot dar gayi....
lekin mere andar to alag hi junoon tha...
wo ladka meri taraf aya....
maine use fir se use jor se mara...
lekin mera galti se mera waar chuk gaya aur wo shishe ke waar wajah se mere haath par thodasa cut lag gaya....
lekin main us ladke ko pakad kar pitate hi rah gaya ....
Maa mujhe rukne ke liye piche chilla rahi thi....
lekin main Maan hi nahi raha tha...
Tabhi waha ek police wala daudate aaya....
ab dusre ladke ki wahi fat gayi...
Police- kya gundagardi chal rahi hai yaha par....aur ye tune haath me kya liya hai....
Tabhi wo pink color ke saree pahni hui aurat aayi aur usne saara maamla police ko samjha Diya...
Police- ohh to ye baat....chalo haramiyo....
apne maa baap ko call Karo....
aaj to tum logo ko thaane ke hawa kya hoti hai dikhata hoon....
Dono ladke police ke ab paanv pad rahe the....
lekin police wala Maan nahi Raha tha...
maa ne us aurat ko thank you kaha aur hum wahase nikal gaye....
mere haath se kaafi khoon bah raha tha....
To maa ne darte hue apne rumal se mere jakhm par baandha aur mai hospital chala gaya....
Hospital pahunchne ke baad doctor ne mujhe 3 taake lagaye jaha par mujhe laga tha..
yaani ki mere wrist par......
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Pushpa Rani......
बहुत ही खुबसुरत और लाजवाब अपडेट हैUpdate 79
Birthday special 2 c
doctor ne kuch medicines bhi di aur hume Ghar jaana tha...
karib 4 baj gaye the....
ab hum ghar ki taraf chale gaye....
maa mujhse naaraz thi....
shayad isliye wo ab mujhse baat tak nahi kar rahi thi...
Waise to ab hum ghar aa chuke the...
andar jaane ke baad ...
Ravi - kya hua....itna chup kyun baithi ho aap...
Sarita - kuch nahi....
Ravi - aap kitna khush thi movie dekhte wakt achanak se aisa kya hogaya ki ab aap chup baith gayi....
Maa dusre taraf dekh rahi thi...
To main hi unke paas gaya aur unko apni taraf muda diya....
maine dekha maa ro rahi thi....
Maine unko apne aur paas Kiya....
Mai - hey....kya hua...kyun ro rahi ho aap.....
Maa- aur nahi to kya karoon. Tumhe kuch ho jata to ...
tumne dekha nahi aisa lag raha tha maano tumhe maar daalega...
Main- par mujhe kuch hua nahi na....
aao pahle Rona band karo...
Maa- saree galti meri hi hai ...agar main movie ke liye mana karti to ye sab aaj dekhna nahi padta...
Main- aap ye kuch bhi kyun bol Rahi hai...aapko koi galti nahi hai ....
maine hi aapko kahatha ki hum movie dekhne chalenge...
Maa- main bahot dar gayi thi ravi....agar tumhe kuch ho jata to main kaise ji paati...
mera bhi to socho....main sach me nahi ji paati ravi....
Maa ab jor jor se rone lagi....maa ab is kadar rone lagi....maano koi bacche rote ho...
aur shayad wo sahi bhi thi...kyunki wo dar gayi thi.....
mere liye to ye ek chotasa jakhm tha lekin unhe yahi lag raha tha....
ki agar yahi chiz kisi aisei jagah lag jaati ...
jisse mujhe kuch ho jata yaa main mar jata to unke liye wo sahpana sachme mushkil tha...
Maine maa ko aur karib liya aur unke aansu ponchne laga....
Mai - ab bas karo....
wo aapke baare me galat bol rahe the....aapne sunana ....to main kaise chup baithta ....
yaad hai na...maine aapke maathe par sindoor lagaya tha ....
yahi kahkar ki main hamesha aapka khayal rakhunga....aur hamesha aapko izzat bachaunga....shayad wo wakt aaj hi tha...to ab aap chup rahiye...
Maa- haa tumne kaha tha ki tum mujhe har chiz se bachaoge...lekin tumne thodi kaha tha ki...
khud apni jaan daanv par lagaoge....mera tumhe dhaaga baandh kar kuch faayda nahi hua....
Main ne ab doctor ne pahan ayi hui Patti kholne laga....
Maa- ye kya kar rahe ho...paagal ho gaye ho kya....
Main- aap ruk jaao....
Maine Patti khol kar dikhaya....maa ko to yakin nahi hua....
Main- dekha....aapne jo dhaga aapne bandha tha aaj usi ke upar se lagte hue gaya hai...agar ye dhaga na hota to aaj ho skta hai mera pura haath kat jaata....
Maa ye dekhkar bahot emotional hogayi aur sidha mere baaho me aagayi.....
maa ab bilkul mujhse chipki hui thi....
maine maa ke pith par ek haath se pakda hua tha....
maa mere gale pura chipak kar baithi thi.... hum dono ki garm saanse hume mahsoos ho rahi thi...
Maa- ravi....please agali baar aisa mat karo....mujhe dar lagta hai....
Main thoda haste hue- to kya chahti ho aap mujhse...
Maa abhi tak mujhse chipake hue thi unka sir mere sine par laga hua tha...
Maa- yahi ki, ravi...hamesha aise hi mera khayal rakho....aur apne se mujhe kabhi juda mat hone dena...aur.......mujhe aise hi pyaar karte raho.....
Maa shayad emotional hokar rone lagi...main saaf saf sabkuch samjh chuka tha...
maine dono haath se maa ka sir pakad liya....
maine maa ke sir ko apne paas liya....aur apne chehre ko aage badhate hue maa ke maathe par maine chum liya....
maathe par kiss karte hi. Maane apni aankhe band karli...aur mere baaho ko jor se sati...
Main- aanke kholiye sarita....
Maa ne apna naam sarita sunte hi maa ne aankhe kholi...
Mai - main hamesha...har wakt pyaar karunga...aur main wada karta hoon main aapko kabhi chodkar nahi jaaunga...
Maa ke aankho me abhi tak aansu the....
maa ne mere chot lage haath ko pakda aur dhaage ke Karib maa ne apne hoto se chum liya.....
Maa- mujhe tum par vishwas hai ravi....balki iss duniya me sabse jada tum par mujhe sabse jaada vishwas hai...
Ab hum dono ek dusre ko dekh kar bhavuk hone lage...maine maa ko apne gale bhar liya ...ab kuch der tak aise hi khade rahe...
maine ghadi me dekha 4.30 baj chuke the....upar se mujhe yaad aaya ki main kitna bewakoof hoon main to cake laana hi bhool gaya tha...mujhe mere is bewakoofi par bahot gussa aya...
Maine maa ko khud se alag kiya...
Main- jaao aap taiyar ho jao....main abhi aata hoo aapka gift lekar .....
waise main cake Lana bhi bhi bhool gaya....to main lekar aata hoon...
Maa- uski koi jaroorat nahi hai ravi rahne dona...
Main- ekto aap kabhi ..manate nahi ho....
lekin aaj mauka mil chuka hai to ab aap chup baitho....
aao jaldi se jaao aur taiyyar ho jaao..
Maa- hmm thik hai...
Maa ke andar jaati hai main jhat se bathroom gya aur main fresh hogaya aur maine apne kapde badal liye.....
aur dusre room me jaakar maa ki saree Li ...
paayal maine apne jeb me rakhi...aur room me chala gya....
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Pushpa Rani.....
बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और अद्भुत रमणिय अपडेट है मजा आ गयाUpdate 80
Birthday special 2d
Maa- ye kya laaye ho ..
Main- aapka gift.....
Maa ne wo wrap khol diya aur maa gift dekhkar hairan rah gayi ...
Maa- kya ye red saree (shaadi ka joda) hai...
Main - aap ko kya lagta hai....
Maa saree ko dekhkar bahot emotional ho gayi aur sidha aake gale lag gayi....
Main- maine kaha thana aapse....main aapko suhagan ki tarah dekhna chahta hoon....
Maa- haa janti hoon....tum paagal ho gaye ho main jaanti thi par itna ....main nahi janti thi....
Main- aapke liye hu hona pada ....waise aapko kaisa laga mera gift....
Maa- bahot pyara hai ravi....bilkul tumhari tarah hi...
Main- meri tarah nahi aapki tarah....to ab iss pyaare gift ko apne khubsurat sharir par pahankar mera wait Karo main aata hoon....
Maa- haa....
Main ab Jaa raha tha...
Maa- ravi....please jaldi aajana...
Main- haa pata hai....
Main smile karte hue bahar chala gaya...to main fatafat nikal gaya ....paas me koi dukan nahi thi isliye main dhundte hue aage nikal gaya...aur maine cake kharid liya....
ab main dukan se nikalne hi wala tha ki....
Maine dekha ab maa ka call AA raha tha...
Main- haa boliye Naa...
Maa- kaha ho....
Main- cake ke shop me lekin main jaldi aa jaunga...
Maa- thik hai....main to bas aaine me khudko dekh rahi thi....lekin mujhe bas tumse janaa tha ki kya main waise hi dikh rahi hoon jaisa tum chahte the ....
Main- matlab suhagan ki tarah...
Maa- pata nahi...
Main- are bolo...
Maa- nahi mujhe bahot Sharm aa rahi hai ravi....
Main haste hue- accha baba....main aata hoon jaldi...
Maine ab phone rakh diya.....or main ghar ki taraf nikal pada...jaate wakt main notice Kiya main ab mandir ke paas se gujarne wala hoon ....
to maine ek sindoor ki pudiya Li aur ek gajra kharid liya aur ek gold necklace kharid liya....aur ghar ki taraf nikal pada.....
Ghar jaane ke baad maine jhat se gaadi lagayi aur main andar hall me chala gya...maa shayad bed room me thi....
Mai- main aa chuka hoon ab tum bhi bahar aajao....
Mai maa ko dekhne ke liye taras chuka tha ...
Maine tab tak ek table aur chair saamne ki taraf khiskaya....
aur ab maa ka wait karne laga ...
Main- ab aur kitna der wait karwaogi aap mujhe ...
Maa- haa bas abhi aayi....
Main ab wahi baitha hua tha....maa ne bed room ka darwaaza khola aur bahar aagayi .....
maine unki taraf dekha aur bas dekhta hi rah gaya....
Maine maa ki taraf dekha....bilkul wahi saree....
waise hi lekin gahne nahi the ....wo bilkul kisi apsara ki tarah .....
main apne maa ko pahli baar ek suhagan ki tarah dekh raha tha ...
ab bacha tha to unke maang me sindoor aur gale me mangalsutra pahnaana....
lekin filhaal jo mere saamne thi unhe dekhkar main apne hosh kho baitha tha....
Ab main bas maa ko hi dekh raha tha....
Maa- ravi....
Main-haa...
Maa- kya main waise hi lag rhai hoon jaise tum chahte the....
Maa sharmate hue puchne lgi....
Main- haa...
Maa- matlab....suhagan jaise hi na....
Ab merese raha nahi gaya aur maine jaakar sidha maa ko apne baaho me bhar liya...
Maa- kya hua ravi....
Main- kuch nahi ...bas ab aap hamesha aise hi raho....main aapko aise hi dekhna chhatha hoon...
aap aisehi rahogi na mere saath....
Maa- haa ravi....kyun nahi....aisehi rahungi....tumhe agar main aisehi acchi lagti hoon to main aisehi rahungi....
Main- thank you ....maa...
Maa- ravi kya tum sirf muje sirf sarita hi bulaoge....
Mai - thik hai main aapko sarita hi bulaunga...
Maa- nahi....sirf sarita aur aap nahi....
Maine ab maa ko apne saamne liya...
Mai- sach me...kya aap yahi chahti ho...
Maa- haa...ab main aur sochna nahi chahti ravi....
Maa shayad ab aur emotional ho rahi thi to maine kaha chalo ab cake kaatate hai...
Maa- hmm thik hai....
Ab maa cake kaat Rahi thi....aur main maa ki taraf hi dekh raha tha....aaj unka chahra roj se bhi jada pyara lag raha tha....
Main - happy birthday to u....happy........ birthday To u....happy birthday Sarita ..
Maa- thank you ravi...
Maa ne cake kaat liya...maine cake ka ek tukda maa ko khilaya aur maa ne mujhe ek khilaya....
lekin mere liye birthday aabhi khatam nahi hua tha...
Mai - mere pass abhi aur chote se char gift hai...
Maa shoch hote hue- aur char ....iski kya jaroorat hai....
Main- dekhogi to aap khush ho jaaogi...
Maine sabse pahla gajara nikala aur maa ke baalo me pahnaya....
Maa- ab dusra kya hai...
Maine maa ke haath me wo chota sa box diya....
Maa ne use khola aur wo bahot Sharma gayi....
Maa- iski kyaa jaroorat thi....maine to pahle hi pahni hai na...
Main- ye mera gift hai to aapko ise pahnana padega hi...
Maa- agar tum pahanaoge to main kuch bhi pahan ne ke liye taiyyar hoon ravi...
Maine ab wo payal apne haath me Li...main niche baith gaya ...
Main- ab apna pair mere kandhe par rakho...
Maa- nahi...mujhe Sharm aa rahi hai...
Main- ab mujhse kya Sharmana...ab mere kandhe par rakho...
Maa ne apna ek pair mere kandhe par rakha ...
maine dhire dhire karke unki saree thodi si upar li...maa ab apni aankhe band kar chuki thi...
Main ne ab wo paayal maa ke paanv me baandh diya aur aise hi karte hue dusre paanv par bhi baandh diya...
Maa ab bahot Sharma rahi thi...
Main- ab ye accha lag raha hai...
Maa- ab tisra kaunsa gift hai....
maine unke haath me ek box Diya....
unhone wo kholna chalu Kiya.....aur unhone Pura kholne ke baad usme wo golden haar( necklace) tha....
maa- beta ye to sone Ka hai.....itna bada....maa pareshaan ho Rahi thi...
main- mujhe laga meri meri hone wali biwi Ka gala suna Nahi rahna chahiye .....isliye......
ab maa ne meri taraf Dekha unkhe aankhon me aansu aane lage.....
maa- sach
main- haa maa main aapko apni dulhan banana chahta hoon....
aur hamesha ke liye Aapka naam mujhse jodna Chahta hoon......
Maa mujhe sidha lipat gayi......
maa- pahnaoge Nahi mere Gale me ...
main- haa
maine maa ke gale me wo haar dala.....aur main bade Aaine ke saamne ke saamne unhe le Gaya ....or aaine ke samne chair me bitha diya.....
main- maa Dekho saamne.....
maa dekhne lagi.....aur wo Sharma gayi....
wo bahot khoobsurat lag Rahi thi....
Maa - ab chautha konsa gift hai.....
Main ab uth gaya aur maa ko bhi chair se khade hone ke liye kaha....
Main- ye wo gift hai jo aapko sachme suhagan banayega...
Maa - aisa kya hai....
Main ab chair par baith gaya...
Main- ab mere upar aakar baith jaao....
Maa bahot Sharma rahi thi....maa mere jaangh par aakar baith gayi...
Maine apne jeb se sindoor ki pudi maa ke haath me di...
Maa ne use khola- ohh to ye sindoor hai...
Main- haa
Maa- thik hai ab jaldi se lagao....
Maa ne apna maatha aage kiya aur maine sindoor maathe par lagaya....
Maa- kya ab main suhagan lag rahi hoon...
Mai - abhi nahi...
Maa- kyun...
Maine ek chutki sindoor aur bharli...aur wo sindoor maa ke maang me bhar diya...maa ne ab aankhe band karli....maa ki dhadkne ab tezz ho rahi thi...aur saath me meri bhi....
Main- aankhe kholo sarita....
Main ab uth gaya aur maa ko aaine ke saamne le kar gaya...
Main- ab dekho...ab aap lag rahi ho meri suhagan....
maa ab aaine ke tarf chali gayi...
Maa bas khudko dekhne lagi....wo ab bahot emotional ho gayi thi.....wo jhat se meri baaho me aa gayi aur ab rone lagi...
Main- kya hua....aap ro kyun Rahi hai....
Maa ne kuch nahi bola....
Main- boliye na....
Maa- kya tum itna pyaar karte ho mujhse ravi...
Main- haa ....bahot pyaar karta hoon...ab to maine aapki maang bhi bhardi hai...
to sirf aaj nahi agle 7 janmo tak main aapse pyaar karunga....
Maa ke aankho se ab aansu bah rahe the...
Maa- mujhe aap kahkar paraya mat karo ravi...
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Pushpa Rani........