Update 31
Agle din
Hotel se aane ke baad.....
Ravi - maa movie dekhne chalte hai..
Me - thik hai.
Ravi: MAA zaldi kro time ho gya hai
Me:-ha Hoti Hu par kya pehnu
Ravi: Jo ap Ka Mann kre
Hum dono is waqt room main the
Me: aise to main roj jati Hu beta apni Marzi SE pehn kr par movie dikhane Tu le ja Raha hai to socha Teri Pasand Ka pehn lu
Waise to ladke apni girlfriend ke sath jate hai par Tu apni MAA ke sath ja Raha hai
Ravi: mujhe dusro SE koi MATLAB nahi hai Maa...or aap meri girlfriend ho...
Par ap Jo BHI pehnti ho ap acchi lagti ho wo aur log hote hai jinhe kapde Accha dikhne ke liye pehne padte hai
Me: Accha ji
Ravi:ha maa such.
Main ravi ko dekh rahi thi
ravi mere karib aate hue
Such bol Raha hu MAA ap ho he itni khubsurat
Aur ap yakin Nahi krenge usne mujhe apni bahon main bhar liya
Me: aaaaah
ravi: I love you maa
Maine apni dono bahon main usse bhar liya
Me: love you too mere ravi
Aur dono ek dusre ko kiss karne lagte hai..
Ek pal ko dono bhul gye ki hame movie dekhne Jana hai.
Me: Apne aap ko samhalte hue
Maa ko pyar he karna hai ya apni MAA ko movie dikhane le Jana hai
ravi: ummm Jana hai MAA Jana hai par you are so cute MAA
Me: Accha Baba maan liya ab bata na kya pehnu
ravi: black colour ki saree
Me: kyu
ravi: ap Ka colour bahut saaf hai white par black zabardast lagega
Me: Accha ji
MERI dhadkan abhi BHI bhadi hue thi ravi ke muje apni bahon main Lene ke baad SE
Aur Maine apni almira kholi usme SE black colour ki prnty aur bra nikali sath main black peticote aur blouse aur bathroom main Jane lagi
ravi: yahi change kr lo
Main ravi ko dekhne lagi
ravi: kya hua Kuch galat Kaha kya MAA
Me: uski ankhon main dekhte hue
Nahi Kuch galat Nahi hai par abhi nahi
ravi: MATLAB
Me: baad main samajh Jayega mere bete
Tohda time de apni MAA ko
Aur main bathroom main AA gai
Aur kapde pehne lagi..bra , penty , petikot or blause pahan kar...
Aur bahar aa kr ravi ke samne saree pehni
ravi Kuch Nahi Bola
Aur halka makeup kiya
Kyu ki ravi ne Bola
Ki usse jyada makeup wali aurte pasand Nahi hai
To isski Pasand Ka makeup kiya
Aur tyar ho kr hum bahar aa gye
Aur bahar aa kr ravi ke sath car me chal diye.
ravi ne pvr main tickets book ki thi
Aur hum theatre ke andar woow kya jagah thi meri pehli movie pvr main itne bade hall main
Me: thanks
ravi: welcome MAA
Movie suru hone main time tha
To ravi mujhe bitha kr Kuch Lene gya Maine mana Kiya to
Mere hothon par apni ungli rakh kr
ravi: issssssss just chil
Me: ok Baba Usne mere hothon par ungli Rakhi Maine Kuch Nahi Bola
Kyu ki hame waha Janne wala koi Nahi tha
Aur do large coke le Aya
Coke MERI favourite drink thi
Me: ravi itna kharcha kyu aur
ravi ne muje apni ankhon se dara Diya
Me: main to dar gai
ravi: that's my girl
Aur ye sun ke
Me: Accha ji main ab ap ki girl ho gai
ravi: kya koi dikkat hai
Me: nahi
Aur phir hum dono ne cold drink khatam ki
Aur ek dusre ki ankhon main dekhte rahe
Main bata Nahi Sakti kitni khush thi is liye Nahi ki mere sapne pure ho rahe the balki bete ke sath thi is liye
Aur phir show time ho gya to hum andar aa gye
Apni apni seat par bath ke
Me: ravi thand kitni hai
ravi: MAA thodi Der lagegi phir normal lagega
Me: ok
Aur phir movie start ho gai
Movie thi dream girl
Ap logo ne Dekhi hogi hero kya kaam krta hai
MERI samajh main uska character samajh Nahi aaya
Me: ravi ye kya krta hai
ravi: MAA ye international call rates par
Aur chup ho gya
Me: kya hua chup kyu ho gya
ravi: wo MAA khul Ke bolu to Jin tharki logo ko ladki nahi milti wo Yaha par call krke Apne man ki bhadas Nikal Lete hai
MATLAB gandi bate krke
Main movie ke sath sath ravi ki baat BHI sun rahi thi
Jab ravi chup hua to
Me: Accha ap ko kaise pata
Ap ne BHI try Kiya hai
ravi:Kabhi nahi MAA dost baat krte hai is baren nain to usne suna hai
Me: Accha kya baat krte hai movie main to aise Kuch Nahi dikha rahe
ravi: MAA ye Indian movie hai is liye isme itna khul ke nahi dikhate
Me: phir movie Ka kya fayda banane Ka
ravi: MAA ab kya sub bole
Me: hum adults hai Raj to
ravi: ap such main bahut gandi ho
Me: ha Hu ab bol , Bola na hum adults hai aur agar Kisi mudde ko movie main uthaya hai to khul ke dikhao ki logo ko samajh aaye
ravi: Accha Baba ap Sahi ye log galat
Me: ha ye galat hai
Aur Main aur ravi muskura pade to piche baithe log
Chup rehene ko bol pade to hum chup ho gye
Aur movie dekhne lage
Interval main ravi ne phir SE order de Diya
Main ravi ko dekh rahi thi ab control Nahi hua
Me: ravi
Phir SE Ravi ne mere hothon par apni ungli rakh Di aur issssssss
MERI ankhon anshu aa gya
Ravi: pls MAA
Me: Khushi ke ansu hai itna pyar krne wala beta aur ek maa ko kya Chahiye
I love you aur uske gaal par kiss kr Diya
Ravi: MAA sub Dekh rahe hai
Me: dekhne de
Aur phir Ravi ke forehead par kiss kr Diya
Inte main movie start ho gai aur Maine apna sar Ravi ke kandhe par Rakh Diya aur movie Dekhne lagi
Ravi mere Balo main ungliya fira Raha tha
Aur muje kab mind aai pata Nahi chala
Jab Ravi ne awaz Di to movie khatam ho chuki thi
Ravi: MAA ap so gai thi
Me: Ravi ki ankhon main dekhte hue
Ha itne salo main pahli Baar itni safe mehsua Kiya tere sath kisi baat ki koi tension nahi dar Nahi srif pyar aur pyar isssi khushi main nind aa gai
Ravi' koi baat Nahi ab Ghar chale
Me: abhi Nahi
Ravi: phir
Me: muje Nahi pata par Ghar Nahi Jana
Ravi: bahar to chale
Me: ha aur phir Maine Ravi ke hath pakada aur bahar aane lagi
Bahar aane Ke baad PVR Jo ki mall main tha to hum wahi ek dusre ke hath main hath daal kr ghum rahe the Jaise MAA bete na ho kr girlfriend aur boyfriend ho
mujhe Kisi ki koi parwah Nahi thi
Ravi - chalo maa khana kha kar chalte hai.
Me- thik hai.
Humdono restaurant me khana khane ke baad ghar wapas aa jate hai...
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