Awan Badshah
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Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.
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Bahut khoob superb.
Aage ka intjaar
Update-286(Sara)
Ek or bhaade kaa gang khatam, ab gun ki awaaj sunke sablog bahaar aatey usase pehle humlog he andar aagaye gun daal Lee humne.. Toh as expected sablog aarahe they..
Nicki-What was that sound??
Main-Koi gaadi kaa tyre fatta tha accident hogaya bahaar..
Nicki-ohh.. That was loud as hell..
Main-Yep humne toh closely suna...
Nicki-Abhi kya kar rahe ho tumlog??
Main-Kuch kha...
Main aage bolta usase pehle mera phone baja maine dekha toh Adya kaa tha..
Main-Excuse me.. I gotta take this one..
Nicki-Sure..
Maine ek side aake phone uthaaya..
Adya-So I have 2 news for you one is good and other one is bad very very bad..
Main-OK pehle bad he baatado...
Adya-OK good one suno pehle. So you are doing an extraordinary job on Hari you just destroyed his whole career.. Thats 80% mission done now you just have to kill him..
Main-OK now tell me the other news..
Adya-Well you know it's nothing personal and all that I just wanted Hari dead because he...
Main-Just tell me the news Adya for fuck's shake..
Adya-OK ok.. Sara is pissed like literally pissed pissed.. Bahot jyaada gussa hai woh tumse..
Main-Oh my god. Is it bad???
Adya-Yes.. She was crazy mad at you then usse pata chala ki ye tera personal matter hai or Hari ne suruwaat kari hai toh thoda shant hui lekin still she is really mad.. Woh Dusty ko bhej rahi thi tumhaare pass terese baat karne k liye.
Main-What the fuck.. What the fuck.. Fuck the what.. Adya tere ye tuche missions mujhe marwaa denge.. Bhenchod ye Hari k chakkar mein tu mujhe latka degi. Itana bada toh tera ehsaan he naa tha jitana abhi horaha hai.. Dusty ki baat kaise hoti hai mereko maalum Hai he is a fucking lunatic asshole.. I don't want anything to do with him..
Adya-Chill chill chill.. Aage toh suno, then maine baat ki Sara se usse samjhaaya ki Hari ki galati hai aapse badhkar uske liye woh Jameen hogayi hai, issliye Hari thodi si land k liye harr kissi se panga leta firr raha hai and then thoda or aag mein ghee daala and woh thoda shant hui...still usne bola woh yaad rakhegi ye baat..
Main-Matlab aaj nahi toh baadmein kabhi le aaegi iss baat ko uppar bhenchod matlab aaj nahi toh kal ticket katwaadegi tu mera..
Adya-Arey main sambhaal lungi Itana bhi kyaa darta hai..
Main-Aji Haan call karke bolun Sara ko ki tera he mission tha ye pura kaa pura.. Fir dekhenge kon darrta hai..
Adya-Shut up I'll kill you...
Main-Exactly she is Sara everyone is scared of her..
Adya-Stop being a cry baby maine abhi sambhaal liya aage bhi sambhaal lungi.. Tu mission complete kar or uske baad apna kaam Kar mere yaa league, HOD, High Command, ROW sabse durr rehna..
Main-Ye kehne ki baat hai kya fuck that shit main naa dikhne waala tujhe.
Adya-OK take care..
Main-Ghanta kaa take care..
Call disconnected..
"" Fuck... """
Main chillaya then mujhe realise hua ki kuch bandey mere aas pass they.. Issliye main saari frustration apne andar le aaya..
Bhenchod gand he maardo meri Ye Jhant baraabar Hari mereko Sara ki list mein bhejdega bhenchod abhi bach gaya aage ki kya guarantee bhenchod phsyco hai ye gand Marr jaaegi thok k bhaaw.. Abhi gand Marr jaati bhenchod Dusty aajaata toh.. Or kya lawde se boli hai "Dusty keval Baat karne aaraha tha".. Arey lawde ki baat meri gand maardeta woh bhenchod.. Or kisske liye?? Ye jhant baraabar Hari k liye bhenchod.. Issiliye main League k aas pass nahi jaata bhenchod har baat ko dil par lejaatey hain.. Hari k time ye haalat hai toh bc Soch Jab Sanjay Das ko maarunga tab kya hoga woh toh maadarchod League, ROW or High Command sabka Khaas hai.. Matlab "DED = DEAD"...
AP???
Ye awaaj sun main apni imagination se bahaar aaaya toh dekha saamne Anaa khaddi thi.
Main-Oh hii...
Anaa-You ok??
Main-Yeah kind of.
Anaa-Lag toh nahi rahe..
Main-Bole toh.
Anaa-Bole toh Abhi tum puri frustration mein chilaaye or abhi aise khaddey they maano kya soch rahe ho. Issliye pucha..
Main-Sach bolun?? I am fucked.. From every angle possible.. Each and every step is going stupidly bad.. I am Winning but still fucking loosing.. I don't know what the fuck is happening and why the fuck is this happening to me.. This shit is not even making any sense how is this happening I don't know.. How the fuck do I fix this?? I don't know..
Anaa-Chill chill calm down. I know there is lot of stuff going with you.. What stuff I don't know and I don't want to know.. But only thing i know is you will fix that.. Because that's what you do.. You are AP after all..
Main-Anaa there are some things in this world that even I can't fix.. Some really bad things.. Things that eats people alive from inside to outside.. That is darkness you can't beat darkness I can't beat darkness fuck it no one can beat darkness..
Anaa-You can AP there is nothing you can't do.. You just gotta put some trust in yourself..
Main-Yeah i guess.. Sorry for the frustration..
Actually mereko frustration nikaalni thi Anaa milli toh iske saamne nikaal di ab jaake chain aaya.. Bhenchod itana aage Jaana he kyun hai.. Pehle hari ko niptaaein then aage badhenge fuck this shit..
Anaa-AP?? You ok?? Kahaan kho jaarahe ho..
Main-Kahin nahi thoda calculations kar raha tha.. Thanks for listening to me..
Anaa-No worries.. Jab bhi tumhe kuch bhi share karna ho just come to me and I'll be there for you..
Main-I know.. Ok you enjoy i gotta fix some things.
Anaa-OK bye. Love you...
Main-Love you too..
Ye bol main uppar aaya Chang kaa room khatkhataaya uske pass gaya then usko puri baat bataai..toh woh bhi bc bhadak gaya bc..
Chang-Fuck this shit I am out.. Main abhi or issi Waqt nikal raha hun.. Boss you know I'll die for you.. Jab bhi aap kaho I'll be there.. Lekin iss Hari k liye main nahi marrunga... I mean why the fuck we face Dusty for Hari.. Hari is a fucking nobody.. Issliye I am out of here.. Jab aapke piche aaye dusty tab bataa dena marrne k liye aajaunga main bhi aapke sath.
Main-Chill be bhosdk bawli gand sans toh lele.. Abhi nahi aaraha hai koi we are good..
Chang-Aisa humein lagta hai woh Sara hai uska mood harr second badalta hai pata chale raat ko soein or subah aankh uppar he khule.. Boss believe me Hari is not worth it fuck Hari.. Mereko bolo ek contract rakhta hun koi aake maar jaaega..
Main-I know humaare pass koi proof nahi hai ki hum safe hain yaa nahi but believe me jabtak Adya hai tabtak woh bachaalegi..
Chang-Listen lets end this guy quick.. Jabtak Sara ka mood badley tabtak isko maarke nikal letey hain...
Main-Kal subah 9 k baad kabhi bhi.. Tabtak surrender karne kaa time hai uske pass..
Chang - OH fuck surrendering ab jo mouka aae ussi ko jhapat lo..
Main-Tu ek kaam Kar Kal subah takk mereko uski 0 se leke 100 tak sab news caahiye kahaan hai kaise hai kiske sath hai kitane bandey hain kya system Hai..
Chang-OK..
Main-Main, Ami, Abeer, Mangal or Jack or Vinny bhi yahin hain uppar se baaki k guards 10 minutes mein niptaake aaunga usko..
Chang-Bhalla hoga tumhaara..
Wahaan se main room mein aaya or fir mera dimag kai jagah divert hogaya ki kyun bc ye sab bakchodi mere sath he hoti hai sab sahi chaltey - 2 ek dum se ajeeb he bakchodi hojaati hai and sab chud jaata hai.. I know abhi safe tha main lekin fir bhi abhi koi bharosa nahi tha, maalum Hai kyun?? Kyunki woh Sara hai she can do whatever the fuck she wants..
Continued..
Awesome Faddu UpdateUpdate-286(Sara)
Ek or bhaade kaa gang khatam, ab gun ki awaaj sunke sablog bahaar aatey usase pehle humlog he andar aagaye gun daal Lee humne.. Toh as expected sablog aarahe they..
Nicki-What was that sound??
Main-Koi gaadi kaa tyre fatta tha accident hogaya bahaar..
Nicki-ohh.. That was loud as hell..
Main-Yep humne toh closely suna...
Nicki-Abhi kya kar rahe ho tumlog??
Main-Kuch kha...
Main aage bolta usase pehle mera phone baja maine dekha toh Adya kaa tha..
Main-Excuse me.. I gotta take this one..
Nicki-Sure..
Maine ek side aake phone uthaaya..
Adya-So I have 2 news for you one is good and other one is bad very very bad..
Main-OK pehle bad he baatado...
Adya-OK good one suno pehle. So you are doing an extraordinary job on Hari you just destroyed his whole career.. Thats 80% mission done now you just have to kill him..
Main-OK now tell me the other news..
Adya-Well you know it's nothing personal and all that I just wanted Hari dead because he...
Main-Just tell me the news Adya for fuck's shake..
Adya-OK ok.. Sara is pissed like literally pissed pissed.. Bahot jyaada gussa hai woh tumse..
Main-Oh my god. Is it bad???
Adya-Yes.. She was crazy mad at you then usse pata chala ki ye tera personal matter hai or Hari ne suruwaat kari hai toh thoda shant hui lekin still she is really mad.. Woh Dusty ko bhej rahi thi tumhaare pass terese baat karne k liye.
Main-What the fuck.. What the fuck.. Fuck the what.. Adya tere ye tuche missions mujhe marwaa denge.. Bhenchod ye Hari k chakkar mein tu mujhe latka degi. Itana bada toh tera ehsaan he naa tha jitana abhi horaha hai.. Dusty ki baat kaise hoti hai mereko maalum Hai he is a fucking lunatic asshole.. I don't want anything to do with him..
Adya-Chill chill chill.. Aage toh suno, then maine baat ki Sara se usse samjhaaya ki Hari ki galati hai aapse badhkar uske liye woh Jameen hogayi hai, issliye Hari thodi si land k liye harr kissi se panga leta firr raha hai and then thoda or aag mein ghee daala and woh thoda shant hui...still usne bola woh yaad rakhegi ye baat..
Main-Matlab aaj nahi toh baadmein kabhi le aaegi iss baat ko uppar bhenchod matlab aaj nahi toh kal ticket katwaadegi tu mera..
Adya-Arey main sambhaal lungi Itana bhi kyaa darta hai..
Main-Aji Haan call karke bolun Sara ko ki tera he mission tha ye pura kaa pura.. Fir dekhenge kon darrta hai..
Adya-Shut up I'll kill you...
Main-Exactly she is Sara everyone is scared of her..
Adya-Stop being a cry baby maine abhi sambhaal liya aage bhi sambhaal lungi.. Tu mission complete kar or uske baad apna kaam Kar mere yaa league, HOD, High Command, ROW sabse durr rehna..
Main-Ye kehne ki baat hai kya fuck that shit main naa dikhne waala tujhe.
Adya-OK take care..
Main-Ghanta kaa take care..
Call disconnected..
"" Fuck... """
Main chillaya then mujhe realise hua ki kuch bandey mere aas pass they.. Issliye main saari frustration apne andar le aaya..
Bhenchod gand he maardo meri Ye Jhant baraabar Hari mereko Sara ki list mein bhejdega bhenchod abhi bach gaya aage ki kya guarantee bhenchod phsyco hai ye gand Marr jaaegi thok k bhaaw.. Abhi gand Marr jaati bhenchod Dusty aajaata toh.. Or kya lawde se boli hai "Dusty keval Baat karne aaraha tha".. Arey lawde ki baat meri gand maardeta woh bhenchod.. Or kisske liye?? Ye jhant baraabar Hari k liye bhenchod.. Issiliye main League k aas pass nahi jaata bhenchod har baat ko dil par lejaatey hain.. Hari k time ye haalat hai toh bc Soch Jab Sanjay Das ko maarunga tab kya hoga woh toh maadarchod League, ROW or High Command sabka Khaas hai.. Matlab "DED = DEAD"...
AP???
Ye awaaj sun main apni imagination se bahaar aaaya toh dekha saamne Anaa khaddi thi.
Main-Oh hii...
Anaa-You ok??
Main-Yeah kind of.
Anaa-Lag toh nahi rahe..
Main-Bole toh.
Anaa-Bole toh Abhi tum puri frustration mein chilaaye or abhi aise khaddey they maano kya soch rahe ho. Issliye pucha..
Main-Sach bolun?? I am fucked.. From every angle possible.. Each and every step is going stupidly bad.. I am Winning but still fucking loosing.. I don't know what the fuck is happening and why the fuck is this happening to me.. This shit is not even making any sense how is this happening I don't know.. How the fuck do I fix this?? I don't know..
Anaa-Chill chill calm down. I know there is lot of stuff going with you.. What stuff I don't know and I don't want to know.. But only thing i know is you will fix that.. Because that's what you do.. You are AP after all..
Main-Anaa there are some things in this world that even I can't fix.. Some really bad things.. Things that eats people alive from inside to outside.. That is darkness you can't beat darkness I can't beat darkness fuck it no one can beat darkness..
Anaa-You can AP there is nothing you can't do.. You just gotta put some trust in yourself..
Main-Yeah i guess.. Sorry for the frustration..
Actually mereko frustration nikaalni thi Anaa milli toh iske saamne nikaal di ab jaake chain aaya.. Bhenchod itana aage Jaana he kyun hai.. Pehle hari ko niptaaein then aage badhenge fuck this shit..
Anaa-AP?? You ok?? Kahaan kho jaarahe ho..
Main-Kahin nahi thoda calculations kar raha tha.. Thanks for listening to me..
Anaa-No worries.. Jab bhi tumhe kuch bhi share karna ho just come to me and I'll be there for you..
Main-I know.. Ok you enjoy i gotta fix some things.
Anaa-OK bye. Love you...
Main-Love you too..
Ye bol main uppar aaya Chang kaa room khatkhataaya uske pass gaya then usko puri baat bataai..toh woh bhi bc bhadak gaya bc..
Chang-Fuck this shit I am out.. Main abhi or issi Waqt nikal raha hun.. Boss you know I'll die for you.. Jab bhi aap kaho I'll be there.. Lekin iss Hari k liye main nahi marrunga... I mean why the fuck we face Dusty for Hari.. Hari is a fucking nobody.. Issliye I am out of here.. Jab aapke piche aaye dusty tab bataa dena marrne k liye aajaunga main bhi aapke sath.
Main-Chill be bhosdk bawli gand sans toh lele.. Abhi nahi aaraha hai koi we are good..
Chang-Aisa humein lagta hai woh Sara hai uska mood harr second badalta hai pata chale raat ko soein or subah aankh uppar he khule.. Boss believe me Hari is not worth it fuck Hari.. Mereko bolo ek contract rakhta hun koi aake maar jaaega..
Main-I know humaare pass koi proof nahi hai ki hum safe hain yaa nahi but believe me jabtak Adya hai tabtak woh bachaalegi..
Chang-Listen lets end this guy quick.. Jabtak Sara ka mood badley tabtak isko maarke nikal letey hain...
Main-Kal subah 9 k baad kabhi bhi.. Tabtak surrender karne kaa time hai uske pass..
Chang - OH fuck surrendering ab jo mouka aae ussi ko jhapat lo..
Main-Tu ek kaam Kar Kal subah takk mereko uski 0 se leke 100 tak sab news caahiye kahaan hai kaise hai kiske sath hai kitane bandey hain kya system Hai..
Chang-OK..
Main-Main, Ami, Abeer, Mangal or Jack or Vinny bhi yahin hain uppar se baaki k guards 10 minutes mein niptaake aaunga usko..
Chang-Bhalla hoga tumhaara..
Wahaan se main room mein aaya or fir mera dimag kai jagah divert hogaya ki kyun bc ye sab bakchodi mere sath he hoti hai sab sahi chaltey - 2 ek dum se ajeeb he bakchodi hojaati hai and sab chud jaata hai.. I know abhi safe tha main lekin fir bhi abhi koi bharosa nahi tha, maalum Hai kyun?? Kyunki woh Sara hai she can do whatever the fuck she wants..
Continued..