Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Iron Man]

Update-292(All I Do Is Win Win Win No Matter What.....)




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Wohlog kaa plan pata nahi kya tha kyunki wohlog iss truck mein kahin nahi jaa shaktey they.. Main aage nikal k truck ko rukwaa shakta tha lekin goliyaan lagne k chance jyaada they issliye main thoda gap banaake chal raha tha... Mujhe wait tha Sam and all kaa... Woh time bhi aaya Sam Ravi or Rohit RR mein aae maine chalti bike mein he unse gun Lee..

Main-(chilaake) Aage jaake truck rukwaao toh ye...


Sam-Ok..

Main-Sishe bandh rakhna bhosdk bulletproof hai ye..

Sam-Baap ko Matt seekha.

Ye bolke Sam gaadi aage legaya Ranbir or Hari ne unpar goliyaan chalaai lekin woh easily nikaal legaya gaadi truck se aage... Or truck waale ko ishaare se rukkwaaya even gun dikhaai tab rukka woh truck.... bc truck waale kabhi roukatey nahi bina kaam..or jaise he truck rukka Hari or Ranbir kuddey usmein se or kuddtey he bhaage wohlog , lekin Ranbir bechaara fans gaya kyunki kuddtey hue niche girr gaya woh jisase thoda slow hogaya or Hari se dusari galli mein bhaaga woh toh maine bike rouk k maari uski peeth mein
goli ussi galli mein munh k ball girra woh Hari Turant road k side mein lagi shops wagairaah ki taraf Bhaag gaya main uske piche uss galli mein enter hua toh mere just saamne he woh ek Aunty ki khopadi par banduk taane khadda tha waise toh main uss aunty ko bachaane mein jyaada interested nahi tha kyunki Hari se uppar nahi hai woh, lekin issue ye hua ki wahaan bheed thi logon ki kaafi saare log they wahaan himachal bandh tha Kal or aaj khulla tha toh bheed toh honi he thi. Bc sab shops waale wahaan 4on taraf ghum gaye they or najar hum par gadaae ruk gaye they..

Main-Haan??

Hari-Maardunga isko main...


Main-Kyun??

Aunty-Plpppllease heelllpppp...

Hari-Tu aage aaya toh maardunga main isko..

Main - Ok main yahin khadda hun tu khadda reh wahaan.. Fir kya hoga??

Hari-Main surrender karunga.

Main - Surrender?? Bhosdk kissi ki khopadi par banduk rakh k kon surrender karta hai.

Hari-Aise karta toh thok deta tu.. Pata hai mujhe tu maardega mujhe..

Main-Toh aaj se pehle kaa time tha tere pass tab kyun nahi kiya surrender??

Hari-Tabtak bandey they mere pass... Dekhlo bheed waalo sabke saamne surrender kar raha hun agar main Marra toh...

Main-Ek second ek second unhe ghanta farak nahi padta tere jeene yaa marrne se be woh toh tujhe Marra hua dekhna caahtey hain.. Or bhenchod tu pehla banda aaya jo khaali bandukk k sath negotiate kar raha hai..

Hari-Kya matlab??

Main-Bhosdk goliyaan chalaatey time hissab bhi rakha kar kitani chalaa Lee or kitani baaki hain jab toh andha dhund chalaadi saari ye khaali hai..

Hari-Juth bol raha hai tu...

Main - Aji ghanta chalaake dekh saamne khadda hun..

Hari-Ispar chalaaunga main...

Main-Kitana chutiya haibe tu iske uppar chalaake dekhega agar lagaale goli hai bhi ek jo hai nahi lekin tu lagaale ek hai goli, toh isko lagegi or ye Marr gayi toh fir tereko kon bachaaega issliye mere uppar chalaa mereko vishwaash hai meri counting par goli hai he nahi ussme..tu dekh lena mer....

Iss bich ussne samajhdaar banananey k liye meri baaton k bich he meri taraf gun ki lekin main wait he uska kar raha tha woh mere taraf aim kar paata usase pehle uski khopadi kholdi maine woh Aunty chilaai wahaan gand faad.. Or bhaagi ek side ko Hari ki laash girri niche game over... Ek or jeet bc all I do is win win win no matter what .. Hari ki death bhi record hogayi thi mobiles mein waise toh bhenchod ye pura kand he recorded tha kyunki wahaan bhi log video Banaa rahe they or yahaan bhi... Wahaan laash girrtey he log taaliyaan bajaane lage.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k aise he hero they toh save he karletey uss Aunty ko.. Main iss shor Sharaabe mein itana busy Tha ki mujhe pata he naa chala ki meri pith mein kuch toh ghussa like bahot jyaada Dard hua main aage ko kudda toh mere piche Ranbir khadda tha or ussne meri pith piche uppar shoulder mein kuch toh bhi ghonp diya tha chaaku tha I guess jo meri pith mein he rehgaya tha.. . Dard itana hua ki main apne ghutano par aagaya..Woh fir aage badha maine apni banduk uthaai usase pehle ek or goli chali jo Ranbir ki khopdi mein lagi or woh wahin girra Goli Sam yaa Ravi mein se ek ne chalaai thi.. Rohit Bhaag k mere pass aaya...

Rohit-Holy fuck kya karun??? Jaldi bata?? Chaaku andar he hai be...

Main-Chaaku nikaal or tere rumaal se wound par pressure bannnaaaaaq... Orrrr jaldi hospital chal main blackout horaha hun..


Rohit ne khinch k chaaku nikaala toh bhenchod gand faad Dard hua lekin achi baat ye thi ye chota chaaku tha I guess side mein lagi sabji waale ki rehdi se uthaaya tha ussne..

Sam or Rohit ne mujhe sahaar deke uthaaya or leke chale gaadi ki taraf mujhe gaadi mein daala... Ravi ne Bluetooth par inform kiya sabko ki yahaan Hari or Ranbir gaye hain.
Or mujhe leke hospital jaa rahe hain.. Waise mujhe jarurat nahi thi hospital ki itani jyaada lekin khoon kaafi gaya tha mera sir mein 2 jagah se or yahaan shoulder mein... Or Dard bahot bhayaaanak horaha tha ribs mein.. Bhenchod ribs naa theek hongi meri puri life kyunki iske liye rest caahiye jo millega nahi kabhi...

Wohlog mujhe leke city hospital mein aae jahaan doctor ne turant attend kiya mujhe.. Koi bada issue nahi tha sir mein ghaav saaf karke patti kardi thi jo 24 hours k liye thi meri pith mein thoda saa issue tha lekin wahaan bhi kuch staples or ek do injections ne kaam kardiya chaaku chota tha bhenchod warna gand Marr jaati... Khair 1 ghantey baad mujhe hospital se nikaala unhone tabtak News fail chuki thi social media par videos viral horahi thi news channel par bhi videos chal rahi thi logon k mixed reactions they happy and angry wagairaah jo chalta rehta hai.. Ami or Priyanka aagaye they hospital baaki log scene clear kar rahe they abtak.. Issliye humne hotel Jaana theek samjha..

Ami--Anaa k calls aae they mere pass ussne video dekh Lee i guess maine bataa diya usko tum theek ho and aarahe hain..

Main-Cool..wahaan kaa scene sahi hai sab??

Priyanka-Haan all clear koi injury takk nahi hain apni wahaan kuch ko jinda bhi pakkada hai ek ladki hai jo uski Assistant wagairaah kuch thi bahot information hai uske pass..

Main-Perfect.. Oye Sam mere ko shirt dede teri...

Sam-Main kya pehnunga fir??

Main - Tere liye Ravi andar se laa dega tabtak gaadi mein padey rehna tujhe kon dekhega bhenchod.. Khaali baitha he toh tha tu.

Sam-Bhosdk truck maine rukkwayaa tereko gun maine dee or iss last waale gandu ko maarne mein 50% hath tha mera..

Main - Main maardeta isko toh tu naa maarta toh..

Sam-Still ek hissab se Jaan bachaai teri..

Main - Laa laa shirt dede bhosdk beijatti hojaaegi..

Sam-Le bc..

Sam ne apni shirt nikaalke mereko di..

Priyanka-Yo nice Abs Sam..

Ravi-ahahahaha...

Sam-Stop making fun of my beautiful body Priyanka.. I'll kill you..

Main-Bhenchod ye doctor se injection le lena tha ye waala kaafi Mast hai ye toh bc Dard kaa pata naa chal raha.. Nind jarur aarahi hai bc..

Sam-Sab doctors k pass hota hai ye sab tu he chutiya hai.

Humlog hotel pohanchey gaadi roukki lawn mein or humlog uttare gaadi se andar aae toh hall mein Nicki mam Riti mam or Aditi tv dekh rahe they jahaan meri he news chal rahi thi ofcourse even bhenchod mereko chaaku laga uska bhi sahi angle liya tha kissi maadarchod ne ye banda bataa deta video banaane ki bajaae toh mereko lagta he nahi maadarchod dalle log...

Main-Yo..

Nicki-Oh my god you scared me..

Nicki mam bhaagke Galle lagi mujhse..

Nicki - Theek hai tu??

Main--Fine as fuck ye TV waalon ki taraf dhyaan naa do ye kuch bhi dikhaatey rehtey hain...

Nicki-I mean chaaku laga tha tujhe woh thodi khudse banaake dikhaaenge..

Main-Keval touch hua tha ye video mein aise he lag raha hai.. Dekhlo I am fine..

Ravi-Dekha Nicki mam yahi bola tha aapko phone par ki ye theek hai chaaku k baad bhi..

Nicki-Mujhe yakeen naa hota tumhaara bahot Paagal banaatey ho tumlog.. Kaisa raha sab??

Main-Bataane ki jarurat hai?? Sab kuch toh tv ya social media par aa chuka hai...

Nicki-True News or social media par harr ek clip hai tumlogon ki... Start se end takk..

Sam-Gaadi waala stunt dekha aapne??

Nicki-Yeah..

Sam-Insane thaa naa mera idea tha woh..

Nicki-Pehle toh behad waahiyaat idea tha itana risk...?? Dusari baat teri shirt kahaan hai???

Sam-Ye pehne khadda hai bhaddi shakal kaa..bola iska photoshoot hoga yahaan..

Nicki-I mean girlfriend hai iski ek tu toh single hai no one cares tu kya pehne..

Sam-What the fuck..

Rohit-Ye dil par laga like bahot jyaada...


Nicki-Students ko andar bhejdiya tha maine as sab news mein he khogaye they.. Anaa is very worried main bataake aati hun usko.

Main-Sure..

Continued...

Awesome Update.
Aakhirkar hari and uska bhai finish .par marme se pahle kafi gandh macha . Hari etna bada to nahi tha ki AP kp etan adhik effort karna pada . Ab dusty bhi aa raha hai kuchh jayada hi kimat chukani pade AP ko .

 

[Rayder555]

After long time
Good job ap bhai keep it up ?

 

[Macantastic]

Aayeahh..
Gjb bhai..
Sbko nipta kr aage wale ghr ke bndo ka gjb kata ?
Dirty games?
Chase scene to awesome tha.. bc Dhoom movie ke mafik??
Hari ka jo kata bhai sala khud hi confuse ho gya??
AP apne opponents ka aisa katata h ki waise ladkiya kya kate?
Sala Ranbir khel gya last bt sala pichhe se war kia bt iska v khel khtm..

Sam ki ijjat ni duba di?
At the end hari ka kissa v khtm ab agr kon sa kaand hoga kya pta?

Awesome update bro..
Keep going...

 

[Avinashraj]

NYC update bhai and superb story pura padha maja aa gaya super se upar hain bhai bole to faaadu ...

 

[Yellow Flash]

Nice

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-292(All I Do Is Win Win Win No Matter What.....)




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Wohlog kaa plan pata nahi kya tha kyunki wohlog iss truck mein kahin nahi jaa shaktey they.. Main aage nikal k truck ko rukwaa shakta tha lekin goliyaan lagne k chance jyaada they issliye main thoda gap banaake chal raha tha... Mujhe wait tha Sam and all kaa... Woh time bhi aaya Sam Ravi or Rohit RR mein aae maine chalti bike mein he unse gun Lee..

Main-(chilaake) Aage jaake truck rukwaao toh ye...


Sam-Ok..

Main-Sishe bandh rakhna bhosdk bulletproof hai ye..

Sam-Baap ko Matt seekha.

Ye bolke Sam gaadi aage legaya Ranbir or Hari ne unpar goliyaan chalaai lekin woh easily nikaal legaya gaadi truck se aage... Or truck waale ko ishaare se rukkwaaya even gun dikhaai tab rukka woh truck.... bc truck waale kabhi roukatey nahi bina kaam..or jaise he truck rukka Hari or Ranbir kuddey usmein se or kuddtey he bhaage wohlog , lekin Ranbir bechaara fans gaya kyunki kuddtey hue niche girr gaya woh jisase thoda slow hogaya or Hari se dusari galli mein bhaaga woh toh maine bike rouk k maari uski peeth mein
goli ussi galli mein munh k ball girra woh Hari Turant road k side mein lagi shops wagairaah ki taraf Bhaag gaya main uske piche uss galli mein enter hua toh mere just saamne he woh ek Aunty ki khopadi par banduk taane khadda tha waise toh main uss aunty ko bachaane mein jyaada interested nahi tha kyunki Hari se uppar nahi hai woh, lekin issue ye hua ki wahaan bheed thi logon ki kaafi saare log they wahaan himachal bandh tha Kal or aaj khulla tha toh bheed toh honi he thi. Bc sab shops waale wahaan 4on taraf ghum gaye they or najar hum par gadaae ruk gaye they..

Main-Haan??

Hari-Maardunga isko main...


Main-Kyun??

Aunty-Plpppllease heelllpppp...

Hari-Tu aage aaya toh maardunga main isko..

Main - Ok main yahin khadda hun tu khadda reh wahaan.. Fir kya hoga??

Hari-Main surrender karunga.

Main - Surrender?? Bhosdk kissi ki khopadi par banduk rakh k kon surrender karta hai.

Hari-Aise karta toh thok deta tu.. Pata hai mujhe tu maardega mujhe..

Main-Toh aaj se pehle kaa time tha tere pass tab kyun nahi kiya surrender??

Hari-Tabtak bandey they mere pass... Dekhlo bheed waalo sabke saamne surrender kar raha hun agar main Marra toh...

Main-Ek second ek second unhe ghanta farak nahi padta tere jeene yaa marrne se be woh toh tujhe Marra hua dekhna caahtey hain.. Or bhenchod tu pehla banda aaya jo khaali bandukk k sath negotiate kar raha hai..

Hari-Kya matlab??

Main-Bhosdk goliyaan chalaatey time hissab bhi rakha kar kitani chalaa Lee or kitani baaki hain jab toh andha dhund chalaadi saari ye khaali hai..

Hari-Juth bol raha hai tu...

Main - Aji ghanta chalaake dekh saamne khadda hun..

Hari-Ispar chalaaunga main...

Main-Kitana chutiya haibe tu iske uppar chalaake dekhega agar lagaale goli hai bhi ek jo hai nahi lekin tu lagaale ek hai goli, toh isko lagegi or ye Marr gayi toh fir tereko kon bachaaega issliye mere uppar chalaa mereko vishwaash hai meri counting par goli hai he nahi ussme..tu dekh lena mer....

Iss bich ussne samajhdaar banananey k liye meri baaton k bich he meri taraf gun ki lekin main wait he uska kar raha tha woh mere taraf aim kar paata usase pehle uski khopadi kholdi maine woh Aunty chilaai wahaan gand faad.. Or bhaagi ek side ko Hari ki laash girri niche game over... Ek or jeet bc all I do is win win win no matter what .. Hari ki death bhi record hogayi thi mobiles mein waise toh bhenchod ye pura kand he recorded tha kyunki wahaan bhi log video Banaa rahe they or yahaan bhi... Wahaan laash girrtey he log taaliyaan bajaane lage.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k aise he hero they toh save he karletey uss Aunty ko.. Main iss shor Sharaabe mein itana busy Tha ki mujhe pata he naa chala ki meri pith mein kuch toh ghussa like bahot jyaada Dard hua main aage ko kudda toh mere piche Ranbir khadda tha or ussne meri pith piche uppar shoulder mein kuch toh bhi ghonp diya tha chaaku tha I guess jo meri pith mein he rehgaya tha.. . Dard itana hua ki main apne ghutano par aagaya..Woh fir aage badha maine apni banduk uthaai usase pehle ek or goli chali jo Ranbir ki khopdi mein lagi or woh wahin girra Goli Sam yaa Ravi mein se ek ne chalaai thi.. Rohit Bhaag k mere pass aaya...

Rohit-Holy fuck kya karun??? Jaldi bata?? Chaaku andar he hai be...

Main-Chaaku nikaal or tere rumaal se wound par pressure bannnaaaaaq... Orrrr jaldi hospital chal main blackout horaha hun..


Rohit ne khinch k chaaku nikaala toh bhenchod gand faad Dard hua lekin achi baat ye thi ye chota chaaku tha I guess side mein lagi sabji waale ki rehdi se uthaaya tha ussne..

Sam or Rohit ne mujhe sahaar deke uthaaya or leke chale gaadi ki taraf mujhe gaadi mein daala... Ravi ne Bluetooth par inform kiya sabko ki yahaan Hari or Ranbir gaye hain.
Or mujhe leke hospital jaa rahe hain.. Waise mujhe jarurat nahi thi hospital ki itani jyaada lekin khoon kaafi gaya tha mera sir mein 2 jagah se or yahaan shoulder mein... Or Dard bahot bhayaaanak horaha tha ribs mein.. Bhenchod ribs naa theek hongi meri puri life kyunki iske liye rest caahiye jo millega nahi kabhi...

Wohlog mujhe leke city hospital mein aae jahaan doctor ne turant attend kiya mujhe.. Koi bada issue nahi tha sir mein ghaav saaf karke patti kardi thi jo 24 hours k liye thi meri pith mein thoda saa issue tha lekin wahaan bhi kuch staples or ek do injections ne kaam kardiya chaaku chota tha bhenchod warna gand Marr jaati... Khair 1 ghantey baad mujhe hospital se nikaala unhone tabtak News fail chuki thi social media par videos viral horahi thi news channel par bhi videos chal rahi thi logon k mixed reactions they happy and angry wagairaah jo chalta rehta hai.. Ami or Priyanka aagaye they hospital baaki log scene clear kar rahe they abtak.. Issliye humne hotel Jaana theek samjha..

Ami--Anaa k calls aae they mere pass ussne video dekh Lee i guess maine bataa diya usko tum theek ho and aarahe hain..

Main-Cool..wahaan kaa scene sahi hai sab??

Priyanka-Haan all clear koi injury takk nahi hain apni wahaan kuch ko jinda bhi pakkada hai ek ladki hai jo uski Assistant wagairaah kuch thi bahot information hai uske pass..

Main-Perfect.. Oye Sam mere ko shirt dede teri...

Sam-Main kya pehnunga fir??

Main - Tere liye Ravi andar se laa dega tabtak gaadi mein padey rehna tujhe kon dekhega bhenchod.. Khaali baitha he toh tha tu.

Sam-Bhosdk truck maine rukkwayaa tereko gun maine dee or iss last waale gandu ko maarne mein 50% hath tha mera..

Main - Main maardeta isko toh tu naa maarta toh..

Sam-Still ek hissab se Jaan bachaai teri..

Main - Laa laa shirt dede bhosdk beijatti hojaaegi..

Sam-Le bc..

Sam ne apni shirt nikaalke mereko di..

Priyanka-Yo nice Abs Sam..

Ravi-ahahahaha...

Sam-Stop making fun of my beautiful body Priyanka.. I'll kill you..

Main-Bhenchod ye doctor se injection le lena tha ye waala kaafi Mast hai ye toh bc Dard kaa pata naa chal raha.. Nind jarur aarahi hai bc..

Sam-Sab doctors k pass hota hai ye sab tu he chutiya hai.

Humlog hotel pohanchey gaadi roukki lawn mein or humlog uttare gaadi se andar aae toh hall mein Nicki mam Riti mam or Aditi tv dekh rahe they jahaan meri he news chal rahi thi ofcourse even bhenchod mereko chaaku laga uska bhi sahi angle liya tha kissi maadarchod ne ye banda bataa deta video banaane ki bajaae toh mereko lagta he nahi maadarchod dalle log...

Main-Yo..

Nicki-Oh my god you scared me..

Nicki mam bhaagke Galle lagi mujhse..

Nicki - Theek hai tu??

Main--Fine as fuck ye TV waalon ki taraf dhyaan naa do ye kuch bhi dikhaatey rehtey hain...

Nicki-I mean chaaku laga tha tujhe woh thodi khudse banaake dikhaaenge..

Main-Keval touch hua tha ye video mein aise he lag raha hai.. Dekhlo I am fine..

Ravi-Dekha Nicki mam yahi bola tha aapko phone par ki ye theek hai chaaku k baad bhi..

Nicki-Mujhe yakeen naa hota tumhaara bahot Paagal banaatey ho tumlog.. Kaisa raha sab??

Main-Bataane ki jarurat hai?? Sab kuch toh tv ya social media par aa chuka hai...

Nicki-True News or social media par harr ek clip hai tumlogon ki... Start se end takk..

Sam-Gaadi waala stunt dekha aapne??

Nicki-Yeah..

Sam-Insane thaa naa mera idea tha woh..

Nicki-Pehle toh behad waahiyaat idea tha itana risk...?? Dusari baat teri shirt kahaan hai???

Sam-Ye pehne khadda hai bhaddi shakal kaa..bola iska photoshoot hoga yahaan..

Nicki-I mean girlfriend hai iski ek tu toh single hai no one cares tu kya pehne..

Sam-What the fuck..

Rohit-Ye dil par laga like bahot jyaada...


Nicki-Students ko andar bhejdiya tha maine as sab news mein he khogaye they.. Anaa is very worried main bataake aati hun usko.

Main-Sure..

Continued...

Sahi bejatti kri Nicki mam ne Sam ki

 

[Shyam Singh]

Khatarnak wala fadu updates... Fir se AP ka shandar action.. Aur last me sam k sath bakchodi ka tadka.. Its awesome...
Waiting for next update..

 

[Arv313]

bhayankar update gazab bhai
ab laut chalo and thoda sa college life romance vaigarah leke aao kafi time se miss kar raha hu
baki aapki marzi
Love you @AP bidu
Waiting for the next update bhai.

 

[Naughty Lover]

Behtareen update ek aur jit AP k naam or wo knife wala scene muje lagaa AP gun 6odh k fight krega chaaku waale see pr wo is layak nhi that uspe time barbaad kiya jata..anyways chasing was superb mazaa aa gayaa...

Waiting for next...

 

[Naik]

Hari & brother game over
Excellent update brother keep posting
Ab dekhte h next kia h kuch romance hoga ya fir koyi naya dushman
Intizar rehega aapke agle update ka
Bahot bahot shukriya