Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Raj142]

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[Xfan]

Nice update dude...
what the hell some one trying to kidanapped AP...

 

[AP 316]

Thanks everyone for lovely comments keep supporting...

 

[AP 316]

Update-31(Where Are We?. ?)
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Main aage kuch sochta usase pehle uss aadmin ne doobara woh kapda mere munh par lagaaya Maine koshish ki apni saans rokkaney ki par kaamyaab nahi hua kyunki Meri body nashe mein thi or Mera kahaa nahi maanrahi thi....main caahta toh Iss drug se fight Kar shakta tha Mera mind Aaram se jhell leta itane ko but agar Aisa karta toh woh Orr jyaada sunghaatey bc ganwaar log or jyaada mein fir Jaan kaa khatra bhi rehta hai ....isliye Maine koi virodh nahi Kiya or kuch minutes mein behonsh hogaya...

Uske baad Sab kuch blank hogaya bc kuch samjh mein Nahi aaya ki ye hua Kya ...Kon they yelog kahin Surendra k sathi toh nahi...Naa naa unki gand fatti paddi hogi already new life suru Kar chuke honge wohlog...toh Kon ho shakta hai...Vithal k bandey...?

Nahi Vithal jail mein hai or last time uski itani fatt gayi thi ki woh doobara uss side nahi jaaega ....bc ...


Main kitani derr behonsh Raha ye toh maalum nahi but Meri aankhein kissi k chilaane se khulli....bc sirr pura ghumm Raha tha or dard Kar Raha tha woh alag badi mushqill se aankhein khulli bhenchod...halki-2 ....5 minute baad Meri aankhein dhangse khulli toh Maine paaya ki ye awaaj Sam ki hai ..or main kissi baddi si puraani lekin sundarr si haweli k bade se hall mein ek pillar se bandha hua tha...or mere just bagal mein Sam or Ravi bandhey they...

Main-bhenchod ye Kya hai be...Kon they woh bhen k lawde...

Sam-chup be...left mein dekh...

Main-Kya hua bhossssdddd.......

Maine thoda ghumm k dekha toh meri gand fatt gayi or main gaali waapis khaa Gaya...kyunki mere left mein or Sam k just saamne ek Puri family khaddi thi...wahaan 4 aadmi achhe khasse kapdon mein 30-40 ki bich ki ummar k unke alaawa 3 auratein almost ussi ummar ki ...uske alaawa 4-5 gundey type bandey dandey Leke khaddey they...woh log shakal se Desi lag rahe they Gundon ne dhoti kurta pehna tha...but Auratein kaafi sajh dhaj k khaddi thi kaafi jwellery wagairaah pehni thi unhone kull milaake kissi Ameer family se belong kartey honge wohlog...

Main-Hi wassup...yaar achhi bhalli family se ho firoti maangtey hue sharam nahi aati...Bhagwaan ne itana Sab Diya hai toh ye kidnapping waala dhanda kyun kartey ho...

Sam-(Aaram se) bhosdk Style naa maar gand footjaaegi...

Main-Sorry ....

Unlog k faces kaafi Serious they najaane kyun bc Maine toh kuch bhi naa Kiya tha unka ....

Main-Yaar ghurrtey he rahoge yaa bataoge bhi.. ki hua Kya hai...humlog kahaan Hain or kyun Hain ...tumlog ho Kon...??

Gunda1-Chupkar Sab pata chaljaaega filhaal chup baith...

Ravi-dont mind him haan Bhai he is like this all time...

Sam-bc FBI waalon ne kidnap nahi Kiya hai inko English mein Kya samjhaaraha hai .....

Ravi-Sorry my bad...

Main-Bhai kam se kam khadda toh kardey niche Farsh bahot thanda hai...



Gunda2-Koi hotel nahi hai ye thakur Sahaab aatey he honge chup chaap baitho..

Humlog 10-15 minutes aise he baithey rahe or wohlog humein aise he ghurrtey rahe...bc Kya chutiya family hai aise bhi koi ghurrta hai Bhenchod...Sharam k maare Maine he gardan niche karli....or bc ek toh shardi thi uppar se niche farsh bc meri gand freeze hone Lagi thi bimaar Orr hojaaunga bc...

Or finally humaara intejaar khatam hua Haveli kaa gate khulla or saamne se ek 60-62 ki ummar kaa aadmi andar aaya Robdaar cehra safed tanni Hui muchein sirr par pagdi safed Kurta niche dhoti pairon mein Desi Juti...hath mein chaddi or kalaai par sone kaa mota saa kadda...uske piche -2 kam se kam 20 hattey kattey gundey or unke alaawa 1 25-26 ki age kaa ladka or 20-22 ki ek Sundar c ladki...Bc patla sareer bhurri aankhein Kaale Baal bilkul Desi lehjey k Salwaar suit mein Qyaamat lag rahi thi woh ...

Uss budhaau ko aata dekh humaare saamne khaddey log piche hatt Gaye...haash bc lawde kabse ghurre jaarahe they.....woh budhau apne serious thobdey ko Leke mere just saamne aake khadda hogaya...bc ab ye ghurrega Gay toh nahi Hain yelog ...yakkkkkkkk
Bc kahaan fans Gaya...baat ki suruwaat uss ladke ne ki Jo budhau k sath aaya tha..

Ladka-Dimag toh theek hai tumhaara Thakur Sahaab k saamne baithey ho...khaddey hojaao...

Main-ghanta be Yahi toh main bolraha Hun khadda Karo kabse niche baraf jamm gayi hai...Kaise khaddey honge 6 jagah toh baandh rakha hai....

Ladka-Wajir kholo unhe ..

Ye sunn ek hatta katta Banda saamne aaya bc Kya Jaanwar jaisa sareer tha uska....usne humaare hath pair kholle or main Turan uchhalke khadda hogaya...or bc apne bums massalne laga iski maa degree celcius gand fatt gayi...

Ladka-Vinay Singh naam Hai Mera or ye hain.. A ladke theek se khaddey raho...

Main-Rukk be..ab bolo....

Ispar woh budhau bola....

Budhau- Mera naam hai Thakur Baldev Singh....

Main-Myself AP nice to meet you...

Ye kehke Maine hath badhaaya milaane k liye...

Sam-(Araam Se) bhai please rukjaa yaar bahot maar padegi kasam se...majaak majaak mein gand footjaaegi....

Ravi-Main toh bolne waala Hun ye humaare sath nahi hai...

Main-Tau Ji humein yahaan kaaeko laaya Gaya Hai...? Or Kya tumlog jaantey ho humlog kon hain..?

Wajir-dhamki deta Hai humein..

Main-are nahi bhaisahaab dhamki nahi generally puch raha hun ki "Kya aaplog humein jaantey Hain aisa karke.. "...

Thakur-haan Haan Pata Hai Pata Hai Uttar Bhaarat k sabse taakatwar pareewaar se ho tumlog... Deva Singh k bhai ho...

Main-are waah.. Fir ab ye bhi bataado humein yahaan kyun laaya Gaya Hai...?

Thakur-sab Pata chal jaaega tumhaare sathiyon ko aanedo...

Main-mere sathi kon sathi...

Bc kahin Abeer wagairaah ko toh nahi laane waale... Lawda Mera Abeer gand fodd dega inki fodd toh main bhi deta agar expected hota toh Bc chloroform ne maai chhod di...


Vinay-Wajir iske sath ek ladki bhi thi woh kahaan Hai...?

Main-kon ladki...?

Wajir-woh bhai police waalon k sath rehti Hai aashaan nahi Hai uthaana Bhaanu gayaa Hai bandey leke mouka miltey he uthaalega...

Main-what the fuck Ami... Usko kyun uthaarahe..?

Vinay-kyunki woh tere sath thi... Or bhaasa sudhaaro apni yahaan ganwaar nahi hain koi sabko English aati Hai..


Bhenchod Ami ko kidnap karenge Bc Usko hath pair todne kaa mouka milljaaega...

Main-sorry bhai but Kitane bandey Gaye hain Usko lene..


Wajir-8 hain...

Main-4-5 toh pakaa Gaye samjho...lekin baaki leaaenge Usko...

Wajir-ek ladki Hai woh kya karlegi...

Main-woh toh Tera Bhaanu bataaega aake...

Thakur-insabko andar leke jaao Mehmaan aane waale hain ye sab hataao yahaan se...

Wajir-ji thakur sahaab..

Ye bol usne humein sath Liya or seedha uss haweli k third floor par legaya... Bc jo bhi ho haweli thi bahot he shanaadaar... Woh humein ek alishaan kamre mein leke aaya... Jisme 2 bade-2 beds king-size uske alawwa Almiraah wagairaah attached bathroom Bc...

Wajir-yahaan rukko tumlog...


Main-kyu bhai baandhega nahi...

Wajir-ha ha ha..

Main-wtf..

Wajir-kyun baandhun..?


Main-bhaag Gaye toh humlog..

Wajir-yahaan k 4on taraf k almost 20 gaon thakur sahaab k hain.. Harr gaon mein thakur sahaab k bandey toh lagaalo tum iss haweli se bahaar nikal bhi Gaye jo ki impossible Hai tum nahi nikal shaktey iss haweli se bahaar but by chance agar nikal bhi Gaye toh jaaoge kahaan...itani maar padegi ki paglaa jaaoge or fir waapis yahin...

Main-gajab confidence Hai bhai tumhaara... But ye toh bataado ki humein yahaan laaya kyun gayaa Hai...

Wajir-woh sab jaldi he pata chal jaaega...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se nikal Gaya...

Ravi-bhosdk tune koi kand toh nahi Kiya Tha naa...

Main-lawda kand karunga be aaya hun tabse Muth bhi nahi maari kand ghanta karunga...

Ravi-toh yelog kon hain...

Main-mujhe kya maalum bhosdk tumlog bataao... Kahin meri gairhaajri mein tumlog me toh kissi ko nahi peldiya Tha...

Sam-lawda tere jaane k baad humlog ghar se college or college se ghar bus...

Main-toh ye bhen k lawde hain kon... Chalo ek kaam kartey hain humein kya kya maalum Hai inke baare mein woh bataatey hain... Let's see kya pata chalega...


Sam-Mobile wagairaah kahaan Gaye Bc 2-3 laakh kaa nukshaan toh yahi hojaaega warna...

Main-bandey Desi hain but Tejj hain durr fainke honge taaki track wagairaah naa ho...

Sam-Agreed.. Paison k liye ye nahi Kiya Hai INhone ye confirm Hai...

Main-Shabbas... apni family k sath bhi koi panga nahi Hai inka ye confirm Hai...

Sam-Gajab... 20 gaon Kam se Kam iska Matlab iss area kaa baap yahi Hai...

Main-Haan sahi Bola... Baaki family members chup they iska Matlab khouff ghar se he suru hota Hai iska. ..

Sam-Desi hain lekin well mannered or well behaved hain English bhi aati Hai...

Main-Haan... +Joint family Hai....

Ravi-Bhai jo bhi ho Ladkkyaan maal hain maal..

Ye sun hum donk ne Ravi ko ghurra...

Main-Abe bhosdk... Isko Maa behen ki gaali bhi nahi de shakta bhai Hai bhosdkaa...

Sam-GAND fodd de bhosdk ki gaali deke kya karega..


Continuesd....

 

[shamik]

Nyc update bro.

 

[Guffy]

Jabarjast ab yeh naya kand kya huwa hai aur Ami fod dalegi be bichare thakur ke bando ko bata de ki aisa na kare aur logo ko bhej de aur tum kya dekh rahe ho muh fod dalo phele ravi sale ko har jagah maal hi maal dikhata hai
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[aka3829]

Mast update tha AP bhai. Lekin mere swal ka jawab na diya aapne ki agar red jhon ne ghar ke hi kisi member ko mar kar apna mission suru kya to tabh bhi aap chup rahoge

 

[aka3829]

Mast update tha AP bhai. Lekin mere swal ka jawab na diya aapne ki agar red jhon ne ghar ke hi kisi member ko mar kar apna mission suru kya to tabh bhi aap chup rahoge

 

[Acme]

Fantastic update bhai

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Fabulous update bhai