Update-41(Finally Home!)
Maine pata kiya next bus mere city k liye 5:30 baje thi bhenchod aadhi raatko ghar pohanchunga lagta hai... Bc 20 ghantey kaa saffar hojaaega almost kaltakk... Ab main ek kone mein baith gaya ticket leke bus stand se seat no. Milgaya toh baith ke jaunga aaram se... Chupp saa gaya tha main or wahaan se jahaan meri bus lagne waali thi wahaan najar gadaa rakhi thi 5:30 bajtey he bus aagayi or main apni window seat par baith gaya bc chalne ka time 6 baje kaa tha 2 seater seat thi or mere bagal mein ek aunty baithi thi or pichli seat waali aunty k sath lesbian type baatein kar rahi thi aaj firse shaabit hogaya ki bina earphones k traveling kaafi haanikaarak hai.. Specially in public buses... Mujhe darr ye lagraga tha ki chalne se pehle woh chutiya log Aa naa jaaein bc lekin aisa hua nahi bus chal paddi or main Mast scenery kaa najaar lene laga 5 hours + kaa safar tha or bichmein 30-40 minutes kaa break jahaan sabne Khaana waana khaaya kull milaake main apni city pohancha 12 baje conductor ne time bataaya mujhe... Bc mera area dekh k sans aaya mujhe holy fuck finally i am home gand fatt chuki thi.. Main chownk par uttara or uttartey he dukaan se cigarette leke pee or then wahaan ek auto waale ko pakada gaon k liye... Mushqill Se maana woh usko bache hue 790 rupaae dediya main ki maa k lawde ab toh chal... Tab jaake woh raaji hua or theek 1 Baje k aas pass main haweli k saamne uttara iski Maa kaa bhosdaa gand fatt ke hath mein aake hath se bhi nikal gayi lekin finally main pohanch gaya.. Lawda itana suffer or ek lawda kal bolraha Tha Ki AP 15 km kaa saffar 6 ghanton mein kaise kiya ab chutiye thoda dimag khol first of all normally 15 km bina rukke chalne mein 3.5 hours lagtey hain... + raasta puchne kaa time + jaankaari jutaane kaa time ki unlog k bandey toh nahi hain yahaan par fir gaon cross karna ab gaon k andar se bhaagke kaise niklun be log chutiya bolenge... Chal chod woh chutiya hai.. Back to present...
But the problem is ab bc ghar par millega kon mujhe kyunki sablog dhundaney nikale honge i am damn sure... Babhi hongi shayad.. Yep yep... Lekin bharosa unka bhi nahi hai sath gayi hongi woh bhi...
Main gate par aaya security doubled thi naye guards they kuch bahaar ki side gate k... Shayad humaare kidnap hone k baad hua ye sab...
Main-wassup...
Guard - Kon hai...?
Main-light liya hai hathmein jalla naa bhai isko...
Usne light mere thobadey par maari or dekhtey he fir salute kiya...
Guard-Sir aap... Aap yahaan...
Main-Yo... Kaisa hai..
Guard-sir abtoh bahot badhiya baakilog kahaan hain..
Main-Sab theek hain tension ki koi baat hai nahi... Andar kon kon hai...
Guard-Babhi ji he hain... Meenu ji unke sath baaki sbalog toh ussi din se yahaan nahi aae hain jabse aaplog gayab hue they...
Main-gate khulwaa ab...
Usne turant gate knock Kiya toh shyaam kaka ne chota hole kholke pucha...
Shyam-kon hai Birju...
Main-Main hun kaka jaldi se gate kholdo gandiya fatt gayi hai...
Shyam mujhe Bachpan se jaanta tha meri awaaj suntey he usne dhadaam se gate khola or aatey he mere galle Milla....
Main-koi sawaal pucho usase pehle bataa dun main theek hun baaki Sab bhi safe hain or jaldi he sab aajaenge... And nice to seee you again Kaka..
Shyaam-aise Matt daaraaya kar beta.. Budha hogaya hai tera kaka...
Main - are kaka apne ko kuch nahi hoenga... Ab andar jaanedo...
Ye bolke main aage chala sathmein kaka bhi aae aage haweli k gate par bhi guards they kaka ne gate khulwaaya or main hall mein enter hua hall mein lights chaalu thi or wahin sofe par babhi or Meenu baithi thi...meri taraf unki pith thi toh main unke pass gaya... Dil dhakk dhakk karne laga tha bc... Kya kahunga kya nahi..koi mast si line sochraha tha jisase swag bane or entry faadu lage.. But last mein chutiya line munh se nikali..
Main-Wassup babhi Maa...
Ye suntey he wohlog ek second mein meri taraf paltey unki aankh dekh saaf lagraga tha ki kaafi emotional drama ho chuka hai mujhe dekhtey he unlog k murjhaae hue cehre khill uthey or dono bhaagke mere Galle se lag gaye...
Main-that feels good...
Or kuch minutes baad unlog ko dhyaan aaya toh woh bole...
Babhi-Baaki Sab kahan hain..?
Main-Sab theek hain abhi koi nahi aaya hai...
Babhi-kyun kahaan kab kaise they tumlog or baaki kyun nahi aae...?
Main-calm down calm down listen baitho pehle Paani peeyo... Meenu Paani laana toh...or tum bhi peelena sathmein and calm down both of you...
Maine dono ko baithaaya...
Main-toh hua yun ki...
Maine unlog ko bataaya ki hum kahaan they or kyun they jo sun unlog ko solid shock laga...
Babhi-seriously...?
Meenu-oh My god...
Meenu-toh hua kya or tum kaise nikale...?
Babhi-woh baad mein pehle tere bhaiya ko call karo baakiyon ko lene chaltey hain.. Unlogon ki himmat kaise hui tumhe hath lagaane ki...
Main-ek second ek second babhi bhai ko abhi nahi bulana hai... Listen...
Or fir maine unhe woh sab bataaya ki main yahaan kaise kyun aaya or Archana and meri saari conversation bataai...
Babhi-Are you kidding me... Humlog unki madad karenge.. Tu Pagal hogaya hai humlog unko sabak sikhaaenge woh bhi aisa sabak ki woh yaad rakhein...
Main-First They are not the bad guys babhi they are good people... Unhone humein kidnap kiya uske piche bhi reason Tha unki beti ki ijjat ka sawaal tha...
Babhi-toh uske liye wohlog ghar aake baat Kar shaktey they humein bata shaktey they seedha kidnap karne ki kya jarurat thi...
Main-I know I know thakur haina garam khoon hogayi galati...
Babhi-Toh ab humlog bhi wahaan jaake bolenge hogayi galti...
Main-aap bhai ki tarah baat Kar rahe ho...
Bhabi-AP family ki baat hoti hai tab koi compromise nahi hota this is as simple as that... Or humlog kyun karein unki madad...?
Main-kyunki main kehraha hun ab itana naa bulwaao ek toh already bus stand par Khaana khaake mera digestive system is Hella fucked up.. Ab Orr bolunga toh ulti aajaaegi... Simple si baat Hai humlog bhi agar unki jagah hotey toh yahi kartey yahi kya isase bura kartey lekin unlog ne Humko ache se rakha kidnappers waala toh kuch bhi nahi hua... Or jaisa humlog baakiyon ki madad kartey hain inki bhi karenge because I like them... Ab itana bolne ki jarurat nahi hai meko main bolraha hun bus...
Babhi-OK ok... But tere bhai ko kon manaaega...
Main-off course aap manaaoge... Hain kahaan woh log...
Babhi-Mangal, tere bhaiya,deepak, Ajay Ye log Meerut gaye hain wahaan recently kissi k sath kuch matter hua tha toh tere bhai ko laga kahin wahi naa ho in sab k piche toh wohlog udhar gaye hain... Anjali, Rajat, Pooja, jiya and Rishi ye log bhi UP ki side he hain... Or Abeer yahin Pure sehar mein faila hua hai. Usne chotey motey Chorron se leke gundon kaa jeena haraam kardiya hai yahaan..... Main phone karti hun...
Main-ruko abhi nahi... Listen hum bhai ko abhi nahi bataaenge... Bhai ki jagah aap mere sath chaloge Unke ghar saare doubts clear karne...
Babhi-No way... No no no fucking way....
Continued...
dekho kon jaata hai sathmein 