Update-42(Lets Fucking Go)
Main-oh common babhi aapko pata hai bhai ko samjhaane mein bahot time lagega uppar se unlog ko yahaan aane mein he 4 hours minimum lagenge... Isase badhiya woh Meerut se seedha yamunanagar he aaein 150km toh hai he keval... Toh humlog karenge ye ki kal subah jab wahaan Half raastey par honge tab bhai ko call karenge or puri baat samjhaaenge I am sure hum dono ki baat woh maanlenge or by chance Agar nahi maane toh bhi jabtak woh pohanchenge tabtak Shaadi ho chuki hogi or wahaan humlog dekhlenge unko...
Babhi-tu marwaaega yaar...
Main-kuch naa hoga... Ek kaam karo aap jaanwar ko yahaan bulaao or usko matter samjhaao meri baat woh maanega nahi or aapko mana woh Karega nahi usko samjhaake aap nind lo hum subah 5:30 baje nikalenge woh bhi full speed...
Babhi-Teri maaya tu he Jaane lets see kya hota hai... Tu rukk main khaana lagwaati...
Main-are nahi yaar bataaya naa junk food khaya bus stand par bahot bura haal hai ab kuch naa khaaunga lekin Haan aaplog jarur khaana or jaanwar ko bhi khilaana jitana ho shake utana gussa kam karna uska.. 2-3 hours ki nind lo main bahot thakk gaya hun... Or laao aapka phone do...
Maine babhi kaa phone liya or Woh Archana k no. Par msg kardiya ki "All good Kal time se aajaenge AP..."
Main-jaanwar ko bolna subah 5:30 baje jagaae mereko...
Fir Main bhaagta hua mere room mein aaya or bathroom mein ghuss gaya bhenchod I hate junk food gand marrgayi body ki.. Uske baad main mast garam garam Paani se nahaaya ohh bhenchod that was soo good... 1:30 bajgaya tha and main seedha bed par gir gaya... Or girtey he turant mereko nind aagayi... Bhenchod gajab nind aai... Lekin ussi time koi jagaadiya mereko... Maine dekha saamne jaanwar khadda tha...
Abeer-lawde... Uth...
Main-wassup... Sone de bhosdk subah baat kartey hain...
Abeer-subah hochuki gandu 5:30 baje hain....
Main-what the fuck... Itani jaldi mujhe laga abhi 5 minute pehle soyaa tha main...
Meri aankh bahot mushqill Se puri tarah khulli bc.... Or main uthke baith gaya apne aapko puri tarah jagaane laga...
Abeer-toh humlog samaaj sevi hogaye ab...
Main-dekh lawde taane matt de warna gand fodd dunga teri... Babhi m
Ne bataatya he hoga tereko..
Abeer-Haan Haan samjh gaya tha main..
Main-Abe lawde theek se munh bana ab main sudharne kaa try kar raha hun toh tujhe problem hai pehle bolta Tha calm down gussa nahi sudhar jaa AP... bc ab jaake unki gand fod dun sabki tu kahe toh..bhosdk khud he bolta Tha shant raha kar control kiya kar harr kissi ki gand nahi fodte wagairaah - 2...ab main badalne ki try kar raha toh tujhe khujjali hai...
Abeer-Notanki nahi... Ready hojaa...
Main-Tu bhi chakka chakk ready hojaa... Bc Shaadi mein Jaana Hai jaanwar nahi baniyo..
Abeer - I look better then you bitch...
Main- Mera Lawda terese sundar dikhta hai... Jaldi se ready hojaa...
Bc shopping ki hui aaj kaam aai... Jeans Shirt jacket shoes bc ekdhum faadu ready hua apun... Or ready hoke niche aaya... MEENu bhi Ready thi usne coffee banwaali thi thodi derr baad jaanwar aagaya...
Main-ek baat hai utana bhi bura nahi dikhta hai tu...
Abeer-jaa naa be...
Main-kaka aapki coffee ko bahot miss kiya main...
Kaka-ek or cup laaun beta..
Main-late naa horaha hota toh leleta pakka...
Humne coffee pee tabtak babhi bhi ready hoke aagayi..
Main-waah babhi looking gorgeous...
Babhi-I know..
Sachmein traditional suit salwar mein babhi bahot cute lagrahi thi..hain he cute woh...
Humlog theek 6 baje ready they nikalne ko RR mast chamak reli thi bc gajab...
Main-mereko abhi nind leni hai jaanwar tu drive kar or yaad rahe almost 300kms hain 250 toh yamunanagar hai or aage 40 gaon k andar se... Or 11 baje se pehle pohanchana hai...
Abeer-Main yamunanagar takk ki guarantee leta aage kaa road raasta mujhe thodi maalum Hai... Kaisa hai kahaan se hai kitana time lagega...
Main-tu 9:30 takk yamunanagar pohanchaadey subah hai traffic nahi millega khainch k leliyo...
Abeer-ok...
Humlog andar baithey main aage baitha Babhi and Meenu middle mein Abeer drive kar he raha tha... Usne turant car doudaa di ab raatko nind puri hui nahi thi toh maine thodi derr toh baatein ki lekin fir so gaya seat belt lagaake full seat comfortable Karke...kitani derr soyaa ye toh maalum nahi but babhi ne mujhe uthaaya... Bc mast nind aai...
Main-kya hua....
Babhi-Tune kall jiss no. Par call kiya usase msg aaya hai ki call ASAP...
Main-laao...
Maine phone liya or call kiya.. Toh saamne se rohit Bola...
Main-wtf kya hua...
Rohit-nothing woh mehmaanon k sath busy hain toh humein phone diya hai...
Main-kal kya hua...
Rohit-Lawda kya hoga unlog ko shyaam 4:30 baje pata chala ki tu hai nahi...
Main-what the fuck... Seriously....
Rohit-haao...
Main-kya gunde banenge ye...
Rohit-hum gaye lunch time mein toh boldiya ki uska mood nahi hai aane kaa uska lunch dedo uppar he lejaatey hain..
Main-lol..
Rohit-fir 4:30 baje budhaau bokhlaayaa... Security wecurity double kardi... Kuch bandey dhundane bhi bheje...
Main-lol...
Rohit-sun tereko maalum Hai kya scene Hai... Aaj clear hua...
Main-kya...
Rohit-ladke waale hain badhiya pareewar ladka bhi badhiya Hai but jo ladke ka Jija haina uski badi behen kaa husband.. Woh opposition kaa mla hai idhar se...
Main-Are re re... Laaya bapu laaya...
Rohit-toh pehle toh usne apni hawa Ladke waalon par chalaai ki aisa karo warna beijjati hogi unko bolo unse maafi mangwaae.... Or fir Woh Budhau thakur se Milla or usko ukshaaya ki humlog kuch bhi kar shaktey hain achaa hoga koi serious intejaam kare hum log kaa usne he kidnapping k liye ukshaaya taaki deva bhai ki beijjati ho then unhe yahaan aana pade... Ab marega toh thakur marega mla kaa kya jaata...
Main-shyaana Hai shyaana... Mujhe laga he Tha ki bc kuch toh bakchodi hui hai pakka..
Rohit-main chakkara gaya bc ki kya planning ki hai...
Main-wahi bc.. Chal humlog aarahe stay safe...
Rohit-OK bye... Dhyaan rakhna maafi necessary nahi hai...
Main-toh milegi bhi nahi....
Rohit-gajab...
Call discconected..
Abeer-kya hua...?
Maine unhe saari baat bataai...
Abeer-ye opposition waale kab sudhrenge pata nahi seat puri 10 bhi nahi milli hain or nakhre ruling party waale... Babhi humein seedha jaake usko he dhodena caahiye... Just saying baaki aapki marji....
Babhi-chup re humessa maarne ki baat naa Kiya Kar I hate violence and you know that...
Abeer-ok... Bhai k pass kab call karna hai re...
Main-kahaan pohanchey...
Abeer-20 minutes mein Yamunanagar pohanchjaaenge...
Main-abhi kardetey hain fir...
Maine babhi k phone se bhai ko call kiya... Bc dil dhakk-2 kar raha tha... Bhai ne pick kiya...
Main-wassupp....
Deva-AP...?
Main-yo wasssupp...
Deva-what the fuck where the fuck are you guyss....?
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