Update-44(Bhai's Way)
Baljeet-ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...
Babhi-sabko pata hai aaplog ne kya kiya kya nahi kiya woh decide karna yaa uspar baat karna mera kaam nahi hai woh Mere husband sambhaalenge thodi derr mein aake woh unka kaam Hai... Mera kaam Hai yahaan jo humari misunderstandings thi unko clear karna...Ladke k Mom-dad kon hain...
Ispar ek aadmi saamne aake bola 45-46 ki age kaa hoga...
Aadmi-Ji main ladke kaa Pita hun Krishan Chaudhary... Or ye meri dharam patni Sujaata devi...
Babhi-toh meri baat aapse hai or ladki k maata pita se jo aap hain...
Arjun and Archana-ji...
Babhi-dekhiye first of all main clear kardun aapki beti k sath inmein se kissi kaa koi bhi relation naa toh hai naa he Tha or naa he hoga... Secondly humein iss Shaadi se koi bhi problem nahi hai or naa he hogi humaara kuch bhi nahi jaata isme balki bahot achi baat hai kissi beti ki Shaadi dhum dhaam se ho.. Isliye humari taraf se iss Shaadi ko Haan hai khussi khussi...
Krishan-ji bus yahi sunana tha humein hum chotey log befaltu mein nahi caahtey they ki humaara koi kaam aaplogon ko dikkat de... Isliye bus confirmation k liye aapko aana padda...
Babhi-ab koi maafi wagairaah bhi caahiye...
Krishan-kyun chotey loggon se majaak kartey ho madam ji... Aap se maafi mangwaake uppar waale ko kya munh dikhaaenge....
Babhi-Archana aapko kuch or sunana hai...? Koi sawaal...
Arjun-are nahi nahi nahi madam ji.. Humein toh koi pareshaani hai he nahi aap humaare yahaan aae bus Bhaag khulla gaye humaare...
Babhi- toh Shaadi pakki...??
Krishan-ji ji humari taraf se bilkul...
Archana - bus aap agar ladke or ladki ko ashirwaad dene takk rukkjaaein toh bahot aabhaari rahenge aapke...
Krishan - ji bahot sahi baat kahi...
Babhi-sure... Bus thoda jaldi karwaai ye....
Hum sablog bahaar aagaye dulhe ki car aagayi thi thakur and family sablog khuss hogaye they thakur awkward saa bana ghumraha tha or bhai ki entry baaki thi... Suna entry abhi baaki thi... Dulha mandap mein aaya pandit baitha hum sablog thoda piche khadey hogaye...
Ravi-babhi that was so cool...
Sam-seriously sabki fatt gayi thi...
Main-aakhir plan kiska tha...
Babhi-I hate show off but manana padega that shit was dope...
Abeer-lol...
Rasham wagairaah suru hogayi thi...
Bhabhi-Khaana kab khilaaenge yaar i am hungry AF...
Abeer-same...
Main-Inko bol naa re jaanwar ki ferrey baad mein karwaana pehle Khaana he lagwaado...
Babhi-lol..nahi re... Sharam karo...
Main-lambi chalegi ye Rasham toh...
Archana - ji aaiye aage aaiye aap he kaa ghar hai...
Babhi(aaram se) -humaare ghar mein jab caahe tab Khaana Khaaletey humlog...
Main-ahaha...
Sam-lol... Nice...
Humlog mandap k bilkul pass mein aagaye bc aage piche mehmaan log khadey they isliye hum dusari side jaake khadey hogaye jahaan log naa they...
Ladki ko bula liya gaya kritika jaake leke aai usko.. Bc kya mast lagreli thi woh... Kritika nahi be jyoti... Kritika toh Bola naa apne type ki hai he nahi...
Usko ladke k bagal mein baithayaa gaya.. Tabhi main gate se 3 gaadiyaan aai or gaadiyaan dekhtey he humlog lage chuppne...
Main-ye aaye bade bhaisahaab...
Babhi-sambhaal liyo bus tu...
Ab bheed fir lagi udhar dekhne even pandit bhi rukk gaya bhosdk ferre karwaa jaldi se...
Sabse pehle deva bhai uttare ab mehmaan log jo humein nahi jaantey they woh deva bhai ko toh jaantey he they isliye unke munh khulle k khulle rehgaye ki bc kya vip Shaadi Hai.. Bhai k alaawa Mangal, Rishi, Anjali, Rajat, Gupta ji, Jiya, Pooja, Deepak and Ajay uttare... Mandap waale log uthey ab thakur or uss mla ki gand fatti ki bhenchod ye kya hua...
Tabtak wohlog mandap ki taraf badhe... Or bilkul humaare bagal mein aake rukke...
Deva-are baitho baitho sab pehle Shaadi niptaao baaki main baad mein niptaata hun... Pandit ji suru kijiye...
Mla-bhai..
Deva-chup chaap baith be bola naa Shaadi hone de fir baat karenge...
Main-chalo chalo continue continue...
Sablog ko nervousness ne Gherra but pandit ne chaalu kiye mantar...
Piche se anjali ne mereko punch diya...
Main-offff. ... Ahem ahem... Wassup darling...
Anjali--AP the great kidnapped... Gajab...
Main - AP the great Escaped... Orr bhi gajab...
Anjali-AP the great helping his kidnappers... Orr bhi gajab...
Main-AP the great helping some good peoples... This one is the best... Waise you guyss failed... Mujhe dhund naa shake...
Anjali - dude you don't have any idea humlog ne kya kya kiya hai kahaan kahaan gaye hain kiss kiss ko uthaaya Hai...
Main-I know I know I can understand...
Anjali-Thakkk gayi yaar...
Main-chall kopche mein teri thakan dur karta hun...
Anjali-shut up... Sapne naa le din mein...
Main-as you wish...
Anjali-my wish is my wish none of your wish... Lol..
Main-lol...
Anjali-waise sab theek toh hona...
Main-Haan bus kal bhaagte time junk food khaaya kabhi bhi ulti aa shakti aisa lagraha hai...
Mangal-ek punch mein breakfast lunch dinner sab nikaal dun...
Main-Wassup chutiye...
Mangal-lawde.. Teri gand fodd dunga...
Anjali-language Mangal...
Mangal-sorry... Sun L...de.. Teri G fodd dunga...
Main-lol...
Anjali-lul..
Deva-ssshhh... Saamne Shaadi horahi hai re chup karo...
Main-Wassup bro...
Deva-all good all good...
Main-see media shouldn't know this story...
Deva-ok OK...
Main-thakur family media ko bataaegi nahi naa he ladke waale bataaenge bacha ye mla...
Deva-dekhlenge isko bhi...
Ferrey suru hue humein fool diye gaye unke uppar fainkne k liye... Maine mere waale Pooja OR jyoti par faink k maare jo bilkul he khogayi thi Shaadi mein... Jaise meri he Shaadi Hai.
Pooja-what the fuck...
Jyoti-you just scared the shit out of us...
Main-Wassup..
Jyoti - matt puch yaar darra diya tha tumlog ne...
Main-I know I know sorry yaar...
Jyoti-Jaan bujh m kidnap hua tha kya...?
Main-Lol nahi...
Jyoti-toh sorry kyun bol raha hai...
Ferrey khatam hue or Shaadi sammpann hui unlog ne Maa Baap and then bhai babhi se ashirwaad liye and then photos wagairaah or khaane kaa time hua...
Deva-hogayi Shaadi samppann...?
Main-yep... Have your fun now... Lekin in a gentle way..
Deva-ok let's do it...
Ab wahaan keval thakur and family or ladke waale he they dulha and dulhan thoda side mein apne stage par baithey they photo session jaari tha... Mehmaan log photos khinchwaarahe they...
Deva-Haan ji toh kahaan se suru karwaana passand karoge tumlog... Main toh keh...
Thakur-Deva Ji dekhiye...
Deva-dekhna dikhaana baad mein doobara meri baat bichmein kaati toh ye thakur giri yahin nikaal dunga meri baat suno.. Mujhe maalum Hai kya hua tha kyun hua tha kab hua tha kaise hua tha wagairaah wagairaah isliye tum mein se kissi ko safaai dene ki jarurat hai nahi mera mood abhi theek hai isliye bichmein bolke usse kharaab karna nahi.. Sunlo bus chup chaap itana kaafi hai jo puchun uska jawaab do.. First of all iss baat ki main jadd hai ye MLA baljeet Singh iska ilaaj hogaya hai lagaalo bus thode din mein iski aukaat k anusaar isko fall mill jaega..
Baljeet-b. B. B. Hai...
Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mangal ne uske munh mein gun thusss di... Ye dekh un sabki gand fatt ke hath mein aagayi... Wohlog ek ek kadam piche ko hattey..
Deva-are bhai ek baar Bola naa chup raho kyun befaltu dimag ki dahi kar rahe ho ache khasse chupchaap samjhaa raha hun tum samjh naa bhai... Ab jabardasti karta acha lagunga kya pure pareewar k saamne... Hata re mangal... Tu nikal le side mein Tera hogaya tere sath baat karke main khudki beijjati naa karwaana caahta Abe Tumhaari party kaa leader haina jo tera maalik woh daily mere manager k pass 25 phone karta hai uske saamne hath jodta hai ki ek baar deva bhai se baat karwaa do toh teri kya aukaat hai mere saamne soch tu mere khilaaf planning Karega jaanta haina mujhe tu.... maine elections Jeettey he Speech mein loud and clear kahaa tha ki opposition ko kuch karna hai toh mereko karo meri family ki taraf dekha toh politics he nahi ye desh bhi chhudwaa dunga uska.. Tere jaise 800 mlas sunraha hai 800 mlas jinmein se 90% kaa rootbaa terese 50 gunna jyaada uncha hai woh sab k sab mere liye kaam kartey hain samjha... Teri aukaat kya hai be jo tu Teri baat mere saamne rakhega... Side nikal jaa warna yahin thokdunga...
Mla k maathe par paseena aagaya tha munh lawde jaise khulla rehgaya bechaare kaa plan kya tha or kya hogaya woh ek taraf ko hatt gaya... Thakur kaa scene bhi khatam tha uski thakur giri bahot niche thi deva bhai k saamne.. Thakur bahot saare hain duniya mein bahot saare but Deva bhai ek he hain or ek he rahenge...
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